/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42712467
>not at first, she will be sad and fat
If she ends up being ripped and happy in the end, I'll take her.

Sneks are okay, but I prefer sheepgirls.

>>42712488
dem caprine rectangles

>>42712484
maybe mabe not or maybe becomes fluffy moth

>>42712496
See, people tell me to not be on guard around moths but they keep knocking me out with sleep powder!

>>42712503
she just wants a hug, anon

>the drawfag who did big eyes and heads doesn't post anymore
>Everyone from the draw contest seems to have lost momentum

>>42712493
>Ow! Look, all I want is your soul, give it to me already!
>Gah! Stop bonking me on the head!

>>42712488
Have you considered Bunyips?
>>42712496
Not into moths, sorry.

>>42712507
Ok, but I better not get put to sleep again!

>>42712509
Soul? Why does she want that?

>>42712479
Wrong, I belong to lilims!

>>42712508
>draw contest
that never happened tho

>>42712516
You're right I tricked myself into saying draw twice. It was the writing contest.

>>42712520
but i did love that drawbro, gotta get back into my own grind but i take the lords day as my rest day

>>42712479

Why do they rarely change the name of "genderbent" (they supposedly have no gender (in christianity at least), but the names -el suffix is used for musculine names) angels to it's feminine name?

>>42712541
ghouls should be ghoulahs but also nobody cares

>>42712488
>>42712493
the cuddly softest

>>42712532
Stay on /vg/

i have not read the profiles in many years,

i wonder if my memories of have shifted.

id only hire a kiki if she can play chopin.

>>42712541
The -el suffix literally just means 'Of God', and is gender neutral, especially in the context of Angels.

>>42712561
You lot can use any fresh life you get while the creator you based most of your thread around explodes into a toxic mess.

>>42712479

>>42712585
>You lot
You have to go back.

i'd do an older monster

>>42712541
alright smart guy, whats the female version of Gabriel?

>>42712571
It's worth taking another look. There's a couple where the reason I didn't really like them turned out to... just not be there.

>>42712598
Gabriela

>>42712599
i misunderstood charybdis for a long time.
didn't realize they got a whole apartment in that rock.

>>42712508
>>42712520
>>the drawfag who did big eyes and heads doesn't post anymore
If you mean that Anon making drawings with old anime for kids feel, yeah, I wish I could see more from him. If you mean Yerb, he's still around, but I think he's focused on commissions now.
>>Everyone from the *writing contest seems to have lost momentum
I really ought to pick up steam. So far I could fit the beginning of the next story in a single post.

>>42712615
hey, nice tits

>>42712479
>You belong to sneks.
You say that, but I don't see any sneks anywhere near me.

>>42712618
>>42712615
i just posted, good timing

>>42712618
If he's just doing commissions he's gone. If you aren't posting here you aren't here.

>>42712615
>>42712642
Truly magical moment, drawfriend.

>>42712659
good to see someone still remembers me
do you have a request?

>>42712615

>>42712574
>Anon gets put into the MGC funny farm
>The Nurses and Doctors are doing all manner of expirements on him but at least his only friend Ms Cheshire is there to comfort him
>Thankfully no one else can see her but she's real
>After about 6 months of treatment anon is released as he is walking out the reception addresses Ms, Cheshire asking if she has enjoyed her stay and thanks for choosing their matchmaking package

>>42712615
Which monster would have the best Sunday paper cartoon strip?>>42712615

>>42712587
I feel like artists really struggle to draw the connection points between the monsterbits like tails and wings. They look like they're just kinda phasing out of her back instead of growing out.

>>42712669
Not him but do a Cait sith sometime

anons, wat is your favoite color? your favourite armor set from a video game and your favorite monster?

>>42712680
That's because humans don't naturally have that and to get good at it you now have to find other art that has it, and it's pretty damn niche.

>>42712669
I got no specific idea, but I'd like to see you draw one of the monoeyes.

>>42712696
i already drew one a long time ago, never posted it here
i can do another mono eye or something else if youd like

>>42712727
gazer eating a peanut butter and gaze goop sandwich

>>42712727
I wasn't expecting to see one so soon. If you're still up to draw another one, then maybe a Cyclops.

Help.

>>42712581
Yes, but the names themselves are used for males in real life. Or have you met any women named Michael, Gabriel, or Raphael?

>>42712809
Michelle and Gabrielle are pretty much -el with a different accent.

>>42712800
>dragon so weak she needs a gun
lmao, she needs to drink more wurm milk

>>42712587
Amazing.

>>42712845
>frfr, arekishi, kc
i coom
>everyone else
ugh

strawberry

I have introduced high-caffeine energy drinks to the cheshires

>>42712615

>>42712925
>it just calms them down

>>42712921
cow

So anon, would you like some backstage passes?

