/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42425376
Other than clown P that image makes zero sense.

>>42425376
clownpiece i get
the otehr i don't

>>42425376
Shouldn’t Peru and Bolivia be characters who are friends or close to each other? To my knowledge they are pretty much sister nations

>>42425415
You say Reimu and Dai are not friends...?

>>42425510
no, but it should be something like cirno and dai, reimu marisa, etc

Look. You guys just don't get geopolitics and how it depthly intertwines with Touhou lore.

>>42425376
Cum to Sanae.

Fine, I'll do it myself.
Give suggestions on what Touhous should be for each country, and criticisms on the choices I made so far.

>>42426002
Junko should be China for obvious reasons. Yorihime and Toyohime should most likely be two powerful countries that hold the same ideology and work together. Suika as Russia doesn't fit, but would work as Finland instead, with the other two great oni Kasen and Yuugi representing Sweden and Norway respectively.

>>42426016
>Junko should be China for obvious reasons.
not Meiling?

>>42426039
Junko's character is based off the queen regent of a Chinese dynasty. Meiling is a gatekeeper who just so happens to be Chinese. Maybe Meiling can be relegated to the small island nation of Taiwan

>>42426002
Marisa is Spain. I will die on this hill.
>>42426039
Mailing is clearly HONG Kong.

>>42426002
I'll start with the obvious ones:
Hecc = Greece
Alice = UK/Romania
Reimu = Japan
Yukari = Mexico
Remilia and Flandre = France/Romania
Okuu = Ukraine

>>42426106
Maybe the UK can be split into Scotland, Wales and England. Alice can be England cause she's based off the English writer Lewis Caroll's character.

>>42426016
Good call on Suika as Finland. Though while I get having Norway and Sweden as the other two big Oni, it feels wrong to then have a non-oni for Denmark.
Denmark has more in common with Norway and Sweden than does Finland [Read:Scandinavian]. Same with Iceland...
For now I'll make Denmark Komachi to represent Denmark's sorta playful rivalry with Sweden, but that might be changed.

I can't think of any nations who fit Yorihime and Toyohime's personalities...



>>42426075
Aaaa I like Junko being China and Meiling being Taiwan. Even if it's awkward since Junko is friends with Hecatia/Clownpiece[USA/UK], and Meiling works for Remilia[Germany]. As that relation doesn't exist for those countries...


>>42426083
>Marisa is Spain. I will die on this hill.
Okay cause I have no idea what to do with Iberia. Portugal is Rinnosuke then, cause spice trade and history with Spain. Please explain why you think Marisa is Spain though.



>>42426106
>Hecc = Greece
Mmmm...Fair, once I pick a replacement to be the UK.
>Alice = UK/Romania
Please explain. I don't see the relation with Romania.
>Reimu = Japan
Yeah.
>Yukari = Mexico
Please explain.
>Remilia and Flandre = France/Romania
I don't get why France?
>Okuu = Ukraine
Cause chernobyl? Okay.


>>42426147
I considered it, and I think I could get more specific with the UK balkanized, but that might be getting too off-topic.


[I'll post a high resolution version of the map, and the edit file, when I'm done.]

>>42426169
>Yukari = Mexico
>Please explain.

>>42426174
Out of all countries you picked Mexico

Probably worth noting that while Chernobyl was Ukraine, most of the radiation affected Belarus, so that's a very reasonable backup for Okuu

Waiting warmly for someone to suggest a 2hu for my country that doesn't fit at all and then I threaten to hurt them for their stupid and wrong suggestion

>>42426234
I nominate Sumireko for this anon's country, whatever it may be

>>42426240
Jokes on you, we live in the same country

>>42426174
lmao, okay

>>42426234
Tell me your country anon...

>>42426234
Tell me your country anon


I was never told why Alice could be Romania, or Remilia France.
So Alice is UK, Remilia is Romania, Flandre is Moldova and Megumu is the Netherlands

Tsukasa Kudamaki for Belgium and Momoyo Himemushi for Australia, thoughts?

Wow this is autistic even for /jp/ standards, like almost CWC tier autism

>>42426276
You just said my country and It's completely awful, I'm going to hurt you

>>42426276
Letty as russia would fit, cold and large

>>42426296
*Rubs my glans on your cheek*
What you say, bitchboy?

Saki for Mongolia, because Genghis Chan had a quote about horses.
Yukari for Russia, Belarus/Kazakhstan for Ran, the other from the pair for Chen. Reflects their IRL relationship as vassals of the bigger entity.
Seija for North Korea, because she's the odd one out and everyone hates her.
Alice strikes me more as a Frenchie, not a bong. Though I can't articulate why, just a gut feeling.
Momiji is Canada because leaf.
Cirno is Iceland. Come on, ICE-land. Or maybe Greenland, as this one is actually more ice-covered.
Patchy is explicitly European IIRC, though not sure where exactly she's from.
Yoshika can be put in Egypt, because Rigid Paradise sounds vaguely Egypt-like.
Sanae is Mexico because she's an immigrant who came to take Gensokyans' jobs.
Eiki can also be French, as the European Court of Human Rights is there.
Komachi is Spain because she likes to take a siesta.

That's every random idea my mind came up with for now.

>>42426169
>I can't think of any nations who fit Yorihime and Toyohime's personalities...
Me neither. I was thinking a strong, militaristic nation that has a rivalry with China (Junko). The UK, France, and US fit that description. On an unrelated note, Tenshi should be New Zealand. If you've ever seen the landscape of New Zealand, it pratically resembles heaven in every way!

Oh, also
Shinmyoumaru is Liechtenstein because smol. I would've put her Vatican, but surely there's a 2hu that's enough of a saint to be a better fit there.
Kagerou is Hungary, IIRC that area has werewolf folklore.

>>42426419
France also fits because they're loonies and anyone who has ever met a French person knows that if you are not French you are scum to them

>>42426436
Meds please anon

>>42426301
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



>>42426398
>Saki for Mongolia, because Genghis Chan had a quote about horses.
I like this. Horse for horse raiders.

>Yukari for Russia, Belarus/Kazakhstan for Ran, the other from the pair for Chen. Reflects their IRL relationship as vassals of the bigger entity.
Feels a bit off for Chen to not directly be a vassal of Ran, but overall good choice.

