/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Name one thing an unhinged succ can do that a kind one couldn't.

If anything I'd think the kind succ would be more eager to indulge whatever fetish you had.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

I discovered rare archival footage of leopard seal mating habits

>>42456707
>extremely potent magical ability and plenty of devoted followers to try new things with
>loves to dote on onii-chan and make him bentos
>occupy many respected positions from researchers to generals, must be level headed
Face it anons, baphs are the best.

>>42456896
Hang on Selkies are a northern monster

>>42456896
>doesn't want to squish the seal

Don't let (((them))) lie to you
You cannot trust the ratas

>>42456867
soaking rat
her tail must look like a stick after pulling her out of that water

>>42456931
But they have such big tails anon

>>42456877
Asking a succ to indulge in your fetish is one thing. She'll be flustered and do her best.
Letting a crazy succ show off her skills is another.

>>42456928
>selkie annoyed by anon spending all his time squeezing and jiggling her seal half

>>42456867
Rata of the hotspring, what is your wisdom?

NEED fat doppel ass
Need FAT doppel ass
Need fat DOPPEL ass
Need fat doppel ASS

BLUE!

>>42456950
Relaxed rata says: listen to more prog

>>42456950
Look directly onto the eyes of a jackel

>>42456877
masochism, kind hearted succ nature + mamano instincts means it would be a complete turn off.
the unhinged one on the other hand would have you under her heel very quickly.

>>42456931
I'll take my chances if it means I get to pet alternative mofu

>>42456997
It's all fun and games until you see her journalism is funded by cousin danuki.

>>42456931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG9n7ymR4z4

>>42457025
>anon thinks he's safe in his wizard stronghold
>until Rata catapults herself right into his bedroom

How are our contest fics going, fellows?

>>42456965
>Listen to more progressives
So Ratatoskrs confirmed as corporate journalists?

>>42457041
I bet {{{Order}}} is behind this. Druella wouldn't allow these furry-tailed liberals to get away with that...

>>42457041
Not that kind of prog, the kind of prog your dad listened to when he grew his hair long and tried to learn how to play the guitar

>>42457034
I reached 7k words and the end is in sight, so I'm sure I will be dropping it before the weekend. One part feels kinda fillerish, but I'll leave the critique to others when it's out.

>>42457099
Oh no! Just as worse!!! A Gen X Monstergirl who is in their 30s or early 40s slurping Zero Sugar White Monster and having disdain to both boomer and millennial monstergirls .

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FX0qtVDUYAAWzcP?format=jpg&name=large
outer earth theory is real and the mgs are there.

>>42457120
Okay that's cool and all but where do I find my titty fox?

>>42457120
Is Noo where all the Holsts are?

>>42457135
holsts will always be in your heart, anon

>>42456973
She's a succubus. Her turn on is turning you on.

If she has trouble doing sadism with you then she's probably doing you a favor by keeping you from biting off more then you can chew.

>>42457255
I love big cows with lots of beef.

>>42457255
<3
>>42457300
Bros
I fuggin love boobs
And milk
And cuddles and groping

>>42457135
at the gym

>>42456962
>her face when she meets a doomguy larper
I can fix him!

>>42457307
>I fuggin love boobs
I diagnoze you with heterosexuality.

>>42457034
I hit level 20 on tarkov yesterday and i'm finally not too bad during pvp. Haven't wrote a single word yet, i need a rata for to write it.

>>42456962
How annoyed would a blue demon get if you constantly play the song "Blue" when ever you see her?

>>42456962
Why do I have the feeling that this artist usually draws vore

>>42457353
He doesn't, pic is the same artist.
>>42457349
Funny I never thought about that.

>>42457328
Remember, if he's dressed like doomslayer then he's probably an edgelord, if he's dressed like classic doomguy then he's probably just played a lot of HDoom.

>>42457450
in MGE
HDoom is the regular Doom, and it does have a HD remake as well

Chimera and slime queens are the only things I'd except using they/them pronouns for.

>>42457328
>>42457450
>>42457500
What if the man/boy is not only an Orderite, but is also dressed as Victor Saltzpyre?

>>42457600
The "separaate but whole" mindest is makes me really love chimera's. I like the headcannon of the having a the respective part of her personality glow when that part is currently dominant

>>42457613
>warhammer shit
no

>>42457600
What about hydras?

>>42457600
What if my wife's breasts are significant enough to warrant personification?

>>42457621
>Not imagining a Victor Saltzpyre-larper Orderite being out scenery-chewing or out hammed by an equally dramatic and verbose Phantom "heretic"

>>42457613
since all warhammer is inheritedly gay as fuck, he'd alp instantly and go on to suck some dick for cock

>>42457617
my headcannon is they can temporarily split into their composite species

>>42457007
Win-win. I get to pet rata mofu and danuki mofu. And I can sniff both their breaths.

>>42457662
normally its the fox tails that are the "significant enough to warrant their own personification"
this fox on the other hand is faulty, she needs to be brought back to the mofactory.

>>42457905
>mofactory
We already have that and we call it the bedroom. It's (maybe) not her fault that lots of the mana is going to extraneous locations!

