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Old auntsters

>>42997807
crafty sand raider batcat noticed the vtuber thread expulsion just in time to rob (You) out of the OP

>Shirokuto Ratatoskr
Imagine getting treated like a child by a womanlet with a huge fluffy tail that could easily take you out with her magiks.

Ahh, the sunny beaches of Florida. Where Florida man dug seventeen holes while searching for pirate treasure and created the world's first golf course.
The last hole was in his wife

Be wary if you ever stumble upon an old fox who always keeps her eyes closed.

>>42997876
im going to flirt with her and stay at her shrine for a bit

>>42997807
Tall monsters demanding you sit in her lap everytime you go out for a drink at the bar!

>>42997876
What if I grab her hand and interlock fingers?

Eldritch Butts.

>>42997876
The only one that gets to me by doing that is Yao. Usually, I'm more of a fangs guy. Standard reminder not to trust any foxes ever.

>was looking for the roblox cheshire image
>saw well animated 3d roblox porn instead
shit, something activated somewhere in my head.
at least it was a monster girl, even if blocky.

>>42997918
The shock from your bold move would surely cause her to open up her eyes, nothing good could come out of that...

>>42997965
How so?
What could possibly happen?

Succ being frustrated when she level drains you but you don't have enough EXP to even level her up once. She then promises to help you train and grind some levels, but only so she can level drain you, not because she thinks you're cute or anything, no way!

it was early in the morning when she rode into the town
she came riding from the south side slowly looking all around

the foxes are just mocking us now, they are using seals as ornaments and daring any one foolish to get closer
you can't beat the fox

>>42997995
too many things are going on in that image

>>42997982
Whatever happens next, you'll end up covered in scratch marks and loves bites.
You might need assistance to walk for the following few days too.

>>42997930
One of the few monsters who is improved by the big meaty paws.
>Spoiler
Not even the shrine maidens?

>>42997989
Big iron, big iron~

>>42998050
No please I didn't know she was mofu mafia.
Please don't break my legs.

>>42997839
My favorite

Getting ambushed by a pack of girls and being forced to become their kiss slut! Getting tied up and covered in lipstick! Forced to cum incredibly hard from ghoul blowhobs, while another kisses your ear, and another whispers dirty talk into the other ear!

>>42998250
so that's why ms medusa uses lipstick on her hair

>>42998134
That's a beautiful grape snake, She seems passionate and gentle. I would love to hear her sing while I drink away my sorrow in a calm bar.

>>42998227
Either you break her hymen, or she breaks your leg.
That's how the mofu yakuza roll.

>>42998237
troll aunsters ate the best
>>42998250
i just want to be ambushed by one wock and get kissed by her and all her mouth tentacles

>>42997807

snussy

>hear someone making train noises
>getting louder
>grounds starts shaking
>suddenly a huge wurm smashes into you and carries you away while going at full speed without stopping
>head stuck in her boobs now, they cushioned the impact

>>42998382
okay but she better being wearing a conductor outfit with a little hat

>>42997807

>>42998304
>Breaks your legs so you can’t escape her which leads to you being forced to break her hymen

>>42998382
>Legs rip apart
>Lungs, heart and other vital organs turned into a red goo in your broken rib cage
>The Wurms train's clumsiness claimed another victim

>>42998304
>>42998465
I'll do it already, but only if it results in many minimofus

>>42998465
>>42998471
Gore and/or torture is ok now?

>>42998494
you know the answer

>>42998494
Local shitter decided to try different bait or a miseryfaggot is off his meds

>>42998395
train wurms are increasing at an alarming rate,
I hear many choo choos, hell I even seen some wurms where there scales are starting to resemble different trains, even some with smoke exhausts even

>>42997988
Secretly im going to get the sex leveler 5000 from the local back alley tanuki so i can level up my skill in secret. Next time my succ tries to level drain me shes going to end up with a 9 month commitment and the levels~

>>42998250
This is how gyaru monsters operate.
Whatever you do, do NOT act timid or nerdy around them!

>>42998557
>lvl 5000
That's not gonna be one 9 month commitment anon

>>42998494
Mine was mostly a joke going off what that other guy said which I will refrain from talking about, but that Wurm one takes shit too fair and has been beaten to death as a “joke” since I saw similar posts like that in the past threads.

>>42998494
This guy has been trying this shit for a while now

>>42998570
but if you show no weakness msgk take it as a challenge

>>42998373
Snussy is the best

>>42998570
I would cry if They pick on me/bully me. At least the kot gang is nice with me and I can pet them without getting bitten. I like to share my tendies with them.

>>42998570
>>42998611
thats why you flirt with older monsters. and mess with them instead of dealing with those younger monsters. They dont know how to really attract men and really care for one

>>42998322
Molesting your Troll auntster is the best

Choco fox.

