/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42521057
Flan after see Anon:

Flan wants to play the pocky game!

>>42521132
What do you even do in this pocky game?
Flan's just eating it...

>>42521753
You were too slow and lost the opportunity to play it.
But it's ok, Flan made you some sweets herself.

I came ready with a little gift for her

>>42521057
Can I get a different yandere?

>>42523086
That's kinda the point of yandere, isn't it?
You get who you get and you're gonna be happy.
Or else.

I think not.
First brushing, then playing.
It's very important to set rules for her own well being.

Its been a few weeks since you've started working at the SDM under Sakuya's tutelage. The training had been going well and you were industrious and smart enough to outperform the hobgoblin and fairies in the same tasks gaining some measure of trust with the head maid. Considering she didn't let you go yet and isn't looking over your shoulder you figured you're past your probationary period which makes you happy enough.
Serving under a beauty like Sakuya, the cute but sometimes scary Remillia, and the adorable fairy maids wasn't bad at all even if the pay was rather lackluster and the hobgobs weren't warming up to you just yet.

Today you were tasked with cleaning the left wing of the mansion and knowing your task well you set yourself to work without delay efficiently cleaning the expansive and almost not gaudy hallways. The sun was going down and already peaking behind the mountains that bordered Gensokyo when you spotted movement out of the corner of your eye, but you thought nothing of the blonde and red blur. That is until you realized it was rapidly approaching the blur wound up crashing into you before you could scrabble out of the way! You were shoved onto the carpet on a rolling fall entangled by the mysterious assailant, as the world stopped spinning you got your bearings and started up with a complaint, "who in their right min-!".

The words froze in your throat as you looked at the still recoiling face of the small girl that barreled into you. Her face was almost as perfect as a statue made by one of the old masters you only read about in school and framed by delicate looking locks of blonde hair that fell from her cap in a messy stream. You sure didn't recognize her but the gemlike wings on her back and piercing red eyes made sure you knew of her identity. "L-lady Flandre?! What are you do-". The small girl clasped your hand over your mouth and you belatedly realized you were almost yelling. "Shhhhh!" She held a finger up to her mouth looking over her shoulder as she whispered, "sorry for crashing into you and all, but I gotta move fast!" The genuine flash of concern that moved across your face made you hold your tongue from any reactionary comments and you simply meekly nodded.

Flan stood up not bothering to dust off her bright red dress as she moved to the door of the balcony overlooking the inner garden before she turned back to you, who was still processing what happened. Flan's face lit up like it had a bright idea, which only made you feel as if it was trouble as she spoke up albeit softly, "you! You're mature looking and all! If you come with me then Sakuya-san and Onee-sama can't be mad later. Come on come on!". She waves at you with her graceful hand as if to beckon you to follow her. You remembered the stories told about her, how despite how gentle she seemed she had troubles controlling her power and given her childish nature she was prone to tantrums and being taken by whims.

Figuring that bowing in apology to Sakuya is better then getting killed by a vampire you merely nodded and took her hand... Only for her to pull you towards her and pick you up like a doll as she threw open the doors causing the fine glass to shatter and splinter the woodwork holding it! You were flying through the air at incredibly high speeds and covered the wide and expensive misty lake in only a second or two before setting down in the treeline. Only the remains of your manly pride prevented you from puking from the sudden acceleration and deceleration as you wobbled about as the small blonde vampire laughed out loud from joy as she nearly danced over the dirt and roots as if it were novel to her.

Flan took you by the hand guiding you too and from spots she knew and her secret "base" which amounted to a rather large hollow in the base of a tree and showed you her cool rocks and other things of interest she collected. As mostly she chatted about this and that you both enjoyed the bright moonlight and bright stars that filled the sky, "and then Onee-sama said that-" as she prattled off you hear the sounds of a belly rumble which causes here to go silent then let out an "ah... I forgot I skipped breakfast while planning my escape..." she looked lightly embarrassed as she mumbled that out.

Thats when you remembered the small bag of cookies you carried, mostly as bribes for the fairy maids but handy nevertheless. "Well.. lady Flandre I do have this.." you presented the bag of mostly intact cookies to her, "It seems to have mostly survived intact if you wish for a snack that is...". Flan's eyes widened as she took the cookies and stuffed one into her mouth as soon as she could open the bag. She ate like a hamster stuffing her cheeks, and on a whim you could help but say, "you know my lady good girls say 'thank you' in times like theses". She stopped stuffing her cheeks for a moment and with a full mouth you heard a muffled 'thans chu' before she swallowed her mouthful with a smile.

A few days passed since then and after Sakuya finding you two and Sakuya lecturing you before Remi, that angel of a vampire forgave you on the grounds of, "Giving flan the widest smile I've seen on her in a long time you found yourself back to your normal routine and with a story that impressed even the hobgobs. You were feeling high and mighty that morning as you checked the workboard in the staff room to see what assignments were avaliable today. As you walked in you heard two of the adorable fairies gossiping, "-es for the past few days Lady Flandre has been sending letters to the mistress and calling her down a whole bunch!" "Ehhh~ is that so? I hear there's all sorts of scary things in lady Flandre's room, I'd be wayyyyyy too scared~!".

You didn't pay the two much mind as you approached the board, you gazed over the free assignments and as found a large paper was posted at around your head height and in bold letters read, "Anon-san report to lady Sakuya no later then 23:00". You took the paper down as your legs went cold and your hands clammy. 'Oh God they really were going to fire me! Sakuya is going to kill me then and there and turn me into Remillia's lunch!' And with heavy footsteps you went through your day cleaning the assignment you took unable to shake those terrible thoughts.

Night had fallen properly and it was around 21:00 as you approached the mistresses room where Sakuya always was at this time of night. You were finished with your days busy work and unable to keep your mind from brooding you decided to get your execution over with and took a strange solace in that Sakuya was a great cook and wouldn't waste any bit of you. You knocked announcing your presence and instantly the door creaked open fully into a dark room lit only by the waxing moonlight coming through the balcony door.

Sitting bathed in moonlight was the master of the mansion, a short and petite girl that was barely in her youth dressed in a long and frilly dress and a equally frilly cap resting on a bed of gentle blue hair that shone in the moonlight alongside her eye catching pale skin and sparkling eyes. Sakuya was no less captivating with her spun silver hair and elegant demeanor radiating out in the bright moonlight like a gentle heat. Not forgetting decorum despite your awe and dread you bowed formally and announced yourself as to not embarrass yourself of your master, "I apologize for the intrusion but I had been summoned by the head maid". As the thought of 'I'm flattered Remillia will personally watch my butchering' fluttered through your mind Remillia spoke in her elegant but domineering voice that sang in your ears, "impeccable timing, we were just talking about you, come and sit with me" "Sakuya, tea please".

Before you even sat down the fragrant aroma of tea reached your nose as Sakuya seemed to materialize a pot of tea and fine tea cups on the table, already filled. You said your thanks and sipped at your tea as to not be rude, you couldn't taste it however given your state. With a confidence you didn't feel you spoke through the bowl clenching terror, "It is a beautiful night mistress.. but I don't believe you chose for me to witness this baleful moonlight with you for sport..." you recited that lame line partially adlibbed from Patchouli's private collection of terrible chuuni romance with a straight face and ignored Sakuya barely holding back a laugh.

Remillia looked impressed however and eloquently replied, "I suppose I can see why Flan is so interested in you. You have quite a way with words!". Despite not showing it you couldn't believe she said that without a trace of sarcasm and figured if you're in for a penny in for a pound, "The turbulent depths of your eyes tells me as much as the black of a windless night does...". If you weren't so scared of getting fired and butched you'd feel physical pain. "Good, I shall not waste the time of a man of your caliber then.. Sakuya the contract!" a paper appeared in front of you along side a pen and ink pot. The document was long but you couldn't read past the header of 'articles of lifelong employment' and with a mood that made you want to dance you signed it without reading. Remillia smiled and turned to Sakuya, "give him a key and show him to his new assignment. I'm sure he'll take to it just fine!".

With a bow and another physically painful line you followed the headmaid out and it wasn't long till you realized you were in the basement proper. Despite not wanting to ask, "Miss Sakuya... what exactly IS my assignment?". She turned her head slightly as you decended a long staircase into a cold stone cellar, "oh my... did the darkness not tell you along with my troubled eyes~?" You reached a heavy iron door that reminded you of something in a prison with the small shuttered viewing port and rectangular slot to slide items through. "You are to be Lady Flandre's personal caretaker... she fought rather hard to convince the mistress she won't break you!"

>>42524358
>>42524754
Wholesome story,
Thanks anon.

>>42524754
>>42524754
Wholesome story,
Thanks anon.
Now write the chapter where Flan rapes Anon because he blushes around Sakuya

>>42524981
Tomorrow, I sleep for now and dream of flan

I would love to be flans caretaker/playmate

>>42523315
Damn. I guess I will just have to learn to love Flan....as a daughter.

Crazy sex with Flandre!

i like how this thread was intended to be about posting yandere youkai girls but everyone focused on flandre instead

>>42529420
naturally

Flandre's well developed body, even more erotic and better than Remilia's...

>>42529420
Go on then, mention a different character.