Dumb geizah

I need a Gazer with a Ratatoskr-sized tail. Also, a Gazer cosplaying as Ratatoskr. I need more MGE girls cosplaying in general.

>>42458132
Troll and Demon cosplaying as each other.

>>42458152
A droll and temon

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1617472263657508868
Instead of making the game/new books KC instead wastes his time looking at 1000 n*r pics .

>>42458276
KC is making good use of subscriber money I see

>>42458276
Based. Protecting his IP from niggers is more important.

>>42456877
Roleplay as a pre current DL succ (the ones that actually succ people dry)

>>42458276
the wholesomeness of mge just makes the ntr hotter and it's pretty much unavoidable that there's going to be some of it around the internet

how now, strong cow?

In Heaven they make love,
On Earth they have sex,
But down here in Hell, down here they FUCK.

>>42458401
this setting was not made for you.
please leave.

>>42458276
RPG UPDATE WHEN

>>42458451
Never...

>>42458414
>minotaur gets married
>slowly drops her training regime because she married a husband that just pampers her all the time and makes her feel good
>in a few short years she is mistaken for the average cow
>begs her husband to stop so she can get her muscles back
>but the pamper man just keeps on pampering
strong monsters need to be REALLY careful with who they marry.

>>42458442
the ntr encyclopedia is already online, there's no undoing it, and over time there will only be more of it.

>>42458464
that's how minos were created in lore

Stop replying to the bait

>>42458451
he just needs to defeat ntr first

>>42458499
it's mostly a samefag samefagging: game update, patreon, ntr - usual stuff
instead do tell me - what happens if a lioness doesn't want to share a guy with a pride, but hogs him all to herself?

>>42458549
She'll change her mind after the first night

>>42458549
She has to prove her appetite and strength are strong enough to thoroughly drain every drop on her own

>>42458549
Tall women are nice...

>>42458535
so never basically?

>>42458549
New prides have to get started somehow.

>>42457119
god I need one to tease me and pay me to do chores for her, in the hopes one day she'll go
>*sip* yep... anon, now thats a good boy

>>42458451
Sorry anon, but having good things is no longer allowed in the current decade.

>>42458592
Looks like the Pharaoh has upgraded her security detail.

>>42458495
I wonder what man will domesticate hellhounds into.
or have they domesticated man?

>>42458549
>it's mostly a samefag samefagging
>>42458276 is my only recent post and it's entirely objective.

>>42458549
When cats get into fights, they have to submit to the decisions of their divine messengers.

>>42458593
I like that silly trend of mememasks

I wanna sexo the mamono lord

>>42458606
canonically impossible, but I think kobolds are propably domesticated werewolves
>>42458575
>daughteru dicking
no, thank you
>>42458566
they are
>>42458559
but husband may want to keep her as a sole wife and remind her her place
>>42458561
now isn't that just a trial of strenght for every monster girl? ganbare lion-chan!

>Just Got out of Class
Monsters and Prog Rock, I know the type of monster that would listen to Prog.
>You hear her before you see her
>She pulls up in a 79' Camaro, Aqualung Blaring on the speakers
>Offers you a ride while she's playing with her virginia slim cigarette in her fingers.

>You're late again

big faith clerics

>>42458741

>>42458741
I bet if they were clerics at the local church, all flatties would go there instead of the sabbath

>>42455608
Just saw this, but I both remember this text and have it. The monster wasn't the man's childhood friend and she wasn't a human before. What happened is that the guy had the power of time travel and ended up getting married to a monster. He then tried to use his time travel powers to go back in time and avoid getting married. Except, it was literally impossible. No matter what he did the result was always the same.

Furthermore, every time he time traveled he ended up meeting the monster and getting married earlier and earlier, despite no alterations existing to justify it. At some point, he time traveled to the past only to find himself in the middle of having sex with the monster. Even so, he time traveled again, at which point mamono mana just rewrote the time line so that the monster knew him from childhood and the two had been married since then. As in, mamono mana just made it so that the man and the MG were childhood friends and had been married from the start. There's also some vague stuff on how mamono mana might genuinely made it so that not only were they married from childhood, but also in their past lives. Shit is wild.

Also, this immunity to time travel, ability to create inevitable future events, and rewriting the past applies not only to marriage but also monsterization. Apparently it's just something mamono mana can do.

Here's the post:

>The hero has the ability to time leap!
>As a result of being tied up with the monster girl who is the heroine in the latter half of the first week, the hero will always be tied up with the same monster girl no matter what route he takes in the second week after the time leap!
>(Depending on the hero's choice, the girl may remain the original soft girl, or she may become an evil-looking girl who belongs to a radical group.)

>The hero has the ability to time leap! 2
>The result of getting together with the heroine, a monster girl, doesn't change each time you go around, but each time you go around the loop, the events of getting together start to happen earlier and earlier, and eventually you start the loop in the middle of getting together and making love, or you start the loop in a relationship where you've already been making love with each other as childhood friends since you were young.

>The hero who has the ability to time leap! 3
>This phenomenon is presumed to be caused by the "soul stain" that I have explained before.
By going back in time while both of their souls were stained by each other's existence, the heroine with the stained soul recognized the hero as her companion from the "birth stage" and the timing of their marriage was dramatically accelerated.

