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oh no not again

>>42728379
She's in the top 5 of most evil beings in the series

>>42728379
Depends, am I the dinner or is this just a friendly offer to partake in cannibalism?

>>42729192
This. I don't feel like being eaten, but if she's offering food, what the hay? It's rude to refuse and it'd make one hell of a story to tell the kids.

>>42728379
cute and funny

>>42728395
Kogasa should take notes

you cannot excuse her actions.

>>42737150
What a precious smile
https://youtu.be/Nq4PsEbyEUg

>>42737478
i will give you that, rumia's fanart is godlike, rumia's artists often go the extra way, either to make her either ultra gorgeous, or ultra creepy

>>42737478
Monster Rumia is cute!

You'd have to have to be a massive homosexual not to willingly offer yourself to such a poor little Yōkai.

>>42737767
nightmare rumia
best rumia!

>>42739841
I'd hug this little monster if I wasn't so sure she'd bite a chunk out of me!

>>42739945
Morbidly cuddly!

>>42728379
I think your clothes are melting, are you wearing cheese or something?

>>42740292
I want to help her clean up then cuddle her like a teddy bear!

>>42740590
Monstrous daughter!

>>42742760
Not so monstrous daughter!

Cybernetically upgrading Rumia to never need food again!

>>42745256
She may not need it but what if she still wants it anyways? You'd have to rebuilt her without a mouth.

>>42745283
Such desires can be edited out easily! Why waste resources in such inefficient manners? Would you like to be upgraded?

>>42745428
Absolutely, I always thought eating was a waste of time and wish I could just take a pill or something but this ain't about me, it's about Rumia!

>she sees your dick

>>42747693
At least it means she doesn't want to bite it off.

>>42747744
I wish your mindset was more common. It's so endearing.

>>42728395
The luckiest man in Gensokyo.

Cherish your Rumias.

>>42751175
What would that thing taste like?

>>42749612
Surely she wouldn't eat something she finds gross, would she?

>>42738832
But I want to live!

>>42728395
Oh yes

cute serial killer

Would Rumia like the junk food of the outside world or would it just not compare to raw human flesh for her?

>>42760360
pork meat is as tasty as human's, so one could train Rumia to focus on those

>>42760827
Taming Rumia using pork based snacks!

>>42759981
to die for!

>>42761880
But if you die you won't be able to enjoy her company!

>>42764169
If she eats me, there will always be a part of me inside her, including the capillaries in her cunny!

me on her hands

>>42766847
Oh shit bro you're dead!

The tables have turned, humman

>>42773852
AAAAA SHE'S TRYING TO BITE MY ELBOW!

>>42728379

>>42774576
Wouldn't Issac be more appropriate for Saya?

>>42760360
Yes, when given the choice a lot of animals perfer cooked foods to raw foods so you could train rumia on actual food to the point where even if she looks at you like a cow she wouldn't want to eat you unless you were processed and cooked

>>42774301
It's her elbow now.

>>42760909
Byakuren should be taking notes

Would Rumia eat pet food?

>>42774965
but how will i masturbate?

>>42778265
You can use Rumia for that, if you dare.

>>42778704
Would she be insulted if I told her she looked too young for that kind of use?

>>42778708
She's surely heard that one before.

>>42779079
Cute man eating daughter!

>>42778704
What big teeth you have, Rumia!

>>42784213
The better to rip your FUCKING face off and eat it with!

>>42728379
w...whats for dinner...?

>>42788421
Pork chops.

>>42788421
She thought you'd make a good dinner for her.

>>42788421
I just wonder what REIMUs up too...

>>42794315
My daughter is a messy eater!

pork good, human bad

>>42795699
We did it, Rumia is tamed!

>>42794554
My wife

>>42798817
My son in law.

does Rumia really eat people? its stated various times that she never truly catches no one, blinding herself and crashing into trees. Ironically, youkai need emotions such as fear to exist, so the idea of being eaten by her, plus that she does chase people around, do feed her in a way. maybe thats why none of the yokai hunters tries to exterminate her: she's the example of being too dense to actually do any harm, too adorable to kill
that is, until that ofuda falls down one day...

