/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You can still change your ways. Brendan Fraser won an Oscar. Why couldn't you turn your life around too?
George, George, George of the Jungle
Watch out for that tree!

Stop sticking your dick in sources of fresh water.

It's not funny, it's gross.

>>42893891
But Undine tho

>>42893878
Cute wolfu
>>42893891
What, am I supposed to stick it in salty water?

I love wisps so much bros I want to hug her so bad

I love my lich wife!

>wake up
>ctrl+f "monster girl thread" on jaypee
>0 results
>last thread not showing up on archived threads list
>wait 5 minutes
>still no new thread
that was spooky, was starting to think we got booted out of /jp/

I wish I could cheer up all the sad Anons in these threads. I feel like this place is one of the few worthwhile communities left, and you are what make this place what it is. I've seen site after site being ruined beyond recognition over the years, but I still feel at home here after all this time. For that reason alone, I wish (you)r wives would just stop wasting time and kick down your door already.

>>42893900
>>42893896
I don't care what you do

Stop cumming in the water supply

>>42893919
I refuse to support mofubation

>>42893914
We've been here so long we're practically grandfathered in, don't worry about it

>>42893919
Thanks, you too

>>42893919
Maybe in the next life. I wish they'd come already

>>42893921
Might have been tempting fate with that one

But my point still stands

>>42893909
I love her so much

>>42892818
Be flustered and wait for her next move.

>>42893919
Yeah regardless of what concern trolls say, this is the last remaining monster girl community where you can spend all day talking about monster waifus without swimming in cancerous filth or dealing with actually mentally ill people.

>>42893960
She's cute. Does she work in an office or does she like to dress up?

>>42893969
Research director for a pharmaceutical company! But she mostly works from home now.

x is best girl

>>42893959
too late i came to the water

>>42893984
Better than Nemesis, that's for sure.

>>42893975
I hear great things about the M-Virus she's working on! Ganbatte Lich-san!
A great time for Tanuki City!

>>42893984
Solve for x!

>>42894023
>math
>letters
I'm going to fuck those silly ideas out of this cow

>>42893891
correction does not care for logistics

You know that thing that happens with forks and electrical outlets?
That should be enough warning about sticking certain objects in certain places.

>>42893908
how would that edgy edgy lass react if you told her she was cute and gave her the good ole moony eyes?

>>42894045
Use the rubber.

>>42894050
I think you know exactly what would happen

>>42894045
raiju shocks you so you can't pull out...

>>42893998
She would never! She only works on magical cosmetics and magic candies now!

>>42894045
If I see a Raiju so desperately horny that she resorts to masturbating in public, I'll have to lend her a hand regardless of warnings.

>>42894090
voltlock > leglock

>>42893878
oh god not her

>>42894090
>>42894154
Wouldn't you be kind of freaked out if you suddenly couldn't move your lower half?
Especially if the shock also causes you to cum buckets uncontrollably.
I wouldn't want a raiju to break me like a faucet.

>>42893914
Archived at 710posts and only on page 8.
Weird.

>>42894023
X = 69 ?
That is the right answer.

>>42894091
Especially after her mansion got swatted by S.T.A.R.S.

>>42894023
Would Ms. Haku be mad if I just said X is the length of my dick?

>>42894219
What's the monster girl equivalent of S.T.A.R.S?
Eros love protection squad?

>>42894193
Oh don't worry, she has that fancy kunoichi training so if it REALLY freaks you out she will just poke a few spots and it's all back to normal
Just don't think about the fact that said skills can absolutely be used for the opposite effect, especially with raiju lightning involved

>>42894221
>well the roman numeral X is our 10
>I need to ask you, which unit is this "10" in...

>>42894244
Every monster is made that much more dangerous if they're also a kunoichi. Scary.

>>42894286
>ninja Bogey
Oh..
Oh no.

Well I finally got the Bloodborne MGE crossover story all done the way I wanted it to be like, but I might make more chapters in the future if I feel like it of new one shots about the city of MGE Yharnam, that I fixed somethings that I felt might’ve been a little too dark for MGE and changed it for the better and made it make more sense with the story, maybe the next chapter could be about a new type of shog or something that appear in the city one day after the great change happened.

>>42894286
Ninja slugs are not real.

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>42894286
Bad Dudes vs Dragon Ninja

>>42894311
>ninja slug doing jutsu signs while on the ceiling above you

>>42894206
>>42894221
Question:
>x is best girl

Solutions:
>X = 69
>X is the length of my dick

I'll see you both after class.

i think monsters might be addicted to sex, should we setup an intervention?

>>42894391
You should go tell that to the succubus over there and tell me what she says.

>>42894341
X IS best girl.

>>42894391
It's only an addiction if they want to stop but can't.
I don't think any of them want to stop, not even the extra tsun vampires.

>>42894341
The second guy just loves fairies.

>>42894394
>I can stop anytime I want. But I don't wanna!

>>42894417
She looks quite heroic for someone dressed like a whore.

>>42894434
Love is a battlefield and she's a warhero.

