/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We need the monstergirl version of a powerthirst commercial

>>42764376
Need a tall kiki wife to cuddle with and stay warm on cold winter days..

Remember to kiss chaos girls!

>>42764447
Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC

>Hellhound delinquent rapes and crushes nerd’s pelvis
>No detention
>No scolding
>No punishment
>No nothing
>I have my way with Zombie-chan and principal Wight is off her fucking rocker
>Year long detention
>I have to take romance classes
>I have to take ball room dancing lessons
>I have to take court etiquette classes
>I have to write wedding vows each day and let principal Wight grade it
>I have to cum inside Zombie-chan at least 10 times everyday which isn’t so bad
>If I get sick and stay home she shows up, casts 100th level healing magic to cure me and takes me to school
>Thought Zombie-chan is her daughter but no, no relation principal Wight is just crazy

>>42764489
You'll be so fast the cheif god will be like "SLOOOW DOWWWWN" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

>>42764480
Getting headpats from your Mindflayer wife when you’re in your squid form is the best.

>>42764496
What happens if I remove her seals?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42764318
Hot beverage?

>>42764636
The beverage in question

>>42764697
This is why you can't accept food and drinks from monsters.

>>42764744
HENTAI RULE 1:
NEVER TAKE OFFERED DRINKS

>>42764697
>>42764744
>>42764777
You can always trust a drink from a Holstaur.

>>42764777
I thought Hentai rule 1 was: "my husband isn't here" is the mating cry of the common whore.

>>42764777
But how does one know they're in a hentai?
like your mother isn't gonna drug and rape you IRL

>>42764744
Aww, come on
Your soon-to-be wife just wanted to offer you a little refreshment
She promises it's safe

High orc cloroform
its just her pussy musk, so strong it'll knock you the fuck out

>>42764868
Wow, your childhood sucked, Anon. Glad my mom actually loves me.

>>42764899
Wait im confused
did his childhood suck becuase his mother did rape him, or it sucked cuz your mom raped you?

>>42764777
Well shit I have become hentaio monstro looks like I got to fuck my monster wife to be now.

>>42764567
400 BABIES

>>42765040
>only 400
Do you hate your wife anon?

>>42765074
I'm not gonna have any kids with my wife. I only want to fuck her, not have kids with her.
We can still do impregnation roleplay.

>>42764880
This glass of milk tastes funny....and why is my demon coworker blushing?

Nothing of this will be real, why live?
No miss wisp, i don't like you.

>>42765240
Becuase outliving my enimeis is the only vengence the goverment says I can do legally
That and cheesy beef roll

>>42764911
If your mother doesn't love you enough to give you stern, maternal rape correction as needed, sometimes even with mind-bending psychedelics, you're obviously never going to grow up into a healthy, well-rounded adult.

>>42765240
Just waiting for society to collapse so I can weld spikes to my car and start living out my Mad Max raider fantasies.

Why are pyrows such pesky brats?

>>42765376
Pesky brats are fucking hot.
Pun intended.
Counter question--why are they always depicted as gyaru teenagers (pic related) instead of slutty office ladies?

>>42765404
Because they don't want to be mistaken for balrogs.

Anyone got that hikkineet lim greenbelt from a few threads ago? Also, lilim appreciation post

>>42765376
>get hit on by a js pyrow
Damn female kid...

there is no reverse scale on a Ryu and I'm going to find one and smooch every single one of her scales to prove my point.
>>42765373
you will run out of fuel scrub, best learn how to make your own engine to run in on some more common fuels

If KC asked you guys for ideas for a new region book similar to Dragonia or Court Alf, what would you want a focus on?

I want a focus on an Undead region.
How about you guys?

>>42765694
Rain forests, step-pyramids, big rivers, toads that make you see things when you lick them, cocoa plants and tobacco

>>42765694
Yeah a Undead region would be cool I want to know if undead demon realm beasts are a thing.

>>42765694
zipangu, or the dessert reigion

>>42765694
Bug girls. We need more bug girls.
> Cute loli jumping spiders
> Big, strong tarantulas
> Terrifying wasp girls whose stings make you her slave
> Loud as fuck cicada girls
> Ladybug girls
> Dragonfly girls
> Pillbug / pillbox girls
> Meaty, less social Bumble Bee girls

And then expand on the lore for the social insects or just subspecies in general.
> Ant, Honey Bee, and Hornet societies and how they function
> Devil bugs and why they're so goddamn common even though nobody talks about them
> Kinds of mothman
> Kinds of greenworms and butterflies

You know thinking about it there still isn’t a Savanna region yet that would have lion girls, crocodile girls, hippo girls(they would be strong fat) and wild dog girls inhabiting that region.

>>42765712
So basically you want a focus on MGE South America. Ok

>>42765765
From the very first books, we heard about them having cities, museums, parties, etc. I want to see those things.

