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4289202 No.4289202 [Reply] [Original]

What the hell should I do in this game?

I'm just kind of dicking around, dying a lot and losing cash. What kind of cool things can I do?

>> No.4289232

play a good game

>> No.4289234

Get below -30 karma and ransack an entire town.

By the way, someone asked last time why his/her zombies were producing at a slow rate, it's because the maximum number zombie breedable limit per ranch is 3.

>> No.4289254

Well what would you like to do, OP? Wander through dangerous dungeons? Entertain nobles for hard cash? Do the local's dirty work? Raise a little girl?

>> No.4289277

sell your body

>> No.4289294

What is that?

Because it looks like a gay prostitute version of Zelda 2, only with Cave-Story-grade graphics complete with moonrunes bullshit

>> No.4289323

>>4289294
Elona. It is even in english, newfriend.

>> No.4289345

>>4289294
>Cave-Story-grade graphics

So, good, retro graphics with personality?

>> No.4289600

>gay prostitute
Strangely accurate.

>> No.4289645

raise a bear, then fuck it and produce offspring. Then play as that offspring and capture bees and then fuck them and produce offspring.

>> No.4289732

>>4289202
Become a ten-inch pianist. Seriously being a fairy pianist insures you will never have to worry about gold after you raise your performer skill some. Or a Juere pianist, they're also a good choice for pianist.

Cool things you can do is have sex with practically anyone you can talk to. Eat the corpses of every NPC in the game. Tame a T-rex and ride it. Tame a motorcycle and ride it. Make a harem of any assortment of pets you can get which includes little girls, younger sisters, young ladies, younger catsisters, servants of the Gods, and any monster you can capture or dominate which includes Shub-Nigguraths. Have a small castle full of female servants. Rob adventurers of everything they have while they're drunk. Become a horrible mutant due to ether disease. Become an ideal and perfect being. There's more but this is stuff I can think off the top of my head.

>> No.4289766

>>4289732
You could even be a snail tourist.

>> No.4289840
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4289840

>>4289766
You don't need speed, you just need skill:riding.

>> No.4289862

See /jp/, look at the things you can do with RPG Maker

>> No.4289864

>>4289732
Sounds like Scribblenauts only gayer.

>> No.4289877

>>4289864
It can be pretty gay if you play it gay. Having sex with Npcs of the same gender is rather easy.

>> No.4289888

>>4289840
rofl at pic

>> No.4289936

>>4289877
>Having sex with Npcs is rather easy.
Fix'd

>> No.4289952

>>4289888
me too

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