/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42739699
*poops pantaloons*

>>42739699

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>42739699
finally, the long awaited cookie thread...

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just faIl of my chair cuz i couIdnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A? SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>>42739699
how do I act autistic?

>>42741496
Don't do it!
Feel it!

>>42739699
This is definitely in my top 5 of top 5 of top 5 of top 5 of best /jp/ threads

flaps hands

Degreasing pizzas is something I've done for around 20 years. I've gotten very efficient at it. I will explain how to best go about doing it. This method applies to ordered pizzas. The frozen ones are processed differently.
First, you need a pizza (from any pizza restaurant, not just Domino's), a fresh one that you just ordered. Second, you'll need a sturdy absorbant medium and paper towels work very well. Do not use napkins or other very thin stuff - those are only good for wiping your hands off on. Very cheap paper towels aren't as worthwhile, but are borderline acceptable.
Although degreasing works best when the pizza is very warm, it cannot be too warm or the cheese will stick to the paper towel. Let it cool a bit first, something like 5 minutes. Also, there is a diminishing return. If 1 unit of time soaks up 1 unit of grease, then 4 units of time soaks up 2 units of grease, 9 units of time soaks up 3 units of grease, and so forth. Unlike pretty much all of the testing I've seen, I don't do just a quick dab. I go into a lot of detail and I even have multiple stages.
At first, the degreasing is really intense so a double-layered paper towel is more efficient for speed and time. That is, instead of using 2 paper towels to cover the portion of the pizza, you'd use 4 and have them folded over to make them twice as thick. After 2 or 3 full rounds of doubled thickness, use single thickness. After about 4-6 rounds, I begin to focus on the worst areas, where you can see the glint from the grease. I use single paper towels for this and soak up the grease using dabs focused on those areas. I also get along the cuts between the slices. Once this is done, I either go to stage 2 if I have no other pizzas, or, if I do, I lay paper towels on the pizza to continue soaking up the grease until ready to eat. Once that's done, I go to the next pizza or, if none remain for stage 1, I choose the one I want to eat then go to stage 2.
Stage 2 is processed for every slice. I put the slice upside-down on a pair of paper towels and apply a medium-high pressure. If the back side is greasy, I use a single paper towel to fit over it to degrease this. I then repeat for a second run, using the back side degreasing routine if I feel it's necessary. After this, I use the sides with a medium-low pressure to get in the area where the cuts for the slices are. It's only then that I begin eating it, but if I see an unusually greasy area, I just do quick dabs.

>>42742684
*fills pichuuns*

>>42742442
Hello gays. Today we have a list of Top 5 /jp/ Threads.
Numero 5: >>16623212
Numero 4: >>15745431
Numero 3: >>41445720
Numero 2: >>11674647
Honorable mention: https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5293211/
Numero 1: >>42739699

nice and epic and I like it very nmuch!

this is ぜ thread

>>42743012
One of my favorite events is when I was dining in at a pizza restaurant with my mom. It occurred, I think, during the winter of either 2005 or 2006. I don't recall exactly which one it was, but it was likely Pizza Hut or a place called "Godfathers", of which I think is a local restaurant (later renamed to "Bonafelli's"). At first, it starts off normally - going to a table with a menu and when the waiter/waitress comes back, placing the order. A long wait occurs while the pizza is cooked and when done, is delivered as needed. As usual, I ask for a lot of napkins, usually an inch high. This is where things drift far off the normal. Rather than eating the pizza right away, I spend the entire time degreasing it. Because my mother was in a rush to leave, we needed to get "to go" boxes to store the pizzas in. This is where the interesting part occurred. When the waiter/waitress came back with such items, he/she saw that I didn't eat any of my pizza. I recall mentioning that I degreased it and showed the napkins to him/her. Beyond this, I don't recall much.

i want to frot with all the fun people in this thread!

>>42745364
Nice bro

>>42745364
I do not want to frot with you so I will become an unfun person!

Brings back memories

>>42742153
Like tanasinn?

>>42748349
WE ARE RITALIN

>>42748942
FAIRY CELLPHONE

is this the thread?

>>42750463
are you a thread?

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I can do it!
I can do it!
I can do it!

I don't like women. They hate me just because of my physical appearance, which I have very little control over.

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>>42752286
I am short and both women and /jp/ discriminate against me because of it

>>42755148
We may not be the same physical length, but we are on the same wavelength, anon. Let's be friends for life

otas down cant take it easy like this

>>42743012
Is this Ullillilia?

>>42748349
Damn I'd forgotten tanasinn

>>42739699
So another koishi thread?

>>42748995
YOU CHASE SOLO

>>42757712
I miss kakashi-nenpo...

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Nice? Nice what? Nice girl? Nice desk? Nice cock? Nice thread? Nice hat? Nice cat?

>>42768053
boat

I"m glad we finally have a kindergarten in the jay pee!

The fun's right here.

>>42739699
lately I've been thinking it actually would have been superior to split touhou off /jp/ when moot asked us

>>42768095
I keep trying but I can't grab her hand to accept her offer of friendship...

>>42771396
Keep trying

>>42771396
You'll have to be pen pals with her.

>>42743012
>>42744691
So has anyone actually tried to degrease their pizzas?
How was it?

The people you should avoid are those who speak in faux-apathetic lowercaps at all times. To be clear, I'm not talking about people who speak without grammar in game in order to get their messages out faster. I'm talking about those who sit down to compose an image board post with all the time in the world and willfully choose to omit punctuation and capitalization. They are not doing this to save time. In fact, they may take additional time to redact habitual grammar from their posts.

Their motivation for this style of posting is simple. They are trying to present an aura of apathy. They want to communicate: "I don't care about anything, least of all the rules of grammar." The reason they work so hard to cultivate this image of emotional invulnerability is because they are, in actual fact, extremely emotional and unstable people. If you become close to them you will catch glimpses of the volatility lurking beneath their patchwork mask of cool indifference. The lowercaps poster will silently catalog transgressions you have in its eyes committed. You will only become aware of them during the rare tantrum blowups that characterize these people. They must be avoided for your own good. The faux-apathetic lowercaps posters really could not be more pathetic.

>>42778665
THANKS FOR THE TIP, ANON.

>>42778665
I agree! Thank you for pointing this out, Anonymous

>>42778665
i dunno man I just like varying my writing style depending on mood
Then again I really do do that mental cataloging part

>>42775977
Well I just do a couple paper towel dabs when the pizza looks too greasy, and it works well enough for me. I don't have specialized degreasing sessions.

>>42778665
>The people you should avoid are those who speak in faux-apathetic lowercaps at all times
True.

Putting a period at the end of all your sentences on a board like /jp/ just feels so formal. It gives the aura of arrogance and pretentiousness.

How do I know if I'm autistic?

>>42778665
stay zen, nigger.

>>42778665
Sorry, I'll try to improve.

>>42781851
SEXXXO WITH SSUMISEXXXO

toasting in epic bread

>>42778665
brother we all modulate between high and low speech depending on audience and venue and foor choon doot org is a surpassing example of a venue for low speech

this is not the thread

>>42778665
cope and seethe

>>42788467
Apply for janitor position during the next recruitment and see if you get accepted.