>>42765772
That's cool. I would prefer Desert Region in your list myself cause more chocolate girls.

>>42765815
This is cool. So how would you do this considering it's a region book. An insect nation or something?

>>42765815
>Bulk Detonators

>>42765529
You will skin yourself.

I want to go to the desert cat kingdom and have a harem of choco cats.

>>42765839
Hmmm, wouldn't a lot of those that fall under the umbrella of not!Egypt though? Hell, wouldn't an unfucked desert kingdom develop a savanna of it's own? I *think* I've heard that Egypt used to be a savanna...

>>42765843
Yes, the insect kingdoms, or something like that!
> Leafcutter ants who milk their husbands (instead of aphids)
> Strife between ant, bee, hornet, termite, and wasp kingdoms
> The constant struggles of the less social bug girls to find love
> An anarchic free city of all kinds of bug girls that's a major trade hub, but is *incredibly* dangerous for single human males

Oh, and it should have like 100 pages of Ushi-Oni hardcore pornography, centered on hand-holding and missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>42765694
Ryugujo

>>42765839
Why would you want a whole goddamn book devoted to fucking Georgia?

>>42766032
Simple answer I want to fuck choco monster girls.

>>42765839
Does lions mean sub harem of cute cats ?

>>42766078
Fuck. The Anubis judge is skeptical, but I think that's a solid answer.

>>42765839
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:African_legendary_creatures
Choose your waifu

>>42765866
would they be bulky, like the name suggests?
would they turn entire rooms into mana filled chambers, by exploding once they chased down their crush?

>>42764376

>>42765694
a town of livng doll, bogies, living armors, bogeys

>tfw ywn be a male whore in hagville so you can go to hagville's college in the day

She's done being your adorable fluff-noodle. Now she's become...violent.

>>42766407
still cute tho

>>42766407
still very adorable and I'm gonna tell her that

>>42766407
I mean, she can be violent AND adorable at the same time.
> Miss Bunyip woads up her face, puts on a mask and tries to be demanding.
> "R-r-r-remove your pants, An-non! N-now!"

>>42766453
I need to grab her tight before she runs away and start smooching her for being such a dork.

>>42766453
>>42766407
I don't like fluffy noodle if they're violent. Good bye

>>42766493
nononono wait she was just joking

>>42766493
You do realize that the Bunyip is 100% an ambush predator, right? There's not a way to do that non-violently.

From KC's write-up:
> They move around inside the water without making a sound, and when they spot a man, after gazing fixedly at him, they launch themselves upon him without so much as a warning. They certainly do look like reasonless monsters launching an attack to kill and devour their prey.

And later on:
> When they've succumbed to their bestial nature, sex with them is like being mercilessly wrung dry of mana by a monster that's seized hold of its prey: violently ferocious.

>>42766516
Once again love the design and timid nature but hate this. Therefore, unless She is a nice one I leave.

>>42766543
that's from an interview with a married one
she'd likely boast how she pounced and took her husband and wrung him dry to show off
that's why Ushi profile says a man will be taken to her evil den to be milked forever in a wild rough sex session - they just want to boast how great at husband hunting and milking they are
in reality you have set of pictures from KC of an ushi taking classes to cook her husband nice meals, so he can eat something good after work

>>42765488
I just want to play hide and seek with a lim. I'll even tell her she can't cheat by using magic. Monsters need a challenge, make them work for it.

The real goal is to get them so frustrated they break the rules just to catch you. Bring a water gun and taunt them when they miss you.

>>42766568
I fundamentally think KC made the biggest mistake creating the profiles the way he did. It's caused nothing but problems.
Better he did region books instead.

>>42766593
profiles are nothing but guides

>>42766543
>order an ice cream cone
>OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS ICE CREAM COLD I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WARM

>>42766543
Anon, she's super autistic, cant speak to men, too shy, and is timid so this is how they attempt to get laid

Weirdness.

42766623
ew

>>42766606
That's not how people see them. They take them literally and use it to create endless grimshit. That's poisoned everything nearly everything West for the setting.

Never mind that the profiles are more interesting when they talk about the MG in question and their living situation like taking the Malefs for example. Their profile is great. The sex portion is boring. Once you have read best at sex, you've read them all.

>>42766642
k. i dont care for those faggots that do grimshit. Ok? they are all under the umbrella of succubi ya know, the reason why the previous monsters became monster girls

>>42766642
>That's not how people see them.
Speak for yourself
>They take them literally and use it to create endless grimshit. That's poisoned everything nearly everything West for the setting.
"Muh grimdark shitposters!" isnt an argument in any capacity.
KC has said time and again that the profiles are not to be taken literally, but we all you you're just here to bitch and shitpost

>>42766642
>The sex portion is boring
I don't trust people who underplay the lewd elements, too many times they turned out to be absolute shitters.

