/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am once again asking you to consider this cat

Cat Burglars.

Going to repost this since the thread died minutes after the first time.

Second Chances
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44674816/chapters/112397053

My submission for Magus' writing contest. Part 1 of 2.

>>42532446
Should have posted an actual warrior lilim.

>>42532457
Hey, that sounds pretty good. I'll read it later and leave a comment when I'm not hopped up on sleeping drugs.

You know what'd be a hilarious prank? A tall, thicc lilim aggressively offering me her tiddy while putting a hand on my shoulder with an iron grip! the look on my face would be priceless!

>>42532450
thats a good cat, here is another cat in exchange

>Unsealed fox rehabilitation worker (husband)
>She develops a love for anime, it reminds her of the theater her supplicants would perform before she was sealed
>It's some common ground to work off of, and you manage to get pretty much any anime-related costs written off as a business expenditure
>Pesters you to take her to a convention one day
>Shortly before the trip, you find out some madman is digging through history to make an anime about the last few years of her reign before she was sealed
>Not sure how she would take this, while the progress has been good, she is sometimes.... unstable
>Not even five minutes into the convention someone runs up to her, wearing a shirt about the upcoming anime
>Oh wow, you look just like her. you even have all the markings right! Fur is the wrong color though, but close enough. Come on, the panel is about to start
>Follow along as confused fox wife gets dragged off into the crowd of suspiciously similar (yet slightly off color) cosplay
I'm sure it will be fine

>>42532488
DESPERATE CATGIRLS IN YOUR AREA

>>42532499
OLD CATGIRLS ON MY AREA

Do not be deceived, Anon, she only wishes to steal your seed.

>>42532510
cougars on the prowl

>>42532519
And your last name.

>>42532510
old kots on the prowl for anon

>>42532510
God I want to breed Y'shtola like you wouldn't believe. That pussy so fine it'd make me speak in a proper Shakespearean accent.

>>42532535
Yes

Especially alternate_breast_size Y'shtola
https://files.catbox.moe/to1sx3.jpg

Hey I was going to get a human version of my vampire here, she was supposed it be an adventurer/hero back when she was human. This is how I envisioned how she changed up her old armor after turning. What do you guys think her human look should be?

>>42532545
RIPE CAT IS RIPE.

>>42532580
Overripe

>>42532386
Genuinely fantastic. It'll have my vote.

>>42532602
I forget though isn't she blind now.

>>42532623
Kinda, IIRC she sees magic shit now

>Warrior lilim who wants to defeat and marry the aging Order hero, so that he never has to fight again

>>42532664
So there's the possibility she can see my big, throbbing mana reserves for her.

>>42532623
Yeah but she can see magic and everything has magic in it, from ink to stars, so she might as well not be

>>42532668
Oh definitely.
You cannot hide.

>>42532470
>>42532614
Thanks Anon(s)!

>>42532673
Fuck, why the hell doesn't KC mention something like this in MGE.

>>42532690
he did with how mg's can detect alps or dudes.

>>42532690
how do you think basilisk do their thing?

>>42532533
shouldn't have refused the party invite anon. now things happen the hard way

>>42532749
But I'm doing solo content!

>>42532741
By sensing the heat concentrated in a raging boner when a guy catches a look at their swimmer's stomachs and boobs?

>>42532749
>refusing the invite
anyone would refuse if the quest she was going to do with you was "Explore Inn Bed"

>>42532457
Pretty damn good, I guess that was part 2 you posted a snippet of in a previous thread. Somewhat surprised the men didn't turn to superstition, like being sacrificed.

>>42532551
cute and chubby scholar type of bard

How would MGs react and/or treat men who have a missing arm or a leg?

>>42532510
Old Yetis in your area, baking cookies

>>42532813
No, this was the first part, I just reposted the submission since the thread died five minutes after.

>>42533012
pamper them

>>42533012
mamano mana restores all.

>>42532668
it's a well-known fact that y'shtola can edge you infinitely by sensing when you're about to cum

>>42531126
I won't post anything, i don't want to be told to kys again.

>>42533259
stop whining and kys

>>42533012
get a cyber limb and be a badass pirate with a gremlin gf, the gremlin is free

>>42533012
Call up the local lich doctor, Greilia sabbath representative, or high level unicorn. Then this: https://youtu.be/Ke3LwDApcdo

fox.

>>42533259
kys

>>42533369
>ancient evil fox after she realizes that destroying the world means she won't be able to play games all day every day and order pizza instead of cooking

>>42533428
unique among ancient monsters, foxes are the only ones that go down this path.
real shame for the people that like slim and slender ancient foxes.

Is this picture a catgirl or wolfgirl? The ears say wolf but the tail says cat.

>>42532457
>Pic of Selene with an Ao3 link
>It's not Beast
Da fuck?

>>42533490
Read the title nigger.

>>42533508
I made the filename until someone pointed out the ears.

>>42533490
cat with big ears.

>>42533490
The tail says cat, the ears look like a wild cat's ears, almost like the ears of a serval

>>42533513
I see, It's a cat like the Russian one looking like barrels

>>42533259
Don't listen to them and work on it.

>>42533458
I'll hold out for a cute lolifox that I'll let get a bit chubby

>>42533535
>letting a fox fall to hedonism so early into her life.
you know not what you are doing anon, you'll just create a lazy fox that thinks she is a god and demands you wait on her hand and foot.

>>42533543
A disgusting abomination, the very rot that plagued our world...

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I think I'm content having written that tiny little greentext this month. I don't care about the contest.

I have countless unfinished stories, both posted and unposted, and I don't really feel like finishing them.
At some point, I mistook the stories I ended up telling (or rather partially telling) for the stories I wanted to tell.
I want to refocus on those sorts of stories, because those are the ones I'm most motivated to write, and the most proud of having finished.

