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42309783 No.42309783 [Reply] [Original]

Help me, Eirin!

>> No.42309865
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42309865

>>42309783
Sorry Anon but Eirin isn't available right now. She helping me with something hard

>> No.42309964
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42309964

H.. h-help me.. Eirin..

>> No.42311772
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>>42309783
I believe Eirin is more fertile than most young yokai and some young human females.

>> No.42315341
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>>42311772
How many kids does she have now? Six?

>> No.42318243

>>42309783
Eirin helped me with my erectile dysfunction!

>> No.42322689
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42322689

>>42309783
sure anon. just lay donw on this stretcher and close your eyes.

>> No.42322819

>>42322689
If I wake up and find anything important missing, I'm setting the bamboo forest on fire.

>> No.42322854
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42322854

>>42322819
>he thinks his kidneys are important

>> No.42326212
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42326212

When i call her cute

>> No.42328634
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42328634

>>42326212
When I call her old

>> No.42331389
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>>42328634
When I call her mom

>> No.42335905

>>42331389
M-Mommy...

>> No.42336152
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42336152

she would appreciate it if you took off your shirt. your chest needs inspection.

>> No.42336992

>>42336152
Only if she takes hers off.

>> No.42337957
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>>42336992
Her chest doesn't need inspection. Besides i don't think you want to see those saggers

>> No.42338284

>>42336152
I don't want Eirin's gross womanly fingers touching my young and fit chest.

>> No.42342405
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42342405

>>42337957
Eirin killed the dinosaurs. Her tits blocked out the sun and everyone died.

>> No.42346713

>>42331389
When I call her "anata"

>> No.42346724
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>>42346713
>"anata"
"okaa-san"

>> No.42354468

>>42346724
Please examine my prostate, Eirin!

>> No.42356966

>>42315341
Do bunnies count as children?

>> No.42363846
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42363846

I love sensei

>> No.42367784
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42367784

During the middle of your bi-yearly health check, Eirin asks you if she "still got it"
What do you respond?

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42367959

>>42367784
>During the middle of your bi-yearly health check, Eirin asks you if she "still got it"
>What do you respond?
Why yes doc i still have my 1994 Suzuki Alto do you want a ride? You'll have to wait, i need to clean the carb a bit, the secondary Venturi is stuck closed.

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>>42367784
Of course Eirin, you're just as good of a doctor as you were tens of thousands of years ago!

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42368009

>>42367784
The correct answer to that question is
>What do you mean, "still", doc? You're so young, and more beautiful than ever!

>> No.42368871

>>42367784
Got what?

>> No.42368978

>>42367959
>1994 Suzuki Alto

eastern europe?

>> No.42369120

What would you do if Eirin tried slipping her hands under your pants during a checkup?

>> No.42369754
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42369754

>>42369120
bask in the higly alarming and unpleasant sensation of her wrinkly, haggy, cold fingers wriggling like worms around my balls and cock, and then masterbate to the memory for the rest of my life.
>>42368978
yeah something like that

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>>42369120
Tell her she has to buy me dinner first.

>> No.42375916

>>42369120
hope she says something like "is that your phone are you happy to see me" to what i will respond that it is my phone and procced to make my benis vibrate at will

>> No.42378968

>>42367784
Not with those gauche slippers she doesn;t.

>> No.42379550
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42379550

>>42378968
next time she will expose her feet dw

>> No.42385333
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42385333

kuso thread.

>> No.42386120

>>42309865
dear fucking lord that Eirin

>> No.42386205

>>42385333
Rude yokai is not allowed!

>> No.42387816
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>>42385333
your long past you're prime, aunt yukari. Stop being jealous.

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>>42387816
>your long past you're prime
>your long past
>you're prime

your awful grammar flatters the beautiful and young yukarin.

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>>42388185
I-i was b-being i-oronic

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>>42385333
At least Eirin doesnt need to lie about her age to swim in confessions from the boys.

