/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42497005
We are reaching page 10 faster than normal

I love baphomet!

SOON

>>42497005
I can't even clean my own room, let alone write a story.
Give me a shog and then I'll reconsider.

>>42497005
Well I did send a sci-fi story to a writing contest so she better be!

>>42497031
?

>>42496967
Oh, wow, I hope that doesn't happen. that would be terrible. god i hope that doesn't happen i hope not haha

>>42497016
Considering the thread was on page 10 when it was under 400 posts but stayed there for hours, I'm guessing some bumpfag tried to kill another thread and this was collateral damage.
>>42497036
Shog makes a good muse, and you can leave the room to her.

bets on what girls kc is going to add?
[Or if it's another excuse post/spoiler]

>>42497040
Art fairy wants to know your location.

>>42497155
GREY
R
E
Y

This is the daily lilim appreciation post, today's advice is to just grab a lilim's tail

>>42497155
Deep One
Metal Slime

>>42497170
It's too soon. We're not prepared.
Imagine all the cheshire-tier jokes and memes that will ensue.

>>42497155
I think that Bandersnatch is supposed to be coming up soon - besides that, I'd love to see more eldritch girls. It's about the longest shot there is, but it would be cool to see a MGE take on Hounds of Tindalos. Maybe a gfd dark young of the black goat of the woods with a thousand young? That's kind of a mouthful, but I'm sure an abbreviation exists somewhere

>>42497178
I won't fully appreciate lims until we see the one who has bug-like features KC once mentioned in a Q&A.

>>42497240

alice is a bit too much
can I have a teenage-love-discovering-the-pleasure-of-eachothers-bodies-again-and-again monstergirl instead?

>>42497155
Maybe it's Balrog this time
I hope she will be top tier loli material like Demon

>>42497284
Balrogs are meant to be huge, imposing and terrifying monsters.
Their offspring will undeniably be adorable though.

>>42497155
It's been fire grills for a while, so maybe Balrog.

>>42497258
what unholy spawn of an echidna is this

>>42497258
>her personal realm is just a big forest where men get hunted down and raped by Ushis

>>42497155
chaos monster
metal slime
new plant
another fox monster

>>42497005
>Fanart gallery down
>MEGA down
?????

>>42497416
time

to die

>>42497397
>>42497191
Where does the love for metal slimes suddenly come from?

>>42497416
The odd part is that the wiki anon hasn't mentioned it.

>>42497449
>suddenly
I've been predicting her since these threads were on /a/

>>42497416
Anyone backed it up?

>>42497472
>since these threads were on /a/
They were?

>>42497178
>>42497258
Based Lilim enjoyer.

>>42497477
Goddamn newfags haven't been here for...
>2013 was ten years ago
Jesus Christ

>>42497472
Metal slimes are rarely ever posted about.
There is that one art of a metal slime dodging a guy's attack that sometimes spawns discussions but that's about it.

>>42497461
Wikifag doesn't post everyday. Scheduled gallery update is near, so I expect him to say something tomorrow at the latest if they're not back up by then.

>>42497489
We're as far away from then as then was from 4chan founded

>>42497505
Abd if he isn't
Do we panic?

>>42497489
There aren't many of us left from the /a/ days I think

>>42497530
I'm still here

>>42497530
I'd guess the bulk of anons remaining are from the surge of monster girl popularity caused by the MonMusu anime.
The full moon posting was quite fun back then.

There is one thing I was wondering bros, what's the average age of mg lovers ?
I'm 29.

>>42497584
hah, oldfag
28

>>42497584
Last poll showed very few people in these threads are younger than 25.

>>42497584
>>42497594
[/spoiler] 35

>>42497601
Damn, monster girls are corrupting the youths !

>>42497584
29, getting my amazing wizard powers in 5 days

>>42497639
Happy birthday, onii-chan.

>>42497584
22 been here since 2018

>>42497584
>>42497639
Also 29, turning 30 in February. If we get enough wizards together, we could maybe open the portals ourselves

>>42497669
nah, im fucking reatrded, since 2020, that fucking lockdown fucked me up

>>42497661
What would a familiar give onii-chan for his 30th birthday?
A blue robe featuring moons and stars?

>>42497005

>>42497683
Sadly I won't have powers but I'll be rooting for you bros

>>42497693
A pair of fluffy slippers and one of those pointy hats but the point is all droopy

>>42497584
30.
I am officially a wizard. A very pissed off wizard.

>>42497584
i haven't figured out what my wizard powers are yet but i guess there's no rush

>>42497739
>Anon's wizard powers is being able to cum buckets on insertion
Just ask a cute succ nicely, she'll let you try it out.

>>42497786
but my levels though

>>42497786
>Just ask a cute succ nicely, she'll let you try it out.
But what if the succ in question is pic related.

Hey what up, friends. I hope you like sweets. And Ushis.
Now with even more amateurish use of blending tools!

>>42497807
bring a lot of water to counteract the dryfishing

>>42497826
making ms ushi smile is probably my life's purpose

>>42497797
What the point of levels if you can't trade them for mind-blowing orgasms?

>>42497786
she needs to exist first

>>42497826
lovely, im trying to learn about drawing textures and shadows

>>42497826
Art of ushi-onis being absolute sweethearts is like propaganda.
I now believe that it might be ok to be raped by a demonic cow spider.

