/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42837165
Hatate the sorta individual to put her own blood in that chocolate.
I'd still prolly eat it though.

Holy shit Koishi, put the knife down.

>>42837165
>>42837207

>>42837180
>>42837165
I would 100% eat it and let her in, but then If I did I suppose it wouldn't be yandere would it?
Life is so complex

Being good friends with Alice!
Alice giving you a stuffed doll as a gift!
Putting the doll in your bedroom!
Since that day, for some weird reason Alice knows so much more about you!
Your plans, your timetable, your sleep schedule!
You could've sworn you never told her!
One day, after a night at a pub, you bring a girl home!
Things start to get heated and you begin to undress her!
Suddenly a loud bang is heard!
When you can finally open your eyes, the girl (or what's left of her after the explosion) is being dragged away by little dolls!

Rin Kaen-bump-you

>>42837287
Works better with someone you like less. Imagine if it was Wriggle or something.

>>42837165
Hatate is very greedy and impatient.

>>42837207
Notice the padded walls in the background
This is a subtle nod to the fact that Koishi never made it outside the insane asylum where she belongs.

>>42837218
ebic image homi what board dis be from???

>>42837781
What padded cell were you in that had fucking stairs in it? Did the doctors hope you'd fall and crack your head open or something?

>>42837829
Don't overthink shitposts anon.
Just laugh and move on like someone who took their meds.

I know when you're sleeping...
I know the things you're dreaming...

I know you're sleeping
I know the things you're dreaming
I love when you're weeping
Even death can't stop this feeling

I know when you're sleeping
I know the things you're dreaming
I love when you're weeping
Even death can't stop this feeling

And i know you will never give up
No you will never give up
You will never give up

And
Die

Obsession is often random...

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

seezna acknowledge

>>42837165
Imagine being a human who entered the underworld...
Prepare for assault from vengeful spirits and subterranean youkai

>>42838980
>assault
That's a weird way of spelling kisses and cuddles.

>>42838980
Gotta come prepared with all kinds of charms and relics to ward them off.

rape the tater.

>>42838988
i don't want to be hugged by monsters who pretend to be girls with fancy dresses!

>>42839013
Yeah, you want to rape them, sick fuck

>>42838950
I already like this stupid bird. Happy end yandere is a thing, right?

>>42839013
>Implying consent
Sorry, anon, but that's just how it is.

>>42839019
It's not rape if they want it

>>42839071
Can koosh even give consent?

>>42839077
have you heard of being subconsciously horny?

>>42839077
it's less about her consent and more about the fact she doesn't care about yours

>>42839087
That sounds like rape with extra steps, but i'm sure that's common in the underworld.

>>42839041
this face of remi looks memeable, the filename is also kinda funny

>>42839020
Now you can see if you can scare her off with how much more you love her than she does you!

Puliing Hatate inside by the hand!
Seeing her wrists and begging her in tears to stop hurting herself!
Holding her tight and telling her you can't love her back until she promises to stop the self-harm!
Promising her in turn to make a happy family once her scars are healed!

>>42839160
Is that what you think happened? I never would have imagined youkai use mind altering drugs/magic.

>>42838950
>Komachi

I think she is cute and I can relate to her poor work ethic. What worries me though, is that artificially extending my life indefinitely would be a priority if I were in a place where I could achieve that like Gensokyo. It does not seem like she would allow me to do that. Or would she make an exception just for me?

Manipulating distance would certainly make things tricky if she insists that I have a normal mortal lifespan and tries to stop me from pursuing transhumanist goals.

>>42839291
But would she abduct and rape you?

>>42838950
Merlin.

>>42838950
Kishin Sagume

>>42839298
Watching all 3 sisters fight over a single man and destroy their band over it!

>>42839291
>>42839298
>>42839317
Again, this thread is about whether or not the 2hu in question would be a yandere. I want to have a discussion over Aya abducting and torturing someone because they dared to look at you for too long and she noticed. I want to hear about hatater ripping someones teeth out for asking if you'd like a receipt.

>>42839253
She's clearly sad deep down and I want to make her feel warm and happy again!
I just want her to stop cutting her wrists... it hurts me too you know...

>>42839371
Hatate strikes me as more of a knife crime person. I'll bet she has a big 13 inch hunting knife that she threatens people with if they cross her.

What’s a yandere benben like

>>42840309
Real sensitive about what kind of music you listen to and wants you to listen only to her music.

>>42838950

>>42841812
Would Meiling abandon her post to chase someone around or would she only do that on her off hours?

>>42837165
God, I wish I had a crazy gf

>>42841812
She's got act 4!

>>42841860
What if she was UGLY?

