/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42850911
A cat is acquired

yeah sorry i only have wife pics saved.

Choco Kiki.

One of you smoothbrained retards just came into a separate thread outside of your containment general and posted this garbage >>42848955

Please refrain from posting cancer outside of this cancerous general, please. Thank you in advance.

>>42850932
Are you frustrated?

>>42850932
go to bed it's a school night.

>>42850932
Good.Good. let the love flow through you

>>42850932

>>42850911
I want to be a harpy papa

>>42850959
as a harpy papa myself. it's hard work! my two lovely jubblies are always so rebellious.

>>42850974
Cute!
Names?

Silly dragon

>>42850981
one on the left is the youngest, Malina. and the one on the right is the oldest, Milla. they're both goobers, but i love em.

>>42850989
Mind if i turn you into gramps?

>>42850932
Yeah and we have 2hu faggots often spamming Yukari who doesn't fit here at all, fuck off.

>>42850993
Milla is already married, but malina is single. they've already fully grown and have fledged our little bakery.

>>42851009
I'll take her, expect a ton of pink harpy grandkids

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42850930
Chocolate wife, happy life.

I wake up. I have not been consumed by a sandworm. I cry.

Day #7790 of no yeti

>>42851007
Cry about it

>>42851015
i better see a commission of you giving her the D then anon.

Is it reverse-rape if I use manwhore tactics to get a monster in bed but then say I'm too tired for sex?

>>42851113
No, because the sex is still happening.
Your last chance to pivot was hours ago.

>>42851068
I'm tempted, i wouldn't mind a pink flock bapping my shins when i come home

I want to embarrass a gruff, battle-scarred Hellhound by acting all lovey-dovey in public! I'm going to bring her flowers and heart-shaped chocolates and drag her out on super romantic dinner dates!

>>42851126
Monsters can't rape you in the sanctity of your own home.
She'll have to settle with sleeping on the same bed, no cuddles.

>>42851162
The real challenge lies in actually getting her to wear something appropriate for those dates.

>>42851176
Technically true, because it’s not legally considered rape if you first invited them inside.

>>42850932
Complaint examined. Dialtion session adviced.

>>42851162
Don't go to a fancy restaurant though, those don't serve the massive tomahawk steaks she prefers.

>>42851184
Just gift her a frilly dress and tell her that you'd love for her to wear it.

foxes

>>42851208
Sounds like you’re just not going to the right fancy restaurants.
That is, dragon-owned ones.

>>42851238
>Bottom right
Is she one of those crazy Korean foxes who love to eat liver?
I bet she'd be upset whenever you drink alcohol.

>>42851162
Annoying little fucker

>>42850932
>>42851007
Touhou and Monster Girls shouldn't fight, they complement one another. We all like cute girls here right?

>>42851254
Maybe, only one way to find out.

>>42851238
If they are trying to lure a child out of my balls it's working

>>42851273
I'll let her eat my liver but only if she uses fox magic to heal it back afterwards.
And if she agrees to have intense making-out sessions.

>>42851267
vtumour falseflagging

>>42851267
I DO!

>>42851267
Isn't it amazing how /jp/ engages in a constant internal civil war and gets nowhere? It's almost like people with different tastes are just gonna entrench when you attack them, we're still gonna be having these conversations in 2030

I'm sure this fox is mentally stable. Nothing will go wrong if you approach her.

>>42851238

>>42851312
>Barely any clothing, let alone armor
>Carrying a great sword
She has to be somewhat sane, at least she has her priorities straight.

>>42851313
Miko outfits are already top tier.
We should not allow these cunning vixens to rig the system by creating even lewder clothing.

It is now fox hours. During fox hours it is illegal to resist the fox and she has full permission to rape you if you do so.

>>42851387
The fox can rape you, but she can never force you to brush her tails.

>>42851255
"Verily I say unto thee, blessed are the annoying, bubbly Anons for they belong to the toughest and most stoic of monsters."
- Book of Eros 15:3

>>42851126
I don't trust how this big fox is looking at me, she must have some ulterior motive.....

I want to sink into fox's tails.

>>42851465
But what if you walk into mofu then can't find your way back?
It's like a pocket dimension in there sometimes.

surely you wouldn't fall for vulpine trickery, right?

>>42851489
I don't know what you're talking about, but if I see a mofu ball I'm picking it up and bringing it home.

>>42851489
cant you trick them back with fried tofu? maybe pizza works too.

>>42851514

The "l" in "lamia" stands for love.

>>42851532
Those foxes get pretty meaty on fried tofu alone.
Don't introduce them to pizzas and burgers or they'll be a lost cause.

>>42851606
"amia" stands for bondage play

>>42851609
burgers are how you tame the ancient evil foxes though, they cannot resist the MBC (Meat Bread Cheese)

>>42851609
they eat unhealthy and drink a ton. quite a bad company.

>>42851609
>Not keeping your fox slim, fit and in shape with constant sexercise
It's like you dont even love her

can't sleep.

>>42851638
All manner of ancient evils can be defeated by a fat juicy burger: ancient dragons, centuries-old foxes, long in the tooth lamia, doesn't matter, they all lose to the burger date...

