/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Goddess Remu has blessed this thread

>>42717673
BASED, now excuse me I will go on Yuria incest marathon fap

MINAMObscene

>>42722160

REO FUJISAWA IS BACK BROS IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW TEARS LEGIT FALLING FROM MY EYES
https://twitter.com/Fitch_official/status/1627836266619498496?t=XiZe-yuA3tSaLg_08jysSg&s=19

>>42722295
who did she eat?

>>42722295
shes a big girl

>>42722295
>>42722322
JEZUS FUKIN CHRYST MY CHINPO

Title looks meh but I'm glad she's back. No Yuki Takeuchi or Honnoka/Mitani release though. I guess were still not fully back.

>>42722322
That's the appeal

>>42722340
>No Yuki Takeuchi
What are you talking about, darling?
PRED-458 is out today 2023-02-21



Also: you guys like Yuki Takeuchi?

I Love My Old Boss Who Is Older Than My Father Too Much. I Couldn't Resist The Pleasure That Continued To Intersect Body Fluids And Mucous Membrane, And I Continued To Have A Creampie Affair.

Ameri Hoshi retired and nobody mentioned it in this general wtf

>>42722355
I mean in previews for next month's release.

>>42722419
we are suffering so many losses

shes fkn unhinged

>>42722326

>IPZ
>IPX
>IPZZ
What were ideapocket thinking

I just fapped to 2/3s of the way through a jav for 1 hour 26 minutes and decided to take a small break before the last scene and look for my next fap on javtrailers but ended up nutting to a trailer.

>>42722160
this monke is bizarrely versatile, she can pass as a cute pale tomboy, as a cute nerdy girl and as tanned city bitch

>Moodyz
>no Eimi since December

What the hell?

>>42722840
she is recovering from her latest surgery, sir
please be patient

me and my gf

>Fujisawa back
>New Nina on March 14th
>Tsukada producing kino on YouTube
>Haruna Hana
>Orihara yukari on a legendary run
>Mizuhara misono
>Minamihata Satsuka looking like a good up and comer
Feels good to be a BBW Chad

>>42722160
short hair
zero interest

short hair=looks like little boy
straight heterosexual man will never find short hair attractive

Momokan is my javfu

>>42722919
You are trying way to hard to look like a "manly man".

she won't stop, sirs

>>42722947
i'm not trying to look like a heterosexual man

i'm a heterosexual man biologically and naturally since the day i was born, it's natural for me to be heterosexual and is sexually uninterested in little boys

>>42722853
why hasnt ur gf had any releases for a few months sir?

JAV gave me masturbatory compulsion

why is javjunkies so trash

>>42722853
You look like a virgin.

>>42723141
So pretty, why did she go further???

>>42723141
>javjunkies
it has the same layout for more than 10 years; it just works
i'm fine with it

>>42722295
>tummy not fully uncovered for the full length of the movie
discarded. call me next month sirs

>>42723293
Yeah but sometimes clicking the picture does nothing. It supposed to pop up torrent download

I luv jap porn

>>42723153
hi there is only one reason for anything any jav whore does and the reason is mental illness. hope it helps.

Ray Misuna

Gah I'm so sexually frustrated!

Milkbro was right, we need more young mothers with big veiny breasts.

goo goo dah dah

>>42722160
Any TV presenter, anchor, announcer (real, verifiable on youtube for exemple) who performed JAV?

good day cute sirs

>>42722160
who is this semen demon?

this hafu ok 4 u?

>>42723595
Our favorite monke boy Yura Kano.

>mfw when checking out the new jav releases when I get home from work everyday

>>42723664
>not checking new jav releases at work

Sir?

>>42723626
i see, though she looks nothing like the pic in op

>>42722174
Shes absolutely beautiful

>>42722160
>>42722211
>>42722947
>>42723626
I absolutely love her, Miru and her are must dl every month for me. I also wish they did another lesbian iteraction in one of her titles like before

>>42722793
But this is a nono, fake tan and that horrible hair color look awful on her

What is this facial expression called? Does any JAV that exclusively focuses on girls making this face exist?

>>42723779
the official name is "in a few years I'm going to fuck my face up" face

>two downloads that took 24 hours
>less than ONE MINUTE left
>browser crashes
JAV is ruining my life.

>>42723664
>not already being fully cognizant of all upcoming releases for the following month and having an ordered list for everything you plan to watch/acquire weeks in advance the moment previews dropped
please understand, i am not judging you sir but this is a practice that massively elevated my appreciation of JAV and, in turn, my Lifestyle

>>42723864
condolences, fren. it happens to the best of us

>>42723864
>>42723893
wrong webm, i was not laughing at you

>>42723572
Some examples here I guess:
https://miima.jp/9505

You can try searching 元AV タレント to find other lists.

Going to japan tmrw how to have sex with nao san?

>>42723572
damn those anchor hags are hot
i personally can't think of any evidenced examples but Aika Yamagishi was marketed as such (but never saw any evidence for it)

>>42723915
based, thanks for sharing. this is a nice find and a good tip

>>42723774
I usually wouldn't download everything since S1 movies tend to bore me but i'm too weak when it comes to the monke phenotype.

When I see her on pictures with girls like Morisawa and Kano I feel like we're being robbed of something great.

>>42723789
kek

So are Japanese people just sexual clowns to serve your amusement?

>>42724020
you're either projecting or baiting
we are too smart for your schemes intended to sow discord. some of us even go to evening classes for JAV appreciation

>>42723974
Yura has such a cute side to her. Manly voice must be her defense mechanism or her broken self.

>>42723141
just use onejav

>>42722205

>>>/s/21550966

>>42722295
slampigchads, we're back in action!
also holy shit did she get bigger??

>>42722881
i wonder what rin okae is doing

I don't think she has a "manly" voice, from the YouTube vids I've seen she's speaking either quietly or other times she sounds hoarse

did someone say horse?

>>42724417
Listen we love animals around here.

>>42722295
fucking hell, she's so thick it's incredible

>>42724401
She sounds like she is voicing the hidden boy in her head.

Probably late to the party but damn Aka Asuka really fucked her face up badly, srly since ssis300 and something she started to look weird and now is just disgusting

>>42724545
Japanese duck is delicious. 刺身 on the other hand...

>>42724588
Keep working on your webms sir ! You still have a lot of room to get closer to 4mb and therefore to increase the bitrate. And most importantly, encode in VP9, the difference in quality is striking !

For a clip of less than 15 seconds it's possible to aim for 1080p with an image quality faithful to the source.

Good luck

>>42724593
i've seen it called S1 face or Aoi Tsukasa face
makes me fkn upset, sirs

>>42724715
You care, Minanon. My seedy 720p megaupload copy doesn't care for my VP9 encoding or webm for retards program. Please accept me for my mediocrity.

