/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm gonna tell gazer she's not a mono eye because of all the tenta-eyes and therefore her mind tricks don't work on me!

Reject gazer goo. Embrace shog slime

make sure to pet your friendly neighborhood kot

>>42407109
reject shog slime, embrace mindflayer muck

>>42407120
I think poor mindflayer would just be frustrated with me. I'd pretty much want to stay in human form as often as possible, and that includes for sexy times. Sure, she can tweak my mind, but she'll still have contend with my exhibitionist tendencies where I'll go out in public in human form.

Alