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She deserves daughters.

>>42810051
look at this adorable dorky spider

>>42810051
Happiness is a smiling spidercow

Gargoyles will rape you, they'll rape you so hard. You better stay away from the Gargoyles.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Alps deserve having lots of daughters too

Submissive and breedable big girls

>https://files.catbox.moe/roas34.webm
hecker...

>>42810051

>>42810093
the sugar queen? i wonder just how sweet she may taste, especially from her pussy

>>42810090
Sauce?

>>42810090
wew lad

>>42810065
I'll only accept turning to stone with a fox

>>42810068
Why are alps discriminated against so much? They're literally monster girls who want a loving husband just like all the others

>>42810106
Because we are filled with crossboarders right now and they keep mixing their western trash politics with Monster Girls

>>42810051

>>42810111
Anon, was it from me talking about latina monsters or something along those lines?

>>42810034
Share them

>>42810099
that's all there is besides a no audio version

>>42810111
Ah, I see.
Nice trips though.

>>42810116
No, but every time people starts talking about Alps some retard starts calling them transexuals and start posting /pol/ garbage. Hell some of them even post wojak edits on /jp/ of all places.

>>42810124
ah, now i understand, i fucking hate those faggots, also dont like alps either

>>42810117
Haha, the guy right after you said I shouldn't!
I'll throw together a mega some time this weekend.
Most of the generations are too low quality to post in a thread, but they're sure interesting.

42810117
please go and dont encourage those pretenitous fuckers

>>42810117
He won't. He either hopes to get the anti-AI folks to start screeching, or just wants to brag and feel special that he has something the rest of us won't. Both assuming he's just not flat out lying.
It's best not engage with these sorts of people.

>>42810051
>POV: You broke curfew

such bait, such wow
K, Now would you date the weird armor that you found when you fell into the abyss?

>>42810174
yes but i'd feel weird putting it on because then how do i look at my wife or sex it

>>42810090
I want a version where she's leglocking him

>>42810185
anon, armor found in chests are alive, dont you hear her loving whispers to you, don't you feel so protected?

>>42810138
But I've seen KC AI generated art and it was pretty good. I assume it's gotten better since then too.

>>42810195
i'd feel better with some company in the abyss

>>42810134
Share the best one.

>>42810216
But you do, Anon. you picked up living armor!

>>42810205
>it's gotten better since then
That's not how it works

Winterstown’s most famous Rata

>>42810193
i want a 1minute creampie version with more detail on her anus

So what was that about bat mgs?

>>42810262
She wants to write the news but keeps hearing about how anon wants to mating press her

would lizards go for more lively and nimble elegant thrusting blades or more brutal cutters?

Breed wolves

>>42810279
>Hah, anon can’t meting press me if I’m in a full snowsuit, I’m a genius!
>Oh no?!

>>42810275
campy 60s bats or edgy 90s bats?

The ones that tease me if I don't tease them back.

>finally work up the courage to check out the gym near your place
>step out of the locker room
>minos warming up by curling 300 kg tungsten blocks
>bunnies casually jogging on a treadmill at 80 km/h while checking their phones
>hellhound kicking a heavy bag in the corner
>you can feel the shockwaves from across the building
Yeah, I think I left the oven on or something

>>42810333
I'm getting snatched up by a bunny

>>42810407
it's the year of the rabbit but bunnygirl lewds are not a plenty

>>42810333
Anon, just grab the wurm protien powder and you too can do the same, just gotta start off slow and steady, getting strong aint a race

angry fairies

>>42810333
>Leaving right away
Pussy. Go spot that cute mino it’s dangerous to lift without a spotter

>>42810333
I'll just find a spot and start warming up by jumping rope for a bit then go for some light deadlifts, then squat some weight, and finish off with some russian twists.

>>42810294
woof

>>42810333
Just make a beeline for the rowing machine and get into the mindset of a sailor lost at sea, eventually the white noise of the gym will settle in the sound of crashing ocean waves

pov: a fox is shorter than you

>>42810477
Now comes the part where you wonder if that kraken making a beeline for you is real or your imagination

>>42810502
maam I can see your entire bobs

>>42810452
>Anon approaches right as she finishes her set of squats
>drops the weight behind her
>muscle lich has to put his ribcage back together
>tells him that he needs a good source of calcium to heal his bones
>also tells mino that she owes him
>and mentions that the gym sells couples passes for a discount

>>42810537
I think I'd be a little too traumatized from the searing, blinding pain of having my ribcage crushed to really want to do anything else.

>>42810502
I don't like that weird smile, I don't think I'm going to eat that cake

>>42810502
Please don't trust a fox's height. They're masters of shapeshifting and illusions.
It's trivial for one to ensure she is always shorter than you or taller than you.

I will bully or ignore all foxes that are not sufficiently, visibly, stronger than me. Pic related is the minimum level of danger needed to impress me.

>>42810552
That's fine. You just need a few months of bedrest. Her bed, that is. Yes, it has to be hers. I won't get into the science behind it just trust me. And you have to rub her ears too; it will help with the healing process.

