/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Keine

>>42659019
Ellen

>>42659019
Kasen

>>42659019
>keine
>alice
>youmu
>orin
>koishi
>aya
wish i were muslim

Keiki would literally make perfect goddess-sanctioned wives for /jp/

>>42659146
God mandated GFs when?

>>42659019
Kasen is perfect wife material

>>42659019
Mamizou. She’s a little on the older side, but she’s emotionally stable, it would put you under the protection of a significant faction in Gensokyo, and she would probably only secretly manipulate you for your own good.

>>42659058
By Qur'an you still has to pick four

>>42661955
She also has enough power to enter and exit the barrier at will so going on vacations with her is not out of the question at all.
Plus tanuki generally like people and are pretty relaxed over all. You really can't go wrong with Mamizou

>>42659019
Any of the 2hus that comes with servants. Being able to delegate tasks that a normal wife would typically have to do to a servant allows for more free time.

>>42659058
But why?

>>42659019
anon

>>42659019
Ran fits the bill going by fanon 2hu interpretations. I feel like canon Ran would be hard to get along with. Going by canon I think Kogasa would be really good, worst you'll have to deal with is her jumping out from behind doors and corners to spook you and her self esteem issues. Overall she's kind and hardworking, she'd be over the moon if she found that someone truly wanted her.

>>42676157
Kogasa is a treasure

>>42659019
Aunn unironically because she's a dog.

>>42659019
>>>/f/3492539

>>42677645
what the dog doin?

>>42659019
Kogasa.

>>42677732
Me.

>>42676157
>Ran fits the bill going by fanon 2hu interpretations. I feel like canon Ran would be hard to get along with.
In fanon, all of them are turned into wonderful and devoted wives. Even Seija suddenly turns into a well-adjusted and caring woman. It’s pretty pointless to discuss, really.
Canon Ran is probably not a great partner. She’ll always be serve Yukari first and foremost, and if Yukari wants to mess with you, she’ll go along with it, willingly or not.
Plus, Ran is basically a computer; she’s good at calculating things, but very poor at thinking for herself or dealing with new situations. She’d probably act like a by-the-book wife, as if she’s imitating characters from literature or self-help books, and her behavior would likely come across as uncanny, to some degree.

>>42659019
Unironically

>>42678535
Kogasa is cute!

For Ran, there was also something written about how she liked to attack humans and Yukari has to tell her to cut it out every now and then.

>>42679560
Ran goes into heat and hunts for an unfortunate male to hold captive for weeks... imagine the horror.

>>42676157
kogasa is awsum. kogasa is life and wife.

>>42679591
Right. MMD Ran would make a great wife.

Ran is indeed wife material.

>>42678535
>>42680076
Let's go over the pros and cons
Pros: Kogasa's a master blacksmith. Kogasa is kind to humans and doesn't eat them. Kogasa only needs a little spirit for sustenance. Kogasa's not a manipulative little shit like many youkai. Kogasa is a cute. Kogasa will never let you get wet in the rain.
Cons: Her need to startle may be a minor annoyance and she's troublesome when her depression kicks in. The umbrella stays on in bed.
Summary: A top pick for anyone wanting a more traditionalist marriage and relationship; a near ideal partner who's shortcomings can be rectified.

>>42681027
>Her need to startle may be a minor annoyance
Her trying to scare me will always be cute
>she's troublesome when her depression kicks in
It's alright, I'll always be there for her whether she wants it or not
>The umbrella stays on in bed.
That's acceptable

>>42681027
Is she about to be killed with a baseball bat there?

>>42683341
It's an edit, but you're half right, she's about to be killed by a gohei.

>>42677645
Dogs are pets.

>>42687334
So are women.