>Seija for North Korea, because she's the odd one out and everyone hates her.
I like it, but I can't think of a good character for South Korea if I use her...

>Alice strikes me more as a Frenchie, not a bong. Though I can't articulate why, just a gut feeling.
I can kinda see it, but she's based on Alice in Wonderland, isn't she?

>Momiji is Canada because leaf.
I forgot she had leaf shield. Yes, obvious choice.

>Cirno is Iceland. Come on, ICE-land. Or maybe Greenland, as this one is actually more ice-covered.
Cirno misnaming her land as Greenland fits too well. Greenland it is.

>Patchy is explicitly European IIRC, though not sure where exactly she's from.
I've heard claims she's hungarian...maybe I'll go with that if I can't come up with a better 2hu.

>Yoshika can be put in Egypt, because Rigid Paradise sounds vaguely Egypt-like.
Hmm...fair enough.

>Sanae is Mexico because she's an immigrant who came to take Gensokyans' jobs.
Kek.

>Eiki can also be French, as the European Court of Human Rights is there.
Aaaa I almost made Eiki Belgium cause I misremebered the court of human rights being based in Belgium

>Komachi is Spain because she likes to take a siesta.
If I can find a better fit for Denmark, that might be a good choice.
Good post.


>>42426419
I can't tell if you're making fun of New Zealand or not. But I looked up their peach production per capita and the results are fairly reasonable, so okay.

>>42426419
>>42426436
I don't love my choices for France and the UK so...that might be good. I'll let it soak in my brain for a little bit.

>>42426432
>Shinmyoumaru is Liechtenstein because smol
Good choice.
>surely there's a 2hu that's enough of a saint to be a better fit there
Yes. Rumia.
>Kagerou is Hungary
Good call!


Changes:
Momiji=Canada
Cirno=Greenland
Yukari=Russia
Ran=Belarus
Chen=Kazakhstan
Nitori=Luxumburg
Shinmy=Lichenstein
Kagerou=Hungary
Australia=Himemushi
Tenshi=New Zealand
Yoshika=Egypt
France=Eiki

Please more suggestions and criticisms

>>42426508
if you're doing momoyo australia for the "lol deadly bugs" meme why not do yamame instead?

>>42426508
>Feels a bit off for Chen to not directly be a vassal of Ran
Yeah. Yukari-Ran was the easy part, but I couldn't come up with the same "shikigami of a shikigami" relationship for, well, any country.
>Aaaa I almost made Eiki Belgium cause I misremebered the court of human rights being based in Belgium
I was thinking this as well, but then I decided to google before posting to not have a more literate anon correct me in case I got it wrong.
>Nitori=Luxumburg
Oh, wouldn't she be a good fit for Germany instead? With German Engineering and all that.

I also got an idea for Sanae - South Korea. Kinda fills the same "weeaboo" niche as Japan in the eyes of a normalfag with stuff like J-Pop vs K-Pop, but it's not the same and can be seen as a knock-off of the original. Though then she loses any possible rivalry with NK, as Sanny doesn't have any explicit enemies.

>>42426549
Australia has an extremely large mining industry, her fashion gives her a very off-puting feeling which reminds me of Australia for whatever reason.
Her tomboyish, almost masculine, personality is reminisicent of Australia's traditionally macho rugged culture.
A veeerrry large amount of the resources Australia mines gets sold to China, Himemushi mines for dragon stones.

>>42426577
>Yeah. Yukari-Ran was the easy part, but I couldn't come up with the same "shikigami of a shikigami" relationship for, well, any country.
Mhmhm, guess you could find some similarity in "nation a influences nation b which influences nation c" but I think this works well.

>I was thinking this as well, but then I decided to google before posting to not have a more literate anon correct me in case I got it wrong.
Guess I was thinking of the EU headquarters and NATO headquarters, both based in brussels.

>>42426577
>wouldn't she be a good fit for Germany instead?
Read my mind man, made that change seconds before your post.
Also fits since I can make the mountain Germans [Austria] the mountain kappa [Takane Yamashiro]
>Sanae - South Korea
Mhm, I like it. Lose the rivalry aspect, but Seija and Sanae fit those nations much better.

Germany=Nitori
Austria=Takane Yamashiro [I wanted to find a character to reference the habsburg but I couldn't manage]
North Korea=Seija
South Korea=Sanae

Joon is Saudi Arabia, she's rich and had a literal oil baron phase in 17.5.
Logically, Shion should be a poor Arab country that's in good relationship with SA. Can't think of one, I don't really know anything about that region.
Okina can be Israel. Secretly behind everything, has backdoors everywhere etc.
Kanako feels like she could have a former colonizer power from Europe. Came in with ambition and power, got defeated, pacified and assimilated into the first world. Maybe something like Portugal would fit? I dunno.
Yuyuko might fit as a country with high obesity levels. Clownpiece already took the obvious choice though, so dunno here as well.
Youmu would probably work as some shithole country with collapsing economy, cus she's half-dead.
The actively racist part of me is screaming to name Wriggle as Turkey turks are roaches, roaches are insects, Wriggle is an insect, but that's too far fetched and not actually funny.
Also not actually possible to put on the map, but Mima is USSR. Was influential in the past, isn't there anymore, but feels like her spirit is still lurking around the corner.

>>42426737
>Joon is Saudi Arabia, she's rich and had a literal oil baron phase in 17.5.
Good pick. Shion works well as Yemen.

>Okina can be Israel. Secretly behind everything, has backdoors everywhere etc.
At first I was thinking Yukari, for Israel at first, even better.

>Kanako feels like she could have a former colonizer power from Europe. Came in with ambition and power, got defeated, pacified and assimilated into the first world. Maybe something like Portugal would fit? I dunno.
Kinda fits Spain...Religious aspect fits them with the spanish inquistion too.
Will need to figure out a new Portugal.

>Yuyuko might fit as a country with high obesity levels. Clownpiece already took the obvious choice though, so dunno here as well.
Turkey has one of the highest obesity rates...I'll go with them for now.

>Youmu would probably work as some shithole country with collapsing economy, cus she's half-dead.
A good few countries could fit that bill, none too notable though. I'll go Somalia for now, they're a failed state.

