/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42802011
Alligator doesn't have a cool shell, and it's kinda hot when nobody would believe you your turtle wife could dom you.

I am a slave to the fluff, including fluffy wings.

>>42802028
There's something fluffy I want to touch but it's not the tail

>>42802033
I'm retarded and misread, sorry. Alligator snapping turtle wife sounds cool.

>>42802039
ah, the ears.
good choice.

Ran Yakumo is sex btw

>>42802039
Her pubic fluff?

>"A-anon, what does 'bug sexo' mean?"

>>42802067
It's German, it means 'six bugs'.

>>42802047
Does an uncropped version of the tilted alt exist?

>>42802047
She looks very soft and pillowy, perfect for sleeping on.

>>42802028
For me it's Tsukasa.

>>42802109
9 > 1

Sniffing dog butt.

>>42802047
Her claws will scratch the switch

Gazer with messy hair or Gazer with neat hair?

What's something monsters could do to insta loss you? For me it's treating me like prey or calling me theirs, also neck licks

>>42802147
Yes

>>42801978
Using the source correction, 53 kcal per 100 mL, 53(9) = 477 calories per Khepri, daily. 3000/477 = 6.2 Khepri. Your estimate of 5 or 6 hits the ballpark for my earlier math. Double checked the source data, 900 mL/day is a peak in human production.
>petite so lower productivity than the human value
Not so, though we all wish size mattered in this case. It’s a basis of sexual selection, after all. But the desert environs are probably on your side of the fence — lower than human standard. Interesting thought experiment.

Assuming the 900mL/daily, for the sake of argument, this implies a few things. The most obvious is that Khepri colony size is linked to male calorie requirements. Presuming the magic dung balls don’t get 1.21 Giga-jizz over everything…I guess they have to meet an intake requirement to push off the orgasmatronic physics-fucking device. After that all bets, besides beetleraep, are conditional.

>>42800831
>decent labcoat
Based. Even if the hose is some eldritch Selkie impossibility, it looks nice.

Gonna toss out some writing. Can’t think of how to compress the Greilia plot, but wonder in what directions anons would take it. The other thing is self-contained, doubt anyone’ll get the references. Both are MGE baseline.
GRE-0003: https://controlc.com/3c18c5f9
RR-0000: https://controlc.com/8ff97f5d

>>42802147
Speaking of gazers why aren't they classified as chaos girls? Aren't they based off beholders?

>>42802152
patting my head and telling me its going to be okay while cuddling me.

>>42802175
Chaos girls are primarily Lovecraft rather than D&D. Mindflayer is the exception.

>>42802177
How scandalous, truly human degeneracy knows no bounds

>>42802152
Incredible possessiveness, ojou sama laughing, chasing me down

>>42802175
Don’t know but maybe KC turned their original concept of what they were going to be about into the night gaunt since the many eyes gazers have gives me Chaos incubus vibes, but maybe that’s just me where the many eyes are actually her husband that is attached to her.

>>42802175
They don't respect the Outer Ones nor do they turn their partners into monsterous beings.
I like to imagine Gazer enjoys bullying Shogs and other servitor races, but that's more of a personality issue.

Spring is near. What sort of mgs would love it?

>>42802188
That’s true which we do need more chaos girls based off cosmic horror stories because lovecraft isn’t the only one who has made eldritch abomination monsters that could be turned into chaos girls.

First time meeting your wife’s best friend.

>>42802152
Basically anything that isn't mommyshit. Tease me. Be nice to me. Just don't do any mommyshit.

>>42802175
Beholders are DND, almost exclusively. Don’t ask their fucking lawyers about it. Same with Banshee and others; wonder if KC was into Sword World. SW is the Japanese version of DND. Kinda like how the French version of a Big Mac is called Le Merde Royale.

>>42802234
It's not called that tho...

>>42802249
Seek help now, le shit taste fren.

>>42802208
Azathoth mg when? I think they would be a combination of a doormouse and a phantom

Sometimes They need a quick reminder of who is in control.

>>42802200
Wine goat, the weather is great for the grapes

>>42802173
my guess about lower productivity was more about total bodymass (lets say, lean mass) than cup size... actually, i wonder if that has ever been studied? i would be moderately surprised if it turned out not to be
in any case, lizardmonster steak does sound good, i'm just a freak

>>42802254
What the fuck are You talking about? I know that McDouuuunald is shit and never eat there but no one call it what you said.

>>42802028

>>42802265
I want to feel her furry legs.

>>42802265
Don't respond to off topic images

>>42802219
Hate mommy shit that much? Can't say I blame you, it is an acquired taste. I'm into it and I still cringe a little reading it

>>42802234
It's still just called a Big Mac. A quarter pounder with cheese is a Royale with cheese
Because of the metric system.

>>42802280
My bad

>>42802234
>Same with Banshee
?

look at this picture
>>42669407
need more beastgirls in skirts like that one

I think I would drive a Hakutaku to madness, I am very dumb I make a wurm look like a 400iq genius sometimes

>>42802255
Isn’t Azathoth a being that doesn’t even have a definite form so maybe could do something with that, where they can turn their husbands into beings that can’t be described in the dream state since all the chaos girls do change their husbands into something monstrous, with Shogs not so much but deep within your very being you’re a slime.

>>42802306
I do like monstergirls in skirts and dresses.

>>42802198
I thought shogs didn't like the outer ones either, at least some of em.

