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>>42632201
Go on, what about her?

IM NOT LETTING THIS THREAD DIE THIS EARLY!!!

>>42641773
The yandere thread is the Flan thread now.

>>42632201
Am I a bad person if I want to get Flan pregnant?

>>42650384
She's a loli Anon

>>42650384

you're bad person if you DONT want to get flan pregnant.

>>42632201
I love Flan.

>>42632201
Flantastic

Flanzuri

been on the mood for flan lately

post moar flan

>>42676752
What poor manners.

>>42676752
Its amusing how everyone's ignoring her
This is why Remillia needs to put her back in the basement

>>42650384
Yes.

>>42654337
This guys is also a bad person.

>>42676833
Flan is for loving and cherishing as a daughter!

>>42676853
And you're a good person.

>>42676853
Until she gets overly attached and forces you to become her lover

>>42676892
I'll train her to not be a weirdo who does stuff like that!

>>42676853

>>42677169
You're going to be a great day someday. Someday indeed.

>>42683097
What is she singing?

Flan Cyoot :3

>>42676769
Where's she been living? Under a rock?

>>42680187
Very cute! Deserving of heat pats and praises!

>>42684483
Flan so cute that I got distracted and made a typo!

>>42632201
Buy Flantasy Flan

Furan's cunny.

>>42692399
What about it?

>>42692426
its not spread open in front of my face

cute flanny legs

All of you just want flan for her body, not for who she is!

>>42692399
Flunny.

>>42696098
Her body is essential part of who she is.

>>42696098
No! I just want to play with her and make sure she has a fulfilling eternal childhood!

>>42696098
False I gave her beeg cup cause she was thirsty, I like to pat her head as good luck after assignments or games

>>42700166
This but I also want to dress her in all sorts of cute and fashionable clothes.

>>42701991
Good idea. I'm sure she'd like having all sorts of nice things to wear.

I would love to sleep with Flan-chan, keep her warm during those cold nights.

>>42704569
What if she is cold on account of being a vampire?

>>42704805
Having a cold, undead body makes her susceptible to becoming addicted to clinging to a warm-bodied Anon. She'd latch on and never let go!

>>42705382
Sounds potentially nice on a hot summer night.

>>42705382
Having to walk around funny because my weird vampire daughter literally won't get off my back!

>>42705382
nice, I'd love having a cool and cold flan to cling to me under my very warm cotton covers

>>42705390
>>42705482
>>42705498
It may be fun initially, for the novelty. But there are downsides to having a vampire daughter cling to you.
1. You can't go outside during the day, so you'll have to stay inside all day, like a NEET.
2. You can't take a shower since running water is bad for vampires, so you'd be smelly, like a hikkiNEET.
3. You can't even jerk off anymore! Flan will ask what you're doing and it would be unwholesome.

>>42705845
so i've spent way too much time thing about ways too counter that argument, as a true Flan lover would:
1) the biggest hurdle, however waking up a few hours before its time to wake up Flan past night fall would do, all you need is about 15 minutes in the sun without a shirt on to keep up your vit d and sanity requirements so you don't slip into SAD.
2)You can take running water showers, assuming the SDM even has that. but I know how to take baths where you just pour warm water over yourself. and in Flan's case you can use a large sponge and cloth to wipe her down with non running water, prison style bird baths using soft cloths for her delicate skin essentially. Her hair can be wet in a basin of water, lathered, then rinsed in the same basin.
3) the hardest problem for an anon, however it wouldn't be impossible to hide away in your own room or before you wake up and jerk it there. Worst case scenario you tell Flan that you're massaging yourself and its vital for a man's health. You can worry about the consequences later.
>t. professional flan caretaker and flandere writer

>>42705845
>You can't go outside during the day, so you'll have to stay inside all day, like a NEET.
I love me a good night walk and taking one in Gensokyo would be safe enough with her protecting me!
>You can't take a shower since running water is bad for vampires, so you'd be smelly, like a hikkiNEET.
I will set her up by a nice warm fire and take a quick shower instead of my usual 20-30min dissociation sessions. I'll even set up a tub of hot water for her to soak in and clean up in to encourage her own cleanliness!
>You can't even jerk off anymore! Flan will ask what you're doing and it would be unwholesome.
I can do that during the day when she's asleep if I really want to!

>>42683336
vocaloid stuff, probably.

>>42704184
Outfits for Flan!

kill vampires and destroy their mansion

>>42711348
humans are so weak

>>42711348
Let Flan live her life!

What would you guys do to keep Flan-chan entertained?

>>42713431
go into the village and pick up the latests toys popular with children.
Read stories to her.
Make card and board games she can play
Come up with ttrpgs for her to play(something I do as a hobby anyways)
Get permission from Remi to take her out and play physically trying to burn off some of her energy.
Talk to Kourin and get some videogames, talk to the kappa for a power supply.
If i'm feeling ambitious try talking to Yukari or Kasen in installing a fiber optics cable and splice into it so Flan can use the internet

>>42713431
Take her out for walks at night! Keep her engaged with silly hypothetical while we walk! Let her eat the occasional lone wanderer we come across even though Remilia said no! Our little secret!

>>42713431
Playing a lot of different types of game, watching old movie, figuring out and exploring endless ideas on ways to troll remi.

>>42713474
Sneaking back to the basement before dawn! Tucking her into her coffin and reading her a scary story then giving her a smooch on the head before closing the lid for the day!

The sun is coming up!

>>42713431
cunnylingus on demand

>>42713431
I'd teach her how to become a good masseuse and let her go to town on me.