>>42724729
Yeah, Yua also fucked it up 2 or so years ago around ssni400-ish, same as Arina. Is fucking sad. This only makes me have even more respect for girls like Saki Okuda, Jun Kakei, Aika Yumeno, Miru and Kano Yura

Nozomi on nice lingerie and jewels looks pretty nice

>>42724779
It's ok, i was just trying to help. Content is content, keep doing what you do.

>>42724927
It is all the more surprising that Saki does not correspond to the conventional standards of beauty for her age. A dubious haircut, pronounced wrinkles around the eyes and yet she did not touch it. God bless her. I wonder if she received any "advice" from the studio.

>Madonna
second and fourth Tuesday, MADOOOON!!!! (MDON-) on the first Tuesday if applicable
>Venus
first four Tuesdays (skips fifth if long month)
>Center Village
every Thursday
>Ruby
first and third Tuesday
>Takara Eizou
second and fourth Tuesday
>Planet Plus
every 5th and 20th
>Fitch
every first and third Tuesday
>Honnaka
every third and fourth Tuesday
>Premium
every third Tuesday

release schedules for the other big studios are already in the FAQ, hope sirs will find this helpful. on a related note, i wonder if whoever maintains the FAQ is still a regular here? i noticed some recent changes and edits in light of R18's closure

>>42722992
She's back in March, JUFE-446

>>42725448
>Chijo Heaven
every fourth Tuesday
>WANZ Factory
every first Tuesday
>DAS!
second and fourth Tuesday

at some point i'll put them all into a pastebin and order them alphabetically. please also suggest some studios i've missed/haven't gotten round to adding yet

s-sexo?

>>42725448

They need a new shota to replace this guy. He's like Magnum status at this point, overused.

>>42723295
>REO
>Monthly releases
I had to wait 4 months

can i get some names for jav girls who are thick, have a little muscle, and don't just do softcore? don't know if that's too specific. just somewhere in the balance between roidtranny and fat ass - i don't want either of those. and i want to see her getting plowed too so no gravure stuff. i will take only the premium stock of asian women as this is the first time i'll have busted in a week or two. thank you

>>42725704
i don't 100% disagree with you but just to play devil's advocate, what's wrong with repeatedly (type)casting and (over)using a dude if he's good at his job? i don't feel any need for variety in my male actors as long as they're not shit
e.g. i've never really had a "problem" with rash shota, frankfurter, tabuchi, straight edge guy, etc etc appearing in similar scenarios and in similar roles

>>42725788
Yuri Honma (sexo)
Chitose Yuki/Yura/Saegusa
Ai Sayama
Minami Momo
Mina Kitano
Nao Jinguji
Waka Misono
Monami Takarada
Sachiko
Ena Koume

>>42722295
I just watched the trailer and she looks amazing she's bigger than she was since her last movie or hell her debut and it's amazing
https://files.catbox.moe/liascv.mp4

>>42725928
she can't stop growing holy shit look at those thighs

>>42725928
Need too see her and Nina in a collaboration video of some sort

>>42725852
I hope we'll get more YuriaXYuri action soon. They work so well together.

>>42723626
She is one of the few JAV actress who can actually act.

>>42725969
>transphobic rightoid
>does lesbian and black scenes
why is it always like this?

>>42724987
>mmmmm, herpeeeeeesssss

Say it

>>42726270
SEXOOOOOOO!

>>42725852
>>42726270
how can someone overtly exude so much damn SEXO APPEAL?!
it's like she's fkn oozing with SEXO!

>>42725928
They still cover her stretch marks with makeup, I wonder if she's ok. I like her but want her to be healthy and ok first

>>42722295

Mina Kitano losy weight, and her face looks longer, hope is just from the weight loss (and therefore reversible) and not from korean cancer

>>42726306
Rio is fat in a cute way same with Nina she's not fat in a it's getting to much way like Fukuoka Shino

>>42726519
Sure she was nice since debut, but if she doesn't like to show her stretch marks is because she isn't comfortable with her weight, that's why I say I hope she's ok

>>42726537
>>42726306
That shit is nasty good that they cover them.

>>42726281
>how can someone overtly exude so much damn SEXO APPEAL?!
I think it's her general behavior and facial expressions.
It just reeks of sexual confidence.

>>42726697
i know it's a joke and not to take it too seriously but what do you mean? even as a proud hagchad and /jav/ regular, i don't think the rest of /jp/ really cares about us at all kek
i guess if it's the second or fourth tuesday of the month AND somebody is on index rather than catalog then maybe all they're seeing is hagchads rejoicing about upcoming and new releases....

>>42724715
Is she mentally retarded?
Or just ugly?

>>42726697
sora shiina's crying face keeps making an appearance in-thread recently
it's hilarious

Nobody wished her a happy birthday... Roribros, how can we take you seriously?

minamo chads, which code is this from?
https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1676839117512523.webm

>>42726697
>>42727171
It's hilarious because she is a smug semi-lesbian all tomboyshly cute, but when she cries she reverts back into a little baby


https://files.catbox.moe/r1qmqy.webm

>>42726270

>>42727380
STARS-386 (and before you ask the webm is from 412)

>>42727415
Eww imagine the yeast odor...

>>42722793
>>42723774
>>42723974
>>42724114
I also think she has a great potential
>good actress
>verstile
>cute and hardworker
she should be doing lots of different genres

>>42722160
Tomboys are just trans men who don't know their true identity yet.

>>42727415
I identified it somehow but can't find a good torrent even on /ptg/

cute pussy

>>42727448
Go back to twitter tranny fag

Love her

>>42727462
sir, pls ignore
we are a proud general for our imense power of ignoring bait
join us

>>42727472
isn't she the one who speaks good english?
i remember only seeing her IR title back when i didn't even know what JAV was

how is she nowdays?
whats her story?

>>42722793
I wish Hitomi Katase would come back in her current bodybuilding state.

literally me when someone posts a bait in this general

>>42724588
>>42724715
>>42724184
Thank you for the MINAMOwebms, Webmbros!!

>>42725969
Yuria loves being a whore, even tho she looks a retarded girl asking to be bullied.

>>42727394
based smug hag
also, it must be said: Yuu Kawakami is incredibly underrated. she's also been around a LOT longer than some may realise (2004!!) which makes her an industry veteran in my eyes

>>42722432
aika supremacy

>>42727659
>>42727394
KEK, I love how she overpowers the younger girls with her confident maturity

>>42727457
Here you go: https://easyupload.io/4wbn1f

>>42727659
>(2004!!)
i was born in 2004...