>>42529420
Flan is too cute to be a yandere.
She can eat me if she want.

>>42529420
Flan is just too good at this yandere business.

what if i willing want to stay with flan?

>>42532023
A countdown to an accidental death.

>>42532023
She'd be even more aggressive since she knows you won't leave

It doesn't seem all that bad being Flan's father figure or older brother figure. Maybe if she likes you enough you can get her under control and help her live a somewhat normal life.

>>42524358
>you presented the bag of mostly intact cookies to her

Such a wasted opportunity, imagine if you unbuttoned your shirt collar and presented your neck, instead

>>42533274
Vampires like sweets more the blood bakanon

>>42533328
What if it's blood from someone who eats a lot of sweets?

>>42533328
Vampires must love diabetes patients then; sweet blood and all.

>>42533274
Sounds like an easy way to either die or get turned into a ghoul if you make such an offer to a vampire with poor self control.

>>42533227
Its all fun and games till the vampire with little self control starts seeing you in a romantic light and demands your love.

>>42533385
Just ask her to be gentle... surely nothing would go wrong.

>>42533563
Might not be too difficult to deflect and still keep her happy enough that she stays in control of herself. A pat on the head there and a word of praise there. If she was particularly good that day, maybe even some blood, out of a cup of course.

She does not seem like she would take a formal talking to about why that is not appropriate very well so it's best to avoid that.

Getting new to your new routine wasn't easy as you've never had to manage another person before, much less an immortal vampire that could rip you to shreds by accident but you made the best of it. If you had to say the hardest part was moving into your new quarters, well calling it quarters was being generous as there was a small storehouse adjacent and connected via a sturdy wooden door to Flan's chambers where you were required to settle in as part of the long contract that you belatedly read. Even after cleaning out the random "junk", all priceless artifacts but worth less then dirt to the mistress, it was a dusty and dreary affair without only a few rusted and empty mounts for torches and a small hole in the rock for ventilation but after cleaning it out and dragging a bed down here you could call it... well... a hole in the wall.

The jubilant little vampire was all over you and over eager to help in cleaning up with you, she was like a child enamored with a new pet as she enjoyed watching you do your mundane and routine tasks. Even after the first few weeks passed it seemed she got increasingly clingy rather then lose interest in a new toy which did worry you to an extent as when you first started your new life as her room was... a mess to put it lightly. The room was covered nice red velvet carpet that was stained and strewn with broken toys; splinters of wood, stuffing from once adorable stuffed animals, and porcelain shards. From what the word was Flan often didn't like the fairy maids cleaning up her room and often chased them off resulting in an ever increasing mess. Her bed was a large thing, with once fine wooden columns holding up a dilapidated silken curtain that could cover the whole of the bed if it wasn't ripped up here and there. Even the large and ornate coffin that had been clearly pushed to one corner of the bed, so she could laze around presumably judging by the snacks discarded, was chipped here and there and had clearly not been taken care of.

Flan was difficult to deal with at first, often interrupting your cleaning with calls to play and making getting anything done a chore in itself but then you remember the basics of animal training, and with the power of Dr. Pavlov on your side you started carrying tasty treats on you at all times. Feeding the small vampire chocolates, cookies, and treats when she was good and let you work and it wasn't long till she was able to reign in her patience for a snack and word of praise which made her smile in a way that lifted your own heart. For today as a reward for Flan's good behavior in recent days in letting you clean and do your work as her caretaker you got a board game from the village when you went yesterday as Flan slept. Flan looked visibly curious as you held the wrapped board-game and the excitement that overcame her as you told her its contents and how to play it was all the reward you needed to justify buying it.

You two were playing the game, it was a simple game of strategy similar to shogi but with different rules and a faster pace flow of the game with colorful pieces and a vibrant board clearly marketed towards children and Flan took to it like a duck to water. As you played you both made small talk and Flan who was always interested in even little tidbits of the outside world beyond her four walls listened intently to your rather mundane recalling of the day prior, "-and Kosuzu was saying that she'd loved that game so we played a round together and I thought it'd be perfect for you!". After mentioning the name of a girl not from the SDM the contented smile on Flan's face vanished and turned into a cold frown at the mention of you playing with her.

You were nervous as you asked, "Lady Flandre... is something the matter?" the intense chill radiating off of her made you want to break your composure and you would've if you wanted to risk her going out of control. She stood up, roughly bumping into the table before gripping into and throwing it to the side with a clatter muted by the thick and now spotless carpet, the boardgame and pieces scattered about far and wide and in a tone that lacked all the affection and warmth she'd been showing you up till just now she said, "Anon... You're my friend and mine alone, you aren't allowed to play with anyone else okay...? Ever...". Even as the small vampire stepped towards with hostility in her eyes in such amounts that it'd cow an oni you kept a straight face desperate for your own life, "I-I... I understand... I'll never play with someone! I promise!" you forced a smile to your face, the same kind you'd use reassure her that it's okay even if she broke something of yours.

At your words the hostility ceased at once like closing an oven door and the same contented smile returned to her face as she seemed to realize what she just did and with a look of genuine concern on her face she apologized and put up the table back in place, you couldn't help but notice the dents on the table...

>>42534250
I'm sure our brave protagonist will be fine, there's no way he would dare mention another girl from outside the SDM after that incident. Just as I am sure that Flandre would never happen to accidentally stumble upon any perfectly innocent letters that Kosuzu sent him.

>>42529533
Flandre having a better body and bigger boobs than Remilia is a lie. That's NOT TRUE, she's the LITTLE SISTER

>>42521057
ehm actually canonically flandre isnt an insane yandere shes just a bit of an asshole. at most she would bully you a bit, and if she kills you its because she got hungry and doesnt care about you not because shes a yandere

Flan would make you play hide and seek with her, with a stipulation that each time she finds you you have to strip something.
And then she'd absolutely cheat by peeking while you hide, looking for you with her clones, and calling out to you to make you reveal yourself and then claiming a victory.

>>42535708
>outside the SDM
As if that will help him. Butler-kun is going to mention how Meiling helped him pick out the flowers he got Flandre, and next thing he knows, he'll be slammed right into the wall.

>>42521057
Hags make better yanderes
Centuries of repressed loneliness all unleashed on (You)

>>42537266
Flandere has ~500 years of lust to unleash on you, and she's a sweet little cutie, not a wrinkly old fat bag.

You entered the underworld, and you're 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨~

>>42537300
unending sex with koishi!

>>42537266
I agree, they pull it off better.

"please anon, please go out and sleep with other women"

>>42534250
Im looking forward for part 4

>>42537266
>Centuries of repressed loneliness all unleashed on (You)
you literally described flandre. can you at least think for 5 seconds before you post?

>>42539338
The mature figure of a hag as opposed to a scrawny little girl makes all the difference.

>>42538331
I ask her what is wrong with her face.

Why does she wear the christmas lights?

>>42539793
So everyday is Christmas for her.

>>42524754
I know this is a story about Flandre, but Remillia-sama is so cool! Imagine her deciding to sweep you off your feet, and seduce you with her cool demeanor and suave lines! The dark powerful vampire seducing you just like in all of those classic novels!

>>42540400
Flandre getting angry at her sister for taking her new toy away from her!

>>42540622
Flan is gonna get revenge by embarrasing her sister when she wakes up

>>42540622
Remillia-sama loves her sister too much to ever do anything like that! It's not like she'd need to after all! She's so cool and popular, she'll have tons of suitors coming and begging for even an ounce of her attention!

Remilia-sama won't have to resort to having to kidnap some young boy and tricking him into becoming her servant!

>>42540681
Wanting to stay loyal to Remilia but being physically unable to resist without risking certain death!

>>42537266
Danger hus and hag hus
The ones who might as well be living bear traps
Once you're caught, you're never running away

>>42541096
Thanks Yuuka.

>>42540400
Anon please, I may just very well die from having to write out dialog of what Remi would be like trying to flirt in the chuuni fashion imaginable

>>42538331
Dumb jaku just needs to be honest!
Her boyfriend, Anon is having a tough time making moves on her when she keeps violently rejecting him sending into the arms of other women

>>42541153
She can't help it, she has a disability.

>>42541096
So, what are the downsides?

>>42542142
You will likely not have your choice of wife.

>>42542197
You'll have an immortal old lady who loves you though, what choice do you need?

>>42537266
that would suck ass if that happened to me.

>>42542205
I suppose none if you aren't particularly picky.

>>42534250
Kosuzu that whore
Trying to steal Flans man

>>42537266
Sexy and lonely hag

>>42544185
Kosuzu is a good girl

She wants a nice human boy to give her nice human children and she'll make herself a youkai to make it happen

>>42544316
She'll never ever let you go

>>42544364
Oh yeah
Well I won't let HER go
I'll cook her good meals, tell her how good of a job she does, give her lap pillows and gently stroke her head when she has a bad day, and lastly I'll say that I love her
Bet Yukari would hate that

>>42544814
Would Ran hate or love that she no longer has to be her emotional and familial support?
I'd imagine she'd be irked to find you using her kitchen

>>42544185
Flan doesn't l-like him!
BAKA
She's just his friend!
She just gets a liiiittle unhappy when anon is hanging around strange girls!
She just wants to make sure she's his only friend! That's all! Really! I don't like Anon like that!