>>42713431
We play pranks on the Shrine Maiden like stealing her donation money, blowing up her house and just killing

Later, we go driving dangerously without license or insurance!

>>42719638
Watching Flan crash the car and go flying out the windshield in a gruesome accident! Having a laugh together as she regenerates from the damage!

I want to poke her ears until she gets really annoyed

>>42722303
whats your plan after you piss off Flan, my man?

>>42723019
Tell her that im joking and im sorry then proceed to give her some headpats and candy

What would you do with 4 flans?!

>>42726590
What wouldn't you do with 4 flans??

>>42726590
4 sex offences

>>42726590
Panic!

>>42726590
Start an esports team

>>42726590
penile fracture, penis ends bruised, red and sore and with bite marks all over

>>42726590
open a pizzeria.

>>42726590
Cook her yummy foods!

cute bats!

Thinking it would be nice for Flan to have a maternal figure in her life! Looking for nice women to date and possibly even marry one day! Flan refusing to let it happen!

Did becoming a vampire stunt Flan's mental growth or is this just how she is?

>>42739443
pure heart.

>>42739451
A pure heart and innocent mind! She can't help what she is and it's not her fault!

>>42713431
Have a tea party but the tea is her pee

>>42739997
You'd make her drink her own pee?

>>42727833
and how does that happen exactly?

>>42740013
Not unless she wanted to

>>42742317
eeeeewww!

>>42744483
i'll drink her lolipee tea so that flan doesnt have to. i'll also do the same for the ojou-sama, just to help them both, of course.

>>42745058
Ewww you drink pee, dude!

>>42745166
Loli pee is a delicacy, finer and rarer than the most exotic wine

>>42745304
I don't know, I think you can get piss anywhere.

>>42726590
I'll combine them together in order to create Flanflanflanflan!

Would you eat flan's homemade chocolates?

>>42747300
Absolutely!

>>42747300
That's it? There's no catch?

>>42747367
it's very sugary and can cause you diabetes and cavities.

>>42747507
It shouldn't be too harmful if you only have to eat it once.

>>42747507
Fuuuck...

>>42747300
Ya, it would be pretty interesting if flan turned out to be a naturally good cook.

>>42747507
I tell her that they are very sweet just like her and pat her on the head!

>>42748044
So Flan can give you diabetes and cavities? What the hell!

>>42739443
She's a magical girl, and a magical girl is pure

>>42751150
Only emotionally!

>>42751941
are emotional cavities more or less painful than physical ones?

>>42751955
Painful in the sense that there's nothing you can do about it!

>>42751987
that's quite scary. undefeatable cavities.

>>42752018
There is one cure and you should know it if you've been paying close attention to thread conversations

>>42752217
lolipee?

>>42752222
EWWWWW!!!

>>42736046
Very small bats~

I always wondered if flan hibernate just like a real bat

>>42755005
Nah but she can probably go into stasis for a while like vampires are sometimes known to do if there is nothing going on. Just pour some blood in her mouth and she'll wake back up even if a century has passed.

>>42752222
I really don't know any better place to ask this. This discussion reminded me of a doujin I found of Remilia and Flandre and maybe another girl drinking tea but every instance of tea had (pee) beside it and now I can't find it anymore. If anyone knows what I'm talking about pls send.

>>42755046
Bomber Grape maybe? Sounds like that kind of humor.

playful flan

>>42760544
i wish i was that lollipop

>>42760554
What if she bites a chunk out of you?

>>42760740
W-worth it!

>>42760740
the risk make it more exciting.

>>42726590
dodge!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105720250
what does imouto-sama mean by this

>>42761546
She clearly needs to be taught better if she thinks this is an appropriate way to wake someone up!

>>42761546
She just wants butler Anon to do the usual

>>42763254
Flan playfully declining your proposition to return to having a wholesome father/daughter relationship!

Having a sleepover with flan sounds so comfy and fun

>>42768698
Would a sleepover with a vampire be staying up well into the day and finally going to sleep around 3pm?

>>42768739
Wasting a lot of physical energy should move that sleeping schedule quite a lot.

>>42768739
wtf I am a vampire!

>>42768698
Trying to have a fun night of watching scary movies but Flan keeps getting hungry and trying to bite you!

>>42756700
Thanks for trying, but unfortunately it's not that + it wasn't comedy, it was fetishy and really damn sexy. Sad I'll probably never find it but again if another anon knows what I'm talking about please tell!

>>42770306
Watching black and white horror movies with Flan!
You think it'd cheesey and fun!
Flan smiles along and laughs too!
She's secretly terrified!
Flan being unable to sleep all day!
Flan keeping you up too talking!
Flan making you follow her to the restroom cause she's too scared!

>>42770318
Flan sleeping in your bed because she's too afraid to sleep alone!

>>42770327
Flan getting clinging to you harder with bump in the dark!
Flan making sure you haven't fallen asleep yet!
Flan making you check for monsters around the room!
Flan not letting out of her sight!
Being slightly confused as Flan is way stronger then any of those monsters!

>>42770318
Ironically she was most spooked by Nosferatu.

>>42770351
Being confused but not questioning things as sleeping with a Flan gripping your chest is the new norm!

>>42770360
Flan eventually getting over it but continuing this habit anyways!

>>42770360
>>42770383
Flan still getting cozy in your bed every day!
Flan still clinging to you all day in bed!
Flan isn't even scared, but she pretends to be when asked!
Flan still not letting you out of her sight all day!
Flan driving you insane as you're unable to relieve yourself before bed or when you wake!
Rubbing one out everyday after Flan falls asleep after being driven mad with lust!
Flan wasn't actually asleep at all!

