/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42416424
So it's maids, huh?

>>42416424
there's nothing better in the world than being coddled and doted on by your loving, motherly bogey wife.

>>42416424
what do if a dog girl is pretending to not care about seeing you, but her tail wags so hard, her whole body is swaying?

Reminder to milk your cows

Or else

>>42416436
Seaport wife

>>42416445
else what? what's Betsy gonna do?

>>42416456
moo sadly

>>42416456
Nothing because she can't move

>>42416436
gentle but authoritative bogey wife who only responds if you call her your onee-san!

>>42416456
Where's that old pic of Anon getting snu-snu'd for putting off having sex with a Holstaur for too long? That.

>>42416438
That's a Tibetan sand fox.

I'm thinking about the Alp Sabbath again.

>>42416454
who is this? she seems nice

Build a bogey workshop

>>42416429
While I don't want to be racist, I will say him being a daughteru fucker made me sketchy as fuck of him. That he turned out to be this is no surprise.

>>42416424
reminder that kuuderes are bug hug addicts and kisssluts. shower your kuu waifu with lots of love and attention

Thinking about cute vampires in suits.

>>42416496
>shower your kuu waifu with lots of love and attention
I think it's cuter when the kuudere husbando gets showered with attention. Just because I'm quiet on the outside doesn't mean I'm not starved for affection on the inside.

>>42416461
oh... I'm sorry, I didn't want to make her sad. I'll milk her gently and as many times as she want. I don't want to see such a cute moo sad because of me.

>>42416484
Seaport Princess from Kancolle

A nice artist started drawing her a whole bunch

>Hey Anon, you remembered to level lighting resistance, right?
>You're not one of those people who thinks he can just dodge all attacks right?

>>42416470
MERE
FEMALE
DOG (actually a fox I know)

>>42416470
The Mantis of canines.

>>42416496
>Lich with a guy that isn't good with showing affection
The worst match!

>>42416515
Yeah, Gazer-chan told me to have lightning res at least on my equipment. Those moves tend to be fast and spammy.

>>42416519
That's a wolf.

>>42416515
>master the dodge roll
>not even a lich's [DEAD MAN'S HAND] can touch you
>prepare to fight raiju boss
>she flees up onto a ledge
>fills the arena with salt water
>use all your throwables in a desperate attempt to beat
>she just gets pissed you're flinging dung piles at her and zaps the shit out of you

>>42416531
that's just a mere fertile woman and I'm going to breed her like one

There are like, 20 Ratafags if you include all the VR Chat folks in Japan.

>>42416523
This kind of relationship would be the bread and butter of monster girl reality television. Eros girls find seemingly incompatible matches that are actually well suited for each other and the audience gets to grind their teeth watching them try to make it work.
>TONIGHT
>will Anon finally make the move on miss lich?
>or will they go to their rooms to masturbate to the thought of each other again?!
>find out tonight at 9, only on the Eros network

>>42416469
Here you go.
>>42416496
Kuu wife that clumsily tries her best to be affectionate with you.

>>42416569
>that filename
This is an old one, huh.

>>42416545
Just like space outlaw Anon. It's basically a sly rogue teasing and flirting his way out of trouble with space commander Dragon, who's a big tsundere, yet falling for his blunders and rogueish charms every single time, foiling her own plans.

>>42416534
>lich's [DEAD MAN'S HAND]
Is that what she calls a hug?

>>42416587
My copy of that image has a last modified date of 2013.

Has it really been such a long time? I don't like how old that's making me feel.

>>42416634
>expertly dodgerolls out of lichgf's waiting arms
>quiet noise of sadness and dissapointment

>>42416638
Don't forget, you're here forever!

>>42416587
The first ten digits of 4chan image filenames are a Unix timestamp of the time that particular copy of the picture was uploaded, so you can get a good estimate when it was saved.

>>42416545
>Miss Lich in her study with assistant Anon looking for a book that can help with her experiment to make Zombies 6.73% more mobile in her attempts to make a Zombie Gymnast team
>Ladder starts mysteriously wobbling and causes Miss Lich to lose her footing only to be caught by Anon in the nick of time, face dangerously close
>Audience around the world and even the Cupids monitoring the hidden cameras start cheering thinking today will finally be the day these two absolute idiots start making babies together
>Anon just pulls back with a blush creeping on his face, awkwardly coughs and asks if Miss Lich is okay while she mumbles a curt reply
>Riots start breaking out in every major city across the world, even bizarrely in a handful of Order cities although on a much more reduced scale
forgive my autism but I got this got the juices flowing

>>42416666
I don't know what any of that means, Ms. Haku!

>>42416680
ask gremlin-chan

Why are vampires such easy whores? I thought they were all proud and stuff?

>>42416691
I don't like her, she calls me mean names and makes me feel bad I wasted my educational opportunities in my youth and now have nothing to show for my school career.

Weird how I don't have a lot of classic images saved. Then again, maybe it's because at the time I wasn't saving meme pics, and nowadays I see a classic image and assume I already saved it.

>>42416698
A Windows update wiped my hard-drive clean and I was left with only images I happened to have on a flash drive, this is the oldest image I have.
It's Moth-chan! Nobody remembers her anymore, TZICH

>>42416694
After 3000 years of masturbating in their castles alone they start to get a bit desperate.