>>42851751
There must be hundreds of them by now. All a day away from unleashing some terrible fate upon the world, but as long as we keep them supplied with burg, they'll be distracted.

>>42851778
>huge mechs and superhero teams did not work
>turns out the best way to keep the apocalypse at bay is to provide ancient evils with boyfriends who will regularly take them on burger dates
I imagine this romcom would be a smashing hit at MGC cinemas, especially popular among chunni special snowflake mamono

>>42851778
Hardest part of having an ancient evil wife is stopping her from going apeshit over every mild inconvenience. Last week she started threatening to curse an entire town because the grocery store was out of her favorite cookie brand. I had to practically drag her out of the store kicking and screaming about 'bloodlines' and other nonsense. Took my hidden trump card (slapping her ass) to actually distract her long enough to get out.

>>42851846
>She warps an entire fast food restaurant to her own personal pocket dimension.
>Need to explain to her that they still need to be supplied, she can't just keep the staff hostage as burger slaves.

>>42851606
I am weak to lamias and their long tongues and tails.
>Wraps the two of you together with her tail
>Wraps your tongue with hers
Peak comfiness. They say yetis are the best cuddlers, but I think lamias are instead.
I mean, their tail more or less acts like a body pillow that you can hike your leg up on while you sleep. No fighting and tangling legs up. Plus, there's the added bonus you can rest your genitals on her which she's very much enjoy.

>>42851846
>>42851863
Being the assigned handler/husband for reformed evil monsters seems fun
>have to explain to your ancient vampire countess gf that no, the grocery clerk will not be beheaded for saying "ma'am" instead of using her full, 2 paragraphs long list of titles

>>42851890
>"You dare mock me, mortal? The great countess Priscilla Von Wernar, Dark Mage of the West?"
>Please babe, just pay the cashier already, your coupon expired 3 days ago

>>42851986
>meanwhile the poor clerk just looks at her with a defeated expression
>he took up this part time job to get his pyrow gf something nice, not deal with this shit

>>42851890
Wait until they find out you shit inside the house. They'll think you a barbarian.
Wait until they have to use a public restroom. It'll feel so demeaning for them, never mind the smell and whatever other horrors she may come across if it's a bad one. She'll come out speechless and with the 1000yd stare from the trauma

>>42852003
and then there's this guy who has been working there for years and just rolls his eyes whenever some former world destroyer threatens him with unspeakable horrors
>just nods and smiles as the ancient dragon named "star eater" from the prophecies starts listing out all the tortures he will undergo if he doesn't do something about the terminal rejecting her credit card
>"ma'am, you are inserting your card the wrong way"
>both clerk and her handler look at each other with silent, mutual understanding

>>42850932
Nice d&c falseflag attempt, smoothbrain

I'm into you, kiddo

>>42852246
Fuck I meant "onto you" fuck

>>42852246
>I'm into you, kiddo
Alp sabbath when?

>>42852246
Too late! Yer an alp now, Anony.

>>42852246
>I'm into you, kiddo
Bapho-sama wants to know your location

Stupid sexy cu siths!

The world would be a better place if everyone liked the things I like.
This includes dinogirls and ravenous blowjobs.

>>42852350
>there's no such thing as boy who doesn't like dinosaurs
quote by wise japanese anon

>>42852321
Fuck off

>>42852394
Yet dinosaur monster girls are exceedingly rare...
At least we had that T-Rex girl manga.

>>42852350
I can get behind that. Birds are dinosaurs btw

>>42852394
>t rex great grand aunt
>cockatrice great grand niece
i wonder how they would react to each other

>>42852766
>>42852783
The whole dinosaurs are birds thing is bullshit.
You can't look at dumb scaredy pigeon harpy and tell me she's related to a proud menacing t-rex girl.

>>42852800
jubjubs are pretty close to velociraptors
we're screwed once they figure out how to open doors

>>42852800
It's all in the toes and feet

>>42852800
so the trexes would try any amount of excues to pretend her cockatrice niece aint hers, thats sad

>>42852810
meiya can open doors! yes, even the twisty ones.

>>42852834
an ominous portent

>>42852828
>She tries to pretend they're not related
>Can't help but play with her, shower with gifts and baked sweets

>>42852935
I see those slime girls have been reading all the posts complaining that KC won't do a multiarms species.

>>42852925
>hears of a boy getting close to her niece
>gets extremely overprotective of her
>Shes jealous beyond belief and thinks she deserves the best of the best
>Actually melts when she meets little anon

>>42850911
Big cats for big breeding.

>>42853061
Unending bellyrubs for this kot

>>42852817
I crave harpy hugging

>>42853061
Don't waste the image limit with this spaghetti fingers AI garbage.

>>42852817
and huge eggs

>>42853082
I'm gonna steal a dino's egg and run away like a coward when she tries to get it back.

>>42853100
Land Before Time 2 intensifies

>>42853100
okay but you have the fertilize the next batch

>>42853082
>tfw you wake up in prehistoric MGE as a newborn
>Being adopted by a dinogirl
>your breakfast consists of milk and eggs

>>42853112

>>42851864
Must’ve been the wind.