>The actively racist part of me is screaming to name Wriggle as Turkey turks are roaches, roaches are insects, Wriggle is an insect, but that's too far fetched and not actually funny.
Lmao. I want to include Wriggle somehow, but I can't think of any nation that fits her

>Also not actually possible to put on the map, but Mima is USSR. Was influential in the past, isn't there anymore, but feels like her spirit is still lurking around the corner.
Lol, true.


Italy = Nazrin
Malta = Murasa
Spain = Kanako
Turkey = Yuyuko
Israel = Okina
Saudi Arabia = Joon
Yemen = Shion
Somalia = Youmu

if we assign Yuyuko to Turkey, then Mystia to Armenia seems a natural follow-up

>Finland is not cirno
Shit list

Here's a wild idea. Give Indonesia to Patchy. She isn't related to it, but her namesake flower is native to that area.

Which 2hus are India and Pakistan?
These are important

letty = svalbard since it's pretty much cold there
daiyousei = iceland only because of its proximity to greenland.

I think Okina should be India because she is Matarajin = Daikokuten = Mahakala = Shiva and her being buddhism god since it's the closest thing to Hindu
Then you have:
Byakuren = Nepal
Shou = Thailand
Ichirin = Myanmar?
Murasa = Laos?
Nue = Sri Lanka
Basically just put the Myouren cast into buddhist countries

There's a place called Rumia in Poland if you can't figure out anything better for it
>>42427302
I was thinking Byakuren for India and Miko for Pakistan for their rivalry, and the rest of the buddhist gang as the smaller buddhist nations

>>42426859
Poor Mystia ;-;
Did it though

>>42427031
Didn't know she was named after a flower...Very cool.

>>42427234
Close to Cirno...very wholesome...Good choice.
Svalbard's a part of Norway so not sure I'm gonna put Letty on it.

>>42427302
>>42427385
I know precious little about this part of the world, let alone the religious details so...Gonna take your words for it.
If I can think of a better option for Malta, I'll move her there too.

>There's a place called Rumia in Poland if you can't figure out anything better for it
Aaahhh that'd be so good but...I cannot think of any other 2hu that remotely fits the Vatican City...these last few European states are tough.

Most autistic thread on the jay, keep it up i enjoy reading the autism.

>>42427978
The good kind of autism of course
This is what I came to /jp/ for

>>42425415
Hahahahahahahaha!!

>>42427504
>Didn't know she was named after a flower...
There's also a flower named specifically after Reimu. Not really relevant to this thread's autism though - the Chinese named it that, and Junko is a better fit for China.

>>42426083
>Marisa is Spain. I will die on this hill
Que sera sera sera!

Alice should definitely be England. Not only is she based on Lewis Caroll's Aice, she's also the character most based on Agatha Christie stories.
Surprised that Joon and Shion wasn't mentioned for middle east yet. They literally had the outfit in 17.5.
Seija is too free for NK. NK should be a strict lawful evil character, like Okina. Yukari and Okina could even be SK and NK respectively.
Mai and Satono for Russia. Just listen to their theme.

>>42428336
>Alice should definitely be England
>Surprised that Joon and Shion wasn't mentioned for middle east yet
Both of these are in already, did you miss half the thread?

>>42427978
>>42428154
I'll take this as a compliment
>>42428243
cute...
>>42428247
Please explain why.

>>42428336
>Seija is too free for NK. NK should be a strict lawful evil character, like Okina. Yukari and Okina could even be SK and NK respectively.
I do see what you mean, but I think Okina and Yukari fit some other nations better.
>Mai and Satono for Russia. Just listen to their theme.
[I might be stupid cause I don't get what's Russian about their theme]


Made Poland and Lithuania, Ringo and Seiran. [In reference to their fall from power, and their history together]
I made Mai and Satano, Slovenia and Croatia
And I made Albania and Kosovo Minoriko and Shizuha.
Made San Marino Mamizou.

I'm reaallyy starting to have to stretch some of these...I wanna finish Europe though.
I need to redo Estonia and Latvia.
I need Luxumburg, Monaco and Andorra.
And I need Ireland, Bulgaria, Serbia, Czechia and finally Slovakia.
If anyone has bright ideas for some of these, or criticisms of my current choices, I'd love to hear them.

>>42427504
>2hu that remotely fits the Vatican City

>>42428541
>I need to redo Estonia and Latvia.
Estonia could be Miyoi. She's friends with Suika and runs a bar. Estonia is basically Finland's bar for cheap alcohol.
>I need Luxumburg, Monaco and Andorra.
The microstates really got nothing going for them other than Shinmyoumaru.

Alice is Romania because: "the doll maker of bucuresti" (her level theme song).
Marisa is Spain because Marisa is a common name in Spain. Also, she had the personality and a lot more that fit.

australia sǝᴉɾɐ
canada aki or momiji

>>42428959
well I feel that the one that best remains to be Spain is actually Jacket girl. I don't know but I see her and at once I think "Spain"

Spain got its name thanks to the rabbit population of the area in classical times. Spain is either Reisen or Tewi. End of discussion

>>42428757
>Estonia could be Miyoi
I like this suggestion, but then I thought of the singing revolution so I went with the prismriver sisters for all three of the baltic states.
>The microstates really got nothing going for them other than Shinmyoumaru.
Mhm...I went with Iku for Luxumburg and Suwako for Monaco, which I think fit deceenttlyy well.
>>42428959
>Alice is Romania because: "the doll maker of bucuresti"
>the doll maker of bucuresti
>bucuresti
ALICE IS ROMANIAN????
>Marisa is Spain
Fair...Think I'll go back with Marisa for Spain.
>>42428998
>well I feel that the one that best remains to be Spain is actually Jacket girl.
...Or maybe not...Jacket girl has a christian cross...spanish inquisition...

>>42428994
What's the logic behind Poland?

Made Kisume Ireland. Made Baltic states the Prismriver sisters.
Made Iku Luxumburg. Made Suwako Monaco.
Made Parsee Cuba.
Unpolanded Ringo.

>>42429054
Forgot image...am stupid...

>>42425376
YOU FUCK YOU STILL ALIVE??????????

>>42427978
I was thinking this man was dead, i remember the threads that he maded for this single idea and all the weird maps in the threads

>>42425643
I was thinking this was an idea from a men from /int/

>>42425376
"What is the touhou of your country?"

>>42429078
>>42429139
Aaaa...I think you might be confusing me for someone else. I just like maps and touhous...
If there were other Touhou threads with Touhou maps though, and if any of you have them, please post. I'd loovveeee to see them.




