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After extensive research, I have concluded that the ahoge is an effective indicator of a girl's slut status. Of all the subjects tested, 100% of girls featuring ahoge were non-sluts, while 92.7% of girls with no ahoge were dirty sluts of the worst sort. This correlates with real life observation; out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

Preliminary research indicates the cause of this phenomenon is the way folicles react to semen; in pure girls, the hair is brisk and perky, as it has not contacted semen. In dirty sluts of the worst sort, the galons of semen they are showered in are absorbed by the folicles and end up in the hair strands, the additional burden causing the hair to flatten, eventually reaching the slut aspect seen in the attached image.

Further research is underway.

>> No.4250846

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>> No.4250845

>>4250833
>out of all 3D subjects tested, 100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.

I love you.

>> No.4250849

>100% did not have an ahoge, and 100% were also dirty sluts of the worst sort.
This makes my day

>> No.4250856

It must be copypasta day or something. Wait, thats everyday.

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>>4250833
That's true. Girls with ahoge are pure

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>> No.4250875

>>4250868
92.7%

>> No.4250883

It might be a copypasta but its truth nevertheless. and yeah 3D part was a big step towards the women cientific studies.

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>> No.4250922

>>4250875
>Implying Saber Alter is still pure

>> No.4250974

>>4250833
Yea man, for real. For example, PENIS. Arika Yumemiya from Mai Otome had an ahoge, and she was as pure as snow.

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Girls that have THIS thing, on the other hand, are almost always dirty sluts.

>> No.4251014

I wish copypasta-san had given us more research data.
The article would be much more provocative that way.

>> No.4251023

>>4250997
Cum intakes.

>> No.4251029

>>4250997
I think they are the result of automimicry. They look like holes you can stick your dick in, so they are designed to arouse you. The slut subspecies (Homo sapiens carnalis) therefore can attract more mates.

Similarly, it has been put forward that "(...) enlarged breasts of human females (compared with other primates) are buttocks mimics involved in sexual attraction and copulatory behavior. "

>> No.4251031

>>4251014
I agree. I vaguely remember one charts-and-graphs thread about...the quality of posting?

Data is always appreciated.

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I sense some discrepancies.

>> No.4251388

So Nagisa's double ahoge makes her DOUBLY PURE? or does it make her...

>> No.4251389

>>4251388
She's a cockroach, not a girl.

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