>>42802661
Does this mean I can take her out with an uppercut if she tries to eat me?

>>42802846
you would break your fist while doing so

>>42802899
It is okay she is canonically too inept to catch my fist in her mouth, especially since she seems to also be blinded by her own darkness.

>>42802903
she's only blinded when she gets into her orb, ironically she's way more dangerous when she isn't using her "full" power

Spacezin's Rumia is a gift from the heavens

>>42804480
How adorable, based on that image alone.

>>42728395
Props to that one dude who made "Skirt Predation" a thing

>>42804788
I have no idea what that is, but I'd like too

"YOU SEEM LOST."

>>42809557
I blind her with the blood of Christ.

What happens if you let her drink your blood, get her hooked on that, then once she is a blood addict, you tell her about a thicker juicer and more nutritious body fluid?

>>42811480
You end up making one hell of a mistake, anon.

>>42811515
What could possibly go wrong?

>>42811515
whats the worst that could happen?

>>42809581
Just say you want to get her shitfaced on wine, don't make it so complicated.

>>42818896
>Rumia there isn't even any coffee in there, just how often do you wash?
>...
>Is that so~...?

Fancy stuff, Rumia

I think my daughter is broken...

>>42802661
maybe yukari was the one that sealed her power with that ofuda, to avoid more god shenanigans

>>42751175
>the little darkness splotches surrounding her at all times
very nice touch

>>42820694
Sounds like she needs a certain form of correction...

>>42824175
She can be fixed by spending quality time with her and showing her love and attention!

>>42820694
you don't like em crazy?

>>42830062
Spooky Rumias are morbidly cute!

>>42820694
She's so excited to spend quality time with you!
Look at that smile, she must really like you!
Go on a little date with her, show her a good time!
Teach her how to cook, learn life skills!
Make sure she doesn't go hungry tonight! One way or the other, she has to eat something!
If her mouth's full of food, she won't have time to bite you!

If there's a will, there is a way, and I WILL pat the darkness loli

>>42830145
Taming Rumia is hard work!

I just want to feed her meat and watch her eat it like a dog.

>>42830226
Me too. It seems like a comfy time. Imagine on the porch of an old timey Japanese house on a warm spring night, sipping on a beer and waiting for Rumia to visit. When she emerges out of the darkness you begin tossing her pieces of raw meat and watching her devour it. Sometimes a wild animal gets a whiff of it and tries to go for a piece but Rumia scares it off. You have a little grill that you cook some for yourself on too and sometimes you toss her a cooked piece but she seems to prefer the raw ones.

You get the impression that she won't hurt you because she knows you are a source of food at this point but just in case, you never approach her before she is completely full. One she is, she will let you get closer and pat her on the head,

>>42830336
Such is the desires of a true Rumia lover.
It sounds like trying to befriend a wild animal, which it is.

le get it?

>>42830565
You know what else it is wild animals love?

>>42831427
Love and affection from a mother/father figure, obviously.

>>42831449
Try again, nerd.

I'm so proud of her bros ;-(

>>42831427
Food, food, and more food!

>>42831815
Rumia is youtube famous??

>>42737150
I want to help Rumia kill humans.
I want to eat human flesh with Rumia.

>>42834249
Me too. I don't want to excuse her actions, I want to enable her!

>>42834285
Rumia's actions will not be viewed favourably by the Yama.
There comes a point where you have done such terrible things that you have to ask if Satan will not greet you as a friend.

>>42834285
I want to kidnap and feed her cute villagers, like Kosuzu and Akyuu!

>>42835020
Can she really be faulted for following her nature? The human will surely go to hell for enabling her but she'll probably be fine.

>>42831462
Uhhh.... headpats and comfy places to nap?

