/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42471775

I have a sudden yet powerful desire to fuck Mirei

>>42471813

Masumoto Kira's Case #26: File #8: Hoshino Minami

>Nogizaka's first cute, imouto idols
>Known to be bratty, but was darn cute for it
>Absolute "my pace" idol
>Out of nowhere, she was suspected to be ill, but was out in the open with the son of a CEO on a date
>She also went to a location after a showroom wearing the same outfit with the suspect, and was approached later on
>Minami was graduating anyway, so this did not shake her, and strangely enough, she hasn't been seen in the entertainment industry after graduation.

Thread Detective Kira is on the scene. What's the case?

>>42471829
Hi, T! >>42461400

>>42471813
Now aren't you a good lad?

don't tag me faggot

Kinozaka

Forever,

Baby!

>>42471844
>faggot
The irony

>>42471800
TenTen is CUTE!

>>42471813
this butt Paru

>>42471766
Rape-chan...

>>42471821
That's my sweet baby Paru

>>42471897
Oh no you don't

>>42471836
JC1 futomomo

brown thighs

>>42471766
4ki is built for one thing

>>42471972

>>42471998
where the thighs at?

>>42471989
Two of my favorite idols side by side

>>42471813
not likely

>>42471987
sex with johnny's?

>>42472008
Darn, this was the wrong one

>>42472017
How'd you know my name is Johnny?

>>42472026
Ouch

>>42472017
And many more

>>42472026
's

>>42472026
My dad's name is Johnny, so I am Johnny's son. Kaki is mine

>>42472059
Hahahaha...no

>>42472059
kakki will never love you
kakki will never date you
kakki will never know about your existence

https://youtu.be/lnrbIPcvXsM

>>42472072
And you will never touch Tecchi's penis

>>42472080

>>42472080
good

>>42472103
Made for aggressive deepthroat and golden shower

>>42472072
Based and true

Kirako losing to Moriyama is not a bad thing since he's good at N64 games

>>42472200
>Yoshi main
NGMI
Also, Konoker likes Yoshi too

>>42472200
>eliminates herself
what a goof

>>42472200
>not calling Nibu on LOVE IT to play video games and dominate all these showboaters
They are literally doing it all wrong

Can't believe Marino isn't in the senbatsu

Fuck mngmnt
Fuck Sony
Fuck Sneed & Flowers
Fuck nips

I need lewd Marino-sama.

https://files.catbox.moe/5gw1z6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/09hiqp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zy2aeb.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eu2r6x.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/45ioa5.mp4

Kira-chan needs to rise higher and higher now.
From the 3rd row to the 2nd next time.

https://english.shukanbunshun.com/2019/01/nogizaka46-fans-fuming-over-hayakawa.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLgrxHDgls

>>42472200
Why is she so bad at these games?

>>42472707
kino desu

>>42472707
They should stop doing those cringe hand movements

>>42472732
If idols had to give up their cringe hand movements then they'd be giving up most of their choreography

>>42472523
she's a big girl

>>42472682
SEIRA MITERUUU?

>>42472741
I was talking about 2:32

ngl pretty nice cinematography

>>42472700
I hate women so much it's unbelievable

>>42472707
I love everything. I knew they would make it a slow, abstract MV to compensate for Renaa's lack of dance experience.
All in all, it's a good song.

>>42472701
unf

>>42472770
Why? They have pussy

>>42472323
Nibu popping up for LOVE IT's spring season wouldn't be a bad idea....

>>42472741
Please don't entertain the one and only person that finds every meticulous fault with Sakurazaka idols. You're wasting your time.

>>42472888
kinozaka

>>42472888
KINOZAKA FOREVER!

>>42472701
>>42472748
>>42472778
>>42472827
>>42472922
LICCA!!!!!

It's original for once

I guess everything is gonna be spiritualistic and abstract from now on with Takahiro the Hack

boring bland MV

>>42473023
Welcome to Sakamichi in 2022

I. hate. those. MASKS.

>>42472995
>>42473004
>>42473015
>>42473028
>>42473070
>>42473085
>>42473088
Nogicucks... Hinachuds.. how do we compete?