>>42770855
What a devious little vampire...

>>42770855
One day Anon and Flan are in the library. She is sitting across from him at a table, busy looking through a book of horror stories for new inspiration to sucker Anon with. Anon is reading a book of his own. His is about cryptids and other mythological creatures. He thumbed over to a chapter about vampires and idly read through it until he came across a spine tingling piece of information: that while vampires are capable of going into a form of stasis, they don't actually need to sleep in the same way that humans do. He began internally panicking. Does this mean Flan was actually awake all those times they were in bed together? He thought back to all the borderline inappropriate ways she put her hands on him and the strange ways that she would rub herself up against him. All under the possible pretense of having been asleep.

Anon looked up from the book and accidentally made eye contact with Flan who had been staring at him. The vampire said that she could hear his heart beating erratically and asked if there was something wrong. Anon nervously chuckled and just told her that he was reading a scary story and it got to him. She smiled and asked him to read it to her later. He could still feel the vampire's gaze locked onto him as he got up to search the shelves for a decoy story to read her. Anon hoped to God that the information he read in that book was wrong.

Flan hates you all.

>>42771194
The feeling is mutual! I give Flan the middle finger!

>>42771194
That's not the sentiment I felt when I was with her last night...

>>42771091
Feeling nervous and unable to calm down Anon mustered up the courage to approach Patchy as Flan searched for a story to be "scared" by for tonight.
Patchy was sitting at her usual large semi circular table in the middle of the library with books piled around her.
"Ummm... Miss Patchouli... do you have a moment?" You asked nervously, something about her always made you feel off balance. Without looking up from her book Patchy answered with a simple, "speak". You hesitanted for a moment before asking, "do... do vampires actually sleep? You know like other creatures do...?".
With a voice that gave zero interest in the topic she recited like a machine not even breaking eye contact with the page she's on. "Vampires of Remillia's tier don't have such weaknesses and don't need to sleep at all, but can choose to. They could enter into a torpor if they wished to pass larger amounts of time should they wish where they'd half conscious maintaining awareness of their surroundings. Vampires like Flan don't sleep at all largelybeing unable too, instead going into the same torpor. However, they'd be unable to wake from such states until about a few months had passed at least as they are imperfect conversions".
Patchy grew silent and all but ignored you after that. It didn't matter as you couldn't even feel your legs after those words. You drifted back to your seat in the other wing of the library your head in the clouds and your cover book in your hands.

Flan was already sitting there waiting and when she saw youvshe grinned widely her jeweled wings flapping, "what book did you find for today Anon?!"

>>42773553
Does Patchouli know anything about the taste of vampire pee?

>>42773915
Thats a good way to get NDL'd when you ask

>>42773553
I love robotic Patchy!

>>42773553
Fortunately Anon was able to find a copy of a story that spooked him when he was younger. He told Flan that it was a surprise for later. Based on the way that she was looking at him he could tell that she was still listening to his heartbeat, which had yet to stabilize completely. Now that he was aware of her intent, Anon could see the devious glint in the vampire's eyes when she smiled at him and told him that he is going to have to take extra good care of her at bedtime if it was as scary as he made it seem.

He couldn't help but wonder if she knew of his discovery. What would she do if he took the initiative and made it known himself? Would she back off or would she drop all pretenses and take what she wants from him? Sometimes Anon forgot how delicate of a balancing act dealing with Flan really was. As cute and innocent as she seemed at times, she was still a centuries old monster and a dangerous one at that. Anon knew that once Flan was tired of playing this game with him there was little he could do to ward her off without making her angry. He sighed. So much for being a wholesome family figure to Flan.

Seeing his sigh as an opening, Flan got out of her seat with her own selection of stories in hand and told Anon that he must be tried. She suggested that maybe he would feel more comfortable if they crawled into bed for some reading and began leading him out of the library before he could try to claim otherwise. If he were to be honest with himself, Anon did feel a bit tired. This was fine for today, he will try to think of a solution tomorrow. That is what he told himself at least.

Patchouli continued flipping through the pages of her book in silence. The librarian was aware of what Flan was up to but did not care. She was just glad that her peace and quiet were restored to her with the two visitors gone.

How big do you like your Flan on a scale of child to petite adult?

>>42775092
Dawn was starting to break by the time anon reached his room where Flan seemed to take up residence. The windows right outside your room ensured that Flan couldn't leave once the sun rose. Something anon didn't think of till now but did seem awfully convenient in hindsight.
By this time after reading her the story anon chose for today he was calmer despite feeling a little out of his depth as Flan and anon made small talk through the stand-alone veil where they took turns changing into their nightwear. Anon mused that he only wanted to be a big brother or perhaps even fathe-like figure to Flan but as she walked out in the same nightwear she wore everyday his heart skipped a beat in anticipation and excitement.

Flan must have picked up on this and anon cursed himself for starting to see just how cute she looked in her painfully thin silken nightwear. Her eyes caught the light for a second like a predator as a small smile crept on the edges of her lips, "come on Anon" she yawned for dramatic effect, "what are you sitting around for? I'm getting rather tired you know?".

Anon soon found himself in bed with Flan, relishing the chance to go through the charade of normality and pretend all was well. However, it was too good to last and eventually Flan pretended to fall asleep, it was realistic, very much so that for a second anon doubted Patchy's information. He might have dismissed it entirely if it wasn't for the way her soft and slender leg was wrapped around his almost like a snake.