>>42712511
she needs it to become your soulmate.

>>42712792
here, monoeyes are hard to draw good but i hope you like it
>>42712683
might try sometime, cait sith reminds me of tom a lot

>>42713010
it'd be a good idea to ignore that dude asking for the furry.

>>42713010
Thanks, that's a cute Cyclops indeed.

>>42713010
nice cyclops, pretty cute

>>42713010
It's harder? Isn't it easier to draw one eye than two?

>>42712615
Man
I
Love
Kows

>>42713010
She looks so done with anon's shit

>>42713032
i think he means that its hard to get right since artist usually draw two eyes

>>42713037
there's a lot to love

>>42713057
>Anon this is the thrid fucking time you broke your fucking sword
>Its a sword not a fucking ax so stop using like one and splitting with it

would a kiki academy have a professor kiki?

>>42713021
You know, considering I'm still absolutely seething from KC ignoring my message and snitching to aux instead I could really use a pick me up.

>>42713113
have you tried alcohol ?

>>42713109
is the sun a donut, yes there would be a proffessor kiki

>>42713120
That worked until I got called the Irish furnigger multiple times every time they feel like showing up here. It wears on the mind.

k, get the fuck out tho. didnt ask tho.
Aside from that. Is Sister Nottademon ok? She has weird growths on her

>>42713167
She's clearly been lax in her faith and needs some guidance.

>>42713075
He needs some kind of excuse to keep coming back to the blacksmith and that's the best he can come up with.

>>42713167
Who are you talking to

Imagine the shocked and horrified faces of Malefs/Black Dragons when one day they see a Mere Human they're fighting and all of a sudden said MERE HUMAN suddenly shouts out:

>JOOR ZH FRUL

And then Malefs/Black Dragons suddenly are forced to land and temporarily. And for a moment, the dragon is forced experience the concept of mortality and being a MERE lizard.

>>42712921
I prefer Madagascar vanilla

>>42713191
she tells me thats its the proof of her faith, shes salviting looking at me, I feel like i need an adult
42713221
stop with that fucking reddit style posting, its fucking single sentences not fucking paragraphs

>>42712585
Meh, all he does is piss off the so called Western fans and good riddance to them a.imo.

>>42713234
We need to go bigger

>>42713274
I need big and soft mofu in my home

>>42713109

>>42712574
Oh no what's wrong with anon?

>>42713317
>the effects of 03:00am gaming

>tell kiki a crude joke
>she turns red and barely chokes out a "good one, master" before excusing herself to another room
>you can hear her laughing until she can't breathe through the door

>tell shoggoth an incomprehensible joke
>she says "quite humorous, master" and bows
>all the appliances are shaking and the portraits of her on the wall are laughing silently

>>42713396
And suddenly, it's Evil Dead 2

Everyone do the Mofu-Mofu!

>>42712598
Gabrielle
Same -el just reversed.

>>42712496
dare you dare the pofu?

>>42713434
could use a poltergeist girl to shake things up

right here right there

>>42712479

Information:

Fit, muscular and physically taller monstergirls will gravitate and go for smaller, thinner and skinnier human boys, it is a fact.

>42713480
Nice monstergirl, faggot. Back to your gacha shithole

>>42713480
you forgot to post a monstergirl

coochie coochie coo

>inb4 'she's part gun bro!'

>>42713317
I'm sorry, apophis, but you can't have a croissant and a bowl of weed for breakfast.

>42713480
If you're gonna post gachashit, at least post gachashit that has actual monstergirls in it.

This had another half to it, but I never saved it.

>>42713509
clit tickling

>>42713537
With your tongue.

>>42713510
Robot, actually.

Some people seem to want more biblically accurate angel-girls (I recall someone saying he was trying to draw biblically-accurate-seraph-girl. But I can't remember finding anyone wanting more biblically accurate DEMON-GIRLS. I mean Satan is described as seven-headed scarlet dragon. The closest thing I've ever found to match a monstergirlified version of that description is Ignis from Last Origin (if you count her shoulder eyes and snake as heads). And there are still many other appearance traits I didn't mention.

>>42713491
>>42713492
Can't believe we're having this again. But GFL T-Dolls ARE automatons/robots of the "looks-exactly-like-a-human" design. And again, 2B and 9S gets posted here and no one complains or bats an eye.

>>42713589
it'll happen every time, so believe it.

>>42713510
speaking or if ther are cursed swords can you have a cursed Arquebus?

Still no demon waifu. Why are we born to suffer? I've been a good boy.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that playing with fluffy ears is mandatory.
I repeat, MANDATORY

>>42713654
>demon waifu.
i mean what do you say to a demon on your wedding night?