Taishi-sama thinks you'd make an excellent addition to her Taoist trainees, anon! In fact, she's seen so much potential in you, she even wants you to enter her personal tutelage! You'll be coming back with her to the Hall of Dreams Great Mausoleum, and she ISN'T taking no for an answer, even if you do resist or put up a struggle. Don't worry, this is all only what's good for you!

Look at her smile! You can trust a face like that!

>>42841898
Byakuren, help!

>>42838950
I got Junko
I genuinely can't see her as a yandere unless I somehow remind her of her dead husband

>>42841903
Oh no no no, that won't work anon, that Buddhist swine won't have anything to do with you. After all, Miko already had Seiga help her out and make sure you couldn't squeal by gagging you and binding you in your sleep. Seiga turned out to be the perfect woman for the job! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll calm down once you're in Taishi-sama's presence and abode, you'll come to enjoy your new home since you're never leaving!
Look at how happy Toyosatomimi is to have you all to herself!

>>42838950
Paruparuparuparuparuparu
I'm in danger

>>42837720
Oh gross, its probably mashed bugs or something instead of chocolate.
I'll have to install a bug lamp or something later, maybe one of those sonic devices that scares em off too?

>>42841961
The Prince would never do something so vile like kidnap an innocent soul just for her own personal gain! Imagine how it's gonna look on her when the rest of her students find out! Or word spreads to the villagers via nosey Tengu! This must be the work of Seiga, the wicked hermit's getting in Miko's head! I bet it was Seiga who was really yandere all along and not Miko!

>>42837761
"Goddammit Hatate, I know the pair I picked out with you was your favorite but you gotta change it every now and then! Good God what is that SMELL, did you even wash? Get off me and we're going to the bath! Then after we cuddle and ONLY cuddle, you already know I don't believe in sex before marriage."

>>42841961
I'm sure Byakuren will come and rescue me. I will just have to patiently meditate and wait.

>>42838950
>Kana Anaberal
Perfect yandere material since she's a poltergeist.

>>42841946
Or son.
Though I suppose if you can get her attached to you via a mutual hatred of lunarians than she'll come to fit you into her obsession

>>42841994
Gonna have to whack her with one of these.

>>42842036
Don't be dumb, she's a youkai.
Slap an ofuda on that bitch and call it your holy lighting rod.

>>42842052
Wriggle grinning at you in masochistic glee as she grabs onto it and lets it fry her long enough that she can yank it out of your hands!

>>42838950
The inchling? Good luck, I'm behind three dogs.

And which direction did the screams come from?

>>42842090
Both.

>>42837165
I would grab her by the wrist, rip her panties off, throw her on the kitchen table and pound on her until she was a sweaty cum soaked mess. Then I would shove her into bed and ask where we should get takeout. Afterwards I would give her goodgirl headpats.

>>42838950
How would yandere Rumia defend her love?

>>42842543
she really couldn't because she's weak
hell, you could probably beat her if she doesn't ambush you

>>42842543
She'd eat you so no one else could have you. Duh.

>>42842543
Anon became close to Rumia after feeding her bits of raw meat for fun and she came to view him as both a source of food and a friend! She became even fonder of him over time since he is one of the only people who is nice to her!

Unfortunately one day Rumia saw Anon walking home with a nice human girl from the village. She didn't know that this woman was just his neighbor and that he was only making small talk while coincidentally heading in the same direction. Rumia started feeling a little angry thinking that this human woman was going to steal away her rightful meals as well as her friend. It got worse when it turned out that Anon and his neighbor were on similar schedules and walked down the same road at approximately the same time on most days.

Rumia started asking him questions. Who is that woman? What does he do with her? Does he like her? All questions Anon answers honestly because he doesn't really think anything of it. She's just his neighbor, he doesn't do anything with her, and she seems pleasant enough but she's not his type. Rumia believed him but she still didn't trust the neighbor's motives. This neighbor clearly just wanted to take him away for herself. Rumia has to do something!

Anon had not seen his neighbor walking down that familiar road in several days. Her lights were usually on when he returned home from feeding Rumia at night but the house had been dark as of late. Maybe her shift times changed or she had taken to turning in early for the night? These things and more were on his mind during his nightly visit to Rumia. She could tell there was something on his mind and asked about it. Anon told her that he is worried about his neighbor, as he had not seen her in a while. Rumia gleefully told him that the neighbor might have just wandered off the main road and got eaten by a youkai. Grim as that sounded, it was a possibility.

Anon fed Rumia a chunk of meat as he thought on it and watched her as she happily chewed on her meal. Though it initially freaked him out, he found her preference for raw meat to be endearing now. At times he found it easy to forget that she was a youkai and not just some cute kid with a quirk. Rumia finished up her meal and went over to Anon to snuggle up to him. He noticed that she had become much more affectionate these past few days. She seemed to be in an excellent mood in general. He asked her what had her in such a good mood before but she only answered by saying that she was happy to see him. That answer was good enough for him. He was generally happy to see her too.

