/jp/ - Otaku Culture

More than a bit wistful, however.

Still searching for you.

You deserve the best, after all.

>>42654011
Romance with hags!

>>42658605
You're socially gay.

Sexy sukumizu since it's still Aussie summer.

What I would do for Yukari to give me a shotgun kiss.

My AI valentine.

My AI Venus.

My AI violet.

My AI vvife.

My AI vixen.

Who are you talking to?

>>42661806
No need to concern yourself, faggot.

It's like the purple eyes signify "best girl"

I'm here to make Yukari pregnant and leave without ever calling again.

>>42665171
You're socially gay.

>>42665185
Dumping a baby in Yukari's belly and refusing to take responsibility!
She doesn't know what to do with her teen pregnancy!
Yukari panics and gaps her child away to a random villager!
Regrets it deeply afterwards, but comes back to me for more!

>>42654011
Thanks, man.

>>42665213
Try harder.

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>>42661716
insanel disrespectful

>>42665245
Filling the village with Yukari's unwanted half youkai babies!

>>42665280
Try 5000 characters.

>>42665253
AI is the future.

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>>42665374
What happened to her fingers? Looks like it hurts.

>>42665295
She's really going to hit those numbers, we're producing surprise babies every month!

>>42665486
Another post to pin up on your closet door.

Your wife is not real, she died along time ago.

>>42665506
Nothing's impossible.

>>42665496
Yukari starts to beg to be bred every time!
She has to start sending the kids to the outside world!
Bringing just a little bit of magic back to the world!
What a selfless little lady!

Yare yare daze...

>>42665171
Who thought I'd be slaying goblins on Valentine's day...

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>>42665536
Slay the gay.

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>>42665662
What an abrupt shift in tone...

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>>42665662
Yukari squeezing every single drop out of me every single hour of every single day to make more and more babies!
Yukari gapping eggs into herself to be ready to get pregnant again minutes after the last impregnation!
Impregnating Yukarin multiple times with each shot!
Yukari causing a big international incident that will take effect in 9 months!

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>>42665685
Six children that time! How does she do it?

>>42665687
Sorry, goblins belong on >>>/b/

I gotta say, the concept of hagposting is truly alien to me. Yukari is somehow appealing to you? Strange, strange, truly strange...

>>42665695
Yukari spreading my genes far and wide!
All those women getting immaculate conception!

>>42665705
You're just another goblin in the gutter.

>>42665725
Eight thousand children by now!
Truly remarkable, as expected of my cute Yukarin!

>>42665735
You suck eighty million children out of me every day, cockmongler.

>>42665756
Yukari's cute little womb sucks nine children out of me every 30 minutes!

>>42665773
Why spend your life memeing that you're me? Can't you just accept you're homosexual?

The 'kari is pretty cute yeah

>>42665819
Yukari's going to be sad if you faggots suck my cock dry before I come home tonight.

>>42665814
Little Gappy tying up her hands and legs around me to signify she's never letting go!

>>42665856
Please stop trying to stick me with your pin-prick dick.

>>42665864
12 children per ejactulation!
Ran and Chen are barely keeping up with getting us both properly hydrated!

>>42665881
Properly hydrated? I'm a dried fish with you on my cock.

>>42661385
>'stralian
It was over before it even began

>>42665907
Ran getting weirdly hot under her collar!
A little embarrased and jealous of all that babymaking going on!
She wishes she could get a turn soon!
Unaware that all her fertile eggs were already used up by her greedy master, but she still serves with loyalty!

>>42665924
Okina wanting to get involved as well!
Okina getting what she deserves instead!

>>42665924
>>42665942

Look, I can see from the shirt that you're a big fan of my wife, but please stay the fuck away from us.

>>42665956
Chen wants to be more involved too!
She's also unaware of the role she already played!
Yukari thinks her servants deserve a turn!
After this next batch!
Dozen batches!
Okay, ten dozen, but that's it!
Maybe...

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>>42665393
Insanely disrespectful
You are a pathetic disgrace

Thanks for the power-up, babe. *quaffs*

>>42665989
I need some weedsprayer.

>>42666029
Ran finally getting what she wants!
She will be allowed to keep the children!
But Yukari can barely stand it, she needs my dick back inside her now!
She's clinging to my back the entire time!
Urging me to hurry up!

Keep writing about what I'm doing.

>>42666065
You're posting crops of goblin slayer on /jp/ while some dude is single-dickedly causing an overpopulation crisis as he's doing your waifu.

>>42666088
A faggot is writing goblins at me as I slay them, while his faggot dog backs hims up.

>>42666065
Yukari can't stop herself from going even faster than I previously thought possible!
She's making sure every single sperm cell finds it's target now!?
She's insane!
There aren't enough wombs in the world to hold all these babies!

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>>42666088
Kek, godspeed sex man

>>42666101
Chen is crying about her turn now!
Yukari gives me a continous orgasm and makes me impregnate the kitty when she can't stand it anymore!
After that quickly dropping herself on top of me and still moving as if wanting my semen flow to increase even further!

Just the usual schizo tripfag. Worthless thread

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>>42666130
Just the usual Discord spam.