Nogilosers taking massive Ls so far

>>42472200
Kirkao is more of a board games geek

I'm not focused on pointless competing against a decade-old successful group; Nogizaka is supreme and that's that.
I just appreciate what S&F are doing for the underdogs after their dismal failure with Keyakizaka's burdens and forced perma-center system. This is better for the group.

Damn Ozono's makeup was really top heavy

>>42473166
>Hinachuds
Huh?

Haha a petal took out Honosu's eye

There's no way the streaming of the MV will hit the mark. This was too soothing and is an obvious "Renaa-focused" MV to hit a million in a day.
Only one of the four queens or a new 3ki could pull that off.

The new single seems like it's more singing focused than dancing, huh?

>>42473514
A good change of pace. Although, I don't think it's gonna be long-lived, the 6th single will probably come out soon after.

It's a love song?

>>42473544
Kind of like a surreal love song. I'll have to get the lyrics to see what it's all about.

>>42473562
I don't like it. It sounds like a shitty nogindian song. Cute Renaa though so I'll enjoy watching it muted.

>>42472026
Are you the famous Johnny Rebel?

>>42472747
Out of the Blue, I see... Seira, I kneel.

>>42472700
lucky oniichan

>>42472652
>https://files.catbox.moe/5gw1z6.mp4
broken promises

>>42473587
this can be real...

>>42473587
This will always be funny to me

Now I wait for the coupling song

>>42473795
fuck, marry, take for a walk in the park with my dog

>>42473795
Kanarin the kind of idol that looks hot with short and long hair.

Good day to be a waki enjoyer.

>>42473795
fuck, marry, take for a walk in the park as my dog

mean faggots...

She really is dead

>>42473913
Thanks for the takoyaki cheeks!

Mayutan wife Onegai.

>>42473928
It will happen

Funny

Mommy.

>>42473289
Cgi??

>>42474005
hermosa

>>42472732
It's TAKAHIRO, he's known for emphasizing "unique" hand movements in his choreos.

XG ended any opportunity for Saku to try hip-hop.

>>42472707
Can't they do a normal dance for once lmao? And that cringe "rapping" scene.
On the other hand it's 95% normal idol song which I like. Let me know if SteCola already packpaddled "bland just like AKB hehe" comments on sukirock
>"turuturuturu"
In my head

>>42474627
Love this goob

>>42472707
song kinda bland
ugly visuals
typical takahiro choreo
at least rena is cute I guess

kpop won

>>42474667
ditto but it's sakurazaka

>>42473294
>snf knows

>>42474703
>ditto
better than anything Sakamichi will ever release
https://youtu.be/pSUydWEqKwE?t=83

>>42473283
looking hot af though

>>42472707
>Choeography
Shit as always. I can't watch it without cringing, literally. You get some really nice slow moments and then you know what happens. WHY THE FUCK did they think that acting like they were black when rapping was a good idea? That was the most cringe moment in this MV.
>MV itself
Not bad- I like it.
>Song
Chorus is really nice, otherwise it's another "OK, girls, say this really, really fast. Perfect".
>The good
If I heard it in the radio I would not thing it's Saku if it wasn't for over used fast- speaking and cringe rap. If you take those away you get a nice idol song.
>The bad
Fucking rapping (I will cringe as fuck when 3ki will perform this song). Fucking cringe dancing. Fucking fast- pace speaking cringe.

I like japanese idols

>>42474717
unironically converted me from a kpop hater

>>42474717
No, thank you. And hi, SteCola!

>>42474731
>>42473283
Bro who tf is that. That's a completely diff person. I think its also the filter

>>42474762
Based

>>42474763
unironically a cultural reset

>>42473283
They had to do something. She is ugly, bro

>>42474823
it's mostly the lips

>>42473587
>SEAkurazaka fans when their group can't manage to get into Kohaku

>>42473283
>>42474858
Why does the pic have a water-color painting quality. Did you do something or was it in the mv?