>>42835988
Let's not question my shitpost on the morality of Youkai eating people

It's Rumia day (in Japan)

>>42836159
How did Rumia's butt get so plump? Is that where all the humans she ate went?

>>42836159
Is that so?

>>42836159
na na koh?

>>42836262
TWO Rumia? This can't be...

>>42836362
Twomia!
Rumultiplication!
2 girls, 2 cute!
400 lbs of human meat a month!

>>42836440
That's a one morbidly obese dude and a half!

Take it. It's twice filtered.

>>42835988
she mainly just wants youkai to do their job, whether it be scaring or eating humans.

>>42837188
>>42818896
>>42818977
I'd still drink Rumia's pantsu water,

She's found a big one!

>>42838070
She is going to be disappointed when she bites into that and finds that it is a vegetable.

>>42838180
Rumia has to eat vegetables every now and again too!
Although the complimentary wheelchair is quite bitter...

>>42804480
Rather thick!

>>42838908
Hey, that's not nice!
You had better be talking about her thighs, or you'll be adding to them.

>>42834249
>I want to eat human flesh with Rumia.
Your dumbass is gonna get Kuru

>>42840269
Holy fuck that actually scared me.

>>42840310
hopefully she'll scare you into a better path

>>42840399
But i wanted to wean her off of human meat, is that not commendable?

>>42840269
Kuru is a most impossible to get, you only get prion disease if the person you're eating has prion disease and humans mostly don't have that (well they didn't before the last few years at least).

>>42840598
I hear you mostly just have to avoid eating the brain anyways.

>>42840726
Brain and spinal chord, mostly.
Same as mad cow disease, really.
In theory, if you damage the CNS enough, say by breaking the neck or by shooting through the spine or head, you can introduce a small amount of nerve tissue into the blood of whatever it is, so that might be a thing to consider.

>>42840737
Smart eating with Rumia!

have strength

>>42845523
Rumia is possibly the closest thing touhou has to a canon christian.
she clearly knows about good friday and the cruxifixion, could this possibly be a connection to a future side battle of the Gensokyo religion wars?

>>42845549
interesting view, but as far as i know, the christian god would absolutely hate gensokyo, and probably would try to destroy it, frenzied flame style
hmmm, sounds like a plot for rumia's heart throbbing adventure...

>>42773852
Don't think so.

>>42845857
Rumia seemed more like she was mocking it anyways.

>>42846495
She looks scared, anon.
Rumia can be nasty when you scare her.

>>42846522
You're thinking of Remy.
I'd like to think Rumia was at Calvary/Golgotha, and has been doing that pose ever since.
It would tie in with her whole "Idiot who should be powerful but isn't" thing i think.
And if Flandre wasn't the EX stage in EoSD, i'd guess it would have been Rumia, given ZUN's comments on her ribbon, Alice in MS, and the general unique-ness of her character.
Truth be told, i think Rumia was always going to be the EX stage boss, it's set up too perfectly, she has some pretty good animation frames as well, and since Rumia and Flandre look kinda similar in design, it wouldn't be too hard to imagine ZUN changing his mind before finishing the EX stage and making a similar-but-different character instead.

>>42846700
Rumia is a loli I definitely wouldn't want to be playing hide n seek with...

>>42847216
Because she'd cheat using her darkness to give her an unfair advantage, yes.

>>42845857
God does allow free will on purpose so he wouldn't really try destroying it before the second coming

>>42846700
*turns on flashlight*

>>42846610
Darkness manipulation does sound like too spooky a power to give to some stage 1 mook.

>>42847577
the juxtaposition was the purpose

>>42847559
>God does allow free will on purpose

To humans. Youkai probably fall under the category of mockeries of God's creation made by Satan.

>>42847682
In 2hu lore god is a cute anime girl.

>>42847720
Christ if 2hu.

>>42849837
Would.

>>42847682
Well made by lunarians, which would be God's creations too

>>42850234
I want to see a Christian faction enter the scene!

