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>> No.4277087

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other posts i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>> No.4277090

Wow! It really worked.
Thanks op ! (:

>> No.4277179
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4277179

>>4277087
The most dickish bird has to be hoatzin. Its taxonomy consists of a major "fuck you", not only does it have fucking claws, its genomic data is also a mess, probably because it diverged far ago. It looks and acts like those asshole roosters that peck you at the slightest provocation, except it can fly and therefore go for the eyes. It also literally smells like shit at all times. Even if you wash it. That's its natural smell. Not to mention even its crest looks like a guido haircut.

Herons are low tier.

>> No.4277200

>>4277179
well YOU make your own hoatzin internet curse

[size=small]fuck tard[/size]

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