>...... or before the start of the first week >(previous life, etc.)
>It may be that both of their souls were already tainted before the first week began (in a previous life, for example), and that the heroine's soul grasped the hero's location in this life after they got together in the latter half of the first week, or that the taint progressed, and as a result, they got together earlier.

>Comments:

>Commenter:
>It's like "black ink that rewrites the world from outside the story," the magical power (mana) of monsters. It's the best.
>The best thing about it is that it absolutely confirms a happy fate.

>KC:
>It is also due to the strong desires and wants of the characters in the story, so it may be ink that oozes out from within the story and cannot be erased.

>Commenter:
>If she's a former human girl, it would be interesting if she changed her race every time she jumped back in time.

>KC:

>In the last loop, she's human, but she's only "race: human," and her soul, mind, ecology, and what she does are all the same as that of a monster girl.

>>42457300
beef, lean or fatty is perfect
just need lots of it, and plenty of milk

>>42458798
Just to be clear, the last comment about monsterization were made later and aren't about this scenario in specific, but rather a question about monsterization and time travel.

>>42458798
that's fun

>>42458798
would this mean anything for situations where you have a harem of the same girl (past, present and future)?

>tfw one cycle your wife ended up having you as a miraculous virgin birth

>>42458871
nah, it's she and you both being born from a surrogate mother to your parents and her parents, already enjoying romans in the fetal life

>Gaslight you.
You now have a wife.

>>42458893
You always had a wife *

>>42458886
thats kinda worse ya know

>>42458893
The correct strategy is to find a single Nuari, move into her hobo shack when she sleeps. When she wakes up, kiss her on the forehead and pretend you are her husband of 10 years and you have been traveling to move in together to the house you prepared for her. Then lead her to your house.
>>42458904
Better than incest if I'm to be honest.

>>42458871
this is hot because netorare
imagine a cute virgin monsterfgirl wife who keeps popping out dark skinned niglets...

So stealing a dark knights sword just acts like a homing beacon for the dark knight
what happens if you sell the sword before she can find you?

>>42458910
so what i understand, its still incest

>>42458914
you keep waking up next to the sword. it's free money

>>42458914
I guess that if you don't know what you are doing, you will leave your essence on the sword and she will find you. If you know what you are doing - the sword might be enchanted and have its own will - in which case you won't be able to put it down.

>>42458930
if you are both born from surrogate mother, but the embryo came from different set of parents it's not incest, since you are not related

>>42458940
same womb and dont imagine you can pull that off in normal MGE. also weirder than a virgin birth

>>42458893
That's right.

>>42458943
yeah but same womb doesn't mean you are related - genes do
unless you mean that kids would have different "containers" - I guess that's true
also it's magic - I ain't gotta explain shit

>>42458931
>Anon broke the economy
>has loads of monie

>>42458958
lets agree that both ways are fucking weird

>Anon thinks he can make easy money posting hotglue videos online
>Most of his videos don't get many views except his lamia ones
>Keeps hotgluing lamia figures to maximize revenue
>He eventually goes missing
>His last video was him hotgluing a hebi

>>42456867

>>42458972
they are, but I really dislike incest, and I think events we saw unfold over many years vindicate this view
>>42459007
hotglueing to what? a stand? some sort of a shelf? can't he use a normal glue?

>>42458893
>be married to nurari for ten years
>learn how nuraris work
>constantly wonder if the last ten years actually happened or if she altered your memories

>>42459025
>oh no, my memories of wageslaving and coming back to an empty apartament to stare at a screen are replaced with those of shared happiness and intimacy with the person I love the most in this world

>>42459032
kek

>>42459032
fucking monster apologist.

>>42459042
I tried smoking once

>>42459052
orderite libtard, what's next - you'll start crying about "muh consoont"?

>>42459032
>Anon wonders how he managed to have a maxed out characters on Old School MamonoScape
>Can't recall spending that much time grinding that game
>Nurarihyon notices his confusion
>The next day he wakes up and remembers that he actually spent countless nights grinding that game alongside his wife
>She even has a maxed-out character too definitely not purchased from a jungle kat farmer

i enslaved a greenworm and made her suck my dick, i'm sorry for this

>>42459042
I'm gonna take that pipe case and put it up her-

>>42459097
shoggoth is the perfect wife for a schizo

>>42459091
>"oooh that sounds nice, but surely it won't end with just the case, right?"

Does kc hate ss?

>>42459071
not observing her target, classic mistake of the young monster, but not a fatal one
>>42459091
that's just foreplay

>>42459251
If you mean shota x older woman then the only time I remember him ever mentioning ss was when he was talking about ntr.
He seems to like shota x loli though. He mentioned childhood friends having sex while still children a couple of times.

>>42459251
he said monsters do not care about your age, they will go for a guy that likes them, even if he's a shota
and if you as a husband will take the shota pot, they will not think "yes, he's a shota, that's my fetish", but "I love my husband very much, that's why I'm very happy to see how cute he is in his shota form".

