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Why is Dr A even a foe of the lilim rangers? he doesn't seem that villainous

>>42632138
It's a hobby.

humans are brats

>>42632199
Go to your room, Baph.

>>42632138
Lilith pays him to get her daughters out of the house. Otherwise they'd just sit around and mope about not having a husband. Dr. A lets them live out their "I can fix him" fantasies.

>>42632138
his legion of A-robots (wives) have a criminal streak, and he can't really turn them down

It's pure chaos out in the country, even in proper god-fearing kingdoms. Sabbath monsters and succubi openly drinking in pubs; no one questions the horns, because their sister-mom has a clubfoot or a harelip

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42632249
>Baph walks into bar
>give her skim milk
>demands whole milk instead
This is what society looks like under full Demonic occupation.

>>42632249
I would ask a bapho if I could sniff her breath. But sniffing a succ's breath? No thanks. Never in a million years.

>>42632249

>>42632244
How does one even end up with that many robo wives?

DOUJIN EVENTUALLY

>>42631646
>Pyrow and Apophis
>Gyaru Apophis
Never knew I needed this so much

>>42632330
GO GO GADGET: THE OGRE

>>42632318
Well you see anon he was once an archaeologist and stumbled across a vault of ancient automaton parts, after assembling them all with the plan of having these perfectly preserved pre-DL automata displayed in a museum they all activated and well...

>>42632329
once she teams up with the gyaru pharaoh it's all over for you anon

>>42632376
>drowned in robot
poor soul

>>42632384
>getting your mind turned to paste with god voice and grape juice
hoo boy

>>42632384
>Kuudere Pharaoh
Even Better

What would it take to make your Pharaoh wife do this?

>>42632329
Which is more dangerous? Bogie-minded Shiro, or Shiro-minded Bogie?

>>42632329
>>42632417
an interesting dynamic

>>42631646
>>42632329
oh no
I am getting CLOWNED one way or another.

>>42632491
Gloomy & Genki?

Are there any monsters with a more opposite personality then these two?

>>42632622
Cheshire Alice.

>>42632863
How does it feel to get zzaped?

>>42632866
a moment of being stunned, a tingling sensation emanating from the point of zzap that lasts quite some time, and also a massive erection.

>>42632866
If Urusei Yatsura has taught me anything, it's awful

>>42632476
Shiro minded bogie I think

yandere bogie sound quite dangerous indeed

So all galleries got moved to mega? I thought they delete loli stuff?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/113039590

Hi people
Another Battle mantion for you guys
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/113039590
Enjoy

>>42631646
>banshee
>manticore
I'll go with the banshee as long as she still has the crying thing.

>>42633264
>Banshee
aren't they not just cry baby elves?

>>42633260
Thanks anon

Hi people
Another Battle mantion for you guys
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30237945/chapters/113039590
Enjoy

Yes I know and im sorry, the thing keeps posting ahead of what I wanted

>>42633273
Ol' faithful Beast

>>42633271
GOTH crybaby elves. They also bring people back from the dead.

I want to piss off a demon.
I don't know why, but I want a demon that acts all high and mighty like she's above it all and that humans need their guidance and all that. And then I just want her to get really annoyed at me.
Not even hate-angry as well, just pissed off.
It's what they get for being smug assholes.

>>42632863
Press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength.

>>42633273
Thanks, I will read it before sleepy time

>>42633499
guess the rumours are true you can never escape a Windrunner sister once she sets her eyes on you...

>>42633727
And don't even think about using Auto Fire... I'll know.

>now airing in MGC cinemas: Lord of the Cock Rings
I wish this trend of digging up old franchises and raping them by turning them into raunchy propaganda porn flicks would stop. Yes I know mamono pussy is the best, no need to make 10 movies about it.

>>42634329
Tolkien very much agreed elf pussy was amazing, it's why Beren went after Luthien and why Aragorn went after Arwen and why Gimli simped for Galadriel

>>42634355
I have no idea what simped means

>>42634329
Kek, but I don't think they'd do this especially Lord of the Rings. They do appreciate local culture and help it grow.