>>42474873
Lmfao

>>42474873
>>42474891
Speaking of which is the "HIV Sakurazaka fans" joke because of the fact that they are SEAs just curious

https://twitter.com/RemiTakenouchi/status/1618093794351808512
reading all the comments praising this ugly shit is like some kind of emperor's new clothes deal

>>42474873
Sakusisters...... ;_;

>>42472707
No Marino, no like

>>42474640

>>42474902
No, it's not a joke. When you browse through their Twitters you will see tons of people from Indonesia and Philippines (our T is from Philippines)

>>42474957
Yessir

dark hair seira is back

>>42474970
Oh I thought T was SteCola this whole time cause Trans and shit

>>42474976
High grade cheeks

>>42474965
shes getting too popular for me to like her

>>42474985
SteCola is "W.I.P.", but he didn't transition yet. T did (he calls himself a "female")

>>42474976
Damn I hate japanese wotas

https://youtu.be/Ph8enYGUuCk

Give the center position back to Runrun, like seriously.

>>42475080
I didn't really like the BAN days but now I want to go back

>>42475080
What I expected: explosive performance from start to finish
What I get: Yuipon's cringe rap

>waiting for the obvious negative baits and schizos to leave

>>42475162
We need an Evangelion special

>>42475162
>cringe rap
I can't unseen it

>>42475174
Wake up, Sakruazaka or not, that moment was cringe.

>>42475217
The stoops

>>42475218
there's no getting through to these cultists. it's just like the keyakizaka days. fans will say they don't like something about the group and the die hard ones will just call them bait and shitposting. that's how you get to the point where 150+ posts were made by 4 IPs, because no one wants to talk about the group with these cultists anymore so they have to do it all themselves.

>>42475266
This is so much true. And the sad part- it also applies to members. Try calling obvious uggos out and see what happens. This is insanity that drives people to fake MV views numbers so their group appears to not be irrelevant

I don't listen to the songs, i just want to fuck my oshi
I hate idol music

>New MV out, let's discuss
>NOT EVERY COMMENT IS POSITIVE? STOP WITH OBVIOUS NEGATIVE BAITS, SCHIZOS!

I've probably never heard one full sakamichi song

>>42475334
That's what I am talking about. Thread healed

Feels good to be normal

When the fuck is this relay blog shit going to stop and new gens get their own pages?

>>42475299
>>42475320
I kneel

>>42475218
Don't care, still loved it

At least these two didn't scrap on the MV scene

>Don't care, still loved it lalalalalala
In denial

>>42475359
I hate this bitch so much it's unreal

>>42475299
who's your oshi

>>42475409
Realistically speaking, everyone called this out when Renaa was announced as center. Nothing was going to change overnight or with her leading the single.
We all saw it coming. It was going to be some slow paced romantic song to compensate for her lack of dancing and skill so I'm not surprised one bit.

>>42475413
>hating one of the better 5kis
Your loss I guess

They put the brave one on top

>>42475445
is she Toman?

>>42475431
Some love it, some don't. There is no denial, it's just fact.

>>42475431
that's not what people here are saying. renaa was a good call- she is the most conservative bijin member they had at hand. the song is not bad if you cut that tiktok rap cringe out. and of course you have to be exceptionally retarded to still enjoy that fast speaking lyrics sections that should die with keyaki's deportation. this was the most normal they could deliver without alienating their wotas. still cringe as fk at moments, but at least there were some moments that were enjoyable. renaa did very well
by the way on jp twitter half of the top posts about sakurazaka are still about 3kis and not about　桜月 that says a lot

>>42475477
I already said that: I was referring to the moments where Renaa was performing or singing. Everything else felt like they rehashed it from Samidare Yo (the straight line walk, the kneeling together)
But it has a good tone and Renaa's singing was good.

>>42475494
fair enough. btw koike, karin and habu feel so out of place lmao

>>42475477
I thought 櫻坂46桜月 was trending for like 5 hrs

Hadouken

>>42475505
I don't know anything about that. I am talking about what I see in front of me right now

>>42475504
I was only watching Renaa, Ozono and whatever the heck Inoue and Yui-chan were doing. I didn't watch the others.

