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Reminder to be fruitful or something like that

>>42841051
Oh no! A salamander that learned magic!
A Salamancer!

I wish to marry a monster kid!

Large snugglers

>>42840998
>Lich tells her assistant that they just want to play
>Anon tells her it feels like they have a very different understanding of the word "play" while the Ghoul gnaws on his fingers

>>42841057
>wastes all her mana on over-the-top, flashy, way too large spells
hey anon, her mana needs another quick top off

>>42841051
Friendly reminder that I am not addicted and can stop anytime.

I believe in dragon supremacy

>>42841079
>The Ghouls are manageable, but the Frankenstein monster made up of multiple heads, several limbs, tails and a 3 foot long tongue can be a handful.
>Indeed,"Eve" as she's called, likes to chase him around the dungeon area she's kept in.

Buy a lewdnomicon today only for 7.99 so you too can have a chaos girl as your bride.

>>42841083
She can learn spells that aren't explosion or super high level spells.

>>42841107
what if i buy more than 1 copy?

>>42841109
yeah but try getting her to use them

>>42841102
>multiple heads
Please stop bullying Alison the Skeletons just wanted to do something cool and she's never done it since then! The Eve thing was just a phase!

Impregnating baphomet!

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>42841107
What if I just need someone to clean my room?

>>42841113
What are you planning on give one to a friend so you won’t be the only otherworldly incubus on the block?

>>42841051
>Need a ride anon?

>>42841117
>Anon, I know fireball, why would I bother with magic missile?

>>42841140
What are you a child, you will have Shog wife and that’s final.

>>42841134
Yes

>>42841144
This is ai

I remember someone mentioning "cursed arrows" in MG lore that causes someone of being incapable of being loved. I checked the wiki but found no mention of it and the closest I could find that even sounded like this was the Lead Arrows from the actual myth (not the Cupid's Lead Arrow). Did they just pull that idea out of their ass or is it actually a thing?

>Lich begins calling the Undead she raises her children
>Decides she wants to try having a child the more "traditional" way which is when she sets her sights on your village

>>42841184
but i am only a mere farmer. . .

>>42841174
i believe it's mostly a misunderstanding of this excerpt without remembering how it behaves in the cupids profile

>>42841051
Reposting.

Reminder that even in MGE. DO NOT wake up Azathoth. For even MGE is but one of the Blind Idiot God's many nigh infinite dreams that will crumble the moment he wakes. So please, DO NOT WAKE HIM UP, MAMONO MANA WILL NOT "FIX" HIM DON'T, PERIOD.

>>42841191
go away

>>42841191
>he
you mean she?

>>42841191
Shut up Azathoth is hag now and will suck off young human male cock.

>>42841190
Thanks for the info, I was just thinking that this curse would actually be useful since if I was ever somehow in the MGE world I'd try and get back to our reality - not being the prey of every monster around the corner would make that much easier.

>>42841189
That's great! You can teach your kids a valuable life skill!

>>42841233
exploiting broken potion ingredients in a garden for unlimited cash and a happy wife?

>>42841202
>>42841201
But what about the whole sctick where if Azathoth wakes up, ALL of existence ceases. After all, there are other Outer Gods in the same realm Azathoth lives in and plays music to make sure it keeps sleeping and not wake up.

>>42841249
Azathoth would just make everyone horny like other people said in concepts about her if she wakes up that it would be a combination of a dormouse, a phantom and a Mindflayer of how she would be like.
So stop mixing grimshit with MGE we know you’re probably the same guy from /vg/ who posts that off topic pic of nyarlathotep here and in /vg/.

>>42841279
>So stop mixing grimshit with MGE we know you’re probably the same guy from /vg/ who posts that off topic pic of nyarlathotep here and in /vg/.
Wat? What drama faggotry did I miss this time?

But also at the same time. Maybe we must worship draconic deities instead of space tentacles.

>>42841249
no, the piper's song is reality
if azathoth wakes up, something worse than everything ceasing to exist happens

holy shit would you wowniggers go the fuck back to wherever the fuck you came from? This is /jp/ not reddit.

>>42841295
It was this one guy who posted the actual nyarlathotep here and said what would happen if a apophis came face to face with him or some shit.

>>42841319
Monster nuns are cheating! I can't hold myself back when I see a nun in a tight habit and devil wings.

i want to impregnate this nun

Several times in fact, per year

>>42841356
Imagine fighting all the way through a dungeon and instead of chests of gold you get a Medusa with a breeding kink.

You ever get intrested in how the world works in some fanfic versions of the setting?
Im not talking ass fics like The knight, Im talking more stuff like moosesaga or Magus's stories. ynkow, shit thats genuinly intersting to read positivly.

>>42841375
>You ever get intrested in how the world works in some fanfic versions of the setting?
No because I'm not retarded

>>42841363
Thats worth more than any treasure you could ever find! in my opinion at least

>>42841375
moosesaga? First time I heard the guy you have link?

>>42841375
I prefer when writers try to establish the setting of their story unless they deviate too far from the source material. It helps me get invested in the story but sometimes they go so far that they might start writing details that make me dislike their version of the setting.

>>42841375
no not really

>>42841375
>>42841396 (me)
Btw yeah Magus stories are very good hope he about to post more.

>>42841375
Beast's roulette has always had me questioning just how casual monsters have been intergreated into London.
Monsters are real, magic is real, the guy making it all happen has told people not to bother with secrecy.
Not to mention the invasion of privacy like the Tengu network, or the fact the rata's have their own courier buisness.
Like surey there should be more issues than one angry news host and a terrible toxic ex-girlfriend.

Send help.