>>42634329
I will say that the Alp remake of Gay Niggers from Outer Space was not as bad as I expected.

>>42634361

>>42634396
Didn't mean to quote.

>>42633516
Sounds like a bad idea, anon. It's a demon after all.

I want to give more gold to the golden goddess.

i really want to mess with a demon, just cause it would be fun as well as the fact i will flirt with her as well but just as quick as i came i'll just dissappear

>>42634488
I just want to de-smug a demon, and fighting or fucking them would probably just make them even smugger.
That's why I need to be a annoyance.
That, or ´she just pins me down and fuck me until I stop annoying her.

>>42634523
The demon is always in control.

>>42634545
Doesn't mean she's always smug.
I will win that battle even if I lose the war.

eastern demons

should i make a deal with a cheshire demon or a bogie demon? or should i go with a wurm demon?

>>42634595
old flabby lady

>>42634596
go with the devil demon

>>42634625
nah but the troll demon is making a hell of an offer
good food
she will wear whatever i want
shes pudgy and has freckles
and shes motherly and taller than me

>>42634638
Imagine the ass

Nurari momster bringing home girlfriends for her sonu

>>42634668
truly of demonic proportions, and that jiggle is legendary, all i gotta to do is sign on the dotted line, all i gotta to do is sign on the dotted line, all i gotta to do is sign on the dotted line, all i gotta to do is sign on the dotted line, all i gotta to do is sign on the dotted line....

>>42634683
but i only want momma

>>42634374
They only saw rings of power and thought it was fair game.

i will steal from the danuki and give back to the poor pueblo i come from

>>42634706
Hard to sign anything when she is sitting on your face

>>42634595

>>42634905
The type of yokai that needs to be turned into a broodmother.

>>42634924
yup. she is the sexiest old lady

>>42634595
western demons

>>42634994
I honestly believe that monster hags are the best, that's why all the momster/aunster posting turns me on so much

>>42634994
Loud sex noises in her isolated estate. Also breeding sex with her servants.

>>42632128

>>42635010
NO HAGS UNTRANSED BROTHER!!!

>>42635010
older monsters are amaziing

>>42632128
https://twitter.com/elfudraws/status/1624202955116187648

>>42635200
thats alot of black spaghetti.

>>42634329
The Kentucky Fried Movie Remake was awesome, I'll never forget the part where the guy screamed NO NOT WANKANDA!

>>42635265
Wider hips. The poor guy's knees.

i hear druella cosplays as a magical girl on the weekends

Monsters are the best from cake age onwards, everything below is meh tier at best

>>42635280
CUTE

All the guys in MG stories, even the professed losers, have more going for them than me. I'm starting to think a Monster wouldn't be able to love me after all.

>>42635280
>By The Power of the Demon Lord, We Will Punish You Dark Wizard Anon!
>Your Villainous Virgin Ways Are Over!

If elves are so pure, then why do they wear so little clothing?

I want a pharaoh in my adventuring party.

What does this kiki even do?

>>42635363
to be one with nature, of course!

>>42635385
dentistry

I want a yandere dark brave to escort me home.
her home

KOT

anons, i've been tied to a cross and am naked with my dick being erect and facing foward, and their is a bunch of cultist monsters parading me around the town

>>42635440
I love au ra.

>>42635322
I believe it's hard to be more heartwarming than a wizard and CC falling for each other.
>>42635486
That must be the anti-masturbation cross.

>>42635440
I wanna give the one in the middle a hug, elves aren't supposed to be used as cutting boards

Jiiiii...

>>42635515
but i came into the town and saw all the dancing
bunny women and it was kinda fun so i started to dance with them then i danced till i collapsed
When i woke i was on the cross
And I am now approaching a church followed by the whole town of bunnies, and the statues as well as the stained glass windows depict a very thick and meaty bunny

>>42635538

>>42635586
that is stupid and sexy

druella is flabby and saggy

>>42635676
what am i looking, anon

>>42635680
A mutant mermaid

>>42635700
so from cherynbol?

