/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

dont forget anons: despite how lovey and dovey they are on the outside, cupids actually have a massive arsenal of demon silver weapons they are just itching to try out.
wont you make her day and be ignorant?

post ya nuns, post ya nuns it be nunday

BEHOLD

>>42646356
Are fox hags unbalanced?

>>42646356
i see not a nun

>>42646368
Unbalanced, unhinged, crazed from loneliness.

>>42646345
Realm silver play sounds interesting. On the other hand, I imagine it's like having an area numbed for a brief surgery. It doesn't hurt, but you can still feel something poking around in there, ack.

Cheshire Cat is great and all, but where is the official Gazer figurine?

enjoy a glass of fresh, pure Marune mamono milk in plain, chocolate or strawberry today.
Marune, our girls are built for dairy.

>>42646341
Get canadian healthcare you shitposting faggot

>>42646394
i only take wurm jabberwock, bogie milk, do they have those flavors?

>>42646373
I offer myself to hags

>>42646373
>when she finds out that cute man she's been texting was a Cheshire catfishing her the whole time
Have Cheshires gone too far?

Be careful of beastmen that act like they don't want to shower/bath, they're just trying to lure you into the tub so that when you try to wash them, you have sweaty, soapy shower sex instead!

>>42646373
>young foxes are calm and cool because they accept the male shortage
>the hags are actually feral sex beasts because they've been here since the transformation and STILL dont have a male to fuck.

I need a reprooducer

>>42646452
AHHHH IM REPRODOOOOCING

>>42646413
a well endowed wurm on a dairy farm. some poor anon will be repairing fences and stalls all day

>>42646437
have a lot less popular hag then

>>42646473
>tfw shes 4 times your size
perfect

>>42646477
thats most wurms tho, and wurm herding is pretty easy, just need some good music and they will follow you while slithering to the beat

>>42646473
Big rabbits are for picking fights with

>>42646501
Big rabbits are for using as big fluffy warm mattresses

Remember to call fox hags cradle-robbers. They love that.

>>42646516
>>42646516
imma call them chicken diddlers

>>42646333
Fat Doppel ass in high demand lately?
>>42646484
I dunno, seed makes for an unusual fertilizer, it's normally supposed to be sown.

How big and tall are amazoness on average?

>>42646550
they are 4'5"

Please don't disturb her, she's computing how much she loves you
it is a very lengthy calculation

>>42646550
As big and tall as they need to be within reason

>>42646571

>>42646385
Yes and no. As far as I understand it it wounds your mana rather than your physical body. So in one way yeah, it'd make your limbs lose strength similar to how muscle relaxants or anesthesia work but it's also more fun to imagine it making that area more sensitive to touch as well. With a throbbing, dull heat spreading from the area you were cut by a realm silver weapon.

>>42646550
Tall enough to carry her husband with ease, at minimum.

>>42646333

>>42646558
Womenlet lmao

>>42646637
He's pulling your leg.

>>42646345
>Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six arrows or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow all the mana in your body clean out, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

the only crime that is not gay is tax evasion

>>42646333
Squid milk.

>>42646725
Squid milking.

>>42646356
>>42646373
>Adventurer anon comes by a hag fox
>Checks her status
>Sex starved (STR+++, DEF++, SPD++++)
>Hungry Womb (Deals double DMG vs males)
>Crazy (Immune to charisma skills)
>Desperate for love (Insta-loses to seduction skills)
>9 wicked tails (inflicts a mofu debuff to physical attackers)
>Milk-prone (+400% milk production when pregnant)

>>42646671
What if I don't have legs?

>>42646388
Eye stalks would be a pain to deal with.
Same with that long wild hair and all that goo too.
Now that I think about it, it's a miracle that she receives so much fanart despite being hard to draw.

>>42646744
How are you supposed to counter this? The charisma resistance makes any seduction skill checks more likely to fail, and the boosted strength and 2x damage means a fight is practically one sided unless you get a lucky critical hit.

>>42646744
You're forgetting the secret +300% fixable modifier. It doesn't show up in the overlay, but data miners have confirmed that foxes will go from ravenous love-starved spinsters to domestic giga-milfs in a fraction of the time of any other mamono besides kikis and shogs.

>>42646763
thats why you just dress nice and ask if she has enough wits to understand you so she can clean herself up so she can go on a date with you

I'm going to stab myself with the no love arrow so my potential monster partner doesn't have to deal with me or my problems

>>42646750
You get an assistance wan.

>>42646750
then crawl or run with your hands to greilas clinc

>>42646349
I love nunday~

>>42646368
they're perfectly safe provided you follow the OSHA guidelines

>>42646500
Wurms cannot resist a good beat

>>42646821
tend to also to be known as mofu holsts since there are villages of very old foxes whos bodies are so meaty and fertile that they lactate normally with being pregnant
>>42646843
they have cute little dances for everything

>>42646861
>withoug being pregnant
fuck i need to sleep but sleep is for the weak

cheshire's the first time i've entertained the idea of buying a figurine.
stupid cat get out of my head

>>42646879
that other anon wasn't joking when he said they were a year out at best.

