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How does it feel to hold a hell raven in your arms?

>> No.4270762

Like a bag of sand

>> No.4270765

like a bag of nuclear waste

>> No.4270767

Like standing in a pit of lava.

>> No.4270770

I'm worried for her health.

>> No.4270773

Like a bag of pillow!

>> No.4270775
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I wish I had one. I don't mind dying.

>> No.4270772 [DELETED] 

Another slut touhou. Damn guys, can you pick a nonslut touhou soon?

>> No.4270784

>>4270775
Oh god...HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>> No.4270787
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CAUTION!

>> No.4270792

>>4270787
I love you too okuu~

<3~

>> No.4270816

Like a bag of custard and hazelnuts

>> No.4270861

For the few seconds your arms aren't made out of sizzling, melted man-flesh, bone and fire...

... feels good, bro.

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>> No.4270920

>>4270905
GET OUT OF HERE, RUMIA

>> No.4270922

>>4270759
Doesn't feel like anything at all. I don't feel my legs anymore. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!?

>> No.4270937

Like DEEPCROW

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>> No.4270986

>>4270980

Okay... now what?

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>> No.4271020

>>4270986
Help her to make more babies anon! Silly you~

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>> No.4271050

>>4270986

Insert your thing.

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>>4270759
Very bad. You feel heat all over your body, see a blue flash, see weird sparkles in your vision. You begin to feel nauseous and fatigued. Then you feel ok.... for acouple days. You've entered what is called walking ghost phase and there is nothing we can do to save you. I will not describe what follows.

>> No.4271125

Feels bad man.

Creeping dose is no joke.

>> No.4271145

Technically you would only feel the effects of Radiation poisoning if she used her powers against you, she herself is not a radioactive biohazard.

>> No.4271152

>>4271145
not canon.

>> No.4271164

>>4271145
says who?

>> No.4271176

I want to hold her in my lap and tell her that ZUN jumped the shark when he designed her.

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>>4271176
But Okuu has the best design out of all the touhous

>> No.4271199

>>4271176
Would you rather have an Utsuho with three legs?
Cause that's what he almost did.

>> No.4271204

>>4271187

That IS pretty easy... where do I get my own?

>> No.4271207

>>4271204

Hell.

>> No.4271208

>>4271204
you go to hell.

>> No.4271215

>>4271207
>>4271208

No shipping?

>> No.4271217

>>4271187
They left out the part where you die of radiation poisoning

>> No.4271221

>>4271217
Fusion =/= Fission
You can't get radiation poisoning from fusion reactions.
You can still be incinerated, though.

>> No.4271224

>>4271187

Fucking HNNNNGGGGGH

>> No.4271227

>>4271221

What if it's... cold fusion?

>> No.4271249

>>4271221

Yes you can. Most fusion reactions still emit neutrons and gamma rays.

They just don't create any heavy radioactive elements (except by neutron activation).

>> No.4271250

>>4271227
Cold fusion is just the creation of fusion reactions at relatively low temperatures. Once the reaction actually starts, it still produces absurd amounts of heat.

>> No.4271254

>>4271221
What about the bremsstrahlung? Certainly she's going to produce bremsstrahlung. I don't think she's going to do aneutronic fusion.... Thought the question is what is she fusing?

>> No.4271261

>>4271221
>You can't get radiation poisoning from fusion reactions.

Oh right.

LOLOLOL HYDROGEN BOMBZ NO FISSION = NO RADIATION LETS ROLL

Then suddenly, cancer.

>> No.4271269

It feels like i have all i ever longed for!
Cancer maybe too... But who cares. Happiness comes with cost.

>> No.4271271

>>4271221
>You can't get radiation poisoning from fusion reactions.

I'm sure astronauts will rest easy knowing that they won't have to shield themselves from solar radiation anymore.

>> No.4271274

>>4271227 cold fusion

I see what you did there.jpg

>> No.4271275

>>4271254

My love.

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There's radiation poisoning, and then there's ultraviolet/x/gamma rays. Different, but still harmful.

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>>4271317

>> No.4271333

>>4271271
The sun does both fusion and fission. But fission isn't the only thing that emits high-powered radiation.

>> No.4271340

>>4271271
I said "solar", but meant "cosmic", though that's not to say that the Sun isn't dangerous for what it does put out.

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>>4271317

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>>4271317
I can't tell which one is worse.

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>>4271317

>> No.4271554

>>4270759
Skin cancer feels fucken' awesome.

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You know how radiation causes cancer?

Well, if you're really nice and non-threatening, holding Utsuho in your arms is like holding radioactive little girl that spreads love with radiation rather than cancerous mutations.

>> No.4271580

>>4271570

I like how that sounds. I want to be irradiated by love.

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>>4270759
Also, Utsuho is not cute. She is evil and megalomaniacal.

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This is gonna be messy.

>> No.4271621

>>4271570
then she cooks you a surprise breakfast using her powers. You are rushed to hospital and treated for accute radiation poisoning, good thing you have radiation shielding underwear....

>> No.4271627

>>4271570

It'd be cute if she still made the geiger counter click.

>> No.4271641

>>4271627
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. moe

>> No.4271667

>>4271627

But... No, you're right. That would be cute.

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>>4271608

T-that's not true! She just wants to make a better world by burning everything in sight

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>>4271669
We'd all be better off dead, right?

>> No.4271794

>>4271187
I WANT ;_;

>> No.4271847

>>4271187
I HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGd

>> No.4272859

>>4271580

...Can I be irradiated by love? ;_;

>> No.4272862 [DELETED] 

>>4272859

Reported. Bumping is not allowed.