I'm balding. Monsters for this feel?

>>42635725
baphomet

>>42635725
your mother

>>42635726
Good idea, she's too short to see the top of my head, unless she climbs to the roof again

>>42635712
Look at that FAT TAIL

bunny got a funny look in her eyes

I will not have sex with dragons and nobody can make me

>>42635853
And I will not have sex with any demons

>>42635853
>Quote from man raped by dragon

>>42635853
i will have sex with dragons, very loud, animalistic sex with them, especially with the oldest dragons

>>42635862
And I will not have sex with Alps!
Especially in their tight asses!

>>42635853
Said by the father of dragons.

>>42635877
No Anon. It will be me having loud, animalistic, breeding sex with the hagdragons and no one can stop me!

>>42635916
No, it will be me, and I will also sleep with the oldest wurms as well, you can have the malefs, dragonnewts, and the wyvrens

>>42635875
Dragons don't rape they're far too prideful to give in to baser instincts like an animal!

>>42635943
Sounds like a line they put in the Dragonia tourism booklet to trick single men into visiting the country without keeping their guard up.

>>42635753
>"i-im not fat! see-"
>she slaps her tail expecting it to be rock hard with a solid slap
>instead her hand squishes into her tail with a meaty slap
>the scream could be heard for miles

I simultaneously really want to fuck a powerful monster girl but I know I don't deserve anything better than a zombie. And even that might be pushing it.
What monster girl can fix my inferiority complex?

>>42635932
Listen here you son of a bitch, I'm going to impregnate those ancient Wurms, and I'll fight you in a target parking lot for that.

>>42632128

>>42636012
>>42636012
I'll tombstone ya then toss ya into the loli wum pit and then seal the top with wurmwax

>Men are stupid and I don't respect them.
>That's right, I just have sex with one.

Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>42636037
I'd call any monster who said this around me a virgin

I know that one of You slimy bastard is posting in a women hate thread on /v/, stay there.

>>42636006
You'll have to do that yourself.

>>42636041
>>42636053
It's him...

>>42636025
I'll give you a good ol' fashioned Stone Cold Stunner and then kick your ass into the nearest sabbath church.

Also
>loli Wurm pit
>it's just the ball pit at McDanukis

>>42636006
Dragon zombie is powerful and a zombie. Hard to go wrong with that.

I'm going to fuck a goddess and no one will stop me. I definitely won't lose to her!

>>42636067
Before you can do that I'll suplex you into the sabbath of pandeioum and bolt the door shut. You have the rest of the dragons types so let me have these two, also you can go to the dragon zombie as well

>>42636012
>anon 1 and anon 2 both get dogpiled by wurms trying to stop them from fighting each other

>>42636037
Extremists will say this junk all day until it makes the guy they like sad

>>42636037
Ah, well I'm better alone then.

>>42636086

>>42636053
/v/ has a women hate thread? Freaking based.

>>42636144
It degenerates into one but let's not speak of this here

>>42636144
I know the line is kinda murky, but the general sentiment is that monster girls are at least 40% woman so you probably shouldn't go too into the woman hate.

>>42636161
No, monster girl are not womens by any means. Hating womens is normal

>>42636161
Nah. Woman hate is about human women.
Mamono aren't human women.
But whatever. Let's just move on.

>>42636207

>>42636161
anon most of us are here because real women suck ass and we've given up on them in favor of someone who's monster is on the outside.
thats why this setting exists.

>>42632249
>Be town guard
>Confront strange horned girl who’s way too young to be here.
"When’s your birthday?"
>"22nd of February."
"What year?"
>"Every year."

>>42636115
>>42636115
>Anons cussing each other as ther wurms pull them apart
>Both get put into the time corner with dunce caps on them both with two wurms between them so that they dont fight anymore

>>42636256
BAPHO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE

Awoo

>>42636301
hmmmm. this awoo is too ambiguous.
BRING OUT THE FOX DETECTOR!

>>42636301

>>42636041
Preoccupy Ancient Evils with this One Weird Trick (not fake (real))

>>42635943
Once dragons reach a certain age they stop caring about such things as pride or dignity.