>>42533543
It'll be fine, all I'd want out of her is companionship. When it comes time to have kids I'm sure her instincts will kick in

>>42533564
I find i usually just follow whatever vein of inspiration I'm on and if I want to return to a older story I'll reread it to immerse myself and get back in the flow of thing.
Speaking of which I have a story I need to finish up for Ao3. Not MG related so I won't post it here however

>>42533564
I wouldn't have gotten my story out if I hadn't focused on the story I wanted to tell. Don't write for your audience, write for yourself. Write because you love the setting and want to give something back to it.

The setting has given me a lot of happiness, and by writing I can make it feel a little more real.

>>42532510
Very good but consider the rest of the party too.

>>42533570
>"ah, so my mortal caretaker wishes for children. i shall certainly grant you your wish as a reward for continued dedication. but you alone shall ta-KYAAAAAAHHHH. d-do NOT touch my ears like that. hmph. for this, you must do all the work in the procreation process."
>"human. it is almost time for birthing. of course since i am a GOD these children will be many more times powerful than you so care must be ta- HEY PUT ME DOWN! oh you... i demand that tonight's meal is my favorite!"
>"hmm... my servant is at the store and yet this infant fox is crying... y-yes. i know how to take care of this. with my divine power (of tender love) i shall make this young child smile. ohhhh stop laughing you brat, how i talk isnt that amusing is it?"
>"welcome back home, hus.... human! as a reward for your continued service to me your kids have been taken care of and are in bed. you know what i want for dinner. so i shall go and wait at the altar for you to finish cooking."

>>42533646
I want to make her belly BIG.

>>42533646
adorable, I love the idea of my lolifox being so arrogant as she genuinely enjoys her motherhood and my cooking

>>42533671
damnit anon, when i typed this i was under the assumption that the fox was adult sized when it was time for children.
now i cant stop thinking about a short and fat fox loli acting all powerful and extremely arrogant, unaware about how she is the definition of "non threat" in every aspect.

>>42533685
its a fun image no?
I figured that since she's an ancient fox despite her form children wouldn't be a problem anyways thanks to her being basically a god

>>42533693
i was also under the assumption that she isnt a god, she just thinks she is one because she has been pampered her whole life.
but that makes it even better.

What’s the quickest way to turn small whitehorn into big whitehorn?

>>42533705
Break into the forbidden section of the Sabbath library and learn the megamorphosis spell.

>>42533814
>uwaaabombwer discovers the secret spell and begins his rampage, colourised

>>42533814
>megamorphosis spell in sabbath library
im sorry but the idea this gave me is too fucking stupid.
>ms librarian, why is there a hag in our library?
>oh, her? she said she was here to read about some spells.
>which ones? she only mentioned megamorphosis, so im assuming she's looking for similar things too.
>oh. ok... wait did she refer to herself as some fancy and degenerate name
>why yes. i think it was THE DREADED FEEDER SUCC™️
>damnit not her again.
>ms succ, why are you learning about megamorphosis?
>be quiet, i think ive figured out how to reverse the effects of mamano mana on my husband's body. finally i'll have a big jui-
>thats not how any of the spells in that book work. just like the last 5 times you were here.
>o-oh?
>they are all related to turning loli's into older things.
>watch, first i'll cast minimorphosis on you. now you are a loli.
>next i'll cast megamorphosis and turn you back into a h-
>no, no. i think i like this form more. size difference ya know?
>fucking... why did i even bother trying to have a normal conversation with you.

>>42533814
>ghouls give the best blowjobs
>baphos have the best vagina
Who has the best ass?

>>42533885
size or shape?

>>42533882
/fit/ anon never stood a chance

>>42533946
nope, /fit/ anon is victorious. mamano mana just doesnt see fat as efficient.
this is why TDFS is always SEETHING. she wanted softness but got a rock instead!

>>42533885
Monkey

>>42533885
Harpies.

It's time to go watch Josee, the Tiger and the Fish

>>42533583
>Odds are nobody will like my story
Could have bee worse. If I write again it will be, my Waifu has gone too long without a story and this was a chance to practice adding prose.
Then I remembered I should read some actual books instead of fanfiction that often becomes too dialogue heavy.
Whatever I have done today I'll just upload even if it's not quite the place for an ending I wanted. I didn't realize that I have less free time than I expected in terms of actual silence to concentrate.

Get ELF'D!

ded game
ded thread
ded genre
ded waifus

>>42534520
Ded waifu frozen stiff in the winter! Hehe, get it? Stiff?

>>42534529
Eros berets make me stiff...

Posting a selfie holding a sign saying "hags only" on 4mon!

>>42534554
>posted it as a shitpost
>suddenly you have a bunch of ancient monsters that have been single since before the pre transformation days fighting over your house with excessive and over the top magic
silly anon, dont you know that the lonely no hope ancient neets are on 4mon 24/7?

>>42534598
>When they notice (you) being wowwed and amazed by the magic, it becomes an even more over the top attempt to impress you, much like a reversed peacock mating ritual

>>42534636
>while you are watching the light show you notice a regular hag succubus off to the side messing with some complex alchemical equipment
>pay little attention to her
>starts warming up a bit, just pass it off as the fire magic heating up the area
>getting REALLY warm
>eventually look over, as you do...
>"BEHOLD, THE SUN."
>the succubus has created a miniature sun through alchemy, and every other hag in the area appears defeated.
>"thats not fair... AND its incredibly dangerous" "oh cmon, im using divine art. alchemy is nothing in comparison!" "hmph. if I decided to use alchemy my sun would have been twice as big!"
>the giant ball of concentrated magic starts drifting through the air as the succubus tries controlling it
>"... aw crap"
>the area is evacuated thanks to her blunder
>while you guys are sitting a few miles away and waiting for some of the hags to neutralize the sun the oldest monster in the area starts scolding the (RELATIVELY) young succ.