>>42810581

>>42810581
No matter where I go they manage to stalk me. All from the nearby school, to the convenience store or even at work. They don't even care if impersonation is a crime. I can't trust anybody no matter the age rage. How am I supposed to detected the mofu which can't been seen?

>>42810646
Marry a Gazer. She can see EVERYTHING

That advice goes for all of you.
Love Gazer.
Marry Gazer.
Live a happy life with Gazer

>>42810502
>a fox is shorter than you
Not interested. I like them as tall as me so we can look each other in the eyes or taller than me.

>>42810641
i find fluffy spiders much more approachable

Please say something nice to my wife!

>>42810769
Something nice!

>>42810769
exposed shoulders uwah

>>42810712
>Gazer is playing on a retro handheld while sitting on your lap
>You're watching the latest isekai
>Her eyestalks are looking straight at you
>Some of them are uncomfortably close
This is the life you chose.

>>42810717
Everything is more approachable when fluffy. It's only a matter of time until all monsters are assimilated to the mofu.

>>42810712
gazer has the most anus presentation art and this gives her great favor with me

*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*

>>42810832
Everything is more approachable when dead

My advice is that big butts on little girls and childbearing hips on children are the best.
Consider loving pears, sex with pears, lovingly stomach bulging pears and making love to pear anuses.

>>42810502

>>42810106
Because it takes a full MGE magical transformation to overcome the IRL YWNBAW.
>I wonder if Alps still do storytime at libraries to find Shotas?

Lilim appreciation post, I want to make a lilim instant lose

Baphomet potion making

Baphomet doll making

>>42810937
Agreed. What if you had both udead and mofu though? Imagine the draining ability of a wight put into the fluff of a beastgirl, or maybe a harpy's wings.
>getting burried in weresheep fluff or fox tails as she drains you
>leg locked by your bundead wererabbit wife as she drains you dry
>a jubjub wing burrito that drains you from all sides

Baphomet vampire finding https://files.catbox.moe/xgvrho.png
Because it's too large

sending baphomets megamorphosis bombs

>>42811082
>My hands are Octopus fingers now hehehe
God just imagining all the shenanigans of a very high baphomet couple would be like of the strange paths they would go down on a daily basis.

>>42810825
>pounding your Gazer doggystyle
>there are eyestalks watching in close-up from every possible angle
>grab one eyestalk and feed it up her ass so she can watch the action from inside

>>42811126

>>42811143
another stratified victim of the uwaaabomber

>>42811150
Nono, she's perfectly capable of such magic herself

>>42810641
I want a fuzzy spider imouto backpack.

>>42810676
Can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>42810641
nice fluffy spider, not like one of those scary spindly spiders

>>42811126
That's terrorism

>>42810068
I want an alp like that who used to be Chad tier!

>>42811126
angry baphomet sends you a mixed mini- and mega-morphosis bomb that makes you small but your dick huge so now none of your clothes fit and getting an erection makes you pass out
and then they fuck, happy end

>>42811190
then why hasn't MGCPD apprehended him yet?

>>42811126
You're doing the Lord's work Anon, keep showing those kiddie fuckers that a man only wants meaty hags to impregnate not someone with no meat to hang on to.

>>42811217
I like her tired eyes.

>>42811070
>plays Red Eyes Black Dragon
That's why she lost! She needs to look at making a trick room deck.

>>42810937
Why does stitches on undead girls make me go into breeding mode?

>>42811209
>the bomber is the chief of police's husband
>makes sense when the chief almost looks like one of those fertility goddesses from ancient times

Kinda wish Dopplers regained their ability to shape shift after getting more confident in their husbands love. It would be really neat y'know?

>>42811126
Good, doing the fallen gods work anon

Best monster to be a healslut for?

>>42811343
>Healing
Just don't get hit, scrub

>>42811343
Sandworm. Other monsters you have to worry about movement and positioning but with sandworm you can focus entirely on healing.

>>42811343
I'm not a healslut! I'm a paladin with healing magic! Stop treating me like a baby!

>>42811290
I think it'd be fun if the power stayed, but she loses control of it. Like she's constantly accidentally having her clothes transform into cosplay and fetishwear that her husband thinks she'd look good in.

>>42811358
Paladin order uprising soon, brother. Our redo is upon us.

>>42811213
Old hags are just jealous of damn female kid supremacy.

>>42811382
>husband mentions that he's thirsty
>dopple's chest grows three cup sizes subconsciously

>>42810051

>>42811343
P'Orcs and H'Orcs.

>>42811431
What a cutie. I wanna have a fun adventure with her.

I was playing hogwarts legacy and how come write fags never use nebulously animated suits of armor as a stand in for combatants?

>>42811436
I'll be too busy smelling H'orc musk to heal!

>>42811343
foxes

>>42811436
>implying they won't be a healslut for you instead

>>42811463
Only way it can work within MGE framework is if they are Cursed Armor and then they are not any different from standard mamono.

>>42811468
>Dex build Anon fighting a H'Orc warrior.
>Able to keep just out of reach, fast dodge rolling and taking little strikes, slowly wearing her down.
>Out of nowhere the H'Orc manages to grab his wrist.
>What follows is a series of grapples and throws, as the powerful strongfat H'Orc goes
from sweaty armpit headlock, to squeezing him between her thick thighs.
Gotta learn those attack patterns.

>>42811463
What if you accidentally killed a Living Armor?! But the non-meme answer is Hogwarts Legacy is a game. Other mediums need more conflict build-up and less flimsy reasons to maintain the suspension of disbelief. For instance, who's making and sending those nebulously animated armors out with the intent to cause harm?

>>42811520
>Only way it can work within MGE framework is if they are Cursed Armor
why

>>42811532
Because if they weren't mamono, they would fight until death and that just inevitably leads to murderfaggotry.

>>42811343
Amazons and green orcs

>>42811552
Yes, that is the idea. Although the existence of the possibility of death leads to gore and the like about as often as the existence of the empire led to all the heroes getting swiftly executed in the movies.
>>42811523
>For instance, who's making and sending those nebulously animated armors out with the intent to cause harm?
Just say a wizard did it a thousand years ago?

>>42811570
>Yes, that is the idea
Then it's a shit idea. The only place for edginess in MGE is in retrospections to reflect on how mamonos make the world better.

>>42811343
Any STR/CON build Barbarians

>for some reason all the recent captchas have been saying weird stuff like “ilov eyou” or “marr yme” or “need dick”

>>42811596
During camptime you can teach them how to read/write and speak in complete sentences.

>>42811589
But they don't. They only lead to stagnation as male competition would hit zero.

>>42811604
>eagle harpy tells you the only letters she needs to know are U, S and A

>>42811606
>the if "my dad doesn't beat me, we can't cure cancer" meme

>>42811606
Shit bait, go entertain /v/tards with it

>>42811606
Again, not understanding MGE. Kill yourself subhuman

I want amazon elf.

>>42811613
I tell her nice ASS.

>>42811621
I'm going to wrestle her with my dex build and challenge elf supremacy!

>>42811616
If you think people would do anything if cooming all day I don't know what to tell you.

>>42811570
>Just say a wizard did it a thousand years ago?
Doable, but how many stories involve ancient ruins? There's your answer why stories haven't done it. It's not a one size fits all "solution". You're better off just using the Order as antagonists for that.

>>42811636
Your sentence is mess tgtard. Fix it . This has already been discussed tgtard. But of course you act like your doing a gotcha. Kill yourself subhuman.

>>42811636
They don't though. All the fleshed out demon realms in the world guides have functioning venues.

>>42803068
You’ve got a fully fledged plot. Go for it, if you like. The irony of dom monstergirls is that they are the same as all others. Succubi are happy to give largesse for regular dickings. So to for all others, at the foundation. Easy partners have very wide and high appeal, if access is limited. Promiscuity signals are simple ways to imply this, making them ‘homing’ like MGE is an option. Regarding Elves, I had the notion of them using the additional expressiveness of their ears for extra charm and perhaps targeting. The other side of this is that their ‘sensory homunculi’ is concentrated around/on the ear, and the ears would be oversensitive. As picrel shows, even unusual and uncomfortable procedures can be tolerated by Elves, if the ear is strongly stimulated. The pleasure drowns out any discomfort or hesitation.

Faith builds are the best. You get to recruit as many of the monster nuns as you want.

>>42811690
It's a tgfucktard or sbfucktard. They are not chatting on good faith.

>>42811690
A more interesting question is how the economy functions. Since it seems most couples likely only work part-time, where does the money and industry come from?

I like to think the economy runs off harvested mana. As in, couples keep a mana battery in their room and periodically sell excess magical energy. With an abundance of cheap magical power, physical labor would be more niche and charge a premium.

Yandere Wendi possessively grabbing your monster dick.

>>42811763
no

>>42811589
Diff and disagree. Resurrection and magic healing make death and gore temporary and solvable problems. This is logic, not me actually advocating a specific platform. Inb4 y’all go Fallen_Maidens.flamewar over everything. My personal stance is that picrel is fucking hilarious.

>>42811761
There’s farmers if you’re talking about economic stuff read the books there’s even a scorpion that is a pest that eats crops which the thread has nicknamed the Viagra Scorpion as a joke.

>>42811787
There's a few mentions on economy stuff, but understandably it's not KC's focus. This is the sort of thing I really enjoy.

>>42811606
Name one thing wrong with stagnation when everyone is happy.

>>42811784
Nta, but only people who unironically read shitfics like The Knight seethe over Fallen Maidens nowadays. Druella did nothing wrong.

>>42811606
Why shouldn't male competition be zero? Do you see everyone being happy as a bad outcome?
Why do so many morons think you can't win if someone else can't lose?

>>42811589
>>42811784
The threat of serious consequences are fine, but following through is another story.

Aight imma head out, this threads shit and I'll be back when we're talking about the right stuff:
Meaty hags and their veiny tits!

The true question is why economy still exists at all when you can stay alive just by fucking.

It's Friday night and you know what that means! That blithering idiot will be posting bait in the thread and trying to start a bad faith argument. Contemplate fluffy tails instead.

>>42811852
It is possible to stay alive without money, but luxury goods and services are still there.