>>42841427
she is the help

>>42841375
Didn't moosesaga get dunked in the doolally bucket and its protag is an unlikeable ass?

>>42841432
i've heard little good of it and i value my time enough to not delve into it.

>>42841432
Something something old lady betrayed him and after all was said and done he set her up on a stool in a way that any movement would lead to her hanging herself

>>42841423
>Not to mention the invasion of privacy like the Tengu network, or the fact the rata's have their own courier buisness.
I don't remember these being a thing.

>>42841459
This is a MGE fic?

>>42841107
>7.99
Hmmm seems like a cheap price? What's the catch?

>>42841202
I choose to believe if az awakens in MGE it just drags them into a temporary dream realm, kinda like the phantom

>>42841471
IIRC it is
But I also remember he started that story back in the early days of the translations, so monsters are a little more free in what the did, corruption was more sinistar and the fan interpretation of the order eating babies and kicking pupies in the name of god

>>42841432
>>42841459
I thought moosesaga was the one with the manticore and the protagonist from a isolated island?

>>42841174
Lead arrows make you lonely, so lonely it hurts physically you'll be unable to deny the affection of a mg.
The love curse does exist, it's just a meme when they put it in arrow form. It's a curse from Eros and it's VERY VERY rarely used. You don't gotta worry bout it

>>42841477
>chaos girl as your bride.
Please buy they’re very lonely girls being in isolation for eons.

>>42841510
Nah I know that one, that aint it
Moosesaga is that one with the salamander and othergirls join later

>>42841309
Fucking hate that anon, that picture has always been spammed by the worst fuckers

>>42841467
>>42841467
>Tengu network
It gets mentioned in several stories, it seems to be a orginasation of tengus that gather information on people while also working as middle men for monsters that have come through to earth.
>Rata couriors
One of the roulettes has a Rata show up as a deliverly woman

>You are walking around a town ans having a bad day, the female order knight you liked turned you down, hard.
>A nearby Succubus felt your inner storm and approach you
>"Are you okay?"
>Tell her what happened
>"It is not the same but I think I get how you feel. I like that guy over there a lot but he seems to fear monsters, I dont even know how to approach."
>She asks you if you fear monsters
>You have heard some claims by the order, but they are the complete opposite to all the encounters, as distant as they were, you had with them. And in complete contradiction to what friends that had a romance with them told you. Today in particular you dont feel like liking the order.
>Headshake.jpg
>The Succubus grin
>"I have an idea! If you help me with my man, I will help you!"
>After some minutes you walk to the guy and tell him about the Succubus's feelings. With few convincing, he agrees to go on a date with her.
>"Thanks a lot! It isnt like I can do much for an order knight that turned you down..."
>Angry face
>"But I have a lot of friends. So tell me, which type of girl do you like?"
>You arent one to easily admit your tastes. Men were expected to like delicate dainty girls, but there is a reason you went after an order knightess that was the instructor of the combat school.
>"I like... stronger girls. A warrior would be nice... though I am not ony myself."
>The Succubus makes a big grin
>"I know a girl exactly like that! She would be very glad to meet you! But, she might be a bit too much she is... an Ocelomeh."
>You nervously agree
>A few days latter you meet the Succubus outside of the Satyros pub
>Your heart is beating, you are expecting to feel a hit on your head with one of those scary spiky clubs
>"She is waiting inside, good luck! She is a little bit off balance, meeting in a date is not an Ocelomeh thing, she wanted to just bop you in the head and drag you away as her husband but I couldnt do that to you, you got me a date so its fair I got you one."

>>42841375
Yes but that's because I'm a borderline schizo who desperately wants to get Isekaied into a MGE setting

>>42841527
Brave to complain about people being faggots when you post an Omori image. What's next you gonna post about transitioning or your child molestation fetish?

>>42841512
I'll take 12

>>42841542
The fuck is Omori? I saw this from two threads ago, I think.

>>42841521
Ok I do remember that one. I liked it when it started but it quickly went south. Now that other story I was talking about with the manticore was the opposite of it it started slow but ended great.

>>42841558
>The fuck is Omori?
Shitty pretentious RPGmaker game about depression and killing your sister. It's fucking garbage and primarily played by obnoxious twitterfags
source: I have to pretend to be a normalnigger sometimes

>>42841540
This is the same motivation that made me absorb as much info I could from the wiki and whatever greens or fics I could find.

>>42841558
IIRC was one of those earthbound inspired rpgs that really "deep" and everyone liked until twitter decided that a little boy watching porn makes the creator a pedo

>>42841511
I was interested just in case being cursed by Eros would make an isekai scenario 100% easier to get back to our dimension but to get the curse you need to be a cheater and that's for degenerates so guess I'd be on hard mode after all.

>>42841051

>>42841530
I found the thing
>He didn't expect to see a delivery woman with a brown box in her hand, or for the delivery woman to be a little on the short side... or part squirrel.

>“Hi, World tree couriers at your service.” She greeted cheerfully. “I got a package here for Miss Cora?”

>“Uh... yeah, you got the right address,” Hector said.

>The squirrel lady smiled. “Great! Just need you to sign for it, I hope you don't mind pen and paper, those tablet thingys are a little too fiddly for us at the moment.”

>“Not at all.” He said signing the paper. He did wonder about her job though. Did this mean there was a courier service for monsters? He decided to talk to Cora about it later.

>“Thanks.” She said taking the signed paper and given him the box and a card, “If you need anything hauled, just give us a ring, have a nice day!” she said and in a blink of an eye, she zipped down the road. Hector simply shrugged and went back inside.