Anon looked down at her and began gently stroking her hair. It couldn't have been Rumia that ate his neighbor. Rumia was aware that the neighbor was an acquaintance of his. She wouldn't have done that to someone he knew, right? Rumia looked up at him and smiled. No, she may be a little rough around the edges but she was a good girl. Maybe the neighbor has just been staying with a friend somewhere else in the village or something. He looked up at the stars and hoped that nothing bad happened to her, wherever she may be.

>>42841842
She'd try to fight the impulses over the course of several days until disappearing for a month and coming back like nothing happened

Why do I hear howling every night, even when you can't see the moon?

>>42838950
I got Kogasa.
She's too cute and dorky to be threatening.

>>42845447
Grimsokyo fags will say that this youkai would eat you alive

>>42838062
I instinctively read this with the song playing in my mind

>>42843207
>Anon looked down at her and began gently stroking her hair.
I wanna pet rumia

>>42846021
I would risk my arm to pet the cannibal loli

>>42845453
They're an uninspired lot

>>42840309
if you owned any musical instruments you would find them all "mysteriously" broken
the only one you need is benben after all

>>42837380
>after a night at a pub
>you bring a girl home!
Yeah I'm thinking no yandere obsessed with average /jp/ie (me) would have to worry about this one

>>42845453
In their minds, everything in Gensokyo will try eating you.
I wouldn't be surprised if they think that even the fairies want some of your flesh.

>>42845447
It's a little bit sad that in that image she is willing to let you do anything including being friendly with other women as long as you don't abandon her...

>>42838950
Probably mildest (but non-zero) yandere potential, ever
With her ability she'd drug me, blindfold and tie me to get me to some shackled at some abandoned shack in the woods where she'd force-teach me string theory, and I wouldn't be able to escape from there without getting lost but she'd have no problems navigating through safe unidentifiable routes at night to go get groceries once a week until I gain her trust on that I won't run away from her

>>42846710
She's not a youkai, do a reroll

>>42846778
Oh fuck

>>42846862
She'd going to accidentally drown you...

>>42846862
Don't worry bro, as long as you keep your lips on hers she can breathe for both of you.

>>42846906
>>42846883

She's not Murasa, she probably doesn't want to drown anyone unless it's women that get too friendly with Anon.

>>42846906
Please tell me it's her mouth.

>>42847608
How else is she supposed to give you oxygen? Pervert.

>>42846059
You just need to wear a chainmail shirt and hope she can't bite through it.

>>42843723
Meiling disappears for a month! Sakuya is angry and asks her where the FUCK she has been! Randos have been walking in off the street all month without her at the door! Meiling reveals to her that she was away getting married and drags in her husband who looked as though someone beat the hell out of him! Sakuya asks them what happened to him and with a nudge of her elbow, the man reveals that he fell down a flight of stairs! Meiling laughs and tells Sakuya that he is a very clumsy man!

Now he sits at the gate with his new wife who watches over him to make sure he doesn't hurt himself again!

>>42846883
You can breathe underwater, right?

>>42847880
I can when Wakasagihime's kisses supply me with air.

>>42847880
Would she let me go to the nearby mansion to ask the resident mage to teach me a water breathing spell or for instructions on making a potion with that effect or would she refuse because who knows what could happen between a man and a woman if they are alone together, so far from a body of water?

>>42839291
That would make an interesting love story.
A human who is extending their lifespan to be with Komachi longer, knowing the consequences.
While Komachi, bound by duty, has to kill him but keeps getting “defeated” every fight.

>>42847995
You're gonna have to bring her with you.
You're a strong boy, right anon? Not a single word about her weight or you might not be able to breathe normal air either.

>>42848049
Eiki eventually has to tell her to cut the shit and do her job or she'll find someone else who can, leading to a tearful showdown by the banks of the river.

Maybe she does it or maybe she goes rogue...

>>42848061
The curse of the mermaid
Where you want a woman, you get a fish, and where you want a fish you get a woman

>>42848098
Perhaps it reaches the point where the kishin chiefs are after you but Komachi is torn, leading to a confrontation between her and Shiki Eiki.
Despite appearances, Komachi is dutiful, but lazy. In WaHH we see a more serious side.

>>42848139
Perhaps Patchouli can help with that too?
Though I don't know how are you going to convince Waggy.

>>42848141
She challenges Eiki who tells her that she won't win, but Komachi says that she has to try!

>>42846883
She would deliberately keep you underwater so that you have to kiss her for air

>>42838950
What kind of yandere would she be?

>>42849087
The type to be so irrelevant as to stick to jsut lightly stalking you.

>>42838950
Probably the safest hu i've ever gotten from this. I'll be fine

>>42849750
Human! Reroll!