>>42802196
I mean that's possible but I think KC doesn't think too much about chaos gals sadly. I think the only transformation of theirs I like is the shog one, feels romantic and the abilities you get are pretty neat. Fucking hate the flayers one and the gaunts one even more

>>42802306
just a little bit of buttcheek showing next to the tail, mmmm

>>42802260
My wife will always be in control.

<span class="sjis">test :-)</span>

>>42802313

>>42802337
I hate the fact You're also in the cat enjoyer club. It's not the good kind of cat.

>>42802260
>Mamono: want men with low control and high quantity
>Men: need to show control values that mamono appreciate
>wut do?
Sexxxo is literally a correct answer in all waifu-adjacent situations. Got a problem, just add more. It’s kinda funny. We also would have accepted “do it, faggot”, and…yes the judges have approved “I only said ‘lol no way fag’ ironically, bro.” As often the case, some answers are pending on a case by case basis. Some of the popular stand-bys, like: “I can’t fuck on an empty stomach.” and “Bitch, are you serious?” remain special problems.

>>42802028

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42802327
My favorite transformation in MGE is the Wendigo one, which technically not a chaos girl but I love the idea of sharing a coat with your monster wife and holding her in your massive hands lovingly when you have sex with her.

>>42802391
does papawendi get invited to the abyssal poker night?

>You give: your cum
>You recieve: fox devil wife

>>42802420
im good, imma just chat, Old ms. wurm and both her sisters, Ms. Dragon and Dr. Jabberwock

>>42802420
>not receiving her womb

>>42802406
That’s got to be a thing with all the stranger incubi around a table playing cards than you get to the Shog incubus who just looks like a normal dude amongst nightmares.

>>42802420

My kobold drunk a theriomorphosis potion and turned into a hellhound temporarily

>>42802391
I can see the appeal, personally they scared me when I first read their profile back in the day. Wendies are cute

>>42802312
That is a good idea, I'm just wondering how he would handle them waking up because it's not like they're going to destroy the world or anything. Maybe make everyone super horny and pull them into the dream for a bit while they're in the middle of waking up?

"You cannot reply to this thread anymore."
So how do they decide when to shut diwn threads?

GOOSH GOOSH

I want to do things to Cheshire that some in these threads may not agree with.

Reenacting the beauty and the beast dance scene with your Wendi wife.
https://youtu.be/h0rfc33uk1A

>>42802266
Nearly a diabolical idea, man. I do recall that BMI effects caloric requirements, so that IS upstream of the effect you mention. It’d be foolish to disagree that it’s uninvolved, but if there were ONE area where homeostatic brakes could fall apart plausibly…reproduction success & progeny survival linked traits would be the place. Even biologically, a computational process can exceed system limits w/o producing support for the base level of equilibrium requirements.

A bit abstract, but it brings the notion into more quasi-provable grounds. Y’all getting the equivalent of spherical cow models. Very fitting for MGE ain’t it.

A spin-off of your earlier idea might imply the limits of sexual signaling under an arbitrary BMI to homeostasis requirement. Meh, there are too many steps hidden in the transition for me to map it drunk. Think there’s anything fun under those hoods, man?

>>42802271
It’s a joke. Because “Le Merde Royale” is a very silly name.

>>42802284
Mmmm. That is one tasty teacher.

>>42802301
High similarity with DND’s specific Banshee, iirc. Except sexxo is the end-point of attacks. Some of the KC monstergirls are drawn from public fantasy media, others are derived from more specific media. Gazer and Mindflayer ~ Beholder and Illithids, pulled directly from DND. Which is fine by me. Dark Elf also qualifies as Dominatrix Darkplace the Dark Elf is symmetric in both KC/DND — with the exception of KC’s sexxxo mod. There are probably more, but can’t think of anything atm.

>>42802217
Wait what?

>>42802036
R u sure?

>>42802630
Just meeting another fellow Wendi is all that still isn’t married yet.

>>42802646
Poor coat-let Wendi. She needs to confuse and disorient some lost dude before the next big freeze, for both their sakes.

>>42802368
Drink with oni

summer wendi tho...... wears nothing but a thin blue poncho has tanned skin

>>42802366
You want the good girl, but you need the bad pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAbu_uWVz4c

Love your siths

>>42802608
I always just assumed we hit the limit for pics.

>>42802152
Giving me money

>>42802152
good cooking

>>42802152
Headlock into noogie

>>42802391
My favorite chaos monster is night gaunt, because Rindou's works gave me a fetish for girls in full skin-tight bodysuits being molested and fucked by tentacles.
It really sucks that Rindou has put out practically nothing except breadcrumbs from his Twitter and Fantia for the past four years.

Had this really weird dream. Like it had a set order but it wasn’t cohesive like past present, retconned past then future.
Basically (You) at some point landed in a monster girl world and got adopted by an angel, who kind of makes a point to train your quickshot dick every day but she clearly likes seeing you squirm.
Some day you see a really thicc elf streaking naked from the tentacle forest running away from it trying to cover herself and failing to do so screaming for you to look away tears in her eyes.
The village is pretty much medieval, but the school is modern. When you are coming back from the school the Alraune from the plant forest waves to you. When you get home your angel foster mother is talking with a MILF elf about how you can’t resist any fox dropping her ears begging for sex. The elf just laughes it off and talks about her daughter that can’t beat a single tentacle and keeps coming back either nude or with wet pants due to that
Then turns out you got an arranged engagement long ago to her daughter. She arrives there talking about how she doesn’t want an arranged marriage and found a boy she botched the first impression but want- it’s you and she notices completely red
And this was basically training both your mothers and their Alraune/Scylla friend (also engaged to you) did so neither of you would be bad at bed. The tentacle/plant whatever forest that the setting kept changing got its difficulty through the roof whenever she tried to train so the tentacles would try to make her build endurance but she is as bad as you anyway
And basically the dream ends with your mothers tying you up together in a way you both are apologetically forced to fuck through the night. She pretty much faints first but along the way she gets addicted to orgasming from (You) sucking her nipples

>>42802152
Be a hellhound.