>>42894394
interventions are surprise ambush support groups though, how will you lure her somewhere where we can have a sit down?

>>42894488
Ask her if she'll meet you in that dark alleyway on the edge of town later tonight. Tell her you have a surprise to show her.

>>42894499
you'll all be there, right?

>>42894512
Yes, don't worry, we definitely won't leave you all alone in a dark alley with a needy succ, haha

>>42894551
ok good because succ tails are pretty strong and we don't want her getting away because i'm sure she would just blow me off if i was by myself and said this was an intervention but i don't think i could beat her tail if she wanted to leave.

>>42894632
>she would just blow me
Famous last words, man predicts his own rape, not click bait.

Birds are Beautiful!

Lilim appreciation post, with a PSA: you CAN mere a lilim, you're just not trying hard enough

>>42894858
I want to pull on this dorks braids and then kiss her until she overloads!

>>42894858
True dat

>Misjudged a jump
>Die a hero’s death
>Wisp and lich are bickering over who gets me

If Eros is so great, why isn't there a Hellhound wearing a pink beret lounging on my sofa right now, huh? Explain that!

Please make sure your monster daughter doesn't pick up any strange beliefs from the internet.

>>42894906
I hope we'll someday get a lilim with a large forehead, or one with bushy eyebrows.

>>42895385
yeah, I think Eros SUCKS

I don't care if it puts my liver, life, or soul at risk. I am going to have handholding, tongue wrestling, passionate breeding sex with this fox. If I make it out alive, I'll follow up with a marriage proposal.

>>42895477
Livers are overrated, and anyways she can use fox magic to grow it back.

>>42895405
Sounds like some angry hag cope.

I want an anti-protag
I want a guy who sees every plot promt and avoides it agressivly
Valkirie saying he's to be a hero? ignore her
Lizardfolk demanding a fight, dont fight back/ fuck about
Diacovering a cave has a dragon? leave
Lady talking about rare loot dungeon? refuse
myserious white hared transfer student? avoid at all costs

>>42895405
did that unicorn go to /DRA/*(gon)?

>>42895586
you can only do this for so long before the nemesis system activates and a cupid starts hunting you down for RAW BONE SHATTERING SEX

>>42895586
He's getting the girl that completely ignores the fourth wall.

>>42894906
Lims are for lovin'

>>42895534
hey, dont tell him she can do that. it ruins the suprise when he wakes up cuddled in her tails after having his chest ripped open.

>>42895625
I'm gonna avoid all the obvious romantic subplots until an angry cupid comes around and takes all her frustrations out on me.

How do I ask out a bicorn?

>>42895726
honk a bike horn at her

>>42895726
Show pics of your current wife or wives. If she's into them, she'll agree to a date!

>>42895705
>keep avoiding romantic subplots
>eventually start seeing broken arrows on the ground in a puddle of liquified mana
>a cupid must have snapped them out of rage, and when she did the attraction spell dissolved
>mind your own business for a little while
>eventually a telegraph appears at your feet, exploding into a pillar of pink the moment you escape it
oh dear, looks like you pissed off one of the arch-cupids, and she has resorted to trying to overload your mind with lustful thoughts.
if she catches you, the sexo will go on for quite a while.

>>42894906
Lilim is okay.

>>42895676
Sounds comfy, but wouldn't the pain of having his chest ripped open discourage him from loving her? Or is it one of those situations where pain is turned into pleasure and he's cumming buckets as she digs around for his liver?

>>42895845
Translated to mamono, she would only spiritually "rip" into your chest and her fingernails are like Wight claws, so it's all symbolic and based on mana bullshittery.
This technique would be like nicotine gums for ancient foxes, they quickly figured out that disembowelment is a hard sell when it comes to getting a husband and then there are potential problems with DL not being okay with killing.

>>42895777
>Brushing her fur,
>Feeding her grapes while she lies in your lap.
>Carrying her places because she's tired.
>Getting tied up and milked of essence because you almost dropped her.
Best girl.

Mamono in frilly dresses really are something. Post monster girls in frilly dresses.

>>42895917
Go back to >>>/trash/, potato nigger

>>42895944
What am I looking at? I can't comprehend what this line vomit is supposed to be.

>>42895917
Fuck off

>>42895944
That Greenworm looked spooky as hell until I noticed what her eyes are supposed to look like.

>>42894906
>>42895668
>>42895825
no one likes the super and perma virgins known as lilims

>>42895917
She needs to shave.

Reminder that Wonderland is full of degenerates that are far worse than any human. That one March Hare at the tea party will spend the whole time licking and huffing your armpit if you let her, and will kneel in front of you and open her mouth if you say that you need to take a piss.

>>42896093
imma still go there and take a shota potion before entering

>>42896110
Dangerous... Wonderland is full of onee-chans who want you all for themselves...

>>42896137
>tfw so many wonderland uooooh at me
>when i go to asleep in the inn, i wake up to find out i slept on a wock

>>42896137
What would a chesh onee-san be like?