>>42713682
Man, I want to brutally molest a pair of cute fuzzy ears so bad.

>>42713682
>>42713703

>>42713692
about the same as any other mg, what an odd question? what would be different, what would say differently to a goblin wife vs a demon wife?

>>42713692
>I promise to make you happy

>>42713713
>what would say differently to a goblin wife
have waited a long time for this moment,
my little
green
friend

>>42713589
are you fucking stupid? what exactly is the difference between a "looks-exactly-like-a-human" design and human? if it doesn't look like a monstergirl don't fucking post it

Yandere Hellhound Teachers.

>>42713732
gobbo wife

>>42713692
how many kids did you want to have?

hag demon! hag demon who slips extra clauses into your contract! hag demon wife who informs you have to submit to being breastfed and are legally obligated to call her 'mommy', even if you're in front of friends or family!
don't worry - if you get embarrassed, she'll let you hide your face in her chest.

>>42713783
i think i like those fiendish pacts more than the full-on contracts

Choco kitty.

Leiji Matsumoto died. Will you sail the sea of stars in his memory?

>>42713589
I never see 2b posted here. Come off it

Water you looking at?

>>42713801
2b was posted here when the game came out.
Granted she was posted everywhere
even the homo general r9k

>>42713589
>2B and 9S
>9S
>no one complains or bats an eye.
Back to your gacha shithole, you clearly dont belong here if you think nobody bats an eye at monsterboy here

>>42713809
thats pretty funny

>>42713809
I want fuck 2P instead 2B is old news.

>>42713800
We just lost one of the remaining pioneers of the mecha genre. Rest in peace.

Suppose you are granted three wishes
You wish mge was real
However you are then informed that a future version of you just negated your wish by wishing you never made that wish in the first place
You can use your last wish to make mge real but then you are left to wondering why a version of you wished to reverse the first wish or if there is some monkeys paw shit going on.

>>42713850
It's a genie, of course you're gonna get monkeypawed in some horrible fashion.

>>42713850
ms. djinn, are you playing a prank on me?

>>42713850
i never saw the point of trying to add monkeys paw style scenarios to a wish fulfillment setting.
be happy idiot

>>42713850
I wish my future self hadn't made that wish, therefore I will now have access to a third wish (the one he didn't make)

>>42713850
1. Anon finally takes his Kiki maido's virginity
2. Reverso
3. Repeat
And the Universe continues onwards.

>>42713805
>"You girl. You're pretty hot..."

>>42713859
>be happy idiot
NO!! I'm bunkering up post-invasion until they send a nice demon to calm me down and explain that there's nothing to be afraid of.

Surely if I leave blank contracts with my signature on them lying around nothing bad will happen.

>>42713597
>cursed Arqebus
It's a Hi-Point carbine as a GFL botgirl.

>>42713859
>be happy idiot
>Agent Smith : Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from

>>42713343
He misery posted far too often and got sent to the fallen god reeducation camps, they're more harsh than Eros camps

>>42713897
>believes that an author spinning his shit to make an interesting sci-fi movie is profound wisdom which spans the breadth of human experience
how does it feel to aspire to nothing more than wallowing in your own filth, anon?

>>42713654
One day demon bro...one day...
I still think about that dream where a demon cut off the part of a paycheck that I signed and glued it to a contract.

>>42713923
But its true though isn't it? Human greatness can't exactly be had if no tragedy, misery and suffering happens to incentivize humanity to innovate and improve.

>>42713937
Well human greatness has been backsliding pretty significantly in recent years.

>>42713937
Hard Times create Hard Men
Hard Men create Good Times
Good times create Soft Men
The Portals open and all men are instantly Hard-as-Diamonds...

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42713937
'greatness' is not the aim of all works. that is an empty word. when we work, it is with the dream that there might one day come a time where we no longer have to - or that our children might, or our grandchildren might.

>>42713850
Bro this got me fucked up, only reason I'd unwish it is it monsters are fucked up like MGQ or DE killed us like it did to the magi in Magus's story

>>42713897
Or maybe machines in that movie just couldn't understand humans because they couldn't be perfect as a creation of imperfect humanity.

>>42713439

>>42713948
>>42713951
>>42713963
So you all saying humanity shall or should simply lie down, surrender and accept Lilith's rule and monstergirl rule when they one day come due to decline of human greatness and culture decay?

>>42713478
But how are they supposed to put that on?

>>42713967
MGQ girls vs MGE girls the final showdown of who will have Earth.

>>42713982
I'm saying I like cute monstergirls and don't really give a damn about reality anymore.

Do you think Jinkos do that silly butt wiggle that cats do before they pounce on something?

>>42713989
I vote for a Global Joint Taskforce of United Humanity Front to fight off BOTH monstergirl factions...