>>42497870
you never know when you'll need that level 99 firemaking

>>42497530
Present. Although I left circa late 2015 and hadn’t stopped by for very long. I just wasn’t having fun with the threads anymore. You know our resident ESL poster who talks about roping himself when rape comes up? Imagine there’s 5+ clones of him at all hours of the day here. No offense, anon. You’re alright, but having five of you was exhausting. I also think the /tg/ threads weren’t around yet, so there was no place to tell /tg/fags to fuck off to—maybe MGU? Those two things slowly killed it for me. I would count the femdom vs. maledom wars here, but it looped back around to being funny, even if it was obviously forced at certain points. Why did that become a thing anyway? It was never a big deal on /a/. I still wish I had stuck around a bit longer to finish my story. I’m glad Magus has this contest though. Good excuse to get back in the game.

Thread’s more pleasant now, but content’s more sparse.

>>42497958
after this stupid writing contest I'm going to fuck up I think I'll practice drawing more. I kinda wonder how many anons here got that drive to even try make OC.

Did you know monsters become more powerful faster if they get extra mana while growing up?

>>42497986
Oh my, is it time for the Bacchanals already?

>>42497958
>Thread’s more pleasant now, but content’s more sparse
mgt is clearly in its twilight years but that's alright, still a couple of years of comfy hornyposting left. What matters is that we don't whore our thread to outsiders for more posts per hour or something.

>rile up shog so much she drops the maid act and gives you correction
>fluster a bapho enough that she drops the onii-chan loli talk and, you guessed it, serves up correction
>tell a Pyrow you know her fake casual sex game, only for her to drop all pretense and try to rape you
>act way too enthusiastic for the sadist girls until they roll their eyes, relent and get cuddly with you
I may be developing an autistically specific fetish for monsters "dropping character".

>>42498045
I feel like a monstergirl-obsessed pigeon. I’ll be 40 in 2033, but so long as there’s a thread to return to, I’ll eventually find my way back here.

>>42498084
The best is when a hag tries to act young, cute and innocent.
The moment her sweet playful tone and cute speech turn into swearing and threats is when the penis hardens.

>>42497584
19 i keep stumbling into these wizard's circles

>>42497584
23, can't quite recall when my love awakened

>>42498100
Yeah at this point I cannot even imagine life without anonymously sharing my lust for nonhuman women with other perverts. It's possible that in some form this thread will live as long as 4chan is up

>>42498119
4chan will be gone in July

>>42498119
Literally the same.

>>42498100
it's hard for me to imagine getting to sleep at night without drifting away to pleasant monstergirl thoughts. helps banish all those worries away.

>>42498106
I think it’s just that your generation doesn’t come to 4chan much. Most of us born in the early to mid 90s got on here, and have stuck around until we reached wizardhood. I’m glad this place isn’t full seething wizard like /monster/ though. I like the occasional dig at human women for laughs, but there’s a fine line between that and whiny bitterness.

>>42498161
You need some hugs anon...

>>42497584
When the portals open, all wizards will be snatched up by loli and hebe amazons with a thing for "christmas cakes"

>>42498163
But I like whiny bitterness

>>42498182
Sounds like /monster/ is the place for you then. I prefer to focus on monster girls, without the unironic mental illness overhead that comes from 2*4channers

>>42498182
At the very least, I’d like folks to keep it out of stories and games, or learn what pacing is. I just read a story on AO3 from someone who’s been around since MGU. He should be Penywise or Magus tier by now, but he still writes like he did in 2012. Anyway, mc gets rejected by a human woman. She goes off with Chad instead, but the author doesn’t know when to cutaway or tone it down at least. We get it. She sucks and she’s getting with Chad, next scene. Also KC, please don’t force me into dialogue prompts about human women again. This is coming from someone who goads monstergirl ai bots into bullying me for trying to get with human women btw. I’m not above it all, but Christ.

Monsters get along well together despite being completely different species, cultures, and notably, ethnicities among same species.
Meanwhile, humans have gotten into conflicts with themselves despite them all being the exact same species as one another and even go as far as destroy people of their own kind.
Shouldn't that say something? Is it better if monsters were in charge of the world?

>>42498238
I wish there were more day of the portal stories. I love stories where races and cultures collide.

>>42498254
>Is it better if monsters were in charge of the world?
Yes.

>>42498265

>>42498238
it's pretty wild how much spite can affect writing. wonder if they're even aware of it

>>42498100
I have the suspicion that some lewd gacha generals on /vg/ lured away anons from these threads.
Aside from that I doubt there are any real alternatives to coming here.

>>42498254
counter point:
elves and dark elves
hornets and honey bees

>>42498275
>I have the suspicion that some lewd gacha generals on /vg/ lured away anons from these threads.
What an odd sentence maybe I'll use it next

>>42498275
seems like they've been posting here if the last couple threads are anything to go by

>>42498254
>>42498279
I wonder if there's more major regions of the world with apophis and pharaoh level conflicts. Monster on monster wars and rivalry have a lot of potential.

i stick around here because it's a good source for trashy romantic literature aimed at men, which is surprisingly hard to find otherwise.
there being a list of monster girls with explicit and well-defined personalities already just makes it an easy setting to write for -- kind of like stock characters in la commedia dell'arte, if that makes sense.

>>42498323
I think I'm in the same boat. It was Perentie who go me into MGE in the first place.