Rate this fit

Nao Jinguji and Akari Mitani need to do a collab

>>42727501
>nanami hisayo
i miss that skinny stern hag a lot, she was kinda like a proto-rieko for me back in the day

>>42727767
2/10 but that puffy vagene area is 100/10

>>42727778
100% agree! They can bring the best out of each other and from my chinpo

>>42727778
>>42727789
but first Madonna needs to give Nao a break from grooming her to be their next big Hag star
Let the girl be a feisty youngster just for once, Akarin will help her with that

Speaking of Minamo titles, is your stars398 also sound desynch'd in the last scene? The one in the bar. It's perfect til that scene

>>42727812
thankfully Nao also has a Moodyz contract and alternates her releases (i think?)
i say this as a hagchad btw, i think she should also make the most of her youth as a 20-something performer and not only be limited to mature roles despite admittedly being very good in them

>>42727886
>>42727789
i was going to say something about Nao but i notice i was going to start another phenotype war so better not

am currently ID unknown gifs. enjoy sirs
MIDE225: https://files.catbox.moe/hq28rd.webm

he's just like me

I wish i was as much of a jav lifestyle hoarder as I am today back when r18 was around. I could have gotten the Prime All Access subscription and used jav-it to download the best possible versions of old ass jav that I cant find anywhere else. Now I have to settle for chinese watermark 320p bullshit torrents that take 1 week to finish.
I want to kms bros.
Does DMM have a similar subscription and can I get it as an American?

>>42728053
yes and yes, but you need vpn

>>42728034
what is this and who is the girl on the left?

>>42728072
Issei Sagawa AKA The Kobe Cannibal

idk who she is but she is grossed out by him, storms off multiple times

>>42722853
japanese Peter Griffin?!

>>42728132
*heavy kobe breathing*

>>42727947
you should never self-censor, fren
also, in matters of phenotype, it's usually autism essays and debate rather than "war". might bring up interesting albeit long-winded discussion
........but if you're one of those theorists who still think, in 2023, that Nao is secretly part filipina, you can go fuck yourself!!!

>>42728224
KEK you got me!!

if you stumbled upon /jav/ today for the first time, do you think you'd stay?

and the next one ID
SSIS103 SHION aka RION aka Rara

>>42728324
>go to the /jp/ for the eternal onahole thread
>see /jav/ and enter
>end up having pinned on the first tab in my porn browser and check it every single day for the last 2 years
I love you bros...

I love the Duck!
I love the Horse!
I love the Alien!
I love the Chipmunk!
I love the Goblin!
Who am I missing?

>>42728324
why wouldn't I?
i come from /fit/ and /tv/ from a time those places were fun and helpful, now they are just another secondary /pol/ filled with unhappy people, so I left

this general reminds me of a simpler time of the internet, where everyone just focused on the things they like and left the things they hate outside
/an/ is like that, but is slowly suffering from the same problem as /fit/ and /tv/

>>42728412
are you the guy that gets triggered by the dr kimstein posting?

>>42728452
nope i think it's funny unless you go into the typical jewposting with the same venom of polposting

>>42728452
his crimes... innumerable in quantity and indescribable in their sheer horridness

sirs the calluses on my hands sometimes hurt the head of my chinpo when im handjobbing it wat do

next one ID'ed:
MXGS913: https://files.catbox.moe/iwq6a0.webm

>>42728368
nice, i'd been here before but only really became a regular 3 years ago too. it's been said before by others but a lot of present day /jav/ only really emerged in those past 2 years

>>42728412
it's a fun atmosphere and full of approachable helpful sirs but also slightly inaccessible in that simply liking JAV doesn't mean you'll automatically "get" the humour and discussion. we've definitely got something special here with this general so i guess a more implicit part of my original question is whether or not you'd actually feel "motivated" to "learn" /jav/'s unique culture if you were coming into it fresh today, especially after what feels like a very transformative/defining 2-3 years with a resulting culture that's quite hard to follow unless you were already part of it during that process

>>42728500
please get an onahole, sir. it's good for you and your chinpo and will also elevate your JAV appreciation

>>42728324
I would probably lurk for a while. Face it we're weird.

>>42728411
monke obviously

And before going to bed here's a cute Yui before dr.kim(((stein))) curse:
https://files.catbox.moe/r02dyt.webm

>>42728500
cleanup might seem like a hassle to start with but onahole is definitely the way to go IMO

>>42728522
>whether or not you'd actually feel "motivated" to "learn" /jav/'s unique culture if you were coming into it fresh today
Yes, because there is almost no gatekeeping here, so it encourages people to stick around; any questions are answered with no irony

So, to the newfriends: any questions about the general's in-culture or anything at all, feel free to ask.

>>42727482

she got knocked up by black bf, retired to have black baby.

came back for money after nga left her and kid. retired again after getting knocked up by another black guy.

sirs, we are going strong today. Next one already found
SNIS-764 with past her zenith Kirara Asuka form
https://files.catbox.moe/s7zhql.webm

what are some cool youtube channels featuring jav actresses (retired or not) ?
the only one I enjoy is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie-Ofvl8dRc

>>42728615
She has a really nice body but only liked her hodv face

>>42722160
I really need Kei Fubuki or Asuka Oda to finally make the leap to AV

What other gradols are on your AV Wishlist, anons?

>>42728669
is that Remu's or Umi's channel or combined? what's the significance of the bananas?

>>42728720
I would die happy if pix related decided to
Like, die of a heart attack from previews

>>42728720
for me and many hagchads

>>42728584
good points
i wonder how many lurkers there are nowadays and what tends to confuse them the most kek
but yes, newfrens should definitely ask and get involved

>>42728720
Tomomi Morisaki (Unlikely)
Ai Shinozaki (Unless it's nude leaks it's never happening)
Satomi Kaneko (Another never ever)
Rio Teramoto

How common is it to see gravure girls moving to JAV?

>>42728816

was pretty common a decade ago. A lot of them moved to jav.

Then there are JAV girls that the studio put on hold on their debut and make them do a gravure video (or a few) so they can market them as gravure idol debut in jav.

>>42728816
i think it's pretty commom, specially for that "idol" type of girl
Take MINAMO as an example: she was Shizuku Taiyo during her gravure days

>>42728720
Aya Kawasaki

>>42728720

Tsubasa Akimoto
Juna Oshima

>>42728798
Everyone has a price

I think everyone can agree that she is the one everyone wants to see getting JAV'd the most.

Yes, I do say "Jaw vee", how can you tell?

>>42728816
who are you getting desperate for ?

