/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/adv/

>>4294353
Waifu is always best choice

/troll/

I shouldn't even bother replying, but I can't help it.

>>Burn copies of your files to a CD or DVD
>>Label it "Windows XP" or "Microsoft Office" or "Comparitive Literature essays" or something.
>>Delete what's on your hard drive in front of her.

WOW IT'S LIKE I CAN REALLY GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING

hide the files somewhere and have both but id choose waifu

keep bher and just in case just move the folder somewhere
it's not THAT difficult
always choose the reral bitch over the fantasy waifu

jesus christ get this shit of mah /jp/. also tell her to fuck off.

>>4294384
gtfo normalfag

in b4 "its da-ze"

waifu

You don't need that bitch telling you what you can't do

>>4294384

Faggot tier.

>>4294353

If you like hentai and shit (which is probably what she is mad about or something idk normalfags) and she isn't okay with that then you really can't keep dating her. Unless you think you can keep hiding it you should stick with your waifu. Bitches and whores etc.

mark?
it's me
I was kidding im not really mad im a huge touhou fan too

u shoud delete those Cho-marisa pics

Choose the waifu, obviously, you don't need no 3DPD making your life miserable.

>>4294415
You silly suigin. There's no one named Mark in argentina.
also
>>4294353

>>4294421
i smell butthurt.

Couldn't you like upload those to photobucket and keep them in a private library or something?
I did that myself, but most H got deleted, you could upload that to mediafire or something though I guess.

Find new place to hide pictures.
Delete pictures in front of her.
Wait for relationship to go sour.
You still have Marisa.

Dump the chick, she will just leave you for some random reason anyways. Marisa, on the other hand, will always be there for you.

You're asking /jp/ to choose between 2d and 3d, if you had thought before you posted you could have answered the question yourself.

Relationship advice 101 says that if your girlfriend ever tells you "it's the <harmless object> or me" she's a bitch and isn't worth your time

Of course, she's 3D and isn't worth your time in the first place, but you're obviously not from here so I'll let your faggotry slide.

>>4294458
This. Anon is wise, you must listen.

letting your life being run by a pussy. oh you op.

Your girlfriend is being retarded; be sure to inform her of this. Marisa is a fictional character, 2D love has nothing to do with 3D love, she has no reason to be jealous or stupid over this, etc. etc. Keep your folder; if she really leaves over the fact you have a collection of pictures of a video game character you admire, you're better off without her.

>>4294494
>2D love has nothing to do with 3D love
What the fuck are you yammering about?

keep your folder and dump that whore.

>>4294499
They're completely different things. 2D love is 2D love and 3D love is 3D love. I don't know how to explain it any clearer than that.

>>4294510
>Implying that 3D love actually exists.

Leave her.
I mean, what kind of distrustful bitch doesn't respect your computer privacy?
Furthermore, why would she care about your porn?

>>4294515
>implying

>>4294458
This, you're delusional if you think she's going to remain with you forever, she'll end up fucking some other guy eventually.

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>>4294470
This is correct. That is ridiculously selfish and stupid of her. Men masturbate to porn, and they need that. Even if the girlfriend is the sexiest girl on the planet, men will need to fantasize to other things sometimes. She is too young or dumb to understand that, but a small handful of mature women do. My boyfriend saves pictures and faps to stuff that I don't like all the time, but I would never tell him that he has to stop doing that.
sage for /adv/ thread, and probably troll thread too. and yes, I'll gtfo right now, sorry.

>>4294544
>My boyfriend

That's kinda gay, kyodai.

>>4294544
no! don't gtfo! i need to talk with a woman person other than my mom and sister ;_;

>>4294544
>Modest femanon stating her sex when actually relevent
Nah you're OK, you can stay

>>4294589

>implying your family wants to talk to you

>>4294593
I never implied that.

>>4294534
Is that so?

Do you REALLY think so?

See, your waifu would never do something like that.

Serious replies? In a normalfag thread?

I'm going to sleep.

>>4294636

Oyasuminasai

I probably schlick to more stuff and weirder stuff than my boyfriend does. If I found shitloads of strange porn on his computer I'd probably just brofist him. But regardless of this, despite being a bitch and/or whore, I would never tell my boyfriend or anyone else that they should give up their waifu or stop fapping to something.

tl;dr OP your girlfriend isn't a bro, but if you've been together for a year it's not worth it to dump her because of your love for Marisa. Copy the folder, burn it or put it on a hidden external hard drive, and begin to condition your girlfriend to accept waifus. Maybe she'll get a 2D waifu or husbando of her own, and she'll understand your love.

>>4294658
>tl;dr as long as original content

>>4294658
>I probably schlick to more stuff and weirder stuff than my boyfriend does.
Your boyfriend schlicks?

google "Truecrypt"

BTW, anyone have the "Gay Pride" version of the OP's image?

