/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No.

>>42725174
She can fix you.

>>42725224
No.

>>42725288
Acting like a bratty human in need of correction will only encourage her more

>>42725375
dangerously fertile

>>42725137
I want to marry a fairy.

THREE (3) KOGASA THREADS
I will just post my wife here

>>42725137
No I'd rather kill youkai

No

>>42725638
based
did you know that fairies start growing up once they fall in love (and get deflowered)?

>>42725137
But i don't want to

>>42727000
nobody asked for your opinion on this

>>42726223
Don't say no to Kasen!

My sexy wife.

>>42727377

>>42726959
You're a liar.
My fairy wife will stay cute and young forever.

>>42725375
She can correct me all she wants but I'll tell her "No" everytime and let her know how much I hate the relationship

>>42728265
You'll come around, humans are weak to tengu pussy.

>>42728265
Tengu are rapists. Hearing you say "no" only makes her hornier.

nah

>>42728748
>>42728984
Rape me all you want blue Aya, I'll never accept our false marriage

>>42729667
False by who's standards? The shrine maiden was paid off well enough to declare it official.

>>42729667
get tsukasa pregnant before her. that'll show her.

TOTAL YOUKAI DEATH
Kill youkai Behead youkai. Roundhouse kick a youkai into the concrete. Slam dunk a youkai baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy youkai. Defecate in a youkai's food. Launch youkai into the sun. Stir fry youkai in a wok. Toss youkai into active volcanoes. Urinate into a youkai's gas tank. Judo throw youkai into a wood chipper. Twist localizers' youkai off. Report youkai to the IRS. Karate chop youkai in half. Curb stomp pregnant youkai. Trap youkai in quicksand. Crush youkai in the trash compactor. Liquefy youkai in a vat of acid. Eat youkai. Dissect youkai. Exterminate youkai in the gas chamber. Stomp youkai skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate youkai in the oven. Lobotomize youkai. Mandatory abortions for youkai. Grind youkai fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown youkai in fried kutaka grease. Vaporize youkai with a ray gun. Kick old youkai down the stairs. Feed youkai to alligators. Slice youkai with a katana.
Humanity must win.

>>42729662
Evil. There is no defense for turnign down a youkai.

>>42725137
Can we make suggestions? Id like Okku please. I know she's (ostensibly) not the brightest but her smile is far brighter.

>>42729682
By mine, just because you pretended to be the priest doesn't make it official

I'm gonna marry the oni!

>>42730296
based

>>42730322
You're a human who became a tengu's property, you should know your place instead of argue about "standards". I don't even understand why you're complaining, you get to be married to a very hot and powerful tengu! You should be thanking her everyday with your body.

>>42730386
Maybe if she asked and took things normally I'd be okay with being her property but it was dumped on me one day without my opinion

>>42730414
Haven't you ever watched Beauty and the Beast? You'll grow to love her. And you get the role of the princess? Doesn't that seem romantic?

>>42730356
That's an apt Summary of Okku, yes. She's lovely and looks highly optimized for cuddles.

>>42730356
>>42730437
She tried to nuke everyone.

>>42730423
Rape is not romantic for the victim

>>42730443
So just consent already then! You're the one causing the issues here!

>>42730529
No.

>>42730442
Yes, and thankfully was stopped before nobody was harmed. Its okay. Folks make mistakes. She's a lovely ball of (literal) sunshine.

>>42730296
BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN

>>42730562
Humans complain about not wanting consensual sex, yet they won't give consent when offered to. Curious.

>>42730423
Someone needs to stop this demon!

>>42732694
This is what happens when a youkai seduces a human.

>>42732694
Just let Megumu rape you. It's not that bad, and you'll get a lot out of it, like security if you're nice and obedient. Wouldn't it be cool to have a powerful tengu that can look after you and protect you from bullies? Just let her have fun.

>>42733196
If being the husband/rape victim of powerful youkai is so great, why are there no humans around to advocate for it? Did something happen to them?

