/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The bird with the crystal plumage

>>42572446
understand what miss wurm?

>>42572462
I'm sure there's no time to explain.

I want a comfy shog maid that suddenly goes dom mode from time to time.

Harpies!

>>42572456
>>42572486
They sure follow similar fashions

>>42572446
How would different monster girls deal with a very paranoid gun nut shut in?

Brats are made for spanking

>>42572529
Can't wait until she's added to the game.

Remember to not split the party anons, don't want to see you failing and having your entire party fall to monsters.

>>42572529
imma go for older meatier aunt instead

>>42572545
Can't wait until she's added to my bed.

>>42572546
You guys have parties lmao, i just solo

>>42572548
>anons keep talking about hags
>no monster has ever been portrayed as older than mid 20s physically

>>42572577
and? remember, its a place to make your dreams come true as long as it fits the rules

>>42572529
Made for making more smug by worshipping her.

>>42572577
monsters age differently from humans

>>42572620
People always talk about 'correcting' brats, but I want to make mine even worse. I want to encourage all of her worst habits and keep her as a raging bitch who bullies me verbally and sexually.

>>42572620
the oncoming slew of malef fanart is going to be great.

so when does the new girl go public?

I volunteer for the frontlines of the hagville invasion

>>42572665
one month if I am reading the dates between twitter and pheonix right.

>>42572577
i know. i know. one of the greatest pains of the world is that lolicons are delivered their wives on silver platters and the noble hag fuckers must subsist on fanart and writing

>>42572674
i want to be the first into hagville and rape and pillage all the houses i see
>tfw the towns doors are wide open and funny enoguh all the guards are "asleep"

>>42572638
>Slightly more body fat
>Breasts become heavier
>Gaze becomes sultrier
Only the keened-eye can differentiate a hag from a 21 year old at first glance.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

There is absolutely wrong with your wife also being your house.

>>42572851
You should commission a few frames of animation picturing a horny tanuki breathing heavily.

>>42572861
this but with a snail girl, not some stinky sandworm

>>42572861
Your waif also being your house seems pretty cool. So i don't know why you say it's wrong.

>>42572871
Sorry. But I strongly prefer that this never gets illustrated, let alone animated. Some things are best left up to the imagination. I would be greatly upset if this ever got drawn. So no, I won't ever commission this. I appreciate the suggestion though; it's just not for me.

Lilim appreciation post, druella #1 edition

>>42572881
Meant nothing wrong and didn't bother proofreading.

>>42572904
Isn't Druella among the eldest lilims? She's a HAG!

>>42572915
>be ancient lilim
>100s if not 1000s of years old
>so beautiful that men lose control and get horny looking at you
>still single
What a failure.

>>42572861
Where are you supposed to hide your dirty magazines then?
No man should go without an issue of Maid Mammaries Monthly.

>>42572933
She’s married if I remember correctly.

>>42573011
I thought it was left ambiguous if she was or not

>>42573018
it's so that you can self insert

speaking of self inserts do you ever see girls like malef dragon and think wow, that's cute. But then she has all this baggage about public sex or something and it seems a lot less appealing?

>>42573120
I mean if you're already married to one. You could discuss things out with them so that there is no public sex in your relationship or be married to another species. I don't see the problem

what are good pick up lines for monster girls?

>>42573120
Those girls are clearly for people who are into non-standard culture, you don't go for an extremist if you want to live out "america from 50's TV ads, but women have animal ears" fantasies

>>42573120
100%. Dark Mage is probably my favourite design but the idea of of your significant other being both hedonistic and self-centred doesn't interest me at all. And I know stuff like you getting enslaved as a familiar is just mamano-nese for getting married, but I just can't imagine actually enjoying being with someone like that.

>>42572640
It works best when you keep trying to correct her but your "corrections" just embolden her to be even more of a brat, especially in public, because she knows you're gonna rail her tight ass as soon as you get home. It just turns into one big cycle of her acting up and then getting cumfalted into a mess.

>>42572983
>Hellhound momster found my copy of POUND! 100 Pages of Hellwans in the nude and a large centerfold
>Tried telling her I was reading it for the articles but now she has me cornered and is breathing heavily

>>42573167
Depends on the monster
Anything remotely commy like hellhounds or any kind of hag will just grab you if you stammer and stutter

>>42573188
>commy
DOMMY FUCK

>>42573187
Looks like your plan worked, anon!
I think you won't be able to move tomorrow morning, though...

>>42572674
I volunteer to distract the Wurmpit just outside the gates of Hagville. Leave those beautiful, simple, ladies to me!

>>42573188
>Commie
fuck communism, gimme 40 quarter pounds and a fucking eagle wurm

Chesire phantom wip

>>42573220
>hag wurms
fuck you, thats my job

>>42572902
So you admit that you've been a shitposting faggot for these past threads?

>>42573200
She's going to sieze your means of reproduction

>>42573175
Demons are the exceptions I say. You could have the traditional 50's TV adsrelationship without issues. Another reason why Demons are godly.

>>42573232
Oh no
>Ram ranch knockoffs
>Porn meme muscials

>>42573237
Fine we can distract them together, I'll take the ten on the right, you take the ten on the left.

>>42573232
it's good. Speaking of drawing I grabbed every rough sketch off kcs patreon, anything else I should grab while I still have it for the month?

>>42573256
>he didn't notice the tunnels behind them

>>42573232
Damnit she's cute.
I don't want to endure an entire musical with lewd jokes just to fuck a cat.

>>42573244
Yeah demons would work because they are perfect for the "subverting expectations" cliche and you can always explain it with contract conditions.
But you cannot look at something like an Atlach-Nacha and complain that she wouldn't work in your white picket fence fantasy, unless you write her around the gimmick of being different from rest of her species.