I made UK Yorihime and France Toyohime cause turns out Alice is Romanian...Andorra is BlueReisen to represent their association with the President of France.
I haven't decided if Spain will be Marisa or Jacket Girl still. I'm very open to arguments.

>>42429054
Make Eternity Ireland instead because I heard somewhere fairies are originated from Irish myth or something.
Parsee is Iran, there's an image of Iranian Parsee somewhere.
Yuuma could be Qatar because of oil and Yachie is another chinese country like uhhh Singapore? but it might fits Wakasagihime more because of lionfish but she could be moved to another country related to fish or something

>>42429266
consider >>42429035

>>42429266
Man seriously, these threads were called "What is the touhou of your country?" and there were something like five

Yeah man, they are funny, i remember one where the scarlet devil mansion were comunist nations and reimu and marisa as Usa and Canada, i laughed a lot that day

>>42429309
I remember that Parsee means Persia in other language

>>42429309
With this said the three fairies could be part of britain (Wales, Scotland, etc) but maybe they are too big and relevant for them.
Also Switzerland could be either Eirin (because of the cross) or Chimata or Takane (because of world bank)

Yuuma cannot be Qatar. Qatar's export is mainly gas and not oil. If you want an oil country associated with rams, go for Iraq

>>42427031
Kind of weird since Patchy herself doesn't have anything to do with the flower of her namesake and then there's no other connection between the two
Indonesia would fit for Takane more because of Borneo forest or something

>>42429414
Thinking in it

>>42429322
Aaaaa there's too many options for Spain...Any arguments for Spain beyond name?
>>42429323
Lmao. Sounds really funny, shame I never saw them.
>>42429309
>>42429337
A- Iran she is then.
Made Eternity Larva Ireland too.
And Yachie's personality kinda fits Singapore's government.
>>42429393
Currently Switzerland is Nemuno, which I think kinda fits. Those work too though.
So could three fairies for Britain.
>>42429414
>>42429472
Made her Iraq but not quite decided.
>>42429456
Maybe...But Takane's already Austria.


Really need to figure out Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, Serbia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Bulgaria. Maybe Cyprus too.

>>42429534
I remember, that same man i am talking about maked satori russia, and exsoviet nations were SA crew

Doremy should be Azerbaijan cuz the capital is called Baku

>>42429534
Given Spain war history and its colonial past, that would fit Reisen for her story with the Lunarian split and how she later settled with Eirin and Kaguya on Earth.

Bosnia, due to jokes, can be Mima. But if you want something flavorful, perhaps Keine as she combines revisionist history with "two entities within one" as Bosnia is essentially to opposite countries glued together that are essentially the same

>>42429780
Reisen was like a slave when she was on the moon, so I think it looks better if she was some ex-colony of Spain.
I think Tewi is better as Spain since she is the leader of the rabbits. which makes her a kind of "religious leader" I mean, Spain means "land of many rabbits" and Tewi has "a lot of rabbits at her service"

>>42429054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy8moBcKVIM

I want the three fairies of light to be Venezuela, Colombia and Ecuador so that the three can form the great Colombia! please!!!

>>42429534
>>42429323
> i remember one where the scarlet devil mansion were comunist nations and reimu and marisa as Usa and Canada, i laughed a lot that day

>>42425408
I was thinking these things were made in form of a joke, specially for this image

>>42429651
Omg I can't beleive they made bakus from Touhou project a real thing!!!

>>42429780
>perhaps Keine as she combines revisionist history with "two entities within one"
I quite like that...

>>42429780
>>42429853
Spain is an impossible to understand enigma...Made Tewi...

>>42429930
Quite a strong argument. Cow Poland it is.

>>42429932
What silly pranks are the fairies getting up to toda-
Forming Grand Colombia.

>>42429977
Lmao. This is perfect. I love it.

>>42430022
Thank you anon, i wish the men from the other maps were here to help

>>42425376
Isn't Hecatia greek? And none of these make sense besides clunnypiece and cirno

>>42426169
Remi is Romanian because she's a descendant of Vlad Tepes

>>42426169
>Please explain. I don't see the relation with Romania.
Her stage song is called "The Dollmaker of Bucharest". Still, I think UK fits better.

>>42427183
Mokou and Kaguya

>>42430105
I think she is romanian but in the lore they say she is lying about her descendence

>>42425376
>>42430022
Hey, if you don't have seen the other threads, how do you have get the OP image?

>>42430022
I think Suika should be Czechia because beer.

Lmao, this is the most autistic thread i have ever seen, and it only keeps growing!

>>42430300
*Kisses you*

>>42430329
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Iceland = Mokou (volcanoes)

>>42430164
It was reposted at some point and I saved it. I didn't know of the history behind 'em nor have I seen any others...
>>42430088
[Why is Cirno Argentinia?]
>>42430603
>ICEland
>fire touhou
>>42430243
I could see it but Suika's already Finland.


Made Mokou Serbia...I still need to decide on Bulgaria, Czechia, Slovakia and perhaps Crpyrus. Then I'll have done all of Europe.
Would be very happy to hear any suggestions or criticisms.

>>42430635
If i remember well, the first image i saw of this was in a latin american thread, the first image of this type was this, but i think this meme is from /int/ so, i don't know what was the first image of these things, but this is a image similar to the real first
>It was reposted at some point and I saved it. I didn't know of the history behind 'em nor have I seen any others.
Can you send link?

>>42426296
>>42430300
Lmao this only keeps growing

>>42430635
>Why is cirno argentina?
There are a lot of reasons

>>42430935
>Can you send link?
Sorry it was many, many months ago. Just some random thread in jp where someone randomly posted it in their reply. It didn't have to do with anything.
Cool image though! I love these maps.

>>42430951
Please tell me. My IQ is rather low.

>>42426508
Sanae fits well in brazil because shes a green slut

>>42430971
ZUN drawed cirno with the world cup and in >>42430935 she's there, fits really well

>>42430635
Why is Serbia Mokou? Cyprus can be Clownpeace as it is very closely allied with Greece and Clownpiece is based on a greek mythology creature. Azerbaijan should be Youmu as it serves to Turkish interests and also being Mystia Armenia fits perfect because Youmu would hunt Mystia is Yuyuko really wanted to eat her and also Azerbaijan IRL would gladly wage war against Armenia with Turkey's full support.