>>42646884
that doesn't make the cat get out of my head

>Chesh stumbles upon a very tired and depressed Anon
>Makes it her job to get Anon to smile
Romantic comedy or something I guess?

>want to cuddle and pillow talk a monster who rapes and is rough in bed
>would probably fall asleep after all the cooming
I’ll stay awake next time! I swear!

>>42646446
Trolling ancient foxes is the last thing Cheshire-chan should do

>>42646907
>big monster wife takes pride in fucking you into a coma
>loves feeling you fall asleep on top of her after demolishing your pelvis
>you try your best to stay awake and pillow talk her before passing out
>fail every time
>one night you manage to mumble something about discussing daughter names before passing out
>wife is less rough the next time you fuck

>>42646933
>Cheshire chan was cursed to be Cheshire-obasan

>>42646947
i mean they're already sort of cursed by QoH
how many curses can you pack in there?

>>42646963
>sort of cursed by QoH
In their case she did it as a blessing.

>>42646961
>pov: the morning after

>oniwife promises she’ll crush less bones than usual tonight
>she’s fucking lying again

>>42646963
not much since shes now doomed to grow as old the poor nice old fox she trolled and stilll be alone and she will be as meaty and saggy as her as well

>What are you doin' in my swamp?

>>42647001
i was thrown as sacrifice, o lady of the swamp

>>42647001
>I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

>>42646744
good thing she's all sealed up, that was a close one.

Dare you challenge the naked Oni of the mountain?

>>42647073
What's with these monsters and not bathing inside?

>>42646821
>go to hag dungeon
>this warning sign is on every wall...
>but you dont see any hags
>find a segment of the dungeon thats luxuriously decorated, but a small pile of broken ceramic is near every pedestal
>hear noise further down the hallways
>noise gets louder as you progress, met with two large doors. this must be the boss room
>barge in
>oh, its tea time, explains why the dungeon is empty. and the party stopped for a moment out of shock...
>in front of you is a majority of the dungeon's monsters, they are all very meaty and plump hags. not a single girl in this room has breasts smaller than your head, and ass/thighs that would make the monsters at the guild jealous
>hear a fufufu from behind you and try to turn around, but before you can a old mino picks you up and carries you to the throne, which has the biggest fox hag in the room.
>nine fluffy tails, thighs that you can sit on like a chair, a tasteful amount of stomach fat that doesnt make her ugly but would act as a good back pillow if you were to sit in her lap, and breasts you could drown in
>the mino gives you to the fox, she hugs you tight.
>having half your body be pressed against breast and thigh makes you a little tired. not to mention how you've been walking around the dungeon for over 10 hours...
>when she lets you go you've just given up and readjust so you are at least sitting properly in her lap when you fall asleep.
>the sight of your tired face makes everyone in the room coo
>she wraps her tails around the rest of you while you're falling asleep.

>>42647081
Not going to find a husband at an indoor shower, unless he's already in there.

Fellow mamono connoisseurs, I ask you this: would you prefer your waifu to be taller or shorter than you?

>>42647136
yes

>>42647136
taller, i wanna be able to sleep on her with cock inside

>>42647136
>Taller or shorter than you
Yes

>>42647087
im going to run there as young boy

>>42647136
At least a foot taller than me minimum

>>42647153
oh time has no meaning to these hags.
did you not stop in the library while wandering the dungeon?
books upon books of shotification, age regression, and all manner of similar spells.

>>42647162
no i was runnig around trying to look for hags to fuck

>>42647136
Both are good. I'm a big fan of tiny monsters who can grow themselves to be way bigger than me.

>>42647136
Taller

>>42647179
Baph wife that grows into an 8 foot hag whenever she gets bored and wants to mix it up

>>42647187
Gigabased

>>42647136
Depends on the species. Something like a demon or a succubus I imagine being roughly my height, just a little bigger or smaller to suit her personality. Things like ogres, oni, hellhounds I always imagine being taller by at least 6in or so.

>>42647087
i wanna know it is when all the old women are in the dungeon and not on break also why is ms chocken and bunny are looking at me like that

>>42646516
How can a fox deny being a cradle-robber when she chases boys a fiftieth of her age old?

>>42647136
Shorter generally but it depends on species.
Shorter cheshire to tease me like a mesugaki, larger slime to envelop and baby me inside her, shorter goblin for shortstack porking, larger oni to princess carry me to bed and rail me, it really varies

>>42647233
Well to be fair most monsters are older than their husbands so it isn't an exclusively fox thing

>walking with your dragon zombie
>see a shady fox hag pestering some boy, she's definitely up to no good
>call her a shameless cradle-robber
>"mind your own business, grave-robber"

>>42647136
yeah

>>42646779
Marriage correction!!! You are going to be assaulted by a cupid SWAT team and forcibly married to a harem of loving, reassuring monster girls.
If you try and hurt yourself - keep yourself from *love* - again, you're going to be tied down and snuggled until you realize you deserve what you have.

