/jp/ - Otaku Culture

あくたんかわいい大好き

pekoーら愛してる
100万回愛してる！！！！

んなああああ

tower...

>>43040803
it's just gonna delete this thread out of anger

>>43040803
I knew it you didn't have a cute pi\ctuire of your wife to share you just wanted to post this

I will marry this menhera.

Think of the 2hu's...

>>43040816
That'd be funny yet sad if that were the case.

I love Towa!
Checkout the newest Startend cover!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lfwyWSGV4 Kuusou Ressha
And her orisongs!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmss54l5zc UFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOx00AOfKo Raimei
And her LINE stamps!
https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/21770853/

Su-sugoi

Join me at Towa.

>>43040803
MEIDO'S GONNA FREAK

Konfauna! I love mother nature.

>>43040803
BASED

>>43040803
>>43040806
sugeeeeeee

Nijibros?

>>43040803
based

7

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1640159768202604544
What a poet

きｔらあああ

>>43040803
BROWN EN-MEIDO DON'T LOOK!

>>43040802 last post
>>43040803 this thread
just in case

it's mad already

This will be a good thread, I'm sure.

>>43040803
Say it with me sharts.
Hololive only has 35 members, all of whom are Japanese.
Sidebranch sharts do not belong.
I am intellectuallly inferior for watching a sidebranch shart.

Ohayo Junky-sama~, please write me a song, and in return let me suck your dick *slurp* *slurp*

9 years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM

>>43040803
/hlg/ IS NOT COVER
STUPID TRIBALISTS

>>43040838
I like how her artwork has been improving

>>43040832
>yearly revenue per vtuber
>1.5 million usd
I don't understand why people still throw so much money at them

>>43040819
we already have a precedent
>>42893488
>>42893489

>>43040847
not right now mukkunbro we're shitting on the diet cokes

>>43040803
Yes that's JP, as stated multiple times throughout Holofest, Hololive JP have 35 members and nobody can deny it anymore.

This is not Hololive JP thread dumbass

>>43040854
Yes, that's /jp/

>>43040854
that's hololive though, are you illiterate or a schizo?

I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!

>>43040854
But that just says Hololive and nothing else, look again if you have trouble processing information

>>43040832
Not like this nijibros...

>still forcing the 35 members meme
Grow up.

kanden bibibi densen bibibi~

>>43040854
Where on the slide or any marketing material do you see the brand name Hololive JP. I'll wait.

>>43040848
>>43040856
seeeeethe

>>43040820

>>43040873
Truth is inconvenient isn't it shart?
The only meme here is your existence.

>>43040874
I fucking love that song. I hope ojou gets a music video

low view side shart whores are the only meme here

>>43040870
>that footnote
lmao

Any thread that shits on the 15% is good in my book.

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

Don't care, gonna keep posting Bae.

>>43040878
Keep forcing it.

>>43040893
Cover's official stance vs your seething shart ass. I wonder which is being forced here.

HOLOLIVE DOMINATION

>>43040889
All me

15% tribalists

>>43040889
>3D animation with multilingual translation
Someone edit in THAT instead of just hologra, you know the thing.

Sora Love!

SHARTY MAD

How do I buy holocoins?

>>43040899
Found the 15%, eat shit and die.

>>43040896
This thread is about Hololive not Cover.

>>43040856
yeah, this is hololive thread, as in the hololive stated in the op.

>>43040912
And guess what? Hololive is only 35 members.

https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1640172834843684864
https://youtu.be/a8p0l7_h9Ys
Today's the for year anniversary of Sora's first album release! In honor of that, why don't you do listen to Kotobakaze for her

just wait you guys asked for this

>Sora posted a quest to Ollie to make a garden with a hug as reward
>a great chance for teetee with daisenpai
>Koyori steals the quest

>>43040879
Yeah, let's hope it happens
https://youtu.be/CeA9G09mxK4

>>43040832
>>43040849
is that supposed to be impressive? if the company only gets 1.5m per vtuber per year, that means there's no way the girls earn a 1m/year like u guys are saying. They're not filthy rich.

>>43040920
finders keepers

>>43040920
Yeah, Koyori is great

When's the next Koro-Mari?
When's there going to be a Marine 3D with Korone doing the movements and Mio doing the voice?

Dwarf fortress Holo when?

>>43040931
anon, the doog got old-yellered...