>>42851197
Christians would be agaisnt the very existence of Gensokyo
>>42850234
>His creations
He's probably a youkai who lied about everything, and when he had enough faith, he just "retired" in his luxury mansion. Self serving gods are nothing new>>42851197

>>42851197
It wouldn't fit the setting, but it would be fun seeing the Buddhists and Christians trying to constantly one up each other for followers

>>42853216
It would be 100% in the setting of the game.
Think about it, if toyosatomimi no miko is just some guy in buddhist lore, why not christ?
It would probably be the LEAST batshit insane thing ZUN has written.

>>42846610
Don't you think this isn't the face of a good Christian demon?
She's at the very least a highly western youkai, unlike mystia or someone.
I think she'd fit quite well in LLS or MS.
But then we wouldn't get the cute darkness girl as often as we do (Which still isn't enough)

>>42854571
Pointy ears are cute!

>>42854571
>>42855612
Would she qualify as a "Cute devil"?
I'd say she's fairly innocent too, for a youkai.

>>42855676
What are the other requirements besides being cute?

>>42855988
Being called Gengetsu.
But Roomeya is even cuter!
No Rumia rape time for anyone!
Rumia's a good girl who doesn't do such things!
But she might crush/eat your nutsack if you ask her to

>>42735657
who made this

>>42856517
Monster teeth Rumia is cute! Always a cute feature on any girl!

>>42857002
>Always a cute feature on any girl!
The claws! Don't forget the claws!

>>42857771
Buying her a nail clipper.

>>42857771
Girls with monstrous features are cute!

>>42856517
It's probably too dangerous but I REALLY want to pet that Rumia.

>>42858951
A story in two parts.

>>42860510
Nooooo I don't want to punch her!

>Felt cute, might blind some people later.
God Rumia's so cute, I seriously want to adopt her.

>>42861439
Like a daughter and a pet rolled into one. The best of options!

>Page 8
Rumia is now self-consious of herself, and is wanting to know how to make herself even cuter.
Tell her how cute she is already to make her feel better.

>>42863262
Rumia grew up??

>>42863262
Rumia is super cute! I want to pet her after feeding her lots of delicious steak!

>>42863561
>>42863579
They grow up so fast, it feels like just yesterday she was playing with Reimu surrounded by mist...

>>42863623
I'm looking forward to when Rumia splits apart to make new Rumias! I'm gonna adopt one and raise it by hand!

>>42863262
You got a nice tummy

>>42863262
That tummy could only look better once it's filled up with babies~

>>42863749
That reminds me of a certain doujin...

"And then, and then...!"

>>42864595
I want to listen to Rumia ramble on about retarded shit!

>>42835034
>Kosuzu
Stop. None of that. Feed Rumia village boys instead

>>42865625
Why do you defend Kosuzu but not Akyuu?

>>42856517
I...I want Rumia to have fun crushing my nuts completely before she eats them and my dick

Look at this maneater

>>42865643
Because Kosuzu is my favorite human! I wouldn't want Akyuu to suffer like that either though.

>>42865644
But then you'd be missing nuts and a dick.

>>42865668
I mean...at that point Rumia Is most likely going to kill me any way, right?

>>42865838
What if she decides she is full with just that and leaves?

>>42865861
In that case, I guess I made a big mistake...At that point I guess I would just hope for another youkai to finish me off.

>>42865910
And that's why you never start with the cock and balls even if you're into getting cannibalized.

>>42866076
Yeah, lesson learned. I honestly didn't even consider being left alive after.

The shadows betray you~

>>42866543
Why would Rumia do this...

>>42866747
to lure some down-bad lolicon anon, I guess?

>>42866858
https://youtu.be/j6kk40LMJWY
I'd still pet her.

Wearing protective clothing to pet Rumia!

>>42866858
Does she even let the lolicon see anything? I'm going to guess no.

>>42872537
She has to show them SOMETHING to lure them in!

Rumia is a seasoned hunter

>>42873617
AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>42873617
G-god I wish that was me.