>>42646333

>>42647136
A lot shorter when she's still just a loli. Still somewhat shorter after fully grown.

is it bad that i want a faceless fat old tanuki to forcibly pleasure her hairy miff

>>42647325
It's a noble task.

>>42647136
I want a really tall wife who can hold me like a baby when we cuddle

>>42647390
perverted old elves flashing young men on the streets

>>42647394
i for one trust monsters with trenchcoats beckoning me over

>>42647390

>>42647394
be weary of old raijus in long coats

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an mofu binge.

>>42647412
Its okay if its hellhound chestmofu, that shit is too overpowered

>>42647412
Anon get your face out of your client's tail

>>42647425
a dangerous assumption to think other mofu have properties that are any less deadly

>>42647412
there is, a man going there a monster milk withdrawl

Monster girl cock

>>42647412
>I can stop any time, I swear
>just one more huff

>>42647412
>>42647438
a man can suffer both if he's separated from his fox wife.

>>42647412
But it smells like Helvetian almond chocolate

>>42647459
or his superior bunyip wife

>>42647412
What sort of recreational drugs do monsters have?

Breed dragons.

>>42647459
It just isn't safe or healthy for a young man to be separated from his meaty, ancient fox wife! Foxmilk withdrawal is no joke!

>>42647491
dragon thighs hit different

>>42647489
There are about thirty different recreational aphrodisiacs. Wonderworm tobacco is probably both psychedelic and an aphrodisiac.

>>42647491
Dragons are gross perverts

>>42647493
it's purely speculative. i've never heard of a case where a man successfully escaped from a foxwife

>>42647001
>I came here to lick abs and find a wife
>and I just found my wife

>>42647501
Sir thats a dog
This is a focks

>>42647073
>wait until she has shampoo in her eye
>bonk her over the head and steal her fancy soap
>sell it to human women in town for a huge markup by telling them it's some mystic Zipangu alchemical masterwork

Massive mofu melons

Hellhound walking me to class because I wore red at a majority taur school!

>>42647493
hrnghh... getting helplessly addicted to ancient hag foxmilk...

>>42647549
>>42647563
Finely aged fox milkies

Current list of mamono with unsniffable breath:
>Succubi and all their subspecies
>Fox family girls
>Siths
>Mamono that don't have the biology that supports breathing

>>42647493
Wurm milk withdrawal is the worst, I had the worst thirst I’ve ever felt in my life

>>42647563
i felt a little bit ripped off when i found out her ears were counted as part of her height

>>42647493
>oh hey its the deity we worship! hi ms fox.
>ah hello little ones, ive come down here today to buy some things
>actually today is the day of your celebration, remember?
>hmmm thats right. i suppose i could stay for a little while...
---
>ms fox, i get that its late into the night and the party is still raging but didnt you get a husband a few years ago?
>oh yes, he's very *hic* cute. he's a little shorter than when i got him but otherwise unchanged why?
>well arent fox relationships addictive? y'know with mamano milk being addictice and mofu...
>in a literally sobering moment the party goes quiet to the old fox.
>"oh shit"
>with a surprising amount of speed she runs back up to her mountain shrine

>>42647489
>We had two bags of smokeleaf, seventy-five manticore barbs, five sheets of high powered fox mofu, a salt shaker half full of moth dust, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, ragers, lovers... and also a quart of lifeblood, a quart of nectar, a case of milk, a pint of raw shog and two dozen prisoner fruits.

Beach crocs.

>>42647634
>shog is not happy about being dragged along on a wild road trip by rata and anon

>>42647648
>go to MGE version of Australia
>locals all warn you about the beaches, tell you to stay near the resorts where the waters are protected by staff
>tell them that you've spent your entire life dealing with gator girls back home in the south, not afraid of these glorified iguanas
>leave resort beach and find a pristine patch of sand farther up the way
>only a few seconds after you lie down on your towel to catch some rays, a shadow falls over you
>open your eyes and lower your sunglasses
>massive saltwater croc girl looking down at you
>looks like she could rip boulders in half
>covered in scars and perfectly tanned from years in the sun
>straps of her bikini riding high on her wide hips
>top can barely contain her tits
>smiles to reveal her pointed teeth as she informs you that this is her section of beach and that you need to pay the toll to be here
>tell her to get bent or you'll rub her belly
>she grabs you by the heel and whips you into the ocean
>see her dive into the water after you as you come back to the surface
>deathrolled through the surf for hours
>have to send a letter back home explaining that you aren't coming back and to ship whatever fits in a flat rate box over here

>>42647713
Ah so thats where Aussie anon has be forever cursed to

nth for Orderite villages so insular and remote, they think all these new migrants are just funny looking humans.

>>42647666
of course she isn't, she'll need to wrangle too completely plastered individuals back to their hotel room whilst they scream at her to meld them together using her "dark shog magical"

>>42647726
>watch a giant demonbeast cassowary get ambushed and constricted by a bunyip
neat

I'm trans btw

Yandere shoggoth who is sorry she's this way, master. She really, really tries to stay calm when you leave the house or bring home food she didn't make. It's not like she wants to be upset when you insist you can do these things on your own. She can't just switch her shog instincts off, but she's doing her best for you.