>>42896093
and whatever you do, don't ask a jabberwock if you can see her dragon form

IF YOU'RE NOT WATCHING THE SUPER MEIDO SISTERS SUPER SHOW, YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A ROOMBA

>>42896319
Kiki and Wight? How can they be sisters?

>>42895917
never reply to me again you fucking faggot furnigger, thats not even relevant to my post.
who said you were welcome here?

>>42896372
Echidna for a mother.

>>42896382
Sorry, I was just using quick reply.

>>42896319
Big sis wight maid that tries her best but is terrible at cleaning!

>>42895903
>and then there are potential problems with DL not being okay with killing.
heh
>"whaddya mean 'cult of the blood rippers' cant exist post transformation."
>"look, i know you guys spent a lot of time building this club but its just too gruesome for the modern age. cant you tone it down a bit at least"
>"how?"
>"ya know, instead of pulling the organs out of people you... pull out the essence of men"
>"so you want us to rip off his-"
>"NO! fuck no. i mean that instead of physically take out a organ, you pull out a chunk of his aura that will naturally reform and use modern mana to make this process pleasurable for the means of sex."
>"..."
>"well?"
>"ehhhhh..."
>"alright screw this, demon lord i need you to orbital strike this region. these foxes werent fully converted"
>"wait what?"
>moments later the entire area was blinded with pink
>"ok, let us try again. what is your cult name"
>"cult of the... blood... rippers..."
>"ok. and do you like this name"
>"nah not really. it seems a little violent now that i think about it."
>"and do you agree with the idea of pulling organs out of people?"
>"that seems terrible now."
>"do you instead agree with the idea of instead pulling out chunks of his aura that were bound to organs, and then letting these chunks regrow?"
>"yes...?"
>"ok. my job here is done"

>>42896479
Kek, now I kinda like the idea of partially-converted remnants of old monsters still being out there and trying to adapt.
Too bad it would be instantly abused by undesirables to make their shitfics "canon"

>>42896479
>actual brainwashing
bruh

>>42896535
i see you are new to MGE.
a major event in the setting's history is the "mass transformation", where many hostile and murderous monsters were converted into lovey dovey ones that look hot. the whole event pretty much boiling down to brainwashing where "STOP KILLING, SEXO INSTEAD!" is the message.
i hope this bit of info helps you fit into the thread!

>>42896560
That wasn't brainwashing.

>>42896560
and how is the greentext brainwashing?
its just administering another dose of mamano mana because the retards were a little too stubborn the first time.

>>42896589
>>42896576
oops.

>>42896598
>take monster
>forcibly convert them to your way of thinking
This is the definition of brainwashing.

>>42896319
The only maid show I watch is Kiki and Shoggy in the Morning! I have all their shows taped and I listen to their show on the radio if I can't watch it!

>>42896697
yeah... thats what the mass transformation was about.

>>42896752
read the setting past the first book

>>42896723
Guy Fieri type Hellhound Where she visits greasy spoon restaraunts and reviews them with her husband, all manner of deep fried deliciousness and culinary abominations.

>>42896772
That hellhound should really slow down on the spicy food if she wants a boy to kiss her. I'm pretty sure it wouldn't feel good to smooch a hound after she's had the sauce from an anal prolapse burger all over her lips and I normally love spicy things

>>42896772
>A_AL
>P____PSE
spicy burg

Why does the Sabbath exclusively drive white vans?

>>42896804
they are child predators.

>>42896797
>>42896801
There are no stops on the bus to flavor town anon.

Why is it that monster girls are always talking during their h-scenes? Shut up already. Rape now, talk later.

>>42896813
>child porn is actually porn for kids
Post-portals world would be wild

>>42896818
That's the best part

>>42896818
You could get raped by a nice and quiet bunyip if that's your thing.
I'll take the mean and loud manticore.

>>42893878

>>42896797
>>42896815
>The burning hurts but anon can't resist going back for more
>He's starting to like the tingling sensation
>His wan wife gives him a smug look as she starts to order Thai for dinner

>>42893941
! !

>>42896797
That's fucking great. I hate the chemical initial taste of hot food but love the spicy aftertaste, I need a hellwan gf like this.

Post sleep mice

>>42895917
y'all going hard on this guy but cait sith is an entry in the encyclopedia. that shit is canon

>>42897036
i often see this parroted as if it matters

>>42897046
... this is a MGE board. how does that not matter? is it because you're a faggot who sobs and cries at anything you can't jerk off to?

>>42897036
It's "Monster Girl Thread", not the official MGE thread, we have no obligation to tolerate everything just because it's in MGE. Go back to /v/ and take him with you while you're at it.

>>42896987
This fox looks kind, but that doesn't stop her from being a nymphomaniac who gives you love bites when she gets too into it.

>>42897057
>i-it's a m-monster gi-girl thread n-not a monster girl e-encyclopedia th-thread
fucking faggot

>Everything is falling apart
>HALP
wat do?

>>42897096
Quote "the center cannot hold".

>>42895586
>Insane rooftop sniper cupid now has a target

>>42897090
>have to lie to your friends and family that your side job is being a dog trainer to explain all the bite marks on your neck, shoulder and arms

well anon?

