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Hypothetically speaking, would you be this granny's valentines?

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>>42626383
There's no way I could say no

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>>42626383
Yes.

>> No.42626481

This isn't my prefered granny, so no. I'd rather die.

>> No.42626501

>>42626383
Sorry gappy, but I only date with the intention of marriage

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>>42626501

>> No.42626560

>>42626543
Perfect, now to be happy with gappy

>> No.42626646

>>42626383
Only if she can defeat all the other grannies in a battle royal.
As a man, I can only take one girl as my valentine, after all.

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Yukari is lovely

>> No.42627213

>>42626383
No thank you, I don't want to catch her alzheimers.

>> No.42627264

>>42626383
The older Tohou characters have simple yet impactful designs. They don't make them like they used to..

>> No.42627328

>>42627264
I'd like to impact Yukari's design, if you know what I mean

>> No.42627456

>>42626383
No.
I don't hate her or anything, I just prefer younger girls.

>> No.42627696

>>42626990
God i wish that were me (the body pillow)

>> No.42628234

>>42626383
Sure. I'm not exactly a young man anymore either so if she can make me feel like I am then I'm game.

>> No.42628383

>>42628234
Anon, to Yukari your basically a shota

>> No.42629355

>>42627456
Yukari is young and plenty fertile, and will be forever
Give her your children

>> No.42629378

Yukari makes me happy

>> No.42629567

I want to buy the happy gappy lots of soft and silky gloves.

>> No.42630102

Of course i would take a 17 years old beautiful valentine. Let's walk la vie en rose together Yukari-sama.

>> No.42630136

I want to serve her a big cake made out of all the faggots though I'd prefer to see her toss it into the trash rather than eat it

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>>42626383
I don't see why not, sure.

>> No.42631593

I would barf from the gross granny smell alone

>> No.42634252

>>42626383
Yes

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>> No.42639858

>>42626383
I don't see what harm it could do

>> No.42640526

Would she put her pubes or menstrual blood in the valentine chocolate?

>> No.42640529

>>42640526
Obviously

>> No.42640633

>>42640526
no, that's an Eirin thing
Gappy is classier than that

>> No.42640669

>>42640633

Dont slander Eirin-sama. This kind of crazy shit is a Sumireko thing, because she's a crazy bitch.

>> No.42640996

>>42626383
Is she willing to bear offspring?

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>>42640996
If you prove yourself worthy, you'll have no choice but to surrender your bloodline to her

>> No.42643617

>>42631593
anon getting smothered in granny perfume and boob sweat!

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>> No.42651637

>>42641877
Trapped forever with Yukari!

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>>42651637
every child made is another shackle keeping you from running away

>> No.42661824

>>42658356
Silly insecure yukari thinking she needs that to keep anon by her side

>> No.42662565

>>42658356
More.

>> No.42666811

>>42662565
I don't have any more momkari because fucking nobody makes it
I'd need to get AI to do it, and I'm too retarded

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>>42661824

>> No.42674097

>>42658356
didn't work on my dad and it sure as hell won't work on me

>> No.42674192

>>42626383
If I do, is she going to make me massage her old joints?

>> No.42674956

>>42674192
Yes but don't call them old and creaky

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>>42626383
I'll do it. On the condition I get to huff and fluff her fox's tails every day. She can't possibly hog all of it for herself.

>> No.42677653

>>42674097
She can just drag you back and break your legs
She's a lot stronger than you

>> No.42681609

>>42626383
no

>> No.42684403

>>42626383
would hypothetically irrigate her eggs if she still had any

>> No.42684880

>>42626383
yes, but only if i could verify that it wouldn't turn into a "diamond in the rough" sort of situation.

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>>42684880
>ditr

>> No.42689061

>>42684880
>>42689040
Was that the one where she killed and ate her husband's family after drugging him into a stupor?

>> No.42692214

>>42689061
wait what

>> No.42692277

>>42689040
forgot making this post

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I wish Yukari-sama would adopt me...

>> No.42701043

>>42692214
He wanted the youkai wife
He recieved the youkai wife experience

>> No.42701968

>>42689061
Nah that was In the AM/PM

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>>42701968
Wait what? I knew there was something funny about that but I couldn't read the extra details in the untranslated doujins.
IIRC she wanted to keep him with her so she gave him her familiars and her friends bodies.

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I like Ran.

>> No.42712517

>>42703375
that one was always weird
the really gappy would never share

>> No.42717051

>>42701043
Ancient horrors make questionable wives

>> No.42717083

>>42717051
You can fix her if you just treat her right and kindly!

>> No.42717211

>>42717051
Yukari is just an autistic dork that doesn't know how to ask others to play so she broods all alone and gets sad easily. The worst that'll happen is paying her some lip service about how she's totally a venerable mastermind that runs Gensokyo with an eagles' eye

>> No.42717280

>>42626383
there can only be one valentine

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>>42717083
fixing the unfixable

>> No.42721595

>>42717280
Does this mean she wants everyone who offered to fight until there is only one standing?

>> No.42726748

>>42721513
cute granny

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>>42717051

>> No.42737502

>>42717051
Unfortunate then that they're the ones that pick you

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