>>43040920
based koyoyo

>>>/vt/46019226

>>43040938
Go watch Vesper be autistic about it instead

>>43040923
40% of their revenue is confirmed to be 50/50 with the girls so if Cover is making 1.5 million there's a good chance the girls are making over a million too

>>43040944
not hololive

>>43040923
It includes IDs ENs and homo_sharts. JP homo_sharts cant even pay rent

>>43040938
It's not a good game to stream, or even a good game

why did he link his own post here

>>43040943
I thought it'd be higher

>>43040923
>>43040943
>Hololive Membership
Aquacrew is a /vt/ourist. That's disappointing.

>>43040942
>>43040927
>>43040926
kinda bs if you asked me, I hope Ollie get her chance she's going through a rough stretch some streams she barely goes above 1k she needs a boost from collab or something

>>43040957
Didn't ask shart, go back.

I WANT TO LICK TOKINO SORA'S ARMPITS!

I WANT TO SPREAD ROBOCO'S ROBOT LEGS!

I WANT SAKURA MIKO TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN HER BREASTS!

I WANT HOSHIMACHI SUISEI TO JERK ME OFF WITH HER GLOVES!

I WANT AZKI TO CRUSH MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS!

I WANT YOZORA MEL TO DRAIN MY SOUL FROM MY PENIS!

I WANT TO MAKE SHIRAKAMI FUBUKI MY WIFE BY FORCE!

I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!

I WANT AKI ROSENTHAL TO BELLY DANCE ON MY DICK!

I WANT AKAI HAATO TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS THROUGH ME!

I WANT TO FUCK MINATO AQUA UNTIL SHE CAN'T SPEAK COHERENTLY ANYMORE!

I WANT TO OBLITERATE MURASAKI SHION'S MESUGAKI CUNNY!

I WANT TO MAKE NAKIRI AYAME MY PERSONAL WHORE!

I WANT TO SHOW AYAMEFRIEND EXACTLY WHERE I AM WITH MY DICK

I WANT TO GIVE YUZUKI CHOCO THE DOMINANT HUSBAND SHE DESERVES!

I WANT TO SHUBA OOZORA SUBARU!

I WANT OOKAMI MIO TO DEEPTHROAT MY COCK UNTIL SHE STARTS TO VOMIT!

I WANT TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN NEKOMATA OKAYU'S STOMACH!

I WANT INUGAMI KORONE TO DOMINATE ME!

I WANT TO RAPE USADA PEKORA!

I WANT TO FUCK URUHA RUSHIA UNTIL HER SCREAMS WAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD UP!

I WANT TO MINDBREAK SHIRANUI FLARE!

I WANT TO LOSE MYSELF IN SHIROGANE NOEL'S KNIGHT CUPS!

I WANT TO SET SAIL INTO HOUSHOU MARINE'S ASS (FATTEST IN HOLOLIVE)!

I WANT TO POUND AMANE KANATA UNTIL SHE HITS NOTES I CAN'T EVEN PERCEIVE!

I LOVE HATE-FUCKING THAT BITCH KIRYU COCO!

I WANT TO GET LOST IN LOVING TSUNOMAKI WATAME!

I WANT TO MATING PRESS TWAPI TWIZZLER UNTIL SHE LETS OUT HER REAL VOICE!

I WANT TO UTTERLY DOMINATE HIMEMORI LUNA!

I WANT TO SUCK THE MILK OUT OF YUKIHANA LAMY'S BREASTS!

I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MOMOSUZU NENE'S ASS!

I WANT SHISHIRO BOTAN TO BE MY DOMMY MOMMY!

I WANT TO DIE IN THE HEAT OF PASSION WITH OMARU POLKA!

>>43040935
GIWTWM

Make Sora flutter in your embrace as you relieve her with your hands. Be a gentleman about it - concentrate, don't ruin it, don't ask for anything in return.

Help Roboco test the various curious functions of her mechanical vulva. It might be sort of different from what a human girl has between her legs, but certainly not a bit less pleasurable for either of you.

Keep Miko hot and bothered by describing all the delightfully indecent ways in which you'd please other Hololive girls - if only you ever got a chance to. Have it sound so irresistible as to make her want it all for herself and pounce on you.
Have a non-sensual one night stand with Suisei, no strings attached. You both know it all ends the moment you part ways, so relish this freedom and fuck each other with abandon.

Out of the blue AZKi whispers to you that she does not wear any panties today. Her skirt is so dangerously short, it might as well have been nonexistent.