>> No.42394363
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42394363

Why is Yukari so jealous of Eirin?

>> No.42394385

>>42394363
Eirin remains young and attractive, and holds the attentions of many suitors, while everyone immediately recognizes Yukari as a hag, and are repulsed by her.
It's typical woman stuff, anon.

>> No.42396408 [DELETED] 
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My wife

>> No.42398689

>>42388185
___Hag___

>> No.42400209 [DELETED] 
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I'm in dire need of sex therapy.

>> No.42400216 [DELETED] 
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God sex the queen!

>> No.42404104

>>42394363
Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.

>> No.42408451

>>42367784
"I could check right now if you want"

>> No.42411922
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42411922

I really like Erin. Shes very pretty and smart and I like characters like that. However now whenever I see her I think of this one gif where shes grabbing someone by the balls and kags watching as she gives someone a vasectomy and there was no blood but as soon as I saw her grabbing the guys balls like a balloon and the scalpel i closed the window. now whenever I look at her my balls hurt

>> No.42414981

love eirin

>> No.42416010

Was Eirin a virgin when she took the elixir?

>> No.42416051

>>42416010
There is a whole Yagokoro family on the Moon, it's stated in Eirin's profile. Since she is a chthonic Japanese god Omoikane (and we have confirmations of exactly this identification even besides her name), she can't be anything but progenitor of her clan, there's no one older in it but her. So not only a silly notion that such an awesome woman won't have sex is debunked by the canon, Eirin is canonically a true MILF.

>> No.42416078

>>42416051
So that means she probably already had a husband or still has one on the Moon thus meaning she wouldn't have sex with anon.

Sorry anons Eirin will never love you, it's canon.

>> No.42416294

>>42416078
if her husband didn't leave with her then thats a pretty good way to divorce someone

>> No.42416367

>>42416294
Yeah but she probably never made it official and Eirin would be way too loyal to cheat on her husband even if he's still on the Moon since she's loyal to Kaguya. Sorry anon but Eirin isn't an option.

>> No.42416371

>>42416078
>>42416367
according to my sources, Erin is a nice lady who would go on a date with me

>> No.42416374

>>42416371
According to my sources, she would not.

>> No.42416399
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>>42416374
one of us is wrong and its not me

>> No.42417608

>>42416371
>>42416374
My source is a rabbit.

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>>42416399
Those damn hags are always wearing such horny expressions

>> No.42426217

>>42309865
f..fine ill help myself

>> No.42427995

Hello this is Eirin's Lunarian husband from the Moon. No, you cannot date my wife, she still loves me and would never betray me, she'd purify anyone who tries to get her to cheat. Sorry it's not happening.

>> No.42429109

>>42309865
math? yeah i'd need help with math too

>> No.42432475

>>42427995
Get out of /jp/, dad.

>> No.42433167

>>42427995
You'll die one day, and when you do, I'll make my move.

>> No.42436567

>>42432475
Get a job.

>> No.42441819

>>42427995
Post moon pic with timestamp

>> No.42443644

>>42441819
Post Yorihime titties with timestamp.

>> No.42444096
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42444096

Eirin! Eirin! F.O.E!

>> No.42444150

>>42433167
As a pure being I am distanced from life and death and will exist for billions of years, you will die in a blink of an eye, impure earthling. You will never touch my wife.

>> No.42445798

>>42443644
You first

>> No.42445817
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42445817

i think its time to help erin

>> No.42446748

>>42444150
*ahm* *ahm* Moon Colony *ahm*

>> No.42451251
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>> No.42454276

>>42445817
I will help her

>> No.42455167
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42455167

Whatever it is you're facing brother, only Jesus can help us. It almost brings me to tears when I see that you hope in wicked idols that cannot save.

Only through Christ can we overcome the wicked influence of Youkai and have our lives fulfilled.

Please brother, for your own sake, turn away from these empty things, and embrace the true love and guidance of the Creator of our universe, who sacrificed Himself that we may have life eternal.