If only goblins would pay heed to stop signs.

>>42666148
Yes, Benjamin. You got it, it's us: the discord brony goblin cabal; we're right here and out to get you.

>>42666148
Every woman in the world now has at least quadruplets!
Yukari doesn't know how she's going to solve this problem, but it feels too good to stop now!
She's sure she can come up with something, and if she can't she's okay with flooding the entire world with babies!

>>42666183
Clearly. Your head doing okay from the beach thread? Just let Blacktan throw the goblins while you give him some ass kisses.

This Thread is fucking hilarious. Keep going

>>42666185
HER babies. Imagine random Woman across the World giving birth to blond babies. The shitshow it would cause will be the funniest shit to watch go down.

>>42666185
Every man in the world dogpiling upon your faggot ass. Could fit a sealiner in there now.

>>42666209
That's a good dog, kiss his ass, bitch.

>>42666220
Every woman filled to the point of near bursting!
Yukari has to search for alternative timelines!
Fortunately Keine (heavily pregnant) agrees to eat a large chunk of recent history, undoing the babypocalypse!
So that Yukari can cause it all over again, and again and again!
Each time faster than the last!

>>42666244
In a world ruled by goblins, perhaps that could happen.

>>42666251
Yukari mellows out after having so many babies!
She lets both Ran and Chen cause a few babypocalypses of their own!
Yukarin is having fun!

Yukari feels a little sad after getting impregnated so many times but not keeping any children!
She manipulates her pregnancy cycle's boundary to deliver babies in minutes!
She does this to Ran and Chen too!
Gensokyo will be flooded by a lot of children now!
Keine doesn't want to erase history after seeing so many kids!
Guess we will have to live with them now!

>>42666230
not even me lol

>>42666329
A dog kissing his ass all the same.

Lusty Yukari and her subordinates still drain me of semen daily!
But Yukari made sure no more children will come out of this!
For now...

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>>42666316
What's the average baby per woman rate?

gobblin my balls lmao

Sucking my dick, gobbling my balls, precisely.

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>>42666450
Yukari feels content!
Introduces me to a few of her friends!
Strongly hints that Hakurei bloodline needs a successor!
Or a dozen, just in case!

>>42666505
You're content to suck my dick all day.

>>42666513
Yukari introduces me to her ghost friend and her gardener!
They openly joke about wondering if ghosts and half phantoms can get pregnant!
Yuyuko seems really eager to try!
Miss gardener quickly excuses herself to the kitchen!
They're already disrobing!

Miss gardener - Youmu shyly asks if she can sleep in my futon tonight!
Yukari is clearly watching through a gap! I think miss Yuyuko is watching too!
I'm afraid to say no!

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>>42666572
Faggot.

Miss Okina came to visit today!
She pretended to be Yukari!
She's a good actress, she even got the immesurable lust, leg locking and begging to cum inside down!

Yukari HATES faggots.

>>42666620
Poor tripfag, still, I bet I can convince her not to kill you. I might let her lick my balls while I'm doing Chen tonight, she'd appreciate that.
Say "thank you Anon".

Seems like cosplaying as someone else really taken off in Gensokyo!
Yukari wants me to judge everyone's costumes!
First, second and third place get to be impregnated!

Keep it coming, faggot.

Yuuka cosplayed as Yuuka perfectly!
She earned second place!
Yukari suspects foul play however!

Yukari is now pulling random people into her gaps to get impregnated!
Good thing the pregnancy thing at least returned to normal!
There would be no local economy left if everyone had 20 kids in an hour!

Yes, keep inflating those muscles, gigachud.

Why is everyone so young now?
Yukari must have manipulated the age boundaries!
I guess there's no danger of impregnation like this!

Oh no!
SDM reports that they're lacking workers!
They've run out of goblins!
Yukari already sent me through a gap to help!
Someone has to impregnate all those fairies to keep the mansion clean in the future!

This is what /jp/ is full of, this faggot's and few of his buttbuddies' shitsmears, whether its disingenuous affection or just plain insults. A faggot that spams "Yukari my wife xD" threads then comes in mine to call her a slut. Trash I've been trying to bring attention to for ages, though everyone merely turns a blind eye.

Yukari comes in with another youkai to impregnate!
I feel like she's getting off on this!
She says she wants to repeat the babypocalypse later, consequences be damned!
I hope Keine can be convinced to eat history again!

>>42666740
Die mad about it :)

Yukari set up another contest!
Looks like I've become quite a celebrity around here!
I wonder who should I root for?

>>42666740
But you're doing all that...? Except you don't have friends.

>>42666779
I'll cry out a sea.
>>42666786
I go into threads to call them sluts? Get that faggot's nuts out of your mouth.

>>42666740
You complain and complain and yet you keep crawling back here, hmm? Who's the faggot here, exactly?

And here comes the babymaking!
Yukari is really into it this time!
REALLY into it!!!
We're gonna go at it all week!

>>42666799
You are the first guy to start insulting anyone, the first guy to bring up anyone being a slut, and you spam threads.
And you post in random threads to idunno, get attention? Pretty sure I saw you spam porn and those black/white pictures for some reason so you're definitely a faggot in my book. If this guy hurts you you deserve it.
I'd appreciate it if you were to go away.