>>42498323
Male romance is completely alien to modern society. Men woo, they are not wooed except in the most superficial manner of a lady sticking her ass out.

>>42498293
Cute auntie.

>>42498345
for real. is it so much to ask to be able to self-insert as an object of desire?
could start by going to the gym i guess, kek

Where can I find the combat description in the MGE wiki. The various mamono fighter types and moves. Feel like I'm crazy for not finding it.

>>42498398
most of it's in salvarision mixed in the with the unit types

>>42498404
Ah, I see now. Thanks m8

>>42497375
no, Khevra's realm is the kingdom of underground, filled with glowing mana crystals where monster who adapted to this darkness live with their husbands

>>42498345
Sad, but true. It gets better once you're with her. Not always, of course, but the ones who do are the keepers. I doubt most anons would admit it, but many here would probably spill their spaghetti if a monstergirl flirted with them, or they'd cry if she earnestly confessed her love. Knowing how to respond is a skill in itself, one most women have honed over many years.

>>42498432
Don't forget the other two groups:
The ones damaged enough that they initially reject mamono due to fear/mistrust of the unknown (afraid to love, not afraid of the MGs), and then the garbage humans that honestly don't deserve a waifu without some serious soul searching.

Some of you fucks are genuinely human trash. I said it.

>>42498391
I can't dance

>>42498345
Romance aimed at male readers and role reversal fetish aren't the same thing.

>>42498456
>role reversal
It's tangentially related. Women asking men out is still very uncommon.

>>42498460
So?

>>42498456
I know. just going to role reversal threads doesn't do it, though - i don't know why, but most of those stories feel really patronizing and brutish.

>>42498464
Well, I mean without role-reversal you just have literally normal romance, which currently can be one-sided in interaction. Why would a normal guy want to read a romance novel that's no different than real life? So while they aren't the same thing, I don't think you'd see a lot of one without the other.

>>42498451
You're speaking truth.

>>42498469
>most of those stories feel really patronizing and brutish.
That description fits the shit that gets posted here, too.

>>42498490
>Why would a normal guy want to read a romance novel that's no different than real life?
No one here is normal

>>42497005

>>42498531
No shit.

>>42498469
>patronizing and brutish
I'm one of the weirdos who likes that stuff. Got to take the good with the bad in role reversal. Maybe it's because it feels more organic that way than if it was all upsides. I'm sure I wouldn't like to be in some of those situations irl, but for a story it's fine.

>>42498533
>tfw no wight mistress that wants to spoil you.

>>42497958
So i could have some brothers to relate with... Sadge.

>>42498549
I think the way a lot of women are treated in media is very patronising. So that's just accurate?

>>42498555
Ms. Vampire saw him first

>>42498566
Yep. If you like protective monstergirls or strong women, they also need someone or something to protect you from.

>>42498045
I am sure that unless 4chan fucks up catastrophically these threads are gonna stay for a good while. MGE has a nice niche (even discounting monster girls nothing else quite scratches the same itch) it would be shame to lose one of the few decent places in the west where one can comfortably talk about it.

>>42498594
We also have mamono to protect and be strong for, right?

>>42498603
Sure, but that's not really pertinent to the topic of romance novels for men/role reversal

Sally reminds me of Kyoko

>>42498603
No, you WILL be mommy's good boy

>>42498620
based and mommypilled

Most folks everywhere still just want vanilla romance (and kinky stuff in the bedroom).
It's human nature. It's the great and persistent backbone of culture.
The only thing that makes these threads different is many of us have a fetish for non-human bits. Wings, claws, tails, unusual ears.

>>42498594
>someone or something to protect you from
My inner demons and my own self-destructive tendencies

>>42498620
I want to be oniichan
Even if she has to fight off the mommies for me

>>42498632
>Most folks everywhere still just want vanilla romance (and kinky stuff in the bedroom).
I'd be careful with the "most" part. I really want a full role reversal with a sexually aggressive mamono wife and I'm pretty damn sure there's more anons like me here.

>>42498603
I see relationships as two way streets, so of course. I even enjoy when when it's a monster who's clearly stronger, but the mc has to step in or decides to. Ideally if I were in MGEland, I'd be a mage so I can fold threats in half with my brain, but still get snusnu'd when I choose to.

>>42498632
>have a fetish for non-human bits.
For me it's more of a fetish for power.

>>42497920
Isekai manga have taught me that ANY skill can make you more powerful than the legendary hero if you take it far enough. I'm sure firemaking is no exception.

>>42498638
Ditto, but I'm not against something more vanilla either.

>>42498639
what is this image, I need to know

>>42498639
physically frail mage husband + physically powerful mamono wife is the perfect pairing

>>42498655
Look like this tiger is being hold hostage by some yellow fevered anon.

>>42498657
Dimension of Monster Girls. I haven't played the game, nor do I know much about it beyond the design of the girls and some screencaps like that. Can't tell you if it's any good.

>>42498658
... although, to be fair, physically frail mage in a master/apprentice relationship with a more adept mamono who is clearly crushing on him is also the perfect pairing

>>42498603
>dragon zombie asks if you'll protect her when the dragon slayers come back to finish the job
>try to tell her they aren't coming back but she doesn't believe you

>>42498674
Mamonos/Anon is the perfect pairing.