>>42458704
>Anon arrives home at 3AM

>>42458893
Who is she and why is she using my PC to shitpost on monsterchan

>>42459363
aw, that's less exciting now. I want monsters to be disgusting too so that I won't feel bad about being a man sometimes

>>42459322
He did mention a dark mage onee-chan once.
>そこに見るからに純朴そうで初々しいレッサーサキュバスと青年が並んで歩いてますね あっちに少年と手を繋いで仲良く買い物するダークメイジお姉ちゃんが そっちには幼いフロウケルプを肩に乗せた屈強そうな水夫さんがいます あれ全員彼らのお嫁さんで家ではぐちゃぐちゃになるまで逆レ搾精されてます
>The young man and the naive and innocent-looking Lesser Succubus are walking side by side, and over there is the Dark Mage sister who is holding the boy's hand and shopping together, and over there is the strong-looking sailor with the young Froukelp on his shoulder, and they are all their wives, and at home they are all being sexually exploited until they get messed up. They're all their wives, and at home they're all being sexually exploited in reverse until they're a mess.

>>42459364
It can't be helped, it was just one of them things!

Ss or not I just want to ge princess carried

>>42459364
Angry monsters are hot!

>>42459436
Calling old MGs infertile and lumpy is a sure fire way to get raped or start a riot.

getting passionately gang-banged by eight succubi, all training you to be very lewd with more monsters to join you in your quest to have hundreds of monsters in your harem-army

>>42459464
telling Deonora that the Dragai empire did nothing wrong

>>42459322
My childhood friend is actually several centuries old succubus princess?!
-an autobiography

>If you call me heavy I'll transform back and sit on you

old dragon, old chesh, old wurm, old jiangshi, old bunny, old hellhound, old fox, old tanuki or the old jabberwock
all are meaty and milky
so which would you choose

>>42459521
But you're just proving my point!

>>42459436
only if you're married to them, if they are married to someone else - they are scary

>>42458893
My wife that I’ve always had keeps inviting other monsters to come live with us. Which is fine, we all get along great, I’m just thinking that we might have to get a bigger house to accommodate all of these roommates that I’ve always had.

Men who come into the demon realm because they love monster girls always end up with large harems. You'll realize how hard it is to stay monogamous when you compare yourself to an Order man or a demon realm native man who has no real comprehension for the general subject of monster girls and just sees them as a regular persons. It's almost as if the Wandering Scholar is being used by lilims as propaganda to convince readers to marry many girls.

ded

>>42459500
Sounds more like the name of a top selling light novel in MGC
>My wife is a 7 deadly sins wrath demon and I'm trying to keep her calm
>All I wanted was to see northern lights and now I'm being chased by maid hitwomen
>My teacher proposed to me but I already slept with mom, what should I do?

>>42459522
Tough choice, but you can't go wrong with soft undead, so jiangshi it is.

>>42459727
>Well over 10 years in
>Still not a single MGE figure
>People have to painstakingly craft their own to cope

>>42458798
Horrible, kys is the only solution.

it's hilarious that the top MGE fic on ao3 is that self-insert girlboss gorefest bloodborne crossover. exactly what KC deserves for being so anal about his IP

>>42459521
Sometimes ryona should be tolerated...

>>42459709
too soon, anon

>>42459521
Joke's on her, I'm into that shit.

>>42459814
Yeah, some mamono needs to learn how to behave the hard way.

>>42459806
Marrying an ancient evil is all fun and games up until she gets drunk

>>42456867

>>42459718
>My life as the top gladiator by day and the greatest male whore by night

>>42459800
As far as im concerned the top MGE fics are from Magus and Ironbeast, The others don't exist in my mind

>>42459883
Imagine being a high-level warrior who must sexually satisfy some low-level nuki just because she paid you 50 gold coins for the night.

>>42459800
The only thing KC asks of you is not to be a cuck or edgelord and to actually want to fuck monsters, yet even that is a bar too high apparently.

>>42459893
You know she's the one for you when she makes you both want to run away and to fuck her senseless.

>>42459932
There's also the forbidden fruit effect, those dipshits think it's exciting to "corrupt" KC's vision literally something that was said in the trash thread when I took a look out of curiosity

>>42459932
i just think it's pleasing to watch him have tantrums over shitfics that he could easily ignore. my best wishes to the ntrfags whose mere mention makes him seethe and cry

>>42459879
6 wins easy
furnace pussy can't be beat

>>42459581
Full blown harems are only for about 20% of anons in these threads
The majority would prefer 2 to 5 wives
It's only a vocal minority who strictly wants monogamy

>>42459768
I miss crayon Anon. He was a good dude.

Stop replying.

>>42460063
We've been missing him so long it's even brought up in the Waterworld edits

>>42460049
3-5 are not harems?

>>42459581
Meh, I could really only do 3 wives in that setting. Having a four person adventuring party is the optimal party setting, you can make good money and every night devolve into a carnival of lust and it doesn't get stale. Plus it's easier to divide up loot, chores, child rearing responsibilities, etc... Bigger harems are for people who have it all and can settle into that life of hedonism, most people can't do that easily.