>>42532446
>Why so you keep disappointing me like this, Anon!?

To everyone who's given up hope for getting their stuff in on time, I personally still want to see the stuff you make, so don't just toss it into the half finished document void! Please!

>>42534546
How would s Cupid survive getting shipped out to a lonely place like Winterstown?

>>42534918
she had to snatch some boy for herself to keep her warm - benefits of the work

>>42534829
Imagine Aru as a Demon. Incredibly intimidating and menacing...
...Until she ruins her own atmosphere with a clumsy mistake and you can only see her as the goofy naive idiot.
>The second she whips out a contract trying to act mature and evil, you use sleight of hand to change it to basically free you in seconds after you sign it
>Her utter joy in tricking a human falls to shock and embarrassment as she bully her with the edited contract

>>42534240
Lefs are living proof that sometimes the most basic monster girls are nice too.

>>42532457
I shall check this one out later.
>>42534829
What the Anon above did also works as a solution, so long as you have the motivation to write following chapter(s) later.

>>42534829
already deleted.

>>42535033
>Calling elves mere "monsters" as if they are uncivilized beasts

Anon... You trying to start a turf war with the High Elf metropolises?

>>42535086
KYS ESL.

>>42535126
This isn't /v/, you subhuman.

>>42535095
Yes.

>>42535082
It was never about the contest, only to motivate people to actually do something.
Winning the prize of a story from magus would just be a nice bonus to get some cait sith stories written.

>>42535308
>It was never about the contest, only to motivate people to actually do something.
I know, but it's still nice to see interest in the contest and more entries, even if all that matters is that people just write.

>>42534240
>>42535095
Look at those wingless angels!
Elves truly are without equal how can other monster even compete?

>What if you wanted to go to heaven
>but
>she said "no"

>be deliverer
>deliver package to address you've never been to
>door opens
>turns out to be your future wife

>>42534240
>no mofu
No thanks.

>>42535308
>Cait Sith
But why though. Not hating, just curious.

>>42535471
It's the resident faggot that's been shitting up the thread by pushing furfaggotry all the time for the past year or so. Don't validate him, he belongs on /trash/

>>42535471
I love her. But I don't expect to win and if I did I don't expect to get it.

>>42535453
But heaven is her home. Why wouldn't she take you home?

>>42535488
>Furfaggotry
I mean, I'm not going to judge somebody by what he's going to get his rocks off too so long as it's canon to MGE.

>>42535490
Fair.

>>42535488
Has it been a year already? How time flies.

>>42534240
The elf needs to become a fox first.

>>42535537
>fox
Get lost flea ball

Expand the kiki bloodline

No,seirously,are the galleries down for maintenance or gone for real?

>>42535598
From what I can guess the timeline is this
>kc shitstorm
>new mod for some reason
>from sleuthing on other forums there is now some sort of purge of 'wrongthink' up to and including negative language toward KC
I can't tell what exactly this means and I may be entirely wrong and it might be some other Discord drama I got mixed up with. They claim also to be helping KC spam out dmcas too.

>>42535598
>>42535636
Wikifag is doing a cleanup, galleries will be up in the near future and he replaced wiki discord mods because the server was about to be handed to someone openly not giving a fuck about MGE.

>>42535598
Wikifag's hooked up with the hyper autistic admin of /monster/, so who gives a fuck.

>>42535672
Based, wikifag should've cleaned that mess long time ago but it's better be late than never.

>>42535671
>>42535672
Yes, from what I could tell the guy in charge is now the baphomet doujin guy who is working with KC to enforce new rules. So I assume they are now preoccupied with deleting things.

>>42535723
Which is hilarious because the Chink called the TFT site/discord a place for groomers while he literally fetishizes a child like monster.

>>42535671
Oh god please tell me you're just bullshitting. The purge is great, but getting that schizophrenic spic involved is going to end very badly.

>>42535737
Aux is literally one of the moderators of the Discord.

>>42535564
You're missing out, friend.
Go ahead, the first hit is free. It can't hurt to try just once, right?

How to make holst moo?

>>42535780
Touch the cow. Do it now.

>>42535780
Grab with both hands, apply cocoa butter or water soluble oil to breasts. Massage with large, circular motions working inwards. Grasp nipples firmly between index finger and thumb, alternate gentle squeezes and firm tugs.

Aquire moos. Touch the cow. Drink the milk. Give the cow your dick milk. Profit.

I hope you get forcedly married to five hellhounds

>>42535729
Not only that but one of the waifufags was or still is underaged, which they knew and did nothing about.

>>42535871
Sounds good to me.

>>42532446

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104965518
...

>>42535942
The fact is that I don't understand it

>>42535880
Would not surprise me but /monster/ is legit throwing rocks at a glass house and now they have a schizoid who thinks sites like TFT are participating in 'performative liberalism' and trying to undermine MGE as a whole.

>>42535942
Nice kot, would pet and tame.

>>42535983
I wonder if Alps are going to go on the chopping block soon. I don't like them but it's a precedent and low hanging fruit for more pushes.

>>42536018
'on the chopping block'? since when has KC cut a MG?
alps are necessary for KC's 'perfect world where everyone is happy' setting so i doubt he'll do away with them. it's not like some fags whining about trannies whenever they're brought up is something that'll ever reach him

>>42536034
We'll see.