>>42416694
>Another png of a pic I have saved as a jpg

>>42416677
This is nothing compared to that time anon pulled so many all-nighters researching he collapsed of exhaustion on camera
Seeing lich panic so hard and care for him through teary puffy eyes, only for anon to blearily thank her and go back to sleep on her lap pillow got a few assassins sent after them

>>42416703
Good. I hate moths...

>>42416711
>Anon gets sick one day after a sudden bout of bad weather when he was buying supplies
>Audience thinks surely this will be the opportunity for these blithering idiots to finally say how they feel about each other!
>Anon just texts his boss that he doesn't feel well and is going to take the week off; Miss Lich just gives an "okay" and leaves it at that
>Greilia gets so fucking mad she managed to destroy the TV her Sabbath would watch the show on by throwing her scythe at it

Fucking hell look at the age on this one.

Fuck drama. I just want Ocelomehs. I just like jaguars.

>>42416740
that's an oldie
>>42416698
I overwritten the name of my oldest one, but it was from like 2012 or something (a brown lamia)
>>42416697
ask dark mage nee san to turn you into a small boy, so you can go back to school again

>>42416740
>2014
It was a simpler time

>>42416756
I want to get an Ocelomeh really mad by showing her corn tortillas and telling her that's what people that look like me use for tacos.

Here's another oldie.

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

>>42416756
Jaguars like bathing same as tigers, so it's nice and comfy to have a bath with Ocelomeh wife.

>>42416569
Arguably one of my favorite holst pic, aside from the preview pic that KC teased of the upcoming holst in his game.

>>42416713
moth -> mother

>>42416784
that looks dumb.
she looks dumb.

>>42416760
Tee hee! It would sure be a REAL SHAME if the location of the isolated Ocelohmeh City is given away to anti-mamono forces. What am I doing? Oh no! I'm just checking my phone Miss Ocelohmehs and mister Monstergirl fanboys. I totally am not giving the location and coordinates of this place to an airstrike and nearby ground forces that would pop any monent now...

Any moment now...

>>42416764
>discussion from 2014
>sounds way too similar to the earlier lich/anon discussion earlier itt
some solace to be found in the fact that we never strayed far fromour roots, I guess. The more things change, the more they stay the same

Remember her?

What's KC mad about now? Does it have to do with Wightfag? https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1615924849612034049

>>42416800
general cuckshittery.

>>42416796
Charon makes bad puns

>>42416796
I'd mating press Charon for saying dumb stupid puns.

Where do moths get their time traveling powers from?

>>42416814
big love can distort space and time
thankfully hebi can be trusted not to abuse this power

>>42416791
What makes you think I wasn't here for those days, anon?

>>42416776
Jaguars also can dive and stay underwater for long periods of time and do so to hunt for food as well. So therefore, it'd be fun to have swimming lessons from a Ocelomeh.

I need pictures of monsters putting on make up. Hell hounds and rape spider are a plus.

>>42416814
From the Radiance

>>42416812
She's gonna be mating impressed.

>>42416800
He doesn't like his ip being transformed into shit that goes against his vision and that is fundamentally antithetical and harmful to his brand.

>>42416809
Ah, so it is wightfag. What is with the western fanbase and constantly inserting cuck shit in MGE?

>>42416800
>damn, I'm really behind the schedule on both the game and encyclopedia
>I know, I'll spend the day ranting about imaginary copyright violations

KC needs to get a fucking grip already, he got mad that the guy was sharing his stuff on some private discords

>>42416825
>got your moth wife a few years ago
>one day find cult like attire in her closet
>ask her about it
>"... i suppose i should introduce you to the moth god"
>"the moth god?"
>19 hour road trip later
>go down some large temple into a massive cavern, see a smaller dungeon that looks like a throne room at the end of it
>"so... what is this place?"
>"the home of our god."
>"your god? whats her name"
>"we call her..." (moth god bursts out of the dungeon, she is large and extremely bright) "THE LAMP MOTHER!"
>(chorus of other moths chant "lamp mother")
>lamp mother pulls you aside for a moment and whispers "dont ruin their fun but im just a glowing moth. not a single bit of divine power in me"

>>42416831
There's a reason why she doesn't have a boyfriend and this is it.

>>42416850
I do agree he needs to either pick up his MGE entries or his game, but fuck NTRfags. Wightfag could have simply changed the design of the character and be done with it.

>>42416445
Slosh

>>42416850
Fuck off kike.

>>42416515
I'm sure to win because my speed is superior!

>>42416866
>not a single bit of divine power in me
Oh that's what they want you to believe

>>42416850
From what little I could get from the translation robot was he's mostly upset about the fact that the guy is using his design and lied about changing it away from MGE.

>>42416821
Fallout girls make me wish for a nuclear winter

>>42416850
>"just ignore them goyim"
>>42416084 (this is you as well, most likely)
>mentions /pol/ out of nowhere
>i'm Jewish... Stop connecting dots
the jokes write themselves. someone portray this man as a danuki.

>Hug you.

>>42416892
hug you too, lady

>>42416891
Exactly, just ignore them until they become numerous enough to chase out the old fans and then the whole thing at best dies out or gets turned into a cuckfest and /d/ tier fetishes.