>> No.4272932 [DELETED] 

>>4270758
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
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>> No.4272976 [DELETED] 

>>4270755
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
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>> No.4273006 [DELETED] 

>>4270758
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
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>> No.4273013 [DELETED] 

>>4270756
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
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>>4270756
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
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>> No.4273043

>>4270759
How does it feel sticking your dick in one?

>> No.4273050

>>4273043
Kimochi, man.

>> No.4273070

>>4273050
What the fuck does that mean aniki?

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this shit belongs in /g/ or /k/

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>> No.4274885

>>4273070

"Feels, man"

He probably meant 気持ちいい but he doesn't know Japanese.

>> No.4275354

>>4274281

Utsuho is the official Touhou of /k/.

>> No.4275370

>>4274885
I know enough to know that you don't.

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>>4274856
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrmXW3JHViw

>> No.4275390

>>4275354
What does nuclear physics have to do with /k/?

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>>4275390

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>>4275390

Yuugi is Kuzka's mother.
Okuu is Tsar Bomba.

>> No.4275426

>>4275409
That's fission, not Fusion, Utsho uses mostly Fusion.
Now Nitori is more fit for /k/.

>> No.4275437

>>4275426
Are you implying that there wouldn't be fusion bombs if we could harness fusion properly?

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>>4275390

Mostly this.

>> No.4275446

>>4275437
No, but the fact is we can't.
Fusion is now more related to stars.

>> No.4275452

>>4275426
Also Chiyuri and Rika

>> No.4275457

>>4275446
So you're saying Utsuho should be the official Touhou of /sci/?

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>>4270759

Also, feels sparkly, man.

Them lovely short-lived isotopes.

>> No.4275463

>>4275426

Lol no. Nowadays, prety much every nuclear weapon uses fusion, the fission only ignites the reaction.

Also, we have already claimed Utsuho, keep your Shitori for yourself.

>> No.4275472

>>4275457
No, that's Renko and Yumemi

>> No.4275473

>>4275463
>the fission ... ignites the reaction
So what you're saying is that fission is how the bomb works.

>> No.4275478

>>4275446

Are you retarded? Pretty much every post-1952 bomb was fusion.

>> No.4275487

>>4275463
Are you FUCKING STUPID?

>> No.4275492

>>4275463
I see great potential for this troll...

6/10, keep practicing your troll-fu.

>> No.4275495

Oh man, it's like some kind of a dark Reimu

>> No.4275496

>>4275478
Cool non-existent technology bro

>> No.4275501 [DELETED] 

>>4275473

No. A small fission charge helps reaching extreme temperatures, where the deuterium and tritium enter the fusion.
The energy produced by fusion makes more than 90% of the overeall TNT equivalent yield.

Jesus Christ, I thought /jp/ knows at least the basic science.

>> No.4275507

>>4275473

No. A small fission charge helps reaching extreme temperatures, where the deuterium and tritium enter the fusion.
The energy produced by fusion makes more than 90% of the overall TNT equivalent yield.

Jesus Christ, I thought /jp/ knows at least the basic science.

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>>4275487

You'd have to be if you're on /jp/. Why else would you be here?

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Wow. Never thought /jp/ had this many nuclear physicists with unrestricted access to esoteric military science classified indefinitely since 1945.

>> No.4275541

>>4275518
We're hardcore, bro.

>> No.4275555

>>4275518
Fuck yeah /jp/!

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>>4275473
>>4275487
>>4275492
>>4275496

Hey, /jp/.

Seriously, say that you are kidding me. Please, say it.
Say "LOL I TROL U" and I will laugh it off... please...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion#Hot_fusion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_bomb

>> No.4275587 [DELETED] 

Sup, /jp/, don't mind me, just being a 50 MT ball of big freaking nuclear fusion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_bomb

>> No.4275585

>>4275560
Who the fuck doesn't know that?

ANYWAY, Utsuho uses Hydrogen fusion to make stars, not bombs, I don't see how anything she does it /k/ related. And /k/ doesn't really talk about the physics of nuclear bombs, so stop making this an argument.

>> No.4275604

>>4275560
Geez, take it easy.
You're supposed to laugh and take it easy with these things.

>> No.4275624

>>4275585
>Who the fuck doesn't know that?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe... the people here claiming that fusion is unachievable, hydrogen
bombs are a non-existent technology and modern nuclear weapons are fission-based?

>> No.4275637

>>4275560
Are you frustrated?

>> No.4275652

>>4275624
>modern nuclear weapons are fission-based
But they are. Fission is the basis. What is so hard to understand?

>> No.4275677

>>4275624
Because there are never troll in /jp/, right?
It's not like we're talking about reactors.

>> No.4275738

>>4275652

Oh right.

Fission (few kilotons) - the BASIS
Resulting fusion (tens of megatons) - minor by-product

That's exactly like saying that the basis of a conventional bomb is the fuse, not the explosive.

>> No.4275748

>>4275719
More like saying the basis of the conventional bomb is the flame.

Which is pretty accurate.

>> No.4275795

>>4275748
>the basis of the conventional bomb is the flame
>pretty accurate

I... I give up.

>> No.4275853

>>4275795
:3

>> No.4275985

>>4275853
He might give up but for the sake of all the scientists (and literate first-graders) turning inside their graves, I will not.

You, sir, are an idiot. A complete, abject, rhetoric-spouting idiot who instead of having the decency to admit being wrong tries to wriggle his way out of a corner he talked himself into. Thereby showing that not only are you an idiot (which is redeemable, noone knows everything and it is always possible to learn), but also a coward (which is an immutable flaw in character).

>> No.4275995

>>4275985
Stop being trolled by one of /jp/'s obvious troll tripfags.

>> No.4276007

>>4275985
Whoa! you sure told him

>> No.4276042

I completely forgot how this discussion started

>> No.4276060

>>4275985
Why do you even bother replying to that asshat? He does nothing but troll, the :3 didn't tip you off?

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