>>42647802
that sounds like regular shog

>>42646333

>>42647819
How can she lie down with that tail?

>>42647824
it'd probably follow the curvature of the spine.
now her wings, i dunno.

>>42647802
How does one escape the "monster on the bed approaching aggressively" situation?

>>42647852
load a previous save

>>42647859
but it loads right back to the room

>>42647859
>load to the previous day
>wake up next to shog in bed
>that wasn't how it... whatever, go further back
>load last week
>shog sweetheart waiting for you at the square dance
>start a new game
>shog childhood friend wakes you up in the morning
do note that mamano mana course corrects for any time manipulation

>>42647802
Shog is sweet. I'll give my shog extra tight cuddles tonight while sleeping in our shogbed under the shogcovers.

>>42647136
I prefer a harem so I have some be shorter while 1 is taller

Female child fat ass and thighs

>>42647802
Very loving shog

I want a ghoul gf.

that look on her face
Its as if she’s speaking to you smugly, directly, going “whats the matter big boy, angry im here and not your waifu? what you gonna do about it? cry? piss your pants? maybe shit and cum?

>>42647587
Oh no... poor boy. He's probably curled up in her bed, snuggled up with one of her pillows, mewling and crying from loneliness and withdrawl!

Loud concerts with big monsters

>>42647802
Sounds like she's not doing a good job.
I don't like yandere, I like girls let me have "me" time.

>>42647136
Big

>>42647136
taller, but damn if short isn't also good

>>42648152
Would she still be that big without her heels?

>>42647549
man, that lower-body anatomy is just weird looking
the 'hips' are too forshortened, i think that's it

>>42648236
Tall foxes are fairly common the deeper into Zipangu you go.

>>42646333

Stay safe tonight American anons. No matter who wins the big handegg game tonight, there will be drunk monster fans swarming the streets looking to vent frustration or celebrate

>>42647802
Maybe she can start by not constantly using the N-Word so casually. Then she can be a better person!!!

Demon Realm, but its gm_construct from GMod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMw0CVciy7g

>>42646794
Ceobe is cute!

>>42648327
It's still unfair they let women play with the men

I mean what the hell can you do about this coming at you?

>>42647802
I tried not to laugh when my shog called me a noodle-sucking slut for eating ramen at work.

>>42648305
I wonder if demons would have paperwork autism and love working as clerks and secretaries

>>42648394
>Microwave a hot pocket
>Shogwife calls you a no-good pastry whore
Every ingredient of every meal you eat must be shog

>>42648087
Going into a mosh pit with all the hellwans, dark elves and oni!

>>42648422
Yeah but shog doesn't like it when I put her in the microwave.

>Prairie dogs kiss to greet each other. Prairie dogs are territorial, and the kissing behavior shows them if they are from the same family group
Need prairie dog gf

>>42647136
At least five inches to a full foot taller.

i can't decide if i like taller-than-me submissives or taller-than-me doms more

>>42648462
Based fellow tall woman enjoyer

>>42648438
>it's true

I never actually thought about why Gravel does that. Makes sense now.

>>42648390
You gotta duck between the legs. They almost never see it coming despite every human running back using it to get past the bigger monsters

>>42647073
I splash water into her eyes then uppercut her clit for critical damage.

>>42646345
Gonna sulk and be a misery fag on Valentines day to troll the cupids! I'm not scared of their "weapons"!

>>42646388
How popular is she in Japan? Feel like she's pretty popular so she'll get one soon if chesh sells well

>>42648465
I like taller doms that can be ground down into becoming subs.

>>42646550
Always assumed around 6'1 on average

>>42648085
>fox hag gets to her shrine
>"shit shit shit shit fuck shit fuck he's a rejected earth human i should have known better and taken him with me t-"
>"god damnit"
>in front of the fox is a very pathetic sight.
>her husband is laying on their shared bed...
>separation anxiety: quiet tears
>mofu withdrawal: the blanket she uses to cover her tails is wrapped around him
>mamano milk withdrawal: carton of milk in the fridge is empty
>earth ptsd: whimpering about how he cant be loved

>>42646779
>You have alerted the cupids
Prepare for a jihad and love correction

>not feeding your shoggoth so she can learn new recipes

I want some forceful love correction from a hag

>>42648525
open the portals now or the misery flows.

>>42647136
Both would be nice because of polymorphic shit, but if I had to pick I'd say taller

>>42647136
shorter than me. lolibaba and shortstacks rule.

>>42648072
If a Cheshire cat went after me I'd be fucked man, I am very easily bullied
I don't wanna be a tom send help

>>42648072
I tell her she is correct in making the assumption that she is not my waifu.

>>42648569
Sounds like you want to be a Tom.

Is it true that villains are weak to anal?