>>42766656
>k. i dont care for those faggots that do grimshit. Ok?
Well that's nice that your not bothered by them. Even though they cause nothing but grief and drama and end with KC DCMA threads or people which leads to drama on here

>they are all under the umbrella of succubi ya know, the reason why the previous monsters became monster girls
And? I didn't say otherwise. I said that saying best at sex over and over again is boring after a while. Focus on lore about the MG instead like with the Malefs.

>>42766664
I know that. That's what I'm saying. They don't do that
They take it literally for some crazy reason and create shit from it. Whereas the region books can't be used to do that.

>>42766669
I'm not saying you can't include lewd. Just not best at sex over and over again.

alright, no point discussing this anymore
instead tell me what monster girl WOULDN'T look good in a summer dress?

>>42766709
can't say

I love my beloved wife meiya

>>42766685
>>42766698
>which leads to drama on here
At no point have these threads given a single fuck about KC DMCAibg ntrfags or whatever. Drama is pushed entirely by outsiders who should be told to fuck off.
To argue profiles are bad because of bad faith actors and shitposters is hypocritical (since you did it yourself earlier) and retarded. Absolutely retarded.

>>42766612
Not the same at all. I just feel like everything was almost perfect but suffer of an unredeemable flaw in my opinion.
>>42766568
Maybe yes, maybe no. You can't know and I don't like to take bets with something as important as your Wife for life and more
>>42766622
Me too but I don't rape mamonos. i would write a letter or something.

>>42766729
>everything was almost perfect but suffer of an unredeemable flaw in my opinion.
It's a wish fulfillment setting. These dont need to exist if you dont want them to. I will never understand this complaint.

>>42766745
It's what I'm saying from the start. I only want a nice non violent bunyip which MGE will provide (maybe).

>>42764480
>kiss a Flayer
>her tentacles are already in your ears
how do you even escape

>>42766723
I'm just going to say this to explain my position. After this, you can have the last word. But I'm stopping.

The people I'm talking about use the profiles to shit on KC, MGE and us. Saying MGE bad etc. Which leads to all sorts of shit later that ends with KC taking action and and causing drama that people in previous threads were begging to stop.

My positions are 1] Lament that maybe with no profiles written in universe the way they are we would not have crazy people writing grimshit.

2] My own personal opinion is that I find the profiles would be better improved if they focused on the MG lore and include lewd instead of just saying they are best at sex cause saying best at sex is of itself not interesting.

Thanks and goodbye.

>>42766721
post more

>>42766023
>>42765815
>sleep in a sketchy inn because you're a poorfag
>wake up with bite marks all over and a bedbug girl sleeping next to you

man, i just want to be breastfed by an older holst

>>42766796
I find it funny you think you have a point when this whole thing started with you taking a profile literally and hiding behind "BU-BUT MUH WEST DOES IT TOO!!" when called out on it. Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>>42766876
I'm still here. I will say you can't read but whatever. I just stopped discussing it and moving on. Lol. So anyway, what do you think a good region for KC to write a book about would be?

I want to get kidnapped by my yandere amazoness older cousin and be raped by her.

>>42766888
Underground. Either underdark cavern stuff or full on Hollow Earth with dinosaurs and shit.

>>42766779
You don't escape, just accept your place for your wife

>>42766888
KC is writing about MG Las Vegas apparently.
But who cares? I want more mgs. More profiles. Greys, Draugrs and Balrogs when?

>>42766907
I see. So a focus on underground monsters like Ants, Wurms, Sandworms or Hollow Earth with Dinosaur MGs.

>>42766919
Did he say this on his Patreon? And I hope this is true. I like the idea of a fantasy Las Vegas being explored. Danuki rule it maybe?

>>42766896
Based, imagine her making you give her a massage after she rapes you

i love my wifey

>>42766917
the queen in yellow?

>>42766919
Imagine sitting on a rooftop in MG Vegas and watching the gremlins test dark matter bombs out in the desert.

>>42766919
How would ayy lmaos even work in MGE? I feel like they don't really fit that well personally, you got any ideas for em because I'm really scratching my noggin

>>42766974
Well ain't that a kick in the head

>>42766963
Queen Ghidorah

>>42766974
Interesting thing about Gremlins. Via the Island region books, we find that they marry nerds, engineers etc. So the dream of having a wife that you could talk shop with is at hand. They work together with their husbands to research and create tech.

>>42766982
You mean the Greys?

>>42766999
Yes

>>42766992
That's why they're in my top 10. But I'd still probably just play with their ears

>Like mamonos
>Don't like rape
>Exclude all profiles who mention rape
>Almost no mamonos left
Tiresome...

>>42766992
And rape your anus with sextoys, unlucky.

>>42766987
k, but a queen in yellow would be nice, a monster girl who is summoned after reading her tome or the man who read it is compelled to find her or the book transforms into the main character of that story

>>42766919
Sounds good, I want to Chill in my Hotel room with Ms Cheshire, and blow my load in her butt when white rabbit peaks and get assaulted with grapefruits.