>>42841375
Magus seems fairly close to how I imagine canon though the demon realms he visits or comes into contact with tend to be on spicier side compared to a place like Dragonia. The one noticeable difference is the lack of Sabbath. We saw a Bapho in the latest story, but they're conspicuously absent when it's about a Magus Anon. Don't mind, because less brats is always a win in my book.

>>42841586
Gives me abyssal vibes that she’s either a Shudde M’ell or a Dark Young.
http://monsterbrains.blogspot.com/2007/01/size-comparisions-of-lovecraftian.html?m=1

>>42841587
seems convenient. personally i wouldn't worry about it

>>42841567
Same, I remember binge reading the wiki way back when it was still on the fandom website. I hope multiverse shit is real and I can go there one day

>>42841537
You know... an MGE matchmaker game where you go around matching couples together might be fun

so this is the power of fried tofu

>>42841580
I mean you could get a waifu there and still come back, hell they'd probably want to open portals ASAP when they find out this world exists

>>42841637
Ma'am,your breasts scare me

>>42841627
It makes me wish that there was autistic levels of detail for the setting because outside the entries the info is pretty minimal. But I guess it leaves more room for people to do wish fulfillment.

>>42841558
It's one of those rpg maker games that starts out kind cute, but has a dark twist as you go on. It was okay. The twist was kinda stupid.

>>42841636
>In the end a cupid ends up match making you with herself

>>42841661
>game ends with every couple you managed to match together attending your wedding

>>42841375
How does Magus choose his fantasy names

>>42841657
It's pretty well detailed all things considered, I do want more content for chaos girls though

>>42841672
Need this game right now

>>42841677
I think the chaos girls are the only monsters in the entire setting that either unnerve or frighten me. Shoggoth is obviously the best of them but if I ever encountered a Mindflayer I think they'd trigger my flight or fight.

Can Centaurs actually learn magic or are nightmare the only type that can?
I'm wondering because I've been listening to an old folk song called Witch of the Westmorland forever and only recently trying to place which is more likely for the witch
https://youtu.be/Nxls60aYSZA
>Resides in a lake/wetland area
>Described as one half the form of a maiden fair with a jet black mare's body
>Implied to be able to take a human form for short periods of time
>Can not heal mortal wounds through goldenrod, kissing, and "laying" with, but also grants supernatural abilities
Kind of want to say more nightmare because of the whole sleeping with but I've never heard of them actually granting anyone magical powers

>>42841688
big purple titties calm me down and the miniflayers are quite squishable
so i guess it's just the jk flayers that scare me?

>>42841690
Everyone can learn magic, hell minos could become some powerful archmages

>>42841688
Mindflayer>Shog, you get a waifu AND free therapy!

>>42841644
Hmm I guess the solution to that would be just to wear a fake wedding ring just to throw off any monster that I'd encounter that I didn't want to meet.

>>42841699
>Mino casts fist

>>42841700
I'd rather eat eldritch goop than be their mobile cumpump!

>>42841688
I like shogs and flayers, the rest scare me a lot. I need a shog deeply though, I think of given a choice out of all the gals I'd pick her

>>42841700
I always assumed the order of the chaos monsters went like this.
Shoggoth>Wendigo>Mindflayer>Night Gaunt>Nacha but that’s just my opinion on the matter.

>>42841688
i'm perpetually amused that a nightgaunt could drop you into a roving pack of horny monsters
which apparently is a well catalogued and common natural event

>>42841704
Wouldn't work, they would smell the lack of a mana signature. Only thing you could do is "fake" one somehow. You'd have to be a strong mage, and if you get caught... well the Sabbath would probably love to get their hands on you.

>>42841723
Why not both?

>>42841742
I guess I'd consider myself afraid of Nightgaunts then because either I get the fear of corruption/transformation or the fear of heights and falling.

>>42841745
Finally able to live out the magical isekai fantasy only to just play into their evil goat-hands.

>>42841731
For me it's Shoggoth>Flayer everyone else >nacha
I hate nacha

>>42841754
Oh dont be a pussy,if you were ever to die a lich would fix it

>>42841699
yeah, but which would be more likely
A centaur who doesn't want to be a knight or some warrior and chooses to be a spellcaster (and be vilified as a witch no less)
Or a Nightmare brave enough to approach a wounded and armed man outside of a dream.

>>42841731
She looks extra soft

>>42841754
Don't worry Anon, they'll drop you into the waiting, loving arms of a dire werewolf pack.

>>42841765
That's what makes them one of the best monstergirls.

>>42841781
That sounds like quite the dire situation!

>>42841742
maybe it's less that there's roving packs of horny monsters and more that packs of horny monsters start gathering nearby when they see a nightgaunt carrying some fool

>>42841715
Only the strongest archmages can cast such spells anon

>>42841789
>Puns only make monsters hornier
Be wary anon

>>42841764
Yeah most of the other chaos girls have yandere vibes to them than you get to Nacha and she’s a mega tsundere bitch, I know it’s all a act but still not for me I’m going with the Wendigo instead.

>>42841801
>tell the DL about what dad jokes are
>sends a DE update that now makes monsters have a sexual response to them because it makes monsters think you'd be a good dad

>>42841805
>Dear Monster Lord, you'd annoy our children to death!
>TAKE ME!
It tracks.

You're gonna need cold resistance gear for this one. Buy now from your local Tanuki

>>42841819
>She sold you clothes that fall apart in frigid temperatures
Sorry Anon, the cold dragon paid more money.

>>42841805
Oh no, that's truly evil! Do bad puns and bad jokes fall under the update too?

>>42841834
No, those have different responses. Bad puns cause monsters to get an intense desire to "rape correct the man that tells one while bad jokes are a form of masochism OR a more smug "bullying" kind of rape. Telling offensive jokes gets you tender love correction!