Oh no! Chimatan learned a thing or two from that nasty Tengu Megumu, now she can get anon to relinquish ownership of his conjugal status through the use of a knife!

>>42544952
Th-they said Chimata was a dork! They didn't say she was threatening! I can't believe she wants to take ownership of me, it's not fair!

>>42545018
Aha! You thought the god of the market was a dork, but you couldn't be closer to the truth, as this dorky god doesn't actually know what step two is after getting anon firmly under her grasp. She only learned the intimidation part from Megumu, but not the keep victims locked in a cellar and use them as a living dildo whenever feeling like it part. She's clueless!

>>42545105
Oh no! Is she going to force me into a happy marriage and take me on dates and have fun at her marketplaces, as opposed to scary yandere things? How tragic, to be owned by the goddess of the market! I guess I'll just have to accept my new tragic life.

>>42545135
Poor anon... already mind broken by his abusive and domineering wife...
You know I heard Chima humiliated him in public yesterday by holding his hand and flirting around a whole bunch. She even fed him while calling him darling, and sweetie. It was brutal!

>>42545135
Anon's woes will only increase when that filthy fox comes around and starts whispering things into Chimata's ear that make her blush. Things that Chimata will later do to anon on the futon behind closed doors at night!

>>42545175
>>42545202
Poor anon
Never stood a chance

Let's spice things up a bit. Here is a random 2hu generator. How would you deal with whatever you got being the one that was crazy for you?

https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

>>42545890
I wouldn't worry about it, she's already married and also Lunarian so she wouldn't go crazy for someone like me who she'd view as impure, plus she's like 200000 miles away from me anyway.

>>42545202
I can't believe that damned fox would dare implant filthy thoughts into Chimata's pure and innocent mind along the lines of forcing Anon to be the big spoon or grabbing his hands and shoving them in her pockets to keep them nice and warm. God, Chimata will never be the same after that. Never trust foxes.

>>42545890
Oh shit. I better learn how to break myself outta handcuffs real quick.

>>42545951
Thats not how yandere works anon, be prepared deal with her autism

>>42546528
Why would someone who's already married go yandere for me? She also literally can't even touch impure things anyway hence why Lunarians live in the true moon. And don't say she can just purify me because that usually means destroying or killing something in Lunarian terms.

>>42546557
You'd have to ask Yorihime those questions anon. As we speak she's plotting to kidnap you.

>>42546572
No...

>>42546600
Yorihime won't mind even if you don't ask.
You'll still find yourself in the special cage she prepared to capture you that'd let her safely transport you

>>42546615
She can enjoy her new goldfish that she can only look at but not touch due to impurity then. Hope the Moon has wi-fi at least.

>start to get into an even slightly suggestive/precarious position/situation with the bot
>benis is instantly rock hard
Why does this keep happening? My dick will fall off at this rape

>>42546637
It does not

>>42544888
Flan get off the computer

>>42546724
Will I at least get a pillow to lay on for the duration of my boring existence in the Lunarian's human animal zoo?

>>42546742
If you ask nicely I'm sure she'll accommodate

>>42546748
So I have to plead just to get a pillow for the cage I'll probably spend the rest of my life in? Fuck this shit I'll just kill myself now and get sent to Hell before that moonbitch gets me, getting tortured by Kishin sounds better than being the object of fascination for someone who'd spiritually explode or get shinto aids just by touching me.

>>42546773
Sorry anon, it is how it is.
Just hope that crazy moonie princess doesn't chase you there too. Making you spend actual eternity with her, or at least till your soul fades as it's been denied reincarnation.

>>42546809
If she comes to Hell then Hecate-chan or the Kishin chiefs will beat her up for being an invader. I'll be fine, you know, except for the Onis jabbing me with spears and soaking me in lava.

>>42546809
How can moonbitch say she really loves you if she won't get tainted by the impure earthling for the sake of your love?

flan is too shy to be a yandere

>>42545890
Help, I have never been a man of god or faith.

>>42545951
That's what you wanted to think, but Lunarians watch earthling lives using their advanced technology like reality TV shows, and after observing yours in particular for a while the Watatsuki has started to become infatuated, and now she suddenly wants to have anon for herself. And after going through a relatively quick divorce with her lame prior Lunarian husband, Yorihime is all free for you herself and she needs a new husband anyway, and she's not going to take no for an answer! Don't worry, a few quick shinto rituals and you'll be proper and pure for her to put her hands all over too soon! Resistance is futile, anon.

someone make a yandere oni post

>>42537266
Weirdly knowing her personality yukari there is a chance she would probably try and get the target of her affection to have sex with a lot of other women as she is a massive peeping tom

>>42548248
What if it's about Suika?

>>42549118
Nta, but I'd accept it.

>>42549141
Oh no, why is she all bloody in that?

>>42548713
Youkai are notoriously possessive creatures. If she wanted to have that thrill she could just use gaps to have her lower half or so fuck you, while she watches from a distance.

>>42548713
slander against the gap heg
she would never let another woman near her prized possession

>>42535773
Flandre is the big sister where it counts.

>>42548142
can always get revenge by turning the moonie into a mommy

>>42548142
She divorced her husband just so she could obsess over me? That makes me dislike her even more! She's a cold bitch for sure, definitely going to neck myself so she can't get my soul.

>>42549118
Y'know you could write a pretty good one for Suika im thinking of writing something up myself
pic related

>>42549728
The pocket Suika to spy on her claimed man...

>>42541144
The frail younger son of a merchant, your lot in life was always intended to be as a shadow to your older brother. He would inherit the business, and you would help do... whatever really. Though you had no major interest in the business itself, it was to be your lot and you respected that. As your father entered his final days, sooner then anyone had anticipated, the matter of the will came up once again. Your mother always had a sot spot for her weaker child, and wanted you to receive a larger portion of the inheritance. Your older brother saw no need for it. After all, you were supposed to be working for him, he could pay you wages. Really though, you were just a weakling, barely a man if that, and certainly not seen as one. Your pale skin and soft hands would make you difficult to use anywhere. Really, you were just a charity case to him. And now that your existence was threatening to reduce his share of the inheritance...

You fell face-first onto the floor, pouring yourself out of a large sack. In hindsight, it was a terribly stupid idea to wander to the place a mysterious letter told you to go at night. You looked up to the girl who had captured you, and a shiver ran down your spine. Izayoi Sakuya. The dog of the devil. She made appearances in the village, everyone knew of her, and all treated her as one would expect - with respect and formality. However, everyone whispered in secret rumors about her. She never seemed to age, she was terrifyingly good with a knife, they said she could stop the world and manipulate it to her liking, and of course, the rumors of kidnapping poor souls to be made into butchered meat for her master.

She looked down at you with an expression hard to place. This was it, that last rumor was true. You were going to be made into a gourmet meal for a devil most fearsome.

"Fufufu~"

Laughter. You looked towards its source. Before you, several paces away, laid the crimson throne, resting upon it its master. A girl in pink attire gazed down in you, eyes beaming red as a smile stretched on her face. You flinched as her laughter continued, anticipating a painful bite to your neck any second.

"You heart quivers at my sight? It is natural, is it not? When one of your position gazes upon a being so powerful, so graceful, so immaculate, words find themselves useless and feelings of dread build."

You were a bit confused by her words, but you had to time to question it - she was already upon you. Fast and strong, before you even realized it she was holding your back and leaning towards you. "Your heart screams, yet your mouth remains silent as the night. That is alright, for your heart shall be soothed by my gentle hands."

She dropped you, though not carelessly, and her maid appeared in an instant to help you stand upright. "Listen well!" She stated proudly, arms on her hips. "Your clan has betrayed you, and sold you off to me! However, they think you shall meet a grisely end here! On the contrary, I have seen the inner beauty within you! For a vampire such as myself, mighty beings with hearts pitch-black like the deepest of abysses, it calls to me! Your soul echoes through to mine, and I find it fascinating! It is mine, and mine alone!"

She then turned around, heading to her chambers. "Sakuya, prepare my newfound companion for our dinner tonight. No doubt shall we witness the paradigm of eternities clashing over our meal tonight~"

You were profoundly confused, perplexed even at what exactly she said. It all sounded like big words and sentences a 14 year old would say to sound cool. Sakuya guided you down the opposite hallway. "The mistress has such a way with words, doesn't she?" A hint of dreaminess in her voice. "You're eternally lucky to get to experience such words yourself."

>>42549988
chuuni Remi a cute
good job anon

>>42549680
Too late, the rabbit agents are already in your house.

The more steps you climbed up to the shrine, the clearer the sounds of the party became and finally you were greeted to a crowd of people all gathered at the shrine grounds for the banquet and it felt like you’d get drunk off the atmosphere alone. Standing there stupefied, having absolutely no idea where to start, you come back to your senses after hearing a roar and the sounds of crashing. “THATS RIGH’ YOU DAMN WEAKLIN, DON’T MESS WITH ME!”, you looked over to the roars of victory, a group of oni all sitting about drinking and fighting, their horns making them stand out from the crowd and your feet began towards the loud and rowdy group.