Anon couldn't help but notice the way she clung to him, and how she made sure his exposed arm it was getting the full feel of her body through the thin nightgown. More to the point, she seemed to just 'coincidentally' have placed his hand right between her legs only a twitch away from rubbing her most sensitive parts.

Anon knew she could hear how his heart was beating a bit faster, and noticed for the first time how her ears softly twitched as they lay on his chest. He knew she'd find it odd if he didn't do anything this far into making it a nightly tradition, so he reached down acutely aware of the small vampire that lay less then a fingers' width away.

For the first time he considered testing just how far she'd take the sleeping act...

>>42778729
Lewd!

>>42778729
I wonder where this is going

>>42778729
Anon began by slowly moving his hand up between Flan's legs, not that it needed to move all that far to reach its destination with how she positioned herself. Once there, his fingers were not met by the fabric of her panties, but rather the feeling of bare skin. This made him wonder, did she always come to bed without wearing underwear? He began slowly rubbing his hand between her legs, making sure to pass over her little clit and give it a gentle rub of its own with each repetition. Flan tightened her grip on Anon's arm each time she felt one of those rubs but always made sure to immediately loosen her grip again so he could continue. She did her best to encourage him along by letting out the occasional moan but was careful to not make it seem too deliberate. Before long, Flan was sopping wet in anticipation. Anon dipped just the very tip of a finger into her slit but pulled it back out without sticking it in any deeper. He had an idea for a devious game of his own. To try to get Flan to drop the act herself by relentlessly teasing her.

Anon lost track of how long he continued playing with her but he was satisfied with the results so far and even impressed by Flan's commitment to her act. She was reduced to a panting mess but she still refused to say a word or open her eyes. Anon didn't even mind that she was starting to dig her nails into his arm. He was certain she drew some blood but she was too focused on her current fixation to even notice. Flan was grinding herself against the hand in an effort to get the sensation she wanted so badly for it to give her but Anon didn't relent. He dipped his finger in again, this time all the way to the base and gave it a wiggle. Flan was no longer in the right headspace to carefully perform her act and let out a loud moan. She was certain that she was finally going to get the sensation she was longing for and Anon reinforced this delusion by inserting a second finger to intensify the feeling with. Unfortunately for the vampire, it was just that. A delusion. Anon smirked to himself and pulled his fingers back out. Flan moaned out a soft word of protest as she shuddered and dug her nails deeper into the arm that she was clinging to. It hurt but it was a small price to pay for the bit of fun Anon decided to have.

He notice that she finally said a word, however. Anon looked to make sure she was still making a now weak attempt at pretending to be asleep and once he confirmed that she was, decided to put the finishing touch on his little game. He pulled his arm away from Flan, an action that she let him perform thinking that it was going to lead to something else but it did not. He simply rolled over and faced away from her. He muttered a word of goodnight and closed his eyes. How would this sexually frustrated vampire react, he wondered. He was equal parts excited and afraid to find out.

>>42779638
That's the fun part. It's a collaborative story between two anons so even we don't know!

>>42778633
Super Loli!!!
>>42779864
Sexy, but no pee. 7/10 better than ESL-kun's part

>>42779864
Anon is going to get raped...

>>42779864
It took a second for Flan to realize what happened properly, but when she realized that Anon wasn't turning back around to finish the job she was annoyed and very, VERY frustrated to say the least. She tried finishing herself off at first, her fingers going straight for their goal. They were much thinner and smaller then anon's however and despite fitting three of them into her up to the base and stimulating her sweet spots it just didn't feel as good despite the lewd wet sounds and muted moans that filled the air. Perhaps she could've finished herself like this but it wouldn't satisfy her, and after what must have been a good five minutes of frustrated pot stirring Flan decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally.

She could hear his heart hadn't settled into sleep and was still beating as fast it was when he was awake, this frustrated her further as she could practically see his stupid grin of triumph. That damn bratty anon, seducing a vampire like that! She reached out for his hand but hesitated for a moment, after all if she were let him know she's awake the game would end. However, the heat between her legs and the ache that demanded it be placated wouldn't take no for an answer and despite her better judgement she grabbed his wrist and gently guided it where she needed it.

Anon was indeed grinning widely, his plan worked like a charm and despite the tenderness of his arm where Flan dug her nails in he was enjoying the sounds of the frustrated vampire's moans and short gasps as it was clear to his ears how she desperately was trying to finish herself off. That wet stirring sound was music to his ears, and as he lay there in the pitch darkness he could help but feel his own lust stirring once again. Anon almost regretted that he didn't take the situation for all it was worth but just as he thought 'I can't wait to see the look on her face at dusk' the sounds abruptly stopped just as it sounded like she was reaching a climax.

From behind Anon could hear a hot and heavy panting like a predator who just chased down their prey into a corner before going in for the final pounce. Anon realized he might have made a mistake as Flan's cool hand grasped his wrist like an iron vice before yanking him back causing him to to suddenly be face to face with the source of that panting. Anon felt one of her bare legs hook over his hip as his hand was catapulted back into that hot honey pot. He considered for a moment continuing his sleeping charade but as Flan dug her fangs into the muscle of his shoulder he realized he may have to finish this up quickly.

Flan was gentle in her touch and couldn't resist pulling him as close as she could, once again a shiver of excitement crawled up her spine as she felt his rough and robust hand so close to her sensitive and dribbling slit. She nibbled on his neck softly unable to hold herself back tasting the blood on her tongue that acted almost as an aphrodisiac to her already aroused state. She could feel his fingers explore her drenched lips once again and couldn't help but grinding against his fingers encouraging him to plunge them into her just like she needed.