>>42998383
She seems to be saying something like "onii-chan would be useless/lost without me"

>>42998644
and it always leads to having some fun with her until you pass out while your sausage is still inside

>>42998570
That's why I date the biggest loser nerd in the school, gyarus are too scary.

>>42998656
>becoming dependent on a devil
as nature intended

>>42998667
I wish Daxem came back here to draw that exact same scenario, I miss his Trolls

>>42998652
It's the ultra-rare shiny Tamamo

>>42998382
Imagine just seeing a wurm that big, even if she was flat against the ground, her torso is still bigger than you. If she raised herself up she'd be like 12 feet tall, looming over you as the rest of her tail loops around, completely surrounding you. It'd be very intimidating (and hot as fuck), good thing wurms are such good girls though.

>>42998617
Yeah, kots are nice and gentle if You know how to tame them. Molest their ears until They purr and feed them a little. They will protect you from the other mean monsters.

>>42998677
Would breed.

Does manticore purr? Can I tame one by petting her while She rest on my legs? Are They all mean and sadistic?

>>42998682
wurms are also the cows of the dragon family, since all that int had to go to somewhere

>>42998734
Yes
Yes
Yes

>>42998772
Ah, I don't want one then. Only a good and gentle mamono will get my heart.

>>42998771
Wurm milk fresh from the tap

>>42998479
Would a fox yakuza make a good mother? Seems like a mixed bag.

>>42998819
one of the best milks when compared to all the other dragon types. Also means they are amazing for being healers in your party

>>42998859
Yakuza is family after all
She would never be satisfied though

>>42998859
I want to be a mofu enforcer's personal brush-boy. I want to make all her worries just melt away.

>>42998382
Where does the wurm train go?

Sharing a glass of wine with Wight-sama in private at the ball!
FUCK, SHE ROOFIED IT SOMEBODY HELP M

>>42999004
Meh, I just want to be a delivery man for the different local mafia.

>>42999021
to fatherhood

>>42999021
To the North Pole. Or possibly to the Orient. Or to Patagonia.

>>42997807

>>42999047
Should've known better to drink a drink from a monster girl while being single anon

>>42999047
You were naught but an offering.
Have a nice nap while your body is delivered to your future wife

>>42999047
Seems like a you problem messing around with Wights, of course they'd use date rape drugs. Should of been smart like me and drank wine with a Satyros instead, they never drug men.
Isn't that right Saty...
...

>>42999047
>imagine not having the posion immune perk
damn, its needed when in the noble undead terrority

>>42999122
Why would the nice wight lady want to assassinate me? She seemed to squeal with joy once I began to walk and drink with her, surely she has my best interests in mind

Look at all these plebs getting drugged. Laughing at you all while I have tea and crumpets with Mad Hatter over here in Wonderla

>>42999154
No, they're as malevolent as 3D

>>42999171
>Wonderla
What is that the capital city of Wonderland.

Can't get drugged if you drink milk straight from the tap.
I feel fi-

>>42999154
You never know, much like this poor fellow>>42999171
only drink milk straight from the tap

At least Onis can't drug you, you'd be able to notice the daterape drugs in a clear liquid like sake.

It's so nice of monsters to enter captcha and press "Post" for Anons who suddenly got very sleepy for no reason and weren't able to send their posts in time.

>>42999215
No but they will make you drink enough to pass out

If a monsters milk can drug you, then wouldn’t they be passed out as well?

>>42997807

>>42999294
>Thinking you have the same tolerance as a monster
The rape is deserved at this point

If You feel like You're getting drunk or poisoned just use our raging mushrooms injectors to counter the effect (and get a wife)

>>42999329
Anon, it would be at least very high concentration in their body, meaning they would at least be rather sleepy

>>42999350
Is that what the big titty dormice never seem to wake up? The more you know, I guess.

>>42997345
>slap salamander ass
>sparks fly from her tail like you threw something into a bonfire

I only trust automaton milk

>>42998570
>actually getting intimidated by a bunch of highschoolers
The fuck is wrong with you? You're supposed to tease them back and when they get too lewd and touchy, rub their nubs and and make them cum with your fingers while mocking them for being quickshots. Basically do everything you think they're gonna do to you to yhem first.
They'll never bother you again

>>42999089
uohhhhhhhh big monsters

>>42999350
DE son, it's a magic fix

>>42999465
Anon no! They put addictive aphrodisiacs in their milk! Don't drink from them

WAITO EREGENTO!

WAITO EREGANTO!

I just realized chaos monsters and incubi would probably be the greatest dynamic duos of all time if they were in Druella’s army since they are bonded together as one.

>>42999505
Oh, it's a repeat of the shitty boomer protip
>just beat up the bully that's twice as big as you
so the result is
>anon tries to molest the gyaru bullies before they can molest him
>rolls 1 on charisma check - FAIL
>"hey gurls, look at this little horny puppy!"
>"haha he's already got a stiffy, how cute"
>"let's throw him a bone!"
then the biggest one picks him up by the collar and they walk into girls bathroom

>>42999592
Probably, but they are pretty rare right? Chaos MGs are rare

>>42999607
>rolls 1 on charisma check - FAIL
Skill issue.
>picks him up by the collar
If highschoolers can do that to you, you kinda deserve it for being a manlet

>>42999320
Don't bully the bots!