>>42572477
t.scorn parasite

>>42573257
You going to stop being a patron?

>>42573120
Akanames for me, I like the tongue stuff, but all the filth eating makes me not want to touch them.

>then KC made Mucus Toad and I forgot about Akanames until now

>>42573298
i only subscribed for the month, yes.

>>42573293
Agreed. Though isn't the Atlach-Nacha part of the Abyssal races and this has nothing to do with Radicals?

>>42572528
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

>>42572477
Sounds good but only if she acts like her sudden bursts of rape are totally normal and nothing worth discussing.

>>42573310
Gotcha. I expect he has already lost some patrons already and more will follow. He can't just leave people hanging and expect them to hang around forever.

>>42573313
I like Mindflayers, they deserve headpats and cheek squishes. I wouldn't mind being a squid if that meant I wouldn't be fucking depressed anymore.

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>>42573328
didn't it peak at like 2300? Just before he posted it was almost back down to 1800. A brief bump now, but most people thought it was going to be a game if I am reading community posts and some anon posts right.

>>42573269
I noticed, I just want them to think they got me until I turn around and grab their massive Wurm tits.

>>42573347
>that Anubis mating press
fucking nice

>>42573347
>not found

>people are still posting (FC) stories
So what are the rules here? I thought it ended in January

>>42572560
>little did anon know
>he WAS the raid boss for the monstergirl party

Pet mice.

>>42573387
>the most popular story is plotless not!erotica
I don't know what I was expecting

>Cheshire in the starting village pretending to be a guide offering quests to new adventurers

>quest to purify the haunted mansion armed with holy water and sacred relics (spring water and plastic trinkets)
>quest to retrieve a lost item deep in the Houndlands wearing a collar inscribed with protective symbols (actually reads "chewtoy")
>quest to deliver a message to the Cat Kingdom with the help of monster-repelling parfume (catnip extract)
>quest to vanquish the big bad wolf in the forest wearing a red hooded cloak of invisibility (actually just a regular cloak)

>>42573398
i'd be the most unfair one, dodging every attack until their stamina and mp runs out and place them outside the boss room after i'd yoink about half of their money

>>42573399
I have a great idea.
If you feed and pet all the mice in your neighborhood, then they'll know not to bother people for food and will be extra respectful of you.

>>42573402
Post the third slide you coward

>>42572577
Hag is just a codeword for a thick sultry older woman. 97% of the time it doesn't mean actual crows feet and wrinkles. It can refer to many things
>the ancient queen that's been asleep for five thousand years
>your aunt and adopted momster (no matter how old they actually are)
>your unmarried teacher
>that one CC neighbour that always gives you food
Hags are a very flexible concept

>>42573167
>hey, I'm the one - heard you looking for me

>>42573417
I always hated those enemies in beat-em-up games that steal your stuff and you have to beat them up to get your money back but they have a ton of health and permanently disappear if you don't deal with them in time while other normal enemies are trying to attack you. God I want to hatefuck a nuki

>>42573440
>teacher
i need more monster teacher lewds

>>42573457
I really like hakutaku but its a shame that they've essentially been locked into the mamano teacher role. Partly to their own and other monsters detriment

>>42573446
>Barely said anything to her
>Juices already flowing out of her tail
Oh man, that's gonna end "badly"

>>42573472
canonically wanting to marry this specific type of monster is the hottest thing to them, right after wanting to marry this specific monster girl (as a person)
so any male initiative towards wooing a monster will already make her extra horny and desperate

>>42572933
>>so beautiful that men lose control and get horny looking at you
That might be the problem. The men get horny and jump on the closest available monster. The lilim's horny aura is so powerful that she's never close enough to a man to get jumped. If you ask me the lilims that had the easiest time getting a husband are those that can control their horny long enough to get a man into bed where he can't escape

>>42573465
nah, i wanna more lewds, i want more hakutakus being the stern teachs that force their student to learn how to please teach

>>42573493
Smol guy or big Medusa?

When magus comes back I hope he posts the poll results. The winner is already clear.

>>42573167
>Wanna see my lance?

>>42573517
greeks back then were midgets so smol guy

>>42573486
>Oh you wanna marry me?
>Heh, that's not how it works, meat.
>I'm gonna eat you.
>Shred you to bits, tear you apart.
>Enjoy the greasy flesh you humans have.
She's still talking sexual, but she doesn't want you to know that.

>>42573517
big juicer

>>42573293
A tsundere 50s housewife that verbally abuses you while always making sure dinner is ready on time actually does sound endearing. Also if you take the Chaos aspect into account a massive eldritch spider coming to and from work dressed as Don Draper would be hilarious

>>42573521
Dragons truly deserver their title of ruler.
Only such fine ladies can understand the superiority of the lance as a weapon.

>>42573534
that's dorky even for a batcat and they are the biggest dorks out of all monstergirls

>>42573493
Best snake.

>>42573167
"You're nobody 'til somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you."

>>42573347
hellhounds being cute this week

>>42572904
HELL YEAH DRUELLA IS #1
Everybody hail the Demon Realm

>>42573167

>>42573486
Any compliment of their monstruous parts is pretty high up there too.
Even seemingly innocent stuff like saying a manticore's paws look strong will likely net you a rape.

>>42573478
Got an unironic awooga from me, thanks anon

>>42573600
>Hey lady, those wings look stunning. They'd look so good around my back.
>Your tail is leaking, why don't you let me plug it?
>Can your ears hear low frequencies? I want to whisper something in a deep voice into them.
>Your mane really is perfect for camouflage. I want to bury my face in it.

>>42573589
Monoeyes used to be so popular... What happened?

>>42573624
You are very lucky monsters don't care if you got game.

