/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes.
This happens to be my fetish.

No. And I can't imagine anyone would.
Seriously, you do definitely NOT want your sake to taste salty.

Does yokai poop carry hepatitis?

>>4298667

I think in this case it's oni poop.

Wish HelenXonpool were here, she's the expert on Oni.

Looks really foul, I'd put my cock in but not drink anything.

If she's had an enema beforehand, then yes.

You guys know there's a site where 3D pigs make milkshake enemas and drink them?

>>4298668
oni don't count as yokai?

whatever, not in the right state of mind for facts and stuff,

>>4298658

It's a good thing she's an oni because that would kill a normal person.

>>4298705

Yes, kids, this is definitely something you don't want to try at home.

This is a surefire way to give yourself alcohol poisoning.

>>4298705
It would not.

absolutely yes

>>4298714
well yeah there is nothing to filter it in your ass.

Though the skin would absorb it and you'd get incredibly hammered before you died.

From Yuugi, no, but Eirin's is probably the cleanest place in the world to drink from.

>>4298760
Of course, Lunarians don't poop.

>>4298766
girls don't poop

>>4298770

Which is why I'm big on the analingus scene.

>>4298658
Replace old hag with Suika and I'm in.

>>4298773
SCANS
FUCKING
WHERE

>>4298770
Oh, don't they now?

Damn, it's late. Just pretend I posted everything here http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=スカトロ+東方

>>4298682

Unclear. From what I gather, oni can be considered either youkai, a subset of youkai, or a distinct mythical species of their own, all depending on which part of the spectrum the oni in question belongs to. Ancient interpretations of oni, Heian and older, tend to fall in between youkai and kami, being more spiritual beings than physical. Oni from the late Sengoku era are on the other hand considered nearly entirely physical creatures, more similar to Western ogres than demons.
Keep in mind though, these concepts are not always mutually exclusive.

>>4298668

Oni rarely bathe and are known not to smell very good, but presumably they should be quite clean - bordering on sterile - with their high alcohol content.
Don't know the details, sorry. Tend to skip the parts that discuss anything coming out of a person's ass in any greater detail.

Jaded rich have known of the virtues of pouring wine down your ass for centuries.

Touhou scat is glorious.

>>4298795
>>4298818

No, scat is dirty. I reserve that hole for other things.

I approve of this thread, otherwise.

>>4298828

You can't "reserve" it! That hole has a biologically NECESSITY!

>>4298813

... while the very bottom of human society does the same with tampons and medical alcohol.
Being rich isn't good on the brain, I guess.

>>4298810

Fantastic. I was unsure about the entire thing at first, but now it all makes sense.

I can't tell if this is a good thread or a bad thread

How can you people like that orifice? It's used for defecation.

Sage as hard as I can.

>>4298886
How can you like that orifice? It's used for eating
How can you like that orifice? It's used for pissing
How can you like that orifice? It's used for passing babies
How can you like that orifice? It's used for shitting

Sounds like you have a severe case of the gay, bro.

Would you eat the food if it came enclosed inside your favorite touhou?

>>4298908

>How can you like that orifice? It's used for eating

So? What's wrong with that? Eating's a nice habit.

>How can you like that orifice? It's used for pissing

At least urine is sterile.

>How can you like that orifice? It's used for passing babies

Pff, maybe as a secondary function.

>>4298915
affirmative

>>4298915
That I think I could.
inb4 some one goes irl on us.

This thread reminds me of that doujin DesuDesu recently released.

>>4298916

>

>So? What's wrong with that? Eating's a nice habit.

I take it you've never seen someone pig out before.

People have died that way.

>>4298795

Tag link isn't working for me.

>>4299034

Then just go to pixiv and manually search スカトロ 東方

>>4298828
Does that really work like that?

>>4299127

The meaning behind your question evades me.

>>4298658
Having high-proof alcohol in your anus doesn't feel as pleasant as one might think.

>>4298810
Oni aren't Youkai according to Suika in IaMP.

>>4299177

But the question isn't whether yuugi is enjoying it, it's whether we would drink it.

>>4299158
If youo did that, wouldn't it be painful, like tearing up their anus? Women don't even have prostates.

>>4299203

1. Just be gentle about it. Won't cause any harm.
2. Just because they don't have a prostate doesn't mean they can't enjoy the sensations. There's stranger things people like.