/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I really, really love my clown wife !!

pekoーら愛してる

んなああああ

sex with 2010 shion

>>42862630
>>42862631
I give you a challenge, post only lolis for the rest of the thread.

>>42862634
This Hime is quite lewd.

i think pptenshi is the cutest

あくたんかわいい大好き

https://youtu.be/kBfXjNFo3Mo
https://youtu.be/vvGvqbAxp6s
ｼｼﾛﾝﾀﾞｲｽｷｰ！

>>42862640
Correct size.

nice to see so many minecraft autists back at it

>>42862637

I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!

>>42862637

A smile only a mother could love

>>42862645
*chops Towa's banana off*
*forces her to eat it*

I want to be loved by Flare

Can you guys look after my daughter for a while?

>>42862651
sike. it was YOUR banana all along. the pic was just a bit misleading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KwFHUB9yyk
Those who want to masturbate...
.
.
.

gather at Towa

>>42862637

>>42862660
*forces her to eat it, either way*

>>42862661
It's true, she's super lewd in member streams

Sora Love!

do you guys actually watch holos other than your oshi? if so, why?

>>42862673
Other holos are entertaining too and my oshi isn't live 24/7

>>42862673
she's so cute and cool

Haachama won't be coming back will she

>>42862673
I'm DD

>>42862673
I watch other holos when my oshi doesn't stream.

>2023
>still no lapu gf...

Lapuchan has been the best recent hire for Hololive

>>42862680
>>42862686
ah, i guess that's fair.

>>42862673
I only watch Miko

きｔらあああ

Weird seeing grey name EOPs in chat that I have never seen before talking like they’ve been watching her forever

>>42862673
My oshi isn't perfect and I want to hear good singing occasionally

>>42862673
Of course, because I like watching holos

>>42862673
I watch anyone playing good games, I cannot be the only one.

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

Buy Miko's birthday goods! https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/sakuramiko_bd2023
and listen to her new original song Heart Online! https://cover.lnk.to/HeartOnline

Luna defeated Lamy of Zamor

instead of playing the block game at 3am, sakamata should be having sex with me

>>42862694
Lurknitos

>>42862702
That lamy was stick-like but had no boobies...

>>42862703
Lamey...

>>42862637
The blue one was going to post regardless of your request

>>42862706
That Lamy was a war prisoner and magic is stored in the breasts so she wasn't allowed to replenish it to reduce prison break chance

>>42862705
Nah they’re clip watchers just talk about typical clip stuff

>>42862716
One piece swimsuit Lamy is too dangerous for me right now...

What is the point of Lamy's gigantic tits?

Iroha baby

>>42862724
Aesthetics

>>42862724
Helping us avoid prostate cancer, that's how good Lamy is.

What the fuck is Subaru doing in Minecraft at 4am

>>42862738
playing

lmao Sakamata's portal just lead straight to Pekora's frog lamp farm

>>42862699
I have never really watched Kiara's game streams but I watched pretty much all of her GTA5 streams, they were fun. In general I've enjoyed all holos play through GTA5, or however long they go for. I wish Irys and Gura would continue one day their playthroughs.
I can't remember if Flare finished GTA or not. And some other holos I'm sure didn't resume their saves.

>>42862738
Being loud, probably

I can't understand anything Chloe is saying
I think she's literally worse than Luna

>>42862767
Well she's speaking japanese, which you don't understand

>>42862770
everyone else is fine though

>>42862724
What is the point of a camel's back?

>>42862780
Big water jugs for survival in the desert

>>42862780
To be broken by a straw, I think

>finally get home
>sakamata is still streaming nice
>immediately ends stream

んなあああああ

>>42862767
Luna speaks very slowly though

can aqua stop being a non streaming faggot

>>42862783
Go back to work

>>42862783
She must hate you

>>42862783
She is not comfortable with you watching her streams

>>42862673
Yes, but only certain holos utawaku

>>42862673
No, but I do have 11 or so oshi.

*cums on sakamata*

Himewin holy shit please stop being so careful with large enemies

Finally

hime kissed me...

Luna once the stream ends

>>42862827
Yep, I even dodged out of the way

>>42862829
What connection to Luna and Watame have?

>>42862788
She has to work on her VN game

>>42862827
Weird I also got it

>>42862840
connection...hehe.....oh they're about to connect alright....hehe......

>>42862840
Both stream a lot and at the same time period, they smash clams post-stream.

>>42862840
They have a child together

>>42862853
Waruna...

>>42862853
ugly ass nigga

>>42862841
understandable, I can't wait for her to finish so she can start streaming again

Renna Ranni Radahn Rennala Radagon

>>42862827
that was actually for me

Did you enjoy the stream, anons?

Oyasumi Hime for real this time

>>42862876
like always

ごちそうさまでした〜

>>42862876
もちろん！

>>42862868
bravo GRRM bravo

>>42862827
die limey

>>42862844
die spic

ごちそうさまでした〜

where is the greenturd?

sniff

>>42862868
screw that hack martin and his shitty naming convention

>>42862876
Always nanora

>>42862876
Most certainly.

>>42862888
>>42862902
Hey now, Miyazaki likes his Gwyns, Gwyneweres and Gwyndolins too, historically accurate medieval naming autism

>>42862876
Isn't it supposed to be a green coat?

https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1633908521095041024
You heard her, ok?

>>42862910
It's in the laundry

i dont wanna shower....its been three days....but i dont wanna.....

Towa status?

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>>42862911
Sakamata's orcock...

>>42862898
I was watching Luna.

>>42862923
Why not? It takes like 5 minutes tops

>>42862868
Godfrey, Godwyn, Godrick, Rennala, Radagon, Radahn, Rykard, Ranni, Renna, Marika, Morgott, Mogh, Malenia, Miquella, Maliketh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BlBlrwDuGk
Marineschizo, I need your input on this

>>42862932
fuck off

>>42862941
It's shit becuase Marine

>>42862933
water's cold....dont feel like getting up too....i havent even eaten why would i bother just to shower...

Otsunui!

>>42862934
>G.R.R.M
Genius

>>42862944
Shower with warm water, and you don't need to eat before showering, it's not that taxing an activity

>>42862923
Sakamata go to sleep! After a shower.

>>42862944
Why would you shower after eating?

>>42862923
Stinky! Go bathe!

>>42862962
Too big

i've spent literally thousands of hours trying to get la+ cancelled here and you retards continue to be stubborn. i hate you all so fucking much

>>42862969
Sounds to me like you're the retard, wasting that much time on something pointless

SpaceX showing the rocket autist how it's done

>>42862969
I don't believe you, Laplus is doing a good job on her own

>>42862977
botan's makes me feel like i'm about to get mouth-raped by a barbed futa cock

Towa is more of a man than you will ever be

>>42862979
Is that indie horny for rockets watching?

>>42862965
Nonsense, Japanese bathtubs get even bigger than that

>>42862979
More like SpaceSEX lmao

>>42862992
It's all she does

>>42862977
where is aloe?

>>42862985
Right thread.

I'm gonna cum...

>>42862992
only if it's japanese

>>42863006
>shion pantsu
I'm stroking shionyo...

>>42862995
Well I didn't mean the bath tub, but speaking on that topic Chloe is sitting the wrong way around. She can't recline as she is because of the faucet

>>42862991
I want towa to beat me and show me my place.

>>42862991
proof?
bananas dont count i have those too

>>42863009
The indie or the rocket?

Do women get off by doing a bj? Serious question.

>>42862977
>they see your /jp/

>>42862991
I am over 2 meters and 120 kilograms of pure manflesh. How is she more of a man?

>>42863025
>>42863038
https://litter.catbox.moe/rwhvxl.mp4

Just woke up, did I miss the launch already?

>>42863035
Do men?

>>42863035
Yeah their tongue is sensitive like a sexual organ

>>42863042
what the fuck I just came in my pants

>>42863035
Anon gets very horny while doing it to me
the problem is that I don't know if it's a woman or not

>>42863035
They are consensually performing a sexual act, of course they derive sexual pleasure from it.