What Touhou is Montenegro

>>42430992
Ohisee. Very cool.
>>42430986
Lol
>>42431148
>Why is Serbia Mokou?
[I don't know. I'm sleepy. Been at this all day. And I have run out of ideas for the last few European nations. Serbia just feels like Mokou to me.]
Azerbaijan's capital is Baku. Only reason it's Doremy.
>What Touhou is Montenegro
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The map I'm using is veerry out of date...There isn't a Montenegro....There also isn't a Kosovo...Or a slovenia...
I still picked out a Kosovo 2hu even though it's not on the map...but so turns out I still need to do Montenegro and Macedonia as well...

I should go to sleep and finish this tomorrow maybe...

>>42431177
Yeah man, take a dress, this is the most crazy thread i have seen in years

>>42431177
It's too eurocentric. Where is the Malawi 2hu or the Bangladesh 2hu?

>>42431232
Goodnight
>>42431307
Because I am eurocentric. Post suggestions for rest of the world if you know about them.

>>42430986
hahahaha I remember that! I even made a drawing to upload it in the thread

i vehemently refuse to be represented by cirno

Do you guys forgot about Narumi vietcong jokes?

>>42432419
Sorry argentinanboludo Anon. But is canon now.

>>42432603
Good call.
>>42432419
>>42432812
[I kinda wanna switch Cirno to Argentina]

Czechia = Satori
Slovakia = Koishi
Vietnam = Narumi
Chile = Mike
North Macedonia = Kutaka
Bulgaria = Mayumi
North Turkish Cyprus is Youmu, Southern Greek Cyprus is Mima. [Youmu was taken off of Somalia for this.]

With this, I've got all of Europe finished. I don't love all my choices though, so happy to hear criticisms on them.
And happy for suggestions for rest of the world, my knowledge of the world is pretty Europe-focused.

>>42436096
The map is almost finished, the unique thing you need is the s america 2hus

Hina is Haiti because of dolls, unless there's a better analogy for other countries.
Sakuya can be the Philippines (maids) .
Thinking about these make my head hurt.

Honestly would have expect Seija to be Australia since she's all about reversing and Australia is down under

>>42427385
>Rumia
Rumia is a savage nitwit who engages in cannibalism. If anything, she should be Liberia since they are known to engage in cannibalism.

If Clappy hadn't existed, who would be the US?

>>42437169
I was thinking Yukari would be USA, Ran Canada and Chen Mexico

>>42436884
Sakuya wasn't a bulgarian vampire hunter?

>>42437504
I only thought of countries that haven't been given a touhou yet

>>42437169
Marisa.
also I remember reading some article about touhou countries. I'll see if I can find it

>>42431375
I remember you from that latinx thread, do you remember this?>>42430935

i think that the rabbits would be korean

>>42436466
Truetrue. I feel like SA won't be too hard.

>>42436884
>>42437504
>Hina is Haiti because of dolls
Hmmhm.
>Sakuya can be the Philippines (maids)
Sounds go-
>Sakuya wasn't a bulgarian vampire hunter?
SAKUYA IS BULGARIAN?!?!?

>>42436898
I definitely see that, a good second choice.

>>42436927
She's a good Christian girl, only cannibalism she engages in are Communion wafers. She's Vatican City.

>>42437169
Yuyuko, cause borgar.
Or Reimu, cause blows up anything it dislikes with indiscriminate force.
Or Marisa, cause personality.
>>42437586
Please do post if you do!

>>42437707
Any particular reason why?


Made Hina Haiti
Made Letty Greenland and Rin Iceland.
Made Cirno Argentina and Dai Uruguay.

wouldn't it make sense for a lunarian to be in china? considering the lunarians are based off imperial china and their biggest enemies are an american flag wearing fairy and hecatia being the statue of liberty

Samba = Party = sake

>>42437662
Yes, I remember a little although my memory is somewhat fuzzy (also, I hate the word "latinx", only left-wing liberals here speak that way).

>>42429932
>>42430022
I couldn't control my autism and ends up drawing a picture of this

>>42432419
Che!

>>42437881
Marisa should be either Spain or Italy because the name Marisa is a common name in those countries (comes from Maria). I feel like Spanish mentality fits her well also.

>no one has said the obvious Sakuya=England because of Jack the Ripper

>>42439321
If it leads to you making more fun stuff like this then keep autismmaxxing drawanon

>>42438753
I see your point...Might be worth reconsidering...
>>42439321
aAAAAAAAA CUTEE!!!!!
>>42439593
Ah, think I'll make her Italy. I didn't like my choice of Nazrin for Italy.

I'm gonna go to sleep and finish south america after I wake up. Byee.

>>42439309
Yeah, i hate it too, sorry

I remember you said:

Cirno is argentina
Brazil is Sanae
Sakya is venezuela

i remember it well

>>42439321
>>42439745
DrawAnon here!
I want to make some drawings for the world classic baseball that will be held in March, and for the Caribbean series that starts in February. and I need ideas for countries to be each character. I want powerful characters to be first world nations, and weak characters to be third world nations. So these are some characters that have occurred to me:
*Venezuela: Sunny
*Colombia: Star
*Panama: Clownpiece
*United States: Hecatia
*Cuba: Reisen
*Japan: Reimu (obviously)
*Mexico: Nazrin (reference to Speedy Gonzales).
*China: Meiling
*Dominican Republic: Yoshika (because I feel that Haiti fits with Seiga).
*England: Yukari / Maribel (because Lafcadio Hearn, although actually Lafcadio was Irish-Greek, but I feel like England should be some powerful character)
Those are the ones that occur to me, it would help me if you gave me ideas. More than anything, of those who could be Curaçao and Puerto Rico, for the Caribbean series that starts first.

>>42441116
>Cuba: Reisen
In that chase, make tewi venezuela

Also marisa for spain

>>42439321
I love internet autism

>>42441154
I like Tewi a lot, I like her more than Sunny. but I want the three fairies to be the great Colombia. and I want Tewi to be Spain and Marisa to be Germany (this would be Reimu's ally who is Japan)

>>42441154
I like Tewi a lot, I like her more than Sunny. but I want the three fairies to be the gran Colombia. and I want Tewi to be Spain and Marisa to be Germany (so that she would be Reumu's ally who is Japan)

>>42441314
*Reimu
and since Cuba was the most important territory of Spain, there is the joke

>>42441314
We need to stablish in what this is based on, because if we are talking about puting the touhous for their alliances the axis would be: Marisa as germany, reimu as japan and alice or sanae Italy

>>42441354
Thinks sanae is Italy because Sanae is also Luigi.