She looked damn good regardless of this rehashed Takahiro choreo

something I've noticed with sakurazaka in their songs, everything outside of the choruses sounds like garbage
I don't really know if it's a production issue or simply because they can't sing for shit but it's really bad

>>42475413
>>42475445
forget it, that's Aruno, the one i hate is Hina, they look alike

>>42475533
she saved that mv. now imagine karin in her place like some people here were saying lmao

>>42475535
it was the same in keyaki era. one of many reasons I never liked their songs

>>42475535
TAKAHIRO and Aki-P
Nothing more to explain

There are some new subs on keyavids

>>42475686
I kneel

>>42475336

>>42475535
>simply because they can't sing
I mean who's even a good singer in Sakura right now?
Kobayashi, Marina and... that's about it?

Kono bangumi wa

>>42475709
This. It made me laugh when they had the 3ki do vocal training lmao like what for you're probably already at their level.

>>42475709
you are both wrong. it doesn't matter if they can sing or not. they are idols. they were made to sing well enough to pull off an idol song. what matters is that they were pursuing their "unique" identity to the point that their pursue defined their music. it's consistently cringe. they need to change or 3ki are going to be wasted
now the good thing is, that this song has some good, normal moments

I wish Ayane played my flute

>>42475763
No idol in Sakamichi was ever a good or top tier singer; aside from Ikuchan and Aruno that they are forcing on fans.
And 3ki won't really change anything, they're just along for the ride.

>>42475763
idols should be able to sing I don't care what anyone says, one thing akipig ruined

>>42475770
Is this reversal orchestra show any good

>>42474885
cuties

>>42475789
>top tier singer
they
are
idols
they are not singers. they are not models. (btw you forgot kazumin, she was a really good singer too). look at manatsu- she can't sing for shit and it doesn't matter.
>>42475800
switch to kpop if you care about top singing and dancing skills with members training for ages before making a debut. japanese industry is completely different and I hope it will never be ruined with lgbt twitter kpop obsession

It fucks me up that Rena's voice is actually like that, she's doing burikko 24/7

>>42475830
>look at manatsu- she can't sing for shit and it doesn't matter.
Anon you don't have to reply to a post if you don't understand what people are talking about

>>42475850
hi, sTeCola!

>>42475830
>japanese industry is completely different
yes because akipig ruined it, that's what I'm saying. golden age momusu could sing well.

>>42475789
>>42475830
Nogizaka had plenty of good singers and still does
>they are not models
but they are, and some of them were (Miku, Aya, Ayame, Misa)

>>42471796
might start watching hinaai for her

>b...but they are not top tier singers
they don't need to. they are idols. they are not singers. just as they are not models
>ok, but there are some members that can sing so when they get a modeling gig that means they are models hehe
this is your brain on transition pills

>>42475881
Actual low IQ poster

>>42475927
photos from our weddings

>>42475909
agreed, you are an actual low iq poster, sTeCola

test

>>42475927
I hope she never makes it into senbatsu so that she gets triggered even more and goes into stress eating overdrive.

>>42475956
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but being in senbatsu is even more stressful

That dog looks blind and really old

Oh now I remember why, holy fuck

>>42475830
>switch to kpop if you care about top singing and dancing skills
"Top"

AAAAAAHHHH

>>42476069
yes, their average level is top in the world. you might not like kpop, but that's a fact

Renaa's perky naas

>>42476071
That type of cute that makes you instantly think "damn"

>>42476069
kpop girls are forced to train 16 hours a day while your oshi is too lazy to update her blog once a month

>>42476102
In what world do classical musicians get big billboards promoting their albums I wanna live there

>>42476071
Made for ......

>>42476104
Yurp

>>42476131
they also get enka posters with old ladies wearing kimono and albums titled "sakura love" or "the moon reminds me of your beautiful heart". japan is superior

>>42476140
rough and long kissing

>>42476152
That's the pic right there

>>42476082
>>42476082
I knew you meant "singing and dancing" as meaning singing WHILE dancing and thats true.
But just dancing period, fuck no. Singing period, fuucckkk no. If these idols jpop or kpop were ugly nobody would give two shits

>>42476131
Getting an ad spot on a billboard is not terribly expensive, even fans can make it happen.