>>4294683

That's so "faggot who takes things too seriously"

>>4294680
shlick-> fapping with a vagina.

>>4294544
Agreeing with this /jp/non, you should dump the girl, because Marisa will always be there for you, while girls are as fickle as cats. I suggest this as a femanon.

>>4294689
Try again, in English.

>>4294691

>>4294700
its true. 'fap' is the name of the sound, 'schlick' is the name of the sound.
...go read 'sexy losers' if you don't belive me.

>>4294699

Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about, nevermind then.

>>4294706

If you keep on missing the point, people will make fun of you.

>>4294353
You left your external hard-drive at her house and she looked at it without your permission. Is this really as stupid a question as it sounds?

>>4294707
I know about that article or whatever the fuck it was, I don't see how it is relevant.

Break up with her using this picture.

>>4294720
what was your point than?

That's funny, this thread suggests that women post here.
How silly.

>>4294698
Well, I wasn't telling him to never date 3D...just to dump that one girl because she's a bitch. I'm sure OP can find a nice girl. Marisa is pretty damn sexy though, so he's going to be in good shape either way.

>>4294767
>I probably schlick to more stuff and weirder stuff than my boyfriend does.
This implies your boyfriend "schlicks"
Goddamn it woman, it's not difficult.

>>4294658
>I probably schlick to more stuff and weirder stuff than my boyfriend does
Of course you probably do, it's not like your boyfriend has a vagina!
OR DOES HE?

>>4294779
if she wrote 'fap' it would imply woman fap.
the meaning is clear either way. was i really spending my time on a grammarfag?

this is fake, but, waifu, marisa didn't care when you were with your gf

>>4294791
That's a great point. Say that to her, OP, see what she says.

>>4294789
IF ONLY THERE WERE A WORD FOR THIS ACT THAT APPLIES TO BOTH GENDERS

>person claims to be female
>thread descends into asinine bullshit

See, this is why girls aren't allowed on the internet.

I was hoping this would turn into a Marisa dump atleast, but it has come to this?

Learn to use TrueCrypt, dude. Don't let people snoop through your files.

oh wait. now i get it. now i know what this troll thread was aiming at.
op girlfriend found marisa to be creepy.

>>4294806
>implying it was actually a girl
This is why newfags shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

>>4294821
Please stop using the word "newfag" and we'll take you seriously.

>>4294819
Fucking god you are persistent.

>>4294804
you are saying it like there is.
'fap' is used for both genders, but is applied only to one.
masturbate is too long just to look good in the eyes of grammarfags.

>>4294821
Actually, if you had THE POWER of 8th grade reading comprehension, you'd realize that post contains no implication of the poster's gender.

Bitch shouldn't have been looking through your stuff

>>4294832
>masturbate is too long
Shit nigga, stop being nine.

>>4294848
don't tell me that every person that you meet is a walking dictionary and doesn't use slang.

>>4294834
You implied that this wouldn't have happened if women weren't allowed on the internet, implying that the poster was a woman.

>>4294857
>I learned the word 'masturbate' from this thread.

>>4294859
>See, this is why girls aren't allowed on the internet.
>implies that girls are not on the internet because they are not allowed there.

>>person claims to be female
>this is indisputable that the person claims to be female, however, this post makes no implication that the poster is actually female

Sorry, back to grade school English you go.

>>4294857
Just leave it alright? Someone pointed out a potentially mildly amusing flaw in the sentence and you had to go overreact and string out a grammar argument for half the thread.

>>4294680
you see, this is why cumdumpsters don't identify themselves as such on /jp/.

>>4294876
>petitio principii

>>4294878
it's not like i was arguing with myself. why make a testless joke in the first place?

>>4294877
>i mad

>>4294905
>why make a testless joke in the first place?
Why get into an argument over a joke in the first place?

Why do we even need to discuss this?
With all the recently "Who do you love more, me or Dr Pepper?" threads, the answer should be obvious.

Op, post pics of the doujins or it's not real

1) Backup the files somewhere else
2) Delete the old files in front of her
3) Make her say it's okay between you again
4) Show her the backup files and dump her

>>4294353
For everything that is beautifull and mighty! Take Marisa! Sure she wont respond to your eeevery plea or question. But if you keep trying she will be the most perfect companion in your life.
I myself got heroin. Damn she is fine.

>>4295008

Fuck yeah, Dr. Pepper!

Delete the files. You know where you got them from, and more, even better pics will come along.
Show her they're gone from the hard drive.
Buy her a Marisa outfit for valentine's day, have her put it on.
Crazy wild sex qill ensue. Also make sure she screams "Master Spark!" and "Da-ZE!" everytime you thrust into her.
Secretly tape it for later private viewings, and it'll be better than any pics you'll ever find.