>>42728921
I want Kano Yura to force feed me my own product and then Miru waterboard me with her piss

>>42728923
NTA, but Aika Sawaguchi and Rin Takahashi

>>42728921
i pronounce it "ei bi"

>>42723945
>Aika Yamagishi
apparently she worked in a small/regional channel where she left no trace and no one can check anything
"of course" *winks eye*

>>42723915
thanks for you hints,
Although I'm interested in the opposite direction, from mainstream tv to porn is interesting, for the girls in your article porn has served as a gateway to the mainstream, rather than ostracism.
I guess Japan is different...


thank you, my sirs

>>42728720
Oda might, her releases are getting more and more graphic. Absolute Worst case scenario is she sets up an OF

btw if you're trying to copy the japanese pronunciation of sex it isn't sexo

>>42729028
we know

>>42729028
Sekusu!!!

sekuhara

>>42729028
that's the last thing we are trying to do kek

>>42729028
where the fuck do you think you are

>>42729074
the place that already uses japanese mixed with english?

>>42729028
Sexo is sex in Czech these digits

>>42729028
sexo is sex in Portuguese

>>42729078
We only use Indian English here, Sir.

>>42729085
This. Like polla, vagina and tetas

>>42729078
ここの伊達男、皆ペラペラ

>>42729118
>dawg, my chicken is very durable

>>42729118
I always wanted to learn Portuguese

>>42729129
it's Romanian actually

>>42728164
Id dinner her warm feces

>>42727301
Didn't she retired?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYY7xnqebpw

Let's make this general hot together!

>>42729392
>11 months ago

>>42729392
>hard dicks
did she just assume my erection quality??

Her Truthnessness™ is arriving and I'm here to welcome it.

>>42724715
>>42724779
>>42727527
Minamo is one of the cutest JAV actresses of all time. Posts about her always bring a breath of fresh air. Could it be that Minamochads are a subset of an iceberg of munchkinchads? I want to see a golden age of munchkin posting on /jav/ with the same level of discussion as hags. If we can fine tune the goblin/gremlin/munchkin system, this could be a good place to start. My proposal with three examples of each is this:
>goblin: Kotone Toa, Hana Shirato, Ichigo Aoi
>gremlin: Yuuka Kaede, Yuuna Himekawa, Rara Kudou
>munchkin: Minamo, Marin Izumi, Nana Maeno
For me, it's primarily about perceived "softness" and "roundness" in such a way that goblins are least soft and most angular but munchkins are most soft and rounded. Of course "softness" and "roundness" are not exactly the right words, but it's the best way I can think to describe. It also features width: goblin faces are elongated, gremlin faces are wide and munchkin faces are compressed. If my understanding of the condiment system's mayo face is accurate, all goblins, gremlins and munchkins typically are primarily mayo. Not even one JAV actress I know about is a pure goblin, a pure gremlin or a pure munchkin but the percentages vary. So, Kotone is a gremlin-goblin, Rara is a munchkin-gremlin and Minamo is a gremlin-munchkin.

What do you think should be the future of this classification scheme? Should it be developed like the hag system? Asking all goblin, gremlin and munchkin enjoyers.
>>42725969
One of the unbeatable pairs. Their different extreme bodies and types of bursting smugness complement each other very well, creating an irresistible sexo magnetism. Yuri particularly exudes an eroticism that only very few women have, a type of primal lustfulness that activates something very deep in the subconscious and boosts erections. Fapping to her is its own mood: the SEXOOOOO mood. Yuria is strange as a girl with a cute chipmonke face but, in intense contrast, an extreme body that still somehow doesn't feel like too much or uncanny valley. Maybe this is because her face has the unique quality of being very youthful but also in some way "mature" at the same time? Of course not even close to any type of hag face, though, she can have a degree of hag energy. Yuri Honma is SEXOOOOO and Yuria Yoshine is SLAMMOOOOO, so the combination may be lethal.
>>42726050
Maybe she simply wants to keep accordance with medical consensus. Most who in the west identify "trans" would in Japan identify gay/lesbian. Japanese LGBT don't have a daily identity crisis, they trust doctors and don't link gender expression and identity. This does make me think, I'd like to see Yuria femdom a newhalf.
>>42726828
NTA but for me, seeing the enthusiasm of hagchads gives the energy to be autistically enthusiastic about JAV too. I've seen some other sirs respond to hag blooming in similar ways, unless I'm mistaking a pattern. Hagchad energy radiates through /jav/ and boosts discussions, encouraging all to post more about other JAV we like as if to keep a balance, even those who like hags too. What this means is, when somebody who is not a /jav/ regular comes to the general when hagchads are at full energy, they also see a lot of other autistic JAV discussions. Hag discussions may overlap with these and it's a unique friendly atmosphere that makes /jav/ stand out in bright contrast with the rest of /jp/.

Other generals may have their own autism, but mostly it's malignant off-topic retardation with constant arguments and high levels of seething. On /jav/ it's mostly benign autism with enthusiasm about JAV, and this difference must be immense if somebody who isn't a /jav/ regular comes to this thread. Of course sometimes on /jav/ posters also look for arguments and it has periods of common /jp/ atmospheres and /pol/ posting and such, but in general by now /jav/ truly has developed its own culture at a level like an entire board may have. Clearly most current regulars are positive or neutral about hagchads even in the case of posters who themselves don't like hags. That's what I think that pic demonstrates.

On the subject of hags, every day my aspiration to become a hagchad grows. Yet, for now I still often switch to non-hags the closer to cooming I get. Somehow the sex appeal of hags is less powerful when about to coom than leading up to it, as if my subconscious mind still tells me "if I coom to her, I'm quickly going to start ageing" despite knowing that isn't true. But, I will do my best to become a hagchad.
>>42728324
Exactly today in exactly this thread, I'm unsure but probably. By the average atmosphere of the last 10-50 threads, I'd certainly stay.
>>42728412
Yes, in its current state /jav/ is reminiscent of the atmospheres of old hobby forums and such.
>>42728873
I never knew Minamo did gravure before JAV. In that photo, she looks much more slender and "graceful", very erotic but lacking her current charm and munchkin qualities.

YAMEROOO!!

which actresses do you think get turned on by going back to watch their old JAVs?

>fermenting asshole
Hato-chan receives 4 hours of anilingus!

Btw where does she rank in the all-time GOAT debate?

>>42729998
Who and what..

>>42727778
Another collab. Preferably with Nao Masaki involved.

>>42724940
Hopefully she keeps on for a bit on her upcoming movie.

>>42728224
Don't lie to yourself. You know that girls name is Natividad Evangelista Jimenez.

>>42728615
Sneaky Sex classic. More bogged actresses should bone rural farmers behind their wives backs.

