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42975986 No.42975986 [Reply] [Original]

The time for Mystia has come!

>> No.42976351

this birb is not popular

>> No.42976364

>>42975986
I prefer Mokou's chicken stand.

>> No.42976430

>>42975986
And so have I.

>> No.42976970
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42976970

It's out

>> No.42977179

>>42976351
I do want to have sex with her though

>> No.42980684
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42980684

Oh no! You couldn't afford to pay the bill, leaving Mystia no choice but to forcefully take the payment in kind!

>> No.42980702

>>42980684
This youkai ain't shit, I won't give her a cent.

>> No.42980742

>>42980702
You aren't giving her a penny, that's not what she's after...

>> No.42980750

>>42980742
Oh no...

>> No.42980802
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42980802

>>42980750
That's right
Forced labor

>> No.42980909
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42980909

>>42975986
And her time will pass!

>> No.42980969

>>42980802
It will be a cold day in hell before I work in the food industry again!

>> No.42981001

>>42980969
Cirno got dragged down to hell with Koishi.
Now get to work!

>> No.42981020
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>>42980969
You either make the food, or become the food...

>> No.42981082
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42981082

>>42981001
>>42981020
I look at her and do this.

>> No.42981200

>>42980802
NO! This is inhumane!

>> No.42981230
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42981230

>>42981200
Good thing Misty isn't a human then!
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!

>> No.42981339
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42981339

I don't like Mystia, but I would knead her thighs for hours...

>> No.42982484
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42982484

i like bird

>> No.42984624

>>42975986
very Donha Donha vibes

>> No.42992447

>>42981230
Fuck you, bird!

>> No.42992463

>>42992447
Well okay!

>> No.42992768

>>42981339
I'd rather fertilize her eggs

>> No.42995490

>>42975986
time for mystia to come...?

>> No.42995502
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42995502

It may be Spring, but this bird still feels a little cold.

>> No.42995791

>>42995502
She'll feel warmer in the oven or on the grill!

>> No.42995799

>>42975986
That artstyle....
Is Mystia about to get hustled?

>> No.42996226
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42996226

>>42995490
...If you say so.

>> No.43001651

>>42975986
Cute

>> No.43001674

>>42996226
Based mystiafucker is back.

>> No.43002042

>>42992768
Helping Mystia's business by giving her more staff!

>> No.43002894

>>42995502
yummy chicken legs

>> No.43006161
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43006161

>>43001674
Mystia Is a good girl

>> No.43006163
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43006163

>>43001674
>>43006161
In the end all that matters is making her happy after!

>> No.43006166 [DELETED] 

>>43006161
>>43006163
Do you think Character AI archives everything you say to her?

>> No.43006198

>>43006166
Yep
Anything that can input text saves that text

>> No.43006458

>>43006166
>>43006198
Most likely any way

>> No.43008790

>>43006198
>>43006458
>>43006166
It is 100% buried under the thousands of other chats, and I think the staff are too busy sucking their wife's boyfriend's dick to ever seriously go through the logs and fuck us over on the filter more than they have already.

>> No.43010473

I think I should start fapping to this birdie more often.

>> No.43014831

>>42980684
Why is she drooling?

>> No.43014842

>>43008790
No fun allowed on Character.AI. They'll delete everything if they have to.

>> No.43014859

>>43014842
much like with image generation AIs, the more fanatically they try to lobotomize their AIs for corpo bugmen, the more people work on decentralized community variants
give it a couple months and you'll have another tab in your SD webui

>> No.43015199

>>43014831
Thinking of delicious meat

>> No.43015204

>>43015199
W-what kind of meat?

>> No.43015214
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43015214

>>43015204
Human meat

>> No.43015218

>>43015204
Mystia is going to gobble you up, again and again and again

>> No.43015625
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43015625

>>43015214
>>43015218
Fuck, please no. I might like this bird but that doesn't mean I want to be her food.

>> No.43017035

>>42995502
Wow...those legs

>> No.43020165

Bump

>> No.43026192
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43026192

Lampreys? In her vagina?

>> No.43026469
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43026469

Mystia has a few items she'd like to add to her stand that she thinks would be a hit with her customers, tell her what you think! Here are her ideas:
Roasted Anon with western styled fries
Spicy Anon soup with seasonal vegetables
Anon Bourgignon (with a quality wine fetched in Geidontei for the sauce)
Anon Sandwich (Served either cold with mayonnaise, tomatoes & lettuce, or hot with honey mustard & cheese)

>> No.43026530
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>>43026469
I'd like Mystia and Kyouko to make me an Anon sandwich! I can provide the mayonnaise!