>>42897057
>It's "Monster Girl Thread", not the official MGE thread,
could have fooled me.

might as well open the floodgates and allow fuckers to post kemono giga or beastars if you lax the rules even a bit.
therefore dont do it.

>>42897186
the most curious part is the guy doesn't even like them, he only does it for the reaction.
guess we all got problems.

I will just be a simple man, live in a town of wonderland and clowns
>>42897160
much like this

>>42897228
>doesn't even like them
Irish retard is actually obsessed with that shit and polluted at least two other places to get them to open up to that trash, with varying success. The other shitters that do it "for teh lulz" are irrelevant and they come and go on almost weekly basis.

>>42897160
a man needs only one thing, clussy

>>42897266
>least two other places, with varying success
where and how

>>42897266
>"th' *sniff* th' purity of the thwead must be uphewd at aww costs"
kill yourself, keyboard warrior
>>>/tg/

can we just fucking talk about bogies or something

>>42897293
i'm up for talking about bogeys!

>>42897295
i just imagine that they both can give birth to the other if they happen to get twins

>>42897293
I bet Bogies are the most skillful when it comes to handling balls.

>>42897322
thats the type of joke to make their panties drop

>>42897332
Not even a joke, I'd trust her to touch them all she wants.

>>42893919
Thank you anon, you too man. Hope you have a nice day

>>42897402
bogies are also a good choice for anons, they can help you relax

>>42897295
the big squish

>>42894050
Into the cagie forever Anon

>>42894301
Nice anon, do you plan on posting it on AO3?

a funny looking spider in a funny looking web in a funny looing town with a funny feeling in her chest when she looks at the funny looking you

>>42897447
>funny looking you
What am I, Steve Buscemi?

>>42897447
>forgot pic
fuck

>>42897447
Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?

>>42897455
but i don't want to swing on the trapeze

>>42897456
>Anon says while dressed like a clown

>>42897441
Yes though I have to wait until the 18th it said to finally get a account and than I can upload all four parts to there, that I got everything saved in my notes.

>>42897465
you wont have to, you just have to lay down on the center with your pants and dick straight, the bogie spider will show you a cool trick

>>42896248
Lovingly bullying you, making you walk face first into her and grabbing you so you can't pull away

>>42897512
imagine having a bogie and cheshire oneesan

>>42895477
>>42895534
>>42895676
>>42895845
>>42896479

All gurofags need to GTFO of this hugbox with their gore shit and go jerk to more tortured anime girls' guts in their containment threads

>>42897477
Nice, looking forward to seeing it

merce is best snake

>>42897546
>Two big onee-san bullies with magic powers
Oh Lord, too powerful

>>42897634
amazing tho

Should I buy into creepcoin?

>>42897786
nope, never trust them, i only trust in food and weapons, no matter what, people will need them

Marionette doll girls controlled by their own magic, trying to steal your mana in order to move fluidly instead of jankily! I'd imagine they'd be the more broken in places type of gal before they find a husband to actually fix/complete them.

>>42897806
they would be a mix of living doll and bogie, and Their cords can be used to both suck out the magic as well as control their future husband to dance with them and do the horizontal tango

>>42897805
Only trust your fists. Police will never help you.

>>42897842
>talk of wepons and food
>think i would rely on dum cops
do you think, anon

>>42897829
Thinking of a lasso of truth style marionette cord, ala someone being untrue to their feelings has their body taken over by their instinct of wanting to fuck this cute spooky doll by the cords. If I could draw, I'd say it was like a mix between the janky movement of a bubble head nurse, and the design style of the doll from blooodborne. I'd say faceless as well, but it could be interchanged with other doll faces. Not enough spooky girls.

that cat

>>42897865
nah, i think her face should be the same but her limbs should be missing joints, also she should be dressed like royalty or something ir a female jester

>>42894193
More like wouldn't want to pop her like a balloon from the volume.

>>42897987
A joint or two missing so they can do that spirit limb summon would be pretty cool, yeah. As for the outfits, I guess they'd be inspired by something like a puppet play, so royal clothing would work out. Pristine face with cracked body openings showing some kinda dark mana/ bogey stuffing, maybe?

>>42897865
Huh well I think I just got another idea for another part for my Bloodborne crossover story with a living doll going off your idea, that anon would be a person who sells toys and dolls to kids and one day after the corruption happens one of his older dolls he’s kept for a long time never sold reveals she was a living doll the whole time and is now fully charged up do to the Bloodmoon goddess’s energy taking over the city and she will get what she wants and what she wants is (You).

>>42898034
stuffing would be bad, maybe strings or stringy goop that keeps them going or a demonic core, that's made by the doll maker another monster that could fit, who makes living dolls as surrogates daughters or human women she catches, from a barren woman whose corrupted by mamano mana or a woman whose extremely obsessed with having one to the point of absolute delelrium

Have you prayed today?