>>42728669
Surprized that Fanza House doesn't get mentioned more here.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5VoEl2DEg_7NSoWNYSPJPA

>>42729028
I thought people yelled it like a rap adlib.

>>42729998
Of course Nozomi as your posted webm demonstrates. Also Minamo, the duck, Elly Akira, Melody Marks, Mao Hamasaki and Sumire Mizukawa probably do. Fuuka Nanasaki also must have, to be able to develop her performances to such a level.

>>42730081
Nozomi Ishihara, SOIM-008.

>>42729998
I think Nozomi once said she got off on her debut title a lot. Also that she doesn't watch the works of other actresses due to feeling jealous.

>>42729961
>If we can fine tune the goblin/gremlin/munchkin system
Are you the anon who posted about it a few threads ago?
I love your ideia about this system, smaller mayo-faced girls are my favorite type.

>What do you think should be the future of this classification scheme? Should it be developed like the hag system? Asking all goblin, gremlin and munchkin enjoyers.
To mix and match the condiment system a little bit, I like to imagine like this:
As a whole and as you said, goblins, gremlins and munchkins are indeed Mayo, but as we go down the "softness" and "roundness" spectrum, we add Sugar into it. (Sugar face girls are cute and adorable.)
Notice how Goblins are strongly more Mayo (the least soft and the least sweet, but the most angular), and on the other side, Munchkins are the most soft, the the most rounded and sweeter because of their added cuteness and softness.
>So, Kotone is a gremlin-goblin, Rara is a munchkin-gremlin and Minamo is a gremlin-munchkin.
Perfect. Mixing and matching is not only fair and the right thing to do because there are no absolutes, but it also keeps things interesting and fun.


>I never knew Minamo did gravure before JAV
I love her Gravure work, take a look later. It was more candid and she had a more natural homely style.

>>42730243
sir this is a SFW board please REDEEM picture!!

>>42730234
>Are you the anon who posted about it a few threads ago?
Yes.
>I love your ideia about this system
That's good to hear, I thought maybe it's too counterintuitive for people whose conception is completely based on the sound of the words or some other factors. If "goblin" and "gremlin" are switched, to me this feels counterintuitive because of the folkloric creature connotations of "goblin" but, of course if that became a consensus, I'd adapt to it how at first the proposition of "quasi-hag" made me think of Quasimodo but now "Quasimodo" makes me think of quasi-hags and Kanon Kanade.
>smaller mayo-faced girls are my favorite type
In one particular mood they're my favourite type too. It's difficult to describe this mood because it somewhat overlaps with loli mood but often without a loli fantasy. Sometimes it involves a loli fantasy too, though, more commonly it's a distinct mood only about goblins or gremlins or munchkins. For you, is it a pervasive preference in all moods, that any JAV is always hotter with these types of girls than different types?
>To mix and match the condiment system a little bit, I like to imagine like this:
The addition of sugar makes sense, though my understanding of sugar face still isn't perfect. If I'm right, Nana has less sugar than Minamo but in my mind as a whole she's maybe a bit more munchkin, so in this case even such autistic factors could be specified. That in general, the level of mayo and sugar form a continuum from goblin to munchkin but in some cases this isn't matching. A vinegar face goblin would be the ultimate goblin, but I don't even know if any JAV actresses like that exist.
>take a look later
By googling and yandexing I was not able to find more than only two photosets on Reddit, one with only four photos. Are these the only ones she did? To be clear, I didn't spend much time searching.
>>42730243
Kek.

she would definitely make a good mashu cosplay jav bros...

>>42730781

MINAMOMOKAN?

>>42731380
he fkn enjoy white meat
(only 0.0001% of japanese males get the privilege of partaking in this delicacy)

Does any sir have GTJ-004 in OK quality and willing to reupload? By that I mean, any quality better than pic related.

I found a site called Leechall that works to bypass Exmatrix's premium only restriction, but the second part kept failing and it's low quality anyway as pic related shows from the first part. I tried JAVlibrary's free Nitroflare link, after 24 hours (maybe 27 hours as that was the current estimated download time) it got to within less than a minute from finishing before suddenly my browser crashed. Now I've started retrying despite the higher chances of somehow failing than finishing, because at least the file is twice the size of this copy. I'm also trying the free Keep2share link, but it's probably bad quality because it must be the two parts in pic related quality merged together. I even started downloading the first part from the Xubster link, but the second part is only few MB above the free download limit... I can't find any site that can bypass Xubster's premium only restriction. By now I'd pay for premium on the common JAVlibrary hosts and quickly download all the JAV I want, but buying has a risk of law enforcement. Of course it must be a low risk, after all more important problems exist and I don't live in North Korea or something but, even so my JAV lifestyle isn't advanced enough to do it.

I needs sex.

>>42731499
dat nigga bald now

Shout out to the guy who fucked Hitomi Tanaka from the back so hard that he left her face-down, milk to mattress, paralyzed in pain for 20 whole minutes after he shot his nut in her. He just pulled out satisfied after his nut and let the crewmen clean her up with towel and do aftercare. And when she finally got up she walked away all crooked in pain from the pounding he put her pussy through. Lol
https://spankbang.com/408a6/video/hitomi+tanaka

Chocoexcited

bros I just want aya shiomi vanilla type videos not bdsm like this

>>42731528
I'm so sad she retired. Absolutely legendary tits. Hope she's having fun banging those trash tase fellas.

>>42731508
I just love JAV grills being pleased on a bus...

>>42731565
These are trains sir. It's always a train.
https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/kfuhbm
https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/9yojgm

Will fuck for pasta.

>>42731573
they rape her good in XV-1157
her hustbandt seen it???

>>42731573
italy WILL pay for this!

>>42731573
her dog died of lupus a couple of years ago

>>42731568
Nah, Webm related >>42731565 was shot on a bus. That JAV is so fucking amazing too, the molester makes a move on a girl but she resists, so he injects her with something and she calms down & becomes submissive. He then makes her squirt on a bus couple of times before taking her to an underground parking lot and fucking her. Very good reipu kino.

>>42731568
love it when multiple guys take turns on a girl like this.

>>42731017
Rare case of too good looking for porn, for a guy.

>>42731616
lol faggot

>>42731507
im thinking this is just decent act8ng but still, great stuff
den/den my chinpo got hard and now i will handjobbit to my Hitomi reipu folder

I'm fucking upset!

>>42731616
Yura is cuter

>>42731670
what is it, darling? tell us

>>42731689
JAV ruined my life!

>>42731693
JAV didn't ruined your life; it merely gave you the opportunity to start anew. Embrace it or be forever doomed.

>>42731693
I javed my life!

Do not disrespect me.

Do NOT disrespect jav.