>>42648541
They'll open up a small one to drag you through first anon

Portal scenario but everyone has to get acclimated to mamono mana like Magus's story

>>42648544
both, because of polymorphing magic, is the best answer. you'll love your wife no matter her size

>>42648539
Wish granted

>>42648582
I will resist!

>>42648596
Indeed, magic is rad, although most gals would be taller than me normally I am very short even by female standards lmao, I'm 5'2

>>42648591
Would still be more than worth it, hell even if I died I probably wouldn't care assuming I can get brought back at some point

>>42648583
Yes, also they're weak to whispering sweet things into their ear

>>42648525

>>42648628
>more is revealed
hmmm

I am still perplexed that MGE got a figurine now. It's so sudden and after so many years.

>>42648628
I feel like I'm in danger

>>42648628
Am pleased to see more of them, who is the artist actually? I don't recognize em

>>42648645
There's almost certainly a few reasons for it, KC might be planning to expand for monies, maybe to hire more people for the game

>>42648628
imagine getting stuck in a crowd and having the people around you gradually change to people with pink hair, and suddenly being unable to move against as they lead you somewhere against your will, haha

>>42648499
Much more popular than chesh if we go by number of stories on KC's website.

>>42648087
>Be Anon
>Called in to 66.6 Demon FM ROCK Radio for the grand prize to win 1 ticket to see the Heavy Metal band Rape Patrol Live In Concert
>Actually Won the ticket
>The Concert date arrives and anon shows up to the MGC Arena which seats 20k at max capacity, it's been sold out for a month so it's a miracle that you won the ticket
>The friendly succ at the counter gives you the directions to your seat
>As anon makes his way to his seat he begins to notice that the Arena is diffinetly at max capacity but apart from the Demon Lords Anthem being played over the loud speaker it's relatively calm
>It feels as if the entire arena is looking at him
>Impossible it's just my imagination
>Strangely enough anon seems to be the only human male at this concert but that can't be.
>Upon arrival to the seat, it's nothing but giggling from the neighboring seats, it's at that moment anon spies on the stage what appears to be a sacraficial alter that also doubles as the largest bed aprox 40 feet by 40 feet
Whatever happens at this concert it's sure to be unforgettable.

>>42648569
>I don't wanna be a tom
You will.

>>42648653
yeah I would hate it if some tall cupids pulled me into a dark alley against my will haha

>>42648655
It might be difficult for them to make one but I always assumed chesh was more popular in general. You will probably be able to get a gazer though at some point I think only the most unpopular ones might not get a figurine

>>42648675
imagine if one of them was holding you at arrowpoint/demonsilver dagger point and having the other one forcibly makeout with you, and threatening you to come back again tomorrow for a further dressing down, haha

>>42648658
Anon should politely excuse himself to the restroom so he can sneak out through the window

>>42648711
Now that wouldn't be right to flee, these monsters paid good money see a show and a concert.

>>42648647
https://twitter.com/Skai_Art

Post underrated gals, I'll start

>>42648721
They'll still get to see the concert. Why I bet as soon as the band gets on stage, they'll forget all about trying to figure out when anon gets back.

>>42648667
I'll hide under the covers, monsters can't get pass them

>>42648730
Alraunes are neither disliked nor obscure.

>>42648742
>An observant dark elf followed you into the bathroom

>>42648730
Kesaran Pesaran might as well not even exist.

>>42648750
I never see shit from them, wouldn't say they're disliked but they're definitely underated

Flow kelps are definitely underated though

>>42647245
Do those succubi who look like they're in their early 20s still pull the "I have a century on you" card?

>>42648754
I always forget about her too, poor girl

>>42648658
so i get to sleep? Nice, Imma just get down to my undies, hop into bed and have a good rest, haven;t sleep in ages and got my ear plugs on as well

>>42648703
you come back tomorrow and they make out with you, pressing their bodies all over you as one of them holds a realm silver knife to your throat
sounds really terrible haha

>>42648763
I think it depends. In general and across different settings? Harpies, slimes and alraune are monstergirl staples. For whatever reason, they aren't as popular in MGE though.

>>42648762
Only if they have to, they'll try and play dumb about it at first

JK foxes hunt in pairs.

>>42648787
was thinking more along the lines of sudden aphrodisiac/suspiciously wet pink panties and bag thrown over head into unmarked bright pink van, but that works too

>>42648787
Anon I'm starting to think you may want to be brutally bullied by cupids, but surely nobody would be that perverted

>>42648754
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
>>42648791
Vanilla Harpy suffers from Werecat's issue of being overshined by their subspecies. Alraune is lucky that Liliraune isn't more popular.

>>42648791
Yeah It's just kind of surprising to me because I think they were one of the first girls I read about in the wiki and I really liked them. If I got caught by an alarune I would be fine with it, it seems so fucking comfy

Dragon Girls should be avoided lest you wind up as treasure

>>42648826
Lamia's in a similar boat, but her subspecies are all quite popular. At the least the RPG demo shows the original flavor can be fun too.