>>42573626
it's the power of one guy

>>42573498
It's the kiki/shogg paradox. Their primary function is as maids but other monsters need a chance too

>>42573626
A mix of people getting too into bullying them to actually do anything with them and not covering a big, buff cyclops smith that makes your gear.

>>42573632
I guess. I haven't talked to a real woman in almost 10 years.

>>42573167
Here's a list of daughter names I like...

>>42573638
how about a angel teacher, robot teacher, wurm teacher, jinko teacher

>>42573167
i'm hungry, cold and tired. please help

>>42573624
You're getting raped until you pass out and will wake up to morning rape in bed for breakfast.

>>42573632
Walking up to a monster and pointing at your boner has a 99% seduction success rate.
You don't need to worry about your game.

>>42573664
You're going to the cuddle cabin

>>42573167
I must go over again and again. Those women don't like me. I disturb them.

>>42573678
I don't know why you felt the need to rephrase what I said.

>>42573678
>You're getting raped until you pass out and will wake up to morning rape in bed for breakfast.
going to kiss and thank her for raping me

>>42573664
>you've alerted every motherly monster within a 69 mile radius

>>42573706
thats a chesh, she aint got a tail pussy

>>42573440
>97% of the time it doesn't mean actual crows feet and wrinkles
Says you, I love the older women who actually show a bit of mileage. Give me an older MG with wrinkles, sags, and veins and I will show you a soon to be mother.

>>42573398
I wonder if there's a secret club of ridiculously strong guys who just randomly do stupid shit to end up on the news every now and then like turning mountains upside down or carving giant dicks out of rocks and shit

>>42573720
I got duped

>>42573720
>No shit-eating grin
Not a chesh.

>>42573729
>the giant dick mountain becomes a tourist attraction
>it becomes a tradition to rub your pussy against it for good luck

>>42573722
i would love that as well, those things make a older mg worth going to end game areas or into difficult to reach places
>>42573738
it a gif, dum dum

>>42573738
she gets really depressed when anon's not around

>>42573746
Damn smug cat!
Worst wonderland girl.

>>42573729
i would carve a massive pair of tits and leave in front of a sabbath hq

>>42573752
smug meme cats made absolute fools out of us AGAIN

>>42572529
She looks like she's weak to anal

going for a walk with your lamia(polymorph)

>>42573663
Very strict, no-nonsense Archangel tutor who warms up as you keep studying with her.
Wears loose-fitting robes and togas which barely cover her big, meaty, matronly body, and berates you for being a pervert when you inevitably peek (though she'd lay off if she thought it was actually upsetting you). After a few months, she decides that the best way to motivate you is to 'reward' you with her body, letting you snuggle up nude with her, pressing your head into her breasts while she jerks you off, and slowly grinding her hips into you as she indulges you in slow, romantic sex as she clutches you to her warm, soft, meaty body every time you get an A on a test.

>>42573764
Weakness to anal increases with years spent as a virgin.
Hags are the weakest, along with ancient evils.

>>42572446
Sweaty sport hebi

>>42573722
Congrats you're the 3%. Want a hagfucker medal, you special boy?

>>42573812
This would be perfect if she was wearing glasses and they fogged up from the steam.

>>42573812
Buff hebis that care for a soft Ryu

>>42573775
>tfw she still grades your performance in bed and tells you what you can do better

>>42573626
>>42573633
Glowies party vanned Monoeyefag for uncovering government secrets pertaining to the ancient and dignified race of Cyclopean women in the mood located in the Adriatic Sea.

>>42573649
Basically. It's kind of like Amazonesses getting flanderized but unlike ParkedBuggy nobody cares about monoeyes when Gazer exists.

>>42573824
im taking the ryu and running before any of the hebis wake

>>42573812
warm milk

>>42572529
The best way to deal with dragons is to learn max level pyromancy. You wouldn't think it would do anything since dragons are immune to fire damage, but normally they give up without a fight if they see your flames are bigger than theirs.

>>42573860
nah, its to wrestle them into submission, i learned that from my wurm momster, and jabber auntster, and you win you put them into a mating press and pierce their vagina

>>42573839
>"Hmmm, it seems the mistress is missing."
>'Is that so? It does seem a young man stole off with her in the night.'
>Impressive, I don't know how he managed to move our mistress so quickly.
>"Well now, I guess we should send a letter to her cousin, someone has to take over the shrine....Unless we, say, let it slide and make it into a training temple."

I found this rare archival footage of an electric dragon
I'm going to leave it here, don't touch it without rubber gloves on

>>42573821
I don't want a medal, I want the oldest Hellhound in Hell!

>>42573885
well shit, my dick is hard as steel, so.........

>>42573836
>After that, by the time the man wakes up, they'll already be gone and only the weapon promised will be left behind.
That one sentences really harms MGE's cyclops' popularity.
Most people the "rape & release" mentioned in older profiles, but having a monster ditch you just hurts.

>>42573885
good thing i brought protection

>>42573885
Pretty sure KC mentioned elemental drakes once.

>>42573904
Most people ignore the "rape & release"*

>>42573904
it feels to me like they lack self confidence so you're supposed to pursue them yourself but i'd rather a confident lady to begin with.

>>42573919
>Most people ignore the "rape & release"*
you mean a translation issue.

>>42573919
Remember not to bully the sludge dragon. It's not her fault that she can only puke corrosive sludge,

>>42573931
I can only puke stomach acids

you get big titty monster gf but
She has Colgate colored hair and makes toothpaste from her tits

>>42572477
Just refuse her service or use a household object she hasn’t turned purple yet. Warning, this will also actually piss her off, so don’t do it too much.

>>42573937
Sounds like you're perfect for each other.

>>42573957
Alear is a wholesome bean that deserves lots of hugs to be fair.