>>42731573
rarely saw her this dolled-up

>>42731477
i BELIEVE in cuckguy's masterplan

>>42730029
maybe Top 20-25? Top 15 if she hadn't bogged so hard but prime Yui was something else (and her output was insane, she did several decades' worth of JAV in the span of only a few years)

>>42728669
Mirei Yokoyama's channel is great and almost always has English CC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcl9tiJ_KoI

Mariko Sata (somewhat active, mostly just livestreams to promote her other projects)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTMSOIl9U4k

most don't stick with youtube for long though. here are a few inactive ones that may still be of interest
Nao Jinguji's was nice while it lasted (last upload was 2 years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQTPf40ugZI

Maiko Ayase (last upload was 8 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6A_OYN29e4

Marina Matsumoto (last upload 8 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJtNbcnCNaQ

Yukari Orihara (last upload 2 years ago - had a bunch of videos where she taught some "adult" Japanese vocabulary in English)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QDb_FnzuZM

>>42732960
>Marina Matsumoto
im getting strong Oboro from Taimanin Asagi vibes from her...

>nyaa is super down
oh nooo

How long has sukebei been down for, my balls need some draining.

>>42731676
For a tomguy, Yura is way to cute for porn!

I'm too cute for porn

>>42733468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IEU2ogYtYI

>>42730243

I miss S1 series where the super hot but arrogant boss that belites and bullies the mc turns out to be the mc's faithful and shy wife

anyone remember that sachiko title in where her brother and she had to have sex for money but that opened a gate to their incestous desires and couldn't even go back to a normal life? I remember such title but nor the code or cover and it's been hard to find

How do you guys feel about Ayano Katou? I really like her. Good enough actress and she's super hot to me

>>42734283
you mean her brother... BROTHER?

>>42733655
Would you sir be so kind to post the code, please?

watching BKD-302 and Yui Hatano looks so different now. She bogged herself

>>42734746
have you been living under a rock the last 2 years? yeah she bogged, 2 years ago. early 2021

>>42734859
nta but she could still just blame the palsy and facial paralysis stuff back then
in the meantime, it's been damage control and "preventative" work that has made everything even worse

>>42734902
the facial paralysis was due the botched ps though

>>42734859
I guess I forgot about it until I saw it again now. The new nose you can get used to but the jaw shave is awful

>>42734499
>Ayano Katou
she's super hot to me too, with a very simple and clean vibe to her mature beauty. she isn't very "striking" to look at but she doesn't need to be because her features have a really harmonious and pleasing quality
amazing moans and sweats a lot too which are all nice bonuses; definitely yet another great and underrated performer (kek)

>>42734746
>BKD-
this should have been a triumph worth celebrating but alas, the costs were too great. she's a shadow of her former self now

>>42734746
>>42734902
>>42734946
>>42734979
>>42735057
>get surgery to halt aging
>end up kinda disabled + look terrible
>star in the most hagged hag studio anyway
many such cases

>>42735094
Ruby might have a (deserved) reputation for being "the most hagged hag studio" but the BKD code/incest hot spring trip series is pure underrated kino full of great performances and many younger/less ripe actresses (i.e. Quasi- and possibly below) have also featured in them

??? Yui Hatano only did one BKD title and was BKD-188 and she looked nice, what are you guys talking bout?

>>42735483
see >>42734746
we're talking about -302 which came out only a few days ago

>>42728615
why is his dick so small?

>>42735589
that's clearly not Yui Hatano, she retired a few years ago

>>42728615
if only the one who made her face was half as good as the one who made her tits...

>>42735635
heh as a regular, I should have seen that coming
thought the story was she died in a freak paragliding accident after she got entangled in live pylon lines? incredibly sad

It's not her fault, she's living in a society.

>>42734713
MKMP-310 Jariman School Girls Aiming At The Student Council President's Vaginal Cum Shot Campaign

Jav was a mistake...

JAV is an absolute triumph of human endeavour, innovation, and artistic vision. Its creativity, polish, execution are nothing short of real cinema. The system of codes is pure genius — a simple and elegant solution of truly inspired design.

Pic unrelated

I can only get off to rough sex where the guy is really jackhammering the bitch and its such a pain in the ass to find scenes like that. Anybody else in this predicament? There was an Aika scene where she walks into a room and like 6 dudes are already naked and they just pound her into oblivion. I need shit like that.

my dream

Blogposting so /jav/ can hold me accountable. Even if she looks like a JAVfu, she is not one and anyway, she's Chinese. Why can't she at least be Taiwanese? I like Taiwan, hate China. Falling in love with a Chinese girl who came here as a spy and propaganda siren is treason. But bros, she's so cute. She looks like Rara Kudo but cuter, a little chubbier and has the cutest laugh. The way she puts her hair behind her ear. When she slurped the noodles and I heard the breath that sounds like a little foghorn. Bros, I want to hold her hand and give her headpats. I want to watch JAV with her, to show her Rara. Why can't I be a clueless normie who doesn't know or care? I can't undo 20 years of brainwashing, I'll just fap to Rara. She must be ignored.

>>42736298
Sir, it's an obvious honeypot.

>>42727729
blessed

>>42727836
I thought minamo bros would know what I'm talking about...

>>42736298
Sir. Read this very carefully. I want the best for you. Life is short, you'll regret not going for her just as I regret not going for the Malaysian-HK Nao Jinguji lookalike I used to know who was also a degenerate fujoshi with a phone full of BL doujins

What are the premiere MILF and/or Female Teacher films?

>>42736401
what kinda dynamics do you like? submissive, proactive, seductive, reluctant, coerced, 1-on-1, group, etc? this will help us give you better suggestions and cut out the less relevant stuff that you don't find appealing

>>42736252
pls bros

>>42736419
For teacher I prefer one on one with the student being the more proactive one, no real preference beyond that. For a non teacher milf setting, I prefer the milf character to be the one taking the lead, albeit in a gentle way.

>>42736424
Since there is no specific tag for it, if I were you I would have rather started my research by actors. Rape dude ( https://avdanyuwiki.com/tag/久保田裕也/ ) & piston guy ( https://avdanyuwiki.com/tag/セツネヒデユキ/ ) are a good start. Then avoid movies with big studios and big stars, focus on turbosluts, gonzos are a plus and you will maybe have more chance to find what're you looking for.

Good luck and don't hesisate to share what you found.

>>42736604
Thanks bud

>>42736604
context? I am curious to see what JAV scenario spawned this scene. it seemed like she was eyeing his chinpo before getting slapped

how do i go about fucking a jav whore in japan? i want to fuck ranka. i know japanese

100 girls invade your house. What do now?