One wife, or maybe two, but no more. Anything more sounds like a pain, I'd have no time for myself and I don't want to play favorites. A wife deserves your full love.

>>42460097
The line between mere polygamy and having an actual harem is hard draw.
I think it's 6+ wives, you could argue it's 3+ or even 8+.

>>42460081
he's replaying to himself, KC, cuckshit, soulmates, religion, politics, siths, warhammer, they always work like that, trying to make you associate the thing you like with their corruption, ignore him and talk about something else, the time for them will come soon

Anti-rape campaigns need to start in every major monster city, NOW!

Is it bad that my wife is a vessel for billions of souls that belonged to horny and lonely monsters that passed away, and that marrying a beautiful corporeal vessel means marrying billions of monsters that you will meet individually through magical means?

>>42460165
MEN
you too can stop rape TODAY
consent

>>42460161
Stop replying to yourself.

>>42460126
The more wives you have, the more of your time is devoted to sex.
Some madman who wants a harem of over 20 mice would have to choose between free time and sleep.

>>42459364
Tears swelling under her eyes.

>>42460200
you can utilize pocket realms where times flows milion times slower to service your whole harem and find free time, but if you need to optimize - is it still worth it?
unless you're some crazy fetishist and being basically a living dildo for an entire town gets you going enough so that you don't mind this life, then go ahead

>>42460165
Is anti-rape where the Anons pro-actively defend from being raped by raping the mamonos first?
>Ok, I'm in.

>>42460165
It's not rape if...
STOP!
Rape is rape, there are no excuses.

>>42460234
Just because Cheshire's head is stuck in a Pringles can, doesn't mean she's saying yes.

>>42460234
The water's fine.

>>42460234
I don't know Anon, the reasoning in the filename convinces me.

>>42456867

>>42460269
the mind fuck will be soft

>>42460278
Nothing sounds better than letting a bogeyflayer gently play with my grey matter like it's playdoh

>>42460269
Need mind altering hugs.

>>42460278
There are tentacles hiding under all that plush too

https://twitter.com/li0nri0n/status/1617567143893110785
Do waifufags really
>commission gangbang and monster boy shit
>"lol it's a potion honest"

>>42460329
Chen's grandmother is my wife
therefore, i'm this cat's grandfather.

>>42460324
it's way better than what it takes to do the same without potions

>>42460324
Mental illnesses often come in clusters.

>>42460355
Easy bet that there's private ones without if this is what is public

How about better ideas
Like dragons that pay in gold coins, regardless of currency

>>42460358
nah, i've interacted with the commissioner before, he would never allow that, he's really chill

The chief goddess is probably just salty as she was gonna fuck the hero first

>>42460372
That implies the male birthing issue is revenge for getting NTR'd and I do not approve

>>42460370
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1446730432049864704
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1583502339352428550
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1440694856368607232
Are you sure about that?

>>42460366
>dragon gives you $500 for a pizza
>you're not sure if she's trying to impress you or she genuinely doesn't know much a gold coin is worth

>>42460377
But it's "You snooze you lose." NTR which is the the most bitchboi grade of NTR.
Why the fuck is it their problem you took too long to get your shit together?
The chief god is probably just a flaming femcel with tumblr hair that doesn't want anyone to be happy.

>>42460324
this is part of mge. each potion is clearly displayed there isn't any rule breaking according to KC so its fine.

>>42460366
>portals open
>dragons don't know how to money
>break the ecomony with a sudden unflux of gold

>>42460324
Some healthy anons on here are fine with just some smut or a half decent lewd, others in poor mental health need varying forms of /d/ shit to get off

>>42460357
Porn addiction is more to blame than mental illnesses

>>42460394
>I can swim in those coins so it's fine

>>42460324
>By drinking a whole dose, they transform into a complete "beast" with four legs, and by drinking half, the whole body is covered in body hair, and it is also possible to change into the form of a "beastman" that can walk on two legs like a human while having the head of a beast
How the fuck did you expect the Theriomorphosis Potion to work, you absolute brainlet? Or the Doppelganger Potion?

>>42460366
>run a small deli
>Wurm keeps coming in because she loves a good pastrami sandwich
>keeps overpaying by thousands of dollars when she just drops jewels on your counter everyday

>>42460324
>take furry potion
>become monster boy
It's actually worse than becoming some feral wolf man, looks way more deliberate.

Why would you even fetishize just getting paws/horns?

>>42460343
Such meaty hags Monsokyo has.

>>42460366
>Dragon NEET discovers what MP3 players are
>Goes to the store to buy one
>They stopped selling those years ago
>However, they do have some MP4 meant for kids
And this is how a dragon paid $2154.62 in gold for a dog shaped MP4 filled with Superwan episodes.

>>42460490
at least her niece will think she's the coolest auntie in the world!

>>42460449
Says right there in your quote
>transform into a complete "beast" with four legs
Actual animal
>and by drinking half, the whole body is covered in body hair
Furry
>and it is also possible to change into the form of a "beastman" that can walk on two legs like a human while having the head of a beast
Animal headed human like the minotaur from myth. Nowhere does it say monster boy.