>>42873617
Where is she taking him?

A rude Rumia!

>>42879960
She's taking him where the sun doesn't shine.

Getting fed vegetables by Rumia so she doesn't have to eat them...

>>42864445
Which

suteki suteaki

>>42888746
Rumia learning the joys of cooked food!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH

>>42893353
Let's see ya grit those teeth!

>>42894095
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42899295
Cool dance, Rumia!

oh no!
noooo!!!

>>42899968
the tummy of death.

>>42899986
noooooooooo

>>42899986
That tummy has killed more people than you will ever meet.
As a result, it's very soft and squishy.

every part of the rumimi body looks squishy as delicious to me. must be her healthy diet.

>>42900117
Rumia's on the keto grindset, she won't even look at carbs, and you can forget about vegetables.
Your toilet might not like her so much, though.

>>42900138
lolis dont poop, and lolipee is wasted on my dumb toilet.

>>42899968
>>42900060
Not something for a proper lady to do!

>>42900395
This is not Flandre we're talking about, this is retarded flandre.

>>42900501
She dresses too nice to be a hobo!

>>42900501
Flandre is not a proper lady, she clearly lacks the manners unlike her big sister.

>>42900395
she's a fearsome predator

>>42901120
AAAAAAAAAAAA SHE GOT ME!!!

What would you do?

>>42902440
Put on some padded gloves and pat her on the head!

>>42902440
Ignore her.

>>42902440
Would I be able to kiss her cheek/forehead before she ate me?

>>42904365
Big mistake, if she's interested in you and you don't even try to distract her you've got no chance of running away.

>>42902440
nosedive into her slit

>>42728395
>>42836159
>>42846495
>>42865652
>>42873617
>>42899968
>>42900060
>>42901120
>>42905920
She really likes doing that, doesn't she?
Could be a fed in disguise, cannot take the chance.

>>42905119
You just have to shine a light in her face and force her to activate her darkness so she can't see you anymore.

>>42901120
puffy.

>>42728379
Can I kill her.

>>42910954
With the right equipment.

>>42910954
No

Where has Rumia's dinner gone...

>>42917030
Bad grue.

>>42917043
Pranking Rumia by giving her an Impossible Whopper!

>>42917094
That's a bit much... bordering on animal cruelty.

>>42917094
That would be cruel to someone who likes vegetables.
>>42917043 Those tears ain't from onions. Specifically, anyway.

>>42917030

>>42917834
that filename got me worried for a second there

>>42917834
A darkness manipulating girl sounds like it could be a Metal Gear boss once you slap some tactical gear onto her.

>>42917834
Make me smile, so who would win in the stealth off?

>>42917937
Snake, as Rumia is known to bump into stuff since she can't see through her own darkness.

Rumia really needs to learn why the boys ask her to do this so much...

>>42918719
Rumia's low IQ!

>>42918719
Rumia really needs to it more!

>>42865652
She's pretty thicc

Rumia's IQ. How low is it really?

>>42929367
she's actually very smart but she hides it in order to avoid any legal repercussion of her actions.

>>42929367
It high enough to come up with skirt predation in order to ensure a constant stream of lolicon victims

>>42929384
Smart!

>>42925627
The type of smile that can warm a broken man's heart

>>42930099
What a lovely girl

Anon has been captured

I'd help Rumia remove her seal so she could regain her true, full power!

>>42906095
if you don't have a torch, water works too.

Spray some water on her face and she will flee and call you a meanie.

>>42930449
Can anyone just yank that off or does it require something special to do?

>>42933086
it says something about 'do not remove under penalty of law' but nobody reads past that part

>>42930449
I doubt she'd become the cute, dumb daughterwife we all know and love...

>>42933135
She'd become a beautiful and caring mother of my childeren, that's what.

>>42933135
She would finally have the level of intelligence needed to be purposely malicious.

>>42933135
Yeah but it'd be funny though

After days of begging, I finally got Rumia-chan to let me borrow her panties!