>>42898081
i do everyday with my holy ophanim bogie wife, Maribelle

>>42898078
Freaky goop, marionette strings, cracked doll, royal clothing (could be ripped/ dirty for extra spook factor), pretty good brainstorming for something on a whim

>>42898091
she needs a hidden control bar if manipulated is like touching her very being which means you are playing with her clit

>>42898102
Probably on the back or neck, somewhere that ones hands would go during the possessed sex, maybe no two marionettes are the same? A secret exclusive only to the doll and husband

>>42898102
clockwork key in the back

>>42898129
that is perfect
>>42898130
she isnt a windup soldier anon, it aint Christmas anymore

>>42898130
Clockwork style automatons are an entire different monster, also a rigid style of girl, but I can't just double dip and present the same monster but metal. Cum powered steam engines do sound funny though

>>42890345
How do you translate with it? Just copypaste jap text and tell it to translate?

>>42898081
Every day I pray for nukes.

>>42898157
i'd imagine she'd be dressed like a noble knight of the 17th century with all the frills like the noble knight set you find in cainhurst castle

>>42898168
Based, same

>>42897906
she looks like she fucks shotas

>>42898183
I'd imagine they'd make more deliberate movements, like they were programmed with a certain set of actions in mind like a Clockwork toy. Very pistony style of movement, like a well timed march. Lotta gear grinding during sex, until they all snap to in a new configuration, alongside an accompanying personality change, leading to rapid, but still deliberate style hip jackhammering.

>>42898201
but i'd feel like they would have some serious haughtiness to them

>>42893878
Ik they mostly rape men, but i feel lie some of them actually wanna cuddle and be loved on, and i would love to do that. Sadly it is a fantasy.

>>42898205
Ivory/brass type automaton body casing, then, with nobler style metals/material the more high ranking they are. Still have the fleisher style of parts where it matters though. Perhaps they get more elaborate/ articulate ala the atomic heart ballerinas the higher rank they are?

>>42898207
no no no you got it all wrong - they both rape you and cuddle and want to be loved on, you get both the lewd and the cute, both the fuck and the hug, it's love baby
L-O-V-E

>>42898207
A hellhound won't rape you more than half the day.
The other half can be spent on cuddling, going on an adventure or whatever else you enjoy.

>>42898224
no, what i meant by that they act like old nobles since they were made first before the modern automaton that aren't windup also they would end up more and more human yet still doll like. as well as being way more ornate, kinda like rococo and baroque overdecoration

You wouldn't a plant.

>>42898285
Ah, like an old warriors noble caste, looking down on the new ways as uncivilized/ having no class? Like their style was made with more care/ handmade instead of mass produced/factory style.

>>42898298
Watermelon juice dispensers

>>42898300
thats exactly what im thinking of, handmade, precise intricate german perfectionism incarnate. Imagine a mass producted automaton meaning her great great great grand aunt, Madame Seelenlos of the clocktower order

Living dolls are tired of being ignored

>>42898207
I want to cuddle and watch a horror movie with my big hound wife and feel her hug me tighter during the scary parts.

>>42898338
not my fault their pale pearl-like tits aren't brazenly on display like most monsters, I'd think they were just background pieces

>>42898298
As a young teenager, I always felt strongly attracted to pic related.
I'm sure a few other anons in this thread have enjoyed plants since an early age.

>>42898339
The frecklehound is just too powerful, a gentle natured rape monster. So embarrassed and loving while she pushes you down on the bed.

>>42898338
I'd play with a tomboyish Living Action Figure.

>>42895726
buy corn

>>42898338
Nope
that is a vtuber, not just a vtuber, but a male one

>>42898381
>I'm sorry, but you're too hot!
Last words anon heard before losing his virginity in a 3 hours rape.

>>42895726
Speak at length about all the sorts of monsters you want to fuck.
She'll already be harembuilding in her mind before you're even done speaking.

>>42896319
No u.

It'd sure be embarrassing to run into a living doll that's even taller than you haha

>>42898481
Dog style automata don't beg to be praised, they demand to be praised

>>42898510
Lmao midget.

>>42898543
But she's 6 feet tall

We need good Amazoness art.

>>42898510
Tall enough to lift her dress and trap you between her clothes and drooling snatch in a secluded area?

Does the anon who mentioned the AI to translate stories plan on doing some large translations and sharing them?

>>42893878

>>42898207
i like the bunyip style where they're apologizing and crying the whole time they're raping you and you have to comfort them and tell them it's okay

Hope you like Danukis cause that's what I got this time

>>42898571
Sounds terrible, really hope that doesn't happen to me haha. Where do you find these kinds of dolls? I just want to know so I don't accidentally run into one of them, of course.

>>42898616
Never liked the weird leg warmer thing danukis got, but gyaru danukis is a match made in heaven

>>42898616
>delinquent Danuki forcibly sits you down and teaches you how to make money on the stock market

>>42898633
Surely you wouldn't stray far from the tour group in a wights old mansion and stumble into a mysteriously unlocked room styled as an elaborate victorian tea room, would you?

I will not marry and impregnate a monster. Nope, won't do it. Can't make me.