>>42999626
>you deserve it for being a manlet
Hey! I didn't choose to be 5'2 damn it!

>>42999656
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a fucking dwarf
Become a miner or a school shooter like other gnomes

>>42999656
>not using DE to turn yourself into an uberchad
>or into a lewd mischevious shota who has the most angelic face ever yet loves to freak older mgs out by grabbing their asses hard when nobody's looking
You kinda did, buddy. Enjoy getting dragged around by your rowdy gyaru harem

>>42999656
>5'2"
saying this to any monster taller would just make them hug and squeeze you

>>42999745
How big is too big?

>>42999756
>>42999756
for who? man or monster?

>>42999618
Yeah they are, I just think it would be iconic seeing a Wendigo Incubus on the battlefield amongst regular monsters and incubi, that the order would be confused out of their minds since they know all the old monsters are gone but than they see this 11 foot tall monstrous being that has a deer-like woman below him makes them question that.
Where it would remind them of the past and make them send out their greatest hero to deal with the tall monster and his wife, which the hero would be revealed to be the chaos incubus’s brother making things personal.
The fight would end with the hero being thrown into a dark valkyrie by the incubus’s otherworldly strength who was the hero’s valkyrie one time before transforming do to DE and the hero would get dragged off by said dark valkyrie and the monster army would win the battle.

Lilim appreciation post. I don't really have anything to say, just enjoy the lilim

>>42999911
To think that even werecat are more appealing... Lilim are really pathetic

>>42999886
Druellas army is just a roaming rape squad that waits for her to capture cities full of men for them.

>>42999592
>Order knight finally gets in melee range with the extremist Mindflayer spellcaster
>Suddenly the squid around her waist transforms into a hammer wielding warrior
>Suprise hammer hit deals double damage and 3 second stun
>Mindflayer inflicts a further 5 second stun with a mindblast
The game was rigged from the start.

>>42997807

>>42999940
No

>>42999940
But isn’t there married couples that do help out the mamono army once in awhile or maybe I’m misremembering.

>>42999940
No rape, just people who want to help others.

>>42999911
In an alternative timeline, KC didn't start working on the game and instead focused on Comiket releases.
His WG5, focusing on lilims and the DL's army, was a huge hit and lilimposting flooded these threads.

>>42998109
>Not even the shrine maidens?
How do I know they're real shrine maidens? They can buy those clothes anywhere.

>>42999972
I think that was mentioned once or twice but they serve genuinely no purpose except handing out propaganda.
>>42999988
It's been three years. There is only so much time you can say someone working on something without producing anything before you just have to assume they aren't working on it. At the start he used to post new art for the game too.

Hi-res acquired

>>42999886
This really makes me wish there were more stories about battles between Order and Mamono forces

>>43000147
I don't, We already have enough stories about gore/murder and femdom

>>43000166
>and femdom

>>43000166
Implying anyone actually gets seriously injured during combat instead of all the soldiers getting corrected by their new wives

>>43000166
Why are you lapping femdom with gore?

>>42999700
Nooo this isn't fair, y'know now that I think about it I kind of am pyrow bait. I get really nervous around sexual stuff so they might take it as a challenge
>>42999745
I'm weak to tall mommy types, send help

*squish*

>>43000212
Because both are overrepresented in stories associated with MGE

>>43000166
lmao

>>43000090
I think he's just working behind the scenes to put less pressure on himself, the music artist is still being paid by him to do music. Not to mention he is expanding, we're getting a Chesh figurine, never thought I'd see the day honestly.
Have some hope anon, I don't think it'll be fully released for a while, but I do think he's doing stuff.

>>43000244
Pure gyaru pyrows.

>>43000166
>Femdom
Bro why hate femdom in a setting rife with it? I get not being into it, but it's a core component.
That being said, I do have a story idea of a young dude fighting a salamander in a monster raid, he would get thrashed but she claims him because he had an impressive fighting spirit and was braver than the order soldiers who fled and left the defenseless villagers to ""die"".

>>43000275
MGE has femdom in its core, literally some of the most popular gals are super dominant.
I get not liking femdom and stuff, but if you want more maledom you could try writing it yourself, I will admit maledom is sparse. Here's one I've read that was nice.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/33299755?view_adult=true

>>43000286
>the music artist is still being paid by him to do music
That doesn't say much though, given how badly he was being ripped off by previous translator. Wouldn't be surprised if the artist is fleecing him for a "retainer" fee just to be available on standby.