I had this idea of for a wile of this shadow monsters that stole your stuff and took more and more importan things until she just takes you
and then I realised I was just making mincrefrafts endermen with extra steps

>Beast potion is raging mushroom for furry enthusiasts
Brilliant can we talk about better stuff now?
Like demon contracts and stuff

>>42460504
It might be fetish fuel but you are being kind of nitpicky. Personally, I always imagined the full transformation though.

>>42459032
I think it's important to have those miserable memories, so you always realize what you have compared to what you came from.

>>42460504
Becoming a temporary monsterboy via magic is still possible according to the Q&A.

>>42460535
Still as shit as Siths are. Being official doesn't make something acceptable.

>>42460519
He's not nitpicky, he's just trying to stir up an artificial controversy now that people stopped taking the usual bait.

>>42457349
I would serenade her with Am I Blue? in my best Batman impression

>>42460542
I'd get out a set of homemade pipe drums and play her some beats by Blue Man Group.

Just because you're close to becoming a wizard doesn't mean you're old yet.
To monster hags you're still a brat in need for correction.

>>42460577

>>42460577
>>42460595
Is it abuse if you marry a yuki-onna then move into a tropical country?
Cuddling with her would feel that much better under the warm weather.

Man's best friend

>>42460709
God hates the following:
>Condoms
>Cumming outside
>Underwear

Reminder that the engineer needs bungus more than you do and you're hurting your team if you don't let him take it.

I’d love a demon waifu. Still, I’d feel bad since I wouldn’t want to participate in extremist stuff. It’s not that I oppose it, but I don’t want to go undercover in some stinky medieval town or live out of mamono military encampments. Maybe there’s a few who are happy to go full mana cage and live out of our bedroom.

>>42460592
It’s a tough choice whether I want to be corrected by hags who see me as a brat or by bratty dom hebes who make fun of me for thinking our age gap is significant.

Sex is not interesting, it's just baby making.

>>42460806
>marry ancient evil demon who says that anything military brings back way too many bad memories
>she just wants to go start a farm somewhere and forget all about that sort of thing

I gave a dormouse some root beer and she went crazy

>>42460917
Okay, but she'll insist on making *extra* sure she's pregnant. No tests in medieval fantasy land, after all.

>>42460806
I figured the extremists were all single monsters that want to take over a city to get a husband. They stay behind and have a bunch of kids who grow up to be the next generation's soldiers. They go out, conquer their own city, have kids, and the cycle repeats. Help take over the place you want to settle down in and have a bunch of kids and you'd be doing your part. Even if you don't have kids, you'd be helping by feeding mamano mana into the environment and spreading the demon lord's influence. Just take your demon and do lewd things with her to your best ability and it should be fine.

>>42460937
Rodents can't handle alcohol.
Give a dormouse a strong drink and she'll start ranting about cheshires.

>>42460961
But i want to shoot the enemy, not have sex.

>>42460917
>>42460972
>>>/tg/

>>42460968
but it's root beer
i got it from that mad hatter over there, she doesn't give away alcohol like a bootlegger

>>42460961
I think it depends. I always figured demons were like mini-Druellas in the sense that they will monsterize human women without hesitation and might even seek it out. It gives me the impression a lot of demons still want to contribute to the cause regardless of marriage. I do think most mamono are as you described, but the radicals strike me as the types to keep going after marrying. Maybe not all of them though. I’m sure plenty can be convinced to settle down.

>>42460984
You shouldn't trust any beverage from wonderland, even the water is funny over there.

>>42460961
>>42460999
Remind me, was it mentioned if that one extremist Ratatoskr remained active in some way after she got hitched and had kids?

Shoot monsters with demon realm silver bullets to make them horny then have sex.

Actually considering how demon silver works a fight is legitimately foreplay.

I am back with more of the best mode monsters

>>42461053
You're still getting sacrificed on top of a pyramid in the jungle, but it's to Eros this time! Cute!

>>42461053
How are the sacrifices to Eros?

>>42461034
>Anon thinks he can outgun a succubus musketeer
>She riddles him with bullets before he even pulls the trigger once
>Passes out from the all his essence leaking out
>Wakes up with his head resting on the musketeer's lap
>She smiles and says that his sleeping face looks cute

>>42461034
The monster girl I'll marry will get horny just seeing my decked out FN FAL.

>>42461053
Eros zombie next onegai

>>42461034
gonna take down the ice queen with demon silver thermite

Demon silver this, demon silver that
where are the other demon materieals? wheres the demon gold? the demon platinum?

>>42460806
>>42460961
>>42460999
The extremist faction is shit, I want a more domestic demon

>>42461146
demon unobtanium to make a giant drill out of and go searching for rare earth elemental waifus

>>42461146
Ocelomeh have demon obsidian weapons, and creeping coin makes demon realm gold.

>>42461146
There was that incident with the demon uranium but that place has been sealed off for decades now.

>>42461156
Domestic demon is just an extremist at home.
She's the neighbor hood "friend" that offers everyone home made "fruit pie" and mentions her friend "Dru" Alot

>>42461175
she seems cute
would play tetris with

>>42461175
I'd fuck a monster girl version of the elephant's foot

>>42460049
>It's only a vocal minority who strictly wants monogamy
Wishful thinking at its finest

>>42461223
>walks into the room
>Incubizes before you even say "hello"

>>42461176
I'd run a small farm growing mamano flowers and herbs bringing color and happiness to the community.