>>42838950
This would just entail being stalked by Sanae, and she'd probably be just as uncomfortable as I am.

>>42850097
What would Kanako do if you and Sanae fell for each other instead?

>>42837380
>Alice helping you cover murder
Thank you smart and kind Alice!

Youmu caught you looking at another girl....

>>42851085
We were just worried about Youmu's strange new habit of stuffing her shirts!

Youmu is scary...
All those times you called her a "dork" made her lose inhibitions.

>>42852141
Heh, as expected of a dork to resort to rape...

>>42838950
>Merlin
She can't be that bad, can she? I think I might even like her anyway, so she wouldn't need to want to kidnap me or anything like that.

>>42852887
Anon, you'd be be naturally friendly to her sisters as part of being her boyfriend then suddenly you'd find yourself chained up in the basement with 'Merlin only' sign on the basement door and a padlock firmly sealing it.

>>42852920
Merlin wouldn't do that... she knows that sharing is caring, how could she deny her own sisters?

Guys...am I mentally wrong if I really want a person with "Yandere" traits in my life?

>>42852975
There's a reason people say 'don't stick your dick in crazy' anon. Its because people have done it and lived to tell about it

>>42852975
It's fun to fantasize about but you'd end up disliking it fast. Some things are best left in the realm of fantasy. I wouldn't want my girl to feed me her blood or kill female store clerks, or thoroughly investigate my dick every hour to make sure I'm not cheating on her by masturbating, you know? Getting chained to a bed is fun for an hour or two, after a week you're gonna wish you were dead.

>>42853174
I wish Alice would turn me into a doll

>>42847850
god i wish that man was me

>>42838950
Nue, huh? Definitely what I'd consider a dangerous and worrisome lover, very fitting.

>>42853174
>thoroughly investigate my dick every hour to make sure I'm not cheating on her by masturbating
Damn Thats hot

>>42854697
And then you can't take a piss in peace or bathe because that would mean you're touching yourself. Can't dress yourself in the morning or evening. Scratching your balls would make her flip out and threaten to cut your hands off.

>>42854757
Get Alice-chan to do all of these things for you.
Win-win!
If she wants to, she ca even drink my piss if she's that concerned. Not my fucking problem.

>>42838950
I got Momiji.
Should I be worried?

>>42838950
Nemuno would make a great classic-type yandere. A crazy lady who lives in a secluded cabin in the middle of a forest with a big, sharp instrument to threaten you with. Even if you manage to run from her, you're shit out of luck since you're on Youkai Mountain. I doubt anyone would make an effort to save you either since no one else wants to step on this hick's property.

>>42854981
Deliverance but if the hillbilly was female...

>>42854878
I hope you like femdom

>>42854878
Her supernaturally good vision and sense of smell would make it difficult for you to have even the most casual of interactions with other women. Wherever you are, she's watching you. Whoever you were with, she'll smell her on you. You can't run from Momiji because she's faster and you can't fight back because she's stronger.

Would you snitch on her to the head tengu to try to get her to stop?

>>42838950
Out of all the men out there, why the HELL would she look at me!?
Definitely the result of some dangerous misconception she has about me. I must swiftly correct her image of me before she gets so invested that learning the disappointing truth won't totally mindbreak her into murdeous nihilism!

>>42855071
I can deal.

>>42855145
What's she gonna do? Not like she can do much to stop me from doing whatever in the human village.
Maybe Megumu can talk some sense into her?

After all, tengu-human relationships seem way one sided after all. Can they even work?

>literally an epitome of jeolusy
>mentaly unstable
>likes you (????)
yeah I think paru paru is canonically yandere

>>42855183
>Not like she can do much to stop me from doing whatever in the human village.

That's if you can get there before she stops you.

>>42855175
Anon all that would happen is you activated an of underappricated form of yandere. Its the "I can fix him" trope ramped up to the extreme where she isolates you and forces you to improve yourself and your personality at the cost of your dignity and wellbeing.
Don't worry though, she knows what's best for you, after all she loves you the most!

>>42855240
How do you fix debilitating social anxiety while being isolated?
That doesn't even make sense, lol. She'll realize the futility of it all and let me out before too long, I think!
And then...then, if she ever looks at me again at all, that loving light in her eyes will be gone without a trace. Ah.
Oh well, least I'm free!

>>42855280
Lots and lots of painful punishments till you can function normally around strangers! If anyone asks about your limb or broken fingers be sure to clearly look them in the eyes and tell them, "I had a nasty accident while working the other day" or another one will break!