>>42535972
Real-life snow leopards have a well-documented habit of putting their tails in their mouths.
https://learnanimals.net/why-snow-leopards-bite-their-tails/

>>42536018
I don't think KC himself will give a fuck unless there's three letter cancer involved again, but there's likely going be a civil war instigated by those obsessed spergs.

Already saw someone claim that haremfags are closet cucks, just a matter of time before they come up with their own interpretation of KC's rules to attack even KC compliant groups they don't like.

>>42536078
i'd bite it too

Enough whining from discord cucks
Your pet clown got publicly shamed by KC
Your coup failed
I don't recognize any of the names from your offsite faggot drama

>>42536018
Alps are great as long as they are not tainted by western garbage

would you love your wife even if she had a muffin top?

>>42536018
Doubtful since MGE plays to nearly every fetish under the sun except the actual cursed ones like scat, snuff, guro, etc. KC has no reason to care about the opinions of a tinfoil hat wearing schizo, his Romanian owner, or the chink femboy they keep locked under the bed.

ewwww. what the fuck
but which monster has the largest forehead?

>>42535723
>baphomet doujin guy
Who? The alex dohekey or whatever?

>>42536190
Please delete this trash

Imagine the Fallen God going yandere on you.

>>42536210
yeah

Post all your cutest, lewdest, and funnest ratatoskr pics please!

>>42536275
Cute and funny you say?

>>42536275
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

>>42536289
Cute and funny ratas are most certainly welcome!

>>42536292
All ratas are welcome! I don't discriminate against tree rats.

>>42536275

>>42536275

You ever wonder if rata fluff smells like hazelnut?
I'm sure breath does from all the hazelnut coffees and candies she eats. Her home with hazelnut candles. Her deodorant probably smells like hazelnut or pecans. I wonder if her fluff does too

>>42536393
sakuya, my favorite meido

>>42536381
How do sweaty monsters smell after a workout?

bro I’m fucking telling you ninjas are stalking me at night and making me jerk off I’m not a schizo

>anon wants a wife
>doesn't want to go out of his way to meet women
>puts up a "wife wanted" sign on the street post near his house
>as soon as he turns around the sign is gone
mamano are scary...

>Anon encounters sleeping dormouse
>unconscious headpat lure
>rolls an 18
>resist attempt failed
>starts headpatting her
>Anon has been successfully snared
>a couple minutes pass
>anon gets attacked by 2 other girls
>rata from the left, danuki from the right
>coordinated ambush, the dormouse was the trap
>ensnarement prevents escape or retaliation
>anon gets proactively dated by the three rodents
>Anon now enjoys a 3 girl rat harem
>this harem quickly scales in size as the years pass and more daughterus enter the mix

>>42536434
Like human body odor mixed with odors of their respective species: dog, pig, rat, etc.

>>42536463
>kunoichi sneaks in through the window
>second kunoichi sneaks in through a different window
>bogey sneaks out of the closet
>bogie sneaks out from under the bed
>nightmare shows up however they get there
>well crap what do we do now

>>42536463
Okay schizo.

Everyone knows ninjas don't make you fap. Demons make you fap because you're weak-willed and effeminate.
Ninjas stealth fap you while you sleep or are distracted.

>Need a hand?

>>42536142
Absolutely.

>>42536495
break out your anon dummy to distract them

>>42536487
I feel like a diet of spirit energy would make them smell really good. I think lamia would smell really nice

>>42536529
I'm sure mamono use perfumes mixed with aphrodisiacs, especially lamias

>>42536547
Even without artificial scents their bodies would have unique smells. Add on perfumes, incense, or the smell of nature and I struggle to see how any man would be able to resist their advances

Sometimes with ratas you wonder if she's gonna swallow your nuts, like she's one suck away from pulling them down her throat, but she always treats them with care and keeps them safe.

>>42536506

>>42536337
>need wife
>go on IG
>make meme post of yourself saying you NEED wife
>5 mins later you're married
the dating scene is still a shithole, it just doesn't last long.

>ice queen visiting Texas

>>42535780
Artist ?

>>42536712
Matsusensei.

>>42536636
Mass social media apps like Instagram would be the dating equivalent of the Somme if mamano were around

>>42536506
>pinning your hands
>rubbing your nipples
>jacking you off

>>42536721
Is there one for lolibabas?

>>42536689
You just gave me the idea of commissioning an ice queen dressed as a cowgirl. Any monstergirl dressed as a cowgirl would make my pp hard. Referring to the western kind of cowgirl here not the holst kind

>>42536738
They use Myspace

>>42536734
forgot
>while making out

Are condoms contraband in monstergirl states or are they present but far less profitable?

>>42536774
>wasting an image on this
Fuck off

>>42536782
has any thread lasted much longer than a day recently?

>>42536782
s-sorry

>>42536797
Regardless of the image limit, this custom has proved to be very beneficial. Just catbox non-mg images and link them instead

>>42536810
Time to bully this vampire bat!

>>42536816
It's just dumb to call it wasting an image these days. Just call it off topic.

>>42536818
She swapped all that utility to show some belly. Proof monsterization is bad.

People depict the Order as some fascist hellscape a lot, but IIRC the encyclopedia describes it as an entirely kind and benevolent religion with the exception of its hatred of monsters

>>42536087
Go die in a Russian shelling.

>>42536906
>snake girl
>normal legs and scaly tail
this is a lizard

>>42536898
>the encyclopedia describes it as an entirely kind and benevolent religion

>>42536898
Lol, lmao even. It's not a fascist hellscape but it's like being a peasant in the Holy Roman Empire in that it's not a good place to live.

