/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42676040
Demon butts drive me nuts.

PORTALS

NOW

whose cuisine will reign supreme?

why didn't you just let this place die?

>have a zombie maid since childhood
>for some reason she can walk with high heels without falling over
>she can also do her hair properly
>cook properly and be pretty good at chores like if she had extra hands
>but she can't talk properly and still growls and talk in single words
>never realized that your maid was a Whight from the start playing the zombie role to stay with you
I wish we had stories like this one more often

Is your monster sextreme to the max?

>>42676040
Hurry up, damnit

Need snek

I want witches to step on me!
Especially my dick!

>>42676055
what is gote chef cooking up for dinner?

>>42676040
OH FUCK! THE SNAKE PIT IS EXPANDING EXPONENTIALLY!

I hope your wife does not have any cringey womb tattoos, anon.

>>42676051
I’m debating if I should go for Anubis butt or Hellhound butt.

>>42676144
I'm going for harpies myself.

>>42676150
That harpy is made for running at fast speeds instead of flying, so watch out since those types of harpies have been seen keeping up with cars.

>>42676144
Nothing quite holds a candle to the dark smoky ass of a hellwan.

>>42676173
Vulva flossing

>>42676144
A graped Anubis who hides her corruption. Still carrying out her daily duties, but with an egg vibrator and vibrating butt plug that her husband has the remotes for.

>>42676226
That little boy about to “nuke” that tall angel’s pussy.

>>42676173
Hellwan with freckles is underrated as fuck.

>>42676055
im not a regular fan of pawed monsters, but id trust this chubby gote chef with my life.

>>42676055
This gote is cute and top tier.
Still she's going to have a tough time against P'Orc home cooking and Kiki Cooking.

>>42676072
The pillar yeti.

>>42676318
>Awa wa waaaaaa
>She's always confused about the Wendis following her and making weird sounds.

>>42676317
>a bunch of people get together to decide who the best chef in the region is
>endless shitflinging between husbands trying to explain why their wife is the best
>jabber in the back just enjoying everyone's cooking
>her refined taste from excessive indulgence allows her to say who is truly the objective best
>but she doesnt because it all tastes amazing.
>until the shitflinging ruins her meal, then she explains every single flaw with every dish in depth

>>42676361
>"S-so who won?"
>"No one did! You all collectively ruined my meal so the only one winning tonight is my husband after I take out my frustrations on his hips."

I want a beeg lilim to use me as a daki

>>42676399
i want to use big mamano as mattress

>>42676411
Same, I wanna wake up with one tit in mouth, dick in pussy, and only thing i feel is comfy

>>42676367
>"ah hello wifey did you have a good day at the cooking con- ow ow ow ok it was terrible"
>"those fucking FAGGOTS ruined my meal and now im only half full. i need your essence to satiate the rest of my hunger."
>"the food was that bad?"
>"no, it was amazing. but they broke my fucking table"
>"really? why would they do that."
>anon is thrown into bed as the jabber gets into position
>"something about a grain of pepper, i dunno. not like that matters in the quality of a dish"
>sex begins

>>42676423
Truly the life of a husband to a food critic wife is rough.

girls rape boys
it's the natural law
boys obey girls
it's what all monsters say

how gators should be built
>>42676444
>>42676444
nah it be, boy finds girl
Boy and girl awakardly try to fuck, slowly get better
Boy dominates girl sometimes, sometimes girl dominate boy

>>42676444
I got a better one.
Hags rape boys
it's the natural law
boys obey hags
it's what all the ancient monsters say

>>42676150
what's up with her right shoulder

>>42676468
It's ai, it's hard to tell as it's pretty good.

>>42676468
It’s ai generated I noticed it awhile back, but at the time of responding to it I didn’t notice at first.

>>42676468
seems like her arm became sidebooba
>>42676476
not really, it be quite obvious to me

>>42676476
>>42676481
I don't think it is.

>>42676513
it is anon, that is one of the many styles you can choose.

>>42676513
nah it definitely is, its obvious when you arent just viewing the thumbnail.

>>42676055
Wouldn't Dragons be the best cooks? Think about it.
>Long Lived
So they have plenty of time to practice
>Rich
So they have access to high quality tools and ingredients
>Proud
So I'm sure the idea of her husband eating takeout everyday would bother her

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you need to be careful in Sabbath town.
All the buildings are downsized so it makes you feel extra tall.

>>42676576
>All the buildings are downsized so it makes you feel extra tall.
time to put everything on the tallest shelves

>>42676594
Mwahahaha yes bully the loli monsters bring them to tears.