Do Matsuri on a windowsill. Let the fresh breeze of air and the chilly pressure of glass cool off the oven-hot bodies of yours, and get thrilled at being observed by many random passersby.

Take Fubuki's finger and place it in your mouth, demonstrating her exactly the way you want her to blow you. How different would it be between Shirakami and Kurokami, by the way?

Tenderly hold Mel in your arms and kiss her as she unhurriedly undresses both of you. The soft tone and the innocence of her voice contrast so stunningly with the salacious things she whispers to your ear.

Weird question - how many Haachamas are there in bed with you? There's obviously one and only one whenever you look at her; but every time you close your eyes, there's somehow two women touching you from two different sides.

Partake in mutual masturbation with Subaru. Start off unenthused and grow more and more into it over time.

Choco asks for your opinion on whether or not her new bra looks good on her, and shows it off. It is a cupless bra.

Have it slow and sensual with Aqua. She trusts you, she's completely comfortable with you, so don't do anything weird.

Amuse and confuse Shion by flirting with her in a chivalric yet comically over-the-top way. Keep her distracted, erupting in laughter, so that later she'd be unable to recollect how exactly did the two of you end up in a bed together.

Ayame grows curious about finding her erogenous zones located in unusual spots, and steadily explores with her hands. She'd probably need someone else's help, right?

Mio has learned a whole bunch of dirty naughty phrases, and wants to use them on you in bed. The experience is hysterical as she can barely squeeze out a word or two without falling into a laughing fit.

Be Korone's plaything as she forces herself upon you with carnivorous excitement. Sure as sun you ain't getting untied anytime soon.

Confess your utter lack of experience with women to Okayu, and ask her to teach you how to kiss. Whether that's a genuine truth or a blatantly obvious flirty lie, she bites it and savours it, and after a while moves on to teaching you other, naughtier things as well.

Flare tries dominating you while having zero idea on how to actually do it. Swallow your chuckles and make her feel like a competent woman who can totally do it right.

How about you gift Noel your absolutely best shot at cunnilingus? She already gets too much attention to her chest area, so change things up a bit.

Rushia is more than nine hundred years old, you'd assume that at some point in the past she "danced"; you are wrong. Claim her first time.

You somehow get Pekora to advance on you. She suppresses her nervousness by being loudly and excessively theatrical about every little thing that happens.

Brace yourself, as Marine is in for a marathon - from playful and happy to sweaty and fiery to slow and loving to exhausted and lazy. Don't forget to grab some snacks in your very short-lived breaks.

Watame's snoozy face is the first thing you see when you wake up. Let the leisurely morning sex energize both of you for the day.

Play doctor with Kanata, why don't you? Perform thorough physical examinations on each other, diagnose how terminal your case of horny is, prescribe a treatment most appropriate.

Luna is a surprisingly cool individual if you peek beyond the saccharine. Fuck her on top of her massive Harley Davidson.

Towa aggressively advances on you. Have a bitey-scratchy fight over who's on top, rolling on the floor, clothes flying all over the place.

Nene is tired after a long day and asks you to give her a massage. Soothing or reinvigorating, sexual or platonic - could go either way.

Listen to Lamy's heartbeat by directly placing your ear on her chest. Do some little things to her to make it rapidly accelerate.

On a sleepover with Botan, wake her up in the dead of night by making love to her. You get a sleepy yet very warm welcome.

Laplus loves being carried around while being fucked - perhaps a little bit too much and a little bit too loudly.

>>43040963
it's cringe that this is allowed but every time I post the ID version I get banned

>>43040854
>JP
I don't see any JP in here.

>>43040959
this is the Hololive thread dumb tribalist

>>43040978
This is Hololive
*cums on your face*

>>43040978
Consisting only of 35 members.

>nijifags still trying to divide Hololive

>>43040968
I appreciate you including the rest of the girls, unlike this outdated copy pasta >>43040963

>>43040986
The only thing missing is to complete them, or turn them into erotic stories.

So the rumor that Suisei might be graduating soon has some legs after all. Is that why her last live had no Hololive guests?

