/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're a eurofag I take?

I am Chinese and your sentence seems a bit difficult to read and comprehend.

Oh my god, that had better be milkshake in those bottles

that pic is so related

>>4259528
I'm American and it still is difficult to read and comprehend.

Your shit will never become mainstream ;_; sadfrog.jpg

>>4259528
>>4259589
Too hardcore for you?

no, seriously what the hell is in those bottles?

If only the photograph included the screen on the monitor in the image on the monitor, so it would be an infinite loop.

>>4259638

It's shit mixed with milk, sparely you smell it for the best effect.

>>4259638
semen.

>>4259510
Hey guys am I hardcore yet? Please don't hate me...

>>4259638
Reminds me of Tubgirl...

My shit is so hardcore it doesn't even exist

>>4259509
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
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>>4259510
Real hardcore mother fuckers do have to worry about their shit becoming mainstream, because real smalltime mother fuckers like pretending to be real hardcore mother fuckers.

>>4259589
>>4259528
I am Russian and I have no problems with understanding his post.

Your hardcore shit was mediocre shit in Japan 4 years ago.

I really hope touhou becomes mainstream so I can read more shitty fanfiction. I love that stuff. There might even be some good fanfiction, who knows.

With any luck, my moon level will be sufficient to just read Japanese fanfiction before that happens though.

>>4259510
Anybody that has pissed in a few bottles knows that if you leave your urine in a container for 6 months it will look like that (with choice smell).

>>4259769
stop being retarded

Drink those bottles then you will be hardcore.

Stuff doesn't become mainstream. They stop making it and make something entirely different with the same name to cash in a fan base.

>>4259809
Actually, it won't. It'll get darker and look more like coke.

>>4259761
bukkake is so popular in japan, they had to start bottling it for single women!

>>4259510
How do I stop my semen collections from going yellow?

I like the white, pearly color more. The yellow is displeasing.

>>4259832
It depends on your diet. Also, the dark color effect only last for a few months. Trying leaving it there for 6 to 7 months and I guarantee it will look like the op's.

>>4259851
Just drink it while it's fresh and white. Don't worry, it doesn't get better with age.

Diapers>Bottles

Diapers;

Work while you're asleep
Can handle both excretions with ease
Don't require a free hand to use
Can be used while wearing pants
Less conspicuous

Bottles;

Raise eyebrows on anyone entering your room
Pinch your dick sometimes
Often too small a neck, easy to miss target
More awkward to use from a sitting position

>>4259893
Oh, and diapers are often worn by little girls. Don't you want to be the little girl?

Clearly, the choice for any gentleman with taste.

>>4259866
I don't want to drink it, I want to pour vast quantities of it on my face and I don't like it if it's yellow and aged.

Is there any way to keep it fresh?

I want to learn what semen taste like (to um, improve my sensory word vocabulary). I don't want to do this alone. Tonight when we do our midnight fap let's all agree to eat our sperm. If we all do it, it wont be gay.

>>4259901
Refridgeration might work.

>>4259915
I'll tell you what it tastes like right now: It varies heavily depending on diet. You're going to have to eat an awful lot and track your diet to figure out what it tastes like.

>>4259902
I thought only babies wore diapers.

>>4259915
I did it year ago.

Diapers are only pleasant if you actually have an interest in them.

If you are using them solely for convenience, you will be disappointed.

>>4259926
I might try it, but it would suck to pour it on my face if it's cold. Maybe making the container air-tight would work?

>>4259943
What did it taste/feel like? Give some comparisons. Were you aroused? Did you feel like the little girl?

>>4259915
The taste, consistency, and volume vary widely. Mine tastes kind of salty, and is quite thick -I don't drink as much water as I should, and I love salty food. Then again, the only way to know is to taste, so try it. I do it often, so you can count me in on your craziness.

>>4259935
There's also little girls that still have problems.

>>4259976
Then it's settled. Tonight you and I shall eat our seeds.

>>4259992
You have my sword.

>>4259976
I know it varies and all but every time I've gotten some in my mouth (on purpose or accidentally) it was really harsh and made my throat feel unpleasant for an hour afterward. I should try it again though, it's been years and my diet has changed a lot. Thanks /jp/, first you made me buy an onahole and now I'm drinking my own cum.

>>4260007
Ok, so I finally lol'd here.

If you don't want to drink it you can always just cum on your face. Close your eyes though.

>>4259949
Awww hell naw, the man himself. Don't ruin my bullet-points, man.

>>4260007
It's really sticky and gets stuck to the back of your throat a lot. Hard to swallow... So, generally, I go for tastes rather than trying to take the whole load.

>>4259915
>>4259956
>>4259976
>>4259992
>>4259997
>>4260007
This will be just like a tea party, but instead of sipping tea we'll be sipping our own semen.

>>4260040
I guess it's thick, because I saw a video of a Japanese chick drinking a whole big bowl of it and she commented on how it was sticking in her throat.

>>4260040
Oh, that could be why, yeah. I know from experience fapping in the shower that fresh cum turns to crazyglue when you mix it with hot water.

>>4260072
That's true, and I don't fap in the shower because of it.

>>4260055
Also, the smell was clearly quite strong. She recoiled when she took a sniff of it.

Well, I figure we don't have to worry about the current subject of this thread ever becoming mainstream. How fitting.

>>4260007
You know, about half a year ago I also tried my cum for the first time after a thread about it on /jp/.

>>4260171
Next up: diapers, maid uniforms, frozen onaholes

>>4260207
>Frozen onaholes

>>4260241
so that's what it would feel like

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>4260292
/jp/ at its best.

Bump to scare off more causal /jp/ers.

>>4259510
Sound like you just lift this picture off 2ch.
I am dissapoint OP.

Japan loves diapers, right?