>>42648834
I'm going to worship an onee-san malef dragon and no one can stop me!

>>42648826
The game made me have a much greater appreciation of werecats, being mere'd by her was nice. It also made me realize I don't like imps at all

>>42648834
>Not wanting to be a malef dragons mere treasured human
What are you, gay?

>>42648841
I got the impression Lamia gets it to a lesser extent than Harpy and Werecat.

>>42646333
FUCK MONSTER GIRLS

>>42648867
Which one?

>>42648860
All girls are okay as long as they speak like they are over 12 years old.

>>42648867
I wish, but I have to wait for the portals.

>>42648841
You know the talk about popularity makes me wonder how soul mate stuff works, Is it like fluid and change as you change? Or is it a type of compatibility thing with exceptions if you're deadset on specific gals?
I assume it's fluid unless you're really really pining over something specific and are not interested in anything else

>>42648823
I don't know what you're talking about haha

>>42648744
That's where the Bogeys are though.

>>42648882
Bogeys wouldn't violate the ancient rule of hiding under the covers, it's sacred! Surely they wouldn't be so dastardly

>>42648867
yeah thats the goal. get in line like the rest of us.

>>42647245
>most monsters are older than their husbands
isnt this a headcanon thing?

>>42646333
So is this like a game or are we just enjoying the setting created by the encyclopedia?

>>42648914
Depends honestly, It's definitely pretty common like it has to be given the setting. You could take literal decades to find your soulmate assuming they're even born yet, imagine you're a aphosis and your soulmate isn't going to be born for a thousand years

>>42648924
I mean there is a game, it's a demo on his Patreon. It's alright so far, I still wonder what the MP bar is going to be for

>>42648924
there is a game but its not the focus, we enjoy the setting.

>>42648914
I don't think it's stated anywhere in canon and may very well be false, but it makes sense.

>>42648878
I think it's a case by case basis. I personally like to believe everyone has a handful of possible soul mates with mamono mana doing the rest. Some people have more, others much fewer. Some people might have just the one girl, and fate decides they have to get with this one girl against all odds. But sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on. Funnily enough the demo showed that too. Iirc the guy who ended up with two imps said big tiddy onee-sans were more his thing normally.

>>42648952
>sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on.
how else would jinn of the jar ever get laid?

>>42648952
>sometimes the girl you need isn't the one you're dead set on.
look i'll be honest, the only thing that keeps me going is the idea of fox fluff.
if i get nabbed by some scale laden bitch i wont exactly be happy unless its a snake.

>>42648942
I'm enjoying THE ASS™.

>>42646333

>>42648970
Ask a Rata for a classified in her newspaper.

>>42648914
It's just somewhat implicit as even your most bog standard succubus lives a little over a couple centuries. You could, however, argue most monsters wouldn't go a hundred years as a bachelorette given how they are.

>>42649003
>ou could, however, argue most monsters wouldn't go a hundred years as a bachelorette given how they are.
True, most of them wouldn't go even ten if it's up to them.

>>42648981
she'll have a really nice personality.

>>42646446
Nothing can beat the classic cat girl

Horny reclusive mages living alone in magical forests with their doll collections.

>>42648981
If you're that deadset on a fox you'd be good, assuming you're being honest with yourself.
I like lilims and other powerful monsters cause I'm a powerfag, but a lvl 1 blue slime would mere me in like 3 seconds

>>42649089
>tfw you have to do a fetch quest for her and you see all the dolls look exactly like you and her

mega archive still down for anyone else?

>>42649089
>Until they summon (you)

>>42648952
Huh, wonder who my soulmate would be. Feeling like it would be a flayer

>>42649111
Yeah, Wikifag didn't answer last time I asked him. Might as well remove it next thread; it can be restored if it does come back up, especially if it's going to be a new link anyway.

>>42649094
Maybe you get snatched up by a slime, but over the years she could evolve into a powerful dark slime or a queen slime.

>>42649121
Why is that?

>>42649079
How do I tell MS. Chesh that she's about to show her bits off with those shorts

big sis reasons

>>42649145
damn how'd i forget the important part
https://files.catbox.moe/jwglii.jpg
wait, isn't big sister "onee-san"? kind of a big TL error there, unless i'm remembering that backwards..

>>42649133
Y'know I never actually thought about queen slimes or queen dark slimes, but I do love slimes so it'd definitely work out, still a bit scared of harems tho.
Gonna assume you like queen slimes?

>>42649144
>hey Ms. puss, your about to show your puss

>Malef Dragon showing off her home to her friends.
>Shows off pile of treasure with husband sitting at the top on a throne of gold.
>She acts all superior and Mere's like crazy in front of her friends.
>...but the second her friends leave...

>>42648513
Imagine the pampering that boy is in for. He's not going to be leaving bed for weeks...
guilty cuddles are the most comforting desu

Starting to love the overdramatic ghost, would do plays and fuck up the lines during practice to bully her

>>42648906
Bogies can *be* the covers, anon. it's an old trick they like to use

Need bratty hellpup with braids and glasses

>>42649213
Nonsense they would not attempt to trick someone like

>>42649218
Would give noogies until she tells her older jock sister

>>42649218
Built for irrumation.