Wait a minute, this isn't a Werewolf!

>>42676558
holy fuck this art sucks

>>42676680
i'd agree its way too western for this place
>>42676648
i think she be a bunny, only bunnies are that bottom heavy

Geizah Butt

Geizah Tail

Geizah Smile

Geizah Friendo

Geizah Meido

Geizah NEET

I do not care for gazers.

Bunny Geizah

I care a lot for gazers.

Beach Geizah

Tigrs r stnky

>>42676773
Remember to be careful when you introduce your NEET Gazer wife to video games.
Start her out on some old school 2D games.

>>42676780
That cat is taking Anon's food! He needs to assert dominance NOW!

FIGHTAN GEIZAH!

I don't like Gazers anymore because they keep reminding me of that one Hazbin Hotel character

Gazer is not your girlfriend.
Cheshire Cat is.

>>42676780
Stink so good.

Magic Geizah

>>42676788
How are you supposed to assert your dominance over a cat who is twice your weight (all muscles)?

>>42676801
Spray bottle

>>42676801
yank her tail, retard

Geizah Cat

>>42676801
Just level your agility bro. Her attacks probably have a shitload of windup frames.

Geizah Dog

>>42676801
touch her stomach.

Geizah say "Goodnight".

>>42676823
Goodnight Geizah

>>42676823
>All of the little eye things get hats as well
Cute.

>>42676801
easy, the old hug

>>42676801
Humans were given a great gift to do just that, hands and the ability to pet and scratch with them. No monster girl can resist, whether fluffy or scaled, big or small, all can be brought low, if only temporarily, by the mighty human hand.

>>42676938
That weakness applies to humans as well

If the portals opened right now

>>42677014
A hag would bust down my wall and take me back to where I belong.
Her lap while she relaxes on her couch.

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>>42677047
big kots...

>>42677070
i want to get hit by a full speed shoghug

>Giantess Succubus finally found where you & the boys were hiding...
>WWYDN?

>>42676143
Everyone knows a succubae's womb tattoo is just babies 1st lust brand...
>Good thing they are designed to be temporary love/confidence aides and the lust inducing magic is minimal & bound to wear off within a couple ovulation cycles by design.
It's cute to see how flustered, horny, & naïve the little imp-lolis are when their mommy takes them to the lust brand parlor for the 1st time, though...
They just ooze excitement at finally getting to browse the oodles upon oodles of reference catalogs with pictures of previous happy customers flaunting their various boyfriends and/or see the concept artwork that their mother has fawned about since their own childhood.
>It's a real wonder why all those catalogs & hentai concept illustrations have never gone missing, been ruined from wear, or been stolen.
>Maybe they just sell extra copies of each out of the back? Or they use a library checkout/return policy for browsing them, IDK.

The custom tailored & permanent Lust Crests a succubus can get after forging the magical soul-binding marriage contract with their Husband is where it's really at, though...
>The fashion designers/magical crafts-girls behind them are utterly cracked Passion-ista's & Diva's of their trade & you'll never ever hear of an unhappy or dissatisfied customer of their work.

>>42676448
Gyaru Gator Gals with Giant Jiggly Jugs Jobbing & Gobbling Gentlemanly Guys Giant Jelly Globs, when?

>>42676773
Never let Geizah Neet gf play the dating sims...
She must remain pure and super awkwardly flirtatious foreva...

>>42676780
>>42677047
Lazy Stnky Tigrs require unconventional means to ensure proper hygiene...
Thus tricking her with flirtatious "catch me if you can" cardio and then bribing her with intimate shower-time after intentionally cornering yourself is required.
>a lovingly shampoo'd & floofed tiger, is a cute happy tiger

>Move to Hagville
>Grow to love new bakery, cafe, smoothie place, etc.
>Owner is carted off by a guy in less than a week
>Place shuts down

>>42677100
that's why i go with tried and true opium dens

>>42677070
>>42677087

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

good morning sirs
>>42677070
no no! bad shoggy! what did I tell you about breaking the website's layout?

Now that the dust has settled, what did we think of it?

>>42677212
kinda neat

>>42677212
I want my booty to become her plunder...

>marry a smol juvenile fairy
>she transforms into this 3 months into her pregnancy
>no longer wants to go back to her smol form, instead becomes very clingey and lewd milf
would you be okay with this?

>>42677212
I’d pound the hound.

>>42677281
Big friend

Where do I find “cursed” equipment for my flat party members?

Can monster girls help me with school.

>>42677307
Just fuck your haku teacher for good grades

>>42677308
But that's cheating and it's unfair.