Man I just want a hug

>>42416869
she just needs to keep tits together

Snek

reject dankuinomics
return to crabitalism

>>42416912
The lotus position is technically a hug

hypnogoat

>>42416915
I'm an arachno-communist

>>42416916
that's why it's the best position
>>42416914
long noodles must have it hard to fit into a car without polymorphing spells

>>42416916
Deeply intimate positions like this are the best.

>When you get isekai'd but you don't realize because you were going on a vacation to Japan and you think the monster girls are just cosplayers

>>42416936

>>42416929
The best sex positions are the ones with the most skin on skin contact.

By that criteria I have no option to concede that slime girls are the best at sex. I don't even like slimes but I got played by my own rules.

>>42416953
Wow so realistic ears! Can I touch?

Elf (Old)

>>42416850
I will never slight a man for taking time out of his day to shit on the degens that try to infest this setting.

>>42416953
Getting Isekai to Zipangu must be rough but at least monsters are less forced sex lenient their.

>>42416850
No, he's right.

>>42416953
>You avoid being raped because you completely befuddle, confuse and unintentionally dodge all monsters you encounter
>But the second you realize you've been isekai'd and the monsters are real you're raped that very moment.

It's like Loony Toons logic, but with rape.

>oni shatters your pelvis
>sees xray films at your ICU bed
>she looks at you smugly and goes “skill issue”

>>42417042
Is it true that you get a Mortal Kombat x-ray when a Monster damages something during sex?

>>42417132
I'm coming at you motherfucker!

>>42416703
I remember.

>>42417132
>a couple with small fox daughter moves in next to you
>she's absolutely adorable and you appear to be her favorite neighbor
>in fact, she gets a bit too touchy at times, demanding piggybacking and tail brushing
>her father already calls you "son" despite being only a few years older than you

>>42417213
Loli fox wife loli fox wife!

>>42417228
mamono grow up so fast

>>42417042
Oh yes MGE and physical pain, really something that should go together. Fucking retard.

This is not your grave. But you are welcome... in it.

>>42417247
Mamonobanana blocks any pain caused by sex and converts it into more horny. Still gotta do something about the broken bones though

>>42417253
Yeah sure broken bones going out of our skin must feel real nice.

>>42417261

>>42417276
Please delete the offtopic picture, thank you.

>>42416850
>KC needs to get back to work on making the things that I want, because he OWES me!
People like you need to fuck right off. MGE is almost certainly just his passion and not his primary source of money. He can take as much time making it as he wants.

If that's not enough reason for you, then you're advocating for him grinding away at the game when that could come at the risk of him burning out MGE on entirely, so again - fuck right off.

>>42417248
>break into a vampire's castle in the middle of the day
>find the sleeping vampire
>creampie her
>sneak out before she wakes up while the sun is still up
>repeat everyday
It's so easy and you won't get caught.

>>42417239
>Marry a loli fox
>Both her mother and father are younger than you

>>42416916
Lotus is the most based position.

>>42416914

>>42416916
>game features explicit scenes with a huge titty kitsune, fat-ass catgirl, and secretly lewd oni
>pic related is still one of the hottest sex scenes in the entire game
Lotus a best.

>>42417424
>>42417401
men of culture I see

>>42417371
Technically, yes, if you've been paying into the patreon he 'owes' you content.
Per release style of charging for patreon is much more honest in my opinion, especially for artists.

>>42417389
You retard. She's got the scent of your cum. She'll be on top of you five seconds after sundown.

>>42417414
What is this snek sneaking about for?

>>42417371
>accepts money from people in not one, but two places at once
>that money is supposed to support MGE, be it profiles or the game
>it's apparently a grave sin to expect a steady content stream from this
Some fags are shitting on KC with malicious intent, but what you're doing is just as retarded and even more harmful.

>>42417595
He "owes" you MGE content - which he has delivered with the profiles he's released. He never made any promises regarding a release schedule or quantity of content produced. If you put money into what is essentially his tip jar while under the assumption that he would dedicate himself fulltime to MGE, it's on you for being an idiot.

The writing was even more on the wall when KC revealed he poured all of the Patreon money he got into his game's English translation - meaning, he didn't actually need it to make the game itself, he was just using it to add an (entirely optional) feature.

>>42417642
Vampires can't enter your house if you don't invite them, she's not gonna do shit.

>>42417692
People are free to not pay KC if they don't like how much he's producing.

>>42417767
You fool. You already tell her to "come inside" when you "cum inside her"

>the pro KC troll is still at it

Fucking moths. Ate a hole in my fucking coat.

>>42417841
Impregnate her in retaliation

>>42417799
Go back to discord, Wightnigger.

>>42417692
>kc is expected to drop his normal job as his main source of income for a hobby and its patreon bucks
you have brain rot

>>42417774
i man people approach patreon differently,
i dont really pay for content, cause i figure the content is going to find its way on the interne sooner or later,
I pay to provide a fancicial incentive for artists and creators to develops their skills./

>>42417795
Nope, I'm the only one coming inside anything.