>>42863042
dont click torture gore porn ip logger

>>42863035
define get off. for me it's more of a pleasuring my partner kinda thing. I'm horny knowing it makes him feel good.

>>42863068
ynbaw

>>42863035
only if they're bj-ing a towa

>>42863068
it's different for lunaitos

>>42863076
Men can give blowjobs too, it's 2023

>>42863068
I've heard that if you dress like anon's oshi, the effect is more potent

>>42863085
A lunaito can't pull off Watame's curves

>>42863035
Sexual arousal is a state of mind, women can cum from getting their shoulders rub.

>>42862988
shut up twa

I don't think anyone has ever crossdressed as my oshi and that bums me out

>>42862977
the faces they make when they see you pull your huge nasty cock out. as you can see the lesbian on top right is very angry about it while the others are questionable

>>42863035
I spent $400 to buy a stroking sex machine and doing oral with it was EXTREMELY arousing. I'm not even gay.

I haven't seen a comment about Polka's fatness for a while

NYA DA YO

I need sex

You've got to admit, Musk might be a retard, his Falcon's self-landing is pretty damn amazing.

>>42863110
Yesterday I read something about Polka and food going hand in hand.

>>42863100
Maybe you need to do more research, my oshi is even more unpopular than Roboco and I've seen a couple of crossdressers out there

how long until you dump the rocket autist? be honest.

For 2023, Gura has more merch than streams

>>42863113
*cums on your forehead*

TOO

>>42862995
>he's still using his crop
Anon you're a fucking faggot.

who was in the wrong here?

>>42863148
every image of lamy should be excluded from the 4MB limit

>>42863035
I was looking at something on the internet that said women feel sexual in all parts of their body compared to men. But men can only feel sexual in their penis, its all concentrated in the dick and very little elsewhere. So women can have sex and feel good all over her body. this is why in the hentai you see them get really wet when they give blowjobs and you can make them orgasm from rubbing the nipples too. this would be impossible with men.

>>42863154
Both of them are retards, so both are wrong

>>42863148
LARGE

>>42863166
bet?

I miss otakmori ;_;

>>42863166
>he can't orgasm from having his chikubi estimulated
NGMI

Remember this?

>>42863123
Two months give or take. I've already left so many indies behind...

I orgasm every time I akasupa my oshi

>>42863166
I'm a guy and I can cum from just my nipples it just takes a long time and I need like a week without fapping

>>42863166
Women get wet the same way men get boners.
A man can get a boner from doing the ol' lickaroo just as much as a woman can get wet from a blowie

>>42863166
pfft.

>>42863186
>>42863177
are you circumsized? I'm mutilated and my dick is numb af. maybe you can orgasm from the nipples because you actually can feel your dick. I've been thinking of getting into anal since my dick can't feel nothing though. its supposed to feel good, no homo

>>42863199
Marine would approve

>>42863186
nipplesanji please

So you guys are telling me that women's body is a whole sexual organ? Like everytime I grope my sis breasts for funsies my I can be sexually arousing her without me even knowing?

>>42863199
What does feeling your dick have to do with nipple stimulation? Is this some acupuncture pressure point shit?

>>42863208
No it's not anon, the other guy is bullshitting.
literally >/hlg/ said tier

I think I would cum just from being touched by a woman tbqh

>>42863208
>Like everytime I grope my sis breasts for funsies
Tell me more..

>>42863208
For women sex is more about the emotions than the physical act. You platonically playing with your sisters tits likely does nothing for her.

>>42863221
Same

>>42863221
pretty much

>>42863213
I mean I can't even imagine an orgasm outside of my dick. I've heard that its possible but its hard to imagine. I would love to try it if its possible

>>42863208
Every part of a girl will be an ero zone after training. Ever wondered why they keep putting vibrators on girls' feet?

>>42863238
No, because I've never seen that happen

>>42863150
What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtnVEXdxXU8&t=6977s

kanata owes me sex

>>42863199
no I'm not circumcised

>>42863249
Not hololive, fuck right off

>You always pick the worst movies. Lets watch Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, please?
what to do?