>>42498668
Thanks senpai. I'll bite the bullet and give it a shot

>>42498675
cute... really powerful monster girls having specific fears/weaknesses that they need your help with is an adorable trope

>>42498686
Also it's a non-h VN, so adjust your expectations accordingly

>>42498657
It's from this game.
https://vndb.org/v22848

Seems your exchange program papers got botched and you'll be attending the notorious delinquent academy in Zipangu instead of the cushy private school you wanted. I hope you're tough because you'll be in for plenty of fights.

>>42498642
I bet you like claws, teeth, pointy ears, and maybe horns. At least a few of those.

>>42498706

>>42498719
>B-Bui...

>>42498706
gonna have to pay a 'protection' racket after day 1

>>42498725
gonna kiss the nervous porkie

>>42498706
Oh and there's this one Wurm who still doesn't realize she graduated three years ago.

>>42498706
Riding in a monster bosozoku rally must be a good time assuming the gang doesn't decide to drag you to a hotel after

What's that thing that might be a fetish of yours if you just stopped for a minute to think about it?
I'm talking little stuff that just really hits you hard, even though nobody thinks of them as kinky.
>Sharp teeth
>Eye contact
>Woman's hand on man's chest/face
>Tail wrapping around a limb
>Reading
>Cooking
>Frilly dress
>Suit and tie
That sort of thing. Subtle, subconscious fixations are all the rage these days in hooking up couples.

>>42498799
Rubbing my harpy wife's scaly feet

>>42498811
That's just a talon fetish.

Best monster for level drain?

Adventures with Rabbit!

>>42498799
Definitely the tail-wrap. Aggressive kisses. Also womb-tatoos/slave-marks. I want to get my own mark when I sign the contract too.

>>42498827
Devil, smug loli housewife.

>>42498827
Succubi and their derivatives are the tried and true classic. Slime is also a good choice, especially if she uses your levels in addition to sperm in order to make more slimes.

>>42498799
Business wear, being held, fur accidentally tickling me and dom monsters who just think it's cute when you try to be on top.

Imagine half of the time at home is just spent on finding places to bend her over

>>42498884
>kiki keeps finding ways to flash her ass at you and get into lewd situations
>meanwhile, you just want to pay her a fair market wage in your country's legal tender

>>42498828
>Only packs carrots for food

gonna tell your daughteru she has breedable boobs as soon as she's an adult

>>42498895
start putting coins in the slot

>>42498799
tail holding
hand holding
embracing

The idea of a mamono adopting an orphaned/runaway boy and actually being motherly and chaste with him with the explicit intention of grooming him and marrying him as soon as he's an adult is *really* hot
better if the momono jerks him off/does sexual stuff that isn't penetrative sex before he turns 18 and rationalizes it to herself as 'not really sex, so i'm not doing anything wrong'

>>42498811
I must say that the shoes on that bimbo turkey harpy picture activate my neurons more than they should.

>>42498827
wight

>>42498827
Demon, succubus, Wight, Greenworm

>>42498926
Even better if the boy is aware of what's going on and is just counting days and preparing for the day when his foster mom becomes his wife
>mom, I'm 17, you don't need to show me how to masturbate for the 12th time this month and I know why you're doing this
>can we just skip the extra steps and fuck already?

I wonder if a Dark Elf would mind if I got overly affectionate while she's trying to do the femdom mistress routine.

I prefer deredere girls

>>42498980
I would love a heavily muscular deredere wife.

>>42498980
You shouldn't post pictures like that until after February. It'll get the eros girls way too hot and bothered for Valentines

>>42498988
I really want a huge mountain of muscle and curves that just wants to go through all the regular wife things

Beware of any Order commander who sends you on a suicide mission into mamono lands "disguised" as a shota with no backup force to act as your parent or guardian. The monsters will instantly know what's up when an unattended child shows up, and odds are that officer was one of them.

>>42498638
Man, the monster wife and soulmate stuff is great and all, but what I really want is a harem with the power dynamic inverted. Like, being snatched up by a dommy mommy Nurarihyon who spends some nights shattering my pelvis and others pimping me out to other ufufufu monsters who shatter my pelvis. Or being the comfort boy for a detachment of Lescatie military succs. Or going drinking at night in Zipangu only to dragged off for a sleepless night of fun by a pair of Oni.

I am a submissive manslut for monsters and I’m not ashamed of it.

>>42498799
Slow, sensual touches. Like the slow brush of a fingertip or the tickle from a soft breath against the skin.

>>42498638
Preach!

>>42499011
I think that's still very possible in MGE, but it does still mean all the monster women you bone become your wife too.

Mechas are a man's romance

>>42497005

I wanna pretend to be an orderfag and argue with a demon, only for her to bully and tease me when I can't keep a straight face and start laughing.

>>42499042
Please don't pollute the thread with AI-generated slop, thanks

>>42498895
>Pay your kiki in love units in love units that she can trade in for sexual acts with different costs
>Something like some light groping costs less then her being railed over a table and creampied..
>Give her plenty of bonus units for whatever you feel like so sh never feels frustrated and only has to save up for special prizes like choosing an outfit for you for a day.
>Or she could just trade in her love units for a beach towel with your face on it.