>>42574046
>Alear
t.dragoncel

>>42574046
thats her name huh? so would you get both toothpaste and milk? tilk?

>>42574079
I wish there were more none zipangu monster girls wearing weeb clothing...

>>42574079
i like dullahans with thick braids for grabbing

>>42573120
I just ignore the profiles entirely. The writing for 99% of them is all the same anyways, so I just look at the cute girls and move on

>>42574130
Good attitude.

>>42574079
Wow she's cool.

>>42573649
Monoeyes being insecure and stuff seems to be a bigger trope in Japan, and I think that carried over. Cyclops could use an update.

>>42573812
Hnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
>she got jealous of all those buff mamono you seem to like

>>42574184
...Has KC ever updated a profile? I know he's done the art (Lamia) but has he ever done the actual profile?

>>42574198
It's hard to say. I want to say maybe, but a lot of it seems to be translation related rather than a true update. I'd settle for just giving the oldest girls updated art though.

>>42573347
hello wikifriend, good to see the collection is still going- are you aware the neocities link is not working?

>>42574215
Yeah a lot of them just look a little too much like cosplay to make me see them as actual monster girls.

>>42574234
have patience

About pickup lines - how would you seduce an Ushi, by complementing her monster parts?
Or any other monster that you can think of - Sandworm, Nurenago, Gremlin...

>>42574256
About sandworms I can definitely see one telling you that's she's definitely the type to swallow.

>>42574249
what could you possibly be doing that would take, what, two weeks?

>>42574256
i don't know if you need words for ms ushi. walk up, grab her honkers and give a hearty squeeze

>Post on 4mon
>Reveal I am a human man
>I am met with demands to post peanus or shut the fuck up
>Oblige the demand
>Now I am getting random emails and someone keeps calling and breathing into the phone
I think I fucked up.

>>42574256
A single Ushi? By walking into her range of vision.

>>42574256
I can just imagine laying it on super thick with a demon, just complimenting her on the quality of the parchment patrick bateman style and espousing the quality of the fountain pen she hands you. She gets so utterly flustered that she doesn't notice you adding in new clauses for unlimited lap pillows and cuddles [/spolier]

Consider:
Fluffy moth

>>42574270
All sex with sandworms is oral play.
>>42574278
>>42574279
Hypothethical situations where you manage to master the art of sneaking about and go up to her undetected, giving you an opening for a pikcupline.
>>42574280
>the clauses are already there

>>42574256
>About pickup lines - how would you seduce an Ushi, by complementing her monster parts?
>Hey girl, I would ushi your oni.

>>42573313
Good luck to them
my house is like a booby trapped crack den, claymore mines included.

>>42574297
>Wurm breaks through
>sees "Front towards enemy" written on the claymore
Silly anon, Wurms can't read

>>42574249
ah, i'm not trying to accrue hurry, just notifying
please keep up the good doings at a pace

Gonna build a drilling machine and use it to break into Big Mama's wine cellar. They'll never expect someone to dig up from underneath.

Dread queen rathian

>>42574327
but Anon - main entrance if from the underneath, and miss wurmy is just there going for a sip, thinking how good it would taste with a cute single boy to kiss inbetween the sip

>>42574327
they'd probably let you in the front door if you asked

I think I messed up, I have a human girlfriend while secretly having a monster wife. I think leaving the Order was a mistake.

>>42574347
leave your human gf with your monster wife for 20 minutes and you will have two monster wives

>>42573244
I'd say a good number of them do that by default, but they still sort of speak like a classic demon lording over a foolish human. It's pretty cute.

>"Human. Being happy is your duty! What? You're not happy? That is treason against us!
>...Anyway, you're not looking well taken care-of. Are you single?
>Are you perhaps not sleeping enough because of your job? Are you eating well? Do you like meats? Just wait a second" (puts on an apron)
>"Even though your basic living conditions have improved, yet you still feel unhappy; I see human's greed indeed knows no bound~
>What is that? You don't have abilities to be husband of me, and you're not worthy of my affections?
>How foolish, this is your punishment for committing a treason. Just be pampered by me~ I'll say it one more time. Being happy is your duty~"
>~The conqueror Demon~**

>>42574335
>anon just wanted free wine
>now he is coiled by miss wurmy and forced to feed her snacks while she enjoys the wine
truly terrible

>>42574327
Just pretend like you're supposed to be there. Works most of the time!

>>42574368
>miss wurmy mouthfeeds him the finest wine, mixed with a deep, passionate kiss
oh no, how awful

>>42574367
the (puts on apron) part always gets to me. she just carry that shit with her everywhere? manifest it out of a hellfire portal? snap her finger and have an attendant hand it to her?

>>42574383
Every monster carries pajamas, body gel, toothbrush, spare set of clothes to keep the hygiene on point, when freshly raped husband takes her home afterwards. They also carry apron and some minor kitchen utensils to cook him homemade breakfast to bed in the morning after.
Other than that it's some small utlity items like tissues for wiping cum, pictures of da' and ma', reading glasses and so on.

>>42574383
Extremist means extremely submissive. After the rape.

>>42574327
i just wear a pair of coveralls and say I've come for the shipment of wine and a wurm for the city state of Anonia, i get sereval crates of amazing wine and the wurm servant of my desires

>>42574383
She knows your wants. She came prepared. But I love the idea that she just summons stuff out of hellfire.

>>42574367
Cute!

>>42574398
>ask ushi-oni if it's true that all monsters keep an apron with them
>"Of course it's true... I just... left mine in... the car..."
>she runs outside
>you're pretty sure she doesn't have a car
>you look out of the window and see the massive spider woman crouching behind a bush while frantically weaving an apron out of her own silk

>>42574130
>>42574139
I'm kinda like you guys. I read the profiles but skim past the sex parts cause they're not interesting.
Fundamentally, the whole setting is self insert wish fulfillment so leave the sex shot to the readers and instead focus on building the world. Explain the romance and quirks of various species and how the live, their nations, powers, etc.