>>42855303
"I lost my fingernails and teeth in a boating accident"

>>42855303
"Uhhhhh, ahahaha! Uhhhhhhhh I l-like, my fingers? THESE FINGERS!? I.....uh.....my fingers, I WAS PLAYING THaa-uh? Y'know that instrument, with your fingers?
Guitar! I was playing it, and f-fucked up, ahaha!! That's why my index finger is bent this way!
What s-song?..............................I forgot please believe me I'm not lying it was a guitar accident.
You too! I, I mean have a good day? Afternoon? Uh what time is-you know what I mean..."

Nailed it!

>>42855393
Pretty much what one can expect from anons. And to think there's someone out there that would find it hot.

>>42855393
Your yanhu is proud of you, making progress like that! She'll give you lots of cuddles and affection tonight!
>>42855473
Woah... its almost like youkai don't have a shred of human common sense or something...

>>42852975
I won't use the word yandere to describe it in real life but unless you are equally unhealthy, the answer is probably no. Anyone wired correctly would be unable to keep up with the level of obsessive love someone who is unhealthy is capable of putting out. That's my two cents as an unhealthy person at least.

>>42838950
>https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/
CUTE

>>42855701
Would she let you try on her hat?

The girls aren't taking no for an answer!
And tengu have a much higher stamina than humans do...

>>42855848
I try to trick them into fighting amongst themselves by telling them that and saying I only have enough stamina for one of them so they have to choose who gets to go!

>>42855994
That won't work, they already have a system in place.
I'd say goodbye to your family, you might not be seeing them for a while cause hatatae's got a lustful look in her eye and bought a lot more rope than was strictly necessary

>>42856023
Then I must resort to complimenting one of them above the others. I will specifically request that Momiji get to go first because I think she is the worthiest of the three and confess that I always had a thing for her! I'll tell her that I wish we could have been doing this in a more intimate setting with just the two of us!

I just think she would probably be the strongest of the three in a straight fight and could take the other two if she decides to rescue me from them. Better to deal with a single tengu than three!

>>42856232
You choose wrong.
Momiji is blown away by Aya and Hatate, who spend no time at all in strining you up and bringing you to an abandoned hut on Youkai Mountain.
All the way there they fondle you, barely containing themselves now knowing there'll be more of you around without the wolf tengu bringing them down.

>>42856357
I will persevere. Momiji is a soldier, I know she won't leave me behind if she loves me! She is sure to find a way!

>>42856381
Momiji does not love you, she is incredibly horny.
So are Aya and Hatatae, who are now fighting over who gets to use you first.
Time is running out before your precious virginity is stolen from you by either a NEET or the serial liar and gossip girl of town.

>>42856394
How angry will they be if I wait until they are both done to reveal that there was no virginity to steal in the first place and that they wasted their time?

>>42856411
she will be very dissapointed anon.
You'd best keep you mouth shut.
Aya didn't get those thighs from nowhere, and she's pretty worked up right now.
Time has run out, and Aya has won the argument by threatening Hatatae's phone.
Congratulations!
Aya is now brutally molesting you.

>>42849087
The type to re-enacy book plots but without understanding that they're fiction or even the context behind the scenes and being annoyed when you go "off-script".

>>42856429
I laugh as I reveal the truth to her! She can kill me but I have already won!

>>42838950
>Okina
I would be fucking terrified. What the hell would she even see in me? Am I just being used for some bigger plan? How would a god try and get closer to me?
I wouldn't be able to leave the house

>>42857200
Trust in the plan.

>>42857200
>I wouldn't be able to leave the house
she is already in

>>42857200
I've been wondering about Okina myself
she's definitely one of the harder girls to come up with reasons as to why she would be yandere for someone

>>42857330
Love is irrational for humans, maybe it's the same for the divine too. Could be that even she doesn't know why you, only that she needs you by her side.

>>42857398
I don't know anon
Okina is a schemer, if she approaches you its for a plan that she's gonna drag you into
only thing I can see is maybe she accidentally gets really REALLY attached to you

>>42857425
Your presence beside her somehow figured into one of her scheme but there was one thing she didn't account for....falling in love.

>>42857427
>but there was one thing she didn't account for....falling in love
cute!!

>>42857330
>>42857398
>>42857425
Anons please, mythos is literally chock full of God's getting really REALLY into their human lovers and going full yandere against women around the target of their affection.
Your only choice at that point is becoming said god's boytoy and placate her constantly lest she literally damn you to suffer till you die

>>42838950
How scared should I be? Like how fucked am I?

>>42857969
I hope you like prison cells, cause you're about to be arrested anon

>>42857969
>police officer
Rather self explanatory you’re getting raped in jail but hey at least it’s by a princess and not a guy

>>42857974
>>42858003
So like Handcuff Bondage? Jaillcells are reserved only for bad villains like Reimu.
I'm moreso scared about whatever "Princess" entails, do we even know what she's the princess of?

>>42858090
Of jail.