>>42999047
>>42999113
You fools, if you’re going to drink with anyone it should be a Hatter. A nice young lady like her would nev

>>43000369
>>43000310
I'm not even speaking about maledom, just normal stuff.

>>43000244
Pyrows going "gyahaha~" at awkward and nervous boys!

>>43000286
None of that is true.

>>43000398
>gyaru Pyrow harem in the concept of the girls from Don't Toy With Me Nagatoro!

>>42999988
KC can't even release the answers to his Patreon questions. If he can't do that, then there is no hope

>>43000454
oh right, today is the month long mark for that. KC is expanding shitposters forget that making a game is expanding too(in one of the largest ways) and he fucked that up pretty hard.

>>43000293
Too strong it's unfair! The DL needs to nerf them

100x tail lifts EVERY DAY

>>43000375
Suppose that's possible, I'd rather stay positive though. KC hasn't really done much to make me really distrust him

>>42997839
Old auntsters coming home from work in their business jackets and miniskirts! Old auntsters forgetting you're spending the summer at he house and walking out the bathroom naked! Old auntsters who come home from their 25th high school reunion drunk as hell and looking for a cute boy to cuddle!

>>43000392
Oh, ohhh. We could use more normal shit too

>>42998134
>ywn do a duet of "Johnny Guitar" with your lounge singer MG wife

Do you enter?

>>43000516
I don't think he's doing anything shady on purpose, but something definitely went horribly wrong and we can only hope it gets resolved, one way or another.
I wouldn't even be mad if he came out and said something like
>sorry I just can't deliver a game that meets my standards
I'd be happy with more of small fangames like those exet fallen maiden ones

>>42999656
I'm a manlet as well which is why I'm going to find an 8 foot wife

>>43000555
Agreed.
Honestly I would love more fan games like fallen maidens, I beat it a week ago and it was really good. My favorite scene was the flayer one, and the succubus one at the end

>>43000550
Manticore's tail head first and get vored? Absolutely.

>>43000558
Imagine she ends up being 10 ft
You'd be half her height

>>42997807

>>42999047
>>42999113
>>43000386
You guys are idiots you only ever accept a drink from your auntster! My Kikimora auntster always gives me a cup of tea every night and I fall asleep right after! Even if I wake up in her bed every morning she just says it's easier for me to get ready if we sleep in the same bed! My Kikimora auntster is the best!

I hope KC makes a skin walker or actual wendigo MG
Still mad that the wendigo is a chaos monster with the wrong name

>>42999756
like 10-11ft is my limit

>>43000634
Yeah, anything more gets into /d/ territory.

>>43000375
>being ripped off by previous translator
He was?

>>43000591
>Only as tall as her hips
>Can eat her out standing up
>She can basically act as your bed
H-hot

>>43000618
>anon tries to get footage of the elusive OG wendigo
>unfortunately for him, she has a exhibitionism fetish
>and discovered his hidden cameras
>now anon is too ashamed to release the footage, which consists solely of her masturbating in front of the cameras

>>43000474
It's a month for the questions and more then a month for public release of Malef. Patreon disease has struck KC.

>>43000667
Big boogies would be very comfy

>>43000550
It'd be a tight fit, but I could tuck my legs in, all the tails would mean it'd be nice and toasty, what's the worst that could happen? Not like a hound/bunyips tail would hold me down for the manticore to start draining me

>>43000710
I swear I remember one of the shitposters saying KC has a pool of profiles he releases when ntr gets out of hand or something.

>>43000710
How long is a public release usually?

Anakin Skywalker forced to live with the sandworm. (She brought some sand.)

>>43000733
Yeah of course not anon, they would want to have a turn with you too

>>43000695
What a fool he is, people would pay good money for that

>>43000750
pheonix was sept 30 on patreon and oct 29th for twitter

>>43000618
I mean Ithaqua is also called the Wendigo and also wouldn’t that just be a 2 legged white horn if you take away the transformation gimmick, so a skin walker is a better option where they would be like a fusion between a doppelgänger and a nekomata where they are experts in shapeshifting so they can spy on their men easily, that they would be very yandere like.

>>43000714
Please remember Bogies are the clowns. They are just as tall but will tease and humiliate you instead.
>>43000750
Phoenix is the only other profile handled like this. That was exclusive for just a month.

>>43000763
If anything, Sandworm protects you from sand.

>>43000812
I would love to be bullied by a bogie. Love scary clown
>>43000812
Hmm, strange. Maybe he's mad malef got leaked so fast

>>42998134
Just imagine all the new and cool bands monster girls would come up with. The potential for entirely new types of vocals and instruments, even stage performances. The lyrics might get a little explicit though, even by human standards.

>>43000656
aye, just about double size is good, it means you can be hatted and smothered nice and conveniently

>>42997807

>>43000926
The twist is that she plays in a Christian rock band.