>>42677308
>Haku teacher is already married
What do now?

>>42677341
Fuck the unmarried Demon principal

>>42677341
Fuck hellhound teacher instead.

>>42677359
>it's the counselour hellwan
>at least your religious studies grade goes up to A

If I wanted to do a plot with a darth vader type reveal of a monster that thinks she's human, would a succubus or vampire work better?

>>42677356
While i don't mind Demons being always depicted as officious, working high rank/ management jobs like office boss or principal since it makes sense with their whole "really horny about signing paper" thing, it makes me wonder
Are there NEET demons? Trashing around on the sofa with coke cans scattered on the floor and crumped up t shirts

>>42677460
>NEET Computer nerd demons that work their contracts into usuer agreements

>>42677460
>visit your old Demon childhood friend after many years
>she became a total NEET, apartment full of pizza boxes and soda cans everywhere
>you actually liked her so you propose to write a contract and set her straight
>she pulls out a crumbled piece of paper from behind the sofa
>it's barely legible from all the pizza grease and cola stains
>her terms are that you order her pizza when she wants it and play vidya together
>and cuddlefucking every Wednesday

>Stalker Kiki
>breaks into anons house and cleans it
>Leaves freshly cooked ford for breakfast and dinner
>Cleans laundry before anon does
>Indrectly removes "Undesirable women and friends" from anon's circle

Loli hag wife with q secret big booby milf form she changes to at will

>>42677472
Just cross out the Wednes part and we’re golden.

>>42677476
Sounds cute, until one night you will wake up to her riding you with a crazed look on her face.

>>42677476
I read "Stalker Kiki" and since they are slavic I thought about the AK74 bearing&artifact collecting kind of stalker
>>42677488
implying I won't be breaking into her house to do my own stalking at that time as usual

>>42677457
Vampires hate humans and see them as inferior blood cattle (until they stop being edgy and find a husband at least)
It's a bit of a trope but a Wight/ High intelligence undead type that hasn't realize she's dead yet is a better fit

>>42677457
Do succubus, Beast already did vampire.

>>42677520
Thats less darth vader and more zombieland saga

>>42677212
Pirates are always cool

>>42677526
>Beast already did vampire
link pls I gotta see this

God I hate Ao3’s tagging system so much because I just came across a MGE story/stories with the three letter forbidden name in it’s title that I won’t mention on here, thankfully I didn’t click on it to see what was inside.

>>42677590
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28177485
No the best, but then that sums up every Beast story.

>>42677476
>be Anon
>have sneaky stalker Kiki
>food, cleaning, ironing done etc
>start having horny sexxdreams about hot Kiki sexx
>like wetdreams but wake up dry
>wake up at 3am one night
>stalker Kiki giving Anon a deep throat BJ
>spongebaths Anon's cock clean afterwards
>every night Anon keeps eyes almost closed, pretends to sleep

>>42677070
I wanna hug.

Ded

>>42678518
Yes but you see the night belongs to the dead

>>42678565
It's morning for me, but I still want my zombie.

>>42678565
I’m gonna patrol the streets at night looking for undead neets to harass with social interaction.

Anooon! Come get some haaaam!

>tfw kiki maid finds the Suck Sock

>>42678606
Yes, they spawn during the late night hours

>>42678680
So do I, so they better watch out.

>>42678659
I'm just imagining some p'orcs yelling that to anon while hiding in a bush Infront of a extremely obvious trap with a ham sandwich as the bait

>>42677638
you'd be hard pressed to find a name that didn't belong to someone who posts here whose MGE stories don't contant the following tags
>Violence
>monsterboys
>NTR
>Millitary
>futanari
>Some fucking crossover
And even if you forgive all of that, the lore is so bastardised its not even funny

>>42678887
>Some fucking crossover
Not a fan of danny phantom or command and conquer anon?

>>42678600
>zombie
Now in MGE "RE Outbreak's" virus meter would be replaced with an arousal metter and if it hits 100% instead of becoming a zombie you get married to one

>>42677047
Love this kot. Way better than that stinky unicorn.

>>42677477
And when she does, she makes you call her 'momma', smothers you with her breasts, and is taller than you.

>>42678937
Personally I would love to be thrown in the middle of Raccoon City during the outbreak

Good Morning!

>>42678979
Gazer makes it a bad morning because she's mean!

>>42678979
Geizah! It's thursday!

>>42679019
Does this make a difference? She's unemployed you know

>>42678887
It's all headcanons with those people that they treat as the actual lore.