No this is a organic grassroots message and not sponsored or backed by The Order.

>>42713982
'due' to the decline of human greatness? a world of perfect contentment is all that human greatness has ever sought to achieve. you're just being obstinate because of your pride.
all that we do - all that human achievement has ultimately strived to create - is freedom from tragedy and suffering. if we could be free of it now, at the kindness of another - with no doubt as to their sincerity - it would be the greatest of all joys. there would be nothing to do but embrace it.

>>42712832
These are the french feminine forms. I know in some countries (including mine) the feminine forms are Michaela and Gabriela respectively.

>>42713996
Yes it is a ritual dance all cat women do to hypnotize you so they can pounce on you easily.

>>42713996
Only when they're in heat.
Their dignity is a second thought when their womb is aching.

>>42713885
>You get ambushed on your to the bunker by a sadistic manticore who loves aftercare
The good ending

>>42713937
No need to put the cart before the horse. Greatness born of suffering comes about as way to fight said suffering. It’s true death and loss is part of the human experience, but the end goal has always been passionate pursuits or to make life suck less.

I got to be honest for the longest time I thought MGQ was a past timeline of MGE before the present demon lord took power, I guess now it can be a silly headcanon that I know isn’t true anymore.

>>42713989
Feel like it wouldn't be much of a fight DE is fucking OP as shit

>>42714039
She's certainly fucking.

>>42714035
That's what I thought too, for the longest fucking time man. Still nervous to play the game, for two reasons. 1. I don't wanna get fucked up from it
2. The gameplay looks annoying
3. Too much fucked up kink shit in the H scenes, like body horror, snuff, etc like actual bad ends

>>42713989
I don't want MGQ to win... MGQ girls are scary...

>>42714005
>>42714031
Whoa there! Mamono loving Anons sounding reasonable and educated and understanding and not immediately going:
>"Hell yeah! Fuck the current world! New Monstergirl World Order now Lilith for the Win!!!"

>>42714043
You know this is kind of unrelated but also related, if a MGE invasion actually happened It would just be like a decisive victory man. Imagine being a solider in the army fighting and some random albino demon lady shows up and then your gun turns into a really hot woman and rapes you. What the fuck do you even do against that

The world can burn for all I care as long as a hag adopts me and takes me to her home.

>>42714005
ms. kiki buying a single green onion

>>42714073
based and mommypilled

>>42714073
I need a hag Lilim to open a portal in my room and drag me into it

>>42713794
Wtf am i looking at

>>42714068
>Imagine being a solider in the army fighting and some random albino demon lady shows up and then your gun turns into a really hot woman and rapes you. What the fuck do you even do against that
I imagine this is what happens or what you hear when MGE invasion happens to our world and the MGE monsters and mamono mana starts pouring in:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6lLw5w46Q

>>42714086
A cat

>>42714048
You know what just popped in my head a MGE iceberg like the iceberg videos you see on YouTube, that the iceberg would have some actual lore and fake lore in it like for example MGE and MGQ are actually connected and that MGQ takes place in the way past before Lilith took power, another one would be somehow Alice and Lilith are actually twin sisters and that Alice is still alive living happily with Luca somewhere just some crazy stuff like that, where the lower you go into the iceberg the more insane it gets.

>>42713274
Way too fat. They just look ugly at this point... But I do agree that bigger tails look better. But there needs balance between thickness and length, and between the thickness of the tail and the rest of the fox girl.
Also I like the boobs of the fox girl you posted.

>>42713982
Some thoughts and questions.
>Why is culture decay assumed to be true? That’s very loaded. Monsters seem to like the better parts of human culture, and they’d assimilate some of our ways just as we’d assimilate theirs.
>What makes human culture so intrinsically valuable? Is it better than Mamono culture? Besides the fact you were born human.
>In the unlikely event benevolent aliens were to make first contact tomorrow, that’s everyone’s projects and scientific theories down the drain. They’d just hand us all their answers which are thousands of years ahead. Even if they fuck off after that, we would forever have to cope with it. We humans like to think we’re the protagonists of the universe, but someday that might be shattered.

>>42714105
Uh, uh- HUMANITY FUCK YEAH! IMPERIUM OF MAN NOW PURGE THE XENOS AND NON-HUMANS, EMPEROR PROTECTS!

>>42714103
>way too fat
you are GAY you are a fucking FAGGOT if you want to have sex with something without CURVES go stick a BROOM up your ASS

>>42714086
Bleach?

>>42714048
Holy shit. How do you even manage to stay on 4chan.

>>42714105
It's just human arrogance, combined with fear and misery faggotry. They will be corrected by Eros in time

>>42714099
That would be nice, honestly I just want to see what Lilith looks like at this point because I'm very curious. I still think it's really funny that KC drew some of the girls, pretty sure he drew Alice.