For example, the new MG is interesting cause they worship and look fondly on a Demon Lord before Lilith which was a Dragin just like them. They wish to dominate the world and their monsterizarion creates a new species. That's interesting.

>>42574331
What kind of queen is that? She looks like she's 14

What do you think the Demon Lord looks like? Does she have white hair like lilim?

>>42574406
>perturbed demon looms over crying child
>thrusts her hand through some fel portal to retrieve a teddy bear (from her personal collection) and hands it to the child
>wants very badly to pet their head but retracts her clawed hand when they flinch
>holds out a piece of candy, waiting for the child to reach out and take it from her
>they do
>the child starts smiling and thanks ms demon
>demon laughs evilly and leaves
next time she'll get to pet them. next time.

>>42574506
I think she looks like the average lilim, or more accurately the average lilim looks like her.

>>42574506
she's a bombshell if liliths panacea is anything to go by

>>42574445
I mean it depends on monster. Dragons by default have a weird pride complex that's inextricably tied to their sex and love life. All dragon subspecies build off that aspect of them, so it gives you insight into what their psyche is like. For instance, Jabberwocks invert it; they take pride in being cockhungry. Malefs, in a way, are so prideful they loop back around to just taking what and who they want. Being "evil" means they don't have as many hang ups about human (lol breeding stock) opinion as opposed to normal dragons who go full forever alone incel because some men were scared of her that one time.

>>42574516
she has a potato face.

>>42574601
yeah, where is the usual cockhungry, salacious smirk mamano are know for?

>>42574287
B

>>42574516
i forgot how weak her boobs are
or used to be, at least

>>42574601
KC has never really been the best of artists. He's better than he used to be but his anatomy is still really weird. Where he really shines is his imagination for designs.

>>42572446
It's the last time I let my hebi wife watching fist of the north star.

>>42573904
>>42573925
It's not so much of a rape and release as Cyclops have an inferiority complex about their one eye. It's even speculated that the men who make a name for themselves using weapons crafted by their Cyclops partner eventually disappear, presumably seeking her out and tying the knot.

It's... kind of silly since you'd expect a blacksmith to be proud of her work instead of just "Okay we banged here's a sword".

>>42574668
i'm sure she can be trusted to not abuse her powers

>>42574668
now show her MD Geist

>>42572528
give the paranoid neet 'tismwan to him.

>>42574636
i would a bee

>>42572577
because thats just not what KC likes.
he likes the slim and trim mid 20's look.

>>42573904
That one and the last sentence
>The men who disappeared are probably now living happily with them, deep in the mountain.
indicates that she doesn't ditch you, but takes you away and forgets about the sword.

>>42574256
>you're fluffier than a fox.
and done, seduced ushi oni.

>>42574737
that's a great one, you sure are destined to pull some chicks after portals
>>42574734
I didn't look at it like that before, but now that you say it - it does sound logical

>>42574493
And worse, she went to a Hot Topic

>>42574734
not really, it's a totally random line that doesn't seem to reference anything else.

>>42574750
>you sure are destined to pull some chicks after portals
perhaps, but i am a simple man with a simple goal.
find a taillet fox, sexo with her until nine tailed demi-god, get addicted to the fluff.

>>42574789
how would you pull a youngster foxy in her 20s with just one, slim tail?

>>42574734
I kind of miss when it was like "They wake up to find pieces of the weapon missing and seek the Cyclops out" from presumably the earlier translations but it'd make sense to look for the hot chick who made you a bomb ass weapon.

>>42574789
nothing sadder than a tailet

>>42574810
Cute gremlin fox.

>>42574810
thumbnail looks like fiddle a fox.

>>42574493
>What kind of queen is that? She looks like she's 14
True, the best kind of monstergirl queen looks like she's 9 and is 9

As if a woman, even a monster girl, would ever love someone like me lmao

>>42574859
you always have options.

>>42574717
Don't worry she only uses it when it's necessary which is all the time

>>42574859
Just find a man who loves you and feed him succubus juice until he turns into a monster girl.

>>42574800
case to case basis based on personality, as being a tailet might be a sensitive subject
for example if she's self consciousness about her tail status and just doesnt like to talk about her tail then i could focus on her ears as a safe subject.
for others that are self conscious and are willing to talk about it i could mention that its looking a little fluffier than usual after a few encounters, even if it is a lie.

>>42574524
Which is a quirk. I'm fine with that. But expand on it to other things like the stuff I mentioned.

>>42574894
would you take that young, naive taillet and turn her into a smug ojou sama like those old single fockses? or will you make sure she stays her straightforward and openly loving self?

>>42574888
that's gay

You like vampires don’t you anon?

>>42574920
at the end of the day, a fox is still a fox.
you cant really stop them from being smug.

>>42574932
Vampires are very cool, but so are most monster girls.

>>42574815
>gremlin invents motorized mofu attachments to help foxes feel their foxest
>also happens to corrupt any human women who have it inserted

>>42574932
If I wanted a girl to suck the life out of me, I'd marry a human.

Hags are and will always be purely a thread thing.
Soft bodies combined with the loneliness of several decades makes for good wife material.
I'm so glad I started this a long time ago

>>42574932
Sure, I like those out of touch chuuni dorks.

>>42574932
they seem really easy to bully and be bullied by

>>42574506
Super milf lilim

>>42574932
Vamps are gay lol

>>42574932
Only good for femdomfag

I'm going to adventure through ancient tombs with the goal of awakening an ancient evil.

>>42574378
there are other people that think mouthfeeding is hot? thank god

>>42575035
it is, but only with drinks, food is kinda disgusting

>>42575048
I dunno - being mouthfed chocolate sounds like fun.