>>42666812
>who's the faggot
You niggers standing naked in a circle checking out eachother's cocks, obviously. Who wouldn't complain about such obscenity? The blind.

>>42666848
Either you're a faggot playing dumb or you're just ignorant.

>>42666870
And a schizo making up situations in his head.

>>42666875
That's just math.

>>42666816
Done, faggot?

>>42666933
She's really milking me out today!
And she haven't relaxed her legs even for a second!
She's acting like she needs my cum to survive!
And she has this crazy look in her eyes!
It's so forcefully cute!

>>42666958
Chudbot.

Refilling my HP in a hotspring...

>>42667025
Hotspring full of hot semen!

>>42667039
Anon... why is the semen see through/ dark blue?

>>42667071
Yukari likes to change it's colors around for the novelty. Y'know, so she can trick people into bathing in it, drinking it etc. Besides blue is a nice color, no?

>>42667098
What a naughty naughty girl.

>>42667098
Yukari sure is a horny slut. Send her over to me if she's being annoying. I'll correct her like I corrected Tenshi

Keep it up, gobs.

>>42667127
Lick my feet, cuckboy. I'm off to fuck Yukari. You can watch.

>>42667200
Suck my dick harder, faggot.

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>>42667200
Go fuck yourselves, faggots.

Hmm Yukari might be hungry, I haven't fed her her daily pissload today

>>42667290
Okay then, you can't watch anymore.
She's going to moan my name, you're just going to have to imagine it. ;)

>>42667302
Always more gobs to slay it seems.

>>42667306
Imagine my cock out of your mouth.

>>42667398
Almost like my dick stabbing into Yukari.

>>42667435
Almost like you can't stop sucking my dick.

>>42667464
Yukari pleases random cocks through her gaps.
Go dump your manga on /a/.

>>42667519
Vacuum my dick.

Phew...

Home...
...
Yes.
I will go home.

Home is where the heart is.

I wonder what would make this turn out to be merely boring anyway.

>>42667743
The first time Yukari even thought about a break!
She's continously extracting sperm out of me!
Ran and Chen can't stop masturbating!

>>42669698
Oh hey, bugman Blacktan is back on my pipe, 6 hours and your bitchbrain's already starving for more of my cum, huh.

>>42669735
Turns out the break was so that Yukari can cosplay again!
It's good to have hobbies!
Now I'm impregnating "Reimu" over and over again!

>>42669753
Admit it. You're a cocksucker. You're gay.

>>42669762
Yukari doesn't even want to hear about oral sex!
She needs babies, now!
She wants me to make her more and more pregnant!

>>42669794
You'll never know love. You're good at corrupting, but it's meaningless. You are shit.

>>42669834
Yukari can't get enough of it!
Continously getting impregnated makes her even more horny somehow!

>>42669866
You are Shit.

>>42669878
Yukari cosplaying Chen this time!
"Chen" wants another batch of babies!
Chen wants another batch of babies too!

Tell me the one about the witch, the trench and the chicken coop again, Shit.

I'd like to have a word with my higher self.

More than just an Answer, going back to before I ever had to deal with these peen-leech faggots, consequence free.

>>42669895
Yukari still can't get enough sex!
She's already stopped getting impregnated!
But the sex didn't stop for a minute!
She's still holding me close!

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>>42670051
>Peen-leech
Sir that's a khezu.

Jesus christ this thread is in shambles
Just need MMD fag and the disaster will be complete

Yaranaika-level gay.

>>42672982
Unfortunately, he only shows his face when there's a Ran thread to shit up. Rarely do I see him anywhere else.

Can't you see that Blacktan only wants to hold hands with me for all the world to see? Oh, for how gay is he.
Wish I just want to leave a nice fart for him to suck up deep into his lungs, as the faggot deserves, like how his buttbuddy bitch sucked up his farts(as in this thread) when he spammed the 'importing' trash shit, 'hurr, I prefer this to the holoshit' Yes, yes you would, nigger faggot. You fags are Gay Eternal, and proud of it, prepared to make the whole world gay with your funkopop fort-portal of shitty Touhou threads.

Oh yeah and those ignorant enough to shitpost along with you faggots in those threads are taking goblin dick up the ass, just so they know.

based thread

Can't have nice things. The ultimate goal of 'union of mankind', with current corruption, will cause the very cosmos to become gay. Now if I could only rekindle love for Yukari from the embers, this might be reversed, but faggots can't let that happen. If it comes down to it, I'd rather escape into fucking oblivion, I'm coming Chen! Probably all the rest of them too, killed by cancer, corpses reanimated by faggotry, what God damned horror.

Yukari still extracting semen out of me!
No more distractions!
Only sex!

>>42679361
Anon, you need to stop, bullying the schizo isn't nice.

>>42680703
NTA but It's the only thing he deserves after shitting up the entire board for god knows how long

>>42669894
imagine the litter

im on my way to gensokyo

>>42680703
The schizo deserves much worse

>>42683422
You're evil.

>>42687102
He does deserve worse though.