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Sorry christ but your god has no power here—there is no faith to be found. Your holy symbols can't even harm the vampires here.
Nice try though.

>> No.42455591

>>42455348
Oh poor brother, liar and ego-bound! What woes!

>>42451251
As you can see here, even the witches have faith in God and the sacrifice of Jesus. Your evil creatures not only stand no chance, but will only lead to your own personal destruction in a matter of time.

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>>42455167
I liked it anon, also her brooch turning into a [p] was a really good touch
>>42455348
even kanako honors Jesus-sama

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>>42451251
>>42455167
>>42455591
>>42455675
What fucking now?

>> No.42457829
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>>42455675
Jesus is just one of the many manifestations of Kanako. You are already worshipping her if you worship him.

>> No.42458153

>>42446748
Will never happen. And you Earthlings will never touch my wife Eirin, she will remain loyal to me even she outlives me. She would never dream of going against our vows. She would eviscerate anyone trying to disturb a pure Lunarian marriage.
You Earthlings will always be impure, your world will always be filthy and plagued with death. You will never match up, you will never compete.

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>>42457829
bakakanako trying to siphon faith form Jesus-sama!
Needs holy war correction!!!

>> No.42461060

>>42458153
> Will never happen
Merry and Renko send thier regards

>> No.42461166
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42461166

>>42309783

>> No.42461387 [DELETED] 
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42461387

>>42458153
If your supposed marriage is so great, why did she ditch you to go live on Earth with a criminal, never even bothering to send you any letters?
If you allegedly love her so much, why didn't you follow her down to Earth in exile?
And if your purported union is so completely beyond that of mere mortals, why does she always look so happy when she's getting ploughed by thick, young, virile, Earth cocks?

>> No.42461443

>>42461387
None of that happens, all of it is mere fantasy. We communicate using the rabbit who fled via the psychic network, she keeps in touch with her whole clan on the moon. I am campaigning dearly for the day that I can get Lord Tsukuyomi to forgive her despite the impurity she has fled to. If we had taken over and purified Gensokyo she would have joined us and been forgiven anyway. You can only dream of perverting the bond Eirin has with me even earth and moon apart because it will never be a fact anywhere except on the pages of your blasphemous manga. Eirin will never betray me.

>> No.42461462

I will bribe shinigami to find and kill all of you earthlings who dare insult the marriage bonds of me and my wife Eirin. You will be killed like the impure dogs you are for your vulgarity.

>> No.42462513
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42462513

Eirin isn't just smart, she's tough too! My treatment is between 5 and 10 ccs onto her abs daily!
>>42461462
Your "Marriage" is an amusing farce! Her only true devotion is to Kaguya-same with whom she will spend their eternity as immortals! You are a passtime of at most a century and will be forgotten once you are gone!
Despair! Despair in your mortality, even as you celebrate that you do not share their fate!

>> No.42465200

>>42462513
sex

>> No.42465211

>>42462513
You'll be dead soon for the posts you've made, earthling. Nobody besmirches the Yagokoro clan and gets away with it. None of you will EVER touch my wife Eirin.

>> No.42465360

>>42461443
Imagine serious thinking that Eirin would ever be stupid enough to use the rabbit gossip network to transmit anything of importance.
I bet you're not even actually a Lunarian. You must be a moon rabbit with an Eirin body pillow, desperately trying to convince yourself that she is your wife, while cowering in fear from the idea that the Americans might return and destroy you.

>> No.42465802
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42465802

>>42465211

>> No.42465863
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Cute doctor

>> No.42470630

>>42465863
*old

>> No.42473197
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42473197

Her title should be "Boobs of the Moon"

>> No.42479726

>>42473197
Why?

>> No.42483270

>>42479726
because her boobs are massive.

>> No.42487964

>>42483270
Looks tiny.

>> No.42489915

New Miko.

>> No.42489917
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>>42489915
forgot picture www

>> No.42492703

>>42309783
hello nurse

>> No.42498250
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42498250

>this here says you have erectile dysfunction
>can I take a look at it?