A thought crossed Flan's head of 'ah thats right... I'll have to play this game a bit longer... he's the one sleeping now.' and with her hand cradling his she shoved two of his fingers into her with an impatience she tried not to show. Finally! The sweet, sweet pressure she craved was in her again pressing against the flooded walls of her sensitive pussy. It seems Anon finally got the message as she felt his fingers bending with their tips grinding against her. She was ecstatic as that electric feeling from his fingers traveled up to her brain bringing her ever closer to climax.

Anon braced for the sting after Flan bit into him but the pain was short lived, being replaced with a warm sensation like a massage. A feeling of ecstasy started creeping into his brain from that bite as he started exploring Flan's slippery slit once again. Suddenly Flan roughly shoved his fingers deeply into her, the two that he used to tease her earlier he noted in some corner of his mind. Anon couldn't help but absentmindedly start massaging her again by flexing his fingers, pulling them out slightly before pushing them back in and keeping a firm pressure in her velvety and slippery pussy.

Anon sped up his fingers buried deep into Flan, it was as if that was all that existed was pleasuring her to his hypnotized brain. It wasn't long till he felt the soaked interior of her slippery slit spasmed around his fingers and her moans reached a crescendo. Flan was a shuddering soaked mess by the time she came still attached by her fangs and your fingers.

Flan lay there in bliss enjoying the trickle of his blood into her mouth that only made her hotter as she groped Anon's body, not thinking straight she grasped his hard member that he didn't have time to take care of tonight...

Sorry this got a little long

>>42783114
5/10 still no pee and this is ESL-kun's part meaning there are numerous grammar and spelling errors. But still pretty sexy

>>42781703
>Super Loli!!!

What makes it super as opposed to normal?

>>42786428
She will be a loli for much longer than a regular loli. Also, she's Flan. Need I say more?

>>42786804
>much longer

For in her case, forever. I wonder if vampires who find themselves in similar circumstances ever get sick of being treated like children by people much younger than them.

>>42783114
Being the fool that he was, Anon did not actually expect Flan to make a move like that. He had assumed that she would get herself off with his fingers then leave him be until nightfall. Unfortunately for him, Anon did a little too good of a job when it came to teasing the vampire and now she was unwilling to stop. After a moment of rest, he felt Flan sucking his blood. She was not gently licking and savoring as before, but actually sucking. A feeling of lightheadedness overtook Anon as he began panicking and thought about pushing her off, lest she take too much. Fortunately the vampire still had other ideas and pulled back after a quick but intense sample of his blood.

Reinvigorated and empowered by her snack, Flan rolled Anon onto his back and climbed on top of him. She licked the left over blood from her lips as she looked down at the "sleeping" Anon. At this point Flan was certainly aware that he was just pretending given how skillfully he was just moving his fingers but she was well past the point of caring. He was going to give her what she wanted whether he was awake or not. Without waiting a moment longer, she slid Anon's member into herself. Flan shuddered and let out a loud gasp of pleasure. Anon too felt a similar urge but did his best to stay quiet as his erection was enveloped by warmth and gripped by his smaller partner's tight interior. After that moment of initial euphoria wore off, the vampire's predatory instincts returned to her and she began vigorously slamming her pussy onto his penis as if trying to milk it for all that it was worth. She came over and over again but her mind was currently so consumed by lust that nothing short of physical exhaustion would be able to stop her from pleasuring herself on Anon. It was only a matter of time before Anon could not longer hold out against the unrelenting barrage of sensations he was experiencing. He filled her cramped interior with his seed but this did nothing to stop her. Every time this happened, Flan gripped him by his shirt collar and yanked him up to her face level so that she could shove her tongue into his mouth and stimulate him until he was hard again, all without ceasing her own thrusting.

Anon felt as though he were spent. Flan had been having her way for what felt like hours and he was not able to keep up with her supernatural vigor. He finally opened his eyes and pleaded with her to stop. He didn't feel like there was anything left for her to take. There was an almost malicious glint to Flan's crimson eyes as they met with his. The vampire yanked Anon up to her face level by his shirt and commanded him to look into her eyes as he came one last time. Seeing the pathetic expression on his face as he dribbled what little he had left inside of her gave Flan the extra push she needed to have one last orgasm of her own, which she had without breaking eye contact. With that, she finally allowed Anon to slip out of her. The vampire smirked at Anon and announced her victory over him. She gave him one more tongue infused kiss before letting him drop. As he passed out, he could not help but feel as though he ended up teaching Flan a dangerous game.

The loud creaking of the bed, the sounds of bodily fluids exchanging, and the vampire's unsuppressed moans were heard by members of the mansion's day staff who did their best to ignore it and hurry along whenever they had to pass by Anon's door. The unfortunate maid who will have to enter and clean his room later is sure to have an unpleasant day.

>>42787336
Dangerous game indeed, Flan may just use up Anon completely if she doesn't learn to contain herself.

>>42787336
9/10, great ending and sexy lolidom. Only thing keeping it from masterpiece tier is a lack of you-know-what

>>42787386
Practice makes perfect.

>>42787336
A perfect ending. Thanks for writing with me Anon.

>>42788228
Together we turned Flan into a degenerate...

Playing with Flan...

>>42788389
Its okay, as long as Flan marries Anon and takes responsibility its fine.

>>42791143
Flan helping Anon work on his cardio so he can last longer with her!

>>42791143
I don't want to Flan to take responsibility with me.

