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She knows how children taste

Those things must really impact your peripheral vision.

Let's assume somebody puts a gun to your head and forces you to marry either Rin or Sakura.

Which do you choose? The bitch who is unpleasant all the time but will not harm you physically, or the ticking time bomb that's nice to you for years but may explode with jealous insane rage without a warning?

>>4242344
Rin because she's hotter.

>>4242344
Rin in an instant. I prefer living in mild disconfort than worrying that I could die at any moment.

>>4242344

Let's put the other options on the table too:

- Calm and reasonable ideal waifu who is with you for two weeks and then leaves you forever
- A "you can't believe she's not underage" pedobait who actively tries to murderkilltorturerape you forever
- Your mom

>>4242344

Can I take the bullet? Is the bullet an option?

>>4242353
>>4242356
Well, fuck, Fuji-nee's pretty fucking hot. As long as there was sex, I'd be all over that.

>>4242344
Sakura because kuohai.<3

Time is cruel.

>>4242377
Fuji-nee is like a really cute pet.

Rin.

I'm not into worms or losing arms, personally.

Depends on the terms of the marriage, really. But it's closer than it might look at first.

If it was just regular marriage where I keep my own liberties, Rin. I would probably get used to her bullshit over the years, and if not, I could divorce her without her killing me in revenge. It's a cowardly choice, but I'll rather be a coward than wormfood.

But Rin has a thing with control. If this was either a mental obedience compulsion like in that one route that's locked in a Bad End, or a "you can't leave me or Saber will die" thing like in the end of UBW, then fuck that femdom shit, I'll take my chances with Sakura and her insatiable wormhole. At least I'll get a few years of coy cuteness and great sex before the inevitable disaster comes.

Out of the other choices, Illya is clearly the worst and picking Saber is cheating. Taiga would be disturbing, she's cute but it would be very much like fucking somebody's mother.

>>4242538
Don't you mean that Ilya is clearly the best?

>>4242538
>Taiga would be disturbing, she's cute but it would be very much like fucking somebody's mother
You say that like its a bad thing, You look at porn and think I could fuck that, chances are they have kids, then what?

>>4242538

>Taiga would be disturbing, she's cute but it would be very much like fucking somebody's mother.

I'm not sure this is a bad thing.

>>4242344
Timebomb.

but what if rin was worm too?

>>4242642
Ilya will die in a year. Enjoy your mental anguish.

>>4242692

But time heals all wounds.

>>4242702
and turns you into Archer

>>4242711

Yeah... that's not so good. Is it?

>>4242714
depressive, bitter and crying inside while having to put a straight face
yeah, great

>>4242737
I'd take that route over anything else i'd do with my life.

>>4242688
fucking hot

>>4242538

IF YOU REALLY LOVED YOUR WIFE, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISOBEY HER ANYWAY

EVER

>>4242688
id her worms

>>4242344
Sakura comes with Rider. The choice is obvious. Rin's domestic skills are fucking fail.

Rin.

I won't touch the wormhole with anything else than my fucking Kanshous.

>>4242377
I like your answer

>>4242838

Two things.

About Rin. She wouldn't be bad to live with. The problem comes from Shirou being a fucking idiot. If he was able to calmly bring up rational arguments and counterpoints and discuss them with her so they could reach a decision together then she'd never really have a chance to be bitchy.

As for Sakura, penisworms isn't her fault. Kill Zouken and its no longer an issue. Sakura isn't a weak magus either. Can cook excellently. Also comes with Rider.

>>4242883
And how is Anon going to kill Zouken, if I may ask?

>>4242902
Borrow Rider of course.

Obviously my beloved waifu is Rider.
She's funny, smart, unbelievable sexy and faithful.

>>4242906
Come to think of it, why didn't Sakura kill Zouken with Rider? Incompetence and idiocy?

>>4242909
And how exactly would Rider succeed in that?

Zouken is made of a collection of warms, with some inside her body.

>>4242916
Easy, nuke both Zouken and Sakura with Pegasus.

>>4242921
Good End.

>>4242883

Mmm. I do wonder how much of Rin... being Rin is due to Shirou frustrating her and how much of it is her normal mode of operation.

If I were in a life-or-death situation with a guy who's constantly jumping in front of attacks I'd scream at him too, but somehow from the intro and brief moments in F/HA I've gotten the impression that even when Rin's got her "mask" on she still isn't all that nice to be around with.

>>4242952
Then you haven't seen her when she's in her pajamas.

>>4242952
The mask isn't 100%

i dont think any masks are 100%

so yeah.

>>4242952
Excluding Issei with whom she does not get along, everyone regards her as the school idol, and while hard to approach, considered friendly and collected.
As Shirou put it, when she raised her voice in the hall, everyone erased the event from their minds cause it was too impossible.

>>4243424
issei is a bro and can see through her veneer