>>42441390
The trio of the chaos

>>42426276
Remilia is a pretty common french name, and flandre is just straight up a french word, no idea what the Romania Alice guy is on about.

>>42436096
Why is Mike Chile?

>>42425376
I remastered it, do you like?

>>42425415
Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBNnbyUBCTw

>>42439333
Che-runo!

>>42441539
Cause LONG cat

>>42441390
Lmao I hate this image.

>>42441470
Alice's stage theme is doll maker of bucuresti


Cuba = Reisen
Italy = Marisa
Paraguay = Nazrin
Bolivia = Kyouko
Peru = Aya
Brazil = Youmu [Removed her from Turkish Cyprus]
Central America[globbedtogetherasone] = Kokoro

Very open to criticisms and suggestions.

>>42441722
Veri cool!! What's the reasoning behind Yukari as America?

>>42446722
Fits well because in the original reasoning, the lunarians where russia and china something like in >>42429977 and it fits very well as ran in canada

Also are you OP?

>>42446722
I love making these maps, i never imagine that it would be that fun, putting 2hus in nations its just funny

>>42425388
>>42425408
I'm gonna try to explain

Hecatia is Canada because Clownpiece is USA
Marisa is Mexico because it fits well with the name and flag
Reimu is Peru because its fits well with the flag palette color
Sanae fits well in Brazil because shes is green and also a slut
Patchouli And Sakuya, as everyone knows, they are comunist, fans of Russia Scarlet and Flanchina, so they fit well in these countries

>>42425376
>>42439321
>>42441116
>>42441106
>>42430935

I wish the men from "What is the touhou of your country" where here, he would help a lot, but he don't maked these maps for something seriously, he only liked to do weird, absurd and hilarious for the reason of fun

>>42446820
I posted the thread, and been the one making the world map. But I didn't make the map posted in the original post.
>>42446876
Based! More 2hu maps need to be made.
>>42446903
Ah, that explains a lot.

>>42446978
Ah, well is good talking with you

Im gonna make more maps

>>42425376
I maked that map

>>42446998
Please do post any you make, I'd love to see them!
>>42447092
Very nice map!!



Papa New Guinea = Sekibanki
Phillipines = Wakasagihime
Malaysia = Eirin

Might be finished if I don't think of something new to add or change...I'll post the edit file if anyone's interested.

>>42429078
>>42429196
>>42429174
>>42429139
>>42447136
I am the one who invented this, it was a request, the first map was >>42430935 and then i maked the OP one, and EOSD one and
I remember the threads i maked about this and how people reacted to my autism

>>42447136
Gee, Yukari, how come anon lets you have TWO countries?

>>42425376
>>42447136
Hey OP, whats the 2hu of your country?

>>42447312
The original autismo...Praise be to your name.
>>42447663
Cause funni
>>42447922
Clownpiece. What's the 2hu of YOUR country?



I'm gonna make a WW2hu map. Just the great powers and major regional players though.

>>42448068
I was thinking everyone forget my joke, i will help you!

>>42448200
>I was thinking everyone forget my joke
Touhous on maps are eternal Anon...!

Here's what I have done so far,
Curious about your reasonings for Russia, Italy and Germany.

>>42448068
>WW2hu map
Make it PC98hus. For the historical flavor.

>>42448254
What do you think fits better, the scarlet devil mansion crew or Chireiden?

>>42441116
In the end I decided that Puerto Rico would be Tokiko and Curaçao would be Mugetsu (so Aruba could be Gengetsu)

>>42448488
>>42448254

>>42448380
>Make it PC98hus
Aaaaaa I'm not the most knowledgeable about PC98 but I like the idea of that...Maybe a Victorian age map with PC98 2hus...

>>42448488
>>42448587
>What do you think fits better, the scarlet devil mansion crew or Chireiden?
I think Chireiden would work better.
Satoris being hated by everyone kinda fits Soviet Union's pariah status due to being Communist.

>>42448568
This says a lot about the sport of baseball...


Also was thinking of who to make USA. I thought maybe Reimu due to her being forcibly dragged into incidents she doesn't want to bother with. And Aunn as the Phillipines cause she's a minor character related to Reimu.

>>42448568
Ha, so nostalgic, i remember witth fun spanish comments

>>42425376
>>42448068
Hey anon, have you think in PC-98 characters?

>>42448068

>>42448603
I'm trying to consider PC-98 characters but unfortunately I'm less knowledgeable about them so hard to know if any would make a good fit...

>>42448689
Yes.jpg
Lmao, Koakuma cause Koacuba?
Curious about why you picked Flan for China, Yuugi for Italy and Patche for Venezuela.


Unsure on who to decide for Britain and Italy.
Maybe Scarlet Devil Mansion British Commonwealth would be neat...

>>42448568
It gonna be like this

Cirno for philippines because she's the strongest

>>42448808
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>42448794
Because Russia, China, North Korea, Vietnam, Venezeula and Cuba are the bad ones, they are like the villains for the history

>Curious about why you picked Flan for China
She really fits well there, she has the color palette of the flag, is the sister of the main villain

> Yuugi for Italy
Suika is Germany, No?

>Patche for Venezuela
Cuba and venezuela are a duo, i like to imagine fidel castro being a succubus and Fatchy being Hugo Chavez

Also, Koacuba sounds funny

>>42448858
Tanned Cirno, ok

>>42448808
I don't why put Japanese things with hispanic things makes a really funny combination

>>42448794
Just follow the suggestion people makes about PC98 characters, Shinki can be an African country because of Vudu magic

>>42448808
pancake reisen...

>>42449022
> i like to imagine fidel castro being a succubus
lol

>>42449140
Always happy to hear suggestions.
Not too many African countries in this time-period, [although I couldn't find anything on Shinki that had to do with Voodoo]


Made Murasa Britain...getting kinda sleep to continue this, might go to bed and continue after I wake up.
Would love to hear any criticisms or suggestions though.

rabbitrabbit

Panama should be the fortune teller.