>>42679017
man, i love jabberwocks, they are the second best dragon subspecies, THe best are wurms

>>42676040

>>42679103
!La creatura!

TAKE IT EASY

It's sudden but you are going on a date. Resistance is futile.

Do your part to save endangered species.

>>42679103
What does it mean when an arachne has the black widow marking like that? Does it mean she's extra nice and cuddly?

>>42679142

>>42679145
>Listen Anon, I'm a level 20 magus, a master of spell and blade.
>We're going into that steak house, I'm going to buy you dinner, and you're going to have a wonderful evening.

>>42679188
I'm gonna start a war on 4mon by saying a baphomet could beat a lilim in a fight.

>>42679211
The baphomet would have a husband powerup so it makes sense.

>>42679233
>implying the lilim wouldn't
Why the FUCK would some stupid goat have a husband while the very personification of sex and attraction, a literal daughter of a god, remains single? Don't make me laugh. And a lilim could take a baph anyway regardless of whether she has a husband or not because lilims are so cool and powerful. What a stupid fucking website this is

>>42679249
t.

>>42679190
>"no"
>turn around
>grab her by the hand
>raise it to your mouth
>"WE are going to have a wonderful evening"
>kiss the hand
d-doki!

>>42679296
Anon no!
She's going to be giggly and heart pupiling all night!
She'll be mumble ordering her steak!

ded

Holstaurs are stronger than you.
https://files.catbox.moe/px4brr.gif

>>42679452
>tfw you got countered with her gigaton tits
>Face is covered with milk

>>42679474
>Face is covered with milk
Never forget. Holst boobs deal splash damage.

>>42679249
Lilim plz

>>42679452
What is this from?

>>42677212
https://youtu.be/UiSSXKjkTRo

>>42679490
very delicous splash damage. also the meaty the monster, the more hp she has

>>42679211
IIRC, weirdly enough KC has answered this exact question before. Baphomets are on average more skilled with magic and Lilims with seduction and seduction magic. However, lilims have a lot more magical power, and if they happen to focus on magic then they also outstrip baphomets. Though both are so high level that it's hard to make sweeping generalizations.

Though KC has also commented on another occasion that the upper lilim are all at least as powerful as a mid-ranking god (e.g. Eros, Bacchus) and we know from the books that Druella and the Queen of Hearts are as powerful as a high-ranking god (e.g. Ares, Poseidon, the Fallen Goddess, the current Chief Goddess, etc). So when it comes to those then I'm fairly sure that no baphomet could really compete with them.

>>42679155
I know I'm doing my part by exotic wife hunting.

>>42679615
>no Wonderworm babysitter to gently take my first time after she forgot about Valentine's Day

>>42679612
I don't like thinking about power level autism

>>42679652
Fair, it really isn't particularly important.

>>42679612
All that power and lims still can't get laid/find a husband
Lmao

>>42679659
You can tell powerlevel doesn't really matter from the fact the level 1 girls are the sexiest anyway.

>>42679779
Lolis are not sexy! Stop being weird!

>>42679779
This, I want to head directly towards the first level 1 dummy Harpy and dick her even dumber than she already is.

>>42679805
The first time I read that I mentally blocked out the "not." Theses brats are getting to me.

>>42679779
Nah, they are the last in my books, old meaty hags are the sexiest

>>42679805
Hag hands typed this post.

Which monster can make the best pizza?

>>42679641
>Wonderworm babysitter
Oh, that's kino.

>>42679805
>Lolis are not sexy!
Evidently untrue

>tfw ywn have a wurm babysitter or a holst babysitter as a young boy

How would kiki react if you ordered her to take a paid vacation

>>42680084
catatonia

old kiki is always the better option to have as a maid, more booba, better food, cuter and sexier, can aslo be a nun, nags you gently, did i mention is meatier?

>>42678659
Imagine getting smothered in a p'orc pile. Small hams, medium hams, and big hams. Sweaty, lewd, and comfy

>>42680141

The juice isnt worth the squeese.

>that h artist that did exactly one mg comic and you wish they did more

>>42680171
i'd feel weird having a maid
i think nureonago have the right idea

>>42680171
it is tho, since you get more of a chance of being able to milk your maid if shes an older kiki

>>42680174
If I was rich I'd happily bankroll any projects anons wanted to do

>>42680141
>She makes rich desserts and becomes sad when you don't finish them
You better exercice to burn off all those excess calories.

>>42680286
thats why shes there, for cardio in bed

>>42680268
I'd imagine it's more a skill issue than a money issue.