I want to sleep on top of a big monster
Only for her to roll over and pin me beneath her, snuggling me extremely tightly without suffocating me or crushing me

>>43000976
Like Cartman's Christian rock band
>I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
>I wanna feels his salvation all over my face

Hey. Goblin Wars are real.

Do these threads hev any idea?

>>43000926
All these new mamano bands don't hold a candle to the classics, no one cares about the infusion of pop music and sugary sweet synthesized sounds, I prefer the heavy raw sound of Rape Patrol their sound is said to be old fashioned but you can't improve upon perfection.

>>43000710
KC is too busy consulting lawyers on how to sue ntrfags

>>43001038
For a story? Stop being so mysterious.

>>43000976
>I'd let Jesus inside me, if you know what I mean.
>I'd rock that guy's world.

>>43001058
>Hellhound growled vocals
I can only get so erect.

>>43000710
>more then a month for public release of Malef
It's on kemono.party already, if anybody is still waiting

>>43001165
Don't tase me, bro

>>43001165
>raiju done

>>43001165
Lightning weasel doesn't seem so scary once she's done cumming.

You know how the MGE Wendigo is mostly based off of Ithaqua and Ithaqua is said to walk on winds does that mean Wendigos can levitate if there’s a blizzard going on outside.

>>43000710
I don't understand his stunning mismanagement of the whole thing. I've supported him for two years and all I ever wanted was a couple of paragraphs every month letting us know what he's working on. Even if it a scam (and I'm not saying it is) why would anyone keep paying if he won't even pretend to be working on it? I want to believe, but I'm not throwing money away any longer if he won't even pretend.

>>43000812
thats only if you are naughty.

>>43001250
He just fell to the same fate that a lot of people do when they do Patreon or Kickstarter. Project never goes anywhere cause money flows.

>>43001216
Spread out your coat and let the wind carry you, little Wendigo!

>>43001292
Patreon users are half the problem here

>>43001140
Her shows are banned in 4/5 Order Kingdoms for being the cause of 80% of the Surprise Marriages and Pregnancys that occur when she's on tour. A coalition of Religious groups and Feminists kvetch about it endlessly.

>>43000946
Love

>>43001124
There's no such thing as mysterious

Need long drawn-out romance with language barrier hebi.
No sex for the first 3 months !

>>43001329
What would happen if I just grabbed a hebi off the street and cuddled her really tightly?
Just a barrage of affection no monster could withstand?

>>43001355
you shouldn't jump random people anon, thats very rude

Letting the pretty lady living in the woods babysit your kid is perfectly fine.

>>43001292
But he's still doing stuff and making shit, like profiles and is clearly expanding to some extent. I do wish he would pipe up more about the game though

>>43001407
Oh but it's fine for ms hellhound to grab a dude and pull them into her house and fuck them for hours until they're a whimpering mewling puppy huh?

>>43001333
I don't want to take any chances.We should play in a band, just to be safe.

>>43001419
Gotta trick a dark mage into thinking I'm a child so she'll protect me from other monsters

Man the rent in hagville sure is cheap!
I guess I'm moving there.

>>43001460
Yes, he gave up the game and went back to making profiles at a glacial pace. And in a year to two years there might be a Cheshire figure.

>>43001531
Careful Anon, make sure you read the fine print. You don't want to be housemates with a ""27"" year old fox

>>43001576
I'm sure she's friendly
I'll mostly just be in my room anyway so surely I won't be a bother.

>>43001591
Friends

>>43001601
Friends?

>>43001471
well she can tell if your married or not

>>43001407
>Anon jumps at a shirohebi maiden who's running an errand
>She gets startled, finds it rude and curses him
>That night, Anon was kidnapped by a crazy yan hebi exile

>>43000550
Head first

>>43001531
>Trying to rent a studio in a human-only city
>Basically your entire month's salary for a shithole
>Spacious 3-bedroom apartment in the fanciest part of hagville
>Rent is covered with just 2 days of pay
>Only catch is that you must be a verified single male to apply
Those old monsters sure are generous, bet the neighbors are the kind to bring you pie and dinner every night since they know a man living on his own doesn't get much homecooked meals.

>>43001665
There's going to be no rooms left, they'd get flooded by single men at those prices and that quality.

>>43001609
KEMONO FRIENDS

>>43001624
Fair point, kinda wish we could tell who's married or not too

Can anyone fluent in Automaton tell me what "choom" means? Ever since I woke her up she keeps calling me that along with a bunch of other crap I don't understand. Whenever I ask she just laughs and calls me a "gonk".

>>43001591
Oh anon you didn't read the lease, it's a one bedroom apartment.

>>43001576
How about being housemates with a ""17"" year old fox?

>>43001679
Oh they have an extremely high turn overrate, about 100% actually. No idea why, maybe it's haunted

>>42997982
>boss bar appears
>rather than regular boss music, eerie music
the foxes that keep their eyes closed do so for the safety of all that dont want to be addicted to mofu.
how high is your mofu resistance and resistance pierce resistance?

