/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Oi, oi.

>>43015367
>M'human

>>43015367
I'm not a women, no thanks

>>43015374
>M'husband

>>43015367
I'm stealing that dorks hat

>un-ara's your ara

>>43015367
>the image
>the text
This is legit my favorite thread start in a long time. Absolute perfection. Hats off (hah) to Skai for making such a hilarious and amazing piece.

I want to punch the dumb dhampir straight in the face and i dont give a fuck if it's against the thread rules.

Modern Warfare.

>>43015427
Punching women is not only approved of in MGE, it's encouraged.

>>43015438
She looks col--
>Not even wearing panties
I fucking kneel.

Guys, how do I respectfully reproach a monster's advance. This one has been slaying demon realm beasts by the dozen to bring me "gifts." My yard is starting to get clogged with her presents, and the smell is unbearable. She also keeps me up at night by reciting poetry that she writes, which is really more like thinly veiled erotica featuring the two of us and what she plans to do with me. I admit that she's charming in her own weird way, but I don't know what to do with her.

>>43015439
Ogres are made for tickle battle

Is it disrespectful to call a dhampir a human, or would she be glad you are looking past her “evil” vampire heritage?

>>43015457
Fuck her till she’s heavily pregnant and she’ll have to stop hunting to care for the kids. Also
>Letting good meat go to waste

>>43015367
Will she prince carry me too?

>>43015476
As any true gentlemonster would.

>>43015439
I'm gonna punch a wurm so hard it breaks every bone in my hand.

>>43015476
Just fake hurting your ankle and she will insist on carrying you all the way to your bed.

>>43015438
Not enough crotch mofu.

>>43015514
I will use a pickaxe to hurt a wurm

>>43015475
>letting the meat go to waste
I tried man. I went Gordan Ramsey on that shit you have no idea. I would go days at a time without using the bathroom. There is now a permanent film of grease inside my oven. I bought an extra fridge to try and store more of it and it still wasn't enough. There's so much that even when I posted on Craig's Lust there weren't enough people to take it away. In the end, the red meat won. My neighbor is a lich, and she said that my cholesterol rates quadrupled in the past month. I went vegan when she started telling me about how great her single wisp friend was.

>>43015439
Ryona is great and I'm tired of pretending that It's not

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43015438
Really nice but my power armor is cooler and protect all my body from love and bullet

The Alpha of Awe. The Beastwoman of Brawn. The Cultivator of Cum. The Destructor of Dicks. The Empress of Eloquence. The Femme of Felidae. The Greatest of Glory. The Huntress of Human Cocks. The Imperatrix of Intellectualism. The Judicator of Jizz. The Kinkiest of Kenkou Cross. The Lady of Loquaciousness. The Mastodon of The Mist Continent. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Obliterator of Orderfags. The Princess of Panthera Tigris. The Queen of Quixote. The Rapist of Ruination. The Strongest of Sunda. The Taskmistress of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vanquisher of /vg/tards. The Warrantor of Weaklings. The Xenophile of Xenogeny. The Yardmistress of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

>THE INDOMITUS REGINA
>THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
>THE QUEEN OF QUEENS
>THE LADY OF LADIES
>THE JUSTICIAR OF /JP/

>>43015553
>neat, canned food!

>>43015556
I like this Kot, so many noble titles.

>>43015439
>>43015546
It seems you have gotten lost.

>>43015556
And yet, she can't do the needful herself

>>43015560
I will win with my secret ability, petting and molesting the big cat's ears until She purrs

>>43015566
>swapping
what the hell is swapping? gender change? like the alp?

>>43015566
Why tho, I understand everything else but what's wrong with ryona in MGE?
Why is It ok when monster do it then?

>>43015580
swapping partners (swinging), most likely

>>43015566
If KC doesn't want ryona he shouldn't make multiple dedicated ryona species.

>>43015582
Ryona is the celebration and fetishism of the act of violence for the enjoyment of pain, totally different than lets say getting into a fist fight with a monster girl and no real damage is done and you become friends or lovers after. The intent and purpose matter. Ryona is irredeemable and of no value.

>>43015582
Because it's """ryona""" when mamono do it thanks to all the hentai magic and stuff, same how reverse """rape""" is normal but it's impossible to actually rape a monster girl.

>>43015613
>>43015626
Yeah, so beating a man is ok but beating any female is wrong. Some things never change...

>>43015626
Stupid no fun allowed feminist physics

>>43015607
their is a difference between enjoying a fight and getting of to women simply being abused

>>43015630
Neither are ok, You want Ryona or Gore and Hard Sadism you should go somewhere else, there is plenty of it out there, and you will get all the baggage that comes with liking that disgusting nonsense.

>>43015641
>>43015648
And yet You don't mind when It's men being abused (cf any magus and most writefag works). I will stop here to not derail but I hate this double standard

>>43015556
Okay, calm down. Settra, The Perishable.