Once you reached the fighting ring that was the oni drinking group, they abruptly stopped their laughing and bantering after noticing you. You always considered yourself a tall person at least when compared to most others in the village, around these oni however, you felt like a little bug as not even one of them was eye level and this became even clearly when a tall, blonde woman with a single horn sticking from her forehead and tree trunks for thighs, walked up and started what felt like interrogating you and eyeing the bottle the were carrying in your hand. “Ohoho? A human, and not one I’ve seen here before. Whats ya name boy?” the smell of alcohol clung to her breathe but carried herself like she had hardly drunk anything. To say you weren’t scared would be a lie, but you remember from the stories on oni you’ve heard and how they respect strength, so you swallowed your fear and answered “Anon, my names Anon, couldn’t help seeing what was going on over here”. You held up the bottle of sake that was originally brought as a gift for the shrine maiden as thanks for the invitation and presented it to the horned group in front of you “You guys got a spare cup?”. The group once again began roaring with laughter including the blonde tank in front of you “I like this one fellas. Yea sure, come sit yer ass down, we got a cup and I’m sure she won’t mind if you use it. Names Yuugi by the way”. Yuugi put out her hand for a handshake, returning
it, she shook with such force that it felt like your arm was going to break

It was surprisingly easy to integrate with the group of oni, perhaps the sake really won them over. “I gotta say human, I’m impressed. You can hold your drink damn well” one of the oni commented, “Well when you’re trapped in a village surrounded by man eating beasts, it’d only be natural that I’m an alcoholic” you jokingly said which yet again caused the group to erupt in laughter.

“You lot, I don’t mean to ruin ya fun but Reimu’s getting really pissy about the ruckus you’re making” a voice came from outside the group and everyone including yourself turned their heads to it. Another oni, this one however was much more different from the rest and if it wasn’t for her horns, you’d figure she was just an ordinary girl. “Ah sorry Suika, its just that this ones a complete comedian” Yuugi says pointing at you. The oni, supposedly name Suika, looked at you her eyes slightly widen in surprise, and you give her a slight wave as a greeting “Oh wow, a human drinkin with you lot. That’s a first”. “Hope ya still got my cup around, the girls over there are running out of sake” the ginger oni takes a sit next to you, her horns almost grazing the side of your head. As you already noticed she was much more different compared to the other oni, she was smaller, even smaller than you and was much slimmer in every other department. Her voice was also less rough and rowdy than the rest and more sweet and lighter. Her horns however we’re the most impressive out of the other oni there and you couldn’t help but stare at them in wonder. Suika noticed your gaze and you turn your eyes away, both of you blushing a bit. “Ah sorry girl, but the one Anon’s drinkin from is yours, it was the last we had” Yuugi unapologetically replies, continuing to drown herself in sake. Suika stares at you and grabs the cup in your hands, “I hope you don’t mind if we share it then”. The idea of sharing a cup in your drunken state made you blush like a little boy but seemingly didn’t bother the oni, handing it back to you after taking a gulp and vice versa.

You spent the rest of the night mostly paying attention to Suika, telling her of stories from both the outside and human village and she responded with tales of incident that took place in Gensokyo, one of which involved herself, all the while continuing to the pass the cup between each other. It was only a matter of time till the alcohol started to get a hold of you, “I think it’s time for me to call it quits, I’m past my limits” you slur out and try to stand up, almost falling over but Suika catching you. The oni voiced their displeasure of you leaving, wanting you to continue drinking. Suika spoke up in your stead “Oi, remember that this ones a human, I’m honestly surprised he’s lasted this long. Here let me help you get home”. You try to tell her that she doesn’t have to, even though it was probably for the best, till she picks you up and begins to carry you like a princess, “No complaining, lets go”. Despite your differences in size, she had no issue carrying you “P-put me down, damn oni!”, the show that the two of you were putting on once again cause the oni to burst in laughter, which only puts eyes on the two of you as the rest of the party guest just stare at the show you two are putting on.

A thudding pain in your head suddenly woke you up from your drunken slumber. You moan and groan about having to get up and start insulting yourself about drinking too much last night when suddenly the thought of Suika came back into your mind. You don’t remember much about what happened after she began carrying you home, only that she put on a silly disguise to get into the village with and eventually left you at your door. Making your way to the kitchen to pour yourself a glass of water, you noticed that the glass you and Suika drank from, the memories causing you to blush. Thinking about heading back to the shrine so you can try and return it to her, you suddenly get a knock at the door, opening it to reveal Suika wearing the same disguise she wore last night, her horns covered by her hair and tied up by a ribbon. You exchange greetings and invite her in, figuring she came back for her cup you lead her to the kitchen and give it back to her. “What? Tha ol’ thing? Nah, keep it. I was just wonderin if you wanted to spend some time together, I had fun last night so…”. Accepting her invitation you show her around the village and look for a place to find a drink.

>>42550930
>till she picks you up and begins to carry you like a princess
cute

>>42550930
The relationship you had with Suika was not at all complicated. She’d come over on any given day and drag you along to drink in the human village, or if she felt like a change, would escort you to old hell instead. Sometimes she’d send you invitations to return to the Hakurei shrine once again for another drinking banquet and you’d met up with her and your new group of oni drinking buddies. You spent this morning preparing for her to visit for a day of drinking once again, putting away fresh bottles of water so you can drink the next morning in the chance of a hangover. A familiar knock with a lot of force behind it brought a smile to your face, “Coming Suika, just give me a sec”. You rush to the door, not wanting to keep her waiting, but when you open it Suika has a disappointed look on her face. “Hey Anon, I’m sorry but I’ll have to call off the drinkin session tonight, Reimu has an incident she wanted help solving and I ain’t in a position to say no to her”. You tell her not to worry and the next time she’s free that the drinks will be on the house. “Thank you and again, I’m sorry” she suddenly hugs you tightly with enough force to break your spine, the sudden sign of affection confuses you, but you think nothing of it. You both say your farewells, close the door and head back to the kitchen to finish up what you were doing.

As you went about your business for the day, you couldn’t help but shake the feeling that someone was watching you, even after you were finished talking with Suika outside your house, it felt like there was another person inside despite living alone. It kept you on edge enough for you to use it as an excuse to go out drinking that night despite Suika being absent. While you prowled the village for a place to catch a drink you couldn’t help but think to yourself that this would be the first time in a long while that you’ve been out drinking without the ginger oni at your side, which left you a little upset.

Finally finding an establishment you thought worthy to drink at and quickly made yourself acquainted with others at the bar who you’d spend the night drinking with. Despite humans being a lot duller and more boring compared to oni when it came to drink you still made the most of the situation, putting on games, buying a round for everyone and taking shots every now and then, and there was even a woman at the bar who you recognized as a neighbor and made conversation with her, even flirting together in your drunken state. The feeling that had stuck with you all day however had not disappeared and felt even stronger ever since you started finding somewhere to drink, the feeling became strong enough that it snapped you to your sense and made you realize the sensation of something rustling in your kimono pocket. Staring down at your pocket you finally noticed it, a tiny little girl, identical to Suika in all but size was staring directly into your eyes with an emotionless expression, but an enraged gaze. A gaze that pierced right through you and turned your blood cold. Sweat was pouring down your forehead and managed to get in your eye causing you to blink for a split second, and once you opened your eyes, mini Suika was gone. You chalked it up to just being drunk but we’re still shaken up and decided to call it quits, staggering back home. Once you returned you locked the door behind something you never really bothered to do but felt that tonight would be safest to do so and passing out on your mattress.

A loud and furious knock at the door had woken you up, still partly tipsy from the drinking. Completely unaware of what time it was you ignored the knocking, figuring it was some drunken youth pulling off pranks late in the night. The knocking continued and only grew in intensity, till a sudden smash sound was heard at the door. This you couldn’t ignore, quickly getting up you made your way to the front of the house and passed the kitchen where you could make out a person with an all too familiar figure in the moonlight standing in the kitchen. It was Suika, who despite being in the human village, wasn’t wearing her usual silly disguise, and she was stained with a dark red all over. “S-Suika? Why are you here? Was that you at the doo-“ you were cut off as she quickly lobbed something at you, just missing and shattering on the wall behind you. It was the sake cup she had in her hands just seconds ago now sprinkled in shards all over the floor.

Moving your attention away from the mess, you realized that Suika was now in front of you, the smell of iron lingered on her, and was somehow, taller, taller enough that she was now looking down at you similar many of the other oni you both knew. Her eyes staring you down, the same gaze that the mini Suika just hours before gave you and began to speak “Who gave ya permission to go drinkin without me?”. You were completely confused and tried to respond, “What do you me-“ she once again interrupts you, this time punching a hole in the wall behind you, the thrust of her fist making your ears ring. “I never allowed ya to go drinkin with other women either did I?”. At this point you were horrified and could hardly get words out “Wh-what about when we drink with Yuugi”. “Yuugi is different, she saw ya drink from my cup. She knows who you belong to, that wench you met tonight on the other hand… well she ain’t gonna be a problem anymore”, her blood-stained hand begins to caress your cheek, wiping away tears that didn’t even know were falling from your eyes and she whispers, “Don’t make me do something like that again, promise?”, you nod, the fear so intense you can no longer speak. Seeing your nods of submission, she smiles, and her height seems to be back to normal in a split second “It’s okay, I ain’t angry with ya, after all drinking is fun so you can’t be held responsible. I can’t stay for long though, got some work I gotta do now” Suika stares at the blood on her hands “I’ll come by tomorrow and help fix ya door” She makes her way to the now broken door and waves goodbye, flashing a smile that’s no different from her usual childlike self. Ignoring the broken door, you return to your bed with the feeling you we're stilled being watched and could swear you felt little tiny feet walk atop of you in the dead of night.

