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faking

>>4291639
Stop trying to use your twisted logic. The bird isn't cooking the spaghetti, the stove is. Please properly define what you mean by "cook". The bird in this case is playing the role of chef and its nationality is unknown. Judging by the "PASTA" label on the box, this bird could likely be from any english speaking country.

>>4291639

The bird isn't cooking spaghetti as it is just illustration of the birds and spaghettis inner struggle, as the bird and the spaghetti are the same person.

Why does the japanese bird have a danish stove?

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>>4291755
I believe the spaghetti was the culprit all along.

>Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
>bird cooking spaghetti
>cooking
>cook

Ghodatrice confirmed.

Everyday when Japanese bird wakes up he says to himself "Today is the day, the day I finally make spaghetti" He makes his post on /jp/ informing us that he is going to cook delicious pasta. But when ever he gets near the stove he becomes scared, frightened of the expectations that have been thrust upon him. He knows that he should cook the spaghetti, he knows that is what would turn his life around. But he cannot. He cannot cook the spaghetti. He returns to his cage and laments his failure, wasting away the rest of his day pitying himself. The next morning he wakes up, again he is filled with vigor, today will be the day he says to himself and /jp/. But alas, failure is all that awaits him.
He needs our support and we just shun him. Shun him for trying to accomplish something that we ourselves cannot accomplish. Not the cooking of the spaghetti, but the completion of a goal. /jp/ has no goals, no desires, no meaning. Everyday is just another mark on the calendar to them, they do not wish to see Japanese bird succeed, because if he did all of /jp/ would be forced to recognize that they can, infact, do more then just taking it easy.

Judging.

Shiring.

>>4291902
Why is anal always drawn worse?

Remilia is probably having exams or something of the like. So Remiling.

>>4291909

It's not true on a whole, really. It's just that this artist is rather terrible.

>>4291909
>>4291916

To wit

>>4291923

>>4291926

>>4291927

>>4291933
could you provide sauce, my noble sir?

>>4291948

Heh. That one was somewhat of a bluff. The rest isn't drawn that well.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/165650/db200cb8b3/

>>4291923
jesus christ i fapped so hard to that

>>4291954

>>4291954
I still rubbed a couple out on it.
The best anal touhou doujin-shi?
[mata ashita] Udon-ya

>>4291970

So that's where that's from, huh.

>>4292007
Yeah, also this one is good.
[mata ashita] The Hole in My Lovers.

>>4291963

Yuesuging