>>42857427
>>42857755
I can see it now
Okina starts by using you as a fake boyfriend to get under yukari's skin, but, she actually starts to fall for you and wants to keep you for herself

>>42857969
She's insane. You're getting raped at gunpoint.

Yuuka and Wriggle have set aside their differences and stopped fighting to the death over you. From now on they've decided to share you as their boyfriend for mutual benefits, so expect being forced into long threesomes with them.

>>42857021
Aya starts choking you with her hands while bouncing on your defiled penis
She's not gonnaa kill you, but she sure as hell is gonna make you regret saying that.
Hatatae overhears this, and brings out her razor blade collection.
You done fucked up, kiddo.
Captcha is d0 RDM
You might die an awful death.

>>42861762
I keep laughing through all the choking and tell her that my defilement has now spread to her!

>>42861863
>laughing while choking
No such thing

>>42861762
>Aya starts choking you with her hands while bouncing on your defiled penis
I'm a virgin, but I'd tell her I'm not just so this happens to me.

>>42838950
Raisin does not seem like the obsessive type, so I guess I am safe.

>>42862147
You poor, poor man.
You have zero clue, do you?

>>42838993
Don't forget roasted basedbeans in case of Onis in the capital

>>42857398
Why do youkai (or gods) love humans irrationally?

>>42838950
if I ever tried to leave she would get tsukasa to just gaslight me into wanting to stay
not that I'd get the chance, because she's a big deal in the tengu village and no one's gonna bat an eye if she put a leash round my neck
I bet she's the type to love leaving visible marks on me as well

>>42862553
Megumu is gonna brand you with an iron to mark her territory.
And you'd better say thank you.

>>42862553
She'd leave you with a circumcision scar as a token of trust between you, the tengu people and the tengu lord

>>42862548
Do you know how some people love their pets more than they love other humans? Maybe it's something like that.
Humanphile youkai are just lonely cat ladies.

>>42838950
I got Lunasa.
I think I'll be fine. She doesn't seem like the dangerous type. What's a musical instrument tsukumogami gonna do to me anyway?

>>42862672
Anon they're not THAT time of long nose

>>42862548
If they are anything like the Greek gods, they aren't all that far removed from humans when it comes to thought process. It could be as simple as they saw you and something in their head clicked and all they knew is that they had to have you. Especially so for something like yandere which is not a behavior for sane people anyways.

>>42863443
To you? Propably nothing much, aside from being uncomfortably close and going through your things.
As for anyone else, I could imagine those violin strings playing a significant role in increasing mysterious deaths around Gensokyo.

>>42855040
/jp/ies squealing like piggies at harvest!

>>42862726
I've often considered that youkai, being as far remove from humanity and common sense as they are; tend to view humans as we do companion animals. They don't think of us in terms of 'handsome' or our 'worth', and like looking at a cat or dog in how it looks like a "cute pet" they don't tend rate beauty of humans as important as were all just "humans".
So any youkai civilized enough to not consider a human lunch in the same way you don't eat cows and pigs raw would consider their human pet a short lived companion for them to dote on and love.

>>42862610
that's kinda hot...

>>42863859
You do know how human women sometimes let themselves get fucked by their dog pet? This apply to female youkai who own a male human pet

>>42862672
That's incredibly hot.....

>>42864238
I don't think that's a right comparison. Afterall, it's not like it's normal or accepted for human women to wear fursuits everywhere. But youkai do appear human, even if they don't bother to hide their "youkai-ness". And nobody picks on any half-youkai, as far as we know.

Benben please… I promise won’t say anything about pie again if you let me go

What will do when all three of them are yandere for you? What will THEY do...?!

>>42865097
Drag me to hell.

>>42863859
they'll stop regarding their mate as a pet when the morning sickness kicks in

>>42865097
>>42865112
You know how the saying goes, better to rule in hell than serve in heaven.

>>42865325
Becoming the Persephone to Hecatia's Hades!

>>42865097
I like to think that even though there power is immense, their home is a mess and the fridge is full of nothing but TV dinners
honestly after the initial shock of being kidnapped, I'd probably feel bad for them if that were the case

>>42866119
That sounds very very plausible

>>42866119
Look Hecatia is a busy lady, she's running three worlds' Hells here, she can't spare any time to clean. Junko? No no, she can't spare any time away from her revenge against Chang'e, it's out of the question. Clownpiece? You're going to make a sweet girl like her work like a dog? I never knew you were so heartless.

It was either hire a maid or kidnap a househusband and money's gotten tight since Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom's money driied up... surely you can see that it was the logical conclusion, right? Besides, Zeus used to do it ALL the time and no one badmouthes him these days.

>>42865097
Hecatia can do whatever the hell she wants to/with me. The other two can watch.

>>42866364
I will put the hecc on maternity leave

>>42866364
Licking Hecatia's pits...