>>42499061
>demon had a maxed out charisma stat
>by the end of the MEMRI TV talk show, anon is quivering mess begging "for the mankind to be unshackled by the superior mamono overlords"

>>42498844
You like clingy girls, huh? I'm sure you think a lot about demons and devils, but if you haven't settled on a waifu yet, remember that dark elves and lamiae exist. Also, Dark Mages, Succubi, and many Sabbath girls dabble in marks and tattoos like that.
>>42498868
Anubis or a fox are obvious choices, but I think Hellhounds can wear suits too.
>>42498915
Put some more thought into it. Do you out the tail on your lap, or wrap it around your shoulders?
Does she embrace you, or is it the other way around? Are you hugging from behind? When you hold hands, does hers completely engulf yours? Do you interlace fingers? Do your palms connect, or does she start tracing little circles with her digits?
>>42499019
Yeah, you get it. Would she surprise you with this sort of thing, or would you end up anticipating it when cuddling? Almost begging for it... Does she know you like it? Would you tell her?

>>42498799
Eyes. I really like mamono with black sclera, horizontal bar pupils/weird colored/oddly shaped or multiple eyes. The idea of looking into them in an intimate moment and seeing something
beautiful but profoundly inhuman makes me flustered.

>>42499029
This is more than fine. Being married to/the communal love slave of an entire Lescatie knight regiment/Dark Mage coven/Amazoness tribe/Undead noble court/etc sounds like a nice life.

>>42498844
>>42498868
>>42499116
All of these.

>>42499034
It's a shame that the guy who commissioned this is a massive faggot.

>>42499101
I'm a demon slut through and through, but I see why anons like lamia too.

>>42499116
Fear of the unknown being what is, I wonder if you'd struggle to maintain eye contact in such cases. Does it matter if she does or does not realize you are looking at her eyes?
Do you think you could tell if you were being watched even if you weren't watching back?

>>42499146
For realsies?

>>42499101
I now want to see CEO Hellhound. Hellhound, amazoness, and demons are my top 3. Foxes are up there too though.

>>42499062
The hand doesn't look mangled enough for AI.

>>42499151
If you're looking for something to spice up the relationship, I recommend bondage. Getting you nice and tied up so you can't run away while she kisses you a whole bunch.
Too much? How about a slave collar? Tattoos can be covered up, but a collar is difficult to hide...and not just from others. You'll feel it, too.
Imagine her taking the collar off after a long day, only to shower you in kisses on your exposed neck.

>>42498799
I'm reminded that extremists would be at the forefront of a dotr scenario. The rest just want to rescue you from Earth altogether.

>>42497584
24

>>42499177
Pixiv tags says it's AI-generated. The face is a dead giveaway anyway, maybe this time it didn't fuck up the fingers

>>42499179
bondage isn't usually something i'm into but the idea of doing it outside of a harsh bd/sm scene with someone i trust is nice. the idea of a mamono checking in every few minutes to make sure i'm doing okay is almost more appealing than the thought of being tied up itself

>>42499042
I can't quite articulate it, but the face and the breasts don't match. It's very AI in that sense.

>>42499177
Stop focusing on on things even humans struggle with. There are better tells
>The left-right disparity with the desks in the background
>What's that cloth below her left hand? Was something buttoned directly and solely around her midriff?
>The white lines of the scarf/collar terminate oddly on her left shoulder, compared to her right

>>42499179
If only.

Did someone say yandere lilims in the last thread?

>>42499177
It's probably the best looking AI hand I've seen, but there are other signs, like weird cloth by her cleavage or that strand of hair on her left shoulder.

>>42499191
>the idea of doing it outside of a harsh bd/sm scene with someone i trust is nice.
Trust is the most important thing in a relationship (especially in bdsm, but that's beside the point). Depending on the set-up, bondage can be like a nice and cozy hug. Also, she can easily hug you when you are all tied up.
>a mamono checking in every few minutes to make sure i'm doing okay
Have you ever had a dog? They get so happy when you come from work.

How big do you think is too big for a harem Anything beyond 5?

>>42499185
Is that so?

>>42499171
You seem to want a kind but powerful wife/mistress to tell you what to do.
I'd wager a guess that you aren't content to sit around and be pampered. You are eager to please, and mostly confident in your skills (outside the bedroom at least). In either case, you want her to provide feedback. Do you like getting called a good boy?

>>42499250
really depends on the person. 4 would probably be the max for me, but i don't think i would actively seek a harem in any case.

I want be scared little boy, in a place that is getting invaded by monsters and get comforted by a scary looking dark brave onee-chan.

>>42499290
That's absolutely adorable. Have you considered you'd probably still end up as a scared, cute little boy if monsters attacked? Regardless of age...

>>42499290
Shota is not my thing, but I wish I could be back in my early 20s again.

>>42499146
I see it

>>42498799
Fangs
Unusual eye colors
Assertiveness
Clingy and likes to touch but not much as in "I love you (that too obviously)" but as "You're mine", if that makes sense
Bodysuits

>>42499273
I haven't thought of it that way before, but that's pretty close. I live for those moments of affection, to be called a good boy. Making those I care about happy is fulfilling in its own way. Some people are so-so on househusband stuff, but it sounds like a nice impetus to sharpen those cooking skills. I could try all those Youtube recipes I never had time or money for. I could see a strong amazon wife who becomes hooked on my cooking. She might try to bring back as many ingredients as possible, so that we can try new things.

>>42499322
I want a bogey or bogie to double down when I insist I'm a grown man.