>> No.42499944

>>42498250

weird, i came for my cold and now i have ED...could i take at your qualification doc?

>> No.42500087

>>42498250
Who wouldn't?

>> No.42500587

>>42498250
Well, that's a weird thing to put down incorrectly. No need to waste our time with an examination, though, doc. Let me tell you, my dick works fine.

>> No.42500814

>>42487964
YOUR BOOBS ARE TINY!!

>> No.42505457

>>42489917
This Reimu looks WAY better

>> No.42505500

Eirin wouldn't really betray her Lunarian husband, would she?

>> No.42505577
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>>42499944
>hmm
>(i need to punish reisen after this)
>>42500587
can you show me (just to be sure)

>> No.42505796

>>42505500
Can't betray someone who doesn't exist, anon.

>> No.42505821

>>42505796
But he was shitposting us from the Lunar Capital in this very thread and sending death threats to people attracted to his wife!

>> No.42509927

>>42505821
We know that guy is clearly just some delusional loser.
He's just been seething ever since Eirin left the moon to be with her favourite princess forever.

>> No.42512542

Sexy Doctor Eiriin

>> No.42515589

>>42505457
Way stronger, too. And nicer, and smells nicer.

>> No.42521089
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>>42512542

>> No.42521641

>>42505821
Eirin deserves a better husband than a screeching impotent moon loser who doesn't even love her enough to join her in exile anyway. They might as well be divorced already, meaning Eirin is single.

>> No.42524510

>>42427995
>>42444150
>>42458153
>>42461443
>>42465211
"Your wife" defiled the laws of the moon and got herself exiled because of Kaguya, not you.
"Your wife" has been living 384,400 km away from you, under the same roof as Kaguya, for over a millennium.
"Your wife" never speaks about you in terms that might suggest she misses you. Actually, she never speaks about you at all.
"Your wife" made the immortality elixir for Kaguya, not you. As billions of years pass, she will remain as Kaguya's faithful servant, while barely remembering you.

>> No.42531866

My wife Eirin

>> No.42541542

>>42531866
You're wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>> No.42541670

>>42541542
don't call me dude, buddy

>> No.42543425

the paizuris are okay but the manko...

>> No.42547351

>>42541670
I'm not your buddy, pal.

>> No.42547479

>>42547351
he is not your pal, friend

>> No.42550007

>>42547479
I'm not your friend, buddy!

>> No.42550725
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42550725

>>42550007
>>42547479
>>42547351
Upvoted

>> No.42552437

>>42543425
Crusty, smelly, unused for 1000s of years

>> No.42553460
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42553460

>>42552437
just the way I like em

>> No.42558370

>>42553460
That soldier is a spy!

>> No.42561556

>>42553460
damn

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>>42561556

>> No.42566567
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42566567

Hey Eirin, would you make me a sandwich?

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>>42566567

>> No.42571271

>>42566642
You're fired.

>> No.42575949
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42575949

>> No.42579779
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42579779

>> No.42586293
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42586293

imagine the everything

>> No.42589811

>>42586293
So fertile!

>> No.42595189

>>42589811
Does being immortal mean you produce infinite eggs?

>> No.42600999

>>42595189
Yes

>> No.42602624

>>42600999
Trips of enlightenment.

>> No.42608314
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42608314

pretty doctor lady

>> No.42615419

>>42608314
What's she gonna do with Mokou and Kaguya when the universe ends?

>> No.42617068

>>42615419
floating around

>> No.42620526

>>42617068
Sounds chill.

>> No.42624347

>>42608314
very cute

>> No.42628301

>>42615419
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_first_part
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_second_part
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_immortal_who_saw_the_death_of_the_universe_final_part

>> No.42632055

>>42309865
It's actually criminal that Eirin isn't a mother

>> No.42633760

>>42632055
She is like a mom to Kaguya almost. Probably has to wipe her ass after she shits.