>>42636317
>beep!
>Results: French (99% confidence)

>>42636116
Extremists are more the super coddling types, if anything. For both better and worse.

>>42636346
Why?

>>42636301
It's too late. You're in Monsokyo now.

>>42636362
im going after yuyu, yukari, eiren, riesen, junko, or Byakuren

>>42636351
Because that particular one is a "Loup-Garou"

>>42636370
That's just werewolf in french...

Please do not have sex with canines

>>42636390
I won't

French monsters are not tob e trusted, they surrender too often and wear white panties

>>42636439
Ahah really funny, amerimutt. I hope that you get rape by a pack of niggers (hellhound?)

>>42636450
found the butthurt frenchie, dont you have to be eating out some toads and snails?

>>42633516
Anon they just want you to be happy and love you, look at her? Is she smug?

>>42634625
>Devil demon

You'll never leave the house again

The cow devil….

>>42635345
Be careful anon, talk like that will attract demons and Eros followers

>>42635943
Wait until you meet a malef or zombie dragon.

>>42636459
No, we only eat them as a side dish during Christmas or for special occasions. It's a delicacy.

>>42636383
Yes.
I don't make the rules.

>>42636368
Cool.

>>42636537
So that s why they are so many mucus toads and large snails around Christmas time?

x is best girl

>>42636595
CONSIDER Y and agree that Z is trash!

P is the perfect girl

>>42636468
She's smug on the inside.

>>42636368
I'm gommmfffhpmfhpfh-

what would kiki think if she caught me listening to Free Bird?

>>42636634
something epic is gonna hapen during the solo

Best

valentines soon.

>>42632329
>Minotaur with the personality of an echidna
Baby crazy and lives in an underground labyrinth. Not that much different from a normal minotaur

>>42636624
Ran-sama is scary!

I don't want to be horny.
I want to be happy

>>42636650
Ah yes, Eros holiday, I bet you might even see ophanim cupids 720 noscoping newbs
>>42636668
You can have a cute little romance with that older holst next door

>>42636668
But you will be both

>>42636683
how many times are you going to indulge him?

>>42636652
Boisterous Echidna sounds pretty cool too.

>>42636634
>>42636640
why did this song become a meme out of nowhere?

>>42632445
>I WILL watch the first two Brendan Fraser Mummy movies with you tonight honey

>>42636677
>You can have a cute little romance with that older holst next door
This is acceptable

>>42636707
That's good adventure kino

>>42636368
kanako as well

living armor nun

>>42636468
>Mixing a traditional demon uniform with a mom sweater and earrings
Demons truly do know how to control the minds of men

Can someone point me at that Peny's undead kiki story that was mentioned a few threads ago? My body's ready.

>>42636770
Ohohohoho.

>>42636794
alas she is a side character. features mostly in the ghoul ones iirc

I'm starting an edgy metal band. Our songs will be about the order, going to church, no sex before marriage, and humanity taking charge of things. Our promoter thinks we'll be a smash hit in MGC and us booked for several local dives

>>42636324
source?

did you feed the plants today anon?

>>42636866
She looks like she'd make a great mean green mother.

>>42636819
>alas she is a side character
Goddamit. Thx anyway.

>>42635077
This is the first time I've seen lesser succubus drawn with a expression that isn't horny and/or slightly confused. I kind of like it

>>42635077
Fluffcubus

paper birb that lives in a paper town with paper monsters

>a dog mg that is a cat person

If you could wife a hybrid mamano what races would she be a mix of and why? What would she look like?

>>42637002
ophanim(third highest class of angel)
bogie
The reason why is that very creepy apperance of many eyes and many wings go well with a creepy clown, and she would be a creepy trickster that loves messing with you and making you do thing s that end up letting you into having wacky holy sex with her

I want a harpy wife, and i want to have tons of harpy children. Imagine her big fluffy wings squeezing around your back and encasing you so tight you feel like you're in a sleeping bag,, imagine her fit legs locked around your back like a vice, imagine your harpy daughters wrapping their wings tight around your shins and thighs when you come home

>>42637027
now im sad

>>42637027
Well I want to be a legendary sky pirate but sometimes you just gotta accept that you can't have everything you want

>>42635200
I want my wife’s hair to be just as large so I can spend all day wrapped up in her tresses.