>>43015655
i dont write men getting abused, thats for damn sure

>>43015673
Jinko
>b-bu-
JINKO.

>>43015704
ngl my eyes didn't focus and I thought she was holding a basketball

>>43015688
I don't know who You're so yeah maybe, unless You're magus.

>>43015711
Who am I? fucking slowpoke thats who I am.
I'm actually Beast

>>43015718
Ah, yes indeed. I like Your work a lot because of that. A lot of fighting but no abuse, everyone is more or less on an equal foot.

>>43015704
Jinko?

>>43015731
yeah, I cant write smut that well so I leant towards fighting
Like I get that the monsters are naturally stronger, but I dont thing the lore would be the way it was if humans were compleatly incompetent in combat

sin

>>43015769
Don't mind if I do!

>>43015769
Noooooo! You can't eat raw cookie dough!

>>43015769
Salmonella

Dhampir is the type of woman who gifts you a 4chan pass.

>>43015704
Mere House Cat.

>>43015367
"That's right. I'm from Naggaroth, born and raised."

Steal one AND ONLY one, gold coin from a dragon
Also its has to be a dragon, you steal it from a griffon and SHE'LL KNOW

You're not the protagonist of this jrpg. Your mg daughter is!
So, what is she? What's her story gonna be? What's your role in her story? Mentor? Party memeber? Overprotective dad and her first bossfight? bullshit hard postgame mirror boss?

>>43015878
>stea coin from griffon hoard
>toss it into the weekly tribute pile before the dragon carries it off
>enjoy the show with some fresh popcorn

>>43015869
>Niggaroth

everyone knows the best way for a dragon to present herself to you is like bahamut's summon in FF10

>>43015367
Monsterization and Mamono Mana is good for all. Human females get turned into better stronger and prettier monstergirls. While human men and boys everywhere all turn into more fitter and better looking anime style bishonen and ikemen. What's not to like?

>>43015744
But the order was made to lose.

>>43015899
Well guess what!? I'll humbly take a Khaine* worshipping Witch Elf (*with comfier and sexy MGE twist) or velociraptor-riding Dreadlord onee-san who can fight and defend my name and honor than some Japanese style "dark elf." Because Japanese style dark elves are just quirky high school-tier weirdos with an amateur/bad Tan Job!

>>43015945
>anime style bishonen and ikemen
But I’m a abominable snowman.

>>43015945
b-but muh free will

>>43015438
>Modern warfare with MGE

>Somewhere in an MGC
>Air raid sirens go off
>Numerous aircraft can be seen above the skies of MGC
>It turns out its multiple bomber aircraft and fighter jet squadrons of The Order Aerospace Force
>Comprised of B-52s, B-1 Lancers, and Tu-95s along with numerous air-to-air and multirole fighter aircraft as escorts and attackers as well
>All of them bearing the Order's Holy Cross insignia
>The Order Aerospace Force bombers begin bombing their targets, unleashing their payload
>But then it turns out! The payload being dropped are Empty Egg Cartons and spoiled rotting bad eggs!
>Even some of the Order fighter jets drop bombs that don't have any explosives but are containing cracked and broken egg shells and some even chicken eggs containing chicks that failed to hatch and be alive
>The Monstergirl City that is being bombed with empty egg cartons and crass jokes about infertility is none other than Hagville, which is known for being a majority old and ancient monstergirl population and low birth rates
>The Order AWACs then radios in to all Order air units:
>"Attention all bomber and fighter squadrons, this AWACs Sky Keeper. The operation is a success! The monsters and demons' morale has been severely crippled. Return to base."

War is hell.

>>43016039
Kek, MGC authority can't do anything against it. No physical harm as been done.

>>43016145
It's littering though, and MGC criminal code has one type of punishment for pretty much everything

Sometimes i think that KC should forget about existing of western fanbase. This shit was doomed from the start.

>>43016162
But You wouldn't start a war over it, Order wins once again. Hags on suicide watch

If you ever want to 1-up your anubis monsterfu, especially if she's being really harsh with her schedule, next time, when you're grocery shopping together and you both pass through the pet aisle, walk behind her and video tape her from behind as she passes by the dog toys. Her tail will be wagging unconsciously even though she hides her excitement with her expressionless face. The last thing she wants is her sphinx coworkers seeing this and making fun of her for it. Use this as blackmail against her. Do this and miraculously your schedule will have a lot less work and errands and much more cuddling, lovemaking, and time for your hobbies.

>>43016230
fuck off retard

welcome to the goat farm
you may have one goat
choose wisely

What if Monsters Inc. but it's Monster Girls going out to give boys "wet dreams"?