>>42476206
go back to twitter headcanon if you want to keep embarrassing yourself.
kpop is on another level in both singing AND dancing department. if you didn't know that it just shows how embarrassingly uneducated twitter faggots are. deport yourself. pathetic

>>42476152
This image should be an instaban reason because it makes me sad

>>42476206
>If these idols jpop or kpop were ugly nobody would give two shits
by the way I am not disputing that. I am not one of those faggots who claim looks don't matter

>>42476235
Boom

singing doesn't matter
dancing doesn't matter
looks don't matter
the only thing that matters is using sony money to give that untalented ugly girl a push

>>42476288
What a cute fatty

>>42476231
>kpop is on another level in both singing AND dancing department
Another level compared to jpop and average joes like you sure lol. But everyone knows they get WHOOPED by actual singers and competitive dancers in any country.
>>42476289
Based(although looks do a bit since Iguchi Mao will sadly never reach the top no matter how much money you spend)

>>42476288
I wouldn't be able to control the urge to grab those ankles

>>42476439
Miyu's got some actual gliders on her head

>>42475901
Showroom soon (not today)
https://www.showroom-live.com/r/46_WATANABE_RINA

>>42476393
are you retarded? when somebody says that kawasaki is good at figure skating you will say "b... but shizuka arakawa is better hehe". derailing by mentioning competitive dancers? you must be T lmao. we were talking about idols when I said they were top in the world. we are talking bout showbiz and if you get a little bit confused in your little T brain, then read again, accept that you embarrassed yourself and be grateful we bullied you into not using trips anymore, because all this would be archived as another sTeCola moment lmao
you must be on transitioning pills overdose after all.
kpop is on another level. they are the top in the world. the best
deport yourself back to twitter, faggot

wtf is this retard on about today?

>>42476533
Schizo you were the one who misunderstood. Anon re-read what I said here -->>>42476206 and take your meds to calm down

>>42476568
who even knows anymore
his entire gimmick seems to consist of showing he knows more about random shit than everyone without actually talking about anything anyone would be interested in

>>42476573
>Schizo you were the one who misunderstood
no, I didn not misunderstood my own post. I said they were top in the world at singing and dancing when talking about japanese idol's skills. obviously we were talking about showbusiness.
that's what I said, that's what I meant. now read again this, faggot
>>42476533

>>42476573
>Schizo you were the one who misunderstood
no, I didn not misunderstood my own post. I said they (kpop groups) were top in the world at singing and dancing when talking about japanese idol's skills. obviously we were talking about showbusiness.
that's what I said, that's what I meant. now read again this, faggot

>>42476568
T is always on transition pills. sTeCola is taking them too, so pick one
>>42476594
sTeCola entire gimmick is to expose himself as headcanon faggot who knows shit and who relies on twitter to tell him another made up story he can share here only to get bullied into getting educated. he dropped his trips when I showed him how retarded "muh itoha is dropping out" headcanon was

>>42476657
WE
DON'T
CARE

>>42476665
>WE
your male and "female" identities are not plural. you will never be a woman. your oshi does better job at transitioning than you do lmao

so...

>>42476568
Just the usual "I know more about Sakamichi idols than everyone else" and "this idol will mogg the former generation and I am right" rinse and repeat dribble that no one cares about.

>>42476717
you were wearing high heels as you typed this lmao

>>42475957
I wanted you to feel safe

>>42476742
>>42476683

>>42476854
yup, both quality posts

>>42476906
Finally, a Kaki Haruka picture.
I thought you forgot all about her.

>>42476937
the meme is real lmao. btw make a photoshop of this and new single. muh urban hip-hop lmao

>>42476951
Whose wife is that

>Yes, I still wish Sakurazaka will have a urban hip hop style single, what they need now is a hit single and I want them to achieve it.

>>42476946
I have this one

>>42476992

>>42476594
schizo's gimmick is that he comes to the only mainstream idol general on /jp/ to gatekeep people from getting into idols and ruining his hobby

>>42477003
Mio-chan I...

>>42477008
WTF, I like schizo now!