>>42636786
Of course they do, they know what humans need

>>42637027
roosting eggs would be fun

I want to be the chef for a p'orc raiding party

>>42637069
>this is the future radicals want

https://twitter.com/Jourjii/status/1623852612285263873?s=20&t=wRV1Nq5Knt3fPbgIpqoF7g
the villainous ms yeti

>>42637081
we must stop them before all the men are too happy to fight back!

>>42637081
>>42637093
It's the future we deserve, do not resist

>>42637085
Imagine a yan yeti keeping you stuck in her cabin at the top of a mountain

gimme bogey, she cuddles better than a yeti

>>42633273
That potion was overpowered, but it made for a nice reason why she'd grow fond of him without the need to get mere'd.
Too bad the story leaves out the best part (her tending to him after the fight).

All this demon talks makes me want to see Voso's family business and her sister getting married

>>42633273
Neat-o.

>>42636006
Zombies turn into wights after enough love and sex so you just solved your own problem. Theoretically any monster could become DL tier in strength if she really really wanted to and trained extremely hard for a long time

>>42637167
I wanna see Vala from the Cabana story get married in an alt so bad

>>42637163
No best hugs are given by soft bunyip

>>42637180
DL tier greenworm when?

>>42637182
She seems the type to fall for one of the guys she hires or a rival businessman she can't seem to get under a contract

>>42637187
She would have to eat the broccoli from Mob Psycho to level up that much

>>42636837
Not gonna make it champ, it would better to be the roadie/groupie for a more traditional mamano metal band. Make sure the gals don't party too hard or destroy hotels is infinitely more fun than being famous.

>>42637187
the great devourer, the all-consumer, the harbinger of the end

>>42637027
same but with foxes
>come home from a long day of whatever it is you do
>as you open the door the smell of food being cooked and "welcome home" greet you...
>before being swarmed by a ton of small kits
>you children are arguing over who gets to be held by dad today while trying to climb up you.
>"its my turn remember?"
>"but you got held yesterday!"
>"well i got held four days ago, i think its MY turn"
>set your stuff down and suprise them by scooping all the arguers up and going to the couch for the daily cuddle session
>fox wife laughs as you get buried by mofu quicker than yesterday.

>>42637148
Yeti are lowkey rapey and have a ton of yan potential. You get rescued by a yeti in a snowstorm, but she expects some humie cock out of it. You could refuse, sure, but be aware her cabin is miles and miles away from anywhere else. You'd need her help to leave in the first place. If you knew how and had the supplies to navigate your way out of the endless white expanse, you wouldn't have needed her help. She might decide you need time to rethink your answer. That's assuming she doesn't just take your returned hug as consent to milk you dry.

Decided to get into drawing. Not going to lie. It ain't pretty. Probably should have started with something a little less complex. Regardless, here you go. Paws are hard. I hope someone gets inspired to know they cannot actually be worse than me.
https://files.catbox.moe/eq1pa4.png

>>42635348
>Misterious artifact that gives great power to virgin men over 30
>It can only be accessed in the heart of a city
>Said city is now under the control of evil wizards
>Only monsters mahou shoujos are brave enough to try and end this tyranny
>Rumor says a lonely dragon is the one who created the artifact, while a baphomet blesses the mahou shoujos
I'd visit that city to witness some transfomation scenes and epic magic battles.

>>42636935
>Tough delinquent Hellhound girl gets a pet kitten
>It plays with her tail then gets tired and falls asleep in her chest fluff
>Hellhound.exe has stopped working

>>42637245
>>Tough delinquent Hellhound girl gets a pet kitten
this reminds me of kuwabara

>>42636582
>Big sister Chen

>>42632128

>>42637182
I swear there was a line or two that implied she was already married but I might be mistaken. Honestly she seemed like an odd character what with the indirect matchmaking but also the un-mamanolike attitude of being highly reluctant at times to let her employees go. I wouldn't mind seeing her motivations or maybe her backstory

>>42636659
>>42636624
>>42634595
>>42635100
>>42637259
>Open your door to see this
You are not getting out alive

>>42637287
i read it as profiteering myself. if all the rental guys are sold you got nobody to run the place.