>>42898616
fatnuki needs to diet

>>42896772
Now is she the kind of girl who just douses everything in hot sauce to the point where you can only taste hot sauce? Or does she actually care about how the food tastes, but just adds extra peppers on her burgers?

How different would the monster girl genre be if Monmusu got a second anime season back when everyone was asking for it?
Seems like everything from MGE to eroges slowed down since then. No other monster girl anime brought life to the genre either.

>>42898670
not much

>>42898670
I doubt it would change anything for mge since doesn't tie stuff to mm or hype stuff

Bullying an imp by looking at the human women passing by while she tries to charm me! Watching her bawl her eyes out at the local succubar because she has no sex appeal!

Did you hear about the ratatoskr that was sent to mindflayer camp? She must've been a real nutjob.

>>42898668
Depends on the food and the mood, a good burger doesn't need anything but tony chacheries and pepperjack cheese for a little kick of heat and flavor. But fried chicken needs lots of heat so extra spicy buffalo would be the way to go, but every once in a while somethings need ghost peppers and lousiana french fries.

>>42898784
If you suspect that your vampire mistress is sick, listen through the door and check if she's coffin.

>>42897293
Convert half of all monsters to Bogie hybrids
Convert the other half of all monsters to Bogey hybrids

>>42898784
>>42898808
Anons who enjoy bad puns get got by big bogies.

>>42898512
>Low Power. I require headpat charging to continue

Siren mumble rapper.

>>42898889
>She’s got her husband’s cock in her mouth when she sings most of the time

>>42898366
Plant ladies were my thing when I was younger, but it was more in the vein of pokemon since I hadn’t discovered monstergirls yet

>>42898917
Pokemon? That's surprising.
Digimon is the series that tries to get you to fuck plants (and angels.)

>>42898741
Commissioner Cupid of the Love Police is not going to be happy when she hears about what you've done...

>>42896479
Ancient Evil Foxes needed extra heavy mana to complete the DL transformation.
Makes sense.
Scenario: A certain Fox sealed in a famous zipangese rock was insulated from the transformative effect by the solid granite and the heavy sealing.
Then the rock splits...
>be Anon
>touristing at historic sealed-fox-rock
>rock splits
>"Ah, worthless human, I desire to eat your tasty organ..."
>Instead of running in terror, Anon just shrugs and unzips his D
>The ancient evil fox stops, wtf?, starts losing her pocket-ramen
>"No, what? Are you some kind of suicidal weirdo..? I meant your liver, you sicko...Oh, now I'm going to tear it out slowly for this insult..."
>Now unprotected by her rock layer, the DL Mana gradually starts to take hold of her
>"...I'm going to eat your... tasty... hard..."
>Anon takes hold of her ears like a motorcycle as the AncientEvilFox begins to 'swallow' his organ and 'tear out' his essence

>Use ChatGPT to Japanese story about a Hornet girl raping a guy
>Halfway through she realizes he's her type and she can't see any other guy
>But she has to take him back to her queen as a husband candidate
>She cries to him not wanting to give him up
Fucking cute! I wish we had more Hornet girl stories in english!

>>42897587
Where's the fun if there isn't a little risk? Besides, it seems like the posts still go back to a happy end where anon doesn't die and has his spooky fox wife.

>>42893878

>>42899053
Jap stories sound fun, simple but fun.

Grant upon me your dorkiest monster

>>42899130
it's dhampir

I have a dark confession to make
I hate portal stories

>>42899130
Gives me slight dork vibes.

>>42899122
It's the fact that they have a more diverse set of girls in their stories that I like. I can have a Loli mershark in one story and a loli Inari in another. It's this that makes Japanese MG stories so great.

I wish there was more POV stuff with loveable idiots. I find it really cute when the girl is giving a big dumb smile because the boy she likes seems to be happy with her paizuri, completely unaware that the (You) are being mindbroken by the nonstop assault of pleasure and will likely become dependent on her tits for the rest of your life.

I nice little snippet of the Japanese Hornet Girl story.


"This is…the queen…"


I was speechless as I looked at the queen in front of me. No matter how you looked at her, she looked like a loli girl who was only 'x' years old. She spoke in a manner befitting a queen, but her childishness was more pronounced.


(If things go wrong, will I have to sleep with this girl…?)


I didn't have a lolicon fetish. I couldn't imagine getting hard with this loli girl. Well, if the queen didn't like me, I could just sleep with Ayame instead.


However, it didn't seem like things were going to go as planned.


"Hmm. I like you! You are indeed my destined one. Perfect for my husband!"

>>42899130
this dork

I want to bully a dorky nerd and then comfort her

>>42899146
wonder if they've got any loli jabberwock, loli tsurara or loli raiju

>>42899142
I like them as short greentext shitposts, but they really turn cringe the longer they get. Main reason why I'm not that hyped for that one bahpfag's upcoming doujin

>>42899178
They have two Raiju loli stories and one Loli Jabberwock story. Do note that these are tagged stories, their could be more in the "various monster Girls" tag.