>>42680003
>all the monsters that know they are destined for a earth anon
>buying valentines gifts destined for nobody
>setting it up like their not-yet husband will see the gifts upon waking up
>laughing it off like they are one step away from breaking
many anons will be embraced with bone shatteringly tight hugs when the portals open as a start to make up for all the missed valentines gifts.

Which is the handsome onee-sama monster girl species? I like those handsome ladies that build up harems.

I want miss Wight to ohoho while draining me.

>>42680320
maybe we should put zombies in dresses and see what happens

>>42680183
pregnant kikis make milk
get a spry, nubile kiki in her prime and impregnate her for all the milk you could ever want

>>42680309
>Handsome Satyros onee-san who acts as your wingman and helps you build a harem

>>42679615
Same feel

nice monster girl image faggot
go back to /v/, we are here for monster girls not memes.

>>42680351
Imagine Whight blending in as a zombie trying to hold her ohohos from her herder

>>42680320
The more you cum, the haughtier her laugh.
Watch out if she has BIG hair drills, those are the most dangerous ojou type.

>>42680503
>automaton that takes hair drill seriously

>>42680351
Bathe her, dress her up nicely, and go to a classy party with her. You may not convince anyone she's a Wight, but it may go well if you make them think you really believe she is one and they don't want to be rude dispelling your supposed delusion.

Are "undead" really even dead?

>>42680555
From the Zombie profile:
>Furthermore, although they appear to be reanimated corpses, if their womb was originally intact, or an individual has received a large amount of essence, resulting in the restoration of her womb, then it's even possible for them to have children. In that case, the children born will also be zombies. According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by mamono mana. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.

>>42680567
So once dead, reanimated into an entirely different but living race. Very nice.

>>42680555
They were but not anymore

>>42677457
Infiltration model automaton who had her memory wiped.

>>42680555
No, they're undead. Not alive, not dead.

go to the tropical isles

>>42680738
But it's hot and humid

These tools produce better results the more I play with them and understand them, I will eventually make a hellwan that is pleasant to look at, though I suspect that giving it meaty paws will present a problem, at least for now until I figure out how to train it to draw them, but I must crawl before I can walk. Progress so far is a very thicc dark skinned wan that I thought turned out ok.

>>42680747
not bad for generic grey skinned wolf fatty, Anon just pick up a pencil and paper, people will like you better as well as art is basically the same process you just described

>>42680747
Some guy on /h/ already managed to get decent looking hellhounds a while ago.

>>42680621
I love how they always look smug while wearing hubby's shirt

>>42680747
>those stomach folds
.....nope, still looks like shit.

>>42680771
Liar

Have you heard of the landsknecht bogies that roam the land? Paid twice as much to be the clown frontliners of the great bogie and chesh goddess of trickery and mischief

>>42680818
Go ask about it, maybe someone will drop a lora or something.

>>42680761
I don't care if people like me, I am doing this for my own amusement and enjoyment.

>>42680298
>Waiting for a useless and dying husk
She's wasting her life and I will be dead before she find me.

>>42680873
yeah, everyone knows why shitposters shitpost. Now stop wasting images on your cancer and fuck off

>>42680873
if you want to play by yourself i recommend doing it alone

>>42680873
k, good attitude for an artist. also back is rather funky looking, could be better if you broke these images down into simple shapes then tried to recreate without tracing over them for the first bit until you can do just by looking. thats how most artists draw, they obverse and breakdown complex objects into simple parts first then add the complex detail after the simple parts are perfect

>>42680747
and yet the hands are STILL a dead giveaway.
ontop of nonsensical details, a lack of the hellwan's key features, and the shitty ears.

>>42680873
Big fat cat tats

>>42680873
>my own amusement and enjoyment.
then dont post here AInigger, we dont want to see the puke you call art.

>>42680873
Now you have to look into controlnet.

>>42680947
pretty good, still needs to be more focused and the shapes such as eyelashes and hair to not blend into each other so go over to a thread who would enjoy such images

>>42680947
>nun hood merges into hair
>hair merges into eyebrows
>nun hood is actually a cape
>the terribly fucked cross
>the mouth
>the eyes
>the eyebrows that cant decide if they are over or under the hair, while also being part of it
>the nonsensical lighting
yawn, AI shitters are so boring.

>>42680947
Thanks I will, I am thinking of just trying to perfect an 80's anime style of hellhound, I am just getting started with these tools so I have only the basic grasp of what is available so far.

>>42680947
>the hands are warped as usual
No amount of spamming and samefagging is gonna change the fact that it looks like shit, retard.