You're going to take responsibility, aren't you Anon?

>>43001689

>>43001576
I get a cheap apartment and a free old monster wife. That is more than worth it. All I need to know what can I do nearby? any good date spots?

>>43001763
That's a watermelon. This crazy lady can get bent.

>>43001775
Tiny harpy sex

>>43001763
i am going to buy more watermelon, yes
it's practically all she eats (besides the obvious)

>>43001665
That's not even the best deal there. I some dark mage renting out part of her home for pennies. The deal even includes board too, so my food expenses are now nonexistent. Normally I would be hesitant about sharing my space with someone like her, but it turns out that she shares all my hobbies and interests, and loves all my favorite dishes to boot. I don't even eat out anymore because her food is so good I start to get anxious if I go too long without having it. The only downside is that there's some kind of draft in my room. The weirdest thing is that the air is always hot, only on my face, and seems to only start blowing when I'm going to sleep. I'm not too worried, since she makes plenty of money selling her potions so I'm sure she can afford to have it fixed.

>>43001665
the eros church gives you a room no questions asked. really comfy bed too

>>43001807
You've made her a very happy slime Anon.

>>42997807

>>43001859
i like slime fashion

>>43001763
>Slime gf doubles as a refrigerator on long trips

>>43001876
that's got be uncomfortable for the ears

>>43001763
>>43001859
Slimes playing pregnant with a watermelon is my favorite genre of art.

Anons
if you like automatons and automaton sex and dont mind a bit of pudge
My Intense Android Sex Life PLAYBOT
fucking amazing, and the designs are cool
I recommend the second one

>>43001912
I like hair or something thst firms enough of an analog to it otherwise she looks bald and and not cute

>>43001926
understandable the first doujins bot might be more up your alley but it aint as wholesome

Also the dude is making a third one with nurse bots

https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0

>>43001973

automaton girl are good

>>43001721
0...
B-but surely she wouldn't...

>>43002010
>P-1
>FUR FLUFFER

>>43001993
Oh OK

>>43001972
I dunno about these nurses, they look like they'd ignore the consent protocol.

>>43001993
This unit doesn't have foot modules attached

The final boss of tallborough is the same one from hagville. Lazy devs recycling bosses like that...

If the portals ever open up, and I get attacked by a manticore who tries the whole "I'm gonna eat you" shit on me, I'm just going to make fun of them. I will blow a raspberry at a dorkcore

>>43002062
Monstergirls with nips already pointing outward, as if they're aroused by your very presence, are too powerful to be left un-tweaked and played with

>>43002062
>the giant ultra hag
Literally unbeatable

>>43002062
She's a totally unique boss, see her color palette is swapped.

>>43002085
What if she shows off her sharp fangs and spreads out her tailpussy like a blooming flower?

>>43002105
I-I wouldn't get scared! I would just blow another raspberry at her, clearly not being enthralled by the tail pussy opening like that

>>43001038
I have many ideas and they're all terrible.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>43002105
I dunno about other anons but I'd fake a heart attack and laugh once she starts crying over my "dead body".

Cute hounds

>>43002131
fuck off /vg/ tranny

>>43001822
>She watches you sleep
>Peeps on you whenever you shower
>Insists on doing your laundry for some reason
>Tries to get an indirect kiss at every occasion
How long will she keep it up before snapping and going full rape?

>>43002128
Good way to get tail raped for hours anon

>>43002136
She'll probably just spike your tea with an ungodly amount of aphrodisiacs and cast a charm spell at you

>>43002135
?

>>43002154
Don't play dumb, gachanigger.

>>42997807
Weekly reminder to be fruitful and multiply

>>43002120
Don't let her see how impressed you are by her tail, that would bolster her confidence.

>>43002128
>Implying a ferocious predator can't keenly track your heartbeat and breathing
You'd just be offering your body to her.

>>43002158
I would sniff her breath, but I don't want to sniff the snake hair breath.

I think I'll stick to lamias with no snake hair

>>43002160
Look it's impossible to not be in awe at such a powerful predator. It's not my fault!

This elf is pure sex.

>>43002160
>>Implying a ferocious predator can't keenly track your heartbeat and breathing
If she was dumb enough to not ambush me right away It's safe to assume she's likely a newbie at this.

>>43002196
This elf because only yandere elves do it for me, that they got to have the mind of a mamono to get me going.

>>43002203
Bullying newbie predators always has severe consequences later on.
Think twice before doing something you'll regret.

>>43002221
It's scientifically proven that crazy girls are better lays.

>>43002062
its pretty easy, ask her on a date and make her heart flutter like a young girl, then contuine until you get to the lovel hotel and shoot down all her token resistance of her being an old lady or you should go for someone your own age

>>43002248
>not timidly asking if you can hold her hand
Anon doesn't know the strat

>>43002240
>Bullying newbie predators
I'm going to grab the lolicore by her underdeveloped (tail)pussy and toss her away while shouting
>so long, gay batcat!