>>42575062
well I guess chocolate is fine, but if she's munching on a sandwich and feeding you chewed bread, ham and tomato - that's not fine, you surely get where I'm coming from

>>42575070
What about mouthfeeding raging mushrooms?

>>42575035
birds might be into it

>>42575031
The smugcubus

>>42575092
only non-chewed

>>42575031
It's sad that smellfags give pheromones a bad reputation.
I just want a succubus whose vanilla-caramel pheromones make me rock hard.

>>42575092
>High Orc wife pulls you close
>Mouthfeeds you a raging mushroom
>Combat by fuck soon devolves into an orgy in the village

>>42575110
that seems reasonable. passing whole foods mouth to mouth wouldn't bother me, just no mastication first.

>>42575142
my thing is handfeeding the monster girl
I had a very pleasant dream, with a naked manticore lying on her back on me while I massaged her titty with one hand and handfed her grapes from a plate with the other
I can't recall the feeling of her lips sliding over my fingers for the grape, but I imagine nothing can compare

>>42575031
>ywn be level drained by a smug succubus that calls herself 'momma'

>>42575070
>Hellwan wife mouthfeeds me a deep fried chicken thigh
Hot

>>42575205
One of my favorite tropes undeniably.

>>42575215
>Hey, you going to finish that bone?
>What?
>crunch crunch crunch

>>42575205
surely she will give them back if you ask real nice, right?

>>42575244
/Well Fed/

>>42575246
It's no fun if you stay at level 1 all the time, she'll drain you at random times, keep you on your toes. One day you're at your normal level, fighting off some bandits, the next, you're at level one as she teases you for not being able to see over the counter at a bar, sitting in her lap so you can actually reach the table.

>>42575205
>Levels are temporarily drained and come back over time
>Levels are drained but it's easier to grind them back up
>Levels are completely drained, you're back to square one
>Levels are drained AND you get a permanent EXP gain debuff
Which do you choose? Keep in mind, the harsher the level drain, the better the orgasm.

>>42575295
>a few years ago the bar maid WOULD have just outright denied your ID
>but now you just sit there in your wife's lap very grumpily as the maid asks for your order in her "talking to kids" voice.

>>42575324
i mean the canon one is they give them back with a little extra exp on top

>>42575324
>Levels are drained but it's easier to grind them back up
This is the meta for quickly leveling you and your wife up fast- she drains you to Level 1 and gets your EXP as a boost. You then use the EXP bonus to quickly reach her newly boosted level, where you start the process again.

>>42575341
>She takes them through your cum
>She gives them back with breastfeeding

>>42575341
Which is kinda boring imo.
That’s not level drain, that’s level borrowing.

>>42575353
who needs training when you can get op in a few hours

>>42575356
It's a hugbox, what do you expect?
Level drain should have its own dedicated girl for it.

>>42575356
a bit of bedroom fun, yeah.

>>42575362
There’s nothing preventing "actual" level drain from fitting in with the rest of MGE.

>>42575324
i prefer something like mabinogi's (old korean mmo) system for rebirths
>levels completely drained
>but all skills stay learned, with all relevant bonuses sticking.
>the primary thing thats effected is base stats
>can regrind levels for learning more skills
imagine a shota dropping a demi-god tier demon-silver meteor on you while his healer hag succ wife coos from behind, and then she lifts him up for a hug while you are passing out from tons of demon silver being dropped directly on your head.

>>42575353
>Enter a fighting tournament at a drained level to challenge yourself
>Tough opponent, has you on the ropes
>Barely make it to the end of the first round
>Your wife is technically your 'coach'
>Pulls her top down and you start sucking there on the spot, feel yourself get stronger
>Round 2, win in a landslide easily
>Opponent claims you cheated
>Show that the tournament states as long as it's from your 'coach' , it technically doesn't violate any rules

>>42575362
>every time you start making progress some wight claw drains you back to level 1
>manticore griefer keeps stealing your levels with her tail
oh no. well anway

>>42575360
>>42575353
They really should fix the infinite milk glitch.
Holst husbands are out there doing World First clears while actual heroes are still grinding.

>>42575401
I don't think you really got the spirit of it, but whatever. The thread picks and chooses what it likes of mge anyway.

>>42575422
It's no glitch, it's working as intended. Cows are the most powerful monster anyways

>>42575478
Yet they moo when they cum. Suspicious!

>>42575062
>mouthfeed pieces of chocolate to eachother with a smug loli
>instead of letting you carefully pick off the choco from between her lips she leans in, kisses you with it and smiles coquettishly
>your turn to feed her one
>escalate further by kissing her and pushing it into her mouth with your tongue
>ends in sex

Succuholst needs your levels more than you do, she'll give you milk in exchange. It's a win-win.

>>42575353
you're basically drinking cum at that point.

>Monster with a fetish for turning a level 1 pesant into a level 999 hero

There was an Anon with a greentext few threads ago as he wanted a story about a manticore who gets taken home by Anon then they end up cuddling: well here you go.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44739196

>>42575549
ah isn't that my request written by my favourite writefag? now what a day, thank you from the bottom of my heart
good thing I stayed up late to witness it, but I have to go to sleep now, however I promise I'll read it first thing tomorrow and leave a comment if I can remember the password to my acc
thank you a ton, may your stories always bring everyone as much joy as they do me

>>42575546
Echidna?

>>42575478
Don’t forget the movement hax either with them, where if you move too fast it will trigger them into a more horny state but if you move too slow they can get you easily, it’s a lose lose situation man.

>>42575546
Valkyrie?

I want a hebi with a thick Zipangese accent to speak to me in broken engrish.