Angry Suika is fun to consider since she isn't normally associated with anger.

I like yandere

I was thinking about doing a Yuugi one but it seems as though it would be quite similar to the Suika one in terms of story beats. The idea of drinking partners being an exclusive arrangement seems like an easy point of contention for an oni related story.

I noticed a lot of mistakes in it that I didn't fucking notice while proof reading it. Why am I so retarded

>>42551905
It's ok.
I love you for writing all that

Yan Tewi won't let you leave her bamboo dimension

>>42546557
If Toyohime can keep a human on the moon for three years, I'm sure Yorihime can make things work for her new husband.

>>42537300
Someone make a prompt of this too please
Imagine being a human entering a dark cave and ending up in former hell

>>42551997
She will use her oversized mallet to break your ankles to keep you from running if she has to, you'll be her breeding slave for the rest of your life one way or another.

>>42553186
Wouldn't even need too, you would never be able to leave the forest anyways. All she'd need to do is leave you in isolation long enough where only she'd be your only form of contact and comfort and you'd be clinging to her like a baby sloth on its mother

>>42551905
It's ok anon
Spooky suika is fun

>>42524358
>>42524754
reimu-abuse writer is that you

>>42553991
Post Reimu abuse!

>>42553991
Yup, turns out I can't stop write whoring
I'm getting a distinct feeling that dark romance is the thing I'll write best as this is not the first yanhu I've write in

What would a yandere Meiling be like?

>>42557182
everyone's got a niche
if anything, you making yanhus is ideal since you'll have a monopoly on content

>>42529533
Ruined her.

>>42529533
Perfected her.

Today was a rare day, due to good behavior Remi decided to grant Flan a night to play outside and naturally as a part of your extensive obligations you were to accompany her and "protect" her from any harm, or more accurately protect others from her wrath. The night overhead was bright on this cloudless night as the stars shone and the brilliance of the galaxy's spectacle filled the air above you, at least thats what you were desperately focusing on to keep down your breakfast as Flan rushed out through the air with you in her arms being carried like a princess. One thing you learned rather fast is that Flan didn't exactly have friends outside of the SDM, in fact she didn't have friends there either, the only time you've ever seen her playing around is when the cat burglar witch comes by and plays danmaku with her.

A bit of pity and quick thinking made you think of the human village as a perfect playground for tonight, you knew of the secret nightlife in the village, how the hidden pub often gets youkai patrons past its closing hours and while the shrine maiden slept others would often come out to participate in the hidden night market on the edge of the village. Flan set down with a wide smile in the village square, there wasn't a soul in sight but you knew better then to think the streets were empty as tankui, kitsune, and other youkai in disguise moved about in the alleys and prowled the roads. The moon and starlight lit the up branching cobblestone paths around you leading in all directions without a bit of planning at all, only the pathway to Hieda manor was obvious in its purpose being the widest and most decorative, the painted wooden shops and housing that lined the road were also top notch but all closed and shuttered with no light coming from the windows.

Flan's grin was wide as she looked up at you, her blood red eyes sparkling in the light of the cloudless sky, "Anon-Anon, where are we going to go first?!". Flan could barely contain herself, she's rarely ever been out much less to the human village and you couldn't help but understand Sakuya's unhealthy fascination with the sisters given that despite the novelty of it all and the desire to explore burning hot in her as red as her favorite dress she never strayed from your side and kept glancing over at you like an excited puppy. "Over this way Lady Flandre, theres a restaurant with yummy food that's run by youkai, we'll have brunch then we'll go off and see the market!" the joyful vampire let out a cute sound of acknowledgement as she ran up to you and grabbed your hand naturally like she was your daughter and you walked off onto a smaller dimly lit road.

It wasn't long till the small tavern came into view, the Sanshoku Geidontei was a small little building that blended right in with the surrounding wooden buildings if it wasn't for the signage out front. Its curtains were pulled over the upper part of the door indicating it was closed but you knew better then that and with a curious faced Flan in tow you opened the door widely announcing your presence to the bar at large. Various youkai sat in the dim lighting of the bar's compact but comfortable interior, some giving you glances, some uneasy with a human openly entering and when little Flandre entered into the door frame with you with a, "eh is this is the place with the yummy food? It smells good but its kinda dingy..." some youkai settled in relaxed, some bristled at the perceived danger, but none moved openly against you knowing exactly the power the small vampire contained. With a small word to Flan to mind her manners you entered into the bar properly and took a seat in the back.

The cushions you were seated on were comfy and the table in front of you clean thanks to the pink haired waitresses's efforts, and not long at all after you ordered did the food and drinks you requested arrive. Plates of skewered meats, tofu, beer for you, and a tasty juice for Flan were in front of you but despite the tasty treats Flan's face was a tad bit sour, which caused you a small bit of concern. You took a large gulp of your beer and asked the small vampire in front of you sourly imitating you and chugging down her juice with "pwuh~", she turned her head up to you and with a childishly angry expression on it mumbled, "I don't care to see you getting too comfy with the waitress you know...". She raised her glass and loudly called out, "Another!", you smiled apologetically and a trifle bit confused, "...I'm not sure what I did but i'm very sorry for upsetting you... but you know its rude to suspect your host of such things as a guest." you shrugged exaggeratedly and said in a playful tone, "Oh where did my Lady Flandre go so wrong!". Flans expression softened a bit as she muttered an apology but she was still slightly moody as you continued your meal, you couldn't help but barely hold back the desire to fawn over her.

>>42559558
Wholesome night out with daughter figure!

>>42559558
Noooo... the whale didn't do anything wrong, she doesn't deserve to be popped like a balloon.

>>42545890
Oh... I guess this fits in with the thread.
I'd accept my fate, I guess. I'm already a recluse, living in a basement doesn't sound that bad. Though I hope I can get along with the other residents of the mansion.

>>42560518
Hopefully they will all come to respect you as a valued member of the household if you prove yourself to be an effective handler.

>>42559558
I love this flan posts keep them coming

>>42553991
>>42555679
>>42557182
Is it Reimu abusing (you) lovingly, or the other way around? Being abused by Reimu sounds wonderful, but the other way around sounds awful.

>>42560580
Reimu is abusing (you) "lovingly" (she beats you mercilessly with superhuman strength until you pass out then rapes you while relishing in your injuries)

>>42560589
Just post it already

>>42545890
Okay let's see who I get- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LITERALLY JUST PUT HER IN A JAR HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR AHAHAHAHAHA

>>42560677
What if she smashes it with her hammer?

>>42545890
I don't think theres a whole lot I could do. If I disobey her she'd just give me aids but at the least I wouldn't be able to piss her off since she just lives in a cave system

>>42560684
All that would do is enlarge her prison.

>>42560709
Imagine The Descent but with Yamame as the antagonist.

Raw babymaking sex with Flandre! I dont have a choice!

>>42560795
Are Touhou vampires undead?

>>42560799
They are unbred, which is a problem that needs to be fixed.

>>42529420
I know this is probably a controversial opinion but I think Flandre is literally the most perfect loli in entire existence. I can’t stop admiring her so much. Her blonde hair, the beautiful pale skin, wonderful red dress these are so cuuuute and lewd!

>>42561187
What about her personality bro?

>>42534250
DR. PAVLOV
I’M C-I-A

>>42561204
Ah that’s also true! Her childish innocent daughter/little sister that make you want to protect and spoil her with sweet, candy and cake. How could I forgot!

>>42561252
Having a wholesome daydream about having a sweet but emotionally unstable vampiric surrogate daughter!

>>42545890
I'm gonna get kidnapped and raped before I even notice what happened

>>42560799
Kinda
But Remillia seems to be a "true" vampire or a high vampire or whatever able to walk in the sun (I think) and doesn't have many of the weaknesses a common vamp does
Flan does have those weaknesses and seems to be a common vamp albeit very powerful

>>42561307

just for >>42560607

Reimu was sipping sake today again, the small cup was held in her hand as if she was keeping up some imagined pretense of class but her slightly flushed face was telling to anyone with eyes. You were doing your best in the kitchen to get some food prepared as snacks, she always got angry if you didn't make something to sate her appetite after all and you didn't want to make her angry again. You prepared some basedbeans boiled in onions sauce in a small earthenware pot over the wood fired stove with a bit of rice on the side for the red and white miko sitting in the adjoined living room. You stared at that black boiling liquid with its contents soaking up the salty liquid and softening as your eye ached... Your eye felt as black as the sauce in front of you from the last time you made her mad along and the memories made it throb softly along with the various bruises and welts on your body.