>>42714113
Giga based anon

>>42714132
The most notable thing beyond the vore is the age regression pedophilia scene he drew.

>>42714149
>age regression
shota or loli? if shota, link please.

>>42714155
Yes, shota. It's not too hard to find a place to download the monster girl quest vn.

>>42714155
MC gets age regressed into a shota and gang banged by Erubetie, the slime queen. She’s drawn by KC too iirc. Some warnings.
>she’s misanthropic and murderous, but not in that scene thankfully
>she regresses MC because she wants to raise him right and not like a stinky human who pollutes the waters or something
>the age regression is also mental

>>42714149
Was it the slime queen one? I don't remember her name atm. Would you recommend the game? Been debating playing it but I'd rather not get fucked up mentally from the bad ends and shit. I like monster girls being a wholesome hugbox thing a lot

>>42714175
The solution is to just never lose except to the crab

>>42714175
Here’s the thing. It’s a game which means you have agency. You can mostly avoid h-scenes you don’t like by winning the fights. Some monsters have vanilla scenes or a less vanilla scene depending on which attack you lose to. There’s a no vore option at least, but it won’t protect you from dry fish (cum until death). You can also speed up/skip past it. Unfortunately the monsters aren’t too nice. Some are kind of nice, some will even marry Luka in an MGE fashion, but there’s a lot of bad blood between humans and monsters in that setting.

>>42714005
>cupid showing off the wedding photos of the newest couple she made
I get that the church of Eros is invested in relationships and all, but it seems a bit imperious that the cupid who turned you and your bride into a kebab automatically gets to invite herself to your wedding.

>writing a paper on the "Bionicle Dream" for Haku-sensei's class

>>42714181
I remember reading a doujin about her, I think it was one of my first ones actually. The first one was a Medusa girl kidnapping a dude and using her vision to freeze his dick and fuck him until he begs to be her slave or some shit
I heard Granberia was also nice, at least she wasn't murderous and shit

>>42714201
Yeah I know about some of the bad blood, like the slimes and humans with pollution and shit. I also know about the fox girl who marries you if you cum three times or something. My main fear is just kind of losing unintentionally I would probably play on the easiest mode and only lose to the ones that I know are probably not murderous

>>42714175
Did you see the fable trailer of the frog eating the fairy?
If you couldn't watch that without crying mgq is probably too much for you.

>>42714207
Granberry is a MERE female lizard if there ever was one

>>42714115
I haven't played it either.
It's one of those things where I picked up enough of it just from being on 4chan that I feel no need to seek out the source material itself.

>>42714175
You can avoid the bad ends, but you can't avoid the plot (assuming you have human emotions)

>>42714204
Turns out it was a trick to be made to stay after class

>>42714225
Fuck me. I forget to turn off my ironic name from earlier.

>>42714231
I can sniff a fake namefag a mile away.

>>42713982
>simply lie down
No, as a CentaurAnon, I'll mainly be using Standing Doggystyle.

>>42714086
La creatura

>>42714227
>>42714204
Im reminded of that anime episode where some guys write a bunch of meme responses to a "what do you want to be in the future?" question, just to screw with the teacher like teacher's wife, college student and "I dont want to be a lawyer"

>>42714077
The other two sluts are fashion shopping, wholesome Kiki is buying groceries to make Mashtah's dinner.
There are obviously more items in the bag than just the onion.

>>42714269
And a small stepladder.

>>42714281
no. there's only the onion, it just has an outrageously huge bulb

>>42713982
Unironically yes. I will join the extremists and push for policies so radical that Druella herself will be like "whoa dude settle down".

>>42714322
Would still rather eat the Kiki's homemade onion pie with fried onions.

Alcomahol is bad for mofucores

>>42714348
Alcohol is only for men and destroying our livers.

>>42713885
>demon standing in a sealing circle with a bored look as anon tests every possible exorcism method from every holy book there is on her

>Cheshire steals your penis

>>42712615
>>42713010
>>42712727
Get a twitter or something so it's easier to watch you and keep track of your pics, they're cute!

>>42714452
I'm not a tranny, the only way she can steal it is by taking it deeply in her big Kot ass.

>>42714452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Guys how do you deal with crazy Hebi in laws.

Lovingly hugging and kissing my bug wife until neither of us can think straight!
Drinking her poison while she drinks my saliva and fucking her for days without end!

>>42714113
...Read the full thing, you fucking dumbass...

>>42714567
I hate to tell you this, but hebis only act that way towards other women or men who are about to alp. Sorry bro.

>>42714635
Wait is that true lmao I was just making a joke about crazy in laws.

>>42714567
Kys or shoot it.