>>42802808
10 words or less please

>>42802120
But she's a pipe fox. Imagine her snaking up your shirt or pant leg and into your clothing.

>POV: You weren't present for Sunday services at the local Fallen God temple.

life inside fluffy tails

>>42802862

>>42802818
Adopted by an angel and engaged to a nudist elf

>>42802862
Beware of what lies in mofu

>>42802808
That is a very coherent sounding dream. Fuck it, write it up. Or nail Elf-type chicks. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than an Elf with the scent of Man in her nostrils. They can’t help themselves, no sexual resistance to speak of, even the Dark Elves. The weak point is the ears, who would’ve ever guessed?

>>42802608
>>42802758
Listen up, newfags. Thread image counts are discreet and independent of post count. The post counter raises the thread in the catalog when it rises. Once the thread limit is reached, the thread can’t directly move upwards within the catalog. Also if y’all got a magic plant, you can post in a thread which ain’t hit thread limit — but the thread won’t directly move up in the catalog. Send me your credit card number to get the magic plant. Just kidding, about the CC#. Wonderworm is the best elongated body-pillow shaped plant expert, if you know what I mean. The magic plant ain’t Shrubbery.

>>42802855
Sundays are for sleeping in not listening to some boring sermon

>>42802047
moments before grooming

>>42802608
Last thread had 1000+ posts and slid off the end of Page10 into Archives.

if kc made a leprechaun girl would you make lucky charm jokes?

>>42802152
call me kit, pup, chick, kitten, or other cute pet names. saying stuff like "put that sword down, you're going to hurt yourself", "i'm not going to hurt you, it's okay" "stop fighting and come here, i'm worried about you" etc.

>>42802934
Wouldn’t that just be a greedy dwarf girl with red hair.

>>42802217
I think wendigos are really cute but i don't like the "becoming a fucking monster coat" part.

>>42802282
It lends itself to cringe writing too well. Still, when it's good, it's good...

>>42802934
I expect dyke jokes because of the rainbow.

>>42802951
Ah it’s not for everyone, though if you don’t want to become it you don’t have to it’s just there if you want to indulge in that specific fetish, it also goes for same for the chaos girls too.

>>42802934
>KC makes Leprechaun
>Somehow isn't a shortstack that looks like she was dunked in a barrel of freckles with flaming auburn red hair flowing down to her wide ass hips
My anger would be enough to register as a military heat signature by DARPA.

>>42802958
>hating on Cusco

>>42802951
little animal girls are potent

>>42802934
>licking the Blarney Stone
Jokes you can get away with very fucking day, no complaints.
>>42802950
>>42802975
Ah the delicious soulless taste of gingers.

>>42802993
>Hating on auburn hair and freckles
Frig off Anon

>>42802028
It's disarming to see a monster girl thread OP this innocent and non-horny. It's almost like I'm on /c/

>>42802997
>delicious soulless taste
>bad
Work on your reading comprehension, pintman.

>>42802152
patting my head and calling me a good boy

>>42802152
>Boya~

>>42802152
Resting their feet on my lap

>>42803019
Gentle, loving, non-sexual care and attention from a big girl is peak.
sexual attention afterwards, of course

>>42802895
>coherent
I mean I tried to post it with a set order but it kept jumping back and forth. Like at an early point the elf fianceé was a dragon girl struggling against tentacles. I could somewhat guide the dream but it still felt overall randomized. Like “what if the alraune auntie that kept milking my dick punished the elf?” and there wasn’t any reason for her to do that. Next moment the dragon girl was an elf and tentacles were vines. Then when the moms were together the alraune became a scylla over time but it was like the world itself still recognized her as the same character.
I felt like there was more to the school but that’s where my memories were the vaguest. I think there was something to do with the teacher. And probably the elf fianceé laughed off or something similar which was why she got punished by the alraune.
>write it up
Yeah this was one of the most developed dreams I had. I think I may make an archiveofourown account later and do it over.
>They can’t help themselves, no sexual resistance to speak of, even the Dark Elves. The weak point is the ears, who would’ve ever guessed?
Funny thing is it feels like for her she eventually gets addicted and forceful so you keep doing that

>>42802942
Powerful demons who want you to calm down, sweetheart, please stop waving that sword around... You'll hurt yourself...

>>42802028

When do we think that Q & A will be done?

>>42803104
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>>42803098
BIG HIPS! BIG, MEATY HIPS! BIIIG! BIG! BIG!

>>42803098
>modern sealed evil
its like they aren't trying anymore, ancient evils are truly the best after all

>>42802934
>leprechaun girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V69KTFOTt6o

>>42802152
Gently overpowering me.