>>42767029
Sounds like something that would exist.

>>42767029
Sounds like something a phantom would do.

>>42766992
>They work together with their husbands to research and create tech.
Isnt this how all the Sabbath RnD departments work?

>>42767015
Iirc, the whole rape thing (without consent) is very few, if any, profiles. It usually means they're very aggressive, but won't actually force you if you don't actually want it. Something, something, translation bullshit

>>42767014
Be married to them and you could play with their ears all day.
>>42767024
Just talk to them and say you're not into that. Will be fine.

>>42766959
Your wifey is a qt

>>42767045
I believe so. But Gremlins is tech while Sabbath is all magic and spells

>>42767015
Once again profiles are extremely generalized they are just as vaired as humans with some exceptions, you could have a mommy dommy lizardman rapist and a submissive manticore. They'll just be aggressive, and maybe "rape" you if they sense you're being a tsundere or something

>>42767061
Would be funny watching a gremlin and a lich arguing about what counts as real science.

>>42767041
i could see a phantom doing that. cursing her play to either pull the reader in or making her appear before them
>>42767040
In MGE, yeah i could see that.

Yes.

>>42766999
Yep, like I could see them appealing to a specific fetish but I don't think most MGE fans or KC himself would like that. Plus tonely they just don't really fit, maybe if they're like a part of the chaos species or something then it could work

>>42766709
All of them look good in sundresses without fail

>>42767061
>while Sabbath is all magic and spells
Not true, the sabbaths dabble in tech and artificing as well. That tracking globe, for example. There's definitely a technomancy branch staffed with gearheads, dwarves and gremlins

>https://www.patreon.com/MGE/posts
I asked the following question at the Q&A:
>When monstergirls are able to give birth to human boys, will monstergirls birth monstergirls more often than human boys for the benefit of monstergirls that seek to be part of harems or men who seek to have a harem?
Someone else asked this one on my request. Thank you for doing so:
>The pre-monsterization humans wear very flattering clothes. I know that the out-of-universe reason is because the clothings take inspiration from the flattering and fancy clothes of JRPGs but is there an in-universe reason for it? Is human fashion being nudged towards the revealing to keep the eyes of men on humans?
However, I have more questions to ask (and recently came up with a new one) and if someone reading this hasn't come up with a question, could they ask one of the following:
>When young Dark Elves practice their bondage skills on their father, is incest avoided and it's really just practicing their rope work and learning sensitive spots?
>With orc harems, is it possible to dominate some members but getting dominated by others due to not being stronger than or weaker than every member of the harem?

>>42767136
It's a fine line but the way I see it is that Sabbath create magic artifacts/objects whereas Gremlins create magitech. It's a fine line but that's the difference. And yeah, I can totally see gremlins and dwarves being part of the Sabbath or aiding them.

>>42767172
Stop spamming this shit.

>https://www.patreon.com/MGE/posts
I asked the following question at the Q&A:
>When monstergirls are able to give birth to human boys, will monstergirls birth monstergirls more often than human boys for the benefit of monstergirls that seek to be part of harems or men who seek to have a harem?
Someone else asked this one on my request. Thank you for doing so:
>The pre-monsterization humans wear very flattering clothes. I know that the out-of-universe reason is because the clothings take inspiration from the flattering and fancy clothes of JRPGs but is there an in-universe reason for it? Is human fashion being nudged towards the revealing to keep the eyes of men on humans?
However, I have more questions to ask and if someone reading this hasn't come up with a question, could they ask one of the following:
>When young Dark Elves practice their bondage skills on their father, is incest avoided and it's really just practicing their rope work and learning sensitive spots?
>With orc harems, is it possible to dominate some members but getting dominated by others due to not being stronger than or weaker than every member of the harem?

Chesh needs rape correction no matter what She's doing

>>42767172
If you give me 10 dollars then sure I will ask KC.5 dollars to pay KC and 5 dollars for myself

Wendigo hags…

>>42767189
They're not so smug when they can't walk after ass destruction

hatters behind get larger with age

should i sleep with an older cheshire or an older hatter?

>>42767185
Didn’t you post this last thread I’m pretty sure most people get it now.

>>42767185
If you give me 10 dollars then sure I will ask KC.5 dollars to pay KC and 5 dollars for myself

>>42767260
I'm starting to think it's that WHF tripfag from /tg/ threads, same obsession with clothing and tendency to repeat himself several times.

>>42767209
>Anon just caught her looking through his bathroom window as he was undressing

>>42767273
WHF? What’s that.

>>42767299
Warhammer Fantasy

>>42767275
I want to hold a Wendigo hag in my big loving hands while we share a coat together.

It's both cute and scary that Gazer looking at me can easily lead to her either cuddling with me or toying with me.
I want Gazer to look at me all the time.