>>42461146
demon sticks and mud for making demon mudhuts

>>42461268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlrIeX-mHk8

>>42461277
I tried for 30 seconds but managed to get it synchronized for one loop
it seems like the gif is too slow

>>42461295
The original is a bit faster. No idea why there are so many faster/slower versions.

>>42461312
Sports captain dragon

How do I resist fucking monsters while at the gym? I never get a good workout because I get preoccupied fucking in the locker room

>>42460540
but they're not shit.
>>42460535
huh, didn't know that. Still a bit strange.

>>42461367
When you go in the gym you're full of motivation for a good workout.
That's when you see all the meaty monsters doing squats and bench presses on one side of the gym, while on the other side you've got the hourglass shaped monsters doing cardio.
Just invest in some home equipment and avoid the issue altogether.

>>42461341
>go to watch the dragon knights doing team sports on their day off
>they're all yelling out special moves and hitting the ball hard enough to make craters in the playing field

>>42461418
Dragon ball is such a fun sport to watch

>>42461418
>>42461431
Can't wait for the Knights v Marauders game next week

>>42461418
It's all fun and games until they accidentally hit a man with the ball

>>42461440
Yeah, the other team gets 10 points

>>42461440
yeah they have to go in the penalty box. with the man, for undisclosed reasons

>>42461431
>>42461437
When is MGC gonna get its own dragon ball team?

>>42461441
why can't I get an oni wife to breed? why was I born in the nightmare realm?

>>42461460
We've got some of the best AGL circuits here, we don't need some team of overgrown upper class lizards screaming dumb attack names when hitting a ball

>>42461460
i don't want to deal with the post-game riots/raping

>>42461418
>>42461431
>>42461437
>>42461440
>>42461446
>>42461459
>>42461460
alright anons now's (You)r chance for some fun, wholesome, non-/tg/ world building;
How do you play dragon ball?

>>42461460
MGC has too many sportsball teams. Speaking of, does anyone have any of the MGC baseball stuff from a year or two ago saved? I was thinking about writing something with the boystealers

>>42461503
you're coming off a little desperate.
it's okay to let things happen organically

>>42461503
well I'd imagine they're hitting a ball around, probably with their tails

Dragon butt.

>>42461503
The ball is made of demon silver, if you get hit you get raped on the spot by the attacker, but the game continues around you.

>>42461549
>The ball is made of demon silver
must be heavy

>>42461535
>proactively dated by professional dragonball player
>Every time you try to leave the bedroom you have to dodge the tail or get knocked back into bed

>>42461561
not for a dragon

>>42461543
Luna is pure SEX

>>42461503
like football but with tails

>>42461562
can you handle the impact of a high speed meaty tail anons?

>>42461503
the goals are "castle walls"
The ball is made out of demon silver, but given a dragons strenght, this is not an issue
Dragons have to use the ball to destroy the other teams "wall"

>>42461441
Fact: human boys were made for big onis.

>>42461645
what determines if a wall is destroyed?

>>42461653
probably enough destruction to a marked area

>>42461503
I think it's a mix of capture the flag and dodgeball. The goal is to capture the other team's prince ,since dragons are notorious for stealing them, while the dragons try and protect their own

>>42461503
real question is can any dragon species play or is it limited?

>>42461034
Wait, using the AA machine gun on the dragon don't mere her ?

>>42461701
>Wurm hits ball through protective barrier, several people in the stands and the housing block across the carpark

>>42461715
Wurmie goal!

test

are lilims even capable of love?

>>42461367
Interact with the big scary gym Oni at your own risk.

>>42461841
Why wouldn't they be?

>>42461367

I'm on the right side of the NTR war. KC's side. Can you say the same?

>>42461895
I'm on team "stop chasing random internet retards around and work on the fucking encyclopedia or game"

>>42461906
vouch

>>42461906
>people can't do more than one thing at once
im surprised that you managed to type this out without passing out from lack of oxygen

>>42461906
KC told me in a dream that he and druella can end the war against ntr and get to work on the game but only if the patreon hits 10k a month. Lawyers to write those constant C&D letters ain't cheap.

>>42461895
I can.

>>42461925
Apparently KC can't, because both projects are stalled or severely slowed down and yet I keep hearing about those retarded twitter dramas involving him.

>>42461895
he's Anne Rice level anal about derivative fiction of mge, so i'll give tentative support pretty much anything that pisses him off

>>42461925
Why yes, some people do get so obsessed with minor shit that they neglect everything else they're supposed to be doing.

>>42461895
I haven't been following it much, but I guess so.

>>42461948
in defense of kc the projects could be stalled for any variety of reasons at this point, he doesn't share blogs anymore.

>>42461549
>>42461535
Slam Ball with more aerial rape and tail play
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slamball

>>42461955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua03eQFa8FE

>>42461971
>the projects could be stalled for any variety of reasons at this point,
What are the most likely?