Imma just go with they steal exp but skills and techinque stay

>>42575624
muh order, so don't expect her to ever get much mention.

>>42575599
>>42575624
Or Lillim.

>>42575595
Thanks, it has the usual shitty internet humor from me. This time from bushworld adventures.

>>42574932
vamps are for bondage and blood denial
only white stuff for you

>>42575546
I have a fetish for turning a level 1 monster into a level 999.

>>42575549
always nice to see considerate and somewhat helpful invasion forces

popping in, did the mega issue get resolved?

>>42575691
No.

>>42575691
Not as of yet, no.

>>42575549
I'm sorry, Legitwho. I will never bother you about errors again. Karma now demands I have to spruce up something I wrote years ago. I've learned two things.
>how did I think even half of these sentences were remotely passable?
>it's nearly the same amount of effort as just writing something new

>>42575702
>>42575715
fuck i should have been hoarding

>>42575641
I want to go to MGE Australia.

>>42575724
Blame niggers like Wightfag, Asher, and Bollocks for this mess.

>>42575725
i cannot deny the allure of bunyip

>>42575324
>Levels are drained but it's easier to grind them back up
This. You get all the usual scenarios where the power dynamic is flipped but it's not hopeless for them to climb back if they're smart about it.

>>42575732
man when do we get a new sith?

>>42575732
what did they do?

>>42575748
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/v1_Eng.htm
Ignore the asher and bollocks stuff, that is just crossposters being retarded.

>>42575756
>http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/v1_Eng.htm
>Cheral (formerly known as Wightfag)
I can't breathe.

>>42575748
Nta but if I remember correctly they were putting cuckshit and other non canon things in MGE in the gallery so things had to be shut down to cleanse the gallery before it gets put up again.

>>42575770
>cuckshit
and by that you mean?

>>42575770
From what I know wikifag and/or one of the baphofags now moderate the discord and I guess wiki and are doing a purge where they kick out all the fag lovers and scalies(but not the furries those are canon lmao).
>>42575802
the wight guy commissioned some ntr. I don't what else is going on because the other anon just implied they were able to upload loads of ntr stuff to the archives and mega somehow.

>>42575802
Ntr I thought it was obvious, but I’m not up to date with all the drama that I kinda forgot the whole mess that happened in that thread because I don’t really care I’m mostly doing my own thing.

>>42575817
>Ntr I thought it was obvious,
i mean when you kids call everything cuck how am i suppose to know in this particular instance you mean it literally?

>>42575748
Wightfag went behind KC's back and got NTR art and other things after promising KC he wouldn't do it again. Asher is a huge whiny fag that has monsterboy OCs and made the "declaration of war" against KC. Bollocks I have no idea.

>>42575842
The new fucking discord moderator has monster boy OC art.

I had a story I began about being drained by your succubus wife, if I can find it again I'll finish it.

>>42575629
>DOTR
>Portals Open and somehow a lone hebi is slithering up your yard directly to you
>She's speaking some sort of gibberish that has some words that sound japanese mixed in
>Having this language barrier is no problem as she points to you and your door and the issue is largely able to be resolved
>You invite her in and she begins to speak sweetly almost singing in her native toungue
>You offer to cook for her by showing her in an impromptu game of charades and she just shakes her head and she beckons you to follow her to the kitchen
>Its not long before she figures out where everything is and begins cooking what appears to be some dish containing ingriedients in combinations you would have never thought to try in such a manner, it turns out to be one of the most delicious meals you have ever eaten
>It's not long before she has you show her to the bedroom
>In the short day you have spent together she breaks out in engrish, now re sharr learn the wrods for each othels parts hunsbandt.

>>42575748
word of advice anon,
when it comes to internet drama, basically you can't really trust that anyone anywhere is telling you the truth.

>>42575756
>That's just crossposters being retarded
Lmao stay salty

>>42575854
I mean if it’s with potion stuff that can’t be DMCA’d because it’s canon just like siths but if it’s not that than yeah that’s getting into territory I don’t even want to touch.

>>42575546
Echidna does it so she can continue giving birth to strong monsters.
Valkyrie does it because it's her job.
Youko wants to fuck up the world until it's a bunch of fox cults and thinks corrupting some man into doing it for her is the funniest way to go about it.
Lilims probably have an obsession with recreating the circumstances that got their parents married.
Baphomet does this if some weakling confesses his love to one. All her followers help out in guiding the guy and pulling strings until the day he becomes strong enough to challenge her to a proper duel.
Dragons, Salamanders and Lizardmen will train a weak man, but it's harsher the stronger the individual and you aren't allowed to back out once it starts.
Pick your favorite.

>>42575903
This and also I HIGHLY advise ignoring this entire drama, we have several related groups infesting /mgt/ and derailing the thread, from Aux's schizos to the the discord faggots in question.
This is even worse than dealing with the usual tourist rabble.

>>42575943
Ignoring it isn't the way to go, seeing what the cause is enables it to be fought more effectively, and only one party would want everyone to forget about troon/ntr faggotry and subversion of MGE. Ignoring it has lead to many fandoms becoming unrecognizable to their former core audience, filled to the brim with troons and furrys and communists.

>>42575962
Didn’t some of those people get revealed to being bi or something but maybe that image was a troll edit someone did to get (Yous), but if it wasn’t it makes sense why they don’t understand MGE for MGE was specifically made for straight men not homosexuals.

>>42573964
Calling it the "Shogussy" is the fastest way to have your maid discipline you.

>>42575682
Originally my plan was to come up with a new language mixing up the alphabet, so you the reader would get a cheat sheet fron the get go, but then I would need to postpone the story again, and I didn't wanted that.

>>42575719
I'm honestly very aware of it, that my writing is shitty and would need to be checked more often. Its just that I don't have the mental and physical capacity to proofread more than once. Sometimes I wish I was a neet again and pump out a story every 3rd or 4th day...