>>42767307
Ah okay I still don’t understand that shit, like why would you combine a porn setting with a grimdark setting doesn’t make any sense when it’s been stated MGE Monster girls don’t kill their husbands and if they did they would go running straight towards a lich for help to bring their husband to be back from the dead.

>>42764376
Go to church.

>>42767333
Warhammer fans are mentally ill and try to shove their shit into everything.

>>42767333
On one hand, a comfy porn parody version of that world would be a nice asthetic change and pretty fun to goof around in.
The problem is the setting has an absurd amount of autsim around it which means someone comes around and basically goes "No, that won't work, that's not canon!" about a guy doing a porn parody of it.

>>42767333
/tg/ monster girl thread was a bizarre place in general, wait until you hear about enslaved anon.
Moral of the story: if you try to un-lewd a porn setting, things go stupid really fucking fast

>>42767345
Oh I’ve already heard about enslaved anon and I get the vibe that enslaved anon might have been a teenager that didn’t belong on 4chan but that’s just me.

>>42767345
Do you know the thread name?

>>42767333
WHF is old news. It's now all Dark Souls, Bloodborne.

i just want to have a momster desu , but where can i find one?

>>42767379
>Bloodborne
You know…nevermind I’ll keep quiet on that subject but I’ll just say POTIONS.

>>42767379
What about Elden Ring?

>>42767374
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/mgw/
Here you go, they euthanized their thread a year or two ago.

Some of the hags are evolving their strategy and pretend to be your 'big sis' so you let your guard down. Just watch out for those types, they'll act like they want a strictly platonic relationship until you let your guard down and suddenly find yourself all alone, with your 'big sis' shoving her breasts in your face.

Kissing my wifey!
holding my wifey!
giving my wifey candy!
carrying my wifey to bed!
watching movies with my wifey!
rubbing my wifey's feathers!
preening my wifey!
huffing my wifey's fluff!
baking with wifey!
making dinner for wifey!

>>42767395
Don't know. I ignore all crossover MGE fanfics nowadays. But I can believe that there is an Elden Ring one

>>42767402
Yes but have you considering weighing her?

>>42767333
I want a crossover like Harvest Moon, or Story of Seasons is what it's called now I think.
A little farming simulation game but in the world of MGE sounds like fun.

>>42767343
whf anon was the saner of that threads posters despite repeating his posts. At least he didn't centre his parody around warhammer fantasy forces roflstomping monstergirls

>>42767409
>weighing her
about 20 average turkeys

>>42767409
big jubby to fat and pregnant to get off the ground! tits too big to fly!

>>42767335
I'd slap that ass.

>>42767394
Bloodborne is cool, dark soul too. It could make a great crossover with new mamonos and NO gore/misery/grim but they ruined it.

>>42767394
Potions?

>>42767437
Jubby the Chubby, carrying the weight of her causes backpains to Hubby.

>>42767395
Make more dolls.

>smothered by holst boobs

>>42767437
>feeding a slim harpy breast growth potions until she struggles to get off the ground
h-hot

>>42767445
Yeah you know what I’m referencing I don’t want to talk about it on here or the thread will get pissed even though it’s a thing, and if I remember correctly the people that transformed in Bloodborne did take a liquid that made them into what they are but it’s been awhile since I looked into the lore so I could be wrong.

>>42767472
Imagine having a doll wife that's taller than you, haha

The foxes demand tribute.

>>42767472
Would you a doll?

>>42767488

>>42767507
Not one that looks that, I need me a hag doll

>>42767507
Suigintou.

>>42766919
>MG Las Vegas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvfS5qNmxdw

>>42767516
Big dolls

>>42767516

>>42767548
Now this be a doll i’d fuck and love without question

>>42767548
Wide child-bearing hips.

>>42767485
Old ones blood

>>42767507
i'd

>>42764480
... I think I'll pass.

>>42767485
Fuck it I know I said I was gonna hold off from talking about it, but my lewd version of a MGE Bloodborne crossover would go something like this, the moon presence in Bloodborne would be the goddess of the MGE Sabbath that she would be some type of lovecraftian loli being.
Husbands would become Hentai monsters from drinking the essence of the bloodmoon goddess (it’s secretly her titty milk and is sold like holstaur milk) of course the husbands would be able to go in and out of these forms like normal chaos incubuses.
If human women drink the essence of the bloodmoon goddess they become mamono instantly and seek out a human man to be with.
But that’s my lewd version of a MGE Bloodborne crossover no gore/misery/grim in it just weirdness and lewd.

>>42767409
shee's 100 pounds, very light, most of her weight is in her ass.