>>42802177
>Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>42802608
>>42802758
will explain it more in depth for you two newfags than the other guy did
>every thread has a "bump limit" and "image limit", each board has their own unique limits but on /jp/ its 310 and 300 respectively.
>whenever a post is made, that thread gets bumped to be the first thread on the board, so anyone that views the catalog or index when the thread is bumped will see that thread right there at the front
>this action will also push all other threads "down" the catalog, down to where the bumped thread was removed from.
>this also happens when a thread is created, with the thread at the bottom of the catalog being removed to make room in the catalog.
>the removed thread will then be stored temporarily onsite (accessible through the archive button on the board's front page), but can be accessed through that board's archive site at any time. for jp this site is >>/jp/
>once the bump limit is hit, the thread can still be replied to but further posts wont change its position in the archive. and can only be moved by threads below it getting bumped or new threads being created
>so suppose we have threads 1-10, currently ordered as 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
>if thread 5 is bumped, the new order will be 5,1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10
>thread 4 is replied to, but its at the bump limit so it doesnt move up the board. meaning the order is the same
>if thread 11 is made, thread 10 will be bumped off of the board for a new order of 11,5,1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9
>for general or reoccurring threads like this one, its common (forgotten) courtesy to make a new thread when the old one gets bumped off of the board. we follow this rule here as /jp/ is relatively slow. otherwise we could end up with a catalog that looks like: 1,5,4,2,3,4,2,4,2,4. with most of the catalog just being dead threads waiting to get bumped off
>because of the image limit, its also common courtesy to ONLY post ontopic images. as for when we hit the image limit just use catbox if you absolutely need to post a monstergirl image under this circumstance
>>42803207
fuck off furfag.

>>42803167
theres only so many ancient evils, we have to make new ones by sealing them now, like a time capsule.

>>42803264
but ancient evils are more interesting. they have you solve puzzles, brave dangerous dungeons, and solve the riddle of their seals.
modern day evils just sit tied up on your lawn with an "Evil" sign hanging off her!

>>42803098
that's a boat, isn't it

>>42803312
>the upside cross
I can trust her, shes a nice rather weirdly dressed church lady with st peter as her saint

>>42803326
bitches love st peter

>>42803207
Would definitely pet and brush.

>>42803311
No, this is a boat.

>>42803334
a girl with a monster next to her is not a monstergirl

>>42803312
>battle succ tries to show off her might
>knight anon presents a wedding ring instead of his sword

>>42803207

>>42803355
true form?

>>42803326
>monster tries to be edgy with the upside cross
>gets confused when anon excitedly talks about someone named st. peter
How will she handle anon's religious talk?

following a scientific trial using two threads
I have determined that /v/ is better than /a/.
though the experiment in /a/ was cut short due to janitorial staff.

>>42802855
Ha ill never go to the fallen gods church! What are those dumb silly priests gonna do huh?

>>42803371
what!?

>>42803371
wat

>>42803371
what?

>>42803371
what?

>>42802028
Here is some suspicious and somewhat dirty voicelines from a Dark Mage and Kitsune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sxn8zMXeOw&t=1s

>>42803371
nani?

>MWAHAHAHAHA! Don't you see, Anon!? A mere one million lives to save ten million more, SALVATION!

>>42803293
The appeal of modern evils is hunting ancient evils to prove you are superior.

>>42803564
I think you’re in the wrong thread unless /v/ is slipping into the thread.

>>42803511
>>42803564
please shit up a different thread.
thanks.

>>42803546
>>42803511
>>42803500
>>42803499
>>42803492
>>42803485
using this picture I have determined that /a/ has more furfags than /v/
also
>captcha:WAANG

>>42803602
/v/ does seem to have been leaking a lot lately.

>>42803603
I can get the Torres posting. But seems to me Genshin is just an unofficially "unapproved" gacha game some people in these threads just so happen to be vocal about. Yet other gachas get a free pass maybe because THEY played the "approved" gacha posting of the gacha games THEY play and approve.

>>42803207
>>42803359
Mein fuhrer, that is too much for this board
dial it back a good bit

>>42803641
"approved" - gacha characters that people dont recognize or dont stick out
"unapproved" - gacha characters that are recognizable or stick out like a sore thumb.
genshin is often called out because its popular and the designs stick out, but in that anon's case he's literally just posting voicelines from the game.
and lisa is a regular ass human.

>>42803641
i got no tolerance for boatfoxes but he's made it quite clear he has no interest in interacting with the thread.
you can yell at a wall if you want to but i'm good

I need a monster girl that can appreciate the music of queen and David Bowie.....Good lord I'm just going to get fellow 30 year old boomers aren't I?

>>42803606
I like Kobolds better but why the fuck Kobolds look like dog girls? i rather have vanilla dog girls and the kobolds look like something else.

>>42803685
>"approved" - gacha characters that people dont recognize or dont stick out
>"unapproved" - gacha characters that are recognizable or stick out like a sore thumb.

LOL! LMAO! "approved" gacha posting is if the characters don't stick out and "unapproved" gacha is if the characters "stick out and are recognizable"!? Shut the fuck up. Atago from Azur Lane gets posted often, no bats an eye and makes "white boys fuck dogs" jokes and laughs with it. Ark Knights gets posted more often because despite its monsterboy population it still has gorgeous monstergirl designs which shouldn't be an issue. But because the most vocal in these threads don't play Genshin Impact or are not familiar or recognize all or other gachas, only then it will be considered "unapproved".

Or in other words; "STOP POSTING WHAT I DON'T LIKE OR RECOGNIZE OR FREGQUENTLY PLAY!" ...Also 2B and her tumorous thighs and A2's sticc frame also gets posted and rarely anyone will call it out as /v/ posting.

>>42803714
In Japan, Goblins are red and Kobolds are dogs.
In America, Goblins are green and Kobolds are lizards.

>>42803779
and people say i'm delusional

It's hard to take them seriously when they're so tiny and cutie.

