/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] Go to the sakura tree behind the school.

[x] Polygamy

>>4242652
[x] confess

>>4242652
Fuck off, Tokimekifag.

Throw a boomer bile jar on the floor. That'll attract the horde for about 30 secs or so while you can rev up your CHENsaw to send these hellspawns back from whence they came.

>>4242657
Left 4 Dead is for casuals.

[x] Grab my cricket bat.

>>4242664

I am not the casual! YOU are the casual!

>>4242679
THIS IS WHAT L4D PLAYERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>4242664
U MAD?

>>4242683
Except L4D/2 are actually fun to play.

[X] Jump into the lake

I throw money around while yelling "Dosh, grab it while you can lads!".

>>4242693
Only casuals have fun while playing games.

>>4242693
Fun is for casuals.

[x]notice you're a girl, GENUFLECT

>>4242704
>>4242705
That is incredibly sad.

>>4242710
U SAD?

>>4242713
I said that's sad, not that I am sad.

[x] Use my refined gentleman powers

>>4242725
I have trouble taking those stances seriously.

>>4242645
I know one thing, I'm grabbin pills

>>4242733
What's the matter, too 19th century for you?

>>4242733
They are intimidating

Jump in the lake

>>4242645
Panic, get myself trapped in a corner and die of a slow death while being devoured.

[x] Eat the girl.

How come no one has asked for the source yet?

I found out last night not even removing the head works. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>4242874
I assumed it was just a drawing. I'm still operating on that assumption.

>>4242874
What ? You want a zombie eroge/VN ?
Try playing Infection.

I could take em. They may be zombies, but they're still little Japanese girls.

>>4242884
The undead feel no pain, do not tire, have inhuman strength, and will not stop until they have fed.

Enjoy making your last stand and being buffet for those zombies.

[x] Magic!

>>4242890
I didn't say I was going to take on the whole horde, just the few in the immediate vicinity. At the very least I think I could curb-stomp those.

>>4242884
An average school has hundreds of students, even if you had a machinegun with magic ammo you'd still end up being overwhelmed by their numbers.
During a zombie outbreak bunkering waiting for rescue it's alway the best solution.

Fast zombies or early Resident Evil zombies?

I run to the nearest fire extinguisher and grab it. I try to make it to the top floor of the building, and hopefully there aren't many zombies up there so I can kill them by bashing them in the head with the extinguisher and then barracade myself up there. I find objects that can hold water and fill them from the drinking fountain or bathroom sink. I make a sign on the school roof letting anyone that may be left know there is a survivor inside. I ration the water, and wait a few days for help while coming up with an escape plan.

>>4242925
People getting killed by Resident Evil zombies was nothing more than natural selection in action. You could probably get away from them just by walking.

[x] I cast flare.

>>4242936
Yea but they thrive in narrow hallways so shit gets a little dangerous.

[x] Well maintained vegetable garden

>>4242874
>>4242881

it's a guro manga primarily about schoolgirls killing each other/themselves

>>4242946
Narrow hallways is just bad game design. It is supposed to be a city, not that one building-town in China.

>>4242925
Your plan didn't work out. What now?

>>4242954
man that game was kinda addicting

>>4242961
Please do upload this somewhere, if you can. A quick search brought me nothing.

>>4242966
What? My plan's working perfectly. Bitch is cornered; it's chow time.

>>4242987
Theres a window, you idiot. She'd rather jump to her death than be eaten by the likes of you. Dirty gaijin bastard.

>>4242984
i dont think it has been scanned yet. I can't find it anywhere

>>4242966
Swing desk and start bashing heads

>>4242997
Eh, if she jumps, that's just an extra shamble down to the courtyard. It's not like I have better things to do.

>>4242998
Damn. It looked pretty tasty.

>>4243008
There wont be anything left by the time you've finally managed to haul your skinny ass down there. Tough luck, bro.

>>4243030
;_;

I would get to a roof and carry as many thing to use as possible. Water, food, oil and a long stick so I can trip the undead down the stairs.