What if I just wanna stay home and watch Blackadder?

I just wanna go to their world and got to a mamano run art school so i can be better at drawing lewds t b h but i wonder would it be rare for a man to go into those types of schools?

>>42680970
AI does simplified and pixelated styles pretty fantastically. Could always go in that direction.

>>42680971
There are no hands in that image. Your rage at ai blinds you.

ya know there was a thread on /v/ last night, someone asked a AI nigger to generate a circle and cube.
it fucked up both of those
the circle was an oval and had flat sides.
the cube's sides were not equal, making it look closer to a triangle
funny how quickly the AI falls apart when you make it do basic stuff huh?

lets get off this topic, and talk about monstergirls who draw hentai

>>42680999
ok

>>42681007
I like her eyes.

>>42681004
I'm a big fan of Greta Rutkowski.

>>42680989
>hands
>ass is way too low
>nonsensical line behind the armpit
>AI cant decides what kind of leaves the bushes have
>hovering piece of fabric above the shoulder and behind the neck
>eyes blend into the face, hair merges into eyelashes and the skin
>hair also looks like she's moving or falling down, not like she's standing still.

>>42680873
>I don't care if people like me
>I'll shit the thread up with pseudo art and disregard what people say, despite having like a dozen of dedicated AI art threads on other boards already
classic AIshitter, it's like you faggots come out of the same assembly line or something.

>>42680991
Blind, huh? I noticed the fucked up multiple elbows immediately. Did you not?

>>42681024
>>42681025
didnt ask

>>42681030
Dont care. fuck off

>>42681025
chesh is sad, you had the chance to say "almost like they were AI generated" and you missed it.

>>42681024
>>42681025
>>42681026
HIGHLY suspicious

Get a life

>>42681004
Leanan Sidhe must be loaded with all the commissions from lonely monsters.

>>42681030
i dont care if you didnt ask, the world doesnt revolve around you.
now fuck off and post your mutant abominations in a thread that accepts them.

>>42681033
>>42681046
still didnt ask

>>42681039
>now he's pretending it's all one guy
kek so now you're claim every single post shitting on you are all the same guy?
>>42681053
still dont care. fuck off.

>>42681039
"get a life"
said the person that spends hours upon hours trying to generate a image that looks half decent only for it to still have mangled hands and nonsensical details.

>>42676040
Where can I find information on Carnneeeeee? I'm thinking of getting a commission from them.

>more AI shit

>>42681091
ah yes, the truly ancient Shinto fox

>>42681103
Sometimes it does feel coordinated but I don't think /monster/ is that into it. But on the other hand I think they keep the trash thread open constantly now.

>>42680747
Based

foxes are scheming, please wait warmly

>>42681091
>sexo the tattoo fox
>she puts her hand on the back of your neck
>see the tattoos on her arm light up for a moment
>fuck. its a spell
>suddenly go limp
>she's free to do with you as she pleases.

Are you buying the fig?

>>42681160
It's hard to match a Wonderworm's softness.

>>42681258
I got confused and thought you meant the fruit at first. I don't have figurines because I have little space here and I don't want to hear questions about them from my family.

>>42681258
i'll decide when it's made not just off the box art

>>42681258
If I can get it for sixty or so and KC actually picks up the pace on content, maybe. Right now everything feels overshadowed by two years of nothing but drama.

New windows for sale

Cringiest mg?

>>42681302
Imp

>>42681279
>made not just off the box art
Huh?

>>42681297
>If I can get it for sixty or so
I'd go as high as three hundred

>Surrounded by p'orcers
>Sniffing the piggy breath from multiple p'orcs at once

>>42681308
That's what some league of legends figures went for so I'd believe it.

>>42681305
He means when they show what the figurine looks like in reality. Right now there's only the illustration.

>>42681305
the quality of box art is not always indicative of the end product

>>42681321
How big is one seventh anyway? And it's up in the air so but I think this is a real commercial run and not handmade collectors, right? That would knock a lot off the price.

>>42681300
wurm proof walls?

>>42681321
What if they sader it?

>>42681338
>both of them actually don't work so you would get a succ/worm gf anyway
no refunds

>>42677237
yes, ofc

>>42681338
guaranteed* to keep away wurms, wyrms, worms (green, wonder and sand)

>>42681466
I want a Wonderwurm

thunderworm idly chewing on powerlines

>>42681333
>How big is one seventh anyway?
Going by the height of some other figures it means what would be chesh's real life size divided by 7. Like a woman that's 63 in tall (160 cm) would make a 9 in (22.87 cm) figure assuming she's standing straight up.