>>42449022
Burger pickles slapping against a keyboard wrote this post.

>>42450993
Anon what the fuck

>>42450993
What does this mean

>>42448858
She was literally drawn by Zun playing fulvo AND her dress is light blue and white, she's literally Argentinian.

>>42456412
>>42451081
he means that that post was written by an american "person",

>>42448858
Philippines Cirno is just Maria.

>>42425376
All of you guys are WRONG, Shizuha Aki should be Canadá, why? A FUCKING LEAF!

>>42459891
Ayayayayayayayaya

>>42459721
It's because i said that these are the bad countries?

>>42459721
Should just call him a burger.
>>42459891
Momiji should be Canada, why? A FUCKING LEAF!
>>42459885
wha-
>>42460720
wha-
>>42460876
Cause of
>Because Russia, China, North Korea, Vietnam, Venezeula and Cuba are the bad ones, they are like the villains for the history

>>42425376
Kagerou should be Canada. She's referred to as a Loup-Garou, which is actually a type of (predominantly Quebecois) werewolf

this is one of the gayest possible personality poll posts what the fuck is wrong with you

>>42461168
Youre talking about OP?

>>42426296
>>42427978
>>42430300
>>42461168
This is the most autistic, ridiculous, absurd, strange and surrealistic threads i have never seen, the idea is simply ridicoulous, and the execution, lol, lol!

>>42461202
>This is the most autistic, ridiculous, absurd, strange and surrealistic threads i have never seen
This is nothing. I've seen a /trash/ thread where a guy tried to sort fat fetish-related generals into variants based off Pokemon types

>>42461240
Yeah but that's /trash/

>>42461240
>This is nothing. I've seen a /trash/ thread where a guy tried to sort fat fetish-related generals into variants based off Pokemon types
Anon, what the, what, what the fuck, this threads seems like a normal thing if you say that

>>42450993
>>42459721
Fuck off anti-American bitch

>>42425643
Well, where is the discussion?
Where is OP?

>>42461255
>>42461267
Eat you hearts out
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/51524403/

>>42461339
What the fu-
WHAT THE FUCK

>>42461326
You should fuck OP

>>42461384
Yeah

Dead thread, well is was fun to discuss the most ridicoulous touhou meme i have ever seen

>>42461202
Thank you Anon.have a nice day!

>>42461291
No.

>>42462557
Why the text is in spanish?

>>42461081
Aaa that works pretty well too.

>>42461168
Many, many things my friend.

>>42461326
Sorry I slumbered too much, here's a continuation of my WW2hu map.

>>42461384
@-@

>>42462557
The commies lost the spanish civil war.



I went with Shion for Italy...Not a choice I love...I wanted a 2hu that was once great, and in some way trying to reclaim their lost glory...but I can't think of anyone. If anyone has a nice idea, I'd love to hear it.
Gotta decide on Poland, Spain and Greece now.

>>42463457
Yes. I am braindead and forgot to post the actual image.
What of it?

>>42463457
>I wanted a 2hu that was once great, and in some way trying to reclaim their lost glory
Surely you're looking for Mima!

Me and the /jp/ bros when someone call us autistics, ridiculous and absurds

>>42463555
That works!
>>42464024
It's a compliment.


Went with
Italy = Mima
Greece = Alice
Poland = Sagume

Thoughts ?
Think the map basically only needs these countries. Maaaybee Canada, Australia and the British Raj but I think just the UK could be enough.
[If I don't put in Australia, I'll just crop the bottom half of the map out cause it's unneeded.]

Hold on did you change the whole map

>>42465490
I felt pretty satisfied with my modern day 2hu map, so I wanted to give some time to think on it and see what changes I might want to make.
So I moved onto a 1936 WW2hu map for the time being.

>>42465527
Okay, Ethiopia is Alice if Mima is Italy

>>42465540
That was sorta my same logic for Greece.
I think Alice would fit Ethiopia better, but I'm not sure who I'd put in as Greece...

>>42425415
Bolivia abandoned Peru during the War of the Pacific when they were the ones who started it. One of the most lol moments in Latin American history

>>42462052
Thank you!

>>42464024
Seriously, who was the men who had this idea? Its just strange

>>42463472
Looks weird, because i imagine all of them dancin g to Moskau and that character combination is weird, i know that in the past we can change the 2hus but im gonna make a better map

>>42466466
Please do man, I'd love to see more 2hu maps.

>>42466500

>>42466500
You have a weird fetish

Give me the pasta 2hu

>>42466699
Aaaaa very cool!!
Can't believe Cirno turned on Suika...

>>42466705
I've just played too many Paradox games. I need a lobotomy.

>>42466741
she loves spagoot......


I'm gonna do a Balkanized United States Touhou Map now I think.

>>42461041
>> Should just call him a burger.
That's literally what I did though.

>>42461291
No, fuck you, American imperialist dog.

>>42461291
suck my dick and kys burger

This turned from a weird Lore discussion to a political nightmare lol

>>42467565
Right wing Marisa rule!!!!

>>42466699
I think you should remake the map with
USSR = Shinki
Yugoslavia = Alice
Albania = Utsuho
US = Marisa
UK = Reimu
Germany = Yuuka

I'm not sure about the rest

>>42467280
>>42467554
Now kiss

>>42468333
Yuuka being a humiliated, abused, and exploited vassal of Marisa, cucking herself for her master's good? No fucking way.

>>42469011
But if Marisa is not Israel, but the United States

>>42469011
...what? this is WWII

>>42426002
>>42426106
Would Remilia, relative of Vlad the Impaler, not be Romania?

>>42473318
You're completely right, that's why I ended up making her Romania, as you can see in the final draft >>42447136
Made Flan Moldova too.



Made a Balkanized map of the United States, wasn't too serious but anyone has criticisms of it before I start adding 2hus to it ?

>>42475181
Texas

>>42476901
I don't have a texas in the map though ;-;

>>42475181
Is this the Fallout 4 map or something

>>42478560
No. I haven't played Fallout 4. Is Fallout 4 similar?

>>42478584
Yes. Instead, let's choose which 2hu represents each U.S. state. Jo'on is obviously California. Nemuno Sakata is West Virginia or Kentucky because she's a hillbilly lol

>>42478761
I looked up Fallout 4 map and Fallout map. You lied to me man.