>>42536898
>the encyclopedia describes it as an entirely kind and benevolent religion with the exception of its hatred of monsters
This sounds more like some idiotic western headcanon attempting to whitewash the Order. Life under Order was always depicted as miserable and its main purpose in MGE is to provide corruption bait or liberation scenarios.

>>42536921
Lescatie is a desginated shitheap. The order is actually quite large and relatively okay. It's not even a governing authority, lots of nations just pay lip service to it while ignoring kobolds and stuff.
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Kobold
I would just post the relevant paragraph but it's a little long, it's the last one anyway. Also don't waste an image on text.

>>42536921
>a city has slums
well i guess they *are* fascists when you put it like that

>>42536965
>>42536965
>>42536978
>>42536945
>>42536941
I think what KC is trying to tell us is that the Order could be nice to live under if they weren't so neurotic about keeping their lifestyles "pure and virtuous".

Are you as smart as a slime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_GTIL7AECQ

>>42537016
Has there been any other material talking about the Order controlled cites/towns outside of Lescatie?
I know that the point of MGE is too be corrupted and such, but I want to see an actually operational settlement where the Order is needed, be it holy magic or maybe lower ranking angels guarding it, with aggressive mamano that could wipe out the town if not quelled.

>>42537083
More than likely will not happen given that it defeats the purpose of MGE. Last time Order tried some bullshit with a massive warship to end all warships something like a group of Kraken sunk it and now it serves as a glorified resort.

>>42537083
Polove was a starving shithole until monsters revitalized it

>>42537083
>with aggressive mamano that could wipe out the town if not quelled.
What do you mean "wipe out"? You're looking at the wrong setting if you want HFY and heroic paladins defending civilians from evil monsters.

>>42537191
HFY in general is pretty cringe.

>>42537191
I meant slaughtered

>>42537191
NTA but i doubt he means 'killed' - a population of ushi-onni kidnapping an entire population of working men out of a village will wipe it right off the map, sure enough.
also, wanting orderfags fighting monsters is not outside the limits of the setting, it's written into it explicitly. that's not HFY cringeshit

>>42537205
I like them from time to time but they do get pretty same-y after a while. Lots of the same shit but occasionally you do get a good one. But yeah as the previous anon said it’s not something I want mixed in with my monster girls.

>>42537217
>>42537228
fucking nevermind i guess

>>42537228
It is, go back to /tg/

>>42537241
Now you know why we treat everyone talking about Order for longer than one post with suspicion

>>42537191
my contest fic won't go down well...

>>42537241
>>42537250
I wasn't him btw

>>42537262
don't pay 'em too much mind - they're just traumatized from /tg/ fags. as long as it's well written and not wildly outside the written setting it'll be well received

>>42537262
KYS /tg/fag

I bet half the anons in this thread would be classified as either the following in the eyes of monster girls
>Useless husband, only good for sex
>Great househusband, too weak go out on his own

>>42537347
I wish I could be the latter, but I'd probably end up the former.

>>42537347
but I like hiking, makes me feeling happy

>>42537347
In that case, I hope that portals never open. It's fucking retarded.

>>42537347
I'm the first one, I just want my wife to discard me like a spent cigarette after sex every night

>>42537347
pov you are about to sign away your right to not be under constant loving supervision & protection
>>42537364
waaaah

>>42537347
former as nothing to do with MGE, is this just a bad bait?

>>42537381
autists in the thread determined to interpret things in the most literal and bad faith way possible

>>42537375
>Useless husband, only good for sex
>le good
Mental illness

>>42532446

>>42537347
Amazoness fag?

>>42537397
Are you serious? How can you interpret this in another ways?

>>42537230
I suppose my distaste from it comes from the fact that they ignore something like the Human-Minbari War from Babylon 5. A war, that while it ultimately led to the destruction of Earth and a majority of mankind moved other sentient races to tears at the humans' "stubborn nobility". The fact that despite overwhelming odds against them and a technological disadvantage they were willing to throw their lives away to defend their people and home planet. Instead, HFY dorks tend to take the Warhammer 40,000 route because of course the one setting where Humans are portrayed as the least asshole in an entire grimdark setting full of assholes is something that you want to base your fiction on.

TL:DR: HFY is far too many times cringe and poorly written and doesn't need to mix with a smut setting where ideally Anons would get their own wife for better or worse.

>>42537417
>word word word
Go back to /tg/

>>42537381
In MGE sex = love, even a useless husband would be a fantastic lover.
Some monsters would even love such a man, caring for him and knowing he genuinely loves and depends on them would fill them with joy.

>>42537422
Not from /tg/ but nice try.

>>42537417
My favorite “HFY” stuff is with getting rid of the bad monster girls and keeping the best of the best monster girls alive that makes humanity the happiest the most.

>>42537375
>Demon contract specifies that, when away from her, you must send her at least one text per hour telling her of your whereabouts
>She's contractually obliged to reply with cute texts featuring lots of heart emojis

>>42537381
Yes, It is see :
>>42537423
>Useless husband, only good for sex
>42537370
>I'm the first one, I just want my wife to discard me like a spent cigarette after sex every night

>>42537443
I don't sign, goodbye

>>42534929
>Cupid under blankets by the Winterstown ski lodge fireplace
>she has an arrow in her hands ready to strike the first cute snowboarder to sit next to her

Ya'll depressing fucks made her cry.

>>42537452
This is not how negotiations go. You can't just refuse to sign and leave.
Try to get her to add more favorables clauses
>She must play vidya with you
>She must cook pancakes even Tuesday morning
>No extremist propaganda to your future daughters

>>42537443
cute

>>42537494
No, It was already a dealbreaker

>>42537492
Good, now fuck off

>>42537361
I want to go hiking with a genki monster girl who is way too into seeing sceneries.
I'm thinking of an anubis who is mostly quiet and only shows off her genki side when hiking.