>>42681544
Yes. I looked it up and saw other figures going for 150 at that price. That's going to be a pass from me.

>>42681544
the average cheshire is what, 270 cm?

>>42681489
It's all fine and well until she eats a transformer

>>42681098
He only draws harpies.

>>42681553
>270 cm
She's a big girl for you.

>>42681572
imagine the powerful purring

Kenkou has a Patreon Q&A coming up. I have more than one question but since the Q&A has a one question per person rule, I'd like another contributor to ask this one (if they don't already have their own):
>I've noticed that a lot of the pre-monsterization heroines that you've drawn wear outfits that are lewd, not as much as their monsterized versions but still very flattering.
>I know that the out of universe reason is that its to imitate the fancy and attractive designs of JRPGs but is there an in-universe conspiracy behind it?
>Is fashion in Order lands being nudged towards the revealing to redirect male eyes towards human women instead of monstergirls?

>>42681665
there aren't that many monsters comparatively. if you're deep in order territory you could go your whole life without seeing one.
i doubt they're aware of any competition

>>42681665
I want to know if there are any rules to how cait sith work or if it's all very hands off from bastet. Do they have a council of siths?

>>42681710
Literally feudalism but the nobels are all cats.

>>42681724
In the most boring interpretation of things.

>>42681665
KC might have replied to a similar question years ago.
I recall him saying that the Order are hypocrites and don't always follow their preaching.

>>42681748
some of their teachings are pretty bogus.
i mean when 'female dominant intercourse' is forbidden what is a pent up heroine to do?

>>42681770
That's one of the few Order teachings that's objectively correct

>>42681665
I suspect it's because the Order has been suppressing any kind of "naughty" thoughts in its society for so long that the current generation of Order leadership are literally too innocent and sheltered to know what constitutes "lewd" clothing.

>>42681830
that's cute.

>>42681777
weird plants creep me out and the mere thought of them disrupts my sleep

>>42681770
>i mean when 'female dominant intercourse' is forbidden
Literally 1984, no wonder the Order is losing

>>42681777
Witnessed

>>42681897
>MGE is literally a story about maledomfags losing to femdom
Now I like MGE even more

>>42681770
Literally YHWH's reaction to Lilith. She wanted to be on top during sex and he's like "Woah there friend slow down that's against the rules".

>>42681938
Lilith is literal biblical fanfiction.

>>42681938
sinning feels so good

>>42681777
>>42681888
Sorry anon but these trips show you must get in the fruit

>>42681952
is that different from the other parts?
it's had a lot of iterations over the years.

>>42681916
Femdomfags are just homosexuals who haven't existed the closet yet.

I like to imagine danuki breath smells like shrimp tempura, green tea, and ramen.

>>42681952
If I remember correctly, there are alternate books of the Hebrew scriptures that are considered semi-true, in that there are some truths in them but also a lot of questionable content, hence why they're not part of any official canons, but that in some of these they describe the names of various demons and angels, their roles, etc. I think the one most people are familiar with is the Book of Enoch.

I've never read them myself, so I can't say for sure, but this is just what I remember hearing once.

>>42682047
please stop using a name.

>>42681258
What if it's a funky pop.

>>42682047
a archeology friend of mine explained this to me once, iirc it's likely she was part of some local beliefs and was integrated to help the new faith appear more connected to the old ways, before eventually falling out of use

>>42681665
Where do we submit questions for the Q&A? I don't see it on his patreon feed.

Sister Gloria looks different today, she’s breathing heavily and her eyes are cloudy. I’m going to palpate her femoral artery to make sure her heart rate is fine

>>42682157
uoh women of the cloth

>>42682174
lovely banshee nuns
https://i.imgur.com/yM5JxfE.jpg

>>42682047
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>>42682369
You know maybe I'll just get a home set-up instead

>>42682369
this reminded me of that new wario like. Pizza tower

>>42682369
Big alps?

>>42682379
All i do is grab some of the rock boulders my wurm wife carved for me, the infintiely dense set of axle barbell and plates, And the holy Inch dumbell set from My angel bogie wife

>>42682410
Yes please

mas nuns

My heart it hurts

>>42682276
Suddenly I have a desire to fuck a banshee in the ass

>>42682528
Cystral scale dragon? how does this happen

>>42682381
Ah yes, local Italian restauranteur destroys Pizza Hut, the game.

I'm really liking the idea of being the p'orcer chieftain right now. I can just imagine having p'orcers on either side of me in bed, getting to sniff their breath all day/night long. I toss and turn a lot, so this would be good, so no matter which way I'm oriented, I get p'orcer breath, scented with delicious BBQ.