>>43016448
>anon's assigned succ is tired and just wants to be done already
https://files.catbox.moe/hegcl3.jpg

>>43016463
Well I guess that's the idea

>>43015879
A crow tengu daughter, developing a sense of adventure and being inspired by the stories she's read goes out and becomes a explorer. But her quest for artifacts and undiscovered places uncovers a dark conspiracy that she's drawn into fighting. I wouldn't play much role in the story, but I would step in and try to stop her once it gets too dangerous, but support her once she proves she can handle herself and that's she's too involved to walk away.

>>43015367
You have my attention, ma'am.

>Camping by the lake with your mino monsterfu on a cool night
>Light rain outside
>Retreat into the tent for hot steamy cuddles and love
>Finish, holding each other close

What happened to that anon who said he was going to make a 3d manticore?

>Buy into that “old monsters are infertile” bullshit
>Vacation in Hagville
>Fuck every flavor of hag there
>Thick and muscly mino with tits bigger than most holsts
>The seductive CEO apophis looking for some stress relief
>Vampire who hasn’t had a drop of fresh blood since the 1700’s
>Lazy neet dragon with her creeping coin childhood friend doing everything possible to get a man for both of them
>Less than week later and my phone is blowing up with positive pregnancy tests

>>43016704
>ultimate soft
>ultimate warmth
>ultimate milk
Instant sleep

>>43016736
Don't respond to namefags

>>43016730
>implying the first hag you tag wouldn't claim you instantly and drain you until octuplets were guaranteed
You don't know hags very well it seems

>>43015415
Lolis are superior to hags in literally every single way.
I am not a sabbath member.

>>43016736
Ultimate comfy to be held in the arms of a strong cow

>>43016202
KC should block access from the West.

>>43016904
I would miss my wife

Story ideas. You've got them, I want them. I pay nothing.

>>43015961
What about this one?

>>43016981
>woman discorvers a lizardwoman conspiracy, but fails to reveal the truth before becoming a lizardwoman herself
>Kunoichi roof top chase with a male ninja, they fuck
>Lesser succubus gets acrros town in loos fitting disguise and stuggles to get to the house of her beloved with getting exposed as a succ
>Ochimucha spilling the spagetti seducing her lord
>Elder-lich: a Nice, curvy lich that calls all the undead in her control her "daughters"

Say something nice about my wife (plural).

>>43017212
I main chipp zanuff, I like armblades

>>43016730
I'd just be the poor shoe shiner in hagville, listening in on how to make it big from the rich monsters there

>>43016981
>Gets enlisted in the order
>Assigned to the flamethrower troops
>Fight one war against other humans
>Heavy uses of painkillers
>Already traumatize like most flamethrower users
>Get sents in a suicide mission with other depressed soldiers
>You have to burn a green realm forest for a future assault
>Start your work
>Meet a forest dragon
>Try to shoot her, don't work
>Try to stab her, don't work
>Try to wrestle her, don't work
>Turn yourself into a fireball and try to wrestle her again
>She use her fire on you
>Pain disappear and you feel really comfy
>Wake up in an unknown bed
>Forest dragon is watching you
>Panick
>She explained everything about demon lord and mamonos
>She's the queen of this green realm and asks you to stay as her side
>Says that you can't be forgive
>She explains her past pre DL
>"If you and your friends can't be forgive then I'm damned for eternity"
>Feel really dumb
>Accept and try to fix your mistakes with the others
>Dragon and you fall in love
>Sexo
>Happy
needs to polish a little bit the edge (eheh)

Vampires, succubi, hellhounds, all monster girls are evil. According to my Valkyrie mentor, I will need to have lots of children with her in order to balance out the good and evil in the world.

>>43016981
>university lecture on the psychology of pack mentality for various types of canine mamonos

>>43016981
will you actually make stories out of these

>>43017527
Maybe. Probably. I've done it before.

>>43017527
Based beggar

>>43016981
>Down on his luck pack dude works for a asshole explorer/Indiana jones type guy
>Enters actien temple
>High grad monster is released form seals
>monster claims anon for herself

>>43016981
>female paladin is sick of being a holy virgin and tries to get purposely monsterized so she can finally get a boyfriend
>the adventures of a man who has an angel and devil constantly following him and bickering while trying to convince him to do good/naughty things
>village girl running a failing farm finds some weird plants in the woods, tries to grow them, and accidentally corrupts her entire village
>man adopts a bunch of goblins thinking they're abandoned kids he found in a cave
>a teenage demon sneaks into the young neighbor boy's room at night teaching him how to spell his name, so she can get him to sign a contract
>a very annoyed dhampir tries to teach her tsundere vampire little sister how to talk to boys nicely
>Shoggoth cooking show, where every step is add more shog.

>>43017582
How high grade are we talking here?

>>43017628
Pharaoh, dragon queen, kyuubi, some sort of legendary dark mage
that kinda high grade

>>43016981
Ratatoskr breath sniffing and fluff huffing

>>43017668
>Kyuubi
What?

>>43017668
I liked the ancient temple part but I'd rather it be cats

>>43017718
Pale Ocelomeh is erotic!