>>42811852
There'll always be demand to have someone do something for you.

>>42811896
That's not specific enough.

>>42811896
I'm gonna sue rata for libel!

>>42811896
this rata is cute, but i'd like to be oiled up and wrestle some oiled up monster in a nude oiled wrestling circuit

>>42811896
There's something about large Ratas able to physically overpower a man.

>>42811928

>Can't come home one day just to find a Tall-Strongthick Kiki has moved into my home and is playing with my cat.

>>42811852
Most of the MGE economy is mama-powered sex toys and potions.
Fuck your waifu, produce mana, sell full mana battery, buy potions etc to enhance fucking, fill more mana batteries...
Surplus mana can be used for non-essential amusement items or to power city infrastructure.
>Moneyprinter goes Cooooooom

>>42811906
Any combination of >>42811921 and >>42811928 working for you?
Getting subdued by a large Ratatoskr that uses her fluffy tail and mofumofu paws combat.

>>42811965
>mama-powered
Hags have corrupted your brain

>>42811965
> *mana
Or leave as 'mama' if Anon is a shota

>>42811964
Yfw the Kiki tells your faggot Sith to gtfo

>>42811761
mana cages are the most simple way of making money since most things run on mana

>>42811614
Clearly your dad didn't beat you enough

>>42811819
>based Roper-ocracy
Druella aside, I brought it up because FM is as edgy as MGE gets, afaik. Unless anon is splicing Old Era MGE or MGQ super edge into stuff — either fits in the past history, but limits the available mamono. There used to be a lot of that splicing in the fan writing. Maybe people were cramming all the monstergirl stories in a pile, can’t recall.

>>42811828
Despite agreeing, the possibility of a stretch of edge that is corrected posthumously can distort the idea of “following through”. MGE has enough safety railing that Job-tier misery can be (eventually) fixed. Not being argumentative, just thinking…

I like ups and downs instead of misery congas, personally. A problem: malicious but ultimately harmless stuff carries ‘fates worse than death’ perceptions for the ignorant humans, which is harder to write.

>>42811975
I can't stop thinking about them...

>>42811382
Yes! Like her treating the transformations as the same as dyeing hair type of thing, wish KC did that instead

>>42811994
>most things run on mana

My favorite economy idea: Food service. Think of those big kitchens you see serving hundreds or thousands of people. Prepare a menu two weeks in advance and distribute tokens to those who sign up. Redeem tokens to have food placed into a teleportation box to have it delivered into a linked box in your home.
For all those couples who want a delicious meal but aren't feeling like a night in town.

I'd like to incorporate this into one of my stories at some point.

>>42811463
Those would be living armors, which y'know ends up being the same thing as a normal person.

My god. In a post-scarcity utopia where your only obligations is to have sex with your wife, you all can't stop trying to invent currency again. Why? Leave the old world in its grave.

>>42812037
Silly anon. Some of us want to go out to meals, or buy nice outfits. or generally do other things than fuck. Why don't you stop being an ass and let other people enjoy the wish fulfillment.

>>42811763
NO! BAD WENDI! We're going to my cabin and we're gonna cuddle and drink hot cocoa and watch a movie first, and only THEN we're gonna sex, got it?

>>42812037
It is the tangible manifestation of effort and value. The benchmark by which men can measure what they have accomplished in their lives.
To throw that away would deny men of a purpose.

Lmao found this should be used if there’s shitposting happening.

>>42811606
One post and all the coomer degenerates start seething

>>42812051
Why would anyone work to produce goods for you to consume if they didn't have to meet their basic needs? Do your own damn dishes, буржуазная свинья.

>>42811949
I thought Foxes were bad enough...now we have to worry about squirrels too? There's no escaping mofu

>>42812037
>you don’t need food or goods
>just survive by licking waifu ass bro
Mamono manipulators typed this post. The DL should be compensating us for all these mana shenanigans. Institute non-sex currency already, geez.

>>42811896
She looks like she's about to engage in a Ron Burgandy news crew fight.

>>42811975
They're insidious and unstoppable anon, please help the hag victims before it's too late

>>42812084
>Why would anyone work to produce goods for you to consume if they didn't have to meet their basic needs?
Because they want goods other than the ones they're producing themselves?

>>42812037
You can still have money for luxuries though, plus you make it just from fucking your wife. Might as well y'know?

>>42812084
You can have your head-canon, but it's already confirmed that goods and services are a daily part of life in MGE. Not sure why that upsets you when it's entirely opt-in.

>>42811928
Large, Nordic Ratatoskrs

>>42812073
>unbacked fiat currency
>the benchmark by which men can measure what they have accomplished
Judgement by gold and not works? Only dragons are measured by the weight of their hoard. The more you have, the less you are; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life - the greater is the store of your estranged being, the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour - your capital. You are thoroughly Creeping Coin bait, friend
>>42812110
just poking fun, that's all

>>42812084
I'd still want to work, hell I'd be more motivated to work in MGE. It wouldn't just be pointless toiling for an elite class that doesn't care if I die, and I would be guaranteed a happy ending as long as I'm not a cunt.