>>42736702
pop some viagra and dapoxetine and go to work

>>42736679
love ranka
so cute and delicious SLUT!

>>42736702
eat them out, one by one
imagine the sexual vaginal fluids of 100 beautiful japanese women swimming through your blood

>>42736356
i knew Nao has some south east asian blood in her

>>42736652
she waited too long to pay a traffic fine

>>42735626
He is Asian.

>>42736308
My schizo theory I'll tell myself is that I was a target to be turned into a pro-Chinese shill. I don't know how it could've been set up, but it's how I'm coping. In the next few days, I'll fap to Rara a lot.
>>42736356
The girl is obviously brainwashed and we didn't even talk about politics. Apart from that she's fun, looks like Rara, smells nice and some of her tastes in media are patrician but if she tells everything to the Chinese government, I don't want to tell her anything. Better to end it before it begins. Now if she looked like Ichika before the shamoneing, I'd dive into Chinese government propaganda chinpo first.

>>42736482
==[teacher]==
>JUL-698 (Ririko Kinoshita)
>I am a failed teacher. Defeated by the student's hot gaze, I was drowning in creampie sex over and over again at a love hotel after school
-- I think I'd recommend this the most based on the details you've given. sadly not a series

>VEMA-189 (Yuko Shiraki)
>VEMA-172 (Kana Morisawa)
>A beautiful female teacher; my girlfriend is my homeroom teacher, club advisor, and my lover -- forbidden passionate creampie sex with my older girlfriend from morning til night
-- the implication here is that their relationship is already a thing and they can't keep their hands off each other throughout the school day (though it's mostly the guy initiating). i've only given 2 examples here but there are quite a few entries in this series which you should be able to find simply by searching the title in Japanese: 美人女教師の彼女はクラスの担任で部活の顧問でボクの恋人～年上彼女と朝から晩まで禁断情熱中出しSEX

==[misc milf]==
>VEC-473 (Yuuka Mizuno)
>My friend's mother is a libido monster! I lost my virginity...
-- not at all dominating but she is gently assertive. part of a series but i haven't watched too many of the other entries

>JUQ-152 (Mariko Sata)
>JUL-860 (Kana Mito)
>JUL-673 (Maki Hojo)
>During my wife's pregnancy, even masturbation was forbidden, so I had sex with my mother-in-law
-- again, I've only given you a couple example codes here but these belong to an ongoing series. searching 妻の妊娠中、オナニーすらも禁じられた僕は… will show you the many other entries. as you requested, it's actually the milf here who takes the lead and offers her body to her sexually frustrated son-in-law

>JUQ-139 (Kanna Fuji)
>JUQ-102 (Yuka Oshima)
>JUL-965 (Mariko Sata)
>JUL-922 (Hijiri Maihara)
>JUL-785 (Maiko Ayase)
>After the graduation ceremony... a gift from your stepmother to you who became an adult
-- another huge ongoing series, search 卒業式の後に…大人になった君へ義母からの贈り物― for other entries. as the title suggests, the MC's stepmother offers her body as a one-time thing to celebrate his graduation but they end up being extremely compatible and it turns into a more long-term affair. very classy and elegant outfits and tone (think pearl necklaces and earrings that stay ON during the sex, classy "up-dos" with the hairstyles, etc). surprisingly wholesome

enjoy!

>>42736652
This is from JUC-475. A tale as old as time: the downfall of the wealthy

>>42736235
Lmao wtf is happening in that pic!
Is that Sora Shiina in the back?

>>42736929
>>42727394

>>42729998
>Nozomi Ishihara
isnt she the same chick that fried some freshly squeezed semen and ate it? (the semen looked like fried egg whites...)

>>42733655
TOO ugly for porn

>>42737013
really anon? that JAV actor still got to fuck a woman at the end of the day...

>>42737013
Despite all the memes about Kotone's ugliness, which are funny and true if contrasting ugliness only with beauty, she's really tremendously cute and uniquely sexy! Besides, she must be a genius who plays 4D chess with the entire world. This is my theory, please consider the evidence: Kotone could be written 異子 in which case 子=鼠 and 異鼠 is the Chinese name for Heteromyidae, which includes the California kangaroo rat, which Kotone undeniably looks like! Besides, did you know 冬愛 really is read Toa? And do you know what else is read Toa? That's right, 東亜! So, if you hate her, do you know what you are? Get ready to swallow the hardest pill! It's harder than your erection when you fap to the hottest JAV! All those who hate Kotone are racist against the entirety of East Asia! ITT we all call her Fuyue, don't we? Do you know why this is? It's a trap! You see, if we called her Toa as her name really is read, then those who hate her would think "if her name is East Asia, then isn't it racist to hate her?" but, if we call her Fuyue, her haters don't think about this and reveal their true colours. Also, Fuyue sounds cuter.

I'll now present another piece of evidence: Kotone looks like an exaggerated racist caricature of an East Asian woman, doesn't she? Consider this together with the fact that her name is identical to the word that means East Asia. She must have chosen this name on purpose, but for what reason? Isn't it obvious? She is transmuting hate into love! Every time a racist looks at her and thinks "Asian women are ugly", she becomes more powerful. Furthermore, every time someone faps to her, she absorbs any negativity they have felt that day and turns it into positivity! She is self-aware about her ugliness, and is using it to show the world that it's okay to be ugly! Even if you're ugly, you can still be cute and sexy! This is Kotone's true power! I really believe this! Kotone shows incels that even ugly girls can be cute and sexy, and that there is no shame in being attracted to ugly girls! This is what her lesson for posters such as >>42737013 is, that they do not need to pretend and can accept that ugly girls are desirable and not embarrassing, they don't need to look for someone "beautiful", because really an ugly girl who is cute and sexy and fun is genuinely better than a boring beautiful girl! Not only is she expressing defiance against Dr. Kim, she is telling incels to stop wallowing in self-pity and bitterness! She may be "ugly", but certainly she wouldn't date any of us because we are beneath her, as she has shown the world that she is just as desirable as the most beautiful of the beautiful JAV actresses, but that does not mean we should give up on happiness! There is no shame in attraction, and those of us who fap to Kotone know something those of you who look down on her never will know, until you fap to her yourself.