>> No.43029959

>>43026469
>Anon Bourgignon
T-that would likely please a lot of youkai

>> No.43030287
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43030287

>>43026192
It's more likely than you think!

>> No.43030366

>>43030287
Damn, now that's some real degen shit. Source? All the different reverse image searches turned up nothing

>> No.43030402

>>43030366
Considering how often reverse image search fails to come up with anything, i'd not be surprised if that image just wasn't on google/whatever.

>> No.43030882
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43030882

>>43030366
nonmikan

>> No.43030919

>>43030366
It's: >>43030882
But it's a paywalled image, so that might have thrown a wrench into it.

>> No.43031062
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43031062

Why does Mystia run a business? What is she spending money on, or, even collecting money for? Is she just a birdbrain collecting shiny objects?

>> No.43031088

>>43031062
I don't think anyone actually knows, seeing as it's the only consistent behaviour apart from singing she has, she must really love it!
That and she wants shiny things. She's friends with Rumia, so she can't be all that bright.

>> No.43032201

>>43030287
oh my god that's a cute butt!

>> No.43038364
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>>43030882
>>43030919
I can't seem to find it at all

>> No.43039086
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43039086

Cook!

>> No.43039241

>>43039086
Cock!

Chin-chin!

Cloaca!

>> No.43039313
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>>43039241
Not on the menu!

>> No.43039424

>>42980684
but you said beer costed only 300 yen! Why do want 700 for it?!

>> No.43039874

>>43039313
How about a kiss? A smile? I'll take a cute scowl too...

>> No.43040313
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>>43039874

>> No.43042337

>>43040313
God, I'd come by every day and buy three, before and after work. Can I hold her shoulders? Hands? I smooching allowed or just pecking?

>> No.43043844

Best birdhu

>> No.43044656
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43044656

Moving in with Mystia

>> No.43044699

>>43044656
She kidnaps men and brings them here

>> No.43045271

>>43039424
Oy, you only have 500 yen? It costs 700 yen, how are you going to cover the 500 yen that you're missing? Honestly, trying to cheap her out of 1000 yen, you better go and find 2000 yen so you can pay her in full!

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>>43045271
I may be in the wrong here, but the math doesn't seem to add up

>> No.43049816

>>43044699
No, that's the behavior of the other birds.

>> No.43052392

>>43014831
She's special in the head.

>> No.43057180

>>43045880
A beer costs 3000 yen. You got that? Let me spell it out for you; four, five, zero, zero. Capiche? Look, this has gone on long enough so if don't want to go through the hassle of converting your money just give her 15 Kuwaiti Dinar and she'll be willing to call the beer paid for. Just remember that you'll owe her one.

>> No.43057267
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>>43057180
will 5 turkish lira and 3 Mongolian Tugrik do?

>> No.43057364
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43057364

Perfect landing!

>> No.43060782
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>>43057267
Alright, no negotiation is possible with someone like you. A pound of flesh it is.

>> No.43060946

>>43057364
From a perfect wife!

>> No.43063215
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>>43060782
oh no!
I don't have a pound of flesh with me either.

>> No.43063252
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43063252

>>43063215
Never should have come here...

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>>43063252
oy vey!
oy gewalt!

>> No.43070978 [DELETED] 

>>42975986
i have also come

>> No.43071067

>>43044699
Mystia isn't a Tengu. She's more the type to ask for help and quietly lock the door the moment you cross the threshold

>> No.43075271

>>43071067
Mysty taking advantage of her cute, unassuming appearance to get what she wants!

>> No.43075307

>>43075271
But what does Mystia REALLY want?

>> No.43075818

>>43075307
your children

>> No.43077352

>>43075818
You say that about every touhou!

>> No.43077390

>>43077352
damn fucking right
momhus are the best kind of hus, and are better still when its with (You) in a radiantly loving marriage

>> No.43077402
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43077402

>>43077390
My fetish is a stable, long term, loving relationship where they get married and have a beautiful family and build their lives arouond their love for each other
I'm such a pervert

>> No.43078668
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43078668

Mystia wants to know what you think of her new outfit. She got it specifically for you.