>>42714479
You misunderstand me
It's the funny "got your nose" kind of stuff which causes you to try to find her and also your penis as you travel through a gauntlet of the wonderland

>>42714567
>how?
Distract them with whitesnek grandchildren.
Simple.

>>42714687
My peepee will stay where it is. Imagine the horror how being smooth as a doll down there. No, not funny, really cringe prank from the lame cat.

>>42714700
Well, what are you going to do when a Cheshire steals your peepee?

>>42714700
Well hey at least if you do get hit in the crotch it won’t hurt as bad.

>>42714687
>Annoying Chesh steals Anon's penis
>Ken-doll smooth Anon starts feeling unusual phantom sensations
>like a Dullahan absent from her head
>Chesh is obviously using Anon's stolen penis in herself
>Anon starts eating incredible amounts of asparagus and gallons of water

>>42714710
Unironically, look at the sky and wait for things to fix it self and/or die of boredom while doing so.
>>42714717
Lifeless is now meaningless and I can't pee... Not worth It

>>42714650
Afraid so. They can smell mana and there's only one situation where a man would smell like competition.

>>42713989
I would legit kill any MGQ i come accros these bitches are legit insane and inhuman comapred to MGE ones

>>42714731
MGQ Harpies are good girls though, could almost fit in MGE.

>>42714772
They drop you from a cliff after they're done so no. They will face the wall like the others.

>>42714731
>>42714772
>>42714776
The only monsters from MGQ that I'd allow would be from the Paradox games.
Even then I'd probably shoot the majority of them.

>>42714776
>They drop you from a cliff after they're done
When does this happen?

What are our thoughts on Yachie?

>Go to zipangu
>See foxes everywhere
>There sure is lots of variations of the basic fox, kinda to be expected really...
>Though there is even a weird blue fox
>I'm gonna go say hi to the weird blue fox
The story of how Anon received 50,000 volts of correction

>>42714944
Shocking.
Positively shocking.

>>42714944
>Raiju brags about shocking you with 50,000 volts
>"AKSHULLY, it's the amps that are dangerous"
And that's how you de-horny the weasel

>>42714971
>"Uhh it's the amps"
>Get shocked again
Anons never learn, do they?

>>42713783
Oh no, she tricked me! Those demons and their deception! Guess I have to call her mommy now haha

>>42714073
This Anon gets it.

>>42714872
Same place where a baphomet calls herself free use.

Raiju fluff has a fascinating property where the static cling of any loose fur is monumental compared to regular fur
If there is raiju fur in your carpets, your gonna need baph level magic to get that out.

>>42713982
Yes. This is an acceptable "end" for our human race. You need to just sign the contract and not worry about these things. She'll take care of finding a nice waifu for you.

>>42714099
Now thinking about it, it would probably make more sense if Alice was the older sister of Lilith instead of being a twin sister, that Lilith is rebelling against her whole family and is sick and tired of all the bloodshed and heartlessness with each passing war, that MGE is the aftermath of the MGQ era ending and that the Mamonos are rebuilding and after awhile they soon build MGC and everything is how it should be. Now with ilias maybe she would be the older sister to the new chief goddess we know from MGE and tries to help out her younger sister whenever she can, of course ilias does a bad job at helping her sister and has given up her job of being the chief goddess completely, this is all a AU so don’t take anything I say seriously I just like family drama stories.

>>42713937
I have heard stories about people suffering horrible injuries like having their legs blown off or their faces half eaten and how they managed to overcome it and still live a happy life. But I bet they'd still be happy if not far more happy if their legs were never blown or if their face was never half eaten.

I just want someone I can love who will love me back

>>42713937
Most of history's great innovators and improvers were born into wealth and comfort, which is why they were able to pursue their hobbies while everyone else was struggling to get by. Nobody would have ever heard of Newton or Columbus if their parents had been beggars.

get in.

>>42715405
There's no time to explain, just get in the cuddle puddle

>>42712512
she won't knock you out with her sleep powder anymore anon

>>42715446
>mothgirl waits till you come up with ideas so she can cling to the bulb that appears above your head

>>42715467
Not gonna have much luck with me, I'm not particularly bright

>>42715467
This was an idea I had once

>>42713732
https://youtu.be/sObyG9bTf5A

>>42714326
A state mandated monster for every human man! Human women go to the back of the line!

>>42714905
She's a wily beast.

>>42715614
Actually thinking about it doesn't this story qualify as an original setting? Pretty funny when you think about it

>>42715614
I hate the self-righteousness aura of those "fixed" MGE derivatives.
I'm sure all those people dying for mundane reasons will be glad some paladin retards stopped mamono from elevating everyone to superhuman tier.
I might be spending my last days in misery and starving/suffering, but at least I have muh humanity, right? Surely that's how real people work.