>>43017718
I love this snow ocelot, I want to capture one and bring her for extra petting in front of the fire.

>>43017628
Quetzacoatl

I want to lose to a troop of monkeys! Big fat monkey butts pressed against me at all times!

>>43017771
im going to introduce them to cheshires and bogies and watch what happens between the three tricksters

>>43017771
>Monkeys pin you down with their butt
>Refuse to let you go until you make at least 3 of them cum
Damn primates and their funny business!

>>43015367

>>43016981
City slicker anon gets lost in the swamp and gets GATOR'd by meaty hag gator who he has to civilize before bringing home

>>43017887
This fish looks like she's one of those Jensen Jimpact characters.

>>43017932
Sex. With jiangshi.

Losing my kiss virginity to a mucus toad after deceiving me into thinking she's a cursed princess!

>>43017932
>Eat live animals
>Pain make them tastier
Nop, nuke china and everything related to it.

>>43017932
Winnie the pooh girl when?

>>43017979
Make sure to clench your teeth or her tongue will also claim your throat's virginity.

Any games with sexy ass cats?

>Are you lost, young man?

>>43016748
First hag must’ve been a nurahiyon

>>43018027
I love it when a monster girl who looks 20 something is actually an old monster with strong motherly instincts.

>>43017932
Need giant teacher cow to give me asmr cuddles to download information into my brain while I sleep, even if half of that is how much she loves her student

>>43018018
Succubus Affection

>>43018075
Can you avoid femdom?

>>43018085
I think there's one obligatory reverse rape scene in the intro, but otherwise just don't lose and you won't get raped.
didn't you ask it already last time?

>>43016981
A hellhound whose family runs a pizza joint called 'Pupperoni Pizza.' She does her best to teach their newest employee Anon the ropes. As things start to heat up between them she finds herself wanting more to their relationship than superior and subordinate. Eventually she can't take it and ends up using him to bake something other than pizza in her oven. Something silly and cute. Hellhounds would be fantastic for using stone ovens. Just watch out for fur in the dough.

>>43018101
First time asking

>>43016981
>Minotaur and Haku accidentally get sent to dairy farm
>Nerdy witch doctor p’orc dreams of being abducted by a male knight
>Anubis discovers the pyramid she’s constructing is 1 inch off center

>>43016981
>nightmare tries to enter a man's dream but doesn't notice the dream catcher above his bed
>in his dream she is completely tied up and immobilized

Did any of you actually consider writing yourself...

Guys I need advice on how to escape a Dark Mage's hut. I'm tied up to a chair and I can see a big boiling cauldron full of bubbling green liquid in front of me. She was chopping up carrots and throwing them in and then she looked at me and went "EEEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE" and left the room.

How to escape before she cooks me????

>>43018140
I tried but It wasn't welcomed and I'm lazy fuck.

>>43018150
>but It wasn't welcomed
Sounds like you wrote some shitpost for cheap (You)s, at worst things get ignored here.

>>43018149
Throw yourself in the fire and run around until everything is ablaze. She will try to save her home and will let You go

>>43018150
Streggae?

>>43018140
considering it is easy, it's the doing it that takes me forever

>>43018157
No
>>43018162
No

Post pics of demons not being lewd or suggestive

>>43018166
Need momwife like this

>>43015367
M'lord

but does she really have to backdash all the time?

>>43018101
Ah, didn't told me that last time. It's an important cutscene or You can ignore it?

>>43018212
the amount of time spent pondering over this is worthless

>>43018140
A long time ago I actually wrote a few short stories for these threads. I even had a pastebin. I'm embarrassed by those stories now. Not that it matters, since they were taken in the pastebin purge. Nowadays I get the rare urge to make a greentext, but I just don't have it in me to do more.

>>43018085
homo

>>43018212
you go gather mushrooms with your adoptive sister and then she gets horny and rides your cock, that's it.
Even when there's femdom in that game it's very light and more or less same as in MGE, nothing like MGQ

>>43018224
It's not for me sadly.
>>43018235
I see, I will try to avoid It. Thanks.

Why are so sensitive to femdom, bad experiences with we or something

>>43016904
Only does so much. Most of the people genuinely upsetting KC are Japanese trolls who have set their sights on him for around a decade now.

>>43018241
>I will try to avoid It
You can't, it's a cutscene in the intro. Just cover your eyes or something, idk this is silly.

>>43018263
It's a constant thing in the thread that they can't play games like mgq because it has stuff they don't like.

>>43018251
Yes but It's not the place to discuss this. Let's no invite miseryfag or thread derailment.
>>43018263
I meant the game

>>43018273
also it's a bit shit but that's besides the point

>>43018289
so is every monster girl game

>>43017693
>A fox (or fox girl) with nine tails. This is stated in Japanese lore to be the pinnacle of age and power for a kitsune, and takes at least 800 years to attain, 100 years for each extra tail the kitsune grows as their power and age increases. Kyuubi are supposedly near-godlike in power. The Korean equivalent is called a gumiho.