>>42803779
i dont play the other gachas, i do not recognize their characters: i do not call them out
i play genshin, i recognize genshin characters: i call them out when im in the thread.
its that simple.

>>42803347
>Not seeing the horns
2 INT

>>42803779
the 100th repost of the same picture of atago no longer elicits any reaction from me. that's not the kind of autism you can combat

>>42803779
>Also 2B and her tumorous thighs and A2's sticc frame also gets posted and rarely anyone will call it out as /v/ posting.
Prove it.

>>42803779
doesnt that hap an anime tho?

>Approved Gatcha
>Unapproved Gatcha
Are you faggots for real? If she's a monstergirl from a Japanese IP or a shortstack goblina she's okay. If she's a human then she's not okay. Rage against boats was just an extension of generic low quality image spamming.
Nobody's going to complain about hot pics of Tamamo unless they're baiting outrage.

>>42803889
>monsters cheering anon as he goes about his day

>>42803893
I like how Tamamo looks but fate mamo herself is quite shit both as girlfriend, lover and wife. Really out of all the girls in fate you picked the worst.

>>42803893
she's pretty shitty for a fox. i do like the cat one though

>>42803924
True, the cat one is quite decent since she actually acts like a monster girl instead of a fucking cosplaying girl that doesn't even pretends to act the "fox girl" part.

>>42803893
So what's she been up to since getting out of that rock?

The entire thing with gacha/AI/whatever is dependent on if the self-appointed gatekeeper recognizes it as bad or is someone who autistically catalogues and combs through the thread with reverse image search.
I don't care about that stuff, I save and post pics I like, but I try to keep it "approved" since I'd rather not have the thread shit up by a rabid gatekeeper trying to chase off someone going for easy (you)s. That being said, I have pics I have posted 20 times with no issue only to be told on #21 to kill myself for posting the bad because they happened to be in the thread at the time of posting.
But enough about that, here is a cat.

>>42803935
>she is immediately put back in the rock sealed with super glue and higher quality duct tape

ORDER RESTORED

>>42803935
drowing her sorrows in alcohol because this world is far more evil than she ever was.

>>42803950
>gatekeeper
The ones complaining about Gatekeeping are always the ones shiting up the place.

>/v/ posting
These threads once had a proud tradition of MGR posting

last origin made elves desirable
no small feat

>>42803780
I mostly see green goblins in Japanese stuff though.

>>42804012
Why is Armstrong a corrupted nun and not a Lilim in disguise?

>>42804031
waifufag and pslime seems thematically appropriate

>>42804012

>>42803921
>>42803924
Foxes do be like that. Cato is besto Tamamo and it isn't even close.
>>42803967
Did you miss last night's chimpout?
>>42804031
That's Slime-Carrier Nunfags waifu

>>42804053
>Did you miss last night's chimpout?
Yes, what happened?

>>42804024
>last origin made elves desirable
I'll take "Blatant Lies" for 400, Alex.

>>42803935
>War In Ukraine
>Shinzo got shot with a homemade shotgun
>Ohio Was Chemically Nuked
The usual as she was before she was sealed.

>>42804070
suit yourself

>>42804069
tl;dr, there was a thread on /v/ and after it archived a bunch of shitters came into the thread.

>>42804128
That explains many things.

>>42804141
yep, and naturally they accused people that told them to fuck off of being some gatekeeper schizo.

>>42804069
Some faggot was off his meds and threw a fit over archive filenames
>Tons of buzzwords and slurs
>Called out wikifag and implied he would try and get the Mega taken down
>Fucked off when I called him a pussy

>>42802883
An assassin

>>42804012
>MGR posting

>The Lilim heroine swaggers confidently into the Order Prince's Manor as the final boss of her story is the Order Prince she's gonna corrupt
>To her surprise the Order Prince walks out aggressively to meet her
>"You vile demon. I am through playing games with you!" Says the Order Prince clasps his hands for a prayer
>He loudly prays in tongues as holy magic begins building up around him and the Lilim is surprised to see a pillar of heavenly light comes down from the sky and covers the prince
>The Heavenly light dissipates and shows the Order Prince in shiny white holy armor
>"Wait! This wasn't supposed to happen!" The Lilim blurts out in surprise. "The intelligence services said you weren't supposed this high leveled!"
>"Begin..." The Order Prince says ominously.
>"Uh oh." Says the Lilim
>The Order Prince charges the Lilim Heroine and tackles her. They both are pushing against each other.
>"Played a bit of sport, you know." The Order Prince says
>"At some cushy Officer's Academy I bet!" The Lilim Heroine says to bite back against the prince
>The Prince headbutts the Lilim and lifts her on her collar. "Try The Knights Academy of Old Lescatie. Before Lescatie fell to you monsters! I'm not like those of petty adventurers or glory hound knights. I could beat many of your Baphomets and S-Class Monsters into submission, WITH MY OWN BARE HANDS!" The Prince then tosses the Lilim heroine in the air.
>"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" Screams the Lilim Heroine in complete shock as she tries to gain flight with her wings but ends up falling down to the ground quickly
>"Do not fuck with this Princeling-slash-Living Saint!" The Prince says as he kicks the Lilim just as she was about to hit the ground, causing the Lilim Heroine to fly across the grounds and hit a wall
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlt6EXMGlN8
>Despite the immediate shock, the Lilim Heroine does get up back at her feet with minimal damage inflicted upon her.
>"What are you!? And how are you so surprisingly overleveled!?" The Lilim Heroine retorts as she finally powers herself up for the bossfight.
>The Prince again clasps his hands and more heavenly light emanates from him and holy light swords form around him. "Why not you stick around and find out." The Prince says, this time with eerie calmness in his voice.