>>42793007
Why not?

>>42793075
I want Flan to be a bad girl.

>>42793108
Becoming Flan's boytoy!
Getting pulled to the side and used like a rag!
Getting thrown to the side until next time!

Is that really what you want anon?
Truly?

>>42793117
Yes but only if she smiles at me afterwards.

>>42793127
Poor anon is gonna wanna fall head over heels for Flan but she's just gonna laugh off his confession and rape him for hours before practically ignoring him till she's feeling in the mood again...

>>42793142
Maybe that's what he wants because he's into that.

>>42793142
>>42793157
Hahaha of course not, I was just kidding hahaha.

>>42793169
What if it was too late to take it back?

Laying in bed with flan all day during those rainy days reading spooky stories to each other

Furan chwan

>>42796105
Getting a little drowsy due to being so comfortable! Cuddling Flan like a teddy bear and drifting off to sleep!

Waking up to find her sucking on your blood...

How did Flan's wings get like that?

>>42803041
Nobody knows but theres a theory that she was born without wings and that patchy helped her to make them each crystal representing a different element

>>42803942
Aw, that's nice of her. Maybe that's why Remilia holds her in such high regard and lets her continue to live in her house.

>>42803942
>she was born without wings
lol owned

>>42804407
Maybe Remilia did this to her then felt bad about it late and tried to have it fixed?

>>42726590
Unprutected segs with tons of creampies

>>42806262
Unprotected *

>>42806262
She is also a vampire and incapable of getting pregnant!

https://files.catbox.moe/3n2rx3.webm
Me and Flan-chan!

>>42810804
Oh shit dude what happened to you?

>>42810804
I see you became patchy's experiment.
BAD END

>>42810804
I have no mouth, and i must seggs

>>42811033
*GOOD END

>>42811333
A good ending means that you have full control of your faculties, not raping the scarlets at the limbs of the Patchy!

Would Flan rape and/or kill you if you turn her down citing her young appearance as a reason?

Sleeping with Flan-chan hugging you tighter everytime you try to move away!

>>42806262
Flan's tush!!!!

>>42814595
It gets painful and you worry she might actually break some ribs if you get fully out of bed! Have to scoot back to the center to get her to loosen her grip!

>>42813036
Flan isn't a bad girl who would kill others for such a reason!
Now rape...? Well it depends how much of patchy's "erotic" romances she's read

>>42811333
I see the Mistress and Flan are up for some roleplay. I love it when they act helpless.

>>42818091
They look like they're in pain. You should probably try getting them to a doctor before trying to breed with them, or they might not produce healthy babies.

>>42818163
The Queen of Cunny is always prepared for breeding!

>>42818002
Flan figuring that your reason for turning her down would be invalid if she just forces herself onto you and that once your pesky little moral is destroyed you will have no reason to not be with her!

>>42818163
It's okay they probably can't get pregnant anyways!

>>42819390
Flan thinking the world runs on doujin logic and that if she just rapes you enough you'll start to like it!
She just keeps you tied up in the corner and after session repeats, "you can't beat the cunny..."

>>42821432
Every time she finishes with you she asks you if you love her yet! You try lying to get out of it but she can tell! She isn't going to let you go until you love her from the bottom of your heart and at that point she won't need bindings to keep you with her!

>>42821432
Well, she's right. Flandre is the most powerful of the five legendary Gensokyo Cunny Queens, so I would be thankful to be stuck with her instead of someone like Wriggle.

>>42822087
Who are the other four?

>>42822099
Flan, Flan, Flan and Remi, obviously.

>>42822099
1. Flandre Scarlet
2. Remilia Scarlet
3. Chen
4. Cirno
5. Tewi Inaba (would be stronger than Cirno if artists stopped drawing her with massive tits)

>>42821580
Silly Flan! Treating me as if i didn't love her already! I just want to see my family again, promise!

>>42822205
She refuses! She is all the family you need now!

I wish Flan could smite every single one of you perverts.

>>42822132
>3. Chen
>4. Cirno
not in my heart. suwako-sama and rumimi are just much much better.

>>42828534
Sadly, that's just false. Chen in heat has a sex drive that rivals even Flandre, and even while in normal state her intense feline libido gives great pleasure.
Cirno's desire to prove she's the strongest also trickles down into sexual gratification. She will do anything to prove she's the greatest cunny, even though she will never be.

Would a vampire trapped in such a youthful form be happy to find someone who wants to fuck them despite that or put off by the fact they want to do it at all?

>>42830492
I'd imagine after about 500 years of life they'd have lost most morals and that as long as they like it than its good.
Good luck fitting their selfish and largely childish notion of prince charming however

>>42830593
I'd imagine flan would find someone willing to headpat her either a complete degenerate or said prince charming. If you are nice to her, she might even force her ideas upon you, consent or no.
Fun times!

>>42830637
Flan and Remi probably don't get out much, so as long as you're kind and treat them as mature adults then i'm sure you can at least become good friends with them!
Good luck to whoever earns their affections, you'll need it...

>>42830670
Funny enough I think it would be Flan who has the traditional notion of a prince charming in mind. Being the edgelord that she is, Remilia seems more like she'd want a dark lord to come into her life, so long as he is subservient to her at least.

>>42830743
Actually sounds about right, Flan having the traditional ideas about a boyfriend who'd court her and all while Remi would want a badboy emo type thats only kind to her and her friends(but not so much they'd fall for him).

>>42829507
Suwako has the tongue though. Plus her cunny is literally divine.