>>42471796
>>42476484
needs to show cunny

>>42477008
Doesn't work
Still not working
And if anyone believes that it is working, they obviously don't love idols as much as they thought

>>42477003
made for facefucking

schizo likes idols as much as filename likes sakurazaka, they like the concept of what they could be but not what they really are
so they have to entertain each other spending the day here throwing narratives around while waiting for things to get better
but they won't

>>42477056
>but they won't

idols will be great again as much as 4chan will be as fun as it was 10 years ago
you're done with your hobby, find a new one

>>42477056
>but they won't
wrong

>>42477008
he doesn't like idols, he just likes sakamichi

>>42477079
go back to akbg

>>42477098
wrong lol

>>42477084
i want to do her so bad bros

>>42477102
your brain is wrong >>42477079

>>42477056
I don't entertain any debates here, my name and discussions for idols is copied to make it seem like I'm an idle idol schizo.
I could care less about singing, dancing or competing these days; I just want to admire cute idols from every group that I love and observe photobooks.
Believe what you all want.

>>42477098
molesting Ioki's mouth

>>42477111
>It wasn't me!
Back pedaling your own posts? I've seen it before...

Coupling song when?

>>42477110
don't see what that has to do with akbg
your comments on what you think the idol industry is and what an idol is told me enough, you you exist inside a bubble which includes only a small subset of groups and akb is in that set

>>42477123
Good for you. That's why you're here: to observe what others are always saying and discussing to unearth things no one cares about.
I'll keep doing what I do while being happy.

>>42477129
Ozono's a gopnik?

>>42477137
>don't see what that has to do with akbg
>bubble which includes only a small subset of groups AND AKB IS IN THAT SET
sTeCola...

>>42477156
you are actually retarded
you were the one telling me to go back to akbg

>>42477165
>n...no you
>you were the one telling me to go back to akbg
yes
and you just said >>42477156
stop embarrassing yourself

>>42477129
I'm also waiting to see what the coupling song will be.
The coupling songs are usually better than the main release so I'm curious what this one will be.
>inb4 holy mogged

>>42477178
Holy mogged

>>42477175
your entire view of idols is simply aki p groups
that's why I said you don't like actually idols

>>42477199
>your entire view of idols is simply aki p groups
go back to akbg
>that's why I said you don't like actually idols
that's why I follow idols I like? take your high heels off

>>42477165
>>42477199
Don't bother, just enjoy what you love and leave obvious baits alone, they don't care about idols anymore. They only want to laugh at choreography, uggos and lyrics that they cannot understand
>>42477182
Predictable

>>42476966
:3

>>42477205
it's why you vehemently think idols shouldnt be able to sing, because you only follow 口パクアイドル lol

>>42477199
They also want to make everyone out as their imaginary rivals who care about the following:
>Nogizaka's superiority over all other groups
>New generation of idols that mogg the former (obviously, no one cares)
>Total sales of singles, photobooks and promotional campaigns
>Idol groups that made it to famous stages and performances (Tokyo Dome, Kouhaku etc) and repeat it every day with more insecurity

They have no new substancial discussions and can only repeat what fans of the sister groups have said. I won't waste my time with that.

>>42477214
I said I don't care if they can sing, not that they shouldn't be able to sing, retard. kpg is waiting too btw, you know now they can sing remarkably well since I taught you that today

>>42477214
>it's why you vehemently think idols shouldnt be able to sing
Where did he say that? Because you wouldn't possibly make this up, right?

>>42477229
Newfag here, FileNameAnon, how do you know who is talking to who and whose saying what lol

>>42477248
1 Everyone opposing him is a "schizo"
2 Everyone saying anything negative about his group, Karin, Habu, Koike, Kage or Mikuni is a "schizo"
3 "Schizo" is always samefagging

>>42475763
>it doesn't matter if they can sing or not

Nice backpedal
And I didn't realize schizo also had a defense force, how interesting
we're done here

>>42477263
>it doesn't matter if they can sing or not
is not the same as
>idols shouldnt be able to sing
retard

>>42477248
4chan x allows you to add IDs on posts

>>42477269

>>42477248
I don't know OR care about that
I'm only here for my own love for the 3 groups
Everyone else can debate about things that won't change in Sakamichi