>>42804082
>Ohio Was Chemically Nuked
>Implying this is bad

>>42804194
You might not care but I have to live here. Thankfully I am far enough away from where it happened but still.

>>42804194
shut it tamamo, go mess with capitol hill or something.

>>42803967
you misunderstand, I like gatekeeping, and think it's important and more importantly, works if done properly.
What I don't like are rabid guard dogs who think "gatekeeping" entails derailing the thread for 3 hours because they HAVE to get the last word in telling someone to kill themselves for the 87th time and giving that person a reason to keep coming back, or blow up at the slightest indication not everything is align with their perfect worldview like what the others have pointed out with the filename chimpout last night, or a bit before that where someone blew up because they "called out" an AI post where the pic used was older than AI pics in general because the hands were wonky.

Lilim appreciation post, need me some BEEG lilim milk

Do you think monstergirls would watch wrestling with me? Do you think they could make women's wrestling good?

>>42804250

>>42804250
they can practice the moves on you

tamamo dindu nuffin!
she a good girl!

>>42804273
THE CREAM

insliminating humangirls with your goowife

>>42804345
ew. who knows where those humans have been

>>42804245
Beyond anything else most AI pictures don't have a focal point. It's a really big tell.

>>42804350
me. i know. candidate selection and vetting is a very thorough process.

>>42804368
oh, carry on then

You cannot trust monsters, they wish to steal your seed and propagate their existence so their kind may ensnare more men in the future in an infinite cycle.

>>42804380
our goals are aligned, trust is redundant

>>42804380
I will give it all to cats

>>42804053
I prefer the one with the bodysuit.
>>42803779
At least Arknights posts are more likely to have actual text instead of just being images without context.

>>42804380
i wonder if ms jinko drinks water normally or does the tongue lapping thing

>>42804380
Yeah but monster pussy feel good, why would I deny future generations such pleasure?

>>42804380
>>42804380
And? wurms are not evil at all. They are adorable

>>42804393
>agree to get a coffee with a jinko
>she leans over the table to lap it out of her mug
>oblivious to the driblets of coffee on her cheeks and lips afterwards
I can fix her

>>42804391
Vitch is...Vitch. Four more months. Also that is a small rabbit/fox animal, not a furry.

>>42804409
wurms are derps and that's a good thing

>>42804419
so there should be more of them right?

>>42804427
Yes

>>42804380
A critical moment in "meeting" my waifu was settling on the idea that I need to be able to trust her. Even if it would be impossible to know for sure, I would have to take that risk.
Because of this, inspite of all appearances, she's a kind soul that is very considerate of me and very concerned about my well-being.

>>42804448
wurms are what we need, a girl whose cute and doesnt care for dumb things or wont try to take over the world or something.

>>42804469
>take over the world
Wurm can do it

>>42804488
bully gazer

>>42804488
Before things get out of hand, here's part 1 (untranslated)

>>42804490
She can try but then she gets hungry and hubby isn't near to her.... And she falls back to what her aunt told her

>>42804490
>>42804469
>wurm gets possessed by an evil spirit
>her denseness is strong enough to overcome it
>as long as she isn't hungry or horny
>have to keep her fed and filled or the world will end
>evil spirit is NOT happy with the arrangement, but is starting to get more amicable as time goes on
>enjoys chatting with you since trying to have a conversation with your wurm wife is exhausting

>>42804380
I'm going to pet feral catgirls!

>>42804520
>tfw the evil spirits is some sort of piece of an eldritch god but she gets put in time out by Ms. wurm if she gets too rowdy
>Starts of as very haughty, domemering, vengeful, trickster, and aggroant
>By the second time out, she is submissive as can be, demure, and very happy

>>42804520
>evil spirit tries to do evil stuff but wurmy won't let her
tale as old as time

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to always count on wurm

>>42804567
Fear the wurm...

We need more goddesses.
Fun fact: It is said that a young man had broken into the temple at night and attempted to have sex with the Aphrodite of Knidos a statue of Aphrodite, probably making it the first known sex doll.

>>42804567
If you hungry, they got you, you thirsty, they got you, you scared, they hug you, hurt, they'll help you and take care of you

Going into the wurm pit while in chastity!

I heard that you can herd wurms like holsts? Is that true?

>>42804544
>personalities start to blend
>wurm becomes more erudite and articulate
>evil spirit becomes less evil
>both of them love you to bits
>spirit knows some ancient techniques that absolutely compensate for her evil antics

>>42804641
cozy

>>42804640
just dangle candy in front of them and they will follow

Wurms are strong and that makes them scary!

If you had a zombie/Living armor/Automaton waifu, would you try a ship-of-theseus experiment on her?

>>42804703
strong but cute

>>42804645
>wrapped in wurm coils
>evil spirit is whispering how nice it would be to have some servants to boss around
>wurm wife actually agrees, says that having someone to bring her food would be nice

>>42804729
>me amd her end up rounding up some rather rowdy dragons that I have been causing a bit of trouble in dragonia
>the sheer humiliation on their faces when they have to serve a wurm.

deds

is it true one of the waifufags got an official drawing by kc?

>>42804795
I helped with a move yesterday so I feel like I've been beaten up and I won't leave the house today.

>>42804448
Pretty cute.

kots

>>42804883
Why is always anal for kot?