>>42853142
i think an important part of being a guard is knowing you're not paid enough to deal with this shit and purposefully overlook things

hey your angel aunt lucy is coming over to the house anon

>>42853169
>be palace guard for Pharaoh
>see Apophis slithering into the palace wearing a cardboard box
>well whatever
>regime changes
>be palace guard for Apophis
>see Pharaoh sneaking into the palace in a reed basket
>well whatever

>>42853213
>has it been three weeks already?

>>42853112
>>42853139
Reptiles with soft thighs who can lay big eggs are the best.

>>42853169
It’s the key difference between a guard who still has their job in ten years time, and one who vanishes into the criminal underworld because they just had to poke around and saw too much.
>Are ya gonna be a clever kid or a wise one?

>>42853291
imma steal the tanuki crime boss

>>42853296
She's heavy.

>>42853441
and? i will steal her instead of all her money since in my eyes shes worth more than all the wealth she has

I can see the appeal of centaurs after reading that one doujinshi where they were leading a black sunday/mass

>>42853457
I mean you can't carry her with those noodle arms of yours.

>>42853475
anon, I can lift her, imma be her biscuit olivia to her maria

>>42853475
I will hang myself then

>>42853493
drink wurm milk

>>42853475
It's all about the legwork.

>>42853475
I work out so I can bridal carry my 8ft wife

>>42853475
thats why i took 400 raging dshhrromsa

>>42853560
Then you'd just do her on the spot and not even want to carry her anywhere.

>>42852321
I would
Dogs > Cats

>>42853560
anon, I think those were hallucinogenic mushrooms

>>42853748
i can see the smell of fertility, i can hear the image of that large tanuki and the veil is peeling back, teh voices are telling me to take her and be wed to her

do you like beelzebubs?

>>42853986
nah, outta of all bugs i like the ookumade

>>42853986
I don't specifically dislike them.

>>42853986
A little, out of weakness to royalty presenting types

>>42853986
They are the big fat smelly Obasan monsters

I got a virus on my computer and now anything I look up just redirects to pictures of my hebi neighbor. How do I fix it?

>>42851986
Every time I read something like this I imagine the scene in No Country for Old Men where the trailer park clerk tells off Anton Chigurh

>>42854219
You should ask your hebi neighbor for help. I'm sure she would love to help you. Hebis are super kind and helpful, so even if you go over while she's sunbathing topless in the backyard it won't be a problem. She could also give you advice on how to care for those dying boxwoods in front of your house.

>>42853986
Not at all. I'm neutral on khepri and like mantises, papillon and sandworms, but most of the bug types just don't do it for me.

>>42854219
Replace the files in System32 with the files from a folder called SystemSuccu. Google it, solves every virus.

>>42854219
Download KiKleaner
It'll leave your computer 100% virus free.
Some claim ShogWare is more effective but it leads to some weird glitches.

>>42854219
Just let your hebi neighbor in to your house and everything will be fine.

>>42851293
People here fight a lot because a lot of people are sad so it makes them kind of miserable and confrontational, they are in need of correction

(MGE Bloodborne)
>This all takes place in a small city called Yharnam that is located on the outskirts of Order territory
>The moon presence aka the bloodmoon goddess is the goddess of the Sabbath, she is some type of lovecraftian loli like being of otherworldly power
>Human males would become Hentai monsters from drinking the essence of the bloodmoon goddess and will only want to copulate with Mamonos
>The transfigured human males would be able to go in and out of these monstrous forms similar to chaos incubi that live in the abyss with their monster wives.
>The Bloodmoon Goddess’s essence is secretly her titty milk and is sold like holstaur milk
>If human females drink the essence of the bloodmoon goddess they will become mamono instantly and will seek out a human man to be with and claim him as her husband.
>The most common monster girls you would come across in Yharnam are beast girls like werewolves and hellhounds do to the bloodmoon goddess having a soft spot for their kind
>The so called Hunters that help around the city are just human men searching for that specific type of monster girl to marry and be with for the rest of their lives
>Undead demon realm beasts would be a thing in the city too after the bloodmoon goddess’s energy takes over the whole city completely
>That the whole city would be filled with lovecraftian beings full of lewdness and weirdness

>>42851416
Silly Anon, once she has her way with you you'll be a hopeless mofu addict. You'll probably beg her to brush her tails

>>42854447
I'd assume she'd have a hags body and sees everyone there as her kids
also the insight is that the more demon energy you are immersed in and take into your body, the more veils of reality reveal themselves to you.
Yharnam will look somewhat normal just with beast girls running around but that cafe tou were in, was a cafe and an orgy at the same times

>>42854447
Infinitely better than the crap on AO3

The strongest power word you can use against a mamano: "Ew."

>>42854473
She can shapeshift into a hag if she wants too which is her true form rather than the loli form most people see her in, that the loli form is just a calm form she takes on.

>>42854491
also i'd feel like she want to adopt a amn as her child as well as the others like the other old ones that live in yharnam

I'll never forgive KC for not giving vampires wings or hypnosis, it's a sin I tell ya

>>42854487
Anon they can tell if you're lying, that would only making them more smug and rapey, hell they'd bully you more during it

>>42854521
Yes please.