>>42730562
Arranged marriages start off rocky, but statistically are more stable as the pair grow to love each other. Sure, what she did was a shitty thing to do, but if you can just forgive her just this one time, it will be worth it

I love this dork!

Good thread

>>42725137
We're now married. Time for sex.

>No.
It's okay, she can say "Yes" for you as many times as it takes.

>>42725224
can i the fox on the side?

>>42737827
you'll have no choice
she expects lot of children, so lots of yours are going in the fox

>>42738060
Can I just take the fox instead?

>>42738805
Your firstborn is rightfully hers

>>42738060
damn good deal, i'm in
>>42738805
>he doesn't like 10gu butt

Sex the fox!

>>42740832
Fuck the fox rolls off the tongue better.
But yes.

>>42739370
10gui isn't bad, fox is just objectively better than bird. Not my fault the world works that way.

>>42738805
That's not how this works. You're in no position to ask for these things.

>>42743070
Can a bargain be struck to be with the fox on weekends?

There's no way a youkai would like a person as ugly as me

>>42746085
Maybe they have different beauty standards. Monsters aren't known for being attractive, after all.

>>42746093
Cope post.

>>42746174
/x/ disagrees

>>42746174
Shh I just want to make that anon feel better...

>>42746093
the heart wants what the heart wants, and her heart wants (You)

>>42746085
Unlike women from the outside world, youkai value much more what you look like on the inside.

>>42746085
I firmly believe that like how we think animals are cute even if they're ugly that Youkai think the same about humans

>>42748526
>Youkai see humanfuckers the same way we see animalfuckers
I see

>>42749962
>all youkai are literally white women
oh no...

>>42749967
>youkai are white women
OH NO

>>42748526
>>42749962
So youkai who are attracted to humans are jthe youkai equivalent of furries?

>>42750280
no just animal fuckers, the youkai that are basically furries would be youkai like Kogasa, Sekibanki, or Suika

You are all out of your minds.

I don't give a shit. I will take a fox youkai over my ex and I will be happy about it.

>>42750460
Youkai have better morals than most human females do so the risk is tiny

>>42751593
>Youkai have better morals than most human females
Lmao imagine lying to yourself like this

>>42751617

>>42751617
i will be yukari's dinner and there's nothing you can do, faggot

>>42751617
Kogasa is nicer than any human woman.

>>42751617
At least with them you know what you're getting.

>>42751850
>cherrypicked image from one (1) woman out of the 4.5 billion on the planet is an indicator that "most human females" lack morals
Lol. Lmao.
>>42752017
>entire life purpose is to scare people
One of these days this fool is going to give a granny a heart attack and end up killing her. No, plenty of human women are far nicer than her.
>>42752089
Yeah, some annoying specter clinging to relevance making life worse for humans by simply existing.

>>42752158
>Yeah, some annoying specter clinging to relevance making life worse for humans by simply existing.

But enough about human women.

>>42752017
my wife!

Fox fuckers think that sexing the fox is a good idea and a good time, but fail to realize that it's winter and you WILL become a dried fish over the course of a month. The words "no" or "stop" is not in their vocabulary at this time.

>>42751617
>All youkai have to act the way I read about them in a book because.... B-BECAUSE THEY JUST HAVE TO, OKAY?

Mama Yuuka

>>42752418
i will fuck the fox and so will you

>>42752577
surely this glass will protect me

>>42752603
there are no protections upon lands of gensoukyo
you will sex the fox like it or not

>>42752603
I almost would.

where's the crimson slasher when we need it

>>42752993

>>42752993
We don't need that dumb miko.
Now stop thinking about other women and get in bed with your youkai wife.

>>42753096
Ain't ever gonna catch me marrying no dork!

>>42752993
Reimu would be all up for exterminating youkai until she's told that if youkai are spending time having sex with their husband that's less time spent starting incidents

Then she's gonna have you at Gohei-point to fuck the monster so she can take it easy

>>42752017
Pregnancy scare with Kogasa!

>>42753106
What about a goddess?