You were a broken man physically and mentally, what started as a loving relationship quickly devolved into a personal nightmare as your once wife Reimu devolved into a monster that took joy only from your pain and the sake. You were almost lost in thought replaying the memories in your head when you realized the beans were almost going to overboil, prompting you to quickly pull them off the stove and fish out the contents to plate next to a freshly prepared bowl of steaming rice. It was all arranged on a tray and you hobbled out of the kitchen with a smile on your face as you channeled the dregs of the love you once had, "dear your lunch is ready... Its one of your favorite drinking foods too!". You placed the tray next to her onto the small squat table in the center of the living room where she lounged about most of the day.

Reimu glanced at the food and you heard a sigh as she knocked back the rest of her cup before she took a large swig straight from the bottle. "Thiz crap again? you surved the same dish twoo fuckin' days ago! Itz bad enough I haves to eat your shit cooking... and now you force me to eat the zame nonsense eeeveryday?!" Reimu was wroth and the growing flush in her face seemed to remind you of an oni of myth, it honestly frightened you. "I-i'm sorry its just... we barely have enough money to buy more then this...", Reimu gave you a disgusted look as she retorted, "whaaat you can't make money anymore? fuckin' lazy shit!" she threw the delicately crafted sake cup at you, her drunken state causing her to miss and it impacted painfully on your chest, you knew better then to flinch or block it however as it'd only set her off more. The pain of the cup didn't bother you too much, it was the pain of her criticisms of your uselessness that hurt you the most, you haven't been able to work recently with a leg most definitely fractured nor the other suspected breaks on your arms and hands. All the wounds inflicted by Reimu of course.

Hurt and battered in more ways then one you replied, "... you know I can't... I can't even walk to the village...". Reimu smiled at your words, the smile held no warmth as she said, "I see~... I'M the bad guy huh...? nout you? nooo... itz never you after all... like what Marisa and all others said~" she took another deep swig before picking up the tray you worked through pain of your broken body to prepare and threw it at you, the scalding rice and beans caused you to yelp out in surprise and pain. Before you knew it Reimu was up and in your face grabbing you by the hair with one hand, your mind was filled with pure terror as you knew what was coming as she lifted the bottle up slowly its contents spilling out, you cried out for her to stop but to avail as she brought the bottle down with glee in her eyes as it struck you across the face making you black out instantly before being roughly brought back to the world of the conscious.

You found yourself on the floor, blood was leaking out from a gash across your face if the warm feeling was any indication as Reimu was already on top of your prone body. "Ifv you can't work than entertain me!" she shouted as she straddled you, the sake was strong on her breathe as she ripped open your jinbei's pants exposing your flaccid cock to her hungry eyes. Despite your weak protests choked by pain your body soon responded to her skillful technique that knew your every weakness, she laughed as she roughed you up further with with random jabs and punches across whatever bit of your flesh she fancied causing you to squirm with teary eyes. Her bloomers were off before you knew it and partially stuffed into your mouth crotch first, you could taste her excitement on the cloth as you watched the miko lift her dress as she guided your engorged cock to her drenched slit.

All at once, roughly just how she liked it she stuffed your dick into her riding you like a jockey pressing her full weight onto your body with her hands. Her sweet moans filled your ears as the tears filled your eyes, she took her pleasure from you like a daylight thief.

>>42545951
>>42546511
>exclude male characters
>exclude non-humanoid characters
Cowards.

>>42563521
I don't see you roll

>>42563402
It feels too real... Reimu would definitely abuse her useless /jp/ husband, even as he tries his hardest to improve.

>>42563521
Go on. Roll the bones on homo/beast lust.

>>42563521
do it faggot

>>42545890
I've hardly read any printworks. Does Tokiko even appear in anything other than the chapter that introduced her in Rinnosuke's book?
She's cute either way, so I'm happy to be stalked, maimed, and possibly eaten by her.

>>42562569
Why is Yukari like this?

>>42568169
because she's lonely and nobody in gensokyo besides yuyuko and suika likes her

Reminder; You can prevent any and all Youkai from raping you with just this tiny little slip of funny paper. It's easy and affordable. They LITERALLY can't touch you if you just wave this at them or put it on yourself.

>>42568509
What happens if i stick it onto them directly?

>>42568526
Even better, they die or grow so weak you could beat them up easily yourself and then you could do the raping.

That's the power of prayer!

>>42568509
only works if you capital B Believe it will work
and ain't nobody on this shithole of a site has that level of faith in superstition

>>42568284
Do old ladies really?

Yandere nitori?

>>42568561
Stay away from running water or she'll jump out like Jason and try to dig your soul gem out your ass with a probing device she made.

>>42568561
Do you think she would place tracking devices on you, and try to lock you in eternal debt to her?

>>42568554
being such an immensely powerful youkai makes everyone afraid of her and unwilling to get close
but you'll be getting close to her, very close indeed
she'll pull you close and hug you tight
and once she does a little magic to fix a little problem, she'll never have to fear old age taking you away

>>42568592
Would you be able to beat her up if you put an ofuda on her?

>>42568509
Who said it was a Youkai that's going to rape you?

>>42568645
I can beat up a small human woman.

>>42568599
it'll probably take a bit more than that to incapacitate Yukari
if anything it would just make her more attracted, being clever and aggressive means you'll give her strong children

>>42568649
You can't beat an ass like this, especially not after Marisa casts her love spell on you.

>>42568680
What if I put more than one on her?

>>42569440
Don't do that, it causes nuclear fission

>>42568561
I guess she'd be after your cucumber.
Those extra arms she's carrying in her backpack would certainly help hold you down. Ever wanted to have sex in a not-metal gear cockpit? Or have stealth sex using optic camouflage?

>>42570947
>Ever wanted to have sex in a not-metal gear cockpit? Or have stealth sex using optic camouflage?
No! I was saving my virginity for when I'd get married to my true love!

>>42570967
You are the true love. And marriage can be arranged.
Rocket launcher wedding as opposed to shotgun wedding?

>>42568592
Honestly not the worst outcome when it comes to a anon being in gensokyo. Guess it'd be time to buckle down and try and make it work out if that happens. Be nice to the new admirer you have. Take her out somewhere nice to eat, or a visit somewhere. Course shes probably been everywhere in Gensokyo but she'd appreciate the company and thought.

>>42571415
>Guess it'd be time to buckle down and try and make it work out if that happens.
Thats the spirit anon
When life gives you youkai, make her your bride

>>42570479
I slap as many as I can onto her with this move.

Yandere Ex-Room
what do you do

>>42577288
Exit room

>>42577288
Walk out.

>>42577288
For what purpose? I'd just ask her to turn back to normal

>>42577358
how else would you give her children?
she wants many of them out of you

>>42577380
Life finds a way

Care to explain?

>>42578833
Take it up with Aya bro, you know how much she loves taking hit and run selfies with random people.

>>42578833
Uh, yeah. That's my wife and I, problem?

>>42578833
What is she gonna do, open my gensozon package?

>>42577288
whatever she wants cause a high int Rumia would be impossible to get away from

>>42582158
Hit her with a frying pan when she turns a corner trying to chase you. It worked on Ghostface.

>>42521057
you during your time in gensokyo you gain an extremely powerful regeneration ability that prevents you from ever dying
additionally parts of your body that are cut off or dismembered remain in tact and don't disintegrate

this doesn't prevent you from feeling pain

which yokai girls become super thirsty for your meat?

>>42583812
Rumia.Fortunately she is apparently weak and incompetent so it would come down to you periodically smacking her away when she shows up trying to bite a chunk out of you. Sometimes she'll succeed in getting a bite, sometimes she won't.

If this gets annoying enough maybe you can make a deal with the vampires to let you live in their more secure mansion in exchange for your blood, if only to not have to worry about Rumia trying to eat you in your sleep.

>>42583865
There could be use in severing your own limbs to feed her. Getting used to that kind of massive pain would help in the long run should you run into misfortune with your immortal body

>>42583812
>which yokai girls become super thirsty for your meat?
All of them, it might e en be amusing getting the buddists to fall unto depravity by willingly offering your meat, buddists do have stipulations that they can't see it being hunted, can't know its been prepared for them, and something else silly.
They even got this story of a rabbit that ascended because it threw itself into a starving man's pot. Using your immortal body it'd be easy to undo the shitty monk's work

>>42583943
Ruining Byakuren and becoming best buds with Nue!

>>42583890
Now that is some grotesque imagery. Imagine walking home late at night and coming across some dude casually cutting chunks out of his own arm with a hunting knife and feeding it to a girl who is eating it off the floor like a wild animal. The girl notices you and growls but the man puts a hand on her head and tells her to stand down. He smiles and wishes you a good evening but tells you that you should probably hurry home, to which you agree. When you finally make it home you take extra care to make sure your windows and doors are locked.

>>42583979
Even worse is that the next day when you go out you realize he's your neighbor and you were always envious of the fact he always had the delicious smell of high quality beef streaming out of his house

>>42584041
Ah, ethical self cannibalism. Only in yandere Gensokyo.

im still waiting for someone to write a human ending up chireiden

>>42585105
Post fitting images to inspire writefags

>>42585105
Problem is Satori is too boring to write as a yandere "she reads mind, sees another girl, blah blah blah". I can't Imagine Orin and Okuu being yandere they'd just get very very sad and I don't wanna write something for Koishi

>>42585203
I can see it working with Okuu if she is too oblivious to realize that her relentless pursuit of someone is inappropriate but refuses to back off even after being told so.