>>42682532
you should, and as well make her smile
>>42682567
dude was defending his property and business from the threat of it being destoryed. I think a field rat girl would be best

>Anon tells his Kikimora maid he wants her to talk dirty
>She does not understand how to talk dirty and just starts saying mean things like "Come on, put some effort into it, faggot"
>It still works to his surprise and her delight

>>42682539
She hoarded so many crystals they fused into her scales.

>>42682648
So is she okay or does she need a deep clean?

>>42682578
I bet bapho breath reeks of hag. Do you concur?

>>42682658
She's okay, it's part of her now.

>>42682666
Ok, so how does this effect their scales strength?

>>42682678
Harder and shinier than before.

crystal dragons exist. diamond, ruby, emerald and many more. they don't have dragon breath, they spit crystal nukes.

>>42682703
how are they different than normal dragons? other their breath?

>>42682719
they might shatter and turn into zombie crystal dragons if you hit the right pitch.

>>42682662
If by hag breath, you mean cigarettes, booze, and sugar cookies, then yeah, probably.

>>42682631
I'm imagining a meaty kiki looming over you as she calls you a faggot and a retard in a broken slavic accent

>>42682786
100% guarantee you that when you're at work, she's not cleaning. She's gaming and picking up that language from what she hears online.

>>42682719
gem dragons tend to be aloof, solitary, self centered geniuses but vary depending on type. I'm just relaying old /tg/ knowledge. gem dragons are so pretty, I couldn't resist. also gem dragons have psionics instead of magic.

>>42680084
I'm gonna order my Kikimora to start a family! WITH ME!

>>42677133
>>42680168
>>42681312
>>42681562
>>42682025
>>42682047
>>42682578
>>42682771
>>42682791
>>>/trash/
>>>/discord/
>>>/neckrope/

>>42682786
That Kikimora is going to make me commit a crime.

tall submissive mamano! for pushing down and ravaging and falling asleep on top of!

>>42682926
that is also good, one that submits and spoils you

>>42682926
So holsts?

>>42681952
Like everything else in it.

>>42682926
8ft tall demon wife that could break you in half if she really wanted but is extremely bashful and submissive

>>42681042
>do a photoshoot for some stock photos
>you're not handsome or anything, just a dude in a suit pointing at some papers while other people look over your shoulder
>another of you in a meeting room pointing at a projector
>paid in cash, not much better than your regular job
>months later you come across some art on titter
>art that looks suspiciously like you
>go to the profile
>littered with art of you
>all kinds of art
>so much art
>half of it is porn
>description informs you that she's a single succubus and that the man is her "awesome human husbando"
>has a name for him that isn't yours
>hundreds of pages of fanfics about you and her getting married and having a family
>contact her on your burner account and ask about the guy
>she excitedly divulges more "lore" about the other you
>ask where she got the idea for him
>she tells you that an artist she commissioned help design him
>feel bad for her getting scammed
>inform her that she got grifted, artist traced a stock image
>link some of the pictures you took to prove it
>OMG HE'S REAL!
>pins a post to her titter begging for help finding "the real (Not your name)"
>monsters begin to pile into the comments to form an investigative comity
>minutes later they have the company, date, and location of the shoot
>you close titter and start shopping for a deadbolt

>>42682926
a drunk malef dragon with a venus build, scales replacing the lush pubes

>>42683052
>tfw some tanuki takes a photo of you in your historical pikeman cosplay
>Give a bit of a funny situation as in appearing to court a modern monster
>And after a year you see a tag on titter "the armored man out of time"

>>42683176
>as well as lots and lots of smut involving either living armor, dragons, hellhounds and other monsters as princesses, and lots and lots of angel on poor knight action.
>Tfw you paved the way for the new wave of the poor knight and the (monster) Princess smut just cause you wanted to be a little funny
>At least The neighboring troll and Ookumade dont know its you in those pics they are fawning over or so you think

would you date this bunny?

>>42683240
Looks like a nice bunny.

>>42682994
Damn. He's been drawing for what, three-four years now? Wonder what another few will do for his skill.

>>42683271
did you try practice every day?

>>42683271
Probably increases the amount of dicks that faggot can draw per day.

Fox camouflage.

>>42683288
I don't understand your question.

>turning the platoon of p'orcers patrolling the stronghold into a comfy, cuddle pile of plump, pregnant piggies

>>42667498
Case in point it's bullshit.

>>42683430
deep down, we always knew.