>>42417692
>it's apparently a grave sin to expect a steady content stream from this
literally noone ever said that they didn't want KC to make more content. The problem is retards crying foul for him not meeting their false expectations just because he's getting money. ESPECIALLY when the people doing it are here in this general, and have almost certainly never paid KC a dime.

>>42417276
>off topic image
ive noticed a lot of these recently.
who's the /v/fag that made some normalfags aware of MGE?

All you niggers need to shut the fuck and post big girls.

>>42417213
the loli monsters would hate me because id fall for them, but not fuck them. just dote on and pamper them.

>>42417905
Yeah, this. It's hard enough being a working Japanese man - do people honestly expect him to work two full time jobs at once, just so they can get their rocks off? The man would be fucking dead in a week and then we'd get no new MGE stuff at all.

SEEEEEEEX

Stop responding to anyone talking about "KC", "soulmates", retarded waifufags - I it's the Sith spammer trying to derail
report and move on

>>42417994
no marriage before sex!

>>42418008
explain.
why would the two core things of mge (its creator and the very concept mge is based around) be a "sith spammer trying to derail the thread"?

>>42417961
>big
k

Pump a rum!

>>42418049
Pump a black harpy's rump.

>>42417952
Worse, it's crossboarding /tg/ cucks.

>>42416470
Foxes are dogs

Bros what's your opinion on vampires ?

>>42418084
Useless haughty trash using humans as cattle. I hate them.

>>42418084
Beautiful, refined, and there's something extremely erotic and even just romantic about sharing your blood with someone else

>>42418084
They suck.

>>42418073
Read a book, nigger.

>>42418121
This dog need covering fire, me and my machine gun can help with that...

>>42418099
>>42418114
The duality of a man.
>>42418118
Indeed

Monster Girl Encyclopedia's terms of use have been updated

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/niji.html

Please read and follow for an agreeable future. Thank you.

>>42418084
Depends on how small they are

>>42418149
>bans futa on female
>futa on male is still allowed
The man swears gay shit isn't allowed too.

>>42418163
Futa on male is less gay than futa on female though, unless the female used to be male

>>42418203
>Futa on male is less gay than futa on female though
what?

>>42418203
>Futa on male is less gay than futa on female though
Huh?

Would the obvious newfaggots please gb2 wherever you came from so we can talk about how Arachnes have a stranglehold on the fashion industry and need to be stopped?

>>42418163
It makes sense, futa on female would enable NTR and make men redundant, futa on male is still mamono + man relationship that's the basis of MGE, just more degenerate than usual.
Some people forget that MGE is not vanilla at all, there's plenty of degeneracy involved, just that cuckshit is out.

>>42418217
I'm trying brother, but I can't fuck EVERY sheep.

>>42418163
unironically based

>>42418049
don't you know pump a rump
you've got to pump a rump
>>42418217
well how will the mantis girl cosplay a meido for hubby without lady Arachne's clothes? She can't sew shit with these handblades

So how about some Sprite, cheetos and split-screen co-op of Halo?

>>42418219
>Some people forget that MGE is not vanilla at all, there's plenty of degeneracy involved
Yeah I tend to forget that only a small percentage of people like monster girls...

>>42418245
I just love that OL Troll.

>>42418073
no, foxes are the terrible amalgamation between dog hardware, cat software, and bird malware.
the "bird malware" coming from how, like their animal counterparts, fox girls can be VERY LOUD FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, its the hags that have fixed this part of themselves.

>>42418084
I just want a garlic-addled vampire to show up at my door smelling like an Italian restaurant and begging to be let in.
> She chugs the container of minced garlic in my fridge
> Mind breaks herself so hard she's catatonic
> Hours later she gets up on wobbly legs and demands sex
> Snorts garlic powder off my dick to start
> Fucks me until I pass out

I come to the next day and she's clearly gone out.
> Has dozens of bulbs of garlic
> Is eating one like an apple
> Sitting in a puddle of her sex juices and waiting for me to continue fucking her.

I'm worried guys. I think I'm falling for an addict.

>>42418245
>well how will the mantis girl cosplay a meido for hubby without lady Arachne's clothes?
By not feeding into a monopoly and shopping at local businesses who need the help!

>>42417952
Monster girl threads became more frequent on /v/, expect things to get gradually worse.

>>42418312
as much as i hate to report anything monster girl related, i'll probably start reporting those threads then. its for a greater cause.

>>42418348
I'm sure it won't backfire and cause them to seek out another place to shit up

>>42418308
what if a local shop is ran by arachne granny and her old hubby?
>>42418267
I love the monke
>>42418348
reporting is not enough, we need to start telling them to go back to /vg/

>>42418217
>>42418308
I know it's degenerate, but I can only interpret that as Miss Arachne asking me to pick which outfit I must wear in order for her to be willing to allow me to mate with either of them.

I would choose meido, because I am weak to spiders AND to Mantises.

I just hope we are not expected now to autistically check who commissioned which wight pics in the galleries to avoid outrage now that certain someone is persona non-grata. I just want to see sexy wights. I don't want some tard to retroactively ruin everything.

>portals open
>no vampire waifu because she's not invited

>>42416694
>when your husband has a belly dancer fetish

>>42418385
his antics were known to us, but is images remained
simply treat it as detached wight, don't tie it to him

>>42418203
>Futa on male is less gay than futa on female though
What the actual fuck is this retarded take

>>42418385

>>42418522
I want her to step on me.