>>42841804
The yan vibe is why I like em, I'd love to RP with a shog that she's going to kidnap me and never let me leave the bed ever again

>>42841846
>More smug bullying rape
>I like the most aggressive gals
Anon no the DL can't do this

>>42841819
imma just endure, just like i did most my life, if i fall then i was not up for the task and am a familar

>>42841864
She can and will if I have anything to say to her!

>>42841819
>Anon shows up in an extra puffy jacket
>Head and face wrapped in a knitted scarf
>Multiple layers of pants, shirts and underwear
>Muffled (Do your worst, monster!)

>>42841819
i will just let the deep and powerful flames of
my passionate love for the old lonely ice dragon warm me up, they will be more than enough to do so

>>42841661
>eros' most single archangel is upset at you upstaging her coupling skills and decides to match you to show her prowess
>if you match her first, you'll prove you're the strongest relationship advisor
>it's an endless torrent of dates that just don't work out on both sides
>this finally ends when eros herself takes an avatar, slaps you both, and teleports you to a 3-star diner on a beautiful evening

>>42841878
You're a fiend anon! I'll stop your dastardly evil! I have an insane hebi friend she won't let you leave the house or go near any women! You forced my hand

>>42841174
again, we were talking about a funny idea.
the cursed arrows are NOT canon, but eros cursing people to be unlovable is.

>>42841930
The perfect couple

>>42841742
Huh? How? I thought you were the one that even allowed a gaunt to move and travel around?

>tfw ywn make the kings, the nobles and all the peasants dance to the romantic whims of eros by being a bit of a menace and messing with the kingdoms, pulling strings here and there.
>Ending with many beauitful horizontal tangos as you the fool of eros dances away with my harem of wives and foolish cult behind me
>Who'd known that circus of pink would turn the kingdom filled with pink thoughts

>>42841948
If they ain't made with her own milk, I don't want them.

eros nun clussy

>>42841965
Their transformed husbands sorta act as their wings judging by their art but I'm assuming the chaos transformation just fuses a guy into the wings they start with.

>>42841849
>RP
Get in the pod, anon.

Ms. Glacies save me from Spring I hate the heat

>>42841674
Funny thing is, I've been using the same naming scheme for my entire career. I don't know if anyone has ever cracked the cipher or not.

It's spring

>>42842010
Gonna need a big fly swatter for that one.

>>42841948
Sorry, Anon. But I've already been taken by a monster! Sure I've never really seen her or heard her but I know someone has to be around making all these meals for me!

Would you make a deal with her?

>>42842038
I don't make deals with evil.

>>42842038
It's going to take a lot more than a fluffy tail to tempt me

>>42842038
i only make deals with the dragons from down below, only they are the most fair of them all

>>42842046
>>42842043
>>42842048
What if she offers you an RTX 4090?

>>42842038
I dip a tail in the blood river and begin writing haikus with it.

>hard disk error 3F2

>>42842061
she needs to give me a whole rig, i only have a laptop

>>42842061
Only if she includes my last name as hers and her first born.

>>42842046
Blue hips would do it for me.

>>42842088
For me it's bloobs

But wide thighs is next on the list

>>42842063
It's Cherry Flavored Kool Aid, not actual blood.

>POV: (You) are trying to fight the final boss of hagville

>>42841537
>You enter the pub and can figure out in the distance a feline figure, it stands from the Werecats that are usually around, for once it is way taller and that light darker skin is a dead giveaway. You are bit surprised that she is facing against the entrace, though it is better for you as you wont feel the weight of her stare as you approach her.
>As you get nearer you begin to notice more the white fur around her neck and shoulders and her multi colored black and very light brown furred ears which are twitching detecting the surrounding sounds
>You feel your heart beating faster as you get nearer. Part of you want to walk away, but that would make you as rude as that order knight.
>You give the final steps entering her view. You see her eyes pose themselves on you immediately, those honey colored eyes with a dark slit pupil, bearing the full stare of a predator.
>You gulp as you see resting just besides her that spiky obsidian club
>You immediately turn back to look at her and unlike her huntress predator eyes you notice some things. She is blushing, so hard it is clearly visible even on her delicious light chocolate skin. Those imposing eyes are darting, looking at you and then instantly looking away.
>Her fur spotted claw hands are nervously holding each other.
>Everything is complimented by a deliciously toned body, not super muscular like a Minotaur or Jinko. But the human part of her arms are clearly buff and bulging, showing its defined muscles. Her fur spotted arms and forearms looking big and strong. And you can faintly notice some abs in her belly. No doubt you are looking at the body of a warrior.
>You are unsure how to greet her so you slowly get near her and give her a peck on the cheek
>"NYA! H-he-hell-h-h-hi! I am Yaotl nya! I-I am v-ve-very nyanppy to me-meet you!"
>As you take a sit you can see her nervously playing with her paws and some slight trembling too
>Looking around you couldnt help to notice the smaller Werecats looked way more confident than this jaguar warrior. Though to be fair you cant tell if they are too on their first date
>A succubus waitress comes to take your order
>"Y-y-yo c...an nyarder wh-whatever you want nya!"
>You ask for some beer and meat
>"I-I will have some fi-fish and-" *blush more*
>"I-I mean.... I will ha-have the same he is having!"
>After the waitress heads away Yaotl begind to nervously scratch her head
>"I-I see you like t-the same food as m-me! We are so alike nyahaha!"
>As you eat your meals Yaotl nervously recounts her battles to kill the silence. With her demeanor honestly cant believe this woman has fought off even a common cold.
>You are surprised how she devours her food like a barbarian contrasting with her shyness. She eats in seconds her meal. A few minutes latter you hear her stomach growling and see her blushing brightly while looking hungrily at your food and the menu. You can tell for some reason she is keeping herself from ordering more.
>You ask her in a friendly tone if she is hungry and wants to order more.
>"N.. now that you mention it, y-yes!"
>She orders 5 more meals.
>You look at the Macuahitl weapon and ask her if you can look at it
>Her face brightens up at this expression of interest
>Y-YES!
>She quickly hands it to you, upon receiving it you are suddenly dragged to the floor by the sheer weight of it. You never expected it to weight this much, she easily lifted it with one paw after all.
>You let go of it, hearing a *thud* sound as it falls to the floor
>"NYA! S-SORRY! I AM SO SORRY! I-I SHOULD HAD TOLD YOU IT WAS HEAVY!"
>She yells almost pleading as she picks up her weapon
>You reassure her that it is okay, it was your fault for not asking, besides you think its cool that she can handle such a heavy weapon so easily
>The Succubus waitress comes in with the bill
>"Here is the bill for the food and the couples bedroom."
>"NYAAA!" Yaotl yells before looking at the waitress with a killer glare and in a composed expression you think you are looking at another person
>"I-I mean, the food and your room!" its clear the Succubus said something she was not supposed to say
>Yaotl's eyes dart back at you. Each time her eyes look at your you cant help but feel something. Like if you were looking at a hungry dangerous predator.
>Blushing furiously with a dizzy nervous look, she is now full on stuttering
>"Nyahaha... yo-you know... this is a pub and an inn and its getting late..."
>She takes out a bag, however because of her trembling movements she accidentally graze it with the Macuahuitl's spike, causing those strange looking silver coins to spill.
>She clumsily jumps straight to pick gather and pick up the coins
>You also drop to help her
>"So-sorry!" she says
>"¡Estupida! ¡Eres una estupida!"
>You pick a coin and look at its foreign design with some pyramids grafted on it
>When you look back at her you can see tears flowing from her eyes, it seems she thinks the date is fucked and you dislike her.