>>42499290
cuuute i love that idea
a little boy living in an order town all his life, suddenly being invaded by monsters he's sure are going to kill and eat him...
i imagine him locking himself in a closet or hiding in a water outlet or some other small, hard to reach area, and being found by one of the more human-like mamono because he can't stop little cries and sobs from coming out
she spends lots and lots of time trying to help him calm down and coax him out, telling him how brave he is and that everything will be alright and he'll be safe if he comes with her

>>42499160
https://twitter.com/asher_eye He has been bullied off of like 4 discord servers for his faggotry

>>42499273
>Do you like getting called a good boy?
I sintvto ths

>>42499394
>Clingy and likes to touch but not much as in "I love you (that too obviously)" but as "You're mine", if that makes sense
That's really cute
>Bodysuits
For you or for her? Both?

>>42498799
Eyes. Beautiful or strange looking ones are just really appealing for some reason. 'tis part of why I like owl mages a lot

>>42499418
>complain to bogeywife that you're a little kid and don't need to be treated like one
>doubles down as 'punishment', refusing to let you feed, dress, or bathe yourself until you remember that you're just a little boy

You people sure like eyes, huh?

>>42499504
Go home Gazer

>>42499504
Extremist black sclera is too powerful

>>42499322
Bogey is one of my favorite models for a specific hurt/comfort scenario where the mamono accidently actually scares a human and feels very guilty about it after. Works really well with her propensity for pranks & jokes,
Thinking about a bogie trying to play a prank on an already nervous and anxious little boy, scaring him, and him breaking down and crying while she tries desperately to comfort him.
God, that makes my heart flutter.

>>42498799
That "I'm clearly stronger and going to subtly show it whenever I can," like her interlocking both of her hands with yours. Even without her moving significantly, you can feel how your arms feel almost limp compared to hers. Especially if she's a subservient species like a shoggoth.

>>42499497
I'm getting a divorce.

>>42499534
>Eros SWAT team en route

Going up to a priestess of Eros and asking if they facilitate divorce proceedings

>>42499542
It's my right! She doesn't love me at all so I'm leaving!

>>42498799
Being treated like glass. The thought of an Ushi-Onni or Wurm being extra careful with the way they move and touch me because the gap between our endurance/strength is just *that* wide and they're afraid of hurting me really makes me swoon

>>42499504
I like pretty eyes. A fluffy tail and pretty eyes is unbeatable.

That's one of the reasons Jinkos are for me. My Jinko wife would treat me like an adult and respect me.

>>42499504
I need them for looking at stuff.

>>42499533
I like shog and kikis who have two modes. The maid mode, which is ultimately an act, and the 'real' mode. The maid mode and her desire to serve is sincere, but she's not above slapping you on the bum as you walk by her or giving you the look when you try to make a bad decision.

>>42499610
>Wholesome winter date, with me? Nyo way.

>>42499623
I bet you like it, you little slut

>>42499473
Her

Damn, there's a lot of 25+ year olds here.

I love Wendussy

>>42499610
Pretty eyes are very important.

We’re all just food for them to toy with
aren’t we? Not a matter of “if” you’ll five into them but “when”

>Join my tea party, or else.
>You would be wise to join my tea party.

>>42499504
Glowing red eyes are erotic and a sign of friendliness.

>>42499738
Well I'm not a nigger so I'm not going with left.

>>42498675
>tfw you train till you are basically a dark souls level boss
>And you also power-level your charamisa to the limit
>And all you find is a small child with a hat trying to enter your cave with a sword way too big for her
>You ask the small child why
>Learn that she was banished by the church for her little horns, seems she was from a dragons dead body but was raised by some nuns until a priest learned of her existence and had them crippled by his personal guards and was forced to do this as penance for being of the fifthly monster
>Guess Wife is gonna have a "dragonslayer" as a kid
Sorry for getting a little edgy

>>42499702
Unfortunately they're all past expiration, monstergirls only want younger guys.

>>42498706
well time to put the fact that my moms a wurm and train until my body is like a mountain of steel
before i reach the doors of that school and just workout and ignore any bullies even if i am struck and just turn the other cheek like the good Christian my wurm mom taught me to be

>>42499775
I'm choosing to believe there's tons of teen amazon and helldoggos with an equivalent to the Christmas cake fetish.

>>42498799
being wrapped in masssive meaty thighs

Holy shit

>>42499775
Not the young ones...

>>42499798
jabberwock anon does good work

>>42499702
A lot of us were in our late teens/early 20s when these threads were fresh. None of us are getting any younger.

>>42499736
>We’re all just food for them
Yes, literally

>>42499808
Aiming to be dead by 40 myself.

>>42499775
>Take potion
>Now I'm a teenager again
What now old hag

>>42499820
I'm hoping to be with my monster wife in the afterlife.

>>42499775
If they don't have someway to give us younger bodies when the portals open, my only hope is to reincarnate. A few more years and meeting my waifu now would just heart us both. Neither of us should miss out on young love.

>>42499834
*Hurt. My brain is fried.