>>42755200
What’s she gonna do tax me until I marry her? Haha what a dork

>>42755253
She will transfer the ownership of yourself to her so you will never leave her

>>42730442
Good, two times was not enough

>>42755200
She's just going to try to fuck with me in my dreams like Freddy!

>>42753415
Sanae will succeed where Reimu failed

she's employed and can support your NEET lifestyle

>>42759797
imagine going for the lowlife no name devil instead of the highlife charismatic scarlet vampire

>>42760201
the devil can get pregnant and make a family, the vampire cannot

>>42760201
the mistress is far too whimsical and capricious for a lover. an honest, hardworking devil who will love and treasure you is the way to go

>>42755360
Sanae does whatever her mothers tell her to do. Suwako won't care much at all, and you really think youkai can't strike a deal with Kanako?

No one is coming to save you, just accept your fate of a happy life with a youkai wife.

When she isn't being burdened by the weight of her many responsabilities, Megumu, as many Youkais do, fancies a comfy life with her partner that she can rap- I mean have a wonderful, consensual relationshiip with!
This person could be you, Anon!

>>42760228
You two could use Sakuya as a surrogate mother or something.

>>42760473
>strike a deal with Kanako
As soon as one anon asks Kanako out for a drink, the millenium maiden will become the number one supporter of marriage between youkai women and human men.

>>42760492
she'd probably jump at the opportunity

>>42760489
Why would I want her when
- Aya is cuter, faster and more homely. Lovingly rapes instead of rapes for pleasure
- Momiji is strong and will give you strong children
- Hatate is... uh... umm... hmmm
- All other crow and wolf tengu are just Aya and Momiji

>>42760585
Aya is not homely.

Living at an onsen with my alcoholic wife! Having to eventually petition Kasen to turn me into an oni when my human liver can't keep up with her anymore!

>>42760632
I'm sorry (not really) but real Aya is just better

>>42725137
the easiest way to a youkai wife is for one to be dumped into the outside world
they have no ID or applicable skills so they'll have no choice but to play housewife to some outsider to keep a roof over their heads

No way Ben Ben could love me

>>42761875
Why not?

>>42762007
I don’t know how to attract her attention

>>42752599
Fox looking cute here

>>42761768
Anon, that just kills them unless they're at least daiyoukai level or not based solely on belief

Aight just to derail a bit. Is there an actual ranking system we can use to define who would make the best wife? I was thinking a balance between high love, decent-to-low power, and low-to-no kill drive.

Junko fails to qualify due to her excessive power and how easily she would off someone, and it's hard to tell if she would ever love again. Meanwhile Lily White has a very low ranking in power and hostility, and is very well liked by many, making her a great potential wife. Additionally, her power to cause spring is very pleasant and useful overall, if limited to just springtime.

Anybody else got any rankings for the potential cantidates/choosers of husbands?

Wakasagihime would be a high-tier wife.

>>42763816
I'd rank characters that have servants higher just because it would be nice to marry into money.

>>42763841
What about Tenshi though?

>>42763847
Too powerful, she has to make you a celestial for it to work out.

>>42763841
As nice of a girl as Wakasagihime is, she is held back a bit by being an aquatic creature. You'd have some difficulty truly being with her as you could with someone else on land.

>>42763883
a perfect stay-at-home wife candidate

>>42763925
Living on a house boat to be closer to mermaid wife!

Explaining to Reimu that I love my youkai wife and our relationship is healthy by creampying the wife in front of her!

>>42763816
The only ranking that matters is that of your heart and dick. All other opinions are teirtary at best.
If you want to fuck the fox, then you will fuck the fox. If you want to fuck fairies, then you have to fuck faries.
Nothing else matters, if I am brought to gensyoko then I swear to you I will fuck the yam, lovingly, in the missionary position while holding hands soley for the purposes of procreation after establishing a proper, mutually beneficial, and consensual relationship. regardless of Hell's balance sheet or the amount of paperwork I'd have to do, the number of anons standing in my way, crossing the sanzu or even enduring lecture after lecture, it is all irrelevant in light of the will to power deep within myself.
my heart is the force that pushes me forward towards this; my dick points the way, in the end it simply has to be this way.