>>42841161
Probably, but it does the horse-body better proportioned than 9/10 human artists who can't do correct fetlocks, and it's evolved past the 14fingers problem.
>AI robowaifus will redecorate your daughterfu-robo's room tastefully and in correct proportions

>>42842102
Just hold her hands.

>>42842114
She's holding the guys wrists in the picture, so it's safe to assume that didn't work

>>42842120
Then plant face directly into breasts.

>>42842102
but I'm just the pizza delivery guy...

>>42842104
Hug the cat.

>>42842061
I play kingdom come deliverance with a 2060, she has no power over me.

>>42841690
She is either a Centaur who bought a large hat and a spell-book at the magic market, or a Mage who made a transmorph spell or potion.
>hosspussy is hosspussy

>>42841987
They have wings normally but can just withdraw them when needed.

>>42842104
cute autismcat

F@
BIRD
T@S

>>42842038
since this will end with somehow forfeiting my life, so long as she does the deed with that supple fat fox ass suffocating me it's probably fine

>>42842123
Ah, the lgendary ecchikaze attack.

>Dragon keeps flying above me
>Doesn't land
>Can't fast travel
>Never put any points into spells or bows
>Don't have the dragonrend shout
This is why I hate dragons

>>42842196
Dude just go indoors like how are dragon bullies even real?

>>42842196
>Imagine not beng able to toss rocks lmao
>Like you were made to do so
>Just gotta line her up
anon, have you tried? even if its weak, she will come towards you at least also call her a carpet muncher in dragon

>>42842204
>Go inside
>You can't fast travel from this location
>Go outside
>Dragon is there waiting

>>42842170
It truly is an ass worthy of a goddess, to be kneaded and kissed and fed a steady diet of fried tofu and hamburgers to keep it's creaminess.

>>42842214
Have you considered the help of the cart?

>>42841624
You wouldn't worry about the fact that a bunch of otherworldy squirrel women have made a fuctioning buisness?

>>42842249
We need to be tolerant of our other-worldly allies, Anon. They should be welcomed with open arms and erect penises.

>>42842104
Nice, I'm waiting for the next part

I want my vampire wife to hold me close and whispers sweet nothings in my ear about how much she loves her dear servant before sucking my blood.

>>42842307
Sorry out of vampires, we got plenty of dhampirs though

>>42842307
Vampires are purely for bullying.

>>42842339
>Making fun of a chuuni vampire

>>42841636
You did do that in the MGE rpg demo game KC made

>>42842339
But I want to be bullied slightly by a vampire. Something about serving one seems like it could lead to some really cute/lewd situations.

>>42842365
Vampires seem like the type that demands a man serve them but the moment you decide to play along with them, they crumble into a blushing embarrassed mess with no idea what to ask.

>>42842365
vampires are dorks and they probably can't even bully right

>>42842380
But that’s where the beauty lies. You play the role of a good servant but occasionally tease her with different things. A drop of blood where she doesn’t expect it, getting a bit too close. Cleaning her off when you “accidentally” spill some water or wine on her. Plenty of things to make her blush and do shameful things behind closed doors together.

Borgar

>>42842405
The Hellhound must consume "fuel" to keep it's eye fires burning.

>>42842249
One of the earlier books has a human tavern girl after becoming a Mamono open a franchise business one can find in many cities

>>42842420
theres a difference between
>local girl in fantasy world becoming a succubus and starting a cafe chain
and
>The squirrel people have your mail in a world where madgic and monster people outright didn't exist

>>42841191
My concept is that Azathoth is constantly asleep in the mortal world, but her tentacles will grab men and and suck their physical forms into a mamono-charged dream plane where she resides in a lucid state. Their husbands can enter and leave the dream plane freely, but if Azathoth’s pipers ever stop playing, it’s said that she’d awaken in reality and drag the entire mortal world into her dream plane, where couples everywhere would forever live and copulate in a blissful limbo.