Then I would find the nearest girl, ambush her and keep her tied up. I need something to do and anyone not thinking about fulfilling their base desires during anarchy is a liar.

Stop trying to sound like badasses. If you have no ways to defend yourself or avoid them entirely, you're fucked. Tripping them with sticks, hitting them with objects, etc. would only work if their numbers were very small.

>>4242980
What game?

When is Love+dead gonna get a translation?

Delicious zombie porn.

>>4243687
plants vs. zombies

its a causal flash game, dont play it.

Try to get to roof of school and jump down, killing myself.

At least that death would be fast when compared to being eaten alive. But if the fall didn't kill me... God damn, that'd suck.

only one way out i say.

>>4243703
With Liar-Soft's darker stuff still untranslated, I imagine it's lower priority to translators. WaB series, Kusarihime and Forest will be done before it, at least.
Shame, since it seems hilariously awesome.

Kick ass.

I'd look for a Zombie-tan who has at least her face intact.

>>4243728
Its hilarious actually, thats the main reason I wanna read it and understand more then 5% of the text.

Time to grab some pills.

>>4243788
>>4243783
is this custom zombie girl?

>>4243783
>>4243788
I didn't like how that ended.

>>4243751
As long as you keep her gagged or something, that's not a terrible idea.

>>4242961
So, basically, they all die?
Also
If Resident Evil zombies: run like hell
If fast zombies: get guns and bunker in

it tickles

>>4243861
And if you use appropiate protection.

>>4243751
>>4243861
Guys I wanna keep this adorable zombie as a pet.


"Survivors I am Dissapoint"

>>4243886
She needs a name. How about Zombor?

They're female zombies.

[x] Rape

>>4243687
plants vs zombies

>>4243957
What is the logic behind that?

>>4244054
Defend homeowner using plant that shoots lethal peas and stuff.

>>4244054
I don't know but the song is catchy

>>4244094
All that comes to mind is freaking Yuuka when I think about it.

>>4242908
>>4242925
Waiting for rescue isn't going to do shit when one of them mutates into a Tank and rapes the fuck out of your hideyhole.

Your only chance is to fight your way through the the evacuation site and hope that this music starts playing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGHj6JM0U5A

>>4244095
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOJnGL-XUlE

>>4244147
Zombie zombie zombieda

Ok this thread is driving me crazy now because I can't remember who drew the "oops my noodles fell out" zombie comic.

still waiting for sauce here!!

>>4244620
Read the damn thread. No raws anywhere.

I would hope for the infection to not turn me into a zombie, but rather have immunity and some sort of beneficial random side-effect.

>>4244196
I know exactly which one you're talking about, however, a search of my folders revealed I didn't still have it. I can't remember the name ;_;

>>4244648
>>4244196
dowman sayman - eat em all fuck em all cute lovable zombie

>>4244660

Thanks. I was actually just about to post that I had tracked the thing down!

http://www.mediafire.com/?m02t0zmjztn

>>4244643
Like, a counter-zombie? Someone that 'uninfects' zombies, transforming them back into actual humans (if possible) if they make contact with one of your fluids?

>>4244681
I remember reading a comic about the pope going around biting vampires to turn them into humans. I liked the idea.

>>4244689
I remember reading something involving that, once. If a vampire bites a human, they turn into a vampire, but if a priest bites a vampire, they turn into a priest.

I'd use my BFG 9000 to remove any threats to civilization

>>4244689
>>4244701
A modest destiny?

>>4244701
That explains a thing or two

>>4242645
I think I'd do pretty well, all things considered.

only answer is
>[X] magical transform start!

IF A ZOMBIE BITES YOU
BITE THEM BACK

[x] worldenddominator.ogg

>>4244926
agreed, she's in High school, she has a pen and a bag with books

>>4244926
YES

>>4244798
But, of course, I don't want it to happen.

>>4243783
>>4243788
>>4243865
desudesu translated this, if anyone's interested.