>>42537528
>>42537537
if you don't like it don't respond to it, christ. quit lowering the thread quality.

>>42537562
Man, look at these worms. One eats the herb and the other smokes it.

>>42537577
two disparate paths - and yet both lead to mastery

>>42537577
>>42537596
Lettuce or Devil's Lettuce

>>42537577
Clearly smoking the herbs is superior. Look at how superior the Wonderworm is compared to the generic Papillon.

>>42537613
nice stoner onee-san is underrated

>>42537613
I wonder if you fuck a wonderworm enough would she become a blue moth girl eventually, which I guess she would be called the wondermoth at that point.

>>42537634
>>42537613
Wonder Worm and Satyros go on a roadtrip.
>We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas.

>>42537613
>>42537634
I dunno anon, wonderworm strikes me as the low-energy type who just wants to spend every evening smoking, cuddling and fucking.
Greenworm would definitely enjoy eating out, watching a show while snacking or even playing some co-op. I bet she's a gamer.

>>42537666
>low-energy type who just wants to spend every evening smoking, cuddling, and fucking
i can't imagine anything better. look at how soft she is... how squishy do you think the caterpillar parts are?

>>42537537
How about you fuck off.

>>42537675
>how squishy do you think the caterpillar parts are?
Rivaling even the squishiest flayer.

>>42537675
I've handled enough caterpillars to know they're quite firm.

>>42535598
>>42535636
The real reason is this. A bunch of discord losers are running a psyop at this point. They are trying to manipulate /trash/ anons to latching on to MGE to create more NTR content to cause harm to KC.
Wightfag is involved.

>>42537721
Nobody cares now fuck off.

>>42537692
>>42537730
No u

>>42537730
You should care because if this continues MGE will most likely just be permabanned on 4chan.
>also
care enough to reply :^)

>>42537718
>I've handled enough caterpillars
this is such a funny thing to say. are you a caterpillar rancher

>>42537738
>:^)
Unironically neck yourself.

>>42537739
Weeeeell I don't know about the Big City but here at Larva Ranch we do things a little bit different

>>42537746
t. mad cuck his homoerotic plan got leaked.

>>42537714
>>42537718
like a nice pillow, firm enough to keep you propped up but soft enough to relax into

>>42537758
Except I don't give enough of a shit to go on /trash/ or defend a guy who's actions kind of got him in the situation he's in. I know English is doubly hard for you with Wikifag's dick in your mouth but fuck off.

>>42537738
Permabanned how?

>>42537750
>>42537739
>be humble greenworm farmer
>feeding excitable worms after this week's fieldtrip to see the Queen of Heart's castle in wonderland
>distributing the minimum daily 2 ton lettuce ration (industrial quantity)
>the girls aren't as hungry as usual
>keep trying to make small fires with sticks and roll their cabbage rations into tubes
What's going on? Are they sick or something? I'm worried, they've never acted like this before.

>>42537813
They've got the smarts now.

>>42537817
Metal slime wife is cute but I don't want Mercury poisoning. Feels bad man.

>>42537540
I want to hike through a snowy winter park with a Yeti who is amazed by everything

>>42537821
Nonsense! Just look at hatter's wife, she's perfectly fine!

>>42537844
Have you seen the size of Hatter's wife's ass. That shit could kill lesser men. Thankfully he's no ordinary Hatterfag.

Enjoying all the wonderworm posting. She's one of my favorite girls.

>>42537861
She's truly wonderful.

>>42537861

>>42537861
It's making me to consider worm...

>>42537878
they grow up so fast...

>>42537861
Best Wonderland girl.

>Is blue ( extra important ), therefore MOE
>Soft like a plush cloud, will drink of you
>Will smother you in love and fruit tasting tobacco kisses
>Will use her massive worm softness to protect children

>>42537773
keep seething TFT tranny
>>42537809
as in blanket banned on 4chan through DMCA. No images would be allowed to be posted on 4chan globally. From what is already happening in /trash/ KC is actively DMCA'ing their ntr edits.

>>42537906
>TFT tranny
Lmao, lol even. I actually agreed with what KC did given that there were multiple warnings to Cheral about his commissioned works but given you're probably the hypocritical Baphofag who calls other people groomers while masturbating to a child-like body, the shoe kind of fits.

Eat shit and die of Covid, Chink,

>>42537878
>Young greenworm and wonderworm eat lunch together
>Greenworm has a massive bowl of salad and a huge pile of fruits
>Wonderworm has just a small brick of apple juice
>Greenworm asks if she can have a sip

awaiting eagerly

>>42537926
>groomers
I don't even know what you're on about, but you just outted yourself sperging about lolicon
Keep seething TFT tranny.

>>42537941
Keep seething from your tinfoil hat Aux.

>>42537949
That ban really pissed you off buckeroo. Lmao stay over on TFT with SnoweflakE and your homoerotic lust.

>>42537938
Current golem we have is a disappointment, but Wonderland never fails to make lovable species.
Also, the word golem makes me think they'll be tall busty beauties.

>>42537958
No more than the fact you dumb /monster/ niggers are so paranoid you think literally anybody cares about you dumb fucks.

>>42537926
Jesus christ you discordtroons can't be any more obvious.

>>42537958
>>42537966
will you two just get a room already

So no more worm talk? Okay.

>>42536978
The Order is a bit like the Marines in One Piece. It’s a massive, ubiquitous organization that no human can avoid. Its goals may not be benevolent, but the people in it are varied due to how massive it is. Sometimes it might be the only way most humans in the setting can leave a positive mark on their community. You have the genuinely kind-hearted heroes and the pious churchgoer, but also the zealous, bloodthirsty inquisitor or the hateful and corrupt bureaucrat. If you hate Wan Piss: the machine is bad, the cogs aren’t. The cogs are to be rescued and married off after all.