>>42854521
good, dab on the miseryfags

>>42854453
Only a man predisposed to become a mofu addict would lose himself in fluff after just one little rape.

>>42854514
They do have wings and I just headcanon in the hypnosis because that's my fetish.

>>42854514
>6) Is vampire's cape her succubus wings?
>Yes, they can be be appeared or vanished at will. However, they are different in nature, and Vampire normally vanishes the wing unlike succubus. The wings in illustration of the profile is shaped like mantle, but they can be also shaped like bat wings.

>>42854514
Do they even have wings in the classic western canon?

>>42854572
Vampire wings have evolved to be another tool to drain humans. While they may appear to be thin and feeble, they are more than strong enough to ensnare a man and keep him trapped while she drains him.

>Durr cringe, durr bringe, cringe. Is that all you shitposting fucks can say? Durr based based based, cringe cringe, based based cringe cringe cringe based cringe. I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum full of dementia-ridden old people, who can do nothing but repeat the same fucking 3 words on loop like a fucking broken record. Cringe cringe cringe cringe. cringe based based, onions onions snoy, onions LOL onions, cringe Boomer, le Zoomer I am Boomer, no zoom zoom zoomies, zoomer going zoomies-ARRRAGH I fucking hate the internet so god damn much. Fuck. Shitposting honest to god fucking hope your mother chokes on her own feces in hell. You cocksucker. But ohhh, I know my post is cringe, isn't it? Cringe cringe cringey cringe based cringe based Reddit cringe based cringe zoom cringe onions Reddit based based AAAAAAAA

>>42854478
Thank you I try, that I know grimshit doesn’t belong in MGE the setting isn’t for that, weird lewd hijinks are completely welcomed though shit Wonderland is full of that.

Some more taco cat

>>42854620
Your cat is going to get fat.

>>42854487
>>42854521

>"'I'm sorry, I can't make out with you... Zanzibart would never forgive me..."
>she spends entire days on searching who Zanzibart is

>>42854635
Only if they don't exercise!

>>42854635
You say that like its a bad thing.

kiki that calls you "sillt masta"

>>42854620
Me gusta

>>42854584
>classic western canon
What is the "classic western canon"?
The vampires from south slavic europe where the term originated?
Other legends of blood-drinking zombies later called vampire as it became a umbrella term?
Bram Stoker's Dracula and its derivatives?

>>42854643
>no longer goes on raids since she has a husband
>eats a ton of her husband's cooking
>calories from empanadas: 4000
>calories burnt fucking Anon: 2300
The numbers don't add up, chief. She's going to need to do some stair runs up and down the temple.

>>42854644
Jabberwock lover detected.

>>42854651
>which always ends in the painful death of the "husband"
why did you even post this shit here

>>42854673
and thats so bad? now leave me and my chubby taco cat alone

>>42854658
I consider Dracula the classic canon for fantasy vampires; the various slav legends mixes a lot of stuff together if i remember well, with vampires sometimes more similar to ghouls and lesser demons than the Dracula image.

>>42854714
Probably got summoned when I mentioned grimshit lmao.

Something I'm curious about

>>42854514
Why wings?

>>42854776
What? what are you curious about.

>>42854787
Was the shirt meme from here or did it come from something else?

>>42854719
That jaguar is going to turn into a drag-uar lmao.

>>42853467
I can see the appeal of centaurs after realising that due to their body they probably have the biggest boobs out there minus cows.

>>42854804
If you mean these, local drawfag used to make them.

>>42854606
Gosh I wanna be rape corrected for my low effort shitposts

>>42854840
The last thing you want to find in the back of a white van

>>42842104
Anon you can't just bail on us like that

>>42854840
Is there an archive for these somewhere?

>>42854914
There was

Ads for pads for women pissing themselves are so common. I hope monsters don't do that.

>>42854914
I remembered there was this gallery that I found after checking warosu, but it's incomplete cause it's missing this one and I don't remember what else.
https://imgbox.com/g/f2XnEVD93F

>>42854942
how do they have such poor control over their bladders

>>42854959
Sabbath fanshirts??

>>42854965
weak kegel muscle

>>42854584
Personally I always envisioned them as either bat wings or shadow magic-like bat wings. Kind of like Lords of Shadow 2 actually

>>42854572
I knew they could use the cape as wings but I thought it was just like a glider type of thing

How do Golems make Essence Supplement?

>>42854606
Do you think Chesh would be turned on by shitty low effort bait or angry, or both?

>>42854612
Keep at it, I feel bad that crossover stuff has basically been ruined by those grimshits

>>42855017
Always assumed they milked someone and removed their mana signature or something.

I love wisps, but they are scary gals

>>42855054
Get in the cage, wagie

>>42855069
It's not so bad. You get sex whenever you want and there is a free snack fridge.

>>42855054
>Ghost anon on the run from his yandere wisp stalker

>>42855069
two souls locked together, forever. undead mm are the most romantic ones.

>>42855085
How do you escape from a yandere wisp wife?

>>42855069
She can't make me, she's just a wisp it's not like she's physically strong or anything

>>42855099
You don’t eventually she will catch up to you.