>>42812073
I'd rather pursue knowledge or personal passion projects for my own sake than hoard wealth in a rat race. The coom all day and do nothing vs wage-slaving because of some undefined 'muh purpose' is a false dichotomy.

>>42812123
>hell I'd be more motivated to work in MGE
Right? You literally work just enough to attain whatever level of luxuries you want, or because you just enjoy it. Imagine what the world would be like if we could all just bake cookies or sing to enjoy the occasional night on the town. Where doing what you love is viable and appreciated.

>>42812134
This is the way. You are free of your obligation towards pointless drudgery! Pursue art or scholarship or whatever else makes you happy. Don't labor for its own sake.

>>42812015
Bold idea. I’d do a jizz-credit system with mana cages. Afaict, MGE is a barter world. Literally everything is better than barter, unless paying for stuff with waifu products is your fetish. That leaves some girls ‘high and dry’. The good part of a sex-to-mana system is that everyone has something of value automatically.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105782304

>>42812145
It would be a genuine paradise honestly, or the closest thing to it. Just knowing that I'll have a happy ending even if suffer pretty bad helps a lot, like pretty sure my depression would disappear even if I stayed alone for decades y'know?

>>42810090
>be hellhound
>jiggle ass at anon
>that's all it took
stupid sexy pepper pupper

>>42811523
what does an armorwife even feel like, does one look stupid having sex with armorwife that nobody can see?

>>42812179
Born to suffer and know how much better everything could be.

If the portals opened would y'all still use the chans? Depending on the wife I got I might use them way more or way less, like if I get a Chesh I will become a massive shitposter.

arent you already one? all u need is a name

>>42812209
depends entirely on if they come here or we go there

>>42812191
Maybe one day Anon, one day. I'm looking into spirituality shit as a cope, maybe the afterlife is personalized and there's some weird quantum woo woo we don't understand yet.
I'm aware it's schizo tier shit but I no longer care

>>42812209
God no. I'm only here for these threads. I'm fucking OUT if I could go to MGE and live with the waifu.

>>42812214
I mean yes, but I mean like the type that posts bait to get (Yous) and shit

>>42812225
It's really not. MGE has definitely made me a better person. There's nothing wrong with trying to be the person your waifu would want you to be. I've been looking for volunteering opps in my city. Happiness may be denied to be, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't try making someone else's life better.
I wish more people here would embrace that rather than be shitters.

>>42812229
Respect that, if my wife was a shitposter I'd do it with her but personally if the portals opened I wouldn't even want to stay on earth. I'd want to live in whatever their world is called I don't care how nice earth becomes

>>42812251
Based and correct, I really wish the Anons here would be nicer. At least to people who are neutral or nice, and aren't attempting to derail threads.
You'd think a setting about love and happy endings would attract sweet people but nope

>>42812295
>You'd think a setting about love and happy endings would attract sweet people but nope
not at all, but it's very good at attracting people that aren't happy.

>>42812295
>You'd think a setting about love and happy endings would attract sweet people but nope
I've pointed that out many times in my years here. We have a lot of /pol/ fuckers who really seem like evil people at heart.
This can be a disheartening place to hang out when you have nothing against minorities, LGBQT, or basically anyone.
>>42812321
This is what I tell myself. It might not excuse their actions but maybe in a better world they would be better and happier people.

>>42812190
ghost sex

>>42812321
I'm not happy I'm a miserable bitter person but I try not to take it out on anyone else, most people would call me sweet. I understand being sad and miserable but you really should not take it out on randos. I struggle with it pretty hard during real bad days, but still. Remember monsters would want you to be nice to people no matter how much pain you're in

>>42811603
I literally got a captcha once (not 4chan obviously) that straight up said "will you marry me" once. Posted it here and got some laughs, that was like 8 years ago though

>>42812209
i might wave to greenworm anon if i saw him but otherwise i'm out

>>42812328
>randomly bringing up politics for no reason
You are one of the evil people m8

>>42812348
I don't feel the need to say anything else on the topic. Not trying to derail anything, just making my point and ending it.

Bad luck on those Friday night mixers? don't worry about that anon, your auntster will always be there to keep you company after that, cook your favorite food and drain your sorrow and stress

>>42812357
This racoon looks like she could use fewer mixers and more hours at the gym.

>>42812363
I wonder if you can make someone lose weight just by having hot sweaty sex

>>42812372
yup, honestly one of the most carolie expenvise exercises

>>42812372
You can do that here already.

>>42812359
nooo reverse search doesn't work so i can see if nude version

>Every once in a while, a student will come up to me and ask, "Ms Longhorn, why do you teach sewing?" They say it just like that. "Why do *you* teach sewing?" Why not fitness? Why not an arcahne?

>>42812387
it's suruga. i'm not aware of one

>>42812328
/Pol/ leaks a lot into everything sadly, honestly the whole happy ending aspect of MGE is what really pulled me in, I feel like that's biggest thing fucking me up right now.
I just want people to have a happy ending I think everyone deserves it because most people who are ""evil"" are usually just deeply traumatized and need help, I really do hope there's a happy afterlife that's personalized for the individual.