>>43018302

What's the most offensive thing you could do to a Wight?

>>43018321
Aside from being abandoned it didn't have any game mechanics to begin with.

Post pics of demons not being lewd or suggestive

>>43017900
Hey now, Genshin posting is okay.

>>43018348
Gachashit is never okay, merely begrudgingly tolerated

>>43018140
Playing the story out in your head is the only fun part though.

>>43018209
Please understand, it makes a cool sound and helps her feel stylish.

>>43018273
mgq has a fuckton of snuff and vore and dont deny that. no shit no one here wants to play that but aside from that
What monster is better bogified than in its default state, i'd say wurms, holsts, kobolds, hellhouinds, and foxes are better becoming half bogie

Zipangese Politicians fornicate foxes

>>43018363
I'm glad you take the entirety of a setting into account when you choose what to play and don't just ignore the parts you don't like.

All or nothing, you embrace it all or abandon it all.

Time for a game of Fuck, Marry, Kiss: Mischievous Edition!

Today's contestants in alphabetical order:
>Arch Imp
>Gremlin
>Ratatoskr

What're your picks, /mgt/?

>>43018281
>Not playing a entire game just because of one scene

>>43018348
>>43018385
Too old.

>>43018385
>Half of the government's propaganda budget goes to PSAs about the declining birthrate
>Advertises breeding foxes as the solution

Suck it in a bit more...

>>43018392
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>>43018392
breed arch imp
marry rata
kiss gremlin very lewdly and for at least an hour

43018392
none, fuck off
>>43018390
a third of the game's bad ends is either getting eaten or dying, i can't ignore that. if its but a single scene that can be ignored, thats different.

>>43016730
Responsibility is mandatory.

>>43018392
Fuck gremlin
Marry gremlin
Kiss gremlin

>when your imp wife commits crimes and pranks solely because she thinks it's funny
Well, it's not so funny when you constantly have to explain to the police that she's got a childish mentality and doesn't listen to reprimand

>>43018363
>Circus ringleader Hatter Bogie

>>43018427
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>43018429
He'll never stop. Why he does it is hard to comprehend.

Monster bully is not so tough when one day you show up with a black eye.

>>43018498
Correct, but it doesn't mean you should silently ignore him.
It's no different from acceptance and gives tourist vermin a free pass to modify thread's culture as they please.

>>43018363
Cheshire Bogie

Would you drink Lich-san's milk? Even if it were produced by her undead body?

>>43018487
>has a silver tongue
>trully fashionable clown
>Massive bust and hips
>Rather creepy with her mannerism
>Is posh clown girl
>>43018534
the biggest shitposter, can only live amngst bogies, cheshires are jealous of her as well as even annoyed by her

>>43018512
Wut?

>>43015704
lemme get a Jinko with the chun-li thighs and outfit

>>43018363
Anubis bogie

>>43018562
i would even straight from the tap

>>43018572
the most scheduled clown, has perfect comedic timing, down to the milliseconds, has pyramid shoes, and pockets filled with lego bricks

>>43018562
Need mad scientist lich who is obsessed with developing the perfect cow potion.
Extensive testing on the softness of her breasts and taste of her milk are required.

i just want a healer in my party that heals others with her breast milk and it works the best when she breastfeeds the injuried

>>43018572
As funny as a German...

>>43018567
Monster bully can't keep up the mean act when you have a bruised eye that may or may not have been the result of someone else hitting you.

>>43018607
>turns out anon is just clumsy and walked into a door

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

>>43018607
I just fucked up during firearm training and got a case hitting my eye

>>43018605
Laugh a few times or you'll be dragged off for punishment.

>>43018653
She should be punished for being this unfunny. You know what, I going to do it

43018392
Kill shitposting namefags
Kill shitposting namefags
Kill shitposting namefags

>>43018436
>>43018461
Stop replying to yourself filth

>>43015893
>They both smell the coin has man smell on it
>They track you down
>You get raped by two angry hoarders
>They then fight over who's hoard you'll be a part of until they decide to share you

>>43016774
>how do you do, fellow lolis?

>>43015945
Please help my wife is trying to assimilate me

>>43016730
I feel like the first one would level drain you and just take you home

>>43018708
What if I dip it in javel first? Still have my smell?

>>43016904
Dumb idea, JP is filled with NTR shitters, wouldn't solve anything and would make it hard for innocent people to get into MGE

>>43018765
Why tho?

>>43018273
I play hentai games primarily because of hentai, I don't understand why anyone would play them because of story or gameplay first.

>>43018085
Yeah just don't lose, there's only one mandatory scene so just close your eyes during it and and play on easy

>>43018811
>just close your eyes to avoid femdom
t. Hellhound

>>43018273
I mean MGQ is legit fucked up though, like vore snuff, and probably more.