>>42804885
It's what she deserves

>>42804885
Have you seen that ass? It's practically begging for it

>>42804883

>>42804933
That figure is begging to be ruined

>>42804933
I'm starting to think that muscle cats are the superior option.

>>42804883
>>42804926
Cat exists for rampant, unmitigated breeding, not anal

>>42804958
LOADSA BREEDING

>>42804973
>that coiling tail
F-fuck

>>42804955
A slim, well-toned athletic body combined with thick, powerful ass and thighs.
The perfect body to produce strong STR/DEX Children.

>>42804978
kot is for kittens

>>42804933
I can beat the kot with my dex build

>>42804991
>dex cats can hit once per frame
>quite literally impossible to escape their juggle if they have a stamina buff
>heavy armor just makes it harder to dodge the already stupid fast attacks
Kots ruined PvM. Just revert the whole patch to the salamander/dullahan meta holy shit.

>>42804958
Now I miss my maine coon. She used to ride me all over the place.

>>42805007
parry then reposte, or get inside then throw to ground. just git gud, Anon. and no matter howfast they are, as long you can see them, they are slow enough to do so

>>42804885
Cheshire has a fat ass and needs to be desmugged. Of course she's not exclusively for anal but her butthole needs special attention.

>manage to sneak your way into the ancient crypt
>begin unsealing the ancient evil but leave the last seal in place
>she opens her eyes but is unable to speak or move
>start teasing her, making stupid faces at her and pulling her tail
>casually playing games on your phone, taking a nap in front of her and lounging around
>you feel the earth trembling beneath you
>her eyes are glowing red and her breath is more like steam at this point
>remove the final seal with your mouth

>>42805019
>parry kot
>she has a two frame recovery window

>>42804933
Is this game a never ever?

>>42805007
Nah fuck that meta, Im sick of buff-exploiting, shield-bypassing spark-striking magic knights with edgelord scythes and phantom masks

>>42805046
and?, then just step on foot, then throw to ground. enjoy delicious defeated pussy

>>42805052
Feline paws typed this post. Don't choke on your hairballs when canine summons and companions become the new meta. You deserve everything you're going to get.

>>42805043
Don't forget to preempt her with a hug.

I went full support build but my friends got claimed.
What are my options?

>>42805094
Whatever you do, make sure that you join a real party. Affluent monsters have taken to forming "parties" consisting of only themselves to scoop up supports for "domestic utility roles." That means cuddling her and listening to her stories while never being allowed to leave the premises again. Unless you like fighting dust bunnies, find a party of spunky young heroes who want to delve into a horrific trap filled dungeon instead.

>>42805094
just fall a sleep in the hidden and abandoned church

DRINKING WITH ONI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>42805125
I'll put up my application on the adventurers guild bulletin board then.
>>42805127
I don't know where it is, I can't explore on my own.

>>42805140
push that weirdly outta of place stone cross thats in the courtyard

>>42805094
Don't worry, opportunities will find you.

>>42805149
I have immediately lost interest.

>>42805149
>reverse search the artist and character
well uh... at least you'll be topped up on mana at all times I guess.

>>42805140
Bulletin boards are a bad move. If you have to post on a billboard, you should be as ambiguous as possible and imply that you are part of an existing party thinking of transferring. Explaining that you are single will invite dark elf rogues to abduct you from the guild dorms to facilitate their degenerate loot-hoarding, dex based, bleed centric dps roles with impunity.

Had a chance to draw new bat girl

>>42805170
Wow, what a messy eater of exotic red fruit.

>>42805149
>collar
I-I'm not sure about this...
>>42805168
I already put it there but I did specify I was looking for a balanced group

>>42805170
Bruh, you could have skipped drawing the actual heart

>>42805180
>I-I'm not sure about this...
Relax, heal the tank and she'll take care of you.

>>42805180
Trust me, those dark elves are good at balancing alright. You would be shocked at how they can twist. I'd say take my word for it, but I imagine you'll be finding out soon enough.

>>42805165
Elaborate

BEEG and WIDE snek pussy

>>42804082
based

>>42804082
>she actually gets people killed instead of "killed"
wtf bros, I wanted an ancient "evil" wife that parks the car across two parking spots, not actual ancient evil

>>42805230
you are weak. you will not survive the winter.

>>42805200
It's futa

>>42805242
Their goblin is cute, but yeah

>>42805210
Sandersonia is not for sexual

Beholden upon this cat

>>42805242
Typical.

>>42804194
This thread has an abnormally high number of Ohio posters

>>42802036
based anon, maybe our jub wives can be friends!

>>42805242
>taurs
>futa
Yeah I'll just... put my application back up...

Casually mention that you like warm milk near a holst, and, supposing she's single, you'll get manhandled and breastfed in record time.

>>42805273
do jubs even have friends
figured they just thought of all other females as distractions or competition to fight

>>42805290
Meiya has lots of friends! just that she only talks about me, she goes to tea parties with the local hatter.

>>42805190
I want to ride this tank into battle!

>>42805296
yeah but see what happens if the local hatter gets close to you
she will puff up like an angry hen

need a mamono to put a collar on me and then spend the next few hours cuddling in her lap while she holds my leash and pets my hair

>>42805309
no because we have to get close to her so we can give her the muffins she ordered from our bakery! (they're blueberry!)

>>42805319
I feel like jubjub breath is extremely sniffable. Better than chesh and jabberwock, though not as good as dormouse.

I’m always int/dex in my hero fantasies, because I exist to lose to str monsters.