That said, they’re not to be rooted for. A special breed of miseryfag just sees paladins, gold and blue color schemes, crosses and goes hummina hummina awooga I’m an oppressed underdog who surely won’t be fucked over if we were to actually win. At least the humans in the setting largely don’t know the Chief God wants to go back to monsters eating human entrails, but miseryfags have no excuse. Who knows, they’d likely simp for any faction so as long as it’s the human one.

Why can't /monster/ niggers stay in their containment, I don't want to hear about your schizo bullshit like psyops and troons, fuck off.

>>42537980
What do you think their tobacco tastes like?

>>42537926
go back to your futa discord and aaack more, retard.

>>42537888
Blue skin might be the most moe.

>>42537995
Probably like those fruity vapes popular among the youth, except more potent and with a lewd aftertaste.

>>42538000
>Blue skin might be the most moe
It, red, and purple are the best.

>Fruity vapes the youth like with a potent and lewd aftertaste
Based. Thanks Wormanon.

>>42537980
worm talk continues. fags are constantly arguing with each other and derailing the thread around here, you learn to ignore them
>>42537995
sweet and sort of fruity-spicy, like spiced wine. nice and warm and relaxing

>>42537228
Nah, >>42537217 ain't me. I did mean all men getting kidnapped and a town basically collapsing. And not in HFY way either, more like through the eyes of a human that has only heard horror stories so is fighting for his life and his towns livelihood, etc.
I guess that would be too real for MGE though.

>>42537966
You deserve it for fag enabling the unintelligent fags in your chat.

Whos your fav out the maidens?

>>42538037
the one that looks like anubis in that other art of her. I think she's meant to be a fox.

>>42538037
Mersé followed by Wilmarina and the kitsune.

>>42538029
>Spiced wine
>Wonderworms smoke melange
Nice.

>>42537375
Jokes on the demon. She doesn’t realize she’ll be contractually obligated to get smooched a thousand times per day.

>>42538037
I've never bothered with it so I'll say the one with the biggest boobs.

>>42538033
Nice try samefag, go to hell with you HFY shit.

>>42538056
She oozes sexo

>>42538033
I get that - it's a source of conflict, and can make stories nicer. Can't have someone dry your tears and kiss your wounds if you never get hurt in the first place, right?

>>42538066
That would be Mersé Dascaros

I just wrote 260 words but I already want to delete everything. Every time it's the same thing... How can I get rid of that?

>>42538037
Always choosing foxes.

>>42538037
>>42538051
As many mofu addicts as we have in these threads, it's hard to believe the kitsune fallen maiden is the most ignored.
Hell, even the roper receives more attention.

>>42538037
Wilmarina. Can't resist a dark brave succ.

>>42538037
Primera

>>42538106
Just keep going. Will it suck? Probably, unless you've done your 10,000 hours of practice to master a skill.

>>42538106
KYS ESL.

Any idea of when Monster Girl Redux is coming back? It was my Dragonia resource, is there anywhere else where I can read the Dragonia materials?

>>42538033
That sounds fine and works with the setting, personally. But you have to have a good sense for what you can show with that subject matter and stay tasteful. If you show someone following through and succeeding with murder of a monstergirl, it’s generally a big no no. That falls more in line with general fiction rules and making characters sympathetic. Bad versions of that idea don’t realize what line their character is crossing when they do follow through on it, even with Order ignorance. I trust you have the sense not to fall into that though.

>>42538106
I'm at 3200 and need to force myself to do about 800 more in, what, six hours?

>>42538106
If you're not having fun writing just take a break and come back to it later.

>>42538132
>>42538146
I will stop for now and try to continue tomorrow
>>42538141
Good luck anon
>>42538135
I know anon, I know

>>42538164
I wish you the best of luck.

>>42538138
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia

>>42538141
Magus didn't give a specific hour for the deadline, but since IIRC he's American, it's safest to target midnight EST, so about nine and a half hours.

>>42538056
Succubi should be allowed to become gyarus.
Becoming a gyaru is the only chance other species have to outlewd a succ.

>>42537984
>Chief God wants the setting to go back to basically Generic JRPG/D&D campaign bullshit
God... Goddammit I knew she wasn't somebody to be rooted for but that's the worst kind of shit.

>>42538033
That reminds me. I’m surprised more monsters aren’t resentful that most men in MGE shun them by default. They see human guys as males of their own species. It must feel kind of fucked when your own men are brainwashed and want you to die. And there’s not much choice, if they want a husband. The only monster that seems to explore this theme are dragons.

>>42537988
>Moderately okay thread
>/monster/ nigger and discord drama breaks containment
Every time.

>>42537984
I'm convinced they only do a quick glance at character profiles and dont read most of the lore
If they did, then there would be more stories about helping king castor regain is politcal power and influnce to prevent the invasion by diplomacy
Something that DRUELLA HERSELF said could of happend were he not getting fucked over by willamaria's dad and the rest of the lescatie council

>>42538290
The fact that they all portray lescatie as a shining beacon of hope didn't give it away?

5D chess is to oppress your own people so demons invade and prevent you from defaulting on your debts

>>42538125
The dark brave profile succ is way superior to Wilmarina.
Too bad one remained unnamed and neglected, while the other gets a full story, official lewds, a figure and lots of fanart.

>>42538318
Theres just as many storys where the Order is seen as "Angry zealots" that are just as bad as the monsters, promting the MC to wipe both out

>>42537878
want wonderworm childhood friend wife who wants me to hold her like when we were kids and squishes me when she crawls onto my lap

>>42538217
Pyrow you dumbass.