>>42866364
Good thing Heca cares about her friends, she's going to make you do them.

>>42838950
I remember I got yandere bunny last time and I’m happy with my yandere bunny wife Ringo so I don’t need any other woman.

>>42866276
>It was either hire a maid or kidnap a househusband and money's gotten tight since Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom's money driied up... surely you can see that it was the logical conclusion, right? Besides, Zeus used to do it ALL the time and no one badmouthes him these days.
I cant argue with that logic
Besides, I'd probably feel bad for them and stay just to take care of them since they can't take care of themselves
Truly a devious plan by the hell goddess, eliminating all ideas of escape with how pathetic they are

>>42866276
After some soul searching I realized i'd 100% take care of them as long as they show me some affection.
Fuck, they know their mark well...

>>42838950
FUCK FUCK FUCK
AAAAAAAAA

>>42871778
It's okay bro just wear a Magneto helmet.

>>42871778
Why would you be dead anon? she's just a mind reader

>>42871778
>>42871812
Do you think wearing a tinfoil hat would work?

>>42871778
What's wrong anon? Since she can read your mind, she'll exactly know what your desires are and try to satisfy them, with one exception: letting you escape

>>42871846
Not that she'd have to do much to stop someone from leaving, given where she lives. You'd both be well aware that you would be safer staying there than trying to work your way back up to the surface as a simple human with no magic.

>>42871852
it's either you stay with her in the palace or you get gobbled up by some random thuggish oni from the capital nearby

there is no escape from the underworld

>>42871820
she's not just a mind reader, she's a yandere mind read in this hypothetical, she can personally vet your thoughts to make sure you aren't cheating on her in your mind by thinking of another woman
>>42871827
if enough people believe it'll work, it'll work

>>42871879
>>she's not just a mind reader, she's a yandere mind read in this hypothetical, she can personally vet your thoughts to make sure you aren't cheating on her in your mind by thinking of another woman
just don't think of other women, ezpz

>>42871884
Thinking about Okuu...

>>42866464
Ringo is going to love flaunting her bump

>>42866464
A happy life of mutual obsession...

>>42838950
Clownpiss acquired.

>>42873727
>no gay midget porn
anon you are slacking

>>42873727
No, it is you who just got acquired.

>>42873727
I hope your patriotism is at an appropriate level.

>>42873654
Slamming my thin hips into Ringo’s voluptuous butt while I hold her tightly in my arms, that I have accepted my fate of forever being with the thick yandere moon bunny who is completely obsessed with me.

>>42874190
>that I have accepted my fate of forever being with the thick yandere moon bunny who is completely obsessed with me.
good end?

>>42874337
Yes and we had many babies the end.

>>42838950
That's great actually. She can decipher all sorts of books and then read them to me. Sounds peak comfy. Then I can get her some of the books Ive read and we can discuss em!

>>42874425
Just be careful of what books she read

>>42874433
This is why any 'Suzu lover should keep a few Ofudas and know a few blessings to bust out. Just in case

>>42874425
What if she only reads you books she likes and your tastes don't align.

I'm happy to marry her right away!

>>42849087
It would just be the plot of Misery, presumably.

>>42838950
I'm going to ALICE

>>42878031
I enjoy the pleasant sounds of a biwa!

>>42878280
only if you're silly and try to run away
she probably wont have to break anything though, she's a lot stronger and faster than you so it isn't required

>>42878031
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER SHES MINE YOU CANT HAVE HER. HER BIWA IS FOR ME

Hatate... please, put the knife down...
Come... come on Hataters, you wouldn't really kill your boyfriend, would you...?!
Hatate...? Hatate! HATATE! NO STOP DON'T DO IT NO N

>>42881525
I'm sure he's fine.

>>42881634
She did not kill hm but she did rape him with a strap on to assert her ownership of him.

>>42881651
go away homoposter, Hatate has no such intrests

Marked.

>>42883816
Momiji's frustration when she realizes that not all youkai recognize or even notice her scent!

>>42883865
Momoji resorting to traditional white wolf tengu methods to mark you as owned!
a dog collar

You will promise that you will never leave Koishi otherwise bad thing will happen

>tfw no crazy girl into you

>>42891425
Trust me, you don't want real crazy girl, it best to leave it in fantasy

>>42887449
Does she at least wear a matching one of her own?

Why is Youmu such a psycho?

>>42892366
I'll tell her why I was walking with that woman when she tells me why she stuffs her shirts!

>>42881679
>picrel
You will NEVER live down the shame! Never!

>>42892366
Grew up isolated, self conscious thanks to being constantly overshadowed by Yuyu's yuyus, constant training with sharp objects, somewhat simple minded and very direct.

>>42842036
Perfect SEA enhance weapon

>>42855701
Reisei 2

>>42861702
I run away!!!