>>42893878

>>42899290
i want to touch the belly scales

>>42899290
the way that shit bends i wonder if they've ever seen a snake before

>>42899318
If you want to see a snake I got your snake right here *unzips dick*

How to fix Giant Slug?
How to fix Beelzebub?
How to fix Giant Ant?

>>42899354
new art would give them a boost but that's anybody

>>42899354
Sex and marriage

>>42899396
She cute

>>42899396
cute claws

>>42899354
Stick dick in fly queen/princess, turn into milf, problem of being lower bust size solved

>>42899178
>loli jabberwock, loli tsurara
Everything is (even) better with lolis

you are POOR and IRISH

>>42893878

>>42899611
that guy really lives rent free, huh.

>>42899331
that sounds painful unless you’re married to a shog

>>42899611
>>42899684
Man, I post Cait Sith sometimes, and y'all are just making me SAD. You're too weird and broken to be fun to troll.
Touch grass.

I want a mad hatter to talk crazy fuckin' nonsense at me while she nonchalantly pulls my pants off.

>>42899659
eeeeeew

>>42897786
Yeah, your first purchase requires all your personal information, including realtionship status though

>>42898042
Do it, living dolls are neat and need more stories
>>42898338
I like stories that air on the side of horror a bit, they would actually be really good for that. Especially if you add like marionette magic string type stuff

>>42899172
Was about to post her, best girl

>>42897786
Creepcoin ends the Fed
>definitely pump the CCoin
>diamond handholding
>never using withdrawal

>>42899354
Honestly they really just need better art that's about it

>>42899354
Giant slugs need the hermaphrodite option to make a comeback. That's what the people are mad about--no dongs on their slugcubi.

>>42899949
This but unironically

>>42899949
>>42899964
why do you people keep coming here

Take a nap

>>42899949
Alright alp stop ruining and spreading falsehoods about other monster girls because you’re just jealous they get more attention than you do.

>5 years 4 weeks 7 hours 41 minutes 43 seconds ago

would you a noble clockwork automaton from some old empire, a marionette, or a doll making mamano?

>>42899965
Didn’t their threads get deleted or something on /d/ though I haven’t checked and I really don’t want to.

>>42899354
give them ausie accents

>>42900024
Why does my bed have tits

>>42900061
>/d/
Most likely just /v/ tourists "doing a little trolling", lots of them lately

>>42900075
>Anon was raped by his bed for asking too many questions

>>42900075
Don't you want pillows?

>>42900082
Yeah that’s probably true, that we’re still dealing with some of the fallout from that one thread that got taken down a couple days ago on /v/.

Have any of you thought of the possibility that when you see a young man or a boy with a monstergirl harem or has at least three wives minimum. It is a good chance that young man or boy has had a extremely rough childhood and abusive parents, ran away from home and gotten captured and adopted a by a single monstergirl. But after getting captured, the monstergirl and her friends have unanimously agreed to be a harem because such a little boy or poorly developed young man needs more than a mommy, but a new loving and caring family. So that he can have a proper family along with the love, spoiling and even babying he likely never ever got before. And even if such a man will end up being treated and spoiled like a little child, it is still a good thing because monstergirls are taking care of him and is a better outcome than him being a broken man who'd potentially turn to crime and violence if no intervention.

How about that?

>>42900082
>>42900115
Decided to look at /v/ an hour ago and there was an MGQ thread up. Likely also the reason why it's so bad today.

>>42898431
>not just a vtuber, but a male one
IMagine the shock of an incubus dad finding out his daughter watches and fangirls over male vtubers like Vox Akuma.

>>42900148
Fuck off. You have a board for your faggotry.

>>42899151
>loveable idiots
There is no such thing as loveable idiots in MGE. Mamono are smarter, faster, stronger, better than humans in every way.

i just want wurms
>>42900160
then what is a wurm

>>42900160
>>42900163

>>42900136
Pseudo harem incest? Diamonds.

>>42900143
>MGQ
i miss mgq

>>42900177
I don't, MGQ was never good.

>>42900136
i'd be more inclined to think he doesn't know how to keep his dick in his pants when a pretty lady bats her eyes at him
this is why discerning monogamous mamono go for older single gentleman

>>42900174
Stupid bitch broke the damn floorboards she better be paying for that.

Voglio un bel vino-capra dell'Italia!

>>42900188
>wurm leaves a massive natural diamond and looks at you like this

>>42900193
sorry dont speak spaghetti and pasta
and dont you guys always switch sides like a bitch when one side is losing

>>42900186
Nta but I gotta admit I would fuck Ilias and make her into a broodmother.

I wanna upload a translated story about a loli Mershark who saves a guy from killing himself after his mother dies. What pastebin like site should I use?

>>42900186
why are you saying such mean things?

>>42900201
Non sono Italiano... Io solo parlo un' po...

>>42900207
good on you, somebody needs to keep her on a leash.

>>42900187
Did somebody say "pretty lady bat?"

>>42900212
It's fucking true. MGQ was always dogshit made for people with shit taste that liked NTR and vore while playing as one of the most insufferable faggots in video games.