>>42498675
>Tfw she was blind and didnt you were one as well but fell for her
>And she doesnt to know that now, the look on her face too heartbreaking to stomach living if she knew
>So you became a Dragon Layer

>>42499808
>>42499820
Yeah, it's no fun seeing yourself turn into one of those fat middle-aged slobs you hear about in that NTR crap. At this rate, it'll play out just like in The Last Unicorn.
>Where were you ten years ago? Twenty?
>Where were you when I was new?
>How dare you come to me now...when I am like this

>>42499834
Enjoy your phoenix wife.

Anon, put the potion away, you're worrying your wife with a variety of implications.

>>42499864
I'm looking to age gracefully. Stay in shape, keep what hair I have, etc. even if that makes me a fop. Also I may be writing about something like that.

>>42499874
Listen, I need to drink it to enchant some clothes to make better potions to enchant some clothes to make better potions to make some clothes.

>>42499867
>phoenix
Gross.
>>42499864
I'm not worried about the "fat slob" part, it's losing the youthful wonder and innocence. The opportunity to learn and grow together. I want to see the world with her as an adventurer, not a geriatric retiree.

>>42499874
My wife is the one who brewed it though...

>>42499905
your wife is a potionaphile
she wants sex with you, with potions involved in the equation!

>>42499874
nah im getting reborn, she gotta find me

>>42499924
What kinds of potions would monsters even make, anyways? The ones that are already talked about in the books are creative enough but that can’t be *all* the ones they make. And making a “potion that makes you fuck really good” would be lame

>>42499793
>>42499800
You're correct, young monstergirls like boys that are older than them and the mana exposure will also gradually return you to peak form.

>>42499864
Anon, please, you'll summon the bogeys.

>>42497826
omg I asked for this! Thank you!

>>42499950
Built for 30+ year old men

>>42499972
>critical failure in Ushi.exe
What's going through her mind in that second panel?

>>42497826
very nice

>>42497826
Ushi, sparkler, cute. It all checks out.

>>42497005

Will the invading radicals let me go if I agree to a mana marker?

>>42497005
>been trying to write a story for this contest
>thrown away at least 20 stories because I can't decide on an ending or feel like my wording is too cringe to be taken seriously


I remembered why I stopped writing.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42497584
oh dear lord I'm the oldfag now
36

it’s quiet.
too quiet…
this must be the work of an enemy kunoichi tribe, they’re trying to steal our men to populate their villages. everyone put on your anti ninja gear

>>42500057
My advice? Write an outline. Like a super basic list of events with an ending. Don't worry about prose just get that there and then use that as the building blocks for the real thing.

I wanna sniff dragon zombie breath!

>>42497584
Would MGs consider it impolite to ask a man about their age?

>>42500076
I have succubus proof windows installed. Should be good enough for kunoichis.

>>42500076
my oppai loli waifu counts as equipment, an onahole.

>>42497584
28, going to be 29 next month.

>>42500077
I also can't write smut to save my life.

>>42500076
>if you ever get attacked by monsters, all you need to do is-
>feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
>nothing at all
>NOTHING AT ALL

>>42500076
>anti ninja gear
>it's just a box with GUNDAM written on it in black sharpie

>>42500122
You couldn't have posted this an hour ago so I would've been ready?!?

>>42497584
I turn 32 in March. Yes I am a Wizard

>>42497584
Just turned 30 =(

>>42500077
I'm going to spend 30min in the gym to get some creative blood flowing. Hopefully that helps me get through the awkward middle transition tonight.

>Eyes
>Teeth
>Fluff
>Tentacles
>Powerful
>Loves teasing
>Can dress up if she feels like it
She's perfect

>>42500107
Writing actual sex is beyond me so far, so I hope my first attempt won't come off too cringy. Smut fortunately isn't a requirement for that contest.

>>42500122
you just knock on the trapdoor spiders door with a nice pizza or cake

>>42500216
She is perfect, too perfect. My contrarian personality demands I can only like unpopular, niche monsters instead of hellhounds, gazers, and lilims. Sorry!

>>42500271
>unpopular, niche monsters

>>42500216
I couldn't have one as a girlfriend because she'd think I'm beneath her and call me a faggot when I'm sad.

>>42500271
Your contrarian personality is bringing you pain. You should learn to like what you like, free of the shackles of society—even the ones you have internalized.

>Were you looking at me, young man?

>>42500271
I have something special for you, then.

>>42500333
>whyisgazerslimyanyway
because they're slimy girls

>>42500216
>>42500271
Remember; perfection is relative and one's perspective can change with time and experiences. I for one, don't like lolis and love the warm embrace of older monsters. So perfection to me is a woman who's hips and tits are wide and saggy and veiny, who wants nothing more than for me the father the 17 children she has planned out for us.

>>42500351
The full shitpost filename was
>whyisgazerslimyanyway_Idon'trememberbeholdersbeingslimy_theyhadscalesright_sheshouldhavescales_theslimejustlookslikeitwouldbeamessthatIwouldn'twanttocleanup_itwouldbehellgettingitoffofthecarpetsandthesofa.png
Which is full of baseless conjectures

>>42500320
!

>>42500346
This cat...

>>42500400
I would hate to clean up gazer goo on my couch.

>>42499905
Damn there's something about this dark mage

Can't put my finger on it

>>42493632
>Aggressive non-sexual physical contact (you're gonna get dragged along by her tail and you're gonna like it)
Wha?
So like, platonic femdom?

>>42499798
That guys drawings always look like piles of meat. Like a blobfish out of water.

>>42500346
The new Arknights character is looking pretty good.