>>42767658
that sounds dope, and the town at first seems normal to a traveler passing by but the more time they stay soaking the residual mamano mana, they see how the town truly is. What he once thought was a weird little cafe is actually an open air love hotel/cafe with no walls

gentrifying chaos into modern suburban life

>>42767658
Yes

>>42767692
>those tenta-nuns are sure cute but they are nuns so it aint smart to ask them out farmer anon thinks
>Cut to a cult of some of the tenta-nuns worshipping Farmer Anon as a deity, with his old overalls, gloves, and an old tooth as holy relics in ornate reliquaries

>>42767189
What if I want to be her mere tom huh

>>42767273
I don't think it's him I think it's just a guy who's desperate to ask two questions but can only ask once each month and is impatient, nothing about those two questions give off grimdark edge fag shit

>>42767345
I keep seeing stuff about him please tell me what he did I only saw one person mentioned it and they would not tell me what he did

>Christmas cake cheshire tries out the internet
>Absolutely loves rage comics and posts them
>Confused about the replies of 'coal', 'gem', and strange pictures of men named jack and green frogs she gets sent in response
Remember to guide older monsters through new technology

I wonder how a monster girl would react to be not wanting any kids.

>>42767822
I wanna work as tech support in the undead kingdom.
I mean, I already work as tech support so there probably wouldn't be much of a change honestly. Just a lot more of me having to spend 10 minutes explaining where the on button is

>>42764376

>>42767841
>shirohebi with two personalities
does she get jealous of herself?

>>42767851
It's irrational jealousy so probably.

>>42767822
Cringe Chesh would be the best chesh

>>42767768
Search the archives for "bugboi", then multiply that by ten and add a few mental breakdowns whenever people tried to ignore him. Basically his writing was bad, his drawings were bad, he didn't know when to shut the fuck up and he kept blaming KC for people not liking his "setting".

>>42767840
>Elder Wight hitting on anon through the phone
>Gets flustered when she realizes the 'mouse' doesn't refer to a rodent
Old ladies are so cute

So, which is your favorite MGE monster girl design? Mine is the chimera girl.

>>42767997
>that thickness
broodmother bot

>>42768001
Hellhound and Anubis they drain my balls completely.

>>42768001
wurm, bogie and jabberwock

>>42768001
i like some of the little details on ms krampus like the leaves of holly

>>42764376
No angel born in hell could break that Satan spell

>>42768008

42768041
k, calm down now anon

>>42768001
Demon, salamander and wight

>>42768001
Jub Jub!!!

My second commission for the January writer contest! Thanks again Dothog for participating!

Done by the magnificent Yerb. I think this is my favorite yet.

>>42768126
looking good. i'd be tempted to put a bow in that hair

>>42765694
A region focused on fighting where everything is decided by duels.
The book could focus on different classes, techniques and how battles and sex pair.

>>42768041
is that supposed to be a pregnancy test? cut the scene a bit too quickly imo

>>42768126
damn pretty good for doing an 8 head figure anon!

>>42768162
Turn off the loop.

>>42768162
Watch other's belly.

>>42767997
>>42768041
Go back to /v/, redditor.

>>42767916
>Elder Wight hitting on anon through the phone
I've already had to scroll through people nudes when helping them, some flirting wouldn't even phase me
I would like to see some monster nudes however.

>>42768189
oh, spooky. wonder if she makes a microwave ding when the baby is done

>>42767776
Don't be fooled by her soft breasts and inverted nipples.
She has black sclera and thus must be a violent rapist.

>>42768082
It's easy to forget how fluffy a jubjub's wings are.
Imagine the hugs.

>>42768221
what slander. demons have a long-running consent fetish

But I did have breakfast this morning

>>42768240
They use every means at their disposal to get you to sign, it might as well be rape.

>>42766121
Forest Bull
>they were called "flesh eaters" and were the most ferocious and savage of all animals
>ferocious, tawny
>twice the size of regular bulls and could run at great speeds
>hair as being red
>No weapon could physically hurt the bulls, be it spears or arrows because even iron deflected from their skin
>the king of beasts, and rightly so, for it possesses the courage of a lion, the speed of a horse, the strength of a bull, and is stronger than iron

This is just a BIG, crimson-haired, delicious brown, unstoppable rage-filled mino and I want her to rape me until my hips, the bed and the ground beneath are pulverised to dust.

>>42764376

>>42768240
she looks like a dork that acts cool

>>42768263
i.e., a demon

>>42768263
>>42768267
It's a known fact that short haired girls with big breasts are airheads.

>>42768267
gonna call her cute and watch her get flustered

>>42768280
Does that mean if I cut a haku's hair she suffers intense brain drain?

>>42768271
I want to go to that prison I’ve been a naughty boy.

>>42767997
>>42768041
Need

>>42768001
Shog, it captures monstrous beauty well. I'm biased though since a primal ancient shog is a fav of mine

>>42768307
Stop spamming offtopic garbage, retard.

>>42768271
I want to go.

>>42768255
Think of it as... proactive dating. You want a girl that takes initiative right anon?