>>42760228
Psh.

>>42767889
Best

>>42763847
>>42763855
She's also not exactly the nicest woman in Gensokyo. Unless you're into a delinquent who looks down on you like a you're a peace of shit.

>>42767889
Too big.

>>42768050
pumping out kid after kid is bound to have some effect

>>42768050
the large breasts are to better feed your many children

>>42768050
old hag foxes can't enter the tub

>>42771625
she may need to size up to a beaker

>>42725137
For anyone else that was really confused by this caption, '据え膳食わぬは男の恥' is apparently an idiom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT A YOUKAI TO KIDNAP ME AND MAKE ME HER HUSBAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fox is the only clear and sensible choice

>>42768050
she doesn't need to fit in the tube
she just needs to fit in the maternity dress

fox sex with sex fox

>>42778491
What's fox sex like?

I hope she'll have pretty eyes and eyelashes
My captcha says V2KAT so I think my chances are good

The rest of you can have Tsukasa, I will marry the older fox so (you) don't have to.

>>42787108
>I will marry the older fox
Good plan, anon.
I'll marry and impregnate Chen while you keep Ran busy.

>>42787108
Anon thats a computer

What if you married a human instead?

>>42789928

>>42789928
I'm gonna marry this human!

>>42727074
my body my choice.

What if i marry nitori? How would life being married to her, as a regular human male be like?

>>42796100
She would spend long hours working on personal projects and you would rarely see her.

>>42796100
depends on your own personality, like any touhou arguably
if you are like Nitori herself, a probable requirement to catch yourself a Kappa wife, it'll be great since you'll be able to do fun engineering with your wife and eventual children

>>42796126
Which 2hus would be the hardest to wife?

>>42796146
any of the naturally abrasive ones, like Parsee, or the ancient ones, like Yukari
the former because they have being a general piece of shit baked into their personality, and the latter because they're so old and far removed from human thought processes that they'd struggle to be a good wife in ways a mortal needs, even if they genuinely wanted to
if the gap hag was once human, it was so long ago she probably doesn't remember it anymore

>>42796168
An abstract wife does sound fun and interesting...

>>42796168
The very long lived ones are the most interesting to have as a wife. It'll take a patient heart to teach one what it means to be morta as well as a lover.

>>42725137
Kogasa is unironically maybe the best wife in the Touhou series:

1: Has not one but two jobs.

2: One of those jobs is babysitting, implying she's good with kids.

3: She's not a flesh-eating youkai.

4: Her personality is generally cheery and amicable. The worst thing she'll do is try and surprise you. Which she's bad at, so it's not like a Kogasa jumpscare is going to give you a heartattack.

5: Kogasa isn't just considered harmless enough to be allowed in the Human Villiage; but the humans *trust her with their kids*.

>>42796576
I agree. She would be perfect wife for a regular life. Personally I would go Remilia just because I always wanted to live in an old timey mansion and larp as an old world aristocrat. She also has servants which is an added bonus when it comes to quality of life. Remilia can also turn you into a vampire which is a perk in my books.

That's just my taste in architecture though. Kaguya would be just as good a choice if you prefer the traditional Japanese style of Eientei. Also the immortality she can grant has far less drawbacks than vampirism which is another point in her favor.

Satori is also a choice if you want the high life but she can read your mind which might feel a bit intrusive. She also has no way of extending your lifespan, as far as I am aware at least.

>>42796576
Please read the print works.

>>42725137
I will not have any sort of relationship with youkai. I do not want my balls to be crushed.

>>42799205
No worrying. You're balls in a good hand.

>>42737257
thats my wife

>>42799205
It's okay, as long as you don't marry one of the more unhinged ones they will probably know to control their strength around your balls.

>>42725137
I will only marry this bunny. No other woman can compete with her!