>>42538264
That's why the extremists exist. They want to completely unite the two species, and Aren't going to give you much say about it. Not to mention plenty of girls get off on the idea of "retraining" a reluctant human.

>all MGs want to have kids
>some MGs want their husbands to be forever shotas
how does this work? does husbandoanon act like a regular - though small - dad, or does hag wife treat him like one of her kids despite him fathering her 'real' children?

>>42538433
Presumably treats him as her husband. Unless her whole schtick per the profiles-- Which paint a wide brush anyway-- states she's going to do some shotacon shit.

>>42538423
it must break poor succ's hearts when they join up with the army to liberate order towns and all the men are terrified of them when they first arrive

>>42538089
Yeah, i like my sweet SoL marriage with a bit of gut wrenching emotional suffering.
>>42538137
Oh I don't write propwr stories, just an endless amount of rough drafts that forever lay unfinished.
But I do agree. One time I tried to write a serious self insert and it was just depressing. I can tell you that I would not be a lucky person if the portal happens.

>>42538264
There's a theme in some stories where the monster girl is a disillusioned neet uncaring of finding a husband and living off of donated spirit energy, then coming across the reader/self insert, etc.

>>42538290
>be lescatie refugee
>go into edgy spiels about how lescatie broke before its men did
>tell everyone about how awful the invasion was
>realize you are slowly becoming a vagrant in this far flung foreign town, alone and hungry
>mom and dad keep sending you letters
>they say they’re safe
>that it’s okay to come home
>that they love you
>latest letter informs your childhood friend has been searching for you
>demonic tricks
>trash the prisoner fruit cookies they sent despite your stomach’s protests
>h-humanity fuck yeah…

>>42538422
Nobody can outlewd pyrows though.

>>42538455
Fuck yeah.
I am unhappy therefore I am.

>>42538455
Poor boy. Eventually, he'll get lonely enough to go home, and his friends, family, and new wife will be able to teach him that the new world is kinder than the old, and he doesn't have to be scared.

>>42538455
>childhood friend route
The monsters really were evil all along

>>42538455
Based, hope he keeps up and joins the iorder terrorist

>>42538455
I mean
King Castor is now a super cool dipolmat with at least A+ rank charisma that really threw himself into work with the chance the invasion gave him
And his Youko wife Francia is there to stop him if he overworks
with sex of course, but she calls herself the "listening fox" so she must be just talking to her husband about his workday.

>>42538501
>Local diplomat uses fox wife's lap as a pillow as he talks to her about his day

>>42538506
Given the profile goes into how much she wanted to ease his suffering pre invasion and support him post-invasion, I wouldn't be supried if they end up like that during a quieter moment

>>42538455
Maybe a Monty Python parody about the People's Front of Lescatie would be nice.

>>42538442
>>42538455
All probably a bit too on the nose, but hey, we can quietly ignore all that and go straight to loving acceptance.

>>42538455
This is a really good prompt. Might write a couple of scenes and see how I like it.

>>42538501
Castor is how you give a man more agency in MGE, but of course retarded westoids can only throw isekai edgelords into the settings and have them murder everyone, because monsterization is oh so bad and worse than murder.

>>42538455
>>42538519
>Druella: I've been expecting you
>The Lescatie Inquisiton: IMPOSSIBLE

>>42538522
Do it!

Isn't monsterization identity death?

>>42538535
It is but don't say it here

>>42538535
Sigh. I'll get the popcorn.

>>42538526
He's currently the most active male in the setting
The DL's husband is "larger than life" entity like the DL herself and Elt is simply a VN protag that unlocked the harem route

>>42538433
>does husbandoanon act like a regular - though small - dad
i like the idea of a shota/loli couple raising children that just want to be normal.
>daaaaaaaad please turn back to normal, being taken to school by a little boy is embarrassing. im twice your height!

>>42538542
oops lol
But honestly thought about it recently. I assumed it's a half and half kind of situation, where it's still them but in a new mindset, depending on their new form.
Or am I overthinking it?

>>42538569
Don't know I just want to clown arond

>>42538526
>Castor is how you give a man more agency in MGE
He's just a puppet governor middleman for the women who are actually in charge.

>>42538535
This is a fun reason, in a conflict-averse MGE setting, why a human might be scared of monsters, especially when paired with something like a Mindflayer, Shog, or other abyss-type. More fun than 'I hate monsters so I want to kill them', certainly - a human being insistently terrified of monsterization because they think that the new them won't be 'them' anymore would be a nice and angsty driving conflict, if anyone felt like writing about it.

>>42538569
Its not a identity death as most corruptions retain monstof the old personality, just ramp the horny up to 11 and break it so doesnt go lower than 9
Merse for example still has her memories and who she is, she just now sees monsters as the ideal for motherhood (given her past I dont blame her)

>>42538575
>clown around
oh no

>>42538526
I choose the path of violence and insert and isekai guy who just wants to be a farmer and befriends local monster girls while remaining conspicuously single because his entry the world marked him for marriage by The Greenworm living in his tree.

>>42538566
>im twice your height!
She must be quite massive then, must have inherited that from her mother.

42538576
Nice bait nigger

>>42538569
The form follows the personality, not the other way around. Even becoming a succubus is really just a sexual awakening by the Orders chaste standards. Someone from a kingdom that's more open about these things would likely hardly notice a difference after monsterization other than wanting even more than usual.

>>42538433
first one realistically, second one if your wife is a *particularly* filthy degenerate

Would like to see a story of Castor talking with Elt
I mean, Elt is fucking his daughter