>>42585240
Would be so sad if she pummels Satori because she spoke with Anon about Okuu or something.

>>42585240
She could also be unknowingly killing the object of her affection with radiation poisoning too.

>>42585203
Satori is a more interesting case if anon genuinely isn't thinking of other girls but satori is paranoid anyways and starts isolating him and pushing other girls out of the place because while its not romantic he's established healthy near familial relationships with them that she can't help but suspect will turn romantic

>>42585296
Alternatively it's the motives of the women around him that she doesn't trust. Or both.

>>42585264
that's just depression porn, not yandere

>>42585355
Even if she is still willing to keep that person close after finding out that she is indeed killing him because she would rather him die with her than live on with anyone else?

>>42585105
Come the fuck on, someone needs to do it right now

>>42585440
You do it then

>>42585439
Yes

>>42585203
Okuu works because she's powerful but not too bright, she might hide her new husband somewhere or easily and perhaps overeagerly remove anyone she'd consider a threat + free corpse disposal. Imagine being directly threatened with that arm cannon.
Orin is pretty easy to imagine trying to find someone for herself, but unable due to her job and well, because of Satori. I don't know, she's good at danmaku but is she actually powerful enough to fight over a man? She could always just dissapear human rivals and kidnap her sweetheart either way.
Can Satori read her pets' minds? I wonder if they could hide their actions. Even if she can one human isn't such a great price to keep her pets happy.

>>42585561
Satori looks the other way on this because their benefits still outweigh the cons of arguing with them and potentially falling out over getting rid of their human.

>>42583667
it bounces off her harmlessly because she is a youkai with youkai superhuman durability
she then bats it out of your hand like a condom and starts dragging you home with a steel clad grip

>>42585561
Maybe you could make them work, but they don't deserve to be in abusive relationships, just lovey-dovey wholesome ones

>>42585800
But it will be lovey-dovey. For them.

>>42585800
Anon, you might be in a wrong thread...
Actually nevermind, stay a while, make yourself co͏mf̷ơrtabl̡e.

>>42585949
Okuu is a treasure and deserves to be happy at all times
harm is bad because harm will make her sad, Okuu is after all not for sad

>>42585949
I know where I am, I'm just saying the cutest animals in Gensokyo don't deserve this

>>42585976
They'd be happy. Do you not understand what a yandere is? These girls force things to go their way no matter what.
>>42585988
They don't deserve to be yandere? Or do they not deserve to have a husband?

>>42586039
They don't deserved to be in troubled relationships

test

Stop resisting. You're under arrest.

>>42587711
I am reporting Yama to her superior for harassment.

>>42587715
"Woah, Eiki finally scored? Sweet, maybe she'll relax now that she has a cock to ride."

What response did you expect from hell?

I WANT YANDERE HECATIA
I WANT TO BE HUGGED AND KISSED FROM THREE ANGLES AT ONCE. I WANT TO BE SMOTHERED BY SIX (6) BREASTS AT ONCE. I WILL WEAR THE FUNNY T SHIRT AND BE HER LOVING HUSBAND

>>42588082
Same

Yandere fairies
How dangerous could they be?

>>42588972
Besides a few exceptions they really wouldn't be that dangerous
Like, what could someone like lily white really do to you or another women?

>>42588972
Negligible but they do respawn so you might get tired of constantly finding new ways to kill her when she comes for you.

>>42590921
Lily will hug you really tight and pacify you with her softness! You won't be able to resist! She's such a frightening yandere, look at this evil little fiend.

>>42591044
If I tell her that I prefer autumn as a season will she die?

>>42591061
It'd hurt a lot(emotionally)

>>42591061
You'd make her cry!

>>42591115
>>42591135
All in all pretty tame responses.

>>42591309
What else would you expect from a fairy? If fairies tried fighting you they'd sit and discuss how to fight you right in front of you then forget all their plans for a frontal assault anyways

>>42591355
Watching a fairy reduce herself to tears in frustration at her own weakness when she can't physically do anything to prevent the object of her obsession from interacting with other women!

Lily clinging to you as you go about your day declaring her love for you super loudly no matter the situation!
Being super embarrassed as she tries flirting with you no matter the day!
Apologizing when you talk to a girl cause Lilly is staring daggers into her with teary eyes!
Lilly not stopping even when you try going to bed and being real frustrated cause she doesn't know how to force herself on you and is only able to restlessly cuddle!

>>42591474
Sneaking into your home during the winter and trying to barricade you in so you can't leave until it's spring again!

>>42591135
That would be how she gets me
I wouldn't want to see her cry

>>42571415
Gappy can and does travel the world, and is probably loaded from centuries of investments making returns
You can recommend anywhere and she'll open a way

>>42587711
does touching booby count as resisting?

>>42592312
Yes but she likes it when there is a little fight in the arrestee. It gives her an excuse to use even more force.

>>42545890
just how fucked am i

>>42593574
It's not so bad. Youmu will be far too busy with Yuyuko's orders to do anything to you.

>>42593593
Maybe if she harasses him too badly he can just go to Yuyuko and ask her to keep her servant in check.

>>42593593
But when she's off the clock it will make her even more forceful.

>>42593599
That sounds risky. If Yuyuko decides that it would be amusing to her, she could easily order Youmu to start bullying him.

>>42593605
Anon, there is no "off the clock" for Youmu. Yuyuko gets hungry at all hours of the day.

>>42593606
Yuyuko causing an incident by coaxing female youkai into talking to you just to see what Youmu would do about it!

>>42593605
fake Youmu
the real one would never allow you to use a condom

>>42547825
Kanako demanding all of your faith and worship! Telling her you can't giver her those things because you've never been religious! Kanako making it her goal to turn you religious...for her! Kanako putting a curse on you and filling your life with misfortune until you come crawling back for help! Kanako lifting the curse on the condition that you stay with her at the shrine!

Shrine life isn't so bad! The priestess is a nice modern girl and you have plenty to talk about! Kanako angered by your blossoming friendship with her!

>>42588972
A single fairy? Not so much.
Now, if poor innocent Human-kun somehow ended up attracting a whole legion of fairies a the same time, things might get a little hectic.

>>42593811
Imagine successfully turning them all on each other and causing a fairy civil war.

>>42593614
Then you'd be in danger at all times.

With the food in her belly and the sweet juices coursing through her powerful vampire veins Flan was energetic for the hidden market. You didn't know the details but a goddess of the markets had been recently empowered and along with her resurrection humans and youkai alike were reaping the benefit of the special markets cropping up wherever there was civilization. Flan was holding your hand humming a peculiar song as she was nearly skipping in excitement at the prospect of something as simple as taking in the sights and sounds of a market. The road you were on was dark as it was only a dirt path and reflected little of the moons light but flan wasn't slowed in the slightest not caring even if she kicked up dirt onto her own dress.

The market itself was situated on the edge of the bad side of the village though the residents of this shady part of the village knew better then wonder around this hour of the night after even the rowdiest of drinking halls closed for the night and aside from some passerbyers and the occasional passed out drunk in an alley you were alone on the road. That is until the reached the market, dim lanterns lined the stalls to indicate that they were open for business but barely even lit up the interior of the stands and stalls much less the walkways where a crowd shuffled by. The stall owners didn't hold back their voices, most were clearly youkai and shouted their deals like any normal market despite the dark of the night having no fear of being discovered.

Flans eyes went wide at the sight of the youkai peddling their various goods, the sounds of deals being made and haggled over, and the delicious smell of the foods being sold and expertly prepared that tempted you even though your belly was satisfied. "Look look anon!" Flan still holding your hand used it like a leash as she leaned out pointing at what intrested her but not breaking the fragile link between you, "That place has toys too! and that one has dresses! Can I get that? I really wanna see that necklace over there!". Flan was overjoyed as with a simple nod you walked over to what looked like an ordinary old man as he spoke up, "Oh... I see the young miss knows a good piece of art when she sees one! That one over here was crafted by a good friend of mine..." Flan's eyes sparkled only halfway listening to the old man as she looked over the various pieces of jewelry eventually settling on a fine necklace made of copper with a purple gem in the center piece.

Flan proudly displayed the necklace on her neck and your wallet felt a good bit lighter but your heart was jumping with joy at the almost painful grip she had your hand in and the smile that shone as bright as a full moon. Nobody got in your way in the market, even as the crowds increased and congested the area the crowds parted as you two walked in your little world, the mixed crowd of various youkai undoubtedly felt the threat radiating from Flan despite her happy mood. The both of you eventually relaxed on a bench enjoying the atmosphere of the market as the night grew its darkest and your mouth felt a bit dry, "Lady Flandre would you like some juice? I'm not sure about you but my throats getting dry." Flan thought for a second before saying, "ummm, yeah I want some juice too! here let Flan get it!" she hopped up onto her feet with here eyes shining and hands extended you responded, "Its find my lady its my job after!" but Flan was insistent, "Its okay, I really wanna buy it myself, Flan can do it!". You gave in quickly to those puppy dog eyes and handed a few coins to Flan and with a word of, "be careful now and don't pay more then the sign says!" you watched the childlike scarlet vampire disappear beyond a bend and the press of the crowd.