>>42855099
You run into the cage and ask her to never let you leave, reverse psychology works every time

>>42855079
>Snack fridge
What kind of snacks would an undead spirit want?

I will only accept a wisp if she's a loli

>>42855127
The only wisps that would make me leave the salt circle

>>42855085
>You just died alone and sad
>You see a bright blue light, but instead of going towards it, it's coming towards you
>You see a beautiful but half crazed looking woman in the blue light surrounded by blue fire
>You try run but she grabs you the second you turn your back to her
>In a flash you're thrown into a cage with her as she drools yelling about how she finally found her soulmate and how you'll be together forever
Terrifying yet romantic in a way

I'm trying to think of the most terrifying girls that could go Yandere, I wanna say Lilims would be the most terrifying. Them or flayers or shogs

>>42855127
Loli wisp has very sad implications

>>42855157
Any of the top power level monsters, really.
A lilim or a baphomet would be absolutely terrifying as there would be very little you or anyone else could do to stop them

>>42855166
I need yandere Baph-chan

>>42855166
Power wanking ruins every setting yet the japanese love it.

>>42855180
I mean it is a d&d style world so yeah power wank is kind of inevitable in that type of setting. Although because of how demonic energy works a green worm who's horny enough and determined enough could end up surpassing the demon Lord and becoming like a god or something which is really funny

>>42855166
Yeah like imagine just being stalked by them, as they corrupt everything around them in an attempt to get you. Fucking hot

>>42855180
Powerlevels got in the moment you introduced ways to surpass regular human limits.
Baphomets and lilims in particular are top of the top tier, both magically and physically

>>42855157
Tentacle. You know why.

>>42855162
Indeed it does. Actually, any undead loli has sad implications.

>>42855197
>Extremely powerful shog is so obsessed with you she alters the very fabric of reality just to have sex with you

>>42850911

>>42855201
Didn't Druella fail the original invasion of lescatie? Regardless of that hard to verify bit of thread lore the book still called lescatie a real danger. The real powerlevels problem came KC started saying the top tier monsters could crush the order whenever they felt like it.

>>42855257
Beat as in they would actually have to fight in the regular, non-sexy way?
Also I guess the powerlevels are a bit like in world of darkness. A top tier super powered monster could definitely take on 50 enemies at the same time but they would most likely die too

>>42855257
>Didn't Druella fail the original invasion of lescatie?
IIRC that was another kingdom she tried to take over.

>>42855257
Wasn’t the whole deal with that subject was because the heroes are so good hearted that after seeing the monsters they were fighting against aren’t the blood thirsty monsters of old they kinda gave up and married the monsters rather than anything to do with power levels, where there was no point since they weren’t fighting a great monstrous evil.

>>42855219
Only in some cases, since it's possible to fuck even undead girls enough to impregnate them.

>>42855295
she tried the front door and that didn't go so good so she opted for subterfuge

Marrying a hag but you like lolis so the hag slowly lolifies into a loli
Her hips will still be criminally wide

>>42855297
That and Druella helped them realize what they really want and gave them the ability to pursue it

>>42855297
Yes and that's probably still mostly the case. That was original lore, Druella stuff was his corruption phase, and now we are in a very vanilla soulmate phase with monster opposition written out via making monsters super powerful. I am not sure but I got the impression in the early stuff that heroes and uncorrupted angels could mostly challenge top tier monsters while the rank and file of both sides were evenly matched. Then you have the gods who were on their own level. It was all very lined up with how D&D was. Nobody was really dying on either side, but there were still actual sides.

>>42855326
chubby p'orc loli.

>>42855257
monsters want to minimize losses on both sides so i could easily see them withdrawing instead of applying brute force

>>42855314
That part I did remember. Whether it was Lescatie or somewhere else, she just threw everything at it and failed miserably; when it came to actual conquest of Lescatie, she played it smart. Which makes it sillier when she's smeared as having taken over Lescatie with just brute force.

>>42855233
Actually a really good portal story

>>42855343
>Tubby H'orc loli and her loli gang of p'orcs
Truly a ferocious warband.

>>42855157
>implying Shogs aren't already
>>42855189
Fuck the system, retake the power.

>>42855381
So Kunekune Orcs. (the Kunekune is the smallest pig in the world.)

>>42855344
Perhaps the word crush was wrong but the Order wasn't total punching bag status is exists as now.

>>42855415
it was hero central. if not the strongest place to counter monsters, it had to be a front runner.

>>42855401
>"He he, yah better give up Anon or me 'n the girls are gonna do something nasty."
>"Yeah! We're gonna put burning dog doo on your doorstep!"
>"Or Egg your house!"
>"Or leave a sappy love letter in your mail!"
>"....."
>"A-as a joke of c-course! Yeah...."

>>42850911
>Let me in!!
>Why?
>So I can save you
>Save me from what?
>From what I’ll do to you if you don’t let me in

Funny how futa on male is completely OK and even canon compliant

>>42855497
Even scat isn't banned, doesn't mean we have to talk about it here

>>42855475
She breaks that door she's paying for it

>>42855475
Jeanne Paulinette II raped little shotas

>>42855157
Ryu
See everyone expects shogs to be yandere. When a ryu gets aggressive you don't know what to do about it.

