/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What a fine turtle this is, OP.

holy fuck a talking turtle

Like a turtle could talk while swimming in the water. LOL.

>>4252518
Wait, you mean OP is a turtle? And there was a snake earlier. /jp/ is a bunch of reptilians.

You heard correctly, there's no reason to stay here.

I want a turtle

>>4252527
yah

Suddenly, I want to rewatch Finding Nemo.

You all need to go outside and socialize. With 3D people.

That sounds about right, if you disregard /b/, /r9k/, /a/, /v/... wait.

lol this is a crazy thread!

>>4252528
They seem awesome at first but once the cool factor wears off you realize they're pretty boring pets since they just sit there and never do anything. At least that's how mine was.

epic shit moot is coming

>You bunch of festering cuntbuckets.
Oh Anonymous! Your compliments are just too flattering. Thanks, hope you have a long and prosperous life.

>>4252531
ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

I mean FFS, you guys obsess about some shitty bullet hell game series. And not because of the gameplay, but because of the fucking characters?

CHARACTERS IN BULLET HELL GAMES? MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED.

>>4252562

Bunch of bollocks, even he regards this place as a wasteland where the lowest souls on the internet go to slowly fester and die.

turtle

>>4252581

There's no "even" about it. moot's a normalfag, just look at the boards he's been adding lately

>>4252531
but the outside is scary and 3d people pig disgusting!

>>4252512
Is that you again, moot?

>>4252611

No, I'm just another person sick of the fact that such a collective of you scum exists.

>>4252637

If you stayed in /r9k/, we'd both be happy.

>>4252637
You don't have to be a prickly pear about it.

>>4252587
How high do you have to be to think this is a good idea?

>>4252637
are you a turtle?

>>4252644

Why the fuck would I want to go in that hellhole? A lesser hellhole, but still a hellhole.

>>4252653

Don't attempt to pretend that's not your board of choice.

i once had a turtle she would be tiny and she eat grass lol

>>4252657

/wooo/ is my board of choice. A bunch of people liking a nerdy frowned-upon activity, without being socially retarded dicks about it.

/jp/ should learn from the turtles.
Then they wouldn't have to leave their house to leave their house.

What are you doing home on a Friday night, OP? Shouldn't you be off fucking girls or something? /r9k/'s daily "How do I talk to a girl?" threads should've helped you at least a bit.

where do turtlz poop from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWr_Jlx6p0
Reminded me of this

>>4252676
>without being socially retarded dicks about it

Oh the irony.

>>4252709

I'm going out at 9, it's 8.25pm here. And yes, drinking and possible hot girl fucking shall ensue.

>>4252789
"I'm going out at 9, it's 8.25pm here. And yes, drinking and possible 'hot' girl fucking shall ensue."

Enjoy your manbeast!

>>4252789

Enjoy your night bro. (being sincere)

>>4252789
I don't think you're going anywhere

Enjoy your hand