>>42805319
blueberry. you're insane. you live in a white room like the face of god and claw and weep at holographic temptations like tantalus in the well, and imagine the kitchenware-growth you favor is blueberry flabored. muffins. blueberry.
chocolate chip is better. banana, also.

>>42805333
I exist to sniff the breath of mamono. H'orc is most definitely on that list, as well as her p'orcer underlings.

>>42805333
How many times do you have to use teleport magic to get out of a strength monster's grapple range before she enters rage mode

>>42805338
we don't really have plain white walls.. meiya asked for pink diamond checkerboard pattern on nearly all the walls. although the main bakery area is cream colored, i guess that counts as white? also, if you want chocolate chip muffins just order some from our bakery

>>42805343
i think something terrible is going to happen to you some day soon

>>42805326
Do you even have a choice?
I mean, if you're married to a jub, you're going to be perpetually joined. Pretty much all you'll be smelling is her breath and hair.

>>42805311
A man of culture right here.

>>42805338
hey fuck you blueberry is great

>>42805348
i'm sorry. i just re-read that response and realized it doesn't make any sense at all. i don't really know what i was trying to say. i should probably go to sleep

>>42805365
i never had it till recently, gotta say i really like it.

>>42805333
A H'Orc Barbarian can smell a lower-level magic caster from a mile away.

>>42805362
Oh nooooo haha

I would hate having an extremely affectionate and adoring wife haha

>>42805356
Don't humor him you dumbass

>>42805362
Oh yeah, I forgot that jub marriage is like being shagged by a rare parrot except literally nonstop. Hard to do anything with a bundle of floof feathers always connected to your body

>>42805296
>she only talks about me
A lot of monsters, especially Wonderland species, would mostly talk about their husband and brag about their love life.

>>42805362
I don't think that's a bad thing.

>>42805366
sleep well anon. i hope you get a jubby wife as well.

>>42805382
it's not that hard. especially if you're as horny as her. it's a lovely and happy thing. honestly i expect their horniness get's quelled the more they're with their husbands.

>>42805390
it's true, all of her friends talk about funny stories about their husbands. and It's really embarrassing listening into it from across the room.

>>42805377
sweaty horny h/p'orcs are quite hot though.

>>42805288
>>42805326
>>42805343
>>42805393
Neck yourself subhuman spammer

>>42805362
Don't engage with him you braindead fucking retard

>>42805439
chew chew chew chew chew chew chew chew

>>42805371
It's the h'orc shamans that you really need to worry about. Nobody expects orcs to use divination magic.

>>42805347
Exactly three, but beware, she’ll be immune to knock back, stuns, and anything that would normally escape her strong arms.

>>42805464
>"his semen is important for magic rituals"
>it is not
>it's just a lame excuse because she's jealous and doesnt want to share

h'orc shamans are mean mgs.

Would you move in with waifu or would she move in with you?

>>42805230
>minding your own buisness
>suddenly, tamamo
>she's revving up a car to do a hit and run
>portals open right at that moment
>see an explosion of pink from within her car
>she stops for a moment
>instead moves her car into a parking lot...
>and manages to take SIX parking spots at once

>>42805492
I'd move in with her and ask a mindflayer to remove all my memories of this gay clown world.

>>42805356
Dessert Shark

>>42805492
I'd move in with her, just as soon as certain modern comforts could be supplied to the lair.

>>42805495
>mixes up the gears and fucking crashes into the wall instead
ancient evil or "evil", she's still a woman

>>42805468
So you're saying I need to teleport as far away as possible on the third time so I can hear the screams of rage running towards me from miles away

>>42805492
Getting your wendigo girl to move into you cabin and learn about the glories of a washing machine was hard. You have to give her a replacement coat when hers is in the wash. I did get her a couple of spares, and oddly mine likes it when you sew in some sort of colorful patches on the coat to make it stand out.
A wendi in front of a fire place with soft pretzels, a beverage and an episode of Moonlighting from the 80s. She moves in with me.

>>42805047
Nah they're still going
game looks like some jank ass hack and slash with ninja storm mechanics

>>42805511
>tfw no hydrophobic sandshark gf

>>42805524
Odd how she drinks like a fish yet cannot swim

>>42805492
I travel to wonderland and we build a giant bakery/house and live together.

>>42805528
Adorably dopey. Jubs are very cute.

>>42805525
Sand is 50-100% denser than water, depending on local conditions. She's too heavy.

>>42805539
Are you calling her fat?

>>42805542
haha
fatshark

Tamamo did nothing wrong. Typical humans, blaming others for all their problems. All she wants is to be devoted wife.

>>42805577
Didn't she collapse empires

IS IT HAG HOURS YET?!

>>42805577
This is what happens when one of those ancient evils stop for a moment to think what they are going to be doing for the rest of eternity once they destroy humanity and turn the world into a lifeless rock.

ded

>>42805593
The meatiness will rise soon.

Now you can get both your blood sucked and a wing hug at the same time

>>42805720
Whoever decided malzeno can teleport can fuck right off

>>42805007
Do like me and use two tower shields and bash her into a corner. Easy fight

>>42805007
You're supposed to take heavy armor with damage reflection. Normally it's garbage because most monsters don't care about losing 2hp per hit but if she's dealing 1hp per hit with maxed attack speed then she'll run out before you.

>>42805464
>Big, muscled H'Orc jumping around in a goofy tribal mask.
>Magic-user Anon can't concentrate on his spells and keeps miscasting
S-Stupid pigs!