>>42855497
If it isn’t in the books or there’s no canon images to it than it isn’t canon to me.

>>42855520
>>42855548
That's fine by me, was more or less just pondering.

>>42855525
>elf break in, crazed look in her eyes
>anon plainly states how much that door cost to buy and install
>mood killed

>>42855497
it's canon in the 'yeah if you're into that you can get a potion for it'. you're wife loves you and will probably indulge any kinks you have irregardless, doesn't mean they're a featured part of the setting

>>42855475
What's she gonna do huh? I got trouble bolt locks and wards up, she can't get in

>>42855554
Defending myself against rape via stern looks and my Anubis-level autism!

>>42855565
That's not going to work against a yan Anubis anon, better place Lego sets around as traps for her

>>42855251
cute

>>42855574
Eros will not permit anything to happen if the mood isn't right

>>42854090
The NEETs of the ancient evil world.

>>42855574
I like how this trick can either be innocent by leaving them in the boxes or cruel by having all the bricks scattered around Home Alone-style

>>42855497
so is then male in futa.

>Cats, whether monstrous or animal, shall not be abused, excepting cases in which it is part of the mating process.
Kinky.

>>42855589
does the rice-counting vampire trick actually work against 'tismodogs?

>>42855558
>you're wife loves you and will probably indulge any kinks you have
Yeah but I feel bad for being into weird stuff

>>42855619
>Spray some water on your chesh after she wasted food for a terrible joke
>Cursed for 3 days for cat abuse
>Put your chesh in rear naked choke while demolishing her asshole
>100% approved by the feline deity

>>42855624
Only if you both argue about how many rice there is and she has to prove you wrong

>>42855589
>Making your future wife step on Legos
You're gonna have to make it up her later Anon

>>42855558
>Anon and waifu at Tanuki potion shop
>Futa potion
>'just curious, for an experiment...'
>waifu futas
>pegs Anon
>Anon likes it
>Anon Alps
>waifu now has no Anon
>...and then MGC voted for a Lilim, for no reason...

>>42855628
Absurd. Prepare to be embraced and loved for your oddities.

P'orcs are disgusting pigs

>>42855539
Oh nooo she's gonna make it rain a bunch
Water wurms aint nothing to be afraid of

>>42855647
One paw massage and everything is forgiven

>>42855637
Well yeah chesh wanted that correction, you're only encouraging her anon.
I actually forgot what the baset curse does

>>42855497
Vore is canon too.

>>42855658
Anon alping for his monster futa waifu would probably end with Anon being some really weird not-alp

>>42855682
Yeah, with one monster, the sandworm, being built around it

>>42855682
Well yeah, sandworms are a very obvious example

>>42855658
FAKE! married men can't alp.

>>42855689
He wouldn't alp, he might feminize depending on his wife and his preference. She wouldn't marry him because they would smell the alp on him

>>42855659
N-no she can't find out about my handholding fetish

>>42855703
>Anon turns into a fat assed femboy thanks to his monster wife really liking the futa potions

>>42855659
I am built for chaos girls.

>>42855711
Demons extracting confessions about the fetishes their husbands have but are too embarrassed to share with their wives is my fetish

>>42855665
>cant handle the p'orcs

stop being a shotababubaby and man up.

>>42850911

>>42855733
>implying shotas aren't built for p'orcs

>>42855734
i could go for a gyro rn tbqh

>>42855733
They stink. They're dumb. And they cause problems.

I say we ban p'orcs forever

>>42855752
Last words of a man minutes from getting p'orc'd

>>42855725
>extracting confessions about the fetishes their husbands
Wouldn’t Ratas do the same thing and give out information about certain men’s fetishes to monster girls who are after those specific men, Ratas are truly menaces to society.

>>42855665
2D Pig Delicious

>>42855734
I want to meet a gamer Anubis at a barcade

>>42855699
Closet-Alp hands swished this post.

>pegged Anon Alps
>desperate waifu ties Alp down and forcefeeds it Futa potions to try to reverse
>Tanuki Guild declares local merchant found beaten senseless in alley as 'anudda hatecrime'

>>42855752
there's no bad h/p'orc, just WEAK owners.

>>42855763
Meant to put have at the end of the green text there my bad.

>>42855777
>Anon alps due to his futa monster wife constantly railing him
>Spirit mana generation doesn't die off because he was already an incubus
Alpcubus was born

>>42855760
My dormouse wife will protect me

>>42855801
classic plot of an extremely popular cucquean doujin circulating /human/ rn
I heard the sidhe who wrote the Human Boy Encyclopedia is getting all up in arms about it

>>42855769
Anubis and Hellhound rivalry? I wonder how that happened.

>>42855820
I HATE KEKOLDS I HATE KEKOLDS I HATE KEKOLDS

>>42855820
>>>/out/

I see that after the attempts to pull the thread into the waifufag drama failed, the new rage among the trolls is futashit.

>>42855857
I clicked on that link and the first thing I saw was a bear and I just remembered the werebear, which I guess kinda a forgotten girl at this point since I don’t hear her get talked about anymore.