>>42863258
force flare to watch django unchained

>>42863258
No, we're watching American Psycho again

Dozo

Have sex, incel

>>42863273
There are no incels. Literally everyone with functioning genitals is capable of having sex if they put their minds to it.

>>42863116
>his Falcon's self-landing
>his
He just bought up the NASA engineers that got fired after Ohbummer cut the funding.

>>42863271
Can I have the tights instead?

>>42863116
You say that as if he had any part in it's developement

>>42863258
No I don't think so.

>>42863241
You dont belong on this site

>>42863273
I will when I move to japan and meet my oshi

>>42863300
Because I've not seen vibrators on feet?

>>42863258
we're making a baby to that movie I'm not gonna watch it

why ensharts why

>>42863309
Yes.

>>42863324
That's a shame, I liked it here. Even with all the schizos

>>42863299
this holo owes me sex

if any of you anons are or planning to get on antidepressants, you will most likely get premature ejaculation after you get off of them. it happened to me and now i cant even masturbate for longer than a minute before feeling on edge.

cuz I fucking hate you, that's why

>>42863330
I just won't get depressed

I miss Koyori.

Didn't ask ENshit

>>42863330
Lowered sex drive or outright impotency while taking the meds is much more common a side effect

goodnight /hlg/

Hololive: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the vtuber Luna. Its multi-year mission: to explore strange new streams. To seek out new holos and new games. To boldly go where no vtuber has gone before!

how do i get a sakamata gf?

>>42863341
yeah, that too. my sex drive is non existant, but when i do get a random surge of horniness it tends to not last very long, because of pe. also, im not american so my pp is even more sensitive.

>>42863330
are you circumcised or not? how long did you last before antidepressants?

Why are Americans obsessed with circumcision?

>>42863358
im not as stated in >>42863352
i think i used to last around 3 to 5 minutes before.

>>42863330
Im going to a psychiatrist next month and most likely will be prescribed antidepressants. I already am premature so I'm not affected by that.

>>42863350
nipples too brown

Hololive?

holy shit stop talking about penis and cum

>>42863350
Why do I need to be cautious around her nipples and right leg?

cum this
*creampies your oshi*

>>42863261
Excuse me, where is your license for all that ass?

>>42863362
Imagine being neither a Jew nor a Muslim and circumsizing your kids because..?

>>42863362
Same as with the Imperial system, they fell for the meme a long time ago and can't let go.

>>42863372
but you're my oshi?

>>42863380
oshi this
*cums on your face*

>>42863383
face this
*cums in your oshi*

Nice hololive discussion, I guess that it still is better than erp

>>42863362
imagine not being able to even jerk off because your penis feels like your finger. no sensitivity at all because these fucking jews mutilated you

We hate males here

Everyone starts blogposting around this time.

>>42863208
You can make a women cum by playing with her ears, well, not you, women will only feel disgust from an Anonymous, you get my point.

>>42863389
Akibros...

>>42863388
Discuss this
*cums on you*

Is Luna coupled with Roboco the biggest failure in Hololive? Why did Yagoo even hire her??

Only a star is doing a Capcom Spotlight stream?

Even global has higher quality posts than here nowadays...

my mumei goods should arrive today I'm so excited!

I just came back from peeing and realized that my penis is really fat.
this is ontopic btw

japanese men have foreskins, so i guess my oshi is used to dealing with them

>>42863399
What are you getting hooman bro?

>>42863271
I'm going to cum in it and make her wear it

>>42863330
I think it's cute and wouldn't stop sucking even after you cum prematurely

The only holo streaming is Kaela and its some boring ass minecraft stream. There is no one else live. nothing to talk about besides clips n shit

>>42863403
women love foreskins

>>42863400
Yeah lets go back there and enjoy ourselves

>>42863405
her birthday goods from last year are finally coming it should hopefully be here today

>Koala
>Holo
You will never be tolerated

>>42863360
suppose we have 10 anons and 10 vibrators where would you perss it on

>>42863364
The trick is to not take your prescribed meds, it's that easy. Trust me.

>>42863414
not all do some only want mutilated guys I had a girl who didn't even know what my foreskin was she was confused why there was extra skin

>>42863428
Only brainwashed burgeresses.