>>42830949
no, i will not fuck the soggy froggy, she's too old.
And besides, if i wre to headpat her, she wouldn't get embarassed and ask if she'll get pregnant, no fun.

>>42830981
Suwako making you uncomfortable by being the one to initiate! She wants to pat YOU on the head and sexually harass you!

>>42831040
I tell her I'm not interested!
She doesn't take it too well!
She hits me over the head with her ring!
I wake up in Sanae's basement!

>>42726590
have them all fart on me

>>42833014
You are the reason why Flan hides in the basement.

>>42833014
EWWWW

>>42833014
You're not Flan's friend, you're not allowed near Flan. I hope Sakuya gets you and formats every drive you own and then she kicks you in your nuts.

>>42833014
>>42726931

>>42830949
Pictures like this one scare me. Especially the details of what her tongue's doing at the very tip of that popsicle.

>>42833023
>>42833090
>>42833101
>>42833119
dutch oven
more like... dutchess' furnace!!

>>42830791
I always felt like befriending remi would be a lot harder due her massive ego and how she looks down on humans compared to flan who she seems to be more in the curious side

>>42834359
Flandre would be easy to make friends with if you just convinced her to play a game she couldn't possibly kill you with, as she isn't a psycopath, just weird and lonely.
Remy on the other hand could either try and flaunt her status and wealth over you, or be an absolute bitch for no reason, as she cares way too much on what people think of her, as well as being a spoiled brat who does nothing all day.

>>42835163
With Flan it'd be best to have a variety of board games to play as well as other intellectual oriented games.
If you must play physical games like hide and go seek, red light green light, and other non-contact games make sure there is as little contact between you as possible. Flan would understand that you can't really compete with her so she'll meet you halfway in choosing games!

fuck this homo crap, i'm gonna play house with flan. i'm the dad and she's the daughtewife, and we gonna have A LOT of physical contact.

>>42835876
Could Flan be taught to control her strength? Maybe if both you and Remilia try to coach her she can learn.

>>42835939
Dumb anon isn't even friends with Flan and he thinks he's gonna start doing lewd things like that! Way to impatient!

>>42835959
From what I understand its not that she breaks everything she touches but that when she gets excited she makes mistakes and uses too much strength. Not that she can't control it but all it takes is a small slip up to break you.
I don't know about you but when I play with my little siblings or cousins I do control my strength pretty well and even if I slip up at most they'd cry a bit from the pain. Flan's strength is like that but instead of making you cry a bit she breaks your bones, or if she's REALLY excited she accidentally let's her power leak out and vaporizes a limb, at least.
Hence play with your Flan carefully!

>>42835962
gotta take the lead with ladies, your overcautios gay beta approach is a sure path to friendzoneland.

>>42835987
Asking Remilia to make me into a vampire so I can handle Flan more effectively! Flan would surely be happy to have someone who doesn't break so easily to play with!

>>42835989
Flan is a classy lady and doesn't want someone perving on her like she's some two bit drunk whore at a bar looking for drunken strange.

>>42835989
>Wishes to sex the flan
>wants it NOW
>Thinks he can fuck flan after meeting her immediately without getting vapourised

Get a load of this guy

>>42836017
Alternatively you could also become friends with Mokou and get her to turn you into an immortal by eating her liver.
That way even if Flan annihilates you entirely you can still come back!

>>42836055
You wouldn't be any more durable than a regular human though. It'll just teach Flan that it is okay to destroy you and she'll start doing it for fun. That being said, she'd probably like you even more if she knew you were not only capable of being infinitely destroyed but you were also a source of infinite food since you will also never run out of blood, unless Hourai elixer blood is somehow tainted at least.

Maybe even Kaguya would be up for it if you could somehow turn this arrangement into an alliance between Scarlet Devil Mansion and Eientei. Fancy aristocratic types love their alliances.

>>42836253
Kidnap kaguya and force her to become Flan's pet!
Kaguya cannot escape, she still feel pain!
Everytime she tries to, Flan will break her legs!
Flan's so happy, she uses you as a hugging pillow!
She hugs pretty hard for such a small girl!
Have to go to the doctors for 3 broken ribs!
Eirin poisons you in revenge for torturing Kaguya!
Flan finds out, she's not happy!
Now she has 2 forever-friends to play with!

>>42836253
>>42836291

Probably should have worded it differently. Kaguya would might be willing to give up a liver for the arrangement is what I meant. Now, if you want to kidnap someone for this instead then Mokou is probably the better choice since fewer people will miss her and the people who would are not nearly as powerful.

>>42836313
ya but then i couldn't write my lil story

>>42836345
Fair enough. I wonder how long it takes for a Hourai immortal to regenerate from a grievous wound.

>>42836291
Brilliant

Threads like this one are the reason they lock Flan in the basement without internet access.

>>42841532
Poor girl is constantly lewded...

having a picnic with flan she wants all of the sweets but you want some too!

>>42845611
Flan can have all the sweets she wants!
I'd never deprive flan of what she desires!
Sakuya said she'd come and let me out a few weeks ago!
I'm starting to think she's never coming back!
Anyway, Flan's the best friend in the whole wide world, she even told me so!
What a smart girl, figuring all that out by herself!
I once suggested playing outside, she didn't like that so much!
She said she wanted to stay with me in the basement until the end of time!
I love Flan so much, she won't let me go!

>>42845677
Anon... you might have Stockholm Syndrome...

>>42845677
No, Flan would never try and stockholm me, she's far too innocent and pure!
She just won't let me leave her sight, even to go to the bathroom!
I love her so much, she's even sitting on my lap as i type this!
What a cute sight!
I never want her to let me go to see my family, Flan is my only family now!
Remy saw to that!
They're such caring sisters!