>> No.42642709

What does she smell like?

>> No.42643505

>>42642709
drugs of questionable nature and fresh blood,what else

>> No.42650775

>>42643505
I thought maybe she smelled like sterilization and rabbit poop.

>> No.42651912

>>42632055
She has an entire clan she left behind on the moon

>> No.42658588
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42658588

Kaguya's suitors really just wanted to get close to Eirin.

>> No.42665394
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42665394

>>42658588
But Eirin wasn't even around at the time.

>> No.42669607

Saving Eirin-sama!

>> No.42674597

>>42658588
I love how sexy she looks in black lingerie

>> No.42677001
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42677001

>>42674597
She looks sexy in everything.

>> No.42680836

>>42677001
What a beautiful young nurse!

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42680845

>>42680836
>young

>> No.42680931
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>>42680836
>young

>> No.42680958
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42680958

>>42680836
>nurse

>> No.42682457

>>42680931
She clearly dresses like a high school student.
>>42680958
She's not a proper doctor yet.

>> No.42685038

>>42680931
She's only a couple billion years old!

>> No.42689636

>>42682457
>She's not a proper doctor yet.
Study harder!

>> No.42693018

>>42689636
I would study medicine if eirin were my professor.

>> No.42693082

Getting scolded by Eirin for making mistakes on her test...

>> No.42693214

>>42658588
I want to smell that beautiful bra.

>> No.42695825

>>42693214
i swear bra fetish is the peak of fetishes.

>> No.42702217

>>42693214
I want to lick Eirin's pits

>> No.42711875

>>42693082
Mistakes on a physical exam?

>> No.42715515

>>42711875
Accidentally cut off Reisen's ear.

>> No.42715675

>>42715515
which one

>> No.42719781

>>42715675
the right one.

>> No.42723846
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42723846

>> No.42724631

>>42723846
Stop exposing yourself Eirin :(

>> No.42726998
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42726998

I neglected to wear a groin guard while wrestling today and got hit in the ball
Does sensei have a treatment for this

>> No.42729710

>>42724631
It's not exposure. It's treatment.

>> No.42736691

>>42726998
Dumb anon

>> No.42736917
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42736917

>>42736691
that's true
but my balls have taken worse hits
so i think i should be fine

>> No.42737063
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42737063

She's doing a study on the Coolidge effect. Plenty of female volunteers at Eientei, but no males so far. Are you interested in signing up?

>> No.42737093
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42737093

>>42737063
i am concerned about the moral implications of this experiment
I don't have a problem being part of the control group tho

>> No.42739861

>>42737063
Can i kiss her?

>> No.42742974
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42742974

Mommy doctor

>> No.42744161
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42744161

i will help eirin back from page 10

>> No.42746252

>>42744161
Has an Eirin thread ever reached the bump limit?

>> No.42747618

Why didnt Eirin help Ran when she needed it most? She could have easily prevented her death but... The cancer was just ignored and left there. Did our miracle doctor have an ulterior motive?

>> No.42748997

>>42742974
How does titty doctor fire bow without twanging her milkers?

>> No.42749719

>>42748997
Her boobs are immortal, so she just cuts them off to take a shot and they grow back in a few hours.

>> No.42753333

Eirin is so old she has grey hair

>> No.42753483

>>42749719
That sounds like it would be extremely painful.

>> No.42755555

>>42744161
With lingerie like that the doc will never die!

>> No.42755741

>>42746252
I know Eirin never reached my fap limit

>> No.42759976
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42759976

>>42755741
the P-Cup saga made me whack it like crazy.

>> No.42760193

>>42759976
the penis cup? haha anon your so gaaay

>> No.42760262
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42760262

Eirin tripped!

>> No.42760289

>>42760262
What's Tewi look so shocked for?

>> No.42760397

>>42760289
It was meant for Reisen. now Tewi's in trouble.

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>> No.42764059

Goodbye, doc.