>>42937112
rumimi would never talk like that

>>42937129
Why the FUCK not?

Bump

>>42929367
She's even denser than a fairy

>>42950144
She's stupid! She thinks two plus two equals fish!

>>42929367
I like to think Roomima is generally a bit dim, but will sometimes come out with astounding knowledge and understanding of a situation completely at random.

>>42950434
Like a senile old woman but in the body of a kid.

>>42929367
165. She's merely pretending.

>>42951127
Rumia calculates the exact force and angle needed to skirt jump at single men to devour them.
A genius, but an unimagineative one.

octopus

>>42953146
very cute, but this is the rumimi thread.

>>42728379
I really hate grimsokyo so much

>>42959288
Aw but Rumia is a cute twist on it.

>>42953340
rumia koishi

>>42966020
double trouble.

>>42959288
I don't.

>>42966051
You are gay.
We do not listen to faggots here.

>>42966020
Love both characters, but nah, this ain't it, chief.

>>42966042
>>42969714
everyone is Rumia's friend

forgot pic

>>42970353
That's one tiny Rumia. The perfect size to keep as a household pet!

>>42970353
koishi's hat as her special operation base.

Don't go out at night

>>42972969
night walks are cool and healthy.

>>42972969
It's okay, I only go out in the early mornings, just before the sun comes up. A time when all good creatures of the night prepare to find dark places to sleep during the day.

>>42972973
but then Rumia will catch you and eat you

>>42971124
A household pet that will give you a harmless (sometimes) bite when you pet her!
>>42972929
Rumia better learn to make her relax, then

>>42973008
it never happened. maybe i should wear bbq sauce as perfume next time.

>>42973275
>A household pet that will give you a harmless (sometimes) bite when you pet her!

Just have to be sure to have meat based snacks on hand to keep her hunger levels stable.

>>42973326
You could also come home late at night with some take out food. The more greasy & meaty, the better it'll be as a call for Rumia to come and get a taste of what you've got (figuratively & literally).

>>42933320
Malicious like a laser guided bomb
Room wont hurt you, but everyone around you is liable to get xcom life expectancy real fuckin quick

>>42973409
What is she going to do once all those people are dead?

>>42973378
sadly that's only works if you live in a city. and i'm not too eager to start hunting hogs in the middle of the night.

>>42973417
Carry you home and keep you hers forever

>>42973745
Where does she even live?

*chum*

>>42973748
Wherever you live.
It's her house now.
But why wouldn't you share a room with the darkness youkai if she's perpetually in debt to you?

>>42976641
Hold on, Ex can't just move in like that if I don't want her to! I'll lock the door and keep her out! Who do she think she is?! Next she'd probably say we're getting married if she got a foot in the door like that, the audacity of this girl...

>>42976752
She can and she will, she just loves you so much!
After quite literally changing her life, why wouldn't she want to move in with you?
You are the person who took the seal on her powers off, you are the person who saw the best in her and believed in her when no one else would!
Of course she wants to be by your side for the rest of (your) life! You are a knight in shining armour to her!
And she might consider repaying you in a few other ways too!

>>42976861
Never! The world doesn't need more Rumias! She's a monster and her spawn would upset the balance! Somebody needs to tell Reimu so she can stop this beast before she multiplies!

>>42976924
Rumia bribed Reimu with $20, she can do what she likes with you so, as you're an outsider.
She's become a lot more confident since you helped her, so she's quite willing to do anything for you. Should you reject her however... She might not be able to handle the love of her life, the man who made her who she is hating her as a monster.

>>42976641
You know what, she's welcome if she can keep the house cool during the summer by blocking out the sun around it.

Rumia hit the bump limit!
I don't know whether to be sad or happy, Rumia is still loved after all this time!

>>42980772
we did it!

>>42980772
Goodnight, darkness loli.

>>42980772
rumimi is a loved one.

>>42737478
is it a dead link?

>>42986334
Guy took it down, what a shame, it was cute.