>>42812390
Poor ushi oni who just wants to bake cookies and sing at the local quior.

>>42812372
Goes both ways, if you're into meaty hags or massive muscle ladies your waifu is gonna grow big

Random thought I had:
>professional chef gets Shoggoth waifu
>shog is insulted at first by the chef insisting on cooking
>eventually settles on being the tools for him
>his cooking gets even better

>>42812340
A sign Anon, your waifu is coming for you.

>>42812037
The alternative is telling her that all the gold she collected isn't worth anything now, and I don't know if I could do that.

>>42812343
Fair, I do wonder how this place would change if the portals opened. Wonder if the ratio of guys to gals would swap, kinda like the 4mon memes

>>42812421
Bro what? It's still gold, and not the game creeping shit either

>>42812417
wonder what it's like going from imitation shogloaf to the real thing

>>42812400
>the whole happy ending aspect of MGE is what really pulled me in
No, that can't be it. Ha.
I wonder how much deep trauma there is here. I can thank my parents for fucking me up. I'd love to sleep through the night without the nightmares. I'm about to break six-figures in a great career and all I can think about is how unhappy I am. I'm tired of being a rock that everyone assumes is a successful, well-adjusted person.

>>42812251
I respect the altruistic sentiment, and do minor volunteer work myself. We ain’t the only pieces on the board, after all. Even if I disagree with a religious premise, that’s ultimately the most minor of concerns. Keep at it.

>>42812439
I'm sorry you're going through all that Anon, I really hope things get better for you. If you haven't tried spirituality or therapy maybe give them a shot. They help me a bit, for now.
A big cope I use that gets a bit too deep into crazy territory is a combination of quantum immortality with spirituality, I just hope I one day get a world that I enjoy being in like MGE or something.

Telling mamono to stop helping!

>>42812372
I don't know, my auntster keeps gaining weight despite all the hours of hot sweaty sex we have several times a week

>>42812472
That will only make them help harder anon

>>42812452
>>42812467
Thanks anons. I'm sorry for the Friday night blues.
Unfortunately, we've strayed a bit far from the thread. Instead, let's talk about Yetis. Specifically how great they are and why we should all have one as a friend. Or waifu.
I'm going to make a fortune selling chocolate crackle cookies from the recipe I learned over Christmas to the local Yeti village! Finely paired with the local hot coco!

>>42812209
I'd lurk around a few days to see how the rest of the boards react to the invasion, and I'd post in these threads a little bit to join in on a "it's happening" celebration. After that'd I don't know. I'd probably just wish you guys luck finding your waifu, walk through a portal, and fuck off for good. But there's a part of me that wants to stay here just to see you guys brag about how you found your wife. It may be a bit cringey, but I'd like to see you guys get your happy endings.

>>42812492
All that effort and I forgot my image. I'm sorry fluffy pillow monsters, I have failed you.

>post portals
>Post picture of dog
>"How do sith? Instructions please"

Aside from this I’ll leave the topic be.
>>42812328
8chn monster had a later onset than most MGE crosses. It was the major MGE x pol vector, leaving aside the nests of miscellaneous insanity: v and trash. I expect they’ll age out of bastardly attitudes, apparently that’s what happened with the old MGU debacle. But I only know of that second-hand, so ‘take a pinch of salt’ and all.

>>42812328
Alphabet people aren't people.

>>42812400
Nice trips, nice thoughts.
>>42812492
>>42812504
You’re fine. Besides, Yetis are forgiving. Was thinking of doing a Nacho story, myself. Nachos are also forgiving. Quite generous too, you get the spitting and profanity free of charge.

think you could talk your way out of a ticket?

>>42812492
Imagine how nice a yeti friend would be man, although not sure how long I could resist hugging them back

>>42812562
I am willing to lick most parts of her body.

>>42812581
I'm sure they love platonic hugs just as much. You just better be sure you don't want it to be something more. They'll know, and you will be tenderly loved.

>>42812600
>hugging ms yeti platonically
>she whispers in your ear 'you slip for one fucking second and i'm pinning you down here and now'
oh that ms yeti and her jokes

>>42812562
i could talk my way into a ticket to avoid what comes with getting out of it

i love egg laying but my waifu doesn't lay eggs...

>>42812705
I love hags drawn by Hroz

>>42810333
>Yeah, I think I left the oven on or something
>Letting them know you cook
It’s like you want to be married right there in the gym

>>42812708
He would make a perfect Danuki auntster or Troll doujinshi

>>42812705
The nuns around here sure are aggressive.

>>42812811
are priestess or nun sahus a possibility?

>>42812822
Any monster can have a faith build

>>42812822
shaman is more common but of course the world has need of swimsuit nuns

>>42811852
Because it's running in the idea that people will work cause they find purpose in it or to earn extra income. Basically, you work cause you want to rather then cause you have to.

>>42812790
Wao!

>>42812209
surely monster internet is be-
>speak on mic
>"ohmygodisthatiguyhipleasetakemyitemsandletmehealyouand-"
>"i have a girlfriend"
>votekick: anon. reason: scamming. 11 yes 1 no
>anon has been banned from the server for: scamming
yep, going back to the chans and suffering in silence.