>>42842474
Isn't that just Fallen God minus the make everything fall into their realm thing?

>>42841051
>Salamander lich
I didn't know how much I needed this.

Post motherly kikimoras please!

I'm going to slap a crow tengu's butt and no one can stop me.

>>42841477
It's not very good and they're emptying their warehouse.

SEX SEX FOX
FOX FOX SEX
SEX SO FOX YOU CAN FOX A SEX

>>42842405
I'm going to walk up to the mean-looking delinquent hellhound and DEMAND that she ruffle my hair and call me a good boy!

>>42842603
I'm gonna ruffle HER hair and then run away.

>>42842553
Eternal dreamland seems like the closest scenario to Azathoth’s reality-wipe in the mythos without venturing into murderfaggotry

>>42842611
Silly boy, your human reflexes are no match for her.

>>42842603
>>42842618
>Feel down ever since you had to move schools, end up having to go to some shithole mamono school full of different canine gangs
>Find a "guidebook" in your locker detailing how to survive the school from whoever used it before you with one of the core rules being if you ever find yourself cornered by one of the gangs you should slowly but firmly ruffle their hair and call her a good girl
>Hear a loud slam right next to you and see the worst possible encounter you could have had right now, the Hellhound and her minions that have been eyeing you since homeroom
>Decide to say "fuck it" and put the guidebook to the test with the worst case being an asskicking and reach up to the leader's head
>Ten minutes later and you along with the rest of her gang are still trying to snap her out of her thousand-yard stare she's been giving your last position when you called her a cutie

>>42842603
reminds me of that series where the deliquent thinks she's got a boyfriend but the guy just thinks he's her personal servant

>>42842598

>>42842572
Despite appearances, Tengu are known to have great asses. She can catch you if you stop to cope a feel.

>>42842670
Good thing monsters like that aren't my type at all, I sure wouldn't be following one around like a lost puppy the moment they showed any attention to me haha

>>42842675
>stop masturbating to animal girls
>start copulating with animal girls
these school posters are getting oddly neopuritan in an oddly sexual way, ever since the mamono takeover

>>42842618
>Eternal dreamland seems like the closest scenario to Azathoth’s reality-wipe in the mythos
The closest thing to Azathoth's reality-wipe in the mythos is nothing because there is no such thing in the mythos, at least in the part created by Lovecraft himself (that I know of, at least). The whole reality-wipe thing was just assumed, because it is believed that Azathoth was inspired by Mana-Yood-Sushai from Lord Dunsany's The Gods of Pegana and because of the Red King in Alice Through the Looking-Glass and the association between the Dreamlands and Wonderland.

>>42842693
>silly boy, you cannot mate with your hand!

Can Mamono mana help with a stuck molt? My G.Magala neighbor has been complaining of severe itchiness for the past few years, so I figured it'd be the neighborly thing to do and help her out.

>>42841363
>have a gap in your memory
>turn out the Medusa petrified your body while leaving your dick alone
>she raped you over and over during that time

thoughts on face sitting?

How do I get Ms. phantom out of Ms. Wight?

>>42842819
Some girls can't do it so it's insensitive!

>>42842819
context?

>>42841819
Snownubis chapter 2: making unlikely friends in Frostbite

>>42842819
Best if done by fat bottomed nerds and/or royalty.

>>42842848
What do you mean? I would love miss tritonia to sit on my face.

>>42842819
Great, but only with panties off.

>>42842819
Bratty anons need facesitting correction until they learn their place.

>Melt into a stuttering puddle the second a monster starts hitting on me
>Completely freeze up when she leans into me and starts grabbing my arm
I'll not the only one, right, haha?

>>42843251
That's pretty much how it would go for every anon here.
Everyone talks shit about just grabbing the nearest monster and mating pressing her, until they are confronted with a real (monster) woman

>>42843251
>prey behavior
I bet you're a vegetarian too, aren't you?

>>42843297
No I go hunting and fishing pretty often, I'm just autistically shy if I have to talk to women in a romantic context

>>42842819
Yes.

>hag comes up to me after finally working up the courage to do so
>starts spilling spaghetti
>I start spilling spaghetti
>local emergency is called as the streets flood with spaghetti
>cupids are breaking their bows in half

>>42843285
Witches are pretty cute

>>42843251
I can usually conjure up an air of fake confidence around someone I know well enough but would probably crumble under persistent monster pressure

>>42843251
Everyone's a tough guy until the 7 foot fox starts staring you down

>>42843381
>Flayer tries to slurp his thoughts
>it all tastes like spaghetti

mindflayers can taste thoughts
so what does negativity taste like?

>>42843472
Like pineapple on pizza

>>42843527
but I like pinapple on pizza

Test

give a gremlin red bull

>>42842819
I've been told that being smothered to death by zombutt and getting raised as an undead incubus is standard procedure for lich doctors. When the portals open, I am immediately moving to the undead kingdom.

I'm going to train extensively to defeat a salamander just so I can ask to watch her lay an egg.

>>42842819
I love it, I'd let a wan use my face as a cushion any time.

>>42843706
even when you're playing video games and can't pause?

>>42843993
Miss Wan has all the paws I need!

>>42844137
That's clearly a rabbit.

>>42844366
Yeah it's in the filename mr. obvious
NTA btw

>>42844366
No, this is a rabbit!

Pyon Pyon

Mods are asleep - post bunnies!

>>42843472
Bitter imo

>>42844477
That's a strange looking bun

>>42844477

>>42844477
When are they ever awake?