>>42715614
>Illusions
What?

>>42715804
It's heavily diverged so the monster lord is evil now and turning everyone into a succubus.

>>42715769
Yes. Sacrifice for the greater good and that the remaining people get to leave in peace and raise the next generation.

>>42715804
this particular brand of autisim as painted the DL's plan as "infinate tsukiyomi featuring body mods"
you see, a former humans and current monsters are not truley happy with thery current being, but rather are all brainwashed/indoctrinated to belive in lilith's ideals
This goes as far as to say that the monster form/incubus form of those that turn is a "fake" of the true self
everyone who realises this vionlently opposes the DL so the plot as evolved from "Heroes kill monsters" to "Lilith is evil and needs to be put down/dethroned so we can have TRUE human monster coexistance"

>>42714326
You will get the rope faster.

>>42715155
>Bad ending but it's actually le good?
Zzzzzz

I feel like the ultimate ending would be the chief god getting her own husband, understanding the concept of love and ally with the DL

>Anon challenges "the pit"
>Basically acts as a survival mode in a fighting game
>Gets to 100 floor
>Boss echidna
>wins
>Anon challenges the pit agian
>only now the, floors are endlles and where he ends his run determines what sexy reward his wife gives him

>>42715916
Then comes the return of The Original Chief God. As the True Final Boss if the narrative to unlock The True Ending.

>>42716003
probably ending with some combo move of both demon and cheif god couples blasting it

>>42716003
Why do I feel The Original Chief God is some type of lovecraftian entity, which maybe when it gets defeated they transform into some type of Cthulhu like monster girl or something.

>>42715614
Shit art, didn't read, learn to draw faggot.

>>42716084
Because you played MGQ once.

Why are we talking about shitty soulsborne crossovers?

>>42716003
>>42716027
Alternatively, the True Final Battle of MGE would be hordes/armies of Archangels and Bible Accurate Angels coming down from the heavens to deal with Lilith and the "out of control" demon menace themselves. Refusing to capitulate and or accept the fall of the current Chief God. So think boss battle gauntlet ranging from still devout faithfully loyal Order Heroes and Paladins, to the midrange Archangels and all up to he Seraphim and other scarier multieyed and multiwinged monstrosities.

>>42715769
>I'm sure all those people dying for mundane reasons will be glad some paladin retards stopped mamono from elevating everyone to superhuman tier.
Why would I care about what retarded commoners think?

>>42715769
Stop being an egoist nigger and You will understand.

>>42716124
Same reason we always do
>somebody posts something from it
>ingnorace dude askes about it
>explan ine cringe
not exactly clockwork but still

>>42716124
What? nobody was talking about soulsborne but a MGE and MGQ crossover idea which isn’t serious and is more or less a joke on possible old era stories.

>>42716124
Dunno, Anons just periodically feel the need to shit on cringy fanfics.

>>42714237
>>42715122
>>42715724
kys attention whore

>>42716198
>>42715614 is art for the most talked about SB fic here, as the dude likes dracing scenes of his tory for spacebattles

>>42716202
That was just me forgetting to remove the name.
>>42716124
Idk, someone should try to have them taken down.

>>42716188
>just lobotomize and castrate yourself bro
Dishonest cuck.

>>42716209
Ah okay I thought you were talking about my story idea with MGE and MGQ crossing over which I wasn’t even serious about even calling it fake lore in one of my posts.

>>42716216
>Idk, someone should try to have them taken down.
KC already tried and actually succesed with 2 of them, only for the authors to repost them
pointless endevor

INSTEAD: lets talk dragons

>>42716127
But in the end, wouldn't all the more powerful, scarier and holier Archangels, Seraphim and other Bible Accurate Angels just end up turning into cute or sexy Victoria Secret Models? Afterall, monstergirls, Lilith and all the gods aligned with her have perfected and weaponized The Power of Love that trumps all.

>>42716235
Em, then they go to jail? Or at least get fined.

I wish i had a goblin wife

>>42716235
>wear dragon scale armor in a human city
>everyone thinks you're a badass
>wear dragon scale armor in a monster city
>everyone thinks you're a slut

>>42716003
>>42716084
>>42716127
How about we all live happily ever after with our wives without the need for some gay final battle?

>>42716235
What's this I heard about a new dragon profile?

>>42716461
It's on the patreon. It's not that different just loli.

>>42716461
>Le even more femdom dragooooooon
Yeah, "new" profile.

>>42716475
>just loli.
loli dragon im interested

>>42712479

>>42712515
Dangerously Based.

>>42714569
venom glands are erogenous zones

>>42716253
go to jail? how do you jail an anonymous person on the internet? they're not doing fucking IP tracing over dubious copyright infringement.