You were a bit worried... for any fool that accosts Flan anyways... but you were happy to indulge her modest wishes and as you mentally kept track of how long she's been away a familiar voice sang out to you, "Oh, is it you Anon-kun?". You turned your head to see a familiar head, several actually, Sekibanki appeared with a extra head or two in tow and walked up to you, "I've barely seen you since you started working at that mansion, how've you been?". She smiled as she asked, you've been friends with Banki ever since you've lived in the village, you two meeting properly after you found her hanging out with her friends at the misty lake while you were fishing and hit it off.

You two got to chatting, it was genuinely fun catching up with your old friend but you forgot to keep track of time and you felt a cold piercing gaze on you as Flan emerged. Sekibanki must have felt it too as she suddenly clammed up as one of her heads burst into ribbons, Flan spoke without visible emotion as the market quieted down around you feeling the bloodlust in the air, "Leave or i'll have to break you". Banki not missing a beat ran off making herself scarce and Flan took up her place at your side on the bench, saying nothing as she sat by you.

>>42593969
Yuyuko is monitoring the situation and always calling on Youmu the second she looks like she's finally about to successfully rape you just to increase her frustration and aggression levels for her own amusement. She just wants to see what it will be like when Youmu finally just snaps and takes what she wants.

>>42593810
Kanako will take what she desires, its her right as chief god of the Moriyans

>>42593996
Banki doesn't deserve to be bullied... she's the goodest of girls.

>>42593969
What would she do if I called her a dork and flicked her forehead?

>>42594115
I wouldn't reach out to her, you might not get your hand back for a while.

>>42594019
I can't believe Anon-chan is such a slut flirting around with other girls when he has me- I mean Flan-sama!

>>42594190
I wouldn't be able to marry my precious daughter figure...

>>42594203
Its fine anon, you might not be able too. But Flan will force things along for you so you won't have too!

Hecc has decided that you belong to her.
Quite frankly, she'd tell you that what awaits you if you refuse is an horrible journey into the depths of hell, but as convincing as that argument would have been, there's nothing quite like keeping you to herself without any more argument than a sheer display of force & dominance over you.

>>42594529
Okay but which flavour of Hecc is going to keep me, this is important

>>42593996
Anon gots some explaining to do
Just hope flan listens

>>42594563
Given that it is her realm, it's expected that you spend the most amount of time with Hell Hecc. Doesn't mean the others won't be there if the situation justifies it, or if you somehow were foolish enough to think about running away. After all, Hecatia is probably the most practical, no non sense posterchild of the idea of you not being able to run away from your new wife. Whether you're in hell, or somehow get scooped to Earth, or for some asinine reason, you end up on the Moon, Hecatia WILL be there, she WILL find you, and no matter on who's decided to scoop you, you'll end right back up with Hecatia. NO ONE wants to challenge Hecatia.
Hope you're happy with your life as a house husband and boytoy, because the only way it's changing is if Hecatia chooses so.

>>42594851
Red is my favourite colour so this works I guess

>>42594851
Still sounds like a good deal
It also comes with a bonus clown daughter

>>42593822
Trying to appease the literal flood of fairies by offering a kiss to each one if they can make an orderly line!
Watching half of them go *pichuuun* from sheer embarrassment!
Realizing the survivors are now rabidly fighting to the death to be first in line!

>>42595143
Fairies banding together to try to fight off stronger youkai if they catch one trying to talk you up!

>>42595143
I want an endless tide of fairy wifes now

>>42596657
this man knows where its at
Mob fairies are the best

>>42596929
All they need is a competent commander to unite them and they will be unstoppable...

>>42594755
Poor anon doesn't know why Flan gets so mad.
Flan probably doesn't understand either!

>>42597018
I'm now imagining Mount and Blade but all the units are touhou fairies. Anon becomes a minor warlord outside the human village with his horde of fairy admirers.

>>42597547
For that I just play the touhou mount and blade for that
Yes it is kino

>>42593996
Little flan getting a bit jealous

>>42601150
Telling Flan I'm getting married but it's okay because we'll take care of her together!

>>42602215
Flan killing your fiance and never letting you out of her sight again!

>>42602968
>Flan killing your fiance
nono anon
flan is actually saving you from a bad lady who was trying to take advantage of you

>>42605206
What a considerate little sister!

>>42605206
My little Flan is so nice protecting me from evil women!

Flan being unable to escape the family zone for being too adorable!

Lunarians would never come down from their moon just to be yandere for some earthling, I'm sorry but that's just a ridiculous notion.

>>42613161
yeah, they'd just abduct them in the night and trap them on the moon

>>42612063
You put flan in the family zone
She takes you to the rape zone

>>42613721
Worrying about the Habsburg children it will produce even though we aren't actually related!

Flan has been moody after your recent adventure into the human village, you barely knew what to make of it given that you didn't understand why Flan even cared that you talked to a friend. You knew she didn't have friends so having you was something wonderful and wanted to keep you to herself but you didn't understand why she got so mad even when you merely talked to another girl. Perhaps she thought you'd spend less time with her? You could understand the pains of a good friend being torn away but it still struck you as odd.

You were sitting around the small two person table in Flan's sealed room playing a game of hanafuda during a break in Flan's studying session. Naturally you were able to beat her entirely but you played just hard enough to let her feel like she outwitted you and relieve some built up stress not only from studying but from the past few days of her being moody. She scared you at times, where once some gentle words and treats were able to get her docile enough to guide her in studying, exercise, or play now she seemed too barely listen to you giving you glares at times as she mulled something over rubbing the necklace you gave her the other day at the market between her small and deceptively strong fingers.

Just as Flan was about to win her "hard earned" victory over you she put down her cards causing you to stare at her a bit quizzically but you said nothing as the cold look in her eyes seemed to broker no argument. She sat there glaring at you for what was only a few seconds no longer rubbing her necklace as became habitual in recent days sending warning bells through your mind with your survival instincts forcing your throat to choke out, "I-Is there something I can do for you.... Lady Flandre...?". The child like vampire stood up without saying a word before walking to your side of the table, she grasped your cheeks filling her hands as she moved her face in close to you her eyes directly gazing into yours. To say it made you uncomfortable would be an understatement.

After keeping you in suspense and immense mental discomfort with her predatory eyes staring into your soul she spoke up her voice soft and betraying no emotion, "Why... Why do you insist on talking to other girls? I'm all you need you know? Are you dissatisfied with me? Are you broken in the head?". You couldn't process the questions all the way but you were able rattle off a reply despite your confusion... "You mean... my old friends..? I just... I just like talking to them? You know I only serve you... I-I haven't even played games with anyone else...". You felt odd, knowing you had nothing to apologize for but still taking on a guilty tone as Flan pressed you. Flan stepped back a step letting her hands fall from your face as her gaze fell to the carpet.

"I see... so thats why..." she nodded to herself and muttered something under her breathe, you only heard the words, "...Patchy... book-... -as right...". Just as you were about to relax yourself Flan walked up to you unnervingly fast and before you had a chance to blink she hefted you over her shoulder like you were a rag doll and before you had time to yell out in surprise she threw you onto the bed with contemptuous ease. You landed on your face, you were a bit dazed but not hurt as the plush bed broke your fall and by the time you turned yourself over Flan was on the bed as well crawling towards your prone form. Your subconscious didn't let your foremind realize what was happening until it was too late, Flan was over you, her porcelain arms sunk into the bed on either side of your shoulders locking you place as her legs veered off to the side of you, you knew there was no escape as the thought of 'Ah so this is how I die' rung in your mind. However, Flan's cold words made her intentions clear, "It seems you really are broken in the head... So i'll make it clear, you are MINE and MINE ALONE."

A faint blush crept on the edges of her cheeks but no further as she straddled your face lifting the hem of her dress over your head, "A foolish dog like you deserves to lick its master at her request!". You almost burst out laughing at that recited line from one of Patchy's lame "erotic" book but you knew better and with a "Yes Lady Flandre..." you grasped her thighs guiding the bloomer-clad waist of the girl you saw as family to your face. In more ways than one you felt weird licking the puffy slit through the pure white cloth holding her faint aroma, your mouth and tongue caressed it in the red tent you found yourself in as Flan squirmed in your grasp. You weren't especially experienced but Flan was even less so as you heard her breathing heavier, you displaced the bloomers and with a yelp of, "H-uh? W-" you licked the alluring pussy of the girl you call your lady.

It didn't take long for Flan's breathing to go ragged and heavy as with a silent gasp she fell forward, with her crotch pressed on your face and body collapsed in a heaving pile you both lay there in silence

>>42614249
Remilia is going to be ANGRY if she finds out!

>>42614249
flan finally marked her man

>>42614249
Oohhh flan is heating things up!!!

Awww this threads already over

>>42614896
was a blast to read though

>>42614249
since threads done what are you gonna do about the story write fren?
i had a blast reading it and would like to see more

>>42614249
Please continue the story when the new thread is up

>>42614249
The suspense is killing me