But okay. I finished my map anyway, an all 50 states map would be cool.
>>42476901
is right about Saki being texas.

What other states are obvious picks...

>>42426834
Seija should be France, her motive is literally letting the weak masses topple the strong people who control the world

>>42479679
Lik efrench revoltuion?

>>42479174
Which one is meant to be the Dixies?

>>42481175
yes

>>42446903
>Sanae fits well in Brazil because shes is green and also a slut
This is the most logical one.

>>42446903
I assume Cirno is argentina because their government and population are completely retarded and arrogant?

>>42465488

>>42481313
Yes, and because Argentines think they are the best in the world when in reality they are mediocre in everything except soccer.

>>42482128
They're funny guys though.

>>42481313
her colors are also blue and white

>>42481313
cause soccer

>>42425376
i dont get it

>>42425376
uhhhhhm why isn't iku in Chile if about 2 oarfish were discovered recently?

>>42425376
Why Tenshi for Paraguay?
Don't get me wrong, I like Tenshi, but it seems random.

>>42425376
it doesn't make any sense

>>42490426
because Reisen, like Chileans, cannot be understood when they speak

>>42426737
>Yuyuko might fit as a country with high obesity levels
RUDE RUDE RUDE
SHUT UP AND APOLOGIZE NOW

>>42478761
Maribel is Louisana obviously.
Yachie is absolutely one of the Southern US states for obvious reasons, though I'm not sure what. Same with Goat and Cowboy Aya (though Cowboy Aya being Texas). Alternatively for Yachie, New York because TMNT.
Nitori should be Michigan for Detroit's auto industry.
Aunn should be Hawaii because of her shirt, and there's no other good tropical touhous.
Murasa should be North Carolina, the Outer Banks is the graveyard of the Atlantic.
Kutaka should be Kentucky, you know why.
Jo'on should be Nevada because of Las Vegas.
Kyouko should be Ohio.
Georgia should be Tenshi because Peaches.

>>42425376
cirno pls

>>42490980
Why the hell is Maribel Louisiana

>>42490980
>Jo'on should be Nevada because of Las Vegas.
Sannyo fits Vegas a lot better. She actually runs a gambling parlor.
Joon is Texas, it produces the most oil in the country.

>>42441116
>>42448808
here my version (incomplete).

>>42495874
Update

>>42478761
Was is it about these 50 beautiful states that makes the jaypee Euros intimidated so much?

>>42496495

>>42449022
>>42448794>
>42429977

>>42448794
>>42497576

>>42467280
Meh, i was just saying my political throughts in the Jp's most autistic thread ever

>>42425376
Hey OP

>>42497731
Ironically you end up being correct because Reimu is actually evil

>>42497860
Yeah, thanksfully

Most powerful country and most powerful fairy. Look into your heart and know this is true

>>42497860
>>42497809

>>42426737
I can feel the inevitable in my bones...

>>42425376
>>42430935
>>42441722
>>42447922
>>42448689
>>42497576
>>42497630
>>42497731
>>42497809
>>42497918
>>42497975
Ok, OP i have maked all these maps for you, are you happy?

>>42497872
E-Europebros what do we say?!?

>>42481313
>>42482128
seething

>>42498210
Looks like Jap seethe after their loss to me.

>>42498378
I love how grossly inaccurate this image is.

>>42497918
The scariest thing about Kogasa is that she is polish

>>42498866
looks accurate to me

How do you Europeans feel knowing that you will NEVER experience this?

https://files.catbox.moe/36ifpo.mp4

>>42478761
okuu or ruukoto for new mexico, or even mimi

>>42482128
t.chilean with literally nothing to be proud of but will continue to act like he's better than the Argentines kek

>>42500440
I'm not Chilean, but Chileans have had a better economy than Argentina for a lot of years. That's something to be proud of.

Somalia should be Shion because it's the poorest country in the world and they both start with the letter "S"

>>42498866
Yeah Japan should be going banzai charge on them instead of whacking them on the head with a stick.

>>42425376
how is reisen chile?

>>42508077
When, bullet

>>42426296
Imagine if Chris chan where a touhou fan and also OP

>>42464024
>>42426296
>>42461202
This is made by the same person?

>>42490905
She is in Turkey, so everything is ok

>>42481313
>Shes Dumb
>Shes white and blue
>She was drawed by zun with the football cup
>She says is the "strongest" allegory to the argentinian argument of them being "white"

>>42468333
>>42466699

>>42498210
He is German

>>42425376
I remember that this idea grow up and had his variations, like What is the 2hu of your 4chan board"

>>42508548

>>42508262
>Shes white and blue
>Shes is blue
>blue
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

>>42500440
https://www.statista.com/statistics/809887/latin-america-countries-corruption-perception-index/

>>42499253
China got whacked years before, and the reactions of main WW2 participants in pictures 1 and 5 are also misrepresented.

>>42500937
I'd say that works for a banzai charge.

>>42500896
>it's the poorest country in the world
I'm sure that at the very least South Sudan and Central African Republic are poorer than Somalia.

>>42510464
Okay fine South Sudan then. Don't be so pedantic.

Sorry guys let me introduce myself, I'm from tierra del fuego , argentina.
I'm the last white

>>42425376
Why the fuck is ours so gay? Fuck you, nigger.
t. Canadian

>>42426296
>autistic
autists usually are savants, this thread is just retarded

>>42512508
but it's fun

>>42512508
>this thread is just retarded
Yeah, because you're in it. You drop the average IQ down to room temperature. please leave

>>42425408
Did you know Ecuador has the biggest swords (penises) in the world?

>>42498043
I stopped posting in this thread cause I came down with sickness, but this is all very based.
>>42481183
I'm an idiot and forgot about Dixie.


I guess Kaguya will be Dixie, too sick to think.

can't think of which one would be montenegro

>>42436096
why is Satori Czechia?

>>42520337
Cause Czechia and Slovakia have a history together...So Satori and Koishi are Czechia and Slovakia...

That's the entire reason. I was running out of logic for the nations in the Balkans.
I'd be happy to hear a differing opinion before the thread dies.

>>42519289
Meiling is the only one who comes to mind because both sleep 28 hours a day

>>42521272
>both sleep 28 hours a day

>>42522117
not outside of the realm of possibility for Montenegrins