>>43018317
>be explorer anon
>looking for a sealed fox wife
>you've been following the trail of one to an ancient dungeon
>notice a research hall before the sealing room, plenty of research papers scattered around
>seems like the dungeon you are in has been around for a long time, "before the transformation" would fail to describe how long its been here.
>supposedly this was one of the first kitsune to exist.
>one of the pages that stands out the most is one with this definition on it, and a note:
>"this temple should be left alone, age compounding with the transformation means her depravity will be unmatched... i will leave next week and make sure every adventurer guild blacklists this area"
>suddenly the candles in the room light up as you realize your mistake.. you make a break for it.
>the fox is speaking directly into your mind.
>"these seals have degraded and cannot contain me, boy. and the chase only makes it better~"

>>43018870
i wouldn't run, just sit down and wait for the odl woman to come to me. and see if she is of sound mind to converse. then ask her about how life was during her time

>>43018758
Sorry anon, it left a mana signature print. Nothing you can do to remove it, have fun with your wives, just remember to make sure their hoards don't mix

>>43018788
Why would it make it hard? Blocking access from the west would just make it annoyingly inconvenient, most of the people here probably don't speak Japanese

>>43018900
No I meant, why JP is cesspool for NTR?

>>43018834
I mean it's an unskable scene
Also yeah if a hellhound tries to rape you just close your eyes, If you can't see her she can't see you

>>43018840
Yeah, between all the trashy fetishes and garbage artists, it's perfectly understandable that one wouldn't want to touch MGQ.
Picking out good stuff from the shitpile is fun, but not for everyone.

>sandworm spends all day on the internet trying to lure out a hiki so that she can make him "move" inside her

>>43018886
Stupid game, rigged from the start. May death free me from the horror that my greed produced.

>>43018918
I meant Japan not JP as the board my bad, but yeah Japan is probably just as degenerate if not more degenerate than the West. I'm pretty sure NTR was the TOP tag in Japan.

>>43018947
I understood that, I'm asking why Japan enjoy so much NTR

>>43015737
i would sexual a giant braid taiga

>>43018840
just get gud and never lose. there are like 5 canon ero-scenes and are all vanilla (femdom).

>>43018918
>>43018959
I have no idea, and I think trying to understand it is a futile effort.

>>43018870
That poor man is going to get wrapped up in mofu and turned into a helpless addict, she might be on par with the DL

>>43018959
I might be projecting a little bit but it's probably because of depression and loneliness, they can't imagine a world where they have a wife and are happy and loved. A lot of them might have actually been cheated on in the past as well, trauma can cause kinks like that to develop as a defense mechanism.

>>43018946
You'll feel better after they have their way with you anon

>>43019073
It should be the other way around...

>>43018870
A Dhibi fox has been released.

Coming to you next Christmas.

43019085
Disgusting

>>43019080
Oh you want to Dom? Oh boy do I have the solution for you

>>43019085
>aftet the shoot
>shota anon is comforted by his creepy krampus wife
>She only acts creepy for the films shes in, normalyly shes a little creepy but well mannered girl

>>43019109
I know, I know, I'm just being picky. Raging mushrooms are fantastic, I want to study them and make portable injector from them. Would be really useful for everyone

I assume if you try and court a monster, she'll get real shy and demure

>>43019147
My favorite supplement, gives you the energy to deal with aggressive rapists.

>>43019189
Wrong prots, they don't contain raging mushrooms.

>>43019189
i just drink wurm milk and some wurm eggs, add some powdered raging shrooms to the omelet, with some rice and eat it every morning

>>43019208
Wurms milk lock you with a wurm wife, isn't?

>>43019228
not really, lest you get from the source. Wurms are kinda the holsts of the dragon family[spoiler ]in my headcanon[/spoiler]. You can get a bottle of their milk from the dragonia market, eggs are what locks in tho. thats very initamte, for a wurm to give you her unfertilzed egg to eat means she wants you to tie the knot and make sure she lays fertilized ones

>>43019257
Cute kot

>>43019257
Extremely cute, nice work anon
>>43019261
Understood, would it be high cost thing?

>>43019257
very cute
>>43019273
not really, wurms are more humble and it would cost a bit more than a bottle of holst milk. like a 12% increase. dragon milk is the liquid gold of dragonia. they are not as many milky dragons and they have great pride in their milk so they ask for expensive amounts so the buyer goes into debt and then they collect the buyer as colateral

>>43019272
I'm pretty sure thats a dog.
Tail is all wrong for a cat

>>43019299
It's a jackal I'm just silly
I will go up to a Anubis and call her a cat and nya at her

>>43019298
Dragon milk sounds a lot like crack or meth

>>43019307
>"Oh you poor thing, how could they let you wander around like this?"
>End up in the 'special' class with an Anubis educating you on the basics of certain animals and nap time.

>>43019333
>Nap time
Actually sounds nice, gonna act like a bigger retard now to keep nap time

>>43019391
>I was only pretending.jpg

>>43019257
How is that meme called?