>>42637187
>>42637206
>I am become Greenie, devourer of spinach
>mwee hee hee
Get off the produce worm, you have to pay for that spinach.

>>42637289
k, Seiga can bring me back to life after all my fluids were taken

>>42637287
Just a greedy cunt using rigged contracts to attract idiots. Nothing new.

>>42637299
>Greenworm tier DL making her villain speech in a closeup
>Pansout to her just sitting on the supermarket spinach doing her evil laugh in front of the produce stockboy

>>42637299
>alright greeny, cmon im taking you back outside
>MWEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I AM A GOD, OBEY MY POWER... and put me on those apples!

>>42637299
>try to pull greenworm off produce display
>she clings to it and her body just keeps stretching

>>42637314
>>42637321
>Instead of having flashy shonen tier fights like other powerful monsters she has toon powers
Terrifying

>>42637287
No in the Griffin alt she gets teased about not being married near the end, as for being reluctant to let employees go that would be understandable because she wants to make sure they end up with someone they're going to be happy with.

>>42637330
>tfw you get bonked in her boss fight with her 100 ton hammer and you turn into a moving plate till you waddle over to the dark priest thats near

>>42637287
It felt a lot more ambiguous in the first story. If I had to guess, Magus originally conceived her as a married individual, but only he can say that for certain. The second story revealed she's single thanks to her saltiness over the bouquet comment. I'll be generous and say her reluctance doesn't seem ALL business related. My read was she really does want her boys to get the best wives they can. To her, however, that seems to be well-off wives. I do think she's completely sincere about that, but that's because she is greedy, so their value as a wife is tied to their money.

I can't believe this thread is full of manwhores who'd be fine with a youkai or even a greenworm.

>>42637338
She consider that anyone with enough money will make you happy. She just want to rise up your price as much as possible and prey on weak mens who can't fight back. She isn't a good or benevolent mamono.

>>42637381
normally i wouldn't but it's a very smug face.
man was not meant to resist such things

>>42637381
Speak for yourself.

>>42632128

>>42637199
I'll never give up even if it means playing in the dingiest clubs in the city full of extremists who are opposed to the message of my music!

>>42633273
Nice!

>>42634595
I'd fill her gap

>>42637410
I don't agree with your message but I'll still put a dollar in your guitar case when you are busking on a street corner. Meanwhile I'll be laughing and fingering the hellwan bassplayer while walking past the church.

How do you think the Leanan Sidhe hanging around someone like M. Night Shamalamadingdong feels? Their charge alternates between creating something cool like Sixth Sense or Unbrekable on one end and total crap like Lady in the Water on the other end.
Do art Fairies even care about the quality of what you make so long as you're true to yourself?

>>42637440
She's probably up to no good.
Don't trust smiling foxes.

>>42637410
This poor Anon is going to accidentally sign up with a demons record label and undergo a sudden change of image on his first big album

>>42637454
Any horned girl tries to get me to sign up, I'll give her a little fiddlin'

>>42637443
Too late. For her.

>>42637430
I think it depends on the fairy. My guess? They all value earnestness. There's a leanan sidhe out there who would love a guy like Tommy Wisea for The Room. Not because it's good, but because he tried to make something good; it's also entertainingly bad rather than boring bad. On the flip side, I bet they tend to dislike movies intentionally made to be bad schlock like Sharknado.

>>42637428
this old woman is fucking teasing me, i will mating press her when we get home!