A lot of these monsters look pretty mean. They dress all edgy, have swords and other weapons, and don't look very friendly. I think I'll just stick with a cow.

>still no monster wife to cuddle and smooch all day
I swear when I will finally get with her, I'm not letting her out of my hug for a week and I will make damn sure every single spot on her body is thoroughly smooched.

>>42716624
I have no idea I just assumed there was a way to deal with all this drama.

>>42716518
I love draphs

>>42716638
>safer with cowgirl
The most common injury of Anons is a crushed pelvis.
Cowgirl in cowgirl or reverse-cowgirl is one of the major risk groups.

>>42716682
asanagi is a fantastic artist but I hate how all his stuff is hard maledom snuff.

>>42715103
get fooled!!!

>>42713982
Yes. The Extremists will look like moderates compared to me, especially since I will just be executing HFY-faggots like yourself instead of wasting time on unfucking your mind.

>>42716677
there isn't, really. one of the most annoying things about KCs warmongering is that he just really doesn't have a recourse, no matter how much money or time he throws at the problem. you can ask ao3/twitter/mega to take down the pictures or text, but you don't have recourse against the individual, and they can (read: will) just repost later with a different account.

I can't quite pin it down, but I do feel that shift in tone.

>>42716715
it's fruitless effort on his part but i do respect the giant middle finger it sends.

>>42716638

>>42716581
I want to shack up with a centipede and neet with her for weeks on end.

>>42716696
I agree.

>>42716715
If anything those fuckers will probably just kill themselves in the end for fetishizing their depression and self hatred, for fetishes and mental illness can sometimes be connected together not all the time but it does happen.

>>42716798
Nuns are the best.

>>42716693
>The most common injury of Anons is a crushed pelvis.
lmao just get a better pelvis, few times at the clinic and you'll grow one that can withstand a wrecking ball hit

>>42716888
find a spider, cum inside her

>>42716888
reminds me of Khevra the Lim

>>42716905
find a wan, make her a mom

Holy shit, shut the fuck up. You are gayer than the Alps.

>>42716923
Monsokyo or Momsokyo.

>>42716942
>YOU WANTED IT YOURSELF MISSY
pounce on and pin her and start agressively making out

tfw no ghost gf...

>>42716980
must be good to be an undead incubus with your undead wife - you can just tounguerape each other's throat for hours without the need to take a breath

>>42716980
I prefer a zombie since I prefer more palpable meat rather than ethereal

>>42717013
I wish I could remember the story or greentext about the dense Anon who has zombie maids and one by one they all wight but still act like zombies because they like the attention Anon gives them.

the wholesome love of getting drained of seamen by a bug.

>>42716980
>that face
She looks clingy and yandere

Don't forget your annual checkup, Anon. You have to do blood work.

>>42717176

>>42716698
And all of this just to enact her most devious plan of all: holding your hand!

>>42717192
I will cut my hands out of spite.

>>42717212
Bad move. She'll lick the wound until it heals.

>>42717105
I don't like needles though.

need me a plump and taller kiki to sleep on

>>42717105
I donate blood every 4 months to avoid killing my liver

>>42717234
>Licking a stump
Disgusting.

>>42717360
Your going to anger the dryads talking like that.

>>42717091
>seamen
Arrr ye damned bug, quit taking me deckhands

>>42716675
Me too anon, first thing I'd ask a shog is to turn my bed and clothes, wanna be hugged constantly for a while

>>42717413
fookin prawns

>>42717288
What can you do with a BIG kiki aside from cuddle and fuck?
Her sheer size makes most things inconvenient.

>>42717446
Dress her up like a Gundam and ride around on her shoulders.

>>42717413
>Captain anon didn't check the hardtack for weevil stowaways

>>42717428
>portals open and finally you don't have to hump your pillow anymore
>Anon tells his wife to turn into a bed so he can keep doing that

>>42717446
play with her body. have her carry around, carry her around
get a bigger house
fuck her massive meaty thighs
dress her like sakuya
dance with her
have her thighs warm your face
have your head between her massive tits

>>42717428
how about telling her to form a bed out of herself and hug you with her regular body under its sheets?

>>42717446
why would i want to do anything with my big kiki besides cuddling and fucking?

>>42717576
Have her walk around while you are inside her and under her clothes

>>42717577
dear god... they demofu'd her

>>42717584
what's that fetish that's like - you're trapped under a woman's dress while she's wearing it? Aiko from MGD does it.

>>42717603
お洋服赤ちゃん this and its very hot imo

>>42717577
This is just unsightly...No fox should ever lose their mofu

>>42717577
>>42717636
>>42717592
could you still love a demofu'd fox?

>>42717577
>prank the local hag fox by putting nair hair removal in her shampoo bottle