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1640184777373528064
new naked towa pic just dropped for men

>>43040968
You are RUINING the fucking archive you nigger stop

I love how cover ignore Anycolor total revenue and cherry pick everything to make them look better. And then faggots who dont look at both financials dont know

>>43040803
based

hololive is good even the runt of JP (Roboco) makes enough money to buy a house in Tokyo

rawwr

As punishment for being fucking garbage, all of holoEN must be put on 600 pound life

>>>/vt/46013545

>>43040992
Hoshimachi Hamplanet has no future outside of Hololive. If she couldn't be successful when she was younger and thinner, she certainly can't now.

/vt/sharts are getting uppity

>>43040803
BASED

So mad that it's spamming the thread with /vt/ copypastes lmao.

>>43041006
*dies from botan cuteness*

Button....

>>43041009
so? what's their total revenue compared to hololive?

>>43041006

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106604125
Thoughts?

>>43041023
eddy...

why don't you ask your brethren /vt/ourist

>>43041006
who's cuter, Button or Mio?

Weighne

Revenue per streamer is literally the only financial stat Cover has over Anykara but it's completely meaningless when like half of NijiJP are small streamers that rarely stream.

It's a different business model and it's obviously working much better for Nijis. Sure biggest Hololive girls are making more money than biggest Niji streamers but that means nothing for investors

So when will the 5 holos practice for the minecraft tournament?

>>43041025
Better than Sui

>>43041023
hands aren't dark enough

>>43041033

>>43041039
COPE

>ENcels furiously pinging their obese monkey maid to wake up after a furious bout of fucking its mother and gay cousin, but to no avail
Get a good look at it sharts. These are facts. 35 members only. You will never be tolerated.

Kanata woke up in a cornfield.

>>43041012
She can be InoTaku's chubby mistress

>>43040922
I'm still mad that Cover's too lazy to give them those outfits for the holo*27 stage.

>>43041039
You speak as if holos stream
they collect money just from people keeping up their memberships

>>43040938
botan will play it for 2 streams (4 hours total)

>>43041048
Shishiron is cute but I would rather have sex with Miosha. I can't see Shishiron that way for some reason.

>>43041042
Is there time to practice? It's on the 28th, right?

>>43041068
I understand

Lamey graduation when??

Who was in the wrong?

We hate Lamey and love Lamy here

>>43041073
Kanata, she's 10 years too early to try to force something with the nijikiller.

>>43041079
Aqua is Kanata's sex toy

Looks like pandering to the west was a fatal mistake for cover corp. Should have kept the wealthy chinese investors.

https://youtu.be/xSqdzRc3p-0
AAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE LAMY!!!!

>>43041070
I don't know why Mio is more seductive than Shishiron

>>43041069
wtf I thought it was gonna happen on April
what a waste, they could've had a couple or so practice collabs where they just mess around...

>>43041082
kanata will have to get passed towa

>>43041085
>noon Lamy stream
are we back in 2020?

>>43041085
It's time to be healed

Feels disgusting that 29% of the people in my oshis chatroom are filthy EoPs

You guys are the problem.
>>43041043

>>43041124
what do you think about this 2hubros
https://youtu.be/g_6-sM3t760

>>43041124
ZUN would want the Hololive thread to kill the Touhou threads

>>43041124
ZUN touched my wife's tits.

>>43041131
This is insane

Its just incoherently angry lol
Cover's financial team killed him

inb4
>stock holders demand more new gens
>stock holders demand lower cut for the girls
>stock holders demand less collabs because 2 stream make more money than 1
>stock holders demand graduations for any holos making negative revenue (rbc,aki,etc)
>stock holders start pushing tranny shit

>>43041141
Did you thank him?

>>43041085
I don't want more Lamy

>>43041131
don't open

>>43041147
I don't think our resident schizos make enough to be a shareholder.

Al dente? Or ben cotta?

>>43041147
So you're telling me if I buy enough stock I can get individual swimsuits back?

>>43041131
don't open

>>43041131
No more war, 2hubros...

>>43041147
Next time we'll see Yagoo he'll be wearing a faggotry great reset badge. Save this post, you'll know I'm right.

>>43041165
Saved

>>43041147
>Stockholders tell Cover to graduate Sora

>>43041155
You better believe I'm investing in Cover

Holos already pushed tranny shit when you realize EN stayed away from wizard game, nijis while cringe at least they weren't afraid

>>43041177
You literally can't retard

>>43041131
Is this what taking acid is like?

>>43041147
Forgot one
>stock holders demand cover to make mobile gacha shit

>>43041180
No

Anon is my friend, don't call them a retard.

burger hours are over already, stop showing your obsession with trannies, weirdo

Finally, they'll make the lazy cunts stream

>>43041189
if you aren't redpilled why are you even on this site?