>>42842819
>"ah he's making a run for it "
how often do mgs have to make that observation?

proactive dating!

>>42844477
2 for 1 bun deal

Dormice are secretly the most overpowered mamono.

>>42844600
they hide it quite well

>>42844548
Those cat eyes are great, best fear boner material

So what would the supercritical fluid and triple point elemental girls be like?

>>42844548

>>42844548
Call it what it is- RAPE! It has to stop! Consent is important!

I don't want to be a mindless sex addict.
I don't want all the excessive lewdness.

I just want to hold a dormouse and my arms. I want to care for her, pamper her, express my love to her, comfort her, and just make her happy.

>>42844743
composite elemental form

>>42844852
>Doesn't want to fuck monster girls
What a faggot

>>42844852
to make her happy you MUST fill her mousehole.

>>42844852
You can do both, anon.

>>42844997
I'm more interested in companionship than the sexo.

>>42844834
Rape does not exist in MGC- look up every provision and regulation, there isn't a single reference to the term, not even a legal concept.

>>42845012
With mamono you get both and if sexo somehow repulses you, then MGE is not the place for you

>>42844852
I want to hold an Alice in my arms. I want to cum inside her, pump her full, express my lust to her, creampie her, and just make her cum.

>>42845057
Seems like everybody wins

>>42845023
You have no idea what's climbed up in there over a thousand years.

>>42845116
That's why you should find a monster wife with a couple less zeroes.

>>42845116
Look at those womanlet hags!

Sex with kots.

>>42845164
looks like gacha shit

Just remember, when you go to a Wonderland tea party, if the dormouse in the teapot is married, you're gonna end up drinking tea mixed with their mana and a trace amount of the husband's cum.

>>42845162
That sabbath would tell you to gtfo if you're only looking for sex. But if you want to learn magic then it's a whole different story

>>42845164
Is a question of time.

Don't trust them

>>42845116
You will have sex with the hag anon, the only thing that crawled up there is desperation for dick

>>42845183
I want to be taught magic by the haglets!

Would you dom the autism jackel or would the autism jackel dom you?

>>42845188
... lewd oranges.

>>42845203
I'm probably just as autistic so her monster instincts would probably get tired of waiting and kick in.

>>42845188
You're not the boss of me.

>>42845203
>Eek! S-stop groping me, you're going to ruin my schedule again! I have alot of paperwork to file!
>2 hours later
>Aaaah I dont even care anymore, I can do paperwork anytime! Fuck me harder!
Obviously yeah I would dom her. All nerds are made for domming

>>42845230
Anon, you're posting on 4chan. You are the nerd here. You big nerd.

>>42845250
There's someoverlap but people who post on 4chan arent all nerds, they're all love-starved losers.

>>42845183
What if I want to learn magic but aren't a lolicon?

>>42845271
ask dark mages.

>>42845250
and then Anubis bullies anon instead

>>42845271
Become an apprentice to a dark mage.

>>42845283
>Mary sue OC who skin people
No thanks

>>42844852
I know what you mean. The sexual stuff is nice, of course, but my ultimate motivation is just to make my adorable monster wife happy. She WILL be cuddled and cherished and showered with love every single day and that's final!

>>42845203
i'd do it by making she can only see me and tease her, then after shes on vacation reveal myself to everyone else and make them believe she brought her imaginary husbando from her mind to reality

>Get portal'd straight into the hagville adoption center
>there are tents outside as the center on constantly empty
>the moment you pop through emergency is called and riot crews have to show up

>>42845199
You'd end up becoming a mana battery to be milked over and over for a while before they teach you

It's like how IRL sushi chefs start off washing rice over and over for years

>>42845302
You can practically hear Slipknot playing when reading the profile.

>>42845327
lost after the very first sentece. this is sonic-tier autism or a parody.

>>42845327
Reminds me of those pokemusu pokemon monster girl profiles. Really nice art, but some of the profile entries go full retard with the edge and outside of /mgt/ fags used to cream themselves over all that "worldbuilding" and saying how much better it is than MGE

>>42845317
I'd go up to a p'orc officer and pull her pants down then run away luaghing while trying to do it to many more officers

>>42845322
That almost sounds as fun as learning the magic itself so that wouldn't be an issue.

>>42845327
This just looks to me like the self-insert OC of an especially dorky Anubis trying to impress the anon she likes that's in the same anime club as her.

>>42845327
ebony darkness dementia raven way

>>42845357
>and thus anon distracted the guards meant to protect him, got captured and promptly disappeared.
>last known location was near the ancient district.

>>42845392

Smooth peanut putter or crunchy peanut butter
what monsters would take what side?

>>42845404
>Anon wakes up, tied to a cross while a bunch of old monster nuns are praying to him for some reason?
>"Oh great Ero-sama, thank you for our savior. He is a mischievous one just like you said."
>He then notices all the monster have pink color palatees
>And the inside of his head is turning pink as well

>>42845414
damn, what about badass guys like me?

>>42845414
Dorks like this need severe bullying, by me, lovingly

>>42845437
old woman is trying to hard

>>42845218
Same, honestly I think I would just appreciate her scheduling for me. Most dommy I'd get us hugging from behind randomly

>>42842403
>t. dhampir upset people always go after her mom instead

>>42845230
Anon I have some news... we're all nerds here. It's chronic I'm afraid

>>42845463
Maybe she should actually get her own castle instead of mooching off her mom

>>42845283
Those eyes....how can any man resist?

You shouldn't have let that creepy lady who lives next door into your house.

>>42845279
>>42845289
She told me that I have to stay with her forever...is that normal bros?