>>42855883
Waifufag drama? I don't think that happened

>>42854836
They're also just good girls in lots of media depicting them. The MGE even eliminates their greatest weakness so long as you like or at least don't mind a height difference.

>>42855574
Too much work, I'm just using them as caltrops. If I'm lucky she may also stop to pick them up to count and/or sort them.

>>42855891
No one wants sticky paws on them

I hope they have cute romcoms on the other side of the portals too.

>>42855909
Lmao true those girls need to have better table manners.

>>42855904
you WILL fuck the horsepussy, you WILL like it

>>42855902
I think he might be talking about the touhou stuff or if not that the chaos girls maybe?, not sure.

>>42855949
aw. poor ms. alp.

>>42855719
You certainly will be after you incubize

>>42855949
But it's not gay to fuck an alp

>>42855927
don't ask why the statistics of centaur husbands passing out is so high before they're done fully incubizing, or why their body weight increases by a few pounds even when their actual build/visible muscle mass stays the same

>>42855970
The main customers for Futa-potions are Alps
>no real Anons want to fuck Alps
>any Anons that want to fuck Alps have already become Alps
>Alps have to pair off and take turns being the Futa-Alp to fuck each other
>Futa-Alps 'incubise' by growing an adams-apple throat and a 5oclock shadow
>YWNBAM(amono)

Gives me Monika vibes, Which I just got to say Only Shogika, No? okay I’ll see myself out.

>>42855970
Yes, but it's gay to be fucked by one

>>42855927
>Anons fuck the Hosspussy
>Anons incubize to the Hosscock
>problemsolved

>>42856002
Trannyposting needs to stop

>>42855734
>Anubjazeera
Lmao

>>42856002
heh

>>42855927
>you WILL fuck the horsepussy, you WILL like it
Yes I will

fuck off about the futa, i dont want to hear it
all i want to talk about scary angels

Reminder that the ancient evil fairy was sealed for a reason and you should not let her out of the jar.

>>42856020
Sorry but I already opened the jar

>>42856020
I'm going to use their jar for cum storage

>>42855969
Based, it has always been my dream to share a big blanket/coat with my monster wife while I go down on her.

>>42856018
Scary angel not so scary after being tamed with sweets.

https://files.catbox.moe/jhhl8r.jpg
tentapussy erotic
I wanna stick my dick in tentapussy and have it fondle my balls at the same time.

>>42856018
We have (probably) talked enough about futas (for now) so we can talk about something else
Like how scary monsters make me stiff

>>42856028
Fool! No chair will be un-thumbtacked! No salt shaker lid will be fully tightened! No door will not have a bucket of water placed over it! Every box of snacks will be returned to the pantry with only a single bite left, so that you always underestimate how much you need to buy when you go to the store! All the windows in the house will be opened to raise your electric bills! Sinks will be left to drip! Hot water will be exhausted just before you take your shower! This is the life you chose.

>>42856020
Gonna open the jar and ask for her help in finding a waifu, surely nothing bad could happen

>>42856059
Scary monsters are the best

Empress Anubis.

>>42856059
All monsters that are more powerful than me and can easily overpower me scare me.

>>42856037
Funny for me it's the exact opposite

>>42856096
Riddles make my head hurt. It looks like this says that there's a monster somewhere up the mountain, so I'm going to go smack it with my club.

>>42856105
Good luck Anon, make sure to bring a lot of water and blankets. You'll need them

>>42856087
The ideal height difference

>>42856100
I knew I shouldn’t have shopped at the Eros blanket and bed store now I got Eros Mamono blanket.

>>42856118
No. Just club.

>>42856100
Big pillows

>>42856126
the baseball club?

>>42856123
Should have read the fine print Anon, oh and make sure you get up on time. If you sleep in she'll punish you

>>42856130
They're soft too, just remember if you lay in it you buy it

>>42856151
What's the store's return policy or do I just have to leave them out front for someone to collect?

>>42856159
Oh you just have to follow the sales lady and stay with the bed in the return room, it's the one with steel bolted doors and pink gas wafting out slightly when the door is open. You have to stay in that room with the bed for at least a day

>>42856121
This is why as soon as portals open I'm making a beeline for tallsborough

>>42854714
Can't you just equalize it to MGE and just say that "death" is the same as when you get killed by a Kunoichi or sacrified by an Ocelomeh? This is who I operate here, unless the grimdark is in your face, undeniable and to cause shit, for example when MGQs MGs get posted, I just assume they are MGE versions. Tamamo is an Inari, Granberia just a Salamander or Dragon, Alma Elma a Succubus, etc.

>>42856221
I'm locking every door and window before closing every single curtain. Treating it like Halloween.

>>42856238
Stuff like that I just see as how the MGE world was before the current Demon Lord and that it's just what the humans in the Order assume is still the case

>>42856238
As MGQs get posted here and mix with MGE, the Current DLs influence spreads into MGQ they all become MGE mamonos anyway.

>>42854673
Mate just look at THOSE FUCKING WAISTS?! Seriously, they are unnatural, I assume they just plain can't get fat..

>>42856018
Is she trying to lick her own bellybutton from the inside?
Because I could do that for her.