>>42768126
she looks maginificent Anon, you're a real artist

>>42768257
She's probably so aggressive because she's red and gets horny from it

>>42768374
>>42768174
Done by Yerb! I'm just the guy paying for them. Was my wording poor?

>>42768296
Why do you think holsts and minos both have short hair?
Hakus are the smart long-haired cow, it's their secret power.

>>42768386
cats are so easy to please

>>42768383
I’m gonna call her the great red heifer and see what happens.

>>42768291
She looks upset, is she arguing with people online?

>>42768404
Whole fucking box breaks, cat is a fat fuck.

>>42768407
CockLayer69 said that foxes were all old, smelly dogs so she's been arguing with them for the past 5 hours

>>42768335
Please explain to me how doubledeck is offtopic

>>42768371
Yes, but is binding my very soul to a spawn of Satan who demands my seed in exchange for eternal happiness a good idea?
I don't think so.

>>42768445
>is binding my very soul to a spawn of Satan who demands my seed in exchange for eternal happiness a good idea?

>>42768406
I hope you like staying in bed anon

>>42768343
That officer looks suspiciously eager.

Post your best holsts please!

>>42766992
>they like smart guys
>i'm an idiot
well this is a disappointment

>>42768402
no, I'm just an idiot who doesn't read

>>42768432
Falling for bait like that, I thought Foxes were smart

>>42768474
She takes her job very seriously.

>>42768491
you don't have to be smart to help operate a fuck-powered machine

>>42768475
All I have are yaks.

>>42768445
Yes sign the contract anon

>>42768502
I don't believe you.

Gonna defeat a arch demon by attacking her from outside her aggro range

>>42768502
Need me a abyssal yak named Katie.
https://youtu.be/z_fAjL99AHw

>>42768475
have a evil cow

>>42768537
She doesn't look evil to me.

>>42768537
Very rare, she must be kept evil.

>>42768537
now we're talking

>>42768475
I got yandere cow for you.

>The portals open overnight while you're asleep
>You sleep soundly with no proactive dating attempts not realizing anything is happening
>You wake up as your blanket monsterizes into an Ittan-momen
>She rapes you before saying a single word
Imagine how weird this would be for a normie man

>>42768518
>A Lilim figures out what you're doing and teleports both of you into a room sized pocket dimension and locks the door with a succubus key
Using exploits will bring down the wrath of the admins

>>42768537
Just plug her into the milking machines and come back in 20 minutes then it'll be over

>>42768553
How can cow be yandere? They're docile, sleep, and chew cud all day.

>>42768572
Anon no it's a trap, getting her milked will make her more angry and she'll milk you when she gets out

>>42768545
She is very evil, her plot is to make all woman busty cows like her

>>42768595
got it, I'll leave her on it overnight

>>42768592
they're rarely symptomatic but a good tell is you refuse milk when offered and observe the reaction.

>airhead party member doesn't notice her armor broke in the last encounter

>>42768606
How is that evil?

>>42768611
What happens?

What monster is the best to brave MSP's first rocket?

What’s the plan for when we run out of ancient evil hags? How will we get more?

>>42768626
wurm

>>42768475

>>42768638
Anon pls, consider the weight budget

>>42768625
This happens.

>>42768609
How long can an evil mind hold out to such torment

>>42768649
Ah, that's not so scary.

>>42768609
>You hear her yelling threats saying "Every minute I'm on this stupid machine I'll milk you for an hours worth!"

>>42768643
We need to test the cargo capacity anyway, we'll just reroute the controls to the cargo bay and use her as the dummy payload.

>>42768652
not very, come morning she'll be a soaked, mooing mess and highly suggestible, a little whispering in her ears and one final sealing of the conditioning and she'll be good to go

>>42768625
>How is that evil?
Don't think about it, the Sabbath shall defeat this evil!

>>42768628
Waiting for young evils to become hags

I have a simple plan to protect myself from monsters. I'll play country music when they try and grab me. They'll be way too turned off for proactive dating

>>42768512
Okay, yaks, hakus, and a couple ushi-oni.

>>42768652
>forgot to change the filters before you go to bed
>the machine gets all clogged up with evil, becomes self aware and teams up with the holstaur to spread evil and evil milk
>next on the milking list is you
oh bother

>>42768670
>cranks up the intensity

>>42768679
>You end up attracting CC holsters, minos and weresheep
Have fun with your new farm

>>42768685
Remember folks despite what gremlins might tell you maintenance is important

>>42768638
imagine the nightmare that would be making a space wurm suit would be

>>42768706
that's a nice look but i'm not really sure which ones are her eyebrows

>>42768700
Selkie Silks will rise to the task, for monsterkind

>>42768693
White boys fuck dogs or do dogs fuck white boys that is the question.

liches in construct bodies instead of undead ones, yes?

>>42768001

>>42768001
kikimora
demon
jungle kot
shirohebi
uhhhhhhh

>>42768740
Yes

>>42767654
I don't think you get a say in the matter.