Name one monster that doesn’t get better when impersonated by a slime

>>43002264
Slimes can't replicate the comfiness of bogeys.

>>43002257
No, you have to be the confident one lest she goes in her battle phase. You have to really mean it, not back down and just love her as animalisticly as you can, Until you pass out once you are in the love hotel stage. Maybe before as a lead up making her a little closer to climax

Ideal mg for you guys? I think mine would be a shog/flayer chimera. I love them both so much

>>43002240
>Think twice before doing something you'll regret.
Yeah but that's not fun. If I wanted to do something like posting on an Undead forum calling them dumb rotting corpses tricking guys like me into liking them I have every right to do so!

>>43002258
>You get pricked by 10 spines and are panting and whimpering on the floor begging for her to fuck you
Many such cases

>>43002276
Better hope there's no undead gremlins there anon

>>43002281
Young ones don't have spines yet, that's the fun part. You can bully them all day and they can't do shit, just frown and pout at you.

>>43002290
I ain't scared of no gremlins.

>>43002306
You should be, a single post could get ALL your online info

>>43002291
>She borrows 30 from her mom
What now anon? You have a really pissed horny manticore after you now

>>42997807
Cursed horsepussy.

>>43002319
Gremlins feel like they'd be incredibly OP in a cyberpunk world or at least in a world with enough technology for hacking to exist.
>Buy a GremTech cyberarm off the black market after a bad workplace accident basically shredded your old arm
>Now it won't stop trying to touch your dick

Gonna make a demon build gunpla when she promises to do anything to give me an amazing night of fun

>>43002331
fuck off

Okay so the landlady in hagville suddenly jacked up the rent and now I can't pay it anymore.
What do I do?

>>43002360
Ask if her if there's any way she could cut you a break, sound desperate and a lil pathetic

>>43002342
>Gremlin who hacks your arm and demands you marry her if you want it to stop trying to jerk you off

For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams.

>>43002383
thats why i just stop using it, and then just do a ritual to old gods for a new arm

>>43002383
>MGE cybernetic implants basically act as a mana marker
>Anon decks himself out with so many different brands that he knows the second he steps foot in a Mamono MegaCity he'll likely get nabbed by several different women at once

>>43002416
I genuinely love this, thank you anon

>>43002390
>You end up having a flayer harass you every day to let her mindfuck you
You can't win anon

>>43002440
What kind of implants would attract, let's say a shog?

>>43002497
do i get a new arm? she can help me remeber how to move it
>>43002504
they stay far away from tech. they usually come from dark eldtrich rituals

>>43002504
Well it depends on what the Shoggoths would make. But knowing them I'd doubt any Chaos girls would be super into technology, they'd likely be into pharmaceuticals like pills that help with various symptoms.

>>43002520
>Chaos

>>43002517
Yes, but until you learn how to control it better it's gonna be a bunch of tentacles sadly

>>43002531
at least better than dealing tech, like uncle ted said The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>"Ice Queen-san I don't think it's a good idea to take another beach vacation, y-you remember what happened last time y-"
>"Be at ease, Yeti, I will use utmost care to suppress my chill while on holiday"
>Yeti goes on vacation to the tropics with Ice Queen just in case
>she still has nightmares of chatters and shivers up and down the coast from the innocent beach goers Ice Queen turned into popsicles last time
>it took a lot of hugging and apologizing to not tarnish Winterstown's good image

>>43002546
Ted was a fucking retard.

>>43002497
>stalker mindflayer
>free therapy
god i wish

>>43002504
funkgrunters, grappendix and biothruster

>>43002504
The flex-jell arm would be the best. It's a really stretchy all purpose prosthetic that does everything. Reach far away places, form tools, clean surfaces, it does it all! Just don't think too much when it gets a bit grabby with you and starts whispering.

>>43002273
I like the delf design wise, but the femdom and family stuff is not for me
>>43002504
>cruelty_squad.jpg

>>43002582
Me too anon, me too

>really well animated Roblox 3d monster girl porn
god save me

>>43002704
nobody cares, pedophile

I never understood what a headpat means. How are you supposed to feel when you get one? It seems like something that would only work on cats and dogs to me

>>43002723
Dragons are just large, scaly, fire-breathing cats.

>>43001775
Fell for the rumor among Harpies that Jub milk gives you huge boobs.

>>43002723
I like how the headpat skill in MGD just makes most monsters mad at you, buffs them, or debuffs them

>>43002835
Meanwhile the Holy Layer is fucking OP as shit if you spec right

>>43002861
how do you do spec for it? Doesnt it just do arousal based on on virility?

>>43002835
>MGD
?