>>42459251
What makes you think this? Of course KC doesn't hate straight shota. Otherwise he wouldn't allow it on his site.

>>42462043
The people he hired to help him not doing jobs.

>>42462043
Incompetence if he's still struggling with what he shared at the start.
>>42462060
for a while at least he was doing programming and just having someone type all the dialogue in.

>>42461895
Yeah, I definitely can.

>>42460252
>>42460234
>hate the ocean
>love aquatic girls with sharp teeth and a a mean smile
Why am I like this

>>42462257
Beachslut

>>42462262
Nah. I never go in the water over my shoulders. If they want me, they're going to have to slither up to the tiki hut I'm getting wasted at. Not that I would ever live in the ocean anyways. She can stay in a kiddie pool in the back yard.

>>42462257
I hate the heat and love desert kingdoms.

>>42462293
Antarctica is a desert.

I wish the monster girl artists I follow would spare me from having to read this dumb drama (I don't even follow KC on twitter).

>>42462257
There's sharks that can live in fresh water. Plus there's plenty of river fish with big teeth. Look around for homes next to big rivers and do some research on fish species and you'll find your sharp smile mermaid.

>>42461906
I'm with you here. Seriously, focus on new books or game updates. Ignore internet drama.

>>42462309
You are not allowed being spared anything if you use Twitter.

>>42461927
ATTENTION MONSTER GIRL FANS, KENKOU CROSS IS IN GREAT DANGER AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP

>>42462316
>house sitting for some hick relative in the swamp
>hear rumbling the first night you're there
>too scared to check, just make sure the door is locked and go back to bed
>happens again the next night
>louder this time
>go out onto the front porch and shine flashlight around
>light shines off gator girl's eyes in the water
>she dips below the surface
>flee back into your house and bolt the door
>catfish left outside your door the next morning
>MASSIVE lizard-like footprints leading to your door
>notice mound of sticks, mud, and grasses being built near the edge of the swamp
I have to stay here for another week. What are the odds I make it back to the city? I don't really know these swamp girls that well.

If I lived in the MGE world the best place for me to live would be like, a gothic castle floating in a colorful void hidden away in a spirit realm. I like being alone so being in a literal hidden dimension away from everyone else sounds like heaven, the only problem is that sort of home would really only be possible if you had a tremendously powerful monster like a lilim as your wife, or if you had sex with a normal-strength monster for like a year straight to build up the power to do that
https://youtu.be/6Y1pd9B5cmc
https://litter.catbox.moe/i3asvl.jpeg

What about you anon? What would be your dream home?

>>42462081
>he was doing programming
Catch 22

ded

>>42462547
Back in the day "ded" meant something.

>>42459800
>drafting story details for later
>need a name for character
>or the alias they’ll use for most of the story
>the name they give is simply the first futhorc rune of their actual name
>pick one out
>pronounceable, sounds like a real name
>spelled like one too when converted to modern English
>then someone here casually drops that the mc of the dark souls shitfic has the same name
dodged a bullet

>>42462547
Just how I like my women

>>42459800
I think KC is being ridiculous with being obsessed with internet drama but your position is shit and you should fuck off too.

>>42462580
>Just how I like my women
and little girls

>>42462293
I want desert mamono to force me to cover up in a thawb when I got outside so that I don’t tan. They insist pale boys stay pale.

>>42462629
The Pharaoh demands it, an Anubis escort will ensure you remain covered at all times.

Childhood friend turned yandere fox who never lets you out of her tails.

Seems like KC is off his rockers again and debating people about what's fair use on twitter.
What a fucking shitshow

out of these three monsters, which is the better hopper
Jiangshi
Mucus toad
Bunny
Cockatrice
Kangaroo gal

>>42462652
Kangaroo girl for the farthest horizontal leaps, as well as the fastest sustained hopping. Mucus Toad is the best for jumping the highest.

>>42462689
so how fast would a normal 5'4 kangroo girl be going at and how fast would a 7 ft one

A Pharaoh's hax powers means she's playing a dating sim with cheats and you're the target. You better hope she's a romantic completionist using it to gain a edge rather then trying to unlock all the H-Scenes.

let your favourite imp type girl manage your porno stash and transformation items and you'll never have a boring day
>>42462652
year of the bunny. bunny is the answer.

Why aren't you considering human girls? They're so much nicer than monsters or youkai! Human girls are young and fertile! Monsters are old and infertile!

>>42462652
Jiangshi for cutest hops.

>>42462652
Do you want an overpowered kuudere martial artist, a frenzied kiss-freak from the swamp, or an energetic mass of fluff?

>>42462759
I want the crazy, moonshine-swilling Mucus Toad martial artist to teach me the Frog Style.

>>42461146
wiki says that all of those are just alloy metals created from a little bit of demon silver + the respective metal you want to alloy.

look i like lewdness as much as the next but i'd also like an mg that could play the acoustic guitar

>>42462704
Dunno, but I think the smaller one accelerates easier, and the larger one ends up being faster once she builds up the momentum.

>>42462726
>human girls
Lol
Lmao

>>42462773
Gandharva isn't talked about enough.

>>42462773
You just want to be serenaded by a bird, don't you?