>Her main allure can be achieved IRL
There's an extent to which 3D women just decide to be ugly.

>>42418385
I wouldn't worry about it. Just do what >>42418478 says, the guy didn't bother differentiating the basic design at all, so it's easier to ignore outside pictures you wouldn't have posted in the first place anyway.
>>42418541
Prehensile hair isn't achievable IRL.

>>42418256
are you being deliberately obtuse.

>>42418589
Maybe

Good morning, worms

Zombies with or without sewing lines?

>>42418770
>good morning she says, at 3 PM
Gazer-chan stayed up all night playing Starcraft 2 and imagining herself as Kerrigan and anon as Jim Raynor, didn't she?

>>42418084
I align myself with the Dawnguard to hunt down and eliminate vampires. Sorry.

>>42418770
Hey~

>>42418771
I think sewing lines make more sense for Frankenstein's monster/Flesh Golem than regular zombies.

I want to fill Druella's mail with anonymous love letters.

>>42418795
>Water, fire, air and dirt
>Fucking time zones, how do they work?

>>42418795
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but different timezones exist. Just keep it a secret from Wurm-chan.

>>42418823
Sorry anon, she's mine.

How do you describe your after sex? With your monster wives?

>>42418834
I wonder if the first lilim is still single. Wish KC would at least tweet some more lore tidbits there are still unexplored things. Weren't the first 9 lilims supposed to be major characters? We still only have information about the 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

>>42418876
cigarette after sex & chill on the balcony looking outside or bathe together for maximum comfyness or the classic cuddling.

>>42418876
Drink the bone repair juice.

It looks like, despite everything, this bunny rabbit remains!

>>42418965
fatass

>>42418969
RUDE, shut UP

>>42418876
if none of us passed out, she just wraps her arms, wings and tail around me and we cuddle and kiss and nibble till sleep

>>42418965
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

>>42418975
You can see the fucking lifebelt lmao.

>>42418876
Being thrown aside like a discarded cigarette.

>Dormouse cuddle pile
>Holst cuddle pile
>Imp cuddle pile
>P'orc cuddle pile
Which do you pick?

>>42419028
Continue looking for the Bunyip cuddle pile.

>>42419043
No such pile exists at this time.

The next round of cuddle piles will be released next decade. No guarantee of bunyip. But it'll be different species.

>>42419028
>>42419051
I can wait for Jinko cuddle pit.

>>42419028
Holst, especially if they can't stop themselves from lactating.

>go to Lescatie
>reserve a room in a hotel
>go inside
>looks weirdly large and extravagant
>door closes behind you and can't be opened
>Druella used her lilim powers to link the door to your room to her bedroom and now you are at her mercy

>>42419076
They only lactate if you massage them

>>42418876
>>42418876
covered by meaty hags, very warm in winter

>>42418965
a chubby bunny

>>42419084
>hfw she cant get me hard without getting meaty

>>42417213
>couple with a young monster daughter moves next to you
>especially if it's something like a fox or demon family
>"I'm in danger"

>>42419028
Manticore cuddle pile

You dick will end up inside someone’s tail

>>42419028
I'll take the p'orcs, but only if dark meat is included.

>>42419028

>>42419266

can someone please summarize the KC drama and Wightfag stuff?

>>42419331
no, fuck off

>>42419331
Check the last thread, it was explained at the end of it

>>42416424

Do I call the vampire who bites and transforms my mom into a vampire aunty or grandma?

>>42419028
Give me cows or give me death.

>>42419389
That is more of a question as to how you see how monsters view the girls they transform. Do they think of them more as a daughter or sister. My like is thinking of sister in the end.

>>42416424

>>42419389
>vampire corrupts your mom because you kept auntster posting

>>42419424

>>42419424
>>42419479
Sexy old ice women make me burn with the heat of passion

>I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm fucking tired, and I work with fucking children.

>>42419556
>I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm fucking tired, and my work is fucking children.

What are the Sabbath power rankings? It should go according to the degeneracy of each branch.

>>42419631
shiro is probably the most powerful. At the very least her witches are on par with most baphomets.

>>42419445
At least dad would be glad mom is with us again.

>>42419638
Ropurotto (Awakened) is more powerful than Shirokuto individually, but the branch itself isn't that strong.
Shirokuto has strong witches but low numbers.
Kuroferuru or Bapho-sama probably has the strongest branch in terms of aggregate power.