>>42575725
top bloke

>>42575533
I'm going to correct this Dark Mage with my mighty lance against her cushion for magical blasts.

>>42573964
Pissed off Shog sounds pretty scary. I guess it would entail an "excursion" to a shog pocket dimension.

>>42576019
I will call it the "Juicy Shog Shussy" if I want. I am the master goddammit!

>>42575842
See: Associated with TFT, guilty of complicity with bestiality, NTR, performative liberalism, furries, etc.

>>42576016
Have you really not been on the internet and especially this site for enough time to realize that the people who end up hijacking and ruining a fan base do so because they enjoy corrupting it towards their own degeneracy? They generally don’t care about the subject. They just want to “fix” (destroy) it and move on to the next thing like a plague of locusts

>blah blah blah communists
>blah blah blah performative liberalism
>more discord faggotry
I want /monster/ to leave. You fuckers have entire loony bin imageboard for this bullshit, stay there.

Wonder how a mamano would react to an anon who is too depressed to even get it up.

>>42576131
That anon is in for some very comfy healing

>>42572529
>>42572529

Anyone knows if the Maled Dragon is the same as the Black Dragon KC talked about since a long time?

>>42576179
yes. Also I think he called her an evil dragon once or twice too.

The things I remember from the list now are balrog, grey, undead variants, some sort of ghost mage, and a sith. Maybe a leprechaun too?

>>42576179
I'm all but certain. They're both described as evil dragons.

Can there be huge muscular Malef dragons or are they mostly lolis?

>>42576213
Doesn't say they are all loli.

Disregard autism acquire multi-armed tall waifu.

>>42576213
Yes, they can come in different flavors and sizes

>>42576228
Is there a full comic? Does it have segz?

>>42576228
I have really high hopes for a new muscle girl and I really would love if a mutli armed MG Oni to be a muscle girl but... given KC made the long awaited Black Dragon a loli, I don't have my hopes held high. I know that Lion girl will be muscle and a harem on top of that, but who knows when KC will release it.

>>42576213
I think he just went with a loli one to make her stand out compared to base dragon and Jabberwock

>>42576262
It's a series of comics with furries and shit as well as normal monster girls so YMMV. As for the seggs, no, and I hate him for it.

>>42576193
if there is a leprechaun I hope she has cute freckles and a big pot of gold

>>42576290
Are there more issues with the tall multi armed oni girl?

>>42576262
>Does it have segz

>>42572861
Don't care. Spice Melange!

>>42576309
No she's the most recent addition. A welcome one after the stupidity of an actual snuff comic from this artist no less.

>>42576288
Not all Malef Dragons are loli. Hell, THE Malef may not be a loli.

>>42573957
>>42574046
>>42574078
>>42574110
Enlighten me. What is so great and special about the newest Fire Emblem player character with Colgate hair?

>>42576337
>They don't know she's my wife
>My spice
>My Arrakis

>>42576378
Nothing, it's the same boring fucking character made for the past four god damn games but this time the artist is a vtumor artist so retards won't shut the fuck up about it.

>want to see a smart hobgoblin
>read that a hobgoblin's breasts sap nutrients to her brain
>start cooking one huge nutritious meals daily
>instead, they get even bigger
what do i do?

>>42576414
oh, which artist?

You got the Order ladies and knights staring at you, incubus anon. What do you do?

>>42576441
Mika Pikazo

>>42576445
Human girl art is a faux pas here, anon. Even if it's to post Order related stuff.

>>42576392
Imagine, Bene Gesserit Sabbath.

>>42576461
Fear the tentacle phase of kenkou cross.

>>42576445
>dark mage
>nekomata
>golem
>salamander
>troll
>holstaur

>>42576461
i would say especially if it's to post order related stuff

>>42576057
Correcting a loli Dark Mage is a long and gradual endeavor, hope you are prepared.

>>42576378
>>42576414
How would Male and Female Byleth fare as teachers in MGE Mamono school or Sabbath kindergarten?

>>42576472
In which order (no pun intended)? Left to right or right to left?

>>42576495
I don't fucking care, they're barely monster girls to me and you have two boards along with an entire thread on /vg/ to talk about your dogshit autistic tumblr-tier Fire Emblem school AU looking protagonist.

>>42576481
for all anon's talk about correcting these errant behaviors i never see much rehabilitation.
is it possible this is some sort of ruse?

>>42575549
Definitely needs a heavy editing pass later on, but I really like the concept.

>>42576481
>>42576510
The rehabilitation is me walking around our home with my 130 cm tall, plump assed Dark Mage waifu speared on my cock while I tenderly call her my little Vivi and show her how a real mage wears a floppy hat by emulating Big Hat Logan.

>>42576476
Honestly if I even see the word order in a post my immediate reaction is to stop reading the post and keep scrolling down the thread.
I don't even understand where the popularity of this specific faction came from. It only exists to flesh out the worldbuilding a little, but even then it's the most minor of footnotes and is essentially just "Yeah people who hate monsters exist I guess but they're stupid and their territories are complete shitholes."
I genuinely don't understand why the HFY vermin would even bother latching on to a faction that's so objectively dimwitted and incompetent.

>>42576572
Not all posts with order in them are orderfag posts though. Many of them are about love correction just like most mentions of the order are in canon. The real red flags are usually
>human women art
>no mention of monstergirls
>weird seethe about monsters

>>42576572
>>42576620
Another red flag is if the story has a weird fixation on Incubi/Human woman to the point it's either someone trying to to a stand-in for some raceplay shit OR it's someone trying to force an old meme about Incubi being monster boys again.

>>42576620
Malef is prime hfy bait and all order stories are bad and should be reported to KC