>>42845419
100% smooth, crunchy texture would get in the way of using it as a parody of cum.

>>42845414
Chunni Dhampir is a need I didn't know I had

>>42845468
>the whole board is bully-bait

>>42845347
If you read the pokemon entries most pokemon are actually quite dangerous.

>>42845489
How? That's like their default state.

Edit concept for a shirohebi will-o-wisp. Will do actual art of it once I figure out what to do about the cage.

>>42845327
Okay design, bad everything else.

>>42845485
Anon, if your cum looks anything like smooth peanut butter, you need to see a doctor.

Probably Dr. Goth, who has several openings for you today.

>>42845482
I'd say leave - if it's going to take that long to learn from her, you need a better mage. You should tell her to their face that you're going to find another mage to teach you, that's always the best option.

>>42845463
>dhampir invites a guy over
>gets all dolled up
>best dress, perfect makeup, showing enough skin to tantalize but not too much
>date starts well
>she's nervous as hell, but keeping it together
>until her mom walks in
>milftacular vampire with bedhead in one of her dad's shirts and nothing else
>walks past them into the kitchen to drink some oj straight from the bottle
>guy is gawking at her, not even trying to hide it
>dhampir dying of humiliation
>vamp mom just gives him a little head nod with her half-lidded eyes
>guy says he never knew dhamp had a sister
>dhampir gasps and vamp mom almost spits out her orange juice
>vamp mom ufufus and tells him that she'll have one soon enough
>dhampir snaps and kicks the guy out
>screams at her mom for ruining another date and tells her to go put some underwear on
>vamp mom explains that there's no point since her dad will be awake in an hour anyways
>dhampir goes to her room, slams the door, and recounts her money
>only three more months until she can afford her own place

>>42845492
Man, I hope so.

>>42845505
worth poining out
if you cum looks like smooth peanut butter, seek medical help
if your cum looks like crunchy peanut butter, seek jesus

>>42845499
Shrink it and make it a rattle for her tail or a veil/hat that covers her eyes.

>>42845494
Humanity shouldn't exist in that world. Throwing rocks wouldn't have cut it.

>>42845489
>Chunni
chuuni+cunny?

>>42845499
You could make the cage her snake half. A sort of filigree with her flames in the center.

>>42845469
She would need to get a man first, which she can't, so it makes sense

>>42845538
I see a lady and two bugs.

>>42845492
God knows I am, if a hellhound came up to me and called me a nerd and dragged me off I wouldn't be able to resist

>>42845511
This Dhampir need cuddle correction while crying in frustration.

>>42845511
That feels like a missed opportunity to play the "I'm still going to look that hot after 300 years and a kid" card. Dhampir needs to step up her game.

>>42845511
I know this is pedantic but why is a vampire drinking orange juice

>>42845499
You could make the cage like completely magic, or something that hovers above them

>>42842848
!
>>42845203
! !

>>42845506
Anon help I'm hiding in a closet, she said she wasn't going to make me into her familiar now, and that she would put enough pleasure runes on me to make me pass out from a faint breeze!

>>42845524
You worded that a lot better than I did

>>42845494
You're not supposed to fuck those though
>inb4 furniggers

>>42845505
Parody, not literal, unless you get some perverted succ/werewolf pack that have some incredibly strange fetishes that make manaobama fuck with your production

>>42845524
either that or maybe shaped in a cobra hood motif that can snap shut around prey

>>42844875
For the triple point girl maybe, but in SCFs are a bit different: There is no equilibrium between phases, the different phases become one.

>>42845594
Not too sure about that one.
https://files.catbox.moe/ds0zeq.jpg

Monsters who lack self-control are great:
>Succubus who drains you until you pass out
>Vampire who sucks your blood until you become anemic
>Holst who force-breastfeeds you until you literally cannot drink anymore

>>42845633
Gentlemen, how do we snatch the tablet?

>>42845575
Don't listen to her! That's the procedure for turning you into their familiar - you need to make a run for it! I recommend you tell her that she's not a very good mage if she can't use magic to find you and when she tries to cast, kick her between the legs!

>>42845639
Very true, I love the idea of being utterly overwhelmed. I already get overwhelmed very easily, I remember once I was trying to be super dominant (I was in denial about being subby because women hate it) and my gf at the time licked my neck and I actually went limp and moaned like a bitch. I am extremely sensitive apparently

>>42845639
losing themself in the passion is what i like about my back getting all fucked up with scratches
and the aftercare, of course.

>>42845639
>vampire that sucks your blood until you become anemic
That's all vampires up until they actually do it, after which most turn into worrying, doting messes.

>>42841051

>>42845639
My neck is way too sensitive to trust being in the same room as a vamp.

>>42845666
That almost sounds cute if it's only the first time or while they're inexperienced.

>>42845675
what if she's a dork?

>>42845647
>That's the procedure for turning you into their familiar
It's only cute when witches do it. Dark mages need a new gimmick.

>>42845678
Dorks are messy eaters; this is even worse.

>>42845678
Then she would need to be lovingly bullied and teased!

>>42845675
>Anon once again accidentally puts a target on his back
>Or, in this case, his neck
Sometimes I really hope there's an MG cataloging these threads so they're prepared for the portals opening.

>>42845678
>she's sitting on your lap trying to psyche herself up into biting you
>she lowers her fangs to your neck a couple times put keeps pulling away
>eventually just cries into your neck for a while
maybe next time, i guess

>>42845681
That's because everything's cute if a Witch is doing it - Dark Mages just come off as trying too hard because their Sabbath application was rejected.

>>42845659
>Anon's torso is entirely covered in bandages
>Everyone thinks he got into a terrible accident
>It's just that his cat wife went into heat