>>42812872
Well, time to stuff socks down my crotch area and stream on twitch I guess.

>>42812872
i'd just let them ramble on for a bit then tell them to clean their rooms, then themselves, go out there and ask a man out on a date

>>42812953
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna trust a fox!

>Chills and fever coming on.
Send forth the Nurse Unicorn.
Except she shows up in a plague doctor outfit instead of a nurse outfit.

just jam my face into the hellhound crotch muff and let me fill my lungs

>>42812961
Only the small ones are safe to trust.

I’m a ghost on the run from my childhood friend who is a wisp that I met two hundred years ago who has become yandere over me what do?

>>42812973
how the fuck are you still alive?

>>42812968
you're just gonna get plapped

>>42812992
What do you mean I already said I’m a ghost so no I’m not alive and I sent this message using my energy on that poltergeist shit.
>But being real for a second I’m surprised there isn’t a story about a ghost anon being stalked by a wisp since if I remember right male ghosts are a thing just like male elves and dwarves since they are under humans.

>>42812992
First three fuckin' words
> I'm a ghost

>>42813037
>>42813037
k, go get laid mega virgin, you are stinking it up in here

>>42813077
I need shonen-protag waifus.
Don't even need a chest that big.

>>42813077
Damn sneaky slimes.

>>42813077
something seems a bit wetter about my knight captain today but she must just be sweating a whole lot! I better take her out on an elaborate one on one platonic post workout date!

>>42812562
>talk my way out of a ticket
>now I'm instantly going to jail

>Hag trying to prove she's still fit

I will mere a malef

>>42812209
Would go look at /pol/ and /x/ to see the "itsHabbenning" meltdown of Portals of Mamonos invading their basements.
> tfw /mlp/ bronies are confused that their waifus have human upper halves
> /lgbt/ now /alp/

>>42813154
She's fit enough for me.
She's certainly got the hips for it.

>>42813154
with a tail that thick she is fit to get pregnant

>My name is Vanessa.
>I'm 300 years old, and I'm from Zipangu.
>I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist.
>I'm hired, for humans to fulfill their fantasies...
>Their DeepDarkFantasies.

>I was gonna be a movie star, y'know with modelling and acting.
>After 102 auditions and small parts I decided, y'know, I had enough...
>Then I get into monsterization work.
>The clientele requested a lot of um... fetishes, so...
>I just decided to go... um, y'know, Full Master, and...
>Change my whole entire house into a dungeon, um... dungeon master, with a full dungeon in my house...
>And it's uh... going really well!

>>42811221
lolis who work hard need pampering too

>>42813077
The captain of the guard has been awfully nice to me since I gave her that valentine.

need bat mommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1spxgJLLBrU

>>42813227
Man I despise vtubers. Just normal thots with a 2D veneer.

>>42813198
I want aftercare from a delf!

Treating a powerful hag lilim like she's a normal succubus! Taking her on dates! Confusing her with modern memes! Getting her into video games (probably just farmville)! Making her feel young again! The possibilities are endless!

>>42813240
I like her design, though

>>42813198
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down

monster most likely to capture and sell men while they are hooked to milking machines until sale for the sake of efficiency?

>Seconds before getting snatched up by her tails

>>42813404
The mofu snare is difficult to break free from.

>>42813404
what a lewd outfit

>>42813402
>hooked to milking machines
(((Tanukis)))

>>42813387
Fuck you

>>42813419

>>42813451
Shit, the female symbols didn't go through for some reason

>>42813431
you should see the other small fox

>>42813431
>>42813468
canon outfit of said small fox

Sun sets, little one
Time to dream
Your mind journeys,
But I will hold you here.

Where will you go, little one
Lost to me in sleep?
Seek truth in a forgotten land
Deep within your heart

Never fear, little one,
Wherever you shall go
Follow my voice
I will call you home
I will call you home

>>42813481
wat da fug

>>42813451
Ah fuck you, leather(wo)man.
Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're that tough.

>>42813514
you will fall for her panty and tummy window with her barely covered fox titties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeYwObD-j4

Uhhh cats?

>>42813514
Are you trying to denigrate fox culture?

>>42813487
Bogie behavior was utterly wasted on the weird stuffed animal aesthetic

>>42813650
kots

>>42813650
What about cats?

>>42813763
Magic cat

>>42813747
Why are fox lolis so odd

>>42813780
Because they're a thousand years old

>>42813780
They're perfectly fine. You're just being judgemental.

>>42813784
AHA, FAKE LOLIS. THEY'RE PHONIES.

>>42813801
Fertile foxes are the best!

>>42813801
bottom right is a hyena!

Do monsters smell nice and not "monstrous"?
I don't want a big werewolf that smells of beastly musk or a snake that smells like moist wet chalk and salt

>>42813859
they will stink sexy if wild

>>42813758
big agreement here

>>42813758
Motherly mamono are peak. I don't usually care for the frankenstein getup but I love bogeys enough to look past it

What song would you love to hear a monster sing?