>> No.42764391

>>42764059
Eirin's thread will never truly die.

>> No.42769313

>>42760262
Tripping over a banana peel? That's a new one.

>> No.42771829

>>42769313
Her reflexes and motor skills aren't what they used to be.

>> No.42775055

>>42759976
This series' Eirin is so far out of character that it just becomes disgusting, honestly.

>> No.42776920
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42776920

>>42775055
It's porn, don't expect it to adhere to anything. I never pay attention to the dialog in these things anyway, I'm just here for the tits.

>> No.42776945
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42776945

good morning dr boobs

>> No.42777155
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42777155

>>42776920
If I just wanted to get off, I'd watch regular people porn, or read original doujins.
I fap to Touhou doujins because I like these characters and want to see them engage in thrilling sexual adventures, but they need to at least be reasonably in character for it to work, otherwise my dick remains completely flaccid.
The guy needs to be likeable, too. Give me a reason to believe that the girl would want to enter a relationship with the guy, instead of just making him nothing but a sex-obsessed faggot.
It doesn't even need to be a good chunk of the story. Just a couple pages of the guy showing some personality traits that the girl would care for in her partner is enough to fill in the blanks. Just a bit of sincere love before the sex is all that I ask for.

>> No.42778968

>>42553460
Too old

>> No.42782889

>>42760262
Dumb Tewi

>> No.42784529
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42784529

>>42782889
not the first time

>> No.42787753

>>42784529
I think that is a very exaggerated pose for a fall...

>> No.42790989

>>42776945
I love this old woman's tits

>> No.42791351
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42791351

Look at this hip, young woman

>> No.42795711

>>42791351
I want to get her pregnant

>> No.42797142

>>42791351
so cute!

>> No.42797562

>>42795711
It's a shame her sweet humongous saggers will never be used for their intended biological purpose (apart from that of attracting a mail) because her ovaries are empty and her uterus is dry.

>> No.42801384

>>42797562
She is forever young therefore she is forever fertile!

>> No.42803436

>>42797562
it's fine the way it is

>> No.42803717

>>42776945
What's with her neck?

>> No.42806010

>>42797562
I want to get her uterus wet

>> No.42810127

>>42803717
It's drying up

>> No.42810638
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42810638

>>42806010
you can't. it's over.

>> No.42810940

>>42810638
I have never wanted to perform a mating press so violently in my life.

>> No.42810969

>>42777155
so true!

>> No.42811492

>>42791351
Where she goin'?

>> No.42811656

>>42811492
To buy heroin for reisen

>> No.42814088

>>42811656
Can't she just make some?

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42816375

>>42810940
really?

>> No.42816408

>>42816375
The thought of defiling the sexy moon doctor by forcing her womb open and cumming inside her until it fills up like a balloon is a frequent one in my mind. She can do what she likes later, but nothing can unfuck her tight porcelain crack, and i will forever be the one to have heard her squeal in erotic delerium.

>> No.42822476

>>42816408
be careful, you might break her, and it takes time to heal.

>> No.42831866

Why does she use a bow when guns are readily available?

>> No.42831888

>>42831866
It was the style at the time. She's very old, y'know?

>> No.42837476

>>42831866
Her bow is stronger

>> No.42837688 [DELETED] 

>>42309783

>> No.42840887

>>42831866
Stuck in the past.

>> No.42842002

I need to breed the doc!

>> No.42847517

I need doctor Eirin!

>> No.42847545

>>42309783
Could Eirin be if not a perfect, at least good waifu?
>Lunarians are mega racist (Very based)
>Super intelligent (Your autistic ass might actually be understood)
>Dommy mommy (Assuming she likes you, you won't have to actually do anything)
>Already takes care of a NEET (Become friends with Kaguya, shitpost together)
> Massive milkies
Could Eirin be a loving wife?

>> No.42848729

>>42847545
No because Looking after Kaguya is a 24 hour job. She;ll have no time to spend with you. You will always be second to the NEET-hime.

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