>>43041191
4chan(nel) is blackpilled not redpilled you dumb retard

Why are they cashing out on stocks anyway? YAGOO getting ready to cash out and quit?

Why is the greenturd so mad today?

>>43041196
Hololive is essentially a moneyhole that isn't breaking even. It's costing Cover too much money to offset the talent that don't make back anything.

>>43041175
Sora...

>>43041192
>>43041210
Not Hololive.

>>43041210
MOMMY

>still a month till golden week
I am not going to make it brothers

>>43040803
delete

Waco holo when

Ewww it replied to ME.

I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow...

>>43041225
Why did she do it?

>>43041216
>>43041223
Not Hololive.

>>43041227

>>43041225
yabeeiiii

>>43041225
Delivery that clearly shows the low intelligence of taa

>>43041230
>shart cope
Cover's position > Gura's delusions

>>43041225
What is that google login
Why is it タ and not ト

>>43041225
タ…

>>43041224
same here where do you work anon? I just get in my car and sit in the parking lot of subway for 8 hours and return home so that my parents think I have a job

>>43041225
What kind of rp is this

I don't even care about the rest of the world anymore, I just want to enjoy my hobbies in peace.

>shakira

>>43041244
Too bad chud, we're taking over your hobby and kicking you out

>>43041225
>>43041226
>>43041235
>>43041238
>>43041239
>>43041242
what is this meaning? I'm Pakistani and am thinking about learning japanese but I don't understand

>>43041147
>stock holders demand ENs and IDs to be their sex slaves

FREEZE

>So many tribalists in the thread
where did they come from?

>>43041255
Really? A dark elf with a gun? Isn't that a bit racist cover?

>>43041254
Haha, nice joke, they're coming for the JP girls first

>>43041237
Funny, since it was Cover who gave the thumbs up to Gura to allow her to upload that video.

>>43041259
lots of bans in /vt/ today, some new trend caught on over there where they talk about graphically raping vtubers to death with knives

>>43041261
I love that doujin!

Cover really needs to fire a bunch of useless employees, they have bloated well past what they actually need

>>43041260
that's nothing, check this out

>muh tribalist
15%

>>43041259
just some newfags thinking hating EN is endorsed here

>>43041262
They didn't want to crush her delusions. Let her have that. Meanwhile, Cover's own official position has always been clear and consistent.
Hololive has only 35 members.

>>43041259
Reminder that the entire thread muted your sidesharts during the concert.

>tourists got filtered by anime ost
always makes me smile

>>43041270
Homoshits are going to be the first on the chopping block

>>43041262
who the fuck cares what cover thinks?

what do you think?

>>43041280
Sorarchitect

>>43041275
>Reminder that the entire thread
Don't include me in your schizophrenia, I bought both tickets wouldn't make them go to waste.

Go back to your designated "primetime" samurai :)

>>43041270
Agreed but where's the cutoff?

still sidebranch

>>43041285
Cope. Whole thread was nothing but mute and ENcel tourists were crying bitch tears when it happened.

>>43041287
Ayame is the cutoff
Sorry Firedpire

>>43041277
I wonder if they are even profitable

35

>>43040803

>>43041295
Why is Hololive on there 3 times?

>>43041302
recursion

https://files.catbox.moe/63slqc.webm

Imagine ENcels here if they had the opportunity to attend next fes, like screaming to all japs in middle of the concert
>AAAHHH MUTTO NIHONJIN BUROS, SHARTUSO MIENAI MUTTO MUTTO MUTTOOOOOOOOOO

>>43041301
towanwan...

what's with all the bot posts

>>43041313
Cover mentioned other company

Beep boop.