>>42499702
>>42499808
There's that quote- "don't forget you're here forever." That's obviously true, but it's true for most things in general. People tend to latch onto favorite websites when they're young, and "grow up" with them.

>>42497155
I just hope he releases more than just 2 this year

>>42500107
Just keep it short and sweet.

>>42500415
I like to imagine it as the most pain-in-the-ass thing to ever clean out.

pawpads

>>42499455
>Asher
Lmao this fucker is actually worse than the worst writefags we even had on here.

>>42500433

>>42493632
>top two results are futa and pegging. jp is very butt-focused.

>>42500452
What I'd see ride a taxi?

>>42499798
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>42500539
>>42499455
Are you attached to that weirdo who was invading discords and then dumping screengrabs onto trash while ranting profusely about >bee bee cee?
If so please shut it.

I'm so sick of this meme

>>42500498
listen Anon, I'm not writing about your sex life

New Rosa art for you guys from @ReddGeist on twitter. Joked about this look being her devil trigger.

>>42499798
you could literally use her as a bed.
imagine...

Christ this thread is fucking awful today.

>>42500535
Puni puni paw pads

>>42500570
I'm starting to think she may not be a particularly peaceful individual

>>42500579
Like it hasn't been awful since 2019.

>>42500562
It's been only fifty gorrillion times.
>>42500573
Comes with a really nice pair of pillows.

>>42500579
the thread is absolutely identical to every other jp mg thread and you know it anon.
>>42500570
redd is cool!

>>42500543
>futa
>pegging
actual and unironic fags.

>>42500600
No that's the people who answered "monsterboys" anon.

>>42500557
What the fuck are you talking about.

>>42500320
i love tritonia-chan...

can we stop?

>>42493632
>>42500543
>There are 6 other vorefags here
Nice

>>42500603
they are both fags.

Seems like someone's ban wore off

>>42500579
>>42500614
>>42500623
>*sniff*. stop talking about things i dont like. WAH!
nobody is posting monster boys or futashit.
we are laughing at those faggots

>>42500631
such riveting discussion.

>>42500606
I'd get you a screencap but honestly if you haven't heard of it, that's probably for the best.

I see the /v/ermin are back.

>>42500619
vore is pretty common. there was also somebody that liked cockvore.

>>42500579
It's been like this for a while now.

could men be prostitutes in monster cities? would they get rich quick?

>>42500579
I did my best, but you poor humans seem more content to complain than to IMAGINE

>>42500679
Stay on /vg/ you chink.

>>42500686
to do so once is easy, twice is tricky

>>42500590
What, no, she is perfectly peaceful. What could make you think otherwise?

>>42500693
I need to wake up between two squirrels.
This has been a real dick kick of a week

So I had this cool idea about how black harpies would live in community in a modern setting
>Living in, typically, a suburban area
>The entire extended family (clan) occupies a small section of the city or town
>Typically 4-5 blocks exclusively owned by them
>Each house containing a couple and their kids
>Somewhere near the center of the houses is a luxurious home where the matriarch lives (the oldest married black harpy)
>No one can enter the neighborhood that isn't part of the family or a soon to be rape victim
>Undesired intruders get divebombed
>There's always a small gang on watch
>Lots of a community interaction and parties
>Everyone is treated well
>They buy up and/or force out people in neighboring houses to the community if there's a need for expansion
>Each home typically has two floors, not including basement
>1st floor is boarded up and storage (filled with junk they've stolen)
>2nd floor contains all the amenities
>On the roof is a large rest with a canopy over it
>The nest is accessible by a door in the roof, leading to the couple's bedroom
>The nest is used for sleeps when weather permits
>The bedroom inside for when it doesn't

>>42500686
eros would like a word with you.

>>42500713
i like birds with highly vertical architecture

>>42500557
That's Puuyo, he got free art out of KC due to it.

>>42500686
You could be a stripper. Please thrust your hips through the air and say
>I love money!
>I'm a big slut that will do anything for money!
>Pay me money and I'll do whatever you want!

>>42500647
If it's about Wightfag I already know.

What happened in the stables between you and that centaur girlfriend of yours, should stay in the stables. Don't gross out all the other monster girls in the farm please.

>>42500725
>t. Wightfag

>>42499950
even when returned to peak form we'll still eat mac & cheese.

>>42500725
You sure? I don't doubt you, I also suspected it was puuyo, but if you have some conformation I'm curious to see it.

>>42500724
I like the idea of unknowingly stepping foot into black harpy turf, wondering why all the roads are in disrepair and windows boarded up, but not hearing any rap music or hounds loitering at the bodega, before getting divebombed and carried off by a black harpy for some rape.

>>42500579
I actually thought it was cozier than normal. Hope to see more like this.

In my journeys into the main MGE discord that's used by a majority of the waifufags, there's a high degree of futa and NTR content.

These are the same folks ranting against KC and being apologetic towards the reprehensible content that said waifufags like to promote and commission. I have no doubt they're the ones carrying this behavior over here as well.

>>42500725
May I see it?

>>42500760
Poster claimed to be Puuyo, but anyone can say that. His posting did dramatically stop after someone did an edit of one of his commissions, but showed up later saying KC is drawing his waifu because of it.
>>42500796
You'd have to ask him, but due to all the privatization and galleries being taken down, don't expect to see it anytime soon.