>>42863360
am I allowed to masturbate to this?

>>42863427
Aquabro... are you ok?

>>42863423
>kaela
>stream everyday for long hours
>never collabed with male
>when homo came to her stream she banned him

she is an honorary JP if you ask me. the rest of the side branches and even those whores in the main branch should look up to her. All she needs to do is learn nihongo and she would be perfect

I wish I still had foreskin, it looks fun to play with

>>42863408
sorry, but im not gay.

koala holo when?

>>42863431
Why do you need permission?

>>42863437
that's fine we can just use the curtain with a hole in it

>>42863427
I want to tho. I want to get better. Its not like I have a gf that cares about my impotence

>>42863435
>when homo came to her stream she banned him
qrd?

>>42863440
aren't you always supposed to ask your mom for permission before doing something?

if you have to pull out the term "honorary JP" you have already lost

We love Kaela here.

I took antidepressants for like a year and when I stopped, it gave me really bad gastrointestinal issues, would not recommend.

>>42863433
Couldn't be any more ok than that. All I need is my oshi anyway.

several EN members already have their JP pass so they're okay to talk about here

>>42863447
No, not even as a child

Pathetic beggar

>>42863446
Yagoo came in to tell her not to ignore her manager

>>42863448
This expression always makes me think she's scheming something, then I remember it's Aqua I am talking about.

for me it's mumei

>>42863459
FALSE. All of them are filthy whores that collab with males with the exception of: gura, irys, inna. I think thats it. I don't watch EN but I think those are the good ones.

the green and brown hair ones have boyfriends so theyre whores even if they don't collab with the homostars

>>42863457
But she doesn't stream that often anymore...

>>42863448
He's putting Aquacrews in a bad light, you should do something.

Dead hours, time to watch the rocket girl again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmj4jyViO28

You guys are in need of a reminder, OFFICIALLY JP HOLOS:
Kiara
Mori
Kronii
Bae
Irys
Anya

>>42863475
the thread has already agreed to the majority of the EN girls having a JP pass anon get with the times

>>42863468
Her master plan to get Okayu will come to fruition

>>42863481
If the rocket is not 3D printed I am not watching

why globalsharts why

>>42863486
Why does she need more cats?

>>42863493
all holos will eventually be old with 13+ cats

The 15% is getting uppity again.

>>42863475
oh and Kiara is good too. I forgot.

>>42863483
WRONG. mori is a whore, kronii is a whore, bae is a whore, irys is an honorary JP. Anya would be an honorary JP but she keeps collabing with males so she is a god damned whore. I'm dissapointed in anya. I used to like her but she just wont stop collabing with males so she is just another whore now.

>>42863485
this thread has been taken over by normalfags from /vt/, twitter, and reddit. their opinion is worthless. your opinion only matters if you're at least n3 and up. this is why they should make kanji captcha to post so the trash like you gets filtered out

>>42863478
... I know.

>>42863493
Stress relief

*slaps belly*

>>42863506
Then you are not that ok...

Smells like Diet Coke in here...

>>42863481
If I sub to her, it's not going to come up on her screen is it?

>>42863511
*cums on your belly*
What now?

>>42863488
I wonder when's the next launch planned, I like the novelty of it.

>>42863497
Society is more open now so they can just have female partners instead of cats. They won't even be condemned for taking a younger girl.

>>42863511
*belly wobbles for 3 whole days*
God she's fat

>>42863511
Pathetic

>>42863517
*slaps harder*

>>42863502
please do post your N3 certificate. kanja captcha wouldn't filter me I've been studying for 2 years already but that is unfathomable to you apparently.

>>42863435
You forgot that she also needs to be entertaining. If I wanted to watch someone play in practical silence I'd watch a longplay on Youtube.

She's dead to me

>>42863520
get ojou away from that sexual predator...

The next thread will be better.

So it just me or youtube now show 3 videos per row instead of 4?

>>42863522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsOkHWCtjis

Minato Aqua is a monkey.