>>42768854
Imagine the wedding planning.

>>42768785
All credit to KC for his designs but Demons are very similar to Astaroth.

>>42768854
She has had your date planned out for centuries now, nudging fate to ensure you two meet without hitch.
Sadly she couldn't plan on an orc rear-ending your car and making you late.

>>42767691
Yeah I came up with this idea a couple days ago so it’s kinda funny how this got brought up as of recent, that I was also thinking of some genderbends of some of the main characters too in Bloodborne along the way for this concept MGE story like Vicar Amelia would be Victor Amelia instead and he would have a Hellhound wife since I feel that fits, there would be no blood or horror in his transformation either unlike the actual version of the character, that all the transformations are very erotic in the story.

ded

if i leave here tomorrow , would you still remember me?

>>42768965
Poor banshee

>>42768976
You say potato I say potato.

Idiot thought he could outrun the oni.

is kiki a bird or is the feathers just a refrence to feather duster?

>>42769019
I can out hike her

>>42769019
I can't outrun her, but I can make her wear a frilly dress.

>>42769037
dogbirdmaid

>>42769037
>Furthermore, they once had wings and legs like a harpy, but it’s said that they changed into human arms and legs so that they could provide more thorough and diligent service. Their feathered wrists and scale-covered feet are vestiges of that.

>>42769076
I desire the feel the Kiki scales, and the part where scale transitions to skin

>>42769037
Well originally kikimoras looked like this before the present demon lord took over, that they do look like they got the face of a dog and body parts of a bird so yes technically speaking they are bird dog.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikimora

>>42769100
Each day we stray further from Sigmar's light.
Who's the artist? This is amazing.

>>42768875
Shinra Bansho has some nice demons.

>>42769100
>>42769145
Fuck off.

>Time for your vaccination!

>>42769157
>>42768875

>>42768875
>>42769157
>>42769236
Fuck, forgot image

>>42766919
>Las Vegas MGs
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with a guy tripping balls on Myconid spores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MO1KyNUOIs

What makes blue skin so attractive?

>>42769246
>We had two bags of smokeleaf, seventy-five manticore barbs, five sheets of high powered fox mofu, a salt shaker half full of moth dust, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, ragers, lovers... and also a quart of lifeblood, a quart of nectar, a case of milk, a pint of raw shog and two dozen prisoner fruits.

We're having sex with squid now.

>>42769272
full body suction cup hickies

>>42768679
You are gonna be targeted by the Pink Beret's to rescue you from that sad fag music. I doubt you would get to the part about a tear in your beer or the day your momma got out of prison before they bust in your doors.

>>42769272
Will she be gentle?

>>42769267
All other skin tones are associated with things that bring pain and unhappiness.

>>42769284
It will be very squishy

>>42769293
She's a squid, I'm sure she can handle it.

>>42769284
No

>>42769308
Oh, then not interested.

>>42769267
It just looks otherworldly in an alluring way.

>>42769308
Oh, then I'm interested.

>>42769362
io dont get it

are there prisons in monster nations?

>>42769375
>>42769369

i should probably play succubus prison one of these days

>>42769375
I would assume so, though the mamano criminal justice system is very different than ours being an Absolute Monarchy. Debt, Vagrancy, Being caught with a condom could land you in the joint. Though it would not be an unpleasant stay, regardless when you get out you won't be single and causing trouble anymore. I did two weeks In Mamanocatraz for being caught out after curfew, thankfully my cellmate was really nice, though a bit pushy.

>Have a Kikimora maid
>She's been with you your entire life, the two of you grew up together
>She has never worn anything other than a conservative maid outfit
>You finally convince her to dress casually and go on a normal date with you
>She meets you at the door wearing a tight fitting tank top that says "GAPE QUEEN" on it along with hotpants that cover so little that you refuse to believe you didn't see her entire pussy when she leaned over to pick up her purse
>Awkwardly ask her to change into something more appropriate
>She goes right back to her regular maid attire
>She thinks you asked her to change because you didn't want other monster girls getting jealous of what a pervert she managed to land

>>42764376
https://discord.gg/cA5CX5SkJx

>>42769510
Eat shit and die

>>42769510
what's this?

>>42769524
No clue but never follow random discord links, could be fags, troons, pedos or glowniggers.

>>42769272
Their tentacles would be so comfy to get held in

>>42769369
Is it worth playing? Is every single end a bad end with death?
I played succubus farm and i was just glad there was some ends that weren't awful.

>>42769524
I clicked on it and it has nothing to do with monster girls and looks like a random discord so don’t join it, it’s most likely a troll to fuck people over by revealing names and shit.

>>42769459
Imagine going through the system because you tried using one of those anti love arrows on yourself, or were just a general misery fag. I like to think it would be a very comfy stay

>>42769560
What's the point of a discord like that? Christ

Are foxes nice?