>>42419180
no, its the loli monster that must fear me.
im not into fucking them like other anons but they are just too cute for me to not pamper and cuddle, it will cause quite a bit of trouble for the usual troublemaker. and is a perfect setup for when id feel comfortable with sex.
anyways i haven't slept in about 20 hours and am falling asleep so expect a few mistakes in grammar.
>fox family moves in next to me
>as introductions happen their youngest make a few comments about me
>the fox hag knows
>her husband knows
>i know
>the loli's older sister knows
>the rest of them never thought that she would jump right into action at a young age because the past few generations have only been old age matchups
>play along while giving a "dont worry" look to everyone else
>as expected she regularly comes over
>always tries to get sex but i just shrug it off by distracting her
>"i think your tails need to be brushed, we cant have them going flat. they need to be taken care of"
>"are you hungry? i can cook something"
>"you seem tired. why not sleep over here tonight, your parents have already said its ok"
>"there are some sweets in the kitchen if you want"
>as she gets older she tries harder and harder to catch me off guard, but i never let my guard down.
>she turns 18
>comes over to my house after the birthday party
>"i noticed you didnt eat much today. want something? i can make your favorite."
>its a lie, but years of conditional training kick in before she can make a move and her stomach starts to growl. "i-i guess..."
>we eat dinner together, her slightly chubby face made from all the pampering is glowing with delight
>finish dinner, she is sneaking up on me while taking care of the dishes
>"you know that movie you've been looking forward to? it released today and i preordered a copy"
>she stops and has a sour look on her face, quickly dropped as she asks "can we watch it please, anon?"
>"of course. i also baked some desert earlier."
>sit on the couch together while watching the movie. she's eating some desert and i brush her tails. too zoned out to even think about making a move
>after the movie she goes in with a desperate attempt to finally have sex while further falling for her conditional training "its a little late, can i sleep over here tonight?"
>"im sure your parents wont mind, lets go upstairs"
>finally throw her something that she isnt trained on
>"now wait out here while i change, ok?"
>she remains calm before becoming incredibly smug when i enter the room
>drawer opens, she gets into position
>clothing is taken out of the drawer, her hand reaches for the handle. but she must not rush.
>with sound of a shirt being thrown into a basket she starts to salivate.
>with the very faint sound of pants being thrown she barges into the room and knocks me onto the bed before jumping ontop
>"FINALLY. IVE FINALLY GOT YOU, ANON"
>"YEARS OF PLAYING YOUR GAME AND I HAVE WON!"
>"you did win, didnt you?"
>slight giggling from the fox hag and her husband next door as they could hear her say it, they celebrate in the only way they know how.
>barely a word is spoken for the next hour as it happens. her tails shaking from the movement as if they are just pieces of fabric.
>if a member of the order were to walk into the small town they would assume that someone is being murdered due to the noise.
>in the aftermath, we are both very tired. she can barely stay awake while muttering.
>"y-you planned this. didnt you?"
>"why do you say that."
>"to any monster tonight would have been a perfect date. a good meal, a few hours of quality time together, and then vigorous sex.
>"you had everything i liked tonight and knew i couldn't resist"
>"well, i might have had a few plans."
>"hah... bastard. i'll... for this..."
>she fell asleep.
>put a blanket over her and grab one of her tails to hug while falling asleep myself
>the marriage news wont really NEED to be broken to her parents tomorrow. but its still courteous to talk about it.

>Hit puberty
>Fuck old fox lady next door
>Had to marry her back then
How the fuck was I supposed to resist her?

An unsheathed cursed sword may not be sheathed again until it has tasted cum

>>42419803
You can't.
Just enjoy yourself anon.

I don't really come here anymore but here's the full story.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/v1_Eng.htm
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/niji_eng.htm

The only thing I miss is probably crayonfag.

>>42419803
This is peak couple performance

Dead

>>42419910
>>42419911
Impatient hivemind.

>>42419734
Agreed. Shiro has the highest overall quality, but Kuro isn't that far behind.
Ultimately I think Bapho-sama's is the strongest. It's by far the largest, the most varied, the one with the highest resources, and seems to have high quality too, boasting the largest number of accomplishments.
WG3 also calls Bapho-sama's the "first and foremost" Sabbath.
Shiro and Kuro are among the top, but I think Bapho-sama's is the most powerful of all Sabbaths.

>>42419911
I want to become a zombie farmer when the portals open

I'm late to the party, but holy crap the Voso ending from Magus Anon actually happened. I awaited aeons for this moment, feels good to be alive

>>42419910
*clack* ? more like *cuck*

>>42419947
Ah the simple life of herding your zombies while they eat some grass and wild rabbit

>>42419947
Be careful though, you don't want to deal with a herd of Wights after years of pumping them full of mana

You have to eat all the rice.

>>42420002
yes i do

>>42419987
Man i can't wait for this shit meme to wash away
Wights are an S plus tier mamono species, i'd hate for them to become associated with subhumans

>>42420002
>zombies start to whight after a time
>they still pretend to be zombies to get loved and cared by the farmer
>the farmer keeps doing his daily routine years later without knowing that he's herding a horde of whights

>>42420032
Just ignore and report like always

>>42419910
Imagine hearing the sounds of a Wights heels steadily getting closer as she chases you through her dark manor.

>>42419631
I think the original baphomet sabbath, kuro and renrushka are the only branches focused on combat, with bapho and kuro outright said to be focused on developing dark matter bombs and other wmds for the DL. Shiro's branch strength is just consequence of their extensive research focus into the nature of magic itself. Renrushka answers directly to a god (Hel) but nothing else about her branch is known. Grelia and that gyaru sabbath are probably the most popular, since they're the mge equivalents of the WHO and social media, and Runya is a librarian who probably answers to Shiro

>>42420082
Imagine a barefoot Whight chasing you instead

Aeiiiiiii I’m going insane! Insane for wendigo pussy!