>>42799745
Who would be your second choice if she laughed at you and turned you down?

>>42797622
What fucking now
Did it all get shuffled to the negative because they always have to be dark and edgy

>>42799745
Anon, there's a good chance that she hypnotized you into loving her.

>>42799762
I would reflect upon my flaws and improve myself then ask her again, repeated until she gives me a chance or I die alone.

>>42799793
What if she agrees, and you two live a happy life and have multiple kids, then as you're about to die from old age, she releases her brain wave manipulation and you were just a lonely NEET? Reisen!

>>42799803
>>42799793

Also that entire fantasy took place over the course of a couple of seconds.

>>42799803
>>42799806
That would inspire me to put more effort into courting her. Reisen was kind enough to show me such a beautiful future, I need to make it a reality!
>>42799792
Impossible. My love is genuine.

But the local troon told me that all 2hus were lesbians and they would never love a man like me.....

>>42799953
The ravings of lunatics are akin to hearing words in the wind. Sound without rhyme nor reason is simply noise, to think otherwise is giving yourself over to lunacy.

>>42797622
Which printwork are you referring to, that anon didn't seem wrong at all

>>42799953
Don't listen to the bad people. They are miserable and want to make everyone feel the same way.

>>42725137
Not happening. I want a loyal wife, and the youkai are harlots.

>>42730356
>based
Leave

>>42752158
>>42752438
Who are you quoting?

Don't marry this goat. She'll eat all the food and leave none for you.

>>42800133
Probably a zounose work that they insist is canon

>>42751617
all real women are evil witches
i'd rather be with Meiling-san or even Remilia-sama

>>42725638
same

>>42800977
Even Kogasa is a good girl in Zounose works

>>42799766
People in the Human Village DON'T trust Kogasa. There are even notices warning against her.

>>42805856
Poor Kogasa. She tries her best but people still hate her...

>>42807964
Damn, Mystia looks like THAT?

>>42809515
you better whip up the big d now, anon

>>42809658
Making Mystia angry instead by telling her I am not a fan of lamprey!

>>42725137
How do I make the umbrella

>>42807812
sex

>>42807812
I'll have uhhhhhhhh bunny dango, bunny dango, some bunny dango and uhhhh big bunny dango PLEASE

>>42807812
Rabbit the rabbit's rabbits

>>42796168
I want Parsee to trick me into her room and rape me in a fit of jealousy because I was too autistic to catch her hints and/or too afraid to risk pushing through her emotional tsundere walls like a more confident guy might.

>>42799745
Anon, NO! This is not true love!
She hypnotized you. You need to get away before it's too late.

>>42816707
>before it's too late.
It already is too late. It was over the moment he looked into her eyes.
Always remember to close your eyes when near this rabbit.

>>42816227
I also want to get raped by a Touhou, specially being kidnapped by Yukari

>>42737257
This is a creature that will nibble your giblets disguised as a human female. Listen to the laughter in this song and tell me it is human: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ie06WIvssnw

Same applies to other youkai.

>>42817141
Yukari is the prime yanhu

>>42725137
BURY YOUKAI

>>42817990
Dammit Marisa, what did I tell you about trying to bury people by hand in the winter!
It won't work since the grounds too hard!
You gotta cut them up into pieces and feed them to the hungry predators low on options then burn whats left!

>>42817609
i want yukari to hug me and protect me from other women and keep me to herself

a god is fine too

These poor youkai need nightly threesomes to calm down.

>>42820706
You are her prized possession
She will never ever let you go

>>42725137
I don't know if I would want to marry a youkai. I think she would get bored of me very quickly and leave me heartbroken.

>>42830264
very erotic

>>42830264
Before/After of my wife meeting me and giving birth to our tenth child!

>>42830264
Nue from Gensokyo vs Nue from Lewdsokyo

>>42830264
Left is 100% better than right.

>>42832449
Left cute! Right bimbo!

>>42832449
agreed
left could do with some c cup breasts but the hips are far superior

nue hips are super interesting

>>42833440
Childbearing hips

>>42833440
Erotic!

>>42750460
Based.
Good hentai, i'd also risk my life for the Yuukussy.

>>42750460
This one stroked my heart boner, absolutely essential for any youkai lover to read

>>42835873
does Reimu try to seduce him to save him from Yuukussy?

>>42836357
No, she wants to steak Yuuka's rightful property.
Of course, she'd then sell him to buy food, so there is that.

What's it like to have a goat wife?

you can pick one

>>42836770
she vores you
the end

>>42836779
I'll take mystery girl Nue.

>>42830189
Why can't hag be less evil

>>42836779
B-but i don't wanna be a Buddhist!

>>42836779
the Erotic one

>>42837024
And give up your free PS2?

>>42837024
>B-but i don't wanna be a Buddhi-CRUNCH

>>42837042
>>42837060
Balls or a free ps2...?
Very hard decision

>>42837176
No, it's having balls AND a free PS2.
Much better deal, don'tcha think?
Just sign here and we'll let you go!

>>42725137

>>42837024
It's okay, the only one that might force it on you is Ichirin and that is only because it would probably not be appropriate for a monk to be with someone outside their faith.

>>42840704
Kogasa is very marryable!

>>42836770
ask your local muslim 4 dat

>>42836779
Not even a contest.

>>42843473
Unzan is an odd choice anon

>>42844041
Would you say it's quaint? Perhaps even queer?

>>42750460
You'll see the light and abandon human women too, sooner or later.

For every anti-youkai post I'm going to have another baby with my youkai wife!

>>42849338
Don't fuck youkai! Don't fuck youkai! Don't fuck youkai! Don't fuck youkai! Don't fuck youkai!

>>42844765
Holy shit, the sex fox really is sex

>>42850928
do not sex the living printer
your finances can't handle it

>>42855901
>your finances can't handle it
but her's can, free room and board off gappy's expense

you wouldn't marry a paru

>>42857248
I could be talked into it...

>>42844765
Artist name?

>>42857248
I WOULD

>>42807812

>>42861086
Cousin It?

>>42863489
I don't see that hairy fuck anywhere. That's Thing!

>>42857567
kezhou

>>42861086
Mmm, bunny dango... licky licky licky...

you can not marry cartoon characters moron

>>42867073
Not with that attitude

>>42867073
Hatsune Miku guy. Also Touhou is no less real than you are.

G

>>42844765
Is this rotoscoped? It's too lifelike to be traditional animation.

>>42873646
Do succubi have a concept of marriage?

>>42873839
Doesn't look rotoscoped to me. Probably used a reference though.

>>42725137
>But you're not going to be single in Gensokyo for long
>implying i live in Gensokyo
Kek.

>>42725385

>>42888514
Apologizing to Momiji for calling her cute and promising to never do it again!

>>42725137
It's too bad all the foxes in Gensokyo are in yuri marriages. I guess I'll remain celibate.

>>42891720
and be their slave

>>42725137
No!
It’s my dream to be a wanderer on Gensokyo with my virginity intact.

>>42891720
Girls can't marry girls, silly.

Kill youkais. Behead youkais. Roundhouse kick a youkai into the concrete. Slam dunk a youkai baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy demon. Defecate in a youkai food. Launch youkais into the sun. Stir fry youkais in a wok. Toss youkais into active volcanoes. Urinate into a youkais gas tank. Judo throw youkais into a wood chipper. Twist youkais heads off. Report youkais to the Anti-Youkai Department (AYD). Karate chop youkais in half. Curb stomp pregnant black youkais. Trap youkais in quicksand. Crush youkais in the trash compactor. Liquefy youkais in a vat of acid. Eat youkais. Dissect youkais. Exterminate youkais in the gas chamber. Stomp youkai skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate youkais in the oven. Lobotomize youkais. Mandatory abortions for youkais. Grind youkais fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown youkais in fried chicken grease. Vaporize youkais with a ray gun. Kick old youkais down the stairs. Feed youkais to alligators. Slice youkais with a katana.