So far Nene has
built a giant turd and made Towa change her house
stolen from Sakamatard
broken her farm and told her to fix it so that she can steal from her
made Polka kill Koyori
built a hidden room under Kuroe's house
dishonorably lost a fist fight against pensioner (Lui)

>>42863530
I'm gonna chum...

why? ________ why?

>>42863540
>almost 10million views
s-sugoi...

why ENgonorrhea why

>>42863542
Absolute menace to society

>>42863547
All me

Cute Japanese girls are basically just the same thing as cats except you can relieve your pent up sexual frustration on them.

>>42863559
Why would you be sexually frustrated if you had a japanese woman always at hand

>>42863528
You have never seen her.

>>42863559
Anon, they are not real...

okayyyy weirdddd

>>42863559
but I can relieve my pent up sexual frustration on my cat too?

>>42863566
Is she Japanese? No, then she is boring. I could at the very least, reluctantly, understand an EN watcher but how broken does someone have to be to watch ID is beyond me.

>>42863565
Because she has the key to my chastity cage

>>42863581
That's how you get worms in your dick

>>42863559
*relieves pent up sexual frustration on Ayame's feet*

>>42863585
my oshi is ID I don't really understand myself but at some point I fell in love with her. It's been almost 3 years now and I still love her just the same.

>>42863588
I'll just use a condom

>>42863594
Might as well just not have sex at that point

>>42863585
Why would you be talking about things you don't know?

I will never have sex

>>42863513
Me and the voices in my head are definitely ok.

I thing I'm done with youtube... is there any way to change it back to normal?

>>42863607
so many Aquas
can I keep one of them?

I just realized they release both satellites opposite to each other to negate the push force... sugoi.

>>42863606
Not on my watch

>>42863580
Pixelated Lapu

>>42863627
Yes onegai, give me the sex

>>42863565
...Because you're a girl? Context

>>42863435
Also Kaela
>reads superchat as soon as she gets it
>reads normal stream chat out loud

why can't they hire more holo's like her? my oshi won't even read more than my name on a superchat if its not orange or red. Maybe I should open a bank in some poor shithole country so I can give her red supas to read for like 1/4 the price of my own countries currency

Yukihana Lamy
Takane Lui
Baby Don't Stop

>>42863656
*Ramirez
*Rui

>>42863645
kaela is just an autistic gamer. if i wanted to watch those i would watch speedrunners or something.

me and lamy in the bed

>>42863615
Just one then, as a treat.

>>42863681
Thanks, fine gentleman.
I will take good care of her.

>>42863596
I'll use the ultra thins

>>42863620
this luna is for rape

>>42863645
Also Kaela
>speaks in jungle mumbo jumbo

Thanks, but no thanks. You can keep your dog oshi.

>>42863700
where's the one where they try to touch nenes tits?

>>42863634
Dozo, I hope meido is not looking

>no Friday early Koyori stream.
uh, excuse me?

>>42863700
how did the 2hu react to this?

>>42863715

>>42863713
n-nothing changed???

>>42863706
she speaks english most of the time retard. they literally got a SEA translator in chat translating english to SEA language because the SEA people are too poor to donate.

if japan gets any poorer, they're going to start speaking english too to get our western money

Subaru in Kaela's chat

Lamy will never be a feline she will never birth botans litter she will watch as botan fills up an actual feline with her seed.

>>42863713
sex doko...

>>42863728
>>42863645
>>42863435
>>42863669
Incorrect thread sharts, go back
>>42863732
Right thread.

>>42863720
Lamy is not a cat

>>42863739
Lamy is many things

>>42863734
Why did she decapitate Luna?

>>42863695
Don't forget to water her regularly and add nutrients in her soil if you want her to grow strong and healthy.

Amane Kanata owes me, Anonymous Smith, sex

https://streamable.com/4636tk

>>42863742
Lamy is flat?

>>42863724
Every single time I gave Kaela a chance and opened her stream she always ended up going "bik balak dum dum kalog". Every damn time. So fuck you and fuck your dumb oshi.

>>42863736
Based

>>42863715

>>42863748
Sometimes a man passes by my house selling horse manure, do you think that'll help with the growth?