>>42649218
The bratty charcoal wolf is for bully.

>>42649218
Bully them while they're still small

>>42649200
They are cool. I wish there was more exploration of the undead realms. KC can go full gothic.

>>42647412
>>42647634
>“How long can we maintain? I wonder. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of prominent serial rapists; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we’ll just have to hog-tie and rape him, ’cause it goes without saying that we can’t turn him loose. He’d report us at once to some kind of outback Order law enforcement agency and they’ll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?”

>>42648914
>TFW almost all monster girls are into age play specifically older woman x younger guy age play
My PP is now hard.

>>42649161
It's a neat idea; all her divisions are still the same being. You can have your cake and eat it too in that sense, but I'm not big on harem formats either. I'd be more into a dark slime archmage. Some of the designs for the queen slime divisions make me feel things though.

>>42648935
>what is the MP bar for
Sex, anon, much like everything else in MGE. It’s all for sex.

>>42648935
Magic probably. I recall mention that battles would be included. So there's that too.

Extremists? More like extremely cute.

>>42649133
the level 2 slimes are pretty good too

>>42649316
Battles against what though? It's not like you're going to fight the girls, maybe demonic beasts, or some magic sex spell shit

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105334844
qt phantom, wisp and ghost

>>42649284
Hopefully he'll go more in-depth into the undead realms, I also really want to see more chaos monster girl stuff.

>>42649284
Didnt KC write about how a bunch of undead built entire cities into the side of a cliff because they're retards?

Dependency on your wife is cute - CUTE! It's okay to completely depend on your wife for everything! It's fine to have separation anxiety so bad you can't stop yourself from crying when she goes to the grocery store! It's normal to be unable to sleep if you're not cuddled up with her! It's good to only drink and become addicted to her sweet milk! It's common to have horrible nightmares about being left alone that only she can calm you down from!
Dependency on monster wives is the only way to keep fragile humans safe!

>>42649302
If I had a dark slime waifu I would bully the shit out of them with their core, and yeah archmage and dark mages are really nice. I have a feeling the knight slime was your favorite

>>42649313
Like sex spells? I was thinking maybe for exploration or something, like you would get access to your girls abilities or they would use them themselves. Kinda like the hidden moves in Pokemon

>>42649358
Fighting the Viagra Scorpions off with your monster wife to protect your crops.

>>42649388
>ah damn, they ate all our crops
>oh well back to fucking
the stakes have never been higher

>>42649360
They are qt

>>42649377
well said, fellow human
i too like seeing my fellow men depend on their lovers, monsters are much more powerful after all.
shouldnt we just give in and let them do everything?

>>42649392
They would be annoyed for sure as they workd hard for the crops but won't starve if it gets eaten

>>42649358
Demon realm beasts probably.

>>42649366
Agreed

>>42649372
I don't recall anything like that.

>>42649377
codependency is best dependency

>>42649358
>MGE not having sex fights involving sexxo magic
Where do you think you are? Besides, there’s no way the game will be finished.
>>42649384
You’re expecting too much stuff. All the spells in MGE are sex spells. Everything is ultimately horny magic.

>>42649415
No. There is magic to create space and dimensions. Magic to affect time, magic to create all sorts of affects with glass, magic to power vehicles.

>>42649392
Isn’t that the point of MGE, very low stakes that always end in sex?

>>42649424
i don't know if i came off churlish but i didn't mean it in a bad way. i like those low stakes

>>42649418
>all of the magic runs on horny and produces horny as a side effect
>but it’s not totally about sex bro
Sure thing, based retard who will get Sabbath’d.
>>42649431
Nah you’re fine. It was funny.

>>42649424
What I find kinda funny is that people on here agree with MGE haters in a way. People just have sex non stop and don't care about anything else.wheras in the books, that's not true. Farmers even if incubi put effort their fields and do experiments. Just now that if they fails, they won't starve cause of it.

>>42649443
You said that all magic is just sex which is not true and I proved it. It is powered by sex sure but it does do things other then sex.

Someone should rangeban wonderland

>>42649453
>rangeban wonderland
>the /cha/ (cakes, hags, & ancients) board finally becomes useable

>>42649462
>Faggot cats have to find other places to troll

>>42649444
When things like wonderland and sex oriented evil dragon kingdoms exist the implication is that most of the world is not a sex fest. Maybe the disconnect is that most anons can't imagine going from a desert to an oasis and not drinking themselves to oblivion.

What other ways would monsters pretend to be human online and fail miserably?

>>42649462
Gonna post bait seflies there!

>>42649408
imagining a meaty old alraune who never wants to let her husband out of the reach of her vines and gets extremely stressed when he has to do so and her husband who gets scared and anxious when he's not being snuggled by her or safely held in her petals. add in a sweet nectar dependency, and you've got the most romantic, codependent couple in the whole forest <3

>>42649462
I wonder what kind of threads they have there...