>>42637440
>every time you go to sleep, the bed is mysteriously messed up and smells weird
>sometimes it even feels faintly damp
>but you live alone and you always make your bed properly

>>42637454
I'm sure the new band members will be nice

>>42637481
What about Freddie Got Fingered? It's bad on purpose, but also earnest in its attempt to deconstruct vapid Hollywood gross-out comedies from the period

>>42637507
them fat nipples

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44949391
Here's a story about a detective who got a Ratatoskr interested in him.

>>42637417
>travel to zipangu
>marry gap hag yokai
>learn her gap powers
>Lock her and yourself in a gap pocket dimension
>Breed with her and turn her into a broodmother
It's THAT easy. For sure works for similar mamono as well.

>>42637512
That's a trickier one for sure. I'll go with it being an earnest flick. It set out to say something in its own way. Plus, if they can smell phony, they'd have to hate Hollywood. Anything or one who takes a poop on it might have scored a win in their book.

>>42637550
He's a snoop, she's a snoop. Togetheri they snoop-snoop?

>>42637550
Let's see what this squirrel can tell us.

>>42637550
Nice, i will read that too before sleepy time

>>42637481
They often say that being mediocre is worse than being bad when it comes to art.

>>42637596
yeah, due to the fact you will be forgotten like the rest, thats why so many artists try to find their own unique style

>>42637604
>>42637596
Cool. Maybe I'll get an art fairy one day.

>>42637506
>Try out as a guitarist in an up-and-coming metal band, get told that it's made up of a few guys and some married mamono
>Go to the audition, get a call later that day saying you made it
>Go to meet the band
>It's a hellhound, demon, and manticore
>All of them are single
>All of a sudden, the danuki band manager is nowhere to find, and the door seems to be stuck shut

>>42637611
You won't if you never do anything.

Date cats

>>42637632
I just did a new story last night, cut me some slack

>>42637638
Yes but also yes

>>42637550
neat

I lost to the tall fox.....

>>42637632
i take so long i'd get a zombie fairy but she's cute too so maybe it's fine

>>42637659
Rip his balls.

>>42637667
Mamono are gentle

>>42637659
no shame in losing to big girls

>>42637673
We really aren't deserving of how gentle they are

>>42637343
>Dark Priest in the middle of chanting a healing spell
>Gets hit in the face with a pie
>Amazon berserker got hit with a falling anvil and left a perfectly amazon shaped outline in the dungeon floor
>Holst tank is comically slipping on banana peels then slipping on another one as soon as she gets up
>And this is only the first phase of the fight

>>42637673
>that Pharaoh who seethes over GRAPED posts on 4mon

>>42637676

>>42637659
>that tall hag who edges you for hours on end until you admit you'd rather cum than hold onto all those hard-earned levels

>>42637691
>At half health, the greenworm does a scream and rips her shirt with her barehands and gets extremely musclur and will just grab a person and swing 'em around or start using a common mirror to reflect magic back

>>42637694
That would actually be me keyboard warrior posting on 4mon while my glorious pharaoh is sunbathing.

>>42637694
>anon was just taking pictures of him and his lovely apophis wife
>apophis is the one adding GRAPED captions to screw with the pharaoh

>>42635322
>>42635100
>>42635010
Mature monsters make my willy feel funny

>>42637710
>good boy, now pour 'em, because I have an endgame raid coming up

>>42637710
Be happy in the knowledge that you are powering up your mistress/wife with those levels.

i just store my levels in a chest, and just use my dodge and counter kiss attack following into the sex mini game to take down the boss and perfect parry any attacks then just release onto the next attack

>>42637710
But I need those levels! I put a lot of time into leveling up my househusband rank to S!

>>42637697

What’s wolf milk taste like?

>>42637793
like steak

>>42637793
It's the milk of kings. I figure it would taste great.

>>42637792
Ass

>>42637793
wolf

>>42637801

>>42637720
>Ara ara, what's the matter anon~

>>42637772
>store in a chest
>anon is making a boss level mimic without even realizing it
You're gonna come home one day and your house will be a raid dungeon

>>42637793
Dunno, but if it's good enough for Romulus, it's good enough for you.