>>42856247
>Portals open on halloween so millions of people open their doors assuming it's just kids trick-or-treating
Not a bad plan lol

>>42856265
It'd be a sneaky move until people notice the Wurms leaving trenches in the roads

>>42856238
>literally says "always ends in the painful death of the "husband"
>not grimshit
Even the assassination stuff is outright given in quotation marks.You can't just go "I am only pretending to be retarded actually when it explioctly says you will be pump and dumped and then painfully killed it is just a codephrase for being cuddled."

>>42856253
>Current DLs influence spreads into MGQ they all become MGE mamonos anyway.

I wonder how Druella would react if she met with MGQ NTR Mermaid. I have no idea how the fuck they managed to have KC participate in MGQ. Maybe he was less purist back then.

>>42856253
Reminder MGQ is a possible past timeline of MGE before Lilith took over and beat her older sister Alice until she submitted to being lovey dovey forever and ever, and in the heavenly realms ilias gave up her throne to her little sister who is kinda incompetent at her job since she is just a child.

>>42856255
>x500 macuahuitl swings
>x20 conquistador duels
>x15 pyramid sprints
>x10 chase men through the jungle
>Every. Damn. Day.

>>42856255
dont tempt me

>>42856265
Y'know I feel like seeing a surge of massive 6ft plus ladies out of nowhere along sex ramapent rape would be a bit of a red flag

>>42856265
>Be anon
>Purposefully don't give out candy and lights are off save for the glow of the screen from anons pc
>The doorbell rings wtf I didn't order anything nor do I have candy to give out
>Answer the door any way
>5 Tall Women dressed in very elaborate costumes that are so realistic that you almost think they are not costumes, before anon can even protest they barge inside and begin stripping anon
A flawless invasion.

>>42856292
Wait what did the mermaid do?
KC only drew the art, so it was never associated with MGE so that's why he didn't care I bet

>>42854651
>...painful death of the 'husband'.
Rich desperate Wights are forced to pay strong but poor Harpies to capture and deliver them fresh husbands.
The kidnapper Harpy gets a chance of a fertilized egg as a bonus.
Death isn't always a bad-end in MGE.

>>42856247
They can smell your fear anon, you're going to get the biggest manticore

>>42856306
Simple answer Mermaid cheated on her husband with Luka who mind you is still a child.

>>42856306
MGQ might have directly influenced KC to go in the opposite direction on his universe, The game was very good but a lot of it was too insane forsomeone who isn't a total degenerate, so that leaves you with a choice, take what works and disregard the shit that is too far out there or be consumed in the degeneracy.

>>42856306
lmfao No, mge took a pretty big swing after mgq so safe to say he didn't like any of it.

>>42856320
the mermaid had a whole shota harem, she was turbo-nympho.

>>42856317
They can keep their big desperate paws to themselves! I'll be having a spray-bottle handy the whole night

.
https://files.catbox.moe/tbmjq1.png

>>42856294
MgQ can be the Past or a Parallel universe.
Either way, I headcanon DL influence has either already fixed MGQ or it will gradually take it over and convert them.

>>42856301
>think that you've stumbled across some sort of Scandinavian exchange group
>they surround your friends
>talking in a language you don't understand
>ask them where they're from
>one of them pats your head and continues to converse with the others
>verbal spats start to break out between some of them
>one of your friends gets dragged away
>ask what the hell they're doing
>two chicks covered in fake blood nod to each other and grab your arms
>as your clothes are torn away, you start to think that maybe they aren't just candid Swedes after all

what the fuck, who let this fucker out

I'm going to go fight my demon sister shirtless in the rain.

>>42856265
>be Halloween
>see lots of Slutty Catgirl and Devilgirl "cosplays"
>looks completely normal
>a bunch of cute 'kids' turn up at your door wearing 'masks' and funny slogan t-shirts
>totally safe
>Anon opens the door...

>>42856354
You're asking this now after basically an entire thread of futashit?

>>42856372
I need followup - does he shut the door fast enough?

>>42856376
>entire thread
That was like 3 posts in the last hour or two, sounds like you made them yourself to drum up fake drama.

>>42856321
Possibly the game is absolutely a good game but the setting is actually a nightmare, like Jesus

>>42856376
You’re saying this like there was over 50 replies of just straight futa shit over and over again, I don’t like it either but saying entire thread full of futa shit is crazy talk.

>>42856390
Nah, I've been busy with modding some old consoles I have and it's taking forever because I'm retarded. At this point I'd be willing to throw money to a Gremlin and have her do it but I'm pretty sure she'd just load porn onto it.

>>42856384
Yes anon is perfectly safe and not being raped by the Sabbath, ahaha by the way if you see any cute girls in monster cosplay you should let them inside

>>42856376
no the one schizo namefag

>>42856320
>>42856333
Jesus Christ man, I'm glad KC isn't a murder fag

>>42856344
I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, just offer some meatballs I'm sure they'll stop

>>42856332
I feel like MGE was always meant to be a hug box I remember reading some of the early translations and I'm pretty sure they were just translated incorrectly

>>42856300
>The bane and woe of all warrior monsters
>The feeder husband

>>42856450
No, there is a difference between a hugbox and going out of your way to write soulmate time travel stuff.