>>42894254
Least chauvinistic human village resident. Why can't you just get along with the youkai?

>>42894367
Because benben made me listen to her perform for 2 hours it was torture especially that one song where she kept saying she liked me I don’t know what was about

>>42894254
I'd like to see you try, Big Boy~

>>42894037
Silly anon, it's legal for youkai (and human women) to commit rape in Gensokyo. A virgin wandering around by himself is a target.

>>42894794
I need a chasity penis lock to protect my virginity!!!!

>>42894794
That's not fair, human boys have rights too! I'm going to protest this and make a change!

>>42894692
Gappy is being kind of scary...

>>42895539
It's a system that Gensokyo's most important people have come up and support because it works. The Village leaders? Reimu? Sanae? They're all in on it. Youkai live off of fear, and rape is a safe and efficient way of causing it. It's also enjoyable for the youkai and will keep them happy which will reduce the chances of them causing trouble. This is just something you have to do for a peaceful and functional Gensokyo.

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>>42896531
Scary girls are sexy.
2HXJP

NO BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE LESBIANS

>>42895539
>human boys have rights too!
Yes, they have the right to shut their mouths and take off their pants.

I have a serious question about yūrei and figure this is the best place to ask: when they are protrayed with hitodama, why is it always 2 or more? Shouldn't a ghost just have one soul?

>>42899444
Nobody is gay in Gensokyo. At least until you arrive there.

>>42896685
I refuse to believe that this is a conspiracy and that everyone not only is in on it but actively supports this system! I'm going straight to the shrine maiden and telling her she needs to correct this!

>>42900203
Reimu was like you at first before it was explained to her how it was a good thing. Now as long as they rape responsibly and don't do it anywhere that would cause too much of a fuss, like the shrine grounds or in public, she's willing to turn a blind eye.

>>42899444
>444
Death for lying

>>42900203
>I'm going straight to the shrine maiden and telling her she needs to correct this!
If you tell her you were raped by youkai, she'll just say you were asking for it and that you should man up and stop complaining.

I don't want to get pump and dumped by a youkai.

>>42904395
"Welcome to Hakuerei Shrine. Are you here to play? Do you need a blessing? Hey, I can't hear what you want if you mumble, and try to look me in the eyes as well. Hm. I see. A youkai assaulted you. Listen, are you really telling me the full story? You weren't wandering alone outside the village? Take anything from strangers or follow them somewhere? Listen, If men like you are going to keep putting themselves at risk, then I'm not going through all the trouble of tracking her down and punishing her. You knew what you were doing. Why don't you just go back to the village and have a nice rest, and not bother anyone about this? Make sure to drop off a donation at the shrine, and good day."

>>42908359
If you don't beat her up, i'll crap in the donation box, so help me god.

>>42908359
Lazy shrine maiden. If she doesn't deal with the youkai now, there will be even more of them after 9 months.

>>42908359
Reimu, sexual assault is serious! At least make the youkai take responsibility! That's less work for you anyways since a married youkai is only going to be bugging one man at her home!

>>42908607
>>42909258
>Reimu
>sexual assault
Don't mind if I do!

wonder what size of a litter to expect

>>42909450
translation?

>>42909332
N-No! Reimu you're supposed to be helping the problem! Not become a part of the problem!

>>42909721
She's going to eat a man, Sexuallyふふ

>>42909258
See? You were clearly asking for it. Oh and you better pay child support, there's no deadbeats in Gensokyo

>>42909624
SPREAD

>>42909721
>Eh? You want to play with me? O-okay... if it's just some tea...
>Hehe... It's been a long time since I caught a male
>I'm absolutely not letting you get away...

>>42913238
wolves in heat are scary...

>>42910500
There's no need for child support in Gensokyo, you think Reimu wants to play the role of collecting money for someone else every month that she doesn't get a slice of? Reimu will just demand a marriage to be done with it.

>>42919998
These are youkai
They could just throw you over their shoulder and carry you off