>>42845611
Can vampires get cavities or diabetes? I will have to confirm that with Patchy before I decide if I need to limit her sweets intake.

>>42845677
>>42845971
Of course, Flan is the best!
She'd never do something bad like kidnap you and force you to coddle her all night long or something!
Nope, you'd never be forced to play silly little games all day between cuddling!
She'd never lock you away not even letting you send letters to your family so that you're the only thing on her mind!
After all she doesn't need too! Flan is the best and you want to hang out with her all day! Forever!
And ever!
Please reply to this post talking about how Flan is a good girl, or she won't let me use the computer! Hurry i'm posting this while she gets a toy to play with!

>>42846580
Flan-chan has a very good cunny!

>>42846888
Flan didn't like that remark!
She found it "Gross!"
You are not safe!
Have fun being turned into sausages for the Scarlet sisters!
But you'd enjoy that you pervert, wouldn't you?

>>42846580
I want her to tell her sister I said hi!

Flan just sneezed please everyone say bless you flan!

>>42711348
https://files.catbox.moe/kgtcib.mov

>>42850552
She is a vampire, I have to damn her or it will deal holy damage.

>>42845677
It would be funny if Flan would put you inside a small closet after she's done playing with you or before she goes to sleep. "Sweet dreams, anon." And then she slams the door of the closet.

>>42850815
Mean!

>>42851684
Friendzoned by Flan. I told you man but you didnt listen.

Who would take getting daughterzoned harder between Flan and Remilia?

>>42851733
Flan would pout but at worst she's gonna rape you in your sleep. The Remimi is a proud lady, she would cry in her bed and curse you in a tsun-tsun chuuni way.

>>42851767
The oujou-sama would aso force Sakuya and China to start a VERY shitty goth-rock (actually just punk-rock) band just to show you dont mean shit to her and she's all cool and mature and IT'S NOT a phase okay!?!

>>42851767
Flan seems like she would initially be upset but try to win you over by acting in a manner she thinks is more mature while Remilia would take it as a personal insult and yell at you about all the ways she is better than you before kicking you out and seething about it for days. Maybe she'll invite you back after she gets over it a little but rather than the Flan approach of just trying to act more mature, she goes overboard and tries to act like a dommy mommy to give you the impression that she is the older one between the two of you, which she technically is.

>>42852062
When the insane little sister is less of a child than the one who's allowed out of the basement.
Remi isn't fair to Flan...

>>42711348
Based, they're an arrogant race that need to be burned by the sun

>>42854909
The worst thing you can do to a prideful person is wound their pride, especially when it comes to to something as sensitive as love. It's no wonder someone like Remilia who has been nothing but respected and obeyed for centuries would take being rejected for the first time so poorly. Being the prideful aristocrat that she is, she would feel the need to reassert herself as your superior and would go overboard in trying to do it to make up for her youthful appearance.

Never forget: it's always Sakuya fault. So dont hate the Remimi.

>>42855123
Please, Sakuya only has the best interests of the household in mind...

whats the thing that you love about flan the most?

>>42858248
I love how despite her power and family she's rather level headed and caring of others.

>>42851733
>daughterzoned
So that means they wanted to fug you?

>>42858520
Yes.

>>42858248

Her eyes.

>>42858248
I like the cute pointy ears she is often drawn with.

>>42858897
Are for licking.

>>42858248
H-her... c-c... lovely personality!

>>42861076
adorable and hilarious

>>42861076
Cute appearance?

>>42861076
Her congenial personality?

>>42859836
Like a lizard?

I personally really like flans hairstyle her side ponytail is iconic

>>42858248
Her soul.

>>42869905
>What's the most important thing about Flan?
Soul.
The soul.
>What about the Cunny?
Cunny is nice, but the main thing is the soul.

>>42787336
Writefriend, how do you write without wanting to kill yourself out of shame a couple sentences in? Do you just need to be extremely horny? Am I just too autistic? Please help!

>>42870279
not that anon, but having dicked around with chat ai's and trying to fuck them, i'd say it was hornyness combined with anonymity.

>>42870295
Well, I get the same extreme suicidal tendencies when talking with AI so it's maybe a me problem, but there is NOT enough Flan x Remilia content and I want to be part of the solution

>>42870768
>Incest
ewwww

>>42870789
Mang if you've scrolled through multiple pictures of a little girl in only underwear without comment you really don't have space to judge me right now

>>42870874
Perhaps, but that won't stop me from doing so.
I don't like yuri anyway so it's more of that really.
And no, futa's worse.

>>42870279
Personally I'm not even horny, I just want to entertain people. I have no idea how to do erotica but I'll still take a crack at it if that's what people want to see. As for the shame, there is none once you realize that fanfic tier stuff is inherently cringe and there is nothing you can do to not make it so. Might as well embrace it for the bit of fun that it is.

>>42870991
For what it's worth anon, i enjoyed it. I have read so, so much worse. And it's all in good fun, so who cares.

>>42870991
Wtf please stop lying, you are too good to not know what you are doing...

Nearing the bump limit

So long and goodnight.

>>42870279
Other writefag that helped with the story here. Personally, I simply have stories that I want to tell about the characters and so I write, be it lewds, wholesome, or darker subjects it simply has to be written.
Theres no such thing as cringe, just pure enjoyment and emotion

>>42870279
>how do you write without wanting to kill yourself out of shame a couple sentences in
It's called being an adult.