Kotone could wink at the Emperor and he would divorce before the synapse response is complete, and marry her. Can you imagine the children they would have? What would their phenotype be? If the Emperor married her, wouldn't he have to abdicate? I'm sure an exception would be made because everyone would see that Kotone is a far more suitable Empress than the current hag. Yes, this slander is unacceptable because if she starred in JAV, she'd be a hot hag, but even hagchads cannot deny that Kotone would fit the royal family like the moon in the sky! Maybe racists would gawk at the new Empress and say "Kotone has such a moonface", but tell me! What is the most cliched stereotypical Japanese expression of love? That's right, "the moon is beautiful"! If Kotone has a moonface, doesn't that mean she is beautiful and lovable? Checkmate racists and anti-Kotoneists! In the future, her phenotype will be rightfully recognised as beautiful! For now we are not yet ready, for now we see her as "ugly" despite her cuteness and sex appeal, but our grandchildren will look at her as "beauty of the old days" the same way how we look at Naruko Yanagiwara! Kotone's genetic material must find its way into the Japanese royal family, and her children must inspire the erections of countless schoolboys watching them grow up the way Mako and Kako for the current generation! More zoomers are becoming incels because they never saw Kako's dancing photos for the first time at an age when fapping to them wasn't creepy. She was fondling her seedling breasts! If you claim you don't still at least fap to that one photo, you're lying. If you saw it, you fapped to it. If you saw it then, you are still fapping to it. This is the truth about every man. Prove me wrong. You can't.

In any case, let's continue posting memes about Kotone, but never unironically slander her! Kotone is love, Kotone is life! If the memes make this seem ironic, that's wrong! I'm being serious. I often fap to Kotone because she's hot and cute in a very unique way. It's simply time to unleash autism.

>>42723412
I miss her so much.

>>42723779
Try pic related and GDTM-039.

>>42724588
>>42724715
KEK those webms are perfect, they fit her type of cute retardation very well. Lovely.

>>42725804
I agree. I've made a fraternal bond with actors at this point.

>>42727836
>>42736337
As a montly Minamo enjoyer, I did not noticed such problems.
>>42728669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=820IdMl7wWc
>>42728873
I didn't know that, she looks really cute. I'll check it out.

>>42728921
I say "Ae Vee".

>>42729943
Still cute.
>>42736956
I think that's Uta Kohaku, isn't it? Nozomi would never do that type of crazy stuff.
>>42733855
I want to see that, please. Can you code me up?

>>42728921
i say "javu" usually cuz i follow it up with "reipu" haha

>>42737305
So the last scene of your version of stars398 has perfect sound? Mmm

As for that s1 series snis418 and 406 are examples of it

>>42736831
Thank you sir

>Rei will never come back
>Tia can't unbog herself
>I'll never save Luna
>I'll never fuck a transphobic islamic semi gorda
>A snake will never rape me
>I'll never impregnate a true hag
>Marie will never give me my money back
>I will never teach Sana to do multiplication
>I will never raise ducklings and goblins

Why live?

>>42737614
why did you made me think abotu all that?

>>42737614
delet this

>>42736831
Hole shit, I didn't even asked for this but THANK you, my love.
>>42737614
KEK, I understood every single reference. I guess I belong here now.
>I'll never save Luna
This hurts, I love menheras.

>>42737655
Face the truth

>Matsuoka will never cosplay for you
>Eimi will never ask you to pay the bill after your date
>You'll never ride Julia in a sunny plain
>Remu will never cure your cancer
>Shuri will never kick your balls
>Kurea & Yuu will never try to murder you with their spider techniques
>Saya will never puke on you after a rich meal
>You'll never ever go clubbing and embarass yourself with Akarin
>Maki will never tell you it'll be ok

Why fkn live?

JAV would be better if we banned all Japanese women from performing in the videos.

JAV should only be AMWF videos where the man is an ugly old fat Japanese guy and the girl must be pretty, blonde, and preferably American, But Russian and Ukrainian Refugee will also do.

>>42737725
i reject your reality and substitute my own

an ex recently contacted me and seems surprised by my newfound eloquence and command of language
little does she know, i have spent the past few years single and tirelessly honing my skills in (written) communication on /jav/ day in day out with my fellow /jav/sirs, discussing and synthesizing many complex ideas

it's a lifestyle

>you will never go on a date with your Momokan gf and watch her order a huge obscene amount of food while you, the other costumers and the restaurant staff gaze at her zero gag reflex eating abilities, everyone exchanging uncomfortably horrified looks at each other, so after you can head back home to hold her hair back while her mouth gapes open and a torrential stream of laser-focused projectile vomitly-puke beams across the bathroom into the toilet, she passes out, and you can finally take her to bed and go tell your /JAV/bros about it

>>42722840
Lost her nose

at least she paid for the date

>>42737941
i would be taping her mouth around my nose and deeply inhaling nothing but her sour stinky bulimia breath for hours

>>42737883
i'm an ESL and i don't even care about proper english, but i always try harder when i post here
i feel intimidated by some of the poster's eloquence, specially /jav/loremaster's, javIsAlifeStyleposter's and the Hagchad's

Would you unironically date her? Like, for real?

>>42738014
>likes HxH
>is a foodie
>likes being reipu'd
>loves animals
100%.

>>42737980
have you found your english has improved since coming here? i'm sure your efforts are paying off

>>42738122
akarin is so so much prettier than what she's credited for here

>>42738014
The answer to this question is entirely dependent upon whether Momokan would date me, because I must confess that in her current state, she is no longer physically attractive to me. However, she used to be very attractive and I believe that if she gained a modicum of weight, she would be attractive again. I am deeply aware of my own current appearance also being fundamentally unattractive to most women, as I look rather more like an ugly bastard rape ogre than a strapping young lad due to a combination of factors from inconsistent ageing and weight gain to having a characteristically "provincial" sense of style, in other words an absence of style. Because of this, it is nearly certain that Momokan would react to the sight of me with disgust and disinterest rather than anything resembling a positive response. In this case, I would not wish to date Momokan because two people who are not attracted to each other should only date if another form of mutually beneficial outcome is guaranteed as a result of their being together.

However, if by some miracle Momokan was in fact attracted to me, that is to say genuinely so and not only to an extent that I used to be quite a handsome lad and remain rather youthful for my age, then only a fool would be opposed to dating her even in the absence of a physical sexual attraction to her current form. After all, in this case I could encourage her to gain weight just as she could encourage me to lose weight, and we would help each other reach a healthy balance early into the relationship through which the effects percolate for however long we may be together. We would find little moments of joy. It would at most take a year before she sees that I have lived far too long given the character of my true self, and if by then we lived together she ought to kill me. One day I would wake up to a knife pierced into my heart, Momokan vomiting on my face as I open my eyes and mouth to scream in pain. Perhaps I would die, or perhaps I would survive. Either my last moment would be swallowing Momokan's hot mess, or I would become a heartbroken shell of a man who has lost all purpose in life, but at least I would be a man who experienced the full intensity of Momokan's wrath. If that were to happen, I would often masturbate to the memory of her spraying puke at me.

Would you date Momokan, yourself?