>>43041302
To emphasize that there is only 1 real branch while the others are inferior spinoffs ala diet coke

I love hags

>>43041319
based

>>>/vt/46021394
Okay, I finished reading the Cover document for investors. There isn't TOO much to say, unless you're really into the investment minutia of stuff like growth ratios, revenue stream diversification, and business terminology out the wazoo. But there is some stuff of note for you guys, so I'll post the notes I took while reading for everyone.
Holo Financial Notes:
>Superchats and Memberships: 38% of Revenue
>Concerts/Events: 16%
>Merch: 35%
>Collabs/Licenses: 10%
>All Revenue sources list "Profit share with VTuber" as a major cost, meaning the girls make good money on each
>Longterm COVER Business Plan:
>Step 1: Continue growing as usual
>Step 2: Make more licensing deals and fan events while continuing with Vtubing as usual
>Step 3: Launch HoloEarth as an MMO which directly super-charges our Vtubing business
>At no point do they plan on sidelining Vtubing as their growth model, but they want to utilize Vtubing to become entangled in all entertainment forms that Japan specializes in (Anime and Video Games, basically)
>COVER averaged out their revenue from each Vtuber to be about 1.5 million dollars each (by taking every person under contract and dividing the total revenue earned to each of them equally)
>COVER is currently and actively working on North American (or at least overseas for HoloEN) supply chains, so expect better merch prices as shipping costs decrease
>COVER's plan for HoloEarth: They call it "Metaverse," it's actually just an MMO, almost like PSO2?
>Most monetarily sus part: planned market for accessories and costume parts for an avatar. Equivalent to CS:GO skins? Or maybe Grand Exchange?
>they say that they want to sell digital merch on Holoearth on top of real life merch, so you better believe your ass is getting ohsi pins for five bucks a pop on that avatar character and limited time concert merch
>for major risks, COVER lists: Vtuber burnout, Youtube fucking them, and the risk of becoming too horny (literally write "if we become a threat to the public/moral order")
>there's a lot of technical stuff about growth rates and investment stabilization that won't interest most of you
>The big goals with this investment: MAKE PRETTIER VTUBER MODELS FOR 3D CONTENT, BUILD A NEW MOTION CAPTURE STUDIO SO THEIR BACKLOG ISN'T FUCKED, AND BUILD A HOLOLIVE APP
>a lot more investment stuff that people here wouldn't care about, like revenue flows
>interesting statistic: Ever since Myth debuts, COVER's overseas viewship ratio has been about 40% Overseas, 60% Japanese. But before Myth had debuted, the Overseas fan ratio had been growing, since around the start of COVID. So the Hololive overseas market was showing signs of popping off before the big pop-off.
>Cover keeps stats of "# of days until 100k subs, and this stat has sat at "Zero Days" for the last two years
>For their workforce, Management accounts for 17% of all workers, the game devs having 11%, VTuber developers at 35%, Marketing and Event Planners at 22%, and White Collar Office Workers at 14%.
>Mori and Suisei are specifically listed as strong brand drivers via music promotion (So are Chloe and Marine, but specifically via TikTok Zoomers)
>Cover specifiically said that their convention circuit was important to their growth, listing events like AnimeNYC and Crunchyroll Expo as big events (If you were at those cons, your picture is probably in an international investment document!)
There you go. Seems very standard, and mostly serves to show off what was probably obvious to everyone here already: Hololive makes a fuckton of money, the girls are all financially healthy, and so is their company as a whole.

Just imagine how stupid the average kenzoku is, then realize that half of them are ever stupider than that.

any holo gachimuchi remix?

>>43041314
other inferior companies* ftfy

Big Towa

>>43041324
No you're illiterate they mentioned 1 company and 1 dead chuuba, get more english lessons.

>>43041319
>Towa
>Female
This is wrong

>>43041323
I would trade most holos for him.

>>43041330
it's 2023 anon, you can't just say that

https://youtu.be/FXTUx1kyPwI
Mio schlicks to her cosplayer

>>43041286
Why? I'm winning without even posting
Nice melty

There is a concerning lack of lewd art in the thread

Aniki would be sad if he did read all your posts here

>>43041328
>ywn get to live inside Towa's shoe
why even live

What did she mean by this

>>43041334
it's something called "projection", I suppose.

>>43041280
Very sexual

>>43041338
Towawo

https://youtu.be/xSqdzRc3p-0
KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU KONLAMYDESU

>>43041329
I see more than one here >>43040832

>>43041321
>COVER averaged out their revenue from each Vtuber to be about 1.5 million dollars each
first army carrying hard

more like iroha suc raft

feral yukimins

Real Lamy hours

KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI KONRAMI

don't go wild now yuckymen

https://twitter.com/SmartNewsInc_jp/status/1640197942836617216

yuckymin are retarded freaks

>>43041321
The loss of Coco and Rushia were a big hit to revenue though.

ARISE, YUKIMINS!!!!!!