Don't go to the bar.
You'd get picked up by a handsome monster.

>>43019514
i dont go for those. i go for sexy old ladies to seduce

>>43019506
Don't quote me on this but I think It's snoot challenge. However cringe that sounds

>>43019522
Hey, those old ladies go to the bar to drown their sorrow in booze.
Not to get bothered by horny youngsters.

>>43019537
Im going to steal their hearts and ther virginity, then make off with them and have many kids. then teach my son how to do the same thing

>>43019550
What do you say to a meaty hag who is crying while downing hard liquor?

>>43019583
Stop her from drinking, look her in the eyes. "Aint it a bit much, Miss?" "The name's Anon, when you sober up, I'll be waiting in the taverns table eating some breakfast in the morning. Ya mind eating with me for a bit?"

>>43019583
>give her a bowl of eggs
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"

>>43019611
This only works on old snakes though.

>>43019611
are we talking about mg eggs here?

>>43019583
Kiss her until she stops resisting then take her to her room and fall asleep with her.

>>43019611
>give her an empty egg crate
FTFY

>>43019634
I'm picturing a man aggressively kissing a confused monster while shouting 'Stop resisting!' between each kiss.

>>43019636
This is a proposal to non-mammalian MGs.

>>43019598
Wanting her to be sober during your first date is good, but she's going to spend all night stressing out about how not to make a terrible impression.
She might order just a small portion even though she usually eats a mountain of french toast.

Dumping a bucket of water on a Salamander to bully her!

>>43019710
And? Im going to look straight in the eye and tell her to order as much food as she needs, also hin to the fact i dont mind her chubby, even in fact i love her pudgy

>>43019717
>anon makes the steam for his own steamy rape
how nice of you

>>43019737
Three buckets of water, so when she tries to rape me she risks a slipping hazard from the puddle underfoot stepping towards me. She just has to wait patiently while I refill the bucket the other two times.

>>43019815
She's cute, what's the catch ?

>>43019815
>>43019877
Whenever I see the chatter about kikis and shogs, it just makes me grateful for how perfect nureonagos are.

>>43019815
Does she pad her chest?

>>43019905
You dare to imply shogs aren't perfect?

I like kiki but I'm sloth... Pain, so much pain in my heart

I have decided to swear off 3-D women for good.

>Hehehe, did you like my meatloaf?
She made it from her own tail meat.

>>43020075
I do that since birth, never had a chance of dating one anyway... It's comfy when You don't think about everything You're missing and the fact that You're a genetic and living failure for your family.
Rata cute

Need floof

girls prime for twin drills?

>>43020135
That's pretty much Coin, right?

>>43020135
Dragons.

>>43020135

>>43020166
she is the only one with it on design but other girls could try to pull it off

>>43020119

>>43019707
>anon thinks it would be hilarious to mock the local CC dragon
>shows her the empty egg carton
>wants to add some witty line along with it, but stutters and loses words since he's your usual basement dweller
>it looks like an awkward proposal by a shy guy
>the dragon in question gets instant heart pupils and drags our would-be joker anon straight to her bedroom

>>43019939
Yes.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/475452?

I want to be drained and clawed by Wight-san every day.
I want to cuddle with Wight-san after draining.
I want to marry Wigh-san.
I want to be Wight-san's pet.

>>43020243
Kek

>>43020242
He's lucky she misunderstood, if she didn't he would've gotten brat correction

>>43019992
She gets 0 on geometry tests, non-euclidian bullcrap is not math.

>>43020262
Me too anon, the mana cabana scene with the wight awoken something in me that won't go back to sleep

>>43020317
>She decides to eat the text book and mimic pages of it on her lower mass
Can't beat the shog

>>43020295
Eat shit, gachatranny

>>43017212
Hey, it's three for free!

>>43020238
>TFW I will never be that happy because I'll never be enveloped by fluffy tails attached to my cute wife
It hurts...

>>43015850
>dhamp gifts you a 4chan pass
>wants you to back her up "owning these dusty leeches" in the /blood/ thread

>>43020262
Cuck corpse.

>>43020331
Assimilating a book is unfair.
Good, honest monsters spend hours everyday earnestly learing that stuff.

Do you think I can become a professional eel feeler once the portals open?

>>43020480
No.

Which kind of fox is the best?
>Country bumpkin
>Feral
>Shrine maiden
>Ancient evil
>Mofu yakuza
>kombat kitsune

>>43020101
>Cooking was fine but the meat was really fatty. I don't know what they're feeding the cows these days but it's not doing the steak any favors.

>>43020530
feral

>>43020559
I'm reminded of that one glass girl from galaxy express 999

>>43020530
feral and ancient evil are for me

>>43020530
Ancient evils. Need to derail their plans by making them mothers!

>>43020530
ancient evil.
shrine maidens are a close second though.