>>42637736
>Aw baby, don't worry, momma will protect you! Don't worry about anything, just cheer me on, okay? I'll return your levels after this fight! Well, some of them at least, hehe~

>>42637793
Like the glory of Rome

>>42637214
>acquire doppel potions for the sole purpose of cuddling

>>42637836
i'll just put the pocket spear into the keyhole then twist

>>42637772
i store mine in my imp familiar for safekeeping.

>>42637638
>ocelomeh takes you to a xocoatl cafe
>loves to hear about your day and your little dorky life while you sip your drink and have that big, stupid smile on your face
>will absolutely smack you with her macuahuitl and drag you back home for some tender loving after you're done with your drink

>>42637688
Her huge paws and claws can fondle your balls and not a single hair would be harmed.

>>42637872
I want to fondle huge paws

>>42637854
i bet shes a rather meaty little thing

>>42637883
The beans are sensitive, so you must be gentle when fondling them. Don't want to overstimulate them and trigger a QTE

>>42637883
Hard to draw... post more.

>>42637164
Also that dark mage seems like a bit of a bitch

>>42637906
I would kiss them

>>42632128
Yeah, meidos are good. Probably had too much fun with that one. Here’s another piece, darker and w/o any time travel.
K/S-0002: https://controlc.com/be081111
Might do another Greilia, if my day stalls again.

>>42637918
what is this site.

>>42637923
It’s a pastebin-like without a filter, afaict. Fuck if I know else, beyond that.

>>42637906
what happens if you poke them all at the same time?

>>42637966
>activating a hellhound
Take a wild guess.

>>42637847
no, dopple potions steal from the experience of having the swarm descend upon you
>oldest foxes fighting for who gets to lay ontop of you (the victor still gets removed when the wife joins the pile, her mofu acting as a blanket)
>youngest curling up into a ball next to your head
>a few of the middle children going for your sides.
>of course all this just blends into one mass of mofu as everyone stacks around you, leaving very little visible

>>42637979
They turn into cuddle bugs?

>>42638003
Only after she has taken her payment of 5 pups

>>42638025
>1 pup for each paw bean poked
I'm going for the turbo poker and seeing what happens

>>42637788
Don't worry, once your househusband rank reaches a certain point, it stays permanently, no matter how far you get level drained.

>>42637906
I like to play a game. I see beans while out in public, I poke them and run

>>42638040
20 pups in payment intervals of 5

>>42638061
How can I be a level 1 Rank S househusband? That makes no sense. The cut off for S Rank is level 65!

>>42638033
Me? Yes, I'm the cat fucker.

>>42638144

>>42638120
The rank is independent from your level, it normally takes until level 65 to reach rank S. But stay at rank S long enough and you basically 'lock-in' the S rank.

>>42637659
Tall foxes are too powerful and need to be nerfed.

>>42638152
Not this kind. I like the funny one, the normal, the Egyptian one, the double tails one and maybe the tacos one if tamed.

>>42638073
I would play another one. Touch Jinko's beans and look her straight in the eyes.

>>42638211
Kiss her beans

>>42638219
Even better.

>>42637841
hrng

>>42637736
That's why I will just take bunyip thief. I can tank and taunt for her while she backstab our enemies.

>don't want a monstergirl party member because you've heard they're too horny and aggressive
>pick a low level one even though she's going to be dead weight for a while, because the young beginner adventurers seem to be sweethearts and not crazy
>a few days into the journey with your new companion you realize a mistake you made
>she's extremely cute and wears even less than the grown monsters
>now you've made yourself the horny party member trying to hold yourself back

Scylla chefs

>>42638152
Oh nyooooo!

I'm a bad person and I don't deserve the happiness a monster girl wife could bring me
You do though, and I wish you the best life you can have.

>>42638302
>not calamari
Fake news.

Get yourself a brushslut cat.

>>42638311
Nice dubs. I agree with this sentiment.

It's 2023, when are we going to be invaded by space monkeys?

>>42637638
The Wild Bean Cafe, named both for the coffee beans and the beans found on squishy cat paws.

>>42637793
Gamey and wild, but you get used to the taste, Romulus and Remus did.