Ramey sleeps too much

>>43041321
>>For their workforce, Management accounts for 17% of all workers, the game devs having 11%, VTuber developers at 35%, Marketing and Event Planners at 22%, and White Collar Office Workers at 14%.
Where do the girls land on these stats?

What with Matsuri scheduling stuff and then proceed to delay/cancel it

What's Lamy gimmick again?

>>43041364
the others 100%

>>43041355
disregard that, go wild my fellow yukimin

>>43041368
she controls the yukimin hivemind

>>43041364
None, they aren't part of the workforce.

>>43041368

>>43041366
Shit like that is why I stopped watching Matsuri.

>>43041321
>>for major risks, COVER lists: Vtuber burnout, Youtube fucking them, and the risk of becoming too horny (literally write "if we become a threat to the public/moral order")
>if we become a threat to the public/moral order

god dammit. I hope this doesn't mean they have to stop doing ecchi asmr, especially in the members only content. My oshi did an ear licking asmr in her membership last week and I shot at least a cups worth of cum to that. I was hoping we could get another sometime soon.

kill anyone that shit talks Lamy

I don't like the idea of Lamy going to the gym.

>>43041379
Yep, if Neal might ban them for it and it could reduce profits, it's gone.
No more sexy or lewd talk.

We really need a holo who hates sidebranches with a passion. Like literally shit talk to them, an /hlg/ holo.

>>43041379
stop. being. horny.

>>43041379
Just get an oshi that does it on her roommate.

>>43041377
They forgot to roll a sake bottle ahead of her

>>43041379
Maybe they'll make Noel stop camwhoring.

>>43041368

>protein
Lamy is going to get a gymbro bf...

>>43041379
I hope they ban asmr all together

>>43041321
>>For their workforce, Management accounts for 17% of all workers, the game devs having 11%, VTuber developers at 35%, Marketing and Event Planners at 22%, and White Collar Office Workers at 14%.
goddamn girls need to support a lot of dead weight...

you're watching Lamy, right?

>>43041379
Well, there goes Marine, Matsuri, Choco and Nene. Graduating before the end of the year confirmed.

https://youtu.be/J83lw0eFIJA

>>43041360
>6-7 years
What will even be the state of Hololive in that time.

>>43041379
This stuff coming out after Noel doomposted about her Canan content in the last two streams feels pretty bad.

>>43041321
Cover should cut off and reduce the amount of white collars, use AI software for management.

>>43041393
No she won't she'll give up on working out when it gets too hot like usual.

No IRyS, no.

>>43041396
IRyS is streaming

>>43040803
Best and most accurate OP ever.

These are some boring fucking questions Yukimin

>>43041403
that post is from 2016

>>43041404
what exactly she was doomposting about? It's not like japan changes any laws? Or does she think cover will finally try to make her stop?

We are all watching IRyS

>>43041403
Yagoo was making shitty vr ping pong game at the time

https://twitter.com/SmartNewsInc_jp/status/1640197942836617216
>A special message video has arrived from Mio Ogami, who belongs to Hololive Gamers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7vo_J05rM

>>43041404
Then why does she care so much as the roommate? she has hololive. At this point she's getting more as Noel than Canan. She doesn't have to do that crap anymore.

>>43041420
She's a threat to the public investors. Nobody wants what is basically a pornstar working for them.

It'd be pretty funny if Noel got fired.

>>43041418
>2016 shion
imagine

>>43041420
On Nico she was saying she thought a lot about her stuff the last 3 weeks and wants to be careful protecting rules from now on, on FC she said if she ever ends it she'll announce it 4 months ahead, felt weird to bring up ending out of nowhere.

Noel is probably the richest member of hololive. She makes more money from selling her cow tits than being in hololive too. If they stopped her roommate activities, then she would have to really love hololive more than money to not quit.

>>43041421
Not Hololive.

>>43041433
It's not about money, she just enjoys it, and if Cover dies it's all she has.

>>43041433
>she's getting more as noel than canan.
roru maooooo

It's time for content to become boring standardized and "for everyone".

>>43041443
she loves her work more than hololive and its the only thing that keeps her from going full menhera

Don't forget what friend said.
I still trust Hololive.

今日もかわいい〜

>>43041458
But I don't trust friend.

>Sakamata offcollab

>>43041443
hololive is the better choice for resume and experience anyways

>performer (Vchuuuba)
>concerts
>collaboration with companies
>something something creates novel entertainment in a rapidly-evolving industry
>etc etc, 100 lines of bullshit ramping up all the aspects of the front-facing and rear-facing work environment
vs
>i did porn

かえしてお願い...