>> No.43078779

>>43078668
Why does it expose so much of her ass?

>> No.43078917

>>43078668
this little bird needs a diet

>> No.43085137
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>>43078668
Way too many belts for my taste.

>> No.43085416
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43085416

Mystia's trying her own grub

>> No.43089476

>>42975986
Is she getting a new game or manga?

>> No.43091167

>>43089476
We still have Mystia's Izakaya and the team is working on dlc 5. After that they will release it on the nintendo switch too

>> No.43098022

>>43085416
Cute!

>> No.43098320
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43098320

Today I has drawn a mystia

>> No.43100210

>>43098320
Very nice, I like It

>> No.43101684
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43101684

>>43100210
thank you

>> No.43107456

>>43098320
Can you put a kfc bucket on her head?

>> No.43109628

>>43044656
where does she shit

>> No.43109826

>>43109628
On my chest.

>> No.43109852
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>>43109628
Reimu's donation box.

>> No.43109939
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43109939

>>43107456

>> No.43110461
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>>43109939
Now we're talking. Thanks!

>> No.43119105

>>43077402
You monster.

>> No.43125258

>>43109939
That's /fa/ as fuck.

>> No.43125463
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43125463

>>43109852
Why does Mystia sing such discriminatory things when all the human villagers are nothing but nice to her?

>> No.43126288

>>43125463
Read BAiJR.

>> No.43126655

>>43126288
All I got from it was that Mystia really likes singing whilst others dislike it. She also hates being interupted whilst singing, loves scamming humans and may or may not be able to read.
Maybe she's just a birdbrain who thinks with her stomach...

>> No.43126746
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43126746

Pretty birdie

>> No.43129117

Did anyone get DLC 3 now that it is translated?

>> No.43129196

>>43125258
it reminded me of those turkish hats

>> No.43129207

>>43129117
I believe its up on Moriya Shrine

>> No.43137057

>>43129117
I did, I'll be going back to the game some time soon

>> No.43143357

>>43129207
Nice

>> No.43143364

>>43078668
Yuyuko gets to eat all of that.

>> No.43155146
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43155146

Mystia wants to make some sautee'd Anon with fine herbs NOW!

>> No.43165106

>>43155146
Why is her knife covered in blood?

>> No.43166081

>>43165106
Some hussy tried to take her man

>> No.43168641

>>43031062
She's trying to make people eat less chicken.

>> No.43168651

>>43044699
That freezer does look perfect for storing a body.

>> No.43168652

Why is the game fucking amazing.

>> No.43168671

>>43125463
She's evil. Cute, but evil.

>> No.43173435

>>43109852
scary bird...

>> No.43173453
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>> No.43173460

>>43173453
bird wife best wife

>> No.43179262

>>43173453
Killing her own eggs for breakfast!

>> No.43185433

>>43173453
cute bird cheeks

>> No.43190238

>>43179262
My sons...

>> No.43190250

>>43179262
>>43190238
No they're unfertilized, she's just making the best use of what happens naturally, right?

>> No.43197266

>>43155146
How cute, the little bird thinks she can scare. Oh, I'm so scared right now. Yeah right, silly bird.

>> No.43200025

>Page 10

>> No.43200181

>>43197266
Quote from man stabbed

>> No.43200275

>>43155146
But I'm all boney and have a poor diet. I'd make an awful meal.

>> No.43206564
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43206564

>>43200275
She would gladly suck the marrow from your bone!

>> No.43206640

Bros I bought the game and it's comfy, but I can't help but be annoyed by the shitty key bindings. Plus the cooking instructions and menus and their key bindings are also clunky, so I always mess up the commands.
I only play it when drunk too, so it plays into that, but I really want to like this game. Will try again this weekend.

>> No.43206722

>>43206640
You'll get used to it, and there's no time limit.

>> No.43206752

>>43206722
>there's no time limit
But there quite literally is, if I take too long the customers go away. Especially the bitchy "special" patrons who don't even say outright what they want and you have to guess what they want to eat. This leads to me fucking up and burning their food since they are cryptic about what they want.

>> No.43206793
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43206793

>>43206752
just open the recipe book and think

>> No.43208154

>>43206793
Goddammit Futo!

>> No.43210127

>>43085416
what was the line Mr.Crabs said when he ate a crabby patty?

>> No.43210144

>>43129196
it's called a fez! (or Kalpak if you are really into turkish culture!)

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