>>42900193
>>42900215
English website, retard

>>42900237
what part of monmusu quest had ntr?

>>42900245
Mermaid you dumb fag.

>>42900245
The married mermaid that fucks you as a reward.

>>42900242
sorry...

>>42900254
>>42900259
wasnt her hurband dead?

>>42900266
>fucking a widow
>ntr
you faggots are unbelievably stupid. get a grip

>>42900266
>wasnt her hurband dead?
No? Are you fucking stupid? If you don't know fuckall about the games why would you open your stupid fucking mouth?

>>42900266
No, he showed up later.

>>42900143
>scrolling through it out of morbid curiousity
>random, completely out of place posts asking about monster boys
ah, so that's where bugboi went

>>42900276
>later
Objectively wrong. You meet him during part 1 when she explains her shotafication fetish and you fuck her in a later part.

>>42900305
I misremembered the order of events, the point still stands.

>>42900270
That's not really NTR, It's still bad though. MGQ is fucked

>>42900266
Guy you're talking to people that autistically enjoy a setting that basically includes Tolkien-esque soul marriage. That's NTR to a lot of people here.

>>42900321
Are you replying to yourself? The actual events of what happened were already posted before. It's absolutely NTR and her husband isn't fucking "dead".

>>42900327
She's not a widow you retarded newnigger. Her husband is well and alive and she's been fucking numerous men behind his back before Luka fucks her.

>>42900075
It's the Eros Ittan-momen bed, guaranteed satisfaction for life. Get in the bed anon

>>42900225
You can really tell she's a mammal.

>>42900327
>Tolkien-esque soul marriage
and that is?

i just want to have be a necRomancer

>>42900334
I never played MGQ because of all the fucked shit, If he is alive it is NTR. If he's not, then it's not NTR. Don't get me wrong though it is very gross and I do not like monster girl quest, literally the only thing I like about it is Alice's design and that's it, and maybe the big titty imp. All my knowledge comes from stuff I read on the wiki or from reading what people say on here, and some vids on pornhub

>>42900327
I mean in a setting like monster girl encyclopedia it would be NTR. Especially since there are so many ways to resurrect your hubby or wife. Soulmate stuff aside

>Anon is stunned!

>>42899183
>Caring about some doujin by a nobody Baphfag
Shiggy digeridoo

>>42900345
>I never played MGQ because of all the fucked shit,
So why budge into a discussion on what actually happened in the games while giving a retard outright lying about what happened legitimacy?

>>42900343
Imagine an undead werecat necromancer, I would never stop calling her a nekomancer

>>42900334
>She's not a widow you retarded newnigger
Okay so he's just regular retarded then. Excuse me for not playing shitheap games like MGQ, fag.
>>42900339
basically that your wife is your wife. That shit's permanent even through death.

> Be you, Anon
> Hanging out on 4mon
> Mostly on han/d/holding
> It's honestly kind of cute
> Sometimes you're tempted to post han/d/s
> But you never figured out how to get all that metadata out of cellphone images
> Too risky
> But maybe someday...

>>42900364
>That shit's permanent even through death.
fuko dah

>>42900365
Post your hand, monster girls would never try to find your IP. Do it anon, just get a VPN if you're so scared. It's not like all the VPNs are owned by Gremlins now or anything

>>42900365
Just do what I do and buy burner phones to send out hand picks

>>42900364
>Excuse me for not playing shitheap games like MGQ
So why open your retarded faggot mouth on a topic you know nothing about while taking passive aggressive jabs at MGE like a fucking woman?

>>42900361
Because I'm a retard who doesn't think sometimes

>>42900388
Fair enough. Sorry for being rude, anon.

>>42900362
Anon, nekomancer is actual school of magic

>>42900365
Just do it monsters are dumb and can't into tech

>>42900385
Because he's wrong either way dipshit. It doesn't matter whether I played your faggy game or not, In any scenario I'm still right. How the fuck am I taking passive aggressive jabs at MGE? I'm literally one of the people that enjoys all this shit. Kill yourself.

>>42900378
>be Anon
>get burner phone
>send /mon/chan unsolicited han/d/ pics
>fingers curled for interlacing
>....
>profit

>>42900409
>acts retarded
>is shown how you're being retarded
>buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm rite!!!!!!!!
Go back to /v/ you retarded simpering third worlder niggerfaggot. The only good thing you'll do in your entire life will be when you finally kick the bucket so nobody has to see your retarded fucking posts

Did you anons ever notice that our gatekeeper defending the thread is the only one to use extremely hostile language?

>>42900423
What the fuck are you even getting mad at? You're sitting here working yourself into a fit because you imagine I was taking passes at something we both enjoy? What is even the point of you flinging shit like this other than being so mad you don't even bother understanding what is going on. Tragic.

>>42900435
>our
You're a parasite. Don't act like you belong here.

>>42900435
this one is particularly weird he's getting into fits over someone who's apparently is a diehard Kc fag

>>42900440
Kill yourself. Do something good for once.