I HATE TINY HATS

>go to Lamy stream
>first thing I hear is Shishiron
somethings never change

>>43041467
>resume and experience
that don't matter after she's made all these millions. why would she want to work again? she is already set for life. might as well do what causes her the least stress and makes the most money, which is porn and not hololive.

>sex hair Lamy
I can only get so erect..

>>43041418
I am blind.

>>43041420
investors will virtue signal as much as they can and they won't take too kindly to members fucking themselves with a dildo

I say, we must watch this yukihana lamy woman!

>>43041401
Thanks for the thread update let me know in an hour if anything new is posted

I am a nousagi I am considering to join yukimin instead

>>43041435
wrong

>>43041480
I agree, I heard she is excellent!

Sooooooo, what's the reason that Little Witch Nobeta got memoryholed and not a single holo bothered to play the full release despite multiple holo's having VA roles and promoting it? What the fuck is the explanation? Choco said she liked the game, so why wouldn't she play the full release? Noel, Flare and Aqua also liked it. Yes, I'm fucking angry, I waited over a year in the hopes that they'd one day play it, yet this was a bigger disappointment than the wait for Marine Rimworld.

>>43041433
She makes way more money as her roommate than Noel. But she loves Hololive because it gave her opportunities and friends. She did say that during her hiatus to focus on HoloExpo that she thought about quiting but she loves her fans and the work too much.

>>43041379
based. fuck Noel

>>43041492
IRyS...

>>43041492
>Sooooooo, what's the reason that Little Witch Nobeta got memoryholed and not a single holo bothered to play the full release despite multiple holo's having VA roles and promoting it?
Noel playing Zelda blocked it

>>43041492
Nobody cares about the game itself anymore, its existence is now purely to cunnybait

This nurse said I have to watch lamy now

What can I get for you, sir?

I swear, it must be one retard just replying to himself over and over again, I refuse to believe there's actually anyone starting this shitty Noel money timeloop again.

>>43041504
twelve tabako-burgers

>>43041504
https://streamable.com/qlf74h

>>43041492
IRyS just played through it a few weeks ago anonchama

>>43041504
hambubger

I blame Towa for all this shit

>Lamy doesn't have stock

>>43041504
One sex

>>43041492
Because despite what nijinigs say about Cover "forcing talents", in reality it's still up to them to do stuff they want to do. And at the end of the day, compared to the other games they played, Nobeta just isn't that interesting.

el ramiel...

>>43041504
One banana, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPNZ9PV2k3A
Why Suisei is such a liar?

>>43041514
cute boots

>>43041522
>compared to the other games they played, Nobeta just isn't that interesting.
Right, damn, well I guess not every game can be masterpieces like Chilla's Art titles, right?

>>43041500
>>43041513
holo?

>people here pretending to watch Lamy so they can go full contrarians
*sighs*

Another day has passed and marine still hasn't fucked her sister....

>>43041536
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5kqsD-fUkg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Le3aILB_E
wtf this isn't sekiro

MAIL OF ZA RAMY

>>43041541
B-but Pekora literally just streamed tha---- oh.....

>Tribalists still doesn't leave

since when do we have a bunch of nijinigs in this thread hating on noeru??

>>43041537
I just pretended to ejaculate to Ramy also

I hate Kanata so much
Who's with me?

>>43041543
WHY ARE YOU STUTTERING

34:08
35:28
nahone

>>43041545
they are ichimis

>>43041537
>lamy viewers are contranians
Which universe are you from?

>its another episode of talking about other holos episode

>>43041554
You realize IRyS got more viewers right?

>>43041551
its whore is probably so boring that it can't even post anything about the stream

*revs up the lamysaw*

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1640125484892815360
https://twitter.com/fumibeing/status/1638088074176630789
why's she tempting people?

>>43041544
Feeling like the 15% already shart?

how did the homo like dorf fort?
any chance any holos play it?
maybe kaela?

>>43041530
All her shoes are cute!

>>43041537
Baffling post

>>43041557
It's prime time for holo EN duh

>EN has more viewers than the big guns most popular of her generation blue-type JP
LUL

Lamy uses 2 ply toilet paper to wipe her asshole.

>>42827392
sup

>free talk
>unarchive shit

funny mutt