>>42649444
Whether or not people try to do other things, MGE is so full of sex that the act is unavoidable and (probably) intrusive. That’s the more serious interpretation than super-marathon sex. Monsters eat sex, and everything runs off sex energy. So sex is mixed with everything, even if it isn’t in marathon form.
>>42649450
You’re still wizmon bait, even if you are technically correct. How about this: magic is indelibly connected to sex in some form.

>>42649472
nah nah nah better idea
>rangeban lasts for 100 years
>every chesh collectively goes "fine! i'll wait then. you'll be just as eggless then as you are now"
>they spend that 100 years basement dwelling while watching the timer count down
>"nyah hah hah! finally unbanned, time to troll these hags some more"
>noegg.jpg
>"aww but this image md5 hasnt been used for a hundred years, doesnt this apply to you now?"
>"w-wait no!"
>archive links to all the no egg pictures posted in the past
>"NO!"
>empty_purple_and_black_carton.png
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>42649493
>tfw alraune wife teases me whenever I say I want to go out on adventures
>can't even remember the last time I left her petals

>>42649462
I will post selfies and be an ethot on the hag and ancient board

>>42646333
I LOVE PANTIES UNDER PANTYHOSE

mge needs more clussy

>>42649514
Faggot cat deserves it for bullying hags

>>42649503
>Whether or not people try to do other things, MGE is so full of sex that the act is unavoidable and (probably) intrusive. That’s the more serious interpretation than super-marathon sex. Monsters eat sex, and everything runs off sex energy. So sex is mixed with everything, even if it isn’t in marathon form.

The game demo which is made by KC shows people living their lives. So yes, it would be far more open then our own world but people work and live which is what my point is about

>You’re still wizmon bait, even if you are technically correct. How about this: magic is indelibly connected to sex in some form.

My post is very simple. Magic does and is used for shit other then sex which it does and you agree. Simple as that. I never claimed that it wasn't powered by it or is never used for that purpose.

>>42649503
mana do make the magic after all

>>42649462
I'd just give them advice on what the younger folks like, how to attract one, and how to make some good fashion choices to really grab one

>>42649524
Based and hagpilled

Need freckled cheshire kitten

>>42649351
i like end game/post end game slimes

>>42649556
anon those threads are going to be filled with hags swooning over how much of a "fine gentleman" you are and talking about all the sweet things they'd do with you, they wouldnt be on topic at all.

>>42649573
Its all fun and games until you see a slime just drop shadow volley on you.

>>42649560
that diagram is so hot.

>>42649589
I'm confused what the hell is happening in it? Is it a magic bolt hitting his dick?

>>42649600
her egg is cornering his sperm and fertilizing itself with it

>>42649600
pov: her womb

>>42649547
Fair enough. Nonetheless, a society where the ‘penis is good, the penis shoots food’ is going to be very preoccupied (and open) with sex. That approaches bonobo society in terms of freaky, afaict.

>Mon: bad anon, time for your punishment jizz~
>Anon: wow that felt great
>Mon: I’m glad you learned your lesson

>Mon: good anon, time for your reward jizz~
>Anon: wow that felt great
>Mon: you’re doing so well

>Anon: could we skip the tri-hourly jizz today?
>Mon: oh you and your human-style jokes
>Anon: I was serious
>Mon: . . .
>Anon: so uh, that’s going to be another punishment jizz?
Mon: Yes, several in fact~

>>42649552
Yeah.

>>42649578
I'd threaten to leave without a trace, but I'll still try to make sure they get their special someone. I dont mind waiting a bit longer

>>42649618
big fox!

>>42649618

>>42649600
her egg fused itself to the wall with the sperm between them

>oppai devil
critical hit

Would bapho-chan accept shota anon as her big bro even if they’re “totally” the same age

What's the story behind this "big fox"?

I need the best ways to piss off extremist monsters in the shortest amount of time

>>42649628
>now neither of them can reach the top shelf
Heresy.

>>42649632
ahhh nihongo wakarimasen.

>>42649632
Lots of sex with human women. Bonus points if they are mean/ugly.

>>42649632
I'm looking at your fat fucking bloobies

>>42649636
you are forgetting the holy power of the stepladder.

>>42649632
Insist you're an independent man who don't need no mamono. Arrogant and HFY, but not 40k HFY; they just find the 40k stuff corruption bait.

>>42649632
show them a hand covered in old wounds and say every mans hand looks like that

>>42649632
>Anon is illiterate and unable to enter into contactual agreements

>>42649651
That should be easy. I've got a couple of fingers that didn't heal right after breaking them

>>42649645
Order heresy. Disgusting.

>>42649632
>portals open
>you are the first person they see
>they try to negotiate with you
>"this world is too evil for your kind, please leave"
>no matter what they say or do just respond with that or a variation of that made to respond
>repeat until the older one picks you up and shakes you while saying
>"listen here you fucking shithead brat, WE KNOW! we are here to save you. just tell us where your damn nuclear reactors are so we can siphon power for more portals."