>>43002952
monster girl dreams

>>43002932
I'm pretty sure if you put some perk points into foreplay or teasing it does better damage iirc. Or at the very least if you do an INT build with buffs, debuffs and binds it blends incredibly well

Guards find ONE dragon disguised as a farmer and now we all gotta suffer for it. Thanks a lot, dragons

>>43003002
We only caught her because of the smell of grilled watermelon coming from Anon's place.

you'd insta lose because you can't keep your desire to touch tails, scales and paws in check

>>43003059
>First form is slow
>Once she gets serious she drops the 2 ton cloak

>>43003067
Not gonna lie,i would wash and clean my dragon waifu until she is luster and spotless and show her off proudly as if she was a priceless sports car, talking about the dragon dragon form here

>>43002861
I love the layer, shits so useful for any build

>runs on both horror monster rules and cartoon physics
do not challenge the bogie. you will lose.

>>43003079
All dragons are weak to pressure washers, doesn't matter how proud they are.

>>43003157
best I can do is covering some of the holes on the showerhead

>>43003148
Just gotta channel your inner Bugs Bunny to outsmart her.

>>43003199
but anon you haven't been funny in years

>>43003214
You didn't have to call me out like that.

>>43003148
What if I hide under the covers, huh? It's an ancient protective method, no monster can defeat it!

>>43002504
>Chaos-branded "Nanotech" that can do just about anything! Don't believe those rumors of increased cyberpsychosis risk!

>>43003214
Jesus fucking Christ chesh calm down, you didn't have to go for their neck

>>43003067
I'm not a slut. I know how to keep my hands to myself!

>>43003067
i'm a slut

>>43003148
i do challege her, to a creampie contest

>>43003373
>>43003424
a lizard could wiggle their tail at you and you'd be spending the rest of the week warming it personally

>>43002136
All she needs is to win me over is some black lipstick and fishnets to win me over

>>43003079
>using a small pick to scrape the crease between each scale
>hand held buffer to polish each scale individually
>fresh coat of wax to protect her scales
The cruelest malef would melt.

>>43003543
>hit malefs reverse scale
>she becomes submissive and mere
fuck go back

>>43003590
I mean they'll already mere for you, they don't care
They're whole thing is they're just dragons but edgy looking and honest about their shit

>>43003611
the extra layer of corruptive blood is nice

Fav trope subversions with monsters? I think my favorite ones are when super subby monsters are dominant

>>43003034
>grilled watermelon
what?

>>43003629
Oh yeah I forgot about that, neat. Wonder if we'll get a dragonnewt profile, I kind of expect them to look like lizardmen.

>>43003644
better than it sounds

>>43003631
>turbodork snaps and starts aggressively licking and humping you while breathing really heavily

>>43003644
Some people grill watermelon, I have no idea why either but I hate it

>>43003653
isn't that how it usually goes? or have i been here too long

>dragon gf invites you over to her cave
>super nice place, very fashionable and tidy
>she surprises you by telling you that she's going to cook you dinner
>leave to find the bathroom while she cooks
>notice her room on the way back
>absolute pigsty
>clothes mounded everywhere, used underwear lying around, empty snack bags and energy drinks covering the desk, office chair surrounded by used tissues
>musk is strong enough to make you recoil
>curiosity gets the better of you, go inside
>wake up her computer
>two hour long scale cleaning video begins to play again
>can see a dozen other videos in the sidebar that have been watched to completion
>also notice that she has an unopened cleaning kit that she purchased
>hear a gasp
>dragon is standing in the doorway
>never end up eating dinner that night

tonight i will be sleeping with one eye open

>>43003653
That is extremely nice

>>43003680
>You'll never be forced to clean a dragons scales
Why live

>>43003801
>tells you to hurry up and scrape harder
>do so
>she starts squealing and telling you to slow down and be more gentle
>alternates between these two once a minute
>constantly whimpering and grinding into you while you work
>always squirming, have to be extra careful not to hurt her
>end up sitting on her tail to keep her in place
>falls asleep in your arms while you clean her horns

>>43003793
>its entirely uncontrolled
>she's just pushing into you, occasionally rubbing her cheeck against you like a cat
>after a while she just sinks into your chest and starts sobbing saying she loves you and begging not to leave her
>have to comfort her with headpats and backrubs until she falls asleep
>insists on holding onto you at all times afterwards

>>42997807

>>43003936
this is a monstergirl thread

>tfw ywn be able to have fresh wurm milk....
>Nor wurm eggs for breakfast

>>43003952
I know, have a snek to make up for it.

>>43004013
>346% of daily protein in one sitting
>Anon starts looking like 80's Arnold after a week

>>43004034
>use strength to lift wurms
>also teach wurm lifters my sercert
>more wurms are lifted
>also more wurms get husband's
>dragonia experiences a massive explosion in the wurm population

>>43003674
Some people are seriously fascinated with role reversal to the point where it's, ironically, predictable.

>>43003644
Watermelon, but dragon-flame grilled.

>>43003644
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3qvnuFb-aBY