>>42842052
I would slap her with my holy lighting rod if you catch my drift

No, please don't kidnap me and turn me into your husband! Anything but that!

>>42861702
I plead with Yuuka to take me for herself. I don't want to go with Wriggle!

>>42837165
I was told the best way to deal with a yandere is to ignore them. Don't pay them any attention if you notice one is stalking you, continue your own romantic pursuits to scare her off, don't appear paranoid from her behavior by changing your locks. Is this good advice?

>>42896367
Great advice, my youkai gf told me so

>>42896367
Annoying my youkai stalker by living a boring and mundane life!

Anon, you arrived at my stall alone. There was absolutely nobody else with you, really.
Now eat, you need to eat, you need to keep your strength up. It's on the house.
EAT!

>>42899817
Dumb Mystia messed up spraypainting AGAIN!

>>42899817
Your business is failing and you want to give meals for free? That wont do, here keep the change, buy yourself something nice

>>42899817
it's neat how she can utilize blindness to make you dependent

>>42900020
Only night-blindness.
It would be completely ineffectual during the day.

>>42900029
Still, it would help when she's kidnapping you.

>>42900067
She's an illiterate birdbrain with less intellectual capacity than Cirno. You'd get yourself safely back home before dawn break.

>>42899817
I'm okay with this. Time to turn this yandere into a mother!

>>42900261
Meant to reply to >>42838950 Sorry please no bully.

>>42900261
>>42900272
Your balls will be milked dry, and she will not stop.
The sex fox is insatiable

>>42899817
Sorry, I must have gotten the wrong stand. I'm looking for the chicken stand. Just a matter of personal taste but I don't really like lamprey. I'm sure yours is perfectly fine, just not for me, you know?

>>42843207
i like a part 2

>>42900460
Me too anon. Me too.

You.
You're gonna be a hermit too.

>>42901290
That's good, I always wanted to be a hermit.

>>42901290
"No."

>>42901340

>>42901348
"No."

>>42901352

>>42901290
I agree on the condition that she turn me into an oni too.

>>42901368
Kasen, NO! Rape isn't virtuous!

>>42901394
But he said "yes"

>>42901290
Kasen is gonna turn you into more Kasens

>>42901409
No Kasen, forcing him to say 'yes' does not imply consent.

>>42901409
Kasen, that's 1 "yes" to 100 "no"s.

>>42901448
Yes it does.

>>42901470
That's it, I'm telling the Dragon God his sages are spending more time raping than doing their jobs.

>>42901290
even as a yandere, Kasen is probably one of the better (safer) choices of women

>>42901488

>>42901290
i don't think you can be a hermit AND live with someone else

>>42902149
It's just hermit training, don't worry about it.

>>42901290
I'm perfectly fine living alone with my chickens in the middle of nowhere, I don't want the kind of life you offer. Go flirt with a younger man.

>>42900460
>>42900485
I got you on the next one of these threads, whenever it may be.

>>42839007
No

>>42902289
She wasn't giving you a choice anon.
Don't worry, she's great with animals though

>>42838950
Got Marisa. How dead am I?

>>42837165
needs rape correction

>>42901368
Would she be more gentle if I consented? Or would my pelvis still get shattered before I could finish saying "Yes."

>>42904117

i dont understand the appeal of yandere girls
oh no a cute girl wants to suck my dick haha please anything but that

Cirno-chan is going to freeze your arms and legs and keep you prisoner until you learn to obey her like a good husband should! You won't be able to resist the bitter cold for long before you succumb and submit to her!

>>42903919
I fucking hope you like mushrooms, because she's 100% gonna lock you in her basement and force feed you her favourite food
(She's so autistic she cannot handle food without mushrooms in it)

>>42904677
Cirno would never yandere, she is too sweet and innocent.

>>42838950
>Flandre
I'm fucked unless she turns me into another vampire.

>>42904856
Exactly, that's why you should go visit her. Alone. And pack your favourite warm clothes.

New thread soon.

>>42905189
It appears so.

NEW THREAD:
>>42905367
>>42905367
>>42905367
>>42905367

>>42905388
We're on page 2 you fucking homosexual.

>>42905388
Smelly dumb offboarder scum

>>42905458
>>42905536
Kiss

>>42905657

>>42905698
My foreskin!!!!

>>42905713
That's tongue.

>>42905388
Baliff, smack his nuts

>>42904828
Marisa's eaten enough poisonous mushrooms that she'll feed you things she's built up an immunity to without thinking. I hope you like Fly Agaric salad or Destroying Angel risotto

>>42901290
fuck yeah

>>42839020
This artwork is FIRE
>>42850097
Kanako is my trad waifu
>>42862726
Sauce
>>42851085 & >>42892366
Amazing