>>42420094
Now we're talking. Naked Wight chasing a burglar who bit off more than he could chew, or just playing around with her husband who's trying not to get caught.

>formerly known as Wightfag
This meme drama shit is stupid and I want no part in it but I get a laugh out of kc going esl and calling someone wightfag on his official site. It just really sums up how dumb it all is.

>>42418823
I want to make a plushie of her as an anonymous gift. Seems like a fun project.

>>42418084
for dominating

>>42416463
i NEED a gently dominant mamono wife who makes me call her some silly or embarrassing nickname in public. won't respond to her name but she's happy to answer to 'momma'!

>>42418084
Dorks.

>tfw ywn be the dirty stray some older monster picked up when she saw you begging in the rain

>>42420523
Kek that image made me laugh, thanks anon.

Been gone since 2017 and see KC posting about shit I knew had to be related to this thread. Love to see things never change. If only we had gotten more than five new girls since then. KC is as bad as Togashi and Miura were.

Been gone since 200 B.C. and see Druella posting shit, I knew had to be related to her not having a husband. Love to see things never change. If only she had responded to my love letters since then. Druella is as bad as Deonora is.

>>42420619
>B.C.
Before who?

>>42420632
Before Cheshire

>>42420691
HEROINE EROTIC
I wish I could have monogamous relationship with Wilmarina.

>>42420505
"Hey (name) would you- "
"Hmm?"
"Um... (name), could-"
"What was that?"
"... M-momma, could you help me carry these bags, please?"
"Oh! What a polite young man you are. Of course I will, sweetheart~ just grab momma's hand and she'll be happy to carry all of that for you, okay?"

>>42420691
I keep trying to find the official heroine figurines, but all the ones I buy just end up being tiny living dolls and fairies in cosplay. Please help, a man can only handle so many onaholes/wives.

>>42420505

>>42420755
Momma >>> Mommy

>>42420668
>Fawn-tasia
heh

>>42420691
the pain of owning the paizuri elf but you cannot paizuri

I don't know how easy it is to make one say it, but if I hear a Hellhound or other dom monster say "I love you", I will instantly cease all resistance and start actively mating with her.

TRANSgalactic, TRANSsapient, TRANScended TRANS monster """girl""" hags. Oh yeah.

>>42421009
some bogeys have a cord on the back you can pull to make them say it

>>42421043
But how dominant are Bogeys usually?

Barbecue Hellwan where.

>>42421049
it's directly proportional to how sad you are

>>42421081
ah the perfect healer for me, i get hurt, i suck on titi and i hurt no more and get warm milk

>>42421049
>relatively well-adjusted husband
tends to bottom, loves to be used by their hubby however you like but generally adjusts to your preferences
>depressed husband
the most tender, gentle, loving dommy mommy. makes you let her do all the work, non-negotiable cockwarming before bed, plays therapist while you cuddle and gently strokes you while you cry, etc.

>>42421056
I'm not a jolly guy, but a loving dominant wife would really cheer me up.

>>42421043
>tsun living doll hates it when you pull her cord and she says deredere stuff
disgustingly cute and i'm for it

Which monster do you like the least?

>>42421265
troll.
ugly uncanny valley feet and hands

>>42419739
Nice, i like it even if some could call it grooming

>>42421265
Dark elves because i hate femdom.

>>42421280
gay

Do you think there are Bogeys with zippers?

>>42421309
STICKY FINGERS

>>42421280
Looks like we got the king of shit taste around here

>>42421265
Giant slug. The sticky mucus bit is a real turn off. Also I'm a hips/thighs guy and she doesn't have either of those. If I wanted a sticky wife I'd take a toad since she has thighs at least, or a slime because they can control their goop. And if you care about the salt turning her into a loli, just join the Sabbath.

>>42418064
after I seed her and her sister's womb. her family is important to me too. our bond would be as tight as her ass.

>>42421324
Lmao all the p’orcs in the stands are just copy-pasted cardboard cutouts of the same one
>all the other p’orcers are too busy with their husbands to watch the fight so they make cardboard cutouts of the last single p’orcer to fill the stands

When was the last time KC posted something on his twitter account that wasn't drama?

>>42421342
all the real p'orcers are siting on the hill on the other side to get the handsome rangers watching the fight from there
no one wants to seat at stand where there's no handsome single boys, but warchief said it can't be empty

>>42421370
Fanart, Phoenix.

>>42417389
>find the sleeping vampire
>throw a firecracker into her coffin
>hold the lid down

>>42421342
Please, no red blooded P'Orc would turn down seats at the arena!
Its every little one's dream to fight it big in there and get a nice trophy hubby!

how do I stop that huge titted bimbo next door from mooing so loud it wakes me up at night?
I know it feels good but she needs to contain herself.
Just get a boyfriend if you want to feel good, jeez louise.
>>42421397
now that's what I call a party to wake up the dead

>>42421412
be the change you want to see and touch the cow (do it now!)

>>42421422
I might do it fucking later.

>>42421395
>Fanart
Retweeting isn't 'posting'.

>>42421425
do it, or she'll do it

>>42421431
Gotta be careful about them Dire monster girls.
They're big and aggressive.