>>43020463
What? The only cucks in MGE are horses

>>43020530
I feel a country bumpkin is something I need. Something for a more relaxed easy-going lifestyle that still gets done what needs to be done.

>>43020565
>>43020571
>>43020572
do you need any more reason to not trust foxes? all the people who love them are flat out admitting that they love evil women.

>>43020625
evil women good

>>43020625
I can fix her

>>43020530
Give me shrine maiden or ancient evil, please. The duality of man.

>>43019257
! !

>>43018714
This is what peak fox performance looks like

>>43020625
We just want to fix them.

Where do I go to find rare subspecies and deviant monsters?

>>43020604
Country bumpkin foxes are like Senko-san but horny.

>>43020594
>The only cucks in MGE are horses

>>43016981
another day in the boyfarms

>>43020711
Fucking hell I hate this girl. Harems were a mistake.

>>43020636
>>43020647
I bet your fix only involves making her experience the joys of motherhood, repeatedly.

>>43020530
boa

ancient evil gotes?

>>43020530
>kombat kitsune
Provide examples

>>43020736
The Great Goddess Pan?

never go to mg casinos. they're all staffed by creeping coins who will tempt you to gamble away your hand in marriage

>>43020732
wtf, how did you know?

>>43020736
Aren't all goats ancient evil?
Except the drunk ones.

>>43020737

>>43020732
Yes. It's a well known fact that women aren't capable of being evil and pregnant at the same time despite the cravings and crankiness, those are different. By doing my wife, I'm also doing my duty to all of mankind. You're welcome.

>>43020756
Very lickable fox tummy.

>>43020761
>By doing my wife, I'm also doing my duty to all of mankind.
That's what Druella wants us all to think.

>>43020746
All goats are evil but not all goats are ancient.

>>43020742
Not my casino. They even gave me a line of credit to play with!

Fox magic.

I'm going to shave Druella's head while she is sleeping, then tell her that she went bald from being a virgin for too long!

>>43020805
>anon accidentally touches the sleeping lim
>lewdness overload causes paralysis
>still sleeping, Druella instinctively pulls him into the bed and uses him as her body pillow
>all while poor anon is cumming his brains out but can't move

>>43020805
>Anon successfully sneaks into Druella's bedroom
>She is comfortably sleeping while hugging a daki featuring a faceless man
>She's visibly drooling and wearing a bear onesies
Do you really have the heart to bring harm upon such a pure being?

>>43020815
I will wear gloves. I'm not dumb enough to neglect using protection when handling succubi.
>>43020829
She must be bullied for her repeated and continuous failure to claim a man, even with lilim cheat magic.

>>43015367
>"Thought I had a few more hours to get ready for the boss fight. Damn speedrunners."

>>43020711
You know you dont have to have a harem with her right?

>>43020882
Stop reposting /monster/ slop.

Is wanting multiple foxes too greedy?

>>43020892
How do you know it is from there?

>>43020882
I played Such Art a bunch but it turns out I suck as bad in a digital world as I do irl...

>>43020896
A man can have as many foxes as he can brush.

>>43020896
Everyone keeps forgetting Kii.

>>43020902
So you admit you got it from there? I made an assumption from the low quality of the art, but you confirmed it for me. Why were you even there?

>>43020922
I don't go to /monster/.

>>43020889
Remember where you are
Its the fact that the choice exists

>>43020956
What a waste to get such a nice dress all wet... let's just take that off.

>>43020829
>jerk off while watching her sleep
>leave the tissue on her bedside table
>sneak out
it's about sending a message

>>43020919
Her sister is an extra dorky tanuki though.

>>43020947
I headcanon that in MGC all the darkstalker girls are pop icons.

>>43020721
I get it, part of me really likes the idea of having a harem, like the stories magus wrote where the bicorn is the villain are God tier.
On the other hand, I feel really guilty for it. I think it might be related to abandonment issues or something, since your wives don't abandon you in MGE and the idea of just having a group of people that will never abandon me is so nice
What about the rest of you anons?

>>43020919
There are a number of forgotten foxes. They're not in the cabal, but they're still cute.

>>43020896
You can't handle more than one Fox anon, you'll be so busy brushing their tails and taking care of them

>>43020896
greedy? it is inevitable

Do you accept the fact that when the portals open you will be claimed by bugs

>>43021081
If It's a mantis, ok
Else, no

>>43021081
Your soulmate is your soulmate, fate decided. DE doesn't make mistakes. Trust the plan.

>>43021081
I will eat them.

>>43021081
I'd rather die

>>43021097
This, but I could probably also make peace with a sandworm, wonderworm or papillon. So, maybe not this after all.

How do you explain the family registy people that your extensive family tree suddenly became just you and a LOT of foxes?

>>43020896
without many foxes you cannot enjoy the mythical tail bed

>>43021081
i would accept a spider or pede, maybe a slug.

What if we train the foxes to brush each other?