I'd love to hear punk cupid do: 'Who taught you how to hate'

That gentle, warm embrace has the power to alleviate the target's anxiety, nervousness, fear, and the like, so no matter how stubborn the male may be, once hugged in those arms, he will want to indulge in her affection like an honest child, spontaneously entrusting himself to her soft body.

>>42813982
we need to create a superbogey that can save even the most depraved of earth psychopaths.
we must give this living stuffed animal the power of mofu

>>42813931
I'd rather get it from a girl whose design I like

Post pics of schedule dogs begging for deep kisses and their bellies licked

>>42814160
No

>>42814175
>I heard you were calling my little sister a dork
>luck for you, I just penciled you in for a two hour apology session with her

>>42814175
Bros...i'm in love.

>>42814196
Too bad she has no tail

>>42814197
Doesn't matter, she can be my brutal eqyptian queen of the dead

>>42814175
Oh, that's sad.

>>42814191
Looks like being a dork runs in the family!

Pharoah is secretly hosting an underground slave trade network! The rest of the monster world isn't going to like this!

>>42814111
Who is this?

>>42814296
Sounds like Grape Snake lies to me.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

>>42814290
>yeah, it's me
>cancel my 3 o'clock and replace it with "beat up some wiseass"

>>42814330
I'm weak to her floof

>>42814311
The breast girl, of course

you know what
i'm a huge foxposter, but i just realized
i really fucking like cows, too
(I don't have any holst pics immediately on hand, take this as compromise for now)

>>42814358
What if a cow fox

>>42814358
especially this one, she's such a big sweety

>footsteps turn into squelches as you enter the shoghouse

I’d get instant loss’d and become the nearest hound’s boytoy within 5 minutes at mgc lord have mercy

>>42814556
This is the problem with spawning in a zone filled with monsters that are too high level for you to have a chance.

>>42814514
>You're lost at night and find an old creepy house in the woods
>You go inside, feeling something is amiss but can't place your finger on it
>You finally collapse onto the bed you spot
>The second you lay down the blanket starts to tighten and hold you to the bed
>You hear an eerie but sensual voice say "Welcome home, master"~
I really wanna see more horror stuff with the chaos girls, main downside is horror attracts edgetards

>>42814556
To be honest most MGs would insta loss us, I would fold to a group of Dom imps and I don't even like Lolis or imps

>>42814378
Damn monster girls, they even corrupted Monopoly.
No game is safe with them, everything will be made lewd.

>>42813487
>be Anon
>your cute Kiki maido sings gentle traditional Kiki lullabies as she does the housework
>want to learn some words of Kiki-slav
>buy a dictionary at the Tanuki shop
>can understand some song words
>Anon is still confused
>ask the Kiki if she is a vegetarian?
>confused look, 'Nyet, Mashtah'
>then why are all her songs about removing kebabs?
>Kiki blushes

>>42814358
I have some smart cows

>>42814296
>>42814324
>apophis gets sick of being single
>uses a network of middlemen to facilitate the purchase of a slave husband
>she'll mindbreak him and figure out a backstory of how they fell in love and she totally didn't buy him
>deal is about to go down
>arranges to be there in person
>it's the fucking pharaoh
>benevolent leader of the desert and champion of men's rights
>holding the leash to her new husband
>apophis is on the brink of dying from embarassment
>pharaoh is sweating bullets thinking her secret slave empire is about to be exposed
>both of them hastily agree that this never happened
>tensions mysteriously ease between the two empires, though no reason was ever stated

>>42814709
Hopefully grapes snek shows some gratitude and helps the Pharaoh with her empire

>>42814682
even a slime is too powerful

>>42814728
Unlikely.
>So, planning to take your husband to the "oasis" you met him at one moonlit night for your "anniversary?"
>I might. Have you found the cause of all those mysterious disappearances of single men along the roads of your empire?
>Nope.
>Hmm.
>Hmm indeed, you lizard.

>>42814670
>Anon gets trapped in Shoghouse
>all the
hallways curve in 26D space and all lead back to the Shogbed room
>Anon realises he has no idea of how long he has been getting drained by the Shogbed, days are meaningless, time is distorting
>Anon tries fleeing down the moebius-strip hallways, no escape
>hears a faint voice 'If you want to escape, make a square corner'
>finally back in the Shogbed room, Anon presses his hands into the curved corners of the squishy walls to make a square corner
>Heckhunds of Tindalos reach through the rift in the Void to haul Anon into non-Shogspace

>>42814805
Only problem is most Lovecroftian mythos is that the Old Ones are too large or weirdly shapeless to be effective Mamonons
Hellhounds of Tindalos and Innsmouth mermaids are probably the only others besides Shogs... and maybe one black-furred CatSith with an odd name.

>>42814670
The best you can probably do with them is softcore yandere stuff with erotic body transformations you sometimes see in Hentais, that I can probably try and come up with something later or someone else will before me since I’m gonna go to sleep soon, which I am the same anon who made that green text of a lewd version of a MGE Bloodborne crossover a couple days ago.

Which mamonos would be most likely to help you overthrow the Demon King and take her place as ruler of Hell?

>>42814945
The Demon King herself but in disguise like a bugs bunny skit.