>>42421444
and forcefull I hope

>>42421370
Last night

Tiers of canon

Tier 1 - The books.
Tier 2 - Stuff KC said outside books using a in-universe framework
Tier 3 - Other stuff KC said unprompted
Tier 9 - Stuff KC said due do someone's question or comment.

>>42421431
Complete /d/ abomination

Hors!

>>42421489
Press X to whistle for your horse.

If you HAD to choose between one of the “parasitic” monsters (cursed sword, matango, slime carrier, roper) which would you choose?

>>42421480
Tier 0 - The underlying philosophy of the setting

>>42421489
hoss

>>42421444
I yearn for mosnter girls that speak no human language, and don't even get the concept of wearing clothes.

>>42421503
Actually, yeah.
Everyone should use that page where KC explains what MGE caters to and what isn't allowed as the main canon above everything else.

>>42421459
Well yes but only if you don't go along.
Then they stop playing 'nice'

>>42421511
They do speak the language of love.

>>42421511
you wish to return to zhe monke?

>>42421528
forget about the girls crawling out of horror flicks, the girls crawling out of solo porn are the new in
>>42421523
>They do speak the language of love.
I am profficient in that one, we are sure to have a nice debate.
>>42421525
yes

>>42421501
Centaur girlfriend that can teleport and ignore the laws of physics in general.

Maybe kc hot tired of mgs

I mean wouldn't you?

>>42421578
I wouldn't get into them if I could get tired of them.

>>42421550
don't forget climbing vertical walls, that's a classic
way better than a car

>>42421550
>go to the irs to do some stupid shit
>your centaur gf gives you a ride
>stupid trash pandas there are slow as usual
>wonder how is gf doing waiting for you outside
>look out of the window
>she's doing hoss pushups again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF_--w5DCAs

>>42421578
He's a Japanese wageslave, he's probably tired of living

>>42421611
I don't think your gf's knees should bend that way.

>>42421638
how else would she do her signature dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2pDCx-oLZw
(she sings "hello my baby" while doing it)

>>42421502
cursed sword, but I'm going to look for a living armor and a centaur so I have the complete set

>>42421502
cursed sword, because you get a cool endgame sword and a cute yandere, clingey wife
>>42421647
I don't think it's humane to make a poor centaur carry 3 people including one heavily armed knight

What's an interesting fantasy environment you wouldn't mind living in with mamano? My example would be
>Subterranean civilization based around an underground freshwater lake, rivers connect the lake to other underground areas and eventually the sea/ocean. Mix of water based (nereid, nureonago, otohime) and subterranean (dwarves, wurms, delves) monsters
It'd be comfy to traverse the lake by boat and see all the elaborate stone carvings of the infrastructure.

>>42421644
>(she sings "hello my baby" while doing it)
That's the song reserved to Mucus Toads.

>>42421672
Sky islands.

>>42417389
>find vampire lair in daylight
>lift lid
>drop filthymexicanfood fart
>close lid
>go home, wash ass, wait for sunset
Chesh GF approves

>>42421672
Lake city like in the hobbit.
You'd get all the city dwelling monster girls, like succs and demons and dark mages, but also since it's close to the nature - beast girls from forrests and swamps.
But the biggest difference - would be all the water dwelling denizens, like sahuagins or mermaids living in the lake: houses in the lower parts would be modified to accomodate water monster girls - I imagine half of the floor would be missing, creating a home reservoir for the wife to spend time in, while the husband does the stuff on the dry floor. Of course at any time they can hop up and down.
Since it's a perfect environment for such couples - they would make the largest part of the citizens, but the booming economy coming from incredibly easy and developed water transporatation of goods would bring in other settlers - usualy occupying parts of the town higher up, their tasks would propably be the maintenance of the upper parts, land based transport for goods from neighbouring farms and so on.
That's the main theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3jyZjb3Kgs
>>42421678
how would it sound with their french accent?

>>42421657
have the cursed sword turn the woman into a loli to fit when riding together. imagine and watch Bofuri S2.

>>42416645
That's when you flip her skirt and give her oral

Which monstergirls tuck you in and make you breakfast after a brutal raping?

>>42421852
they all do, that's basic savoir vivre

>>42421852
Hellhound if you don't mind rare steak for breakfast.

>>42421672
A research outpost/small settlement in a boreal mountain valley centered around a crater lake. 45 degrees latitude or further north -- like Manicougan-Uapishka if it was three hundred miles north and a mile higher in elevation. Bitter, bitter cold but densely forested.

I have a comfy fantasy about moving to work in a small laboratory in a place like that to study gene expression under extreme developmental conditions or something and getting snatched up by a big fluffy snow-loving mamono. Bunyips, yeti, cold-water mermaids & sahaguin, glacies, tsurara-onna & etc.

>>42419839
I find it interesting that dry fishing/snuff comes up even more than NTR. I imagine that must’ve been an issue in the earlier years, because people love to pair fatal sex with monstergirls. So much so that MGE is notable as the one setting where it won’t happen, no exceptions.

>>42418163
It already says homosexuality isn't allowed in the original rules

>>42421970
are there no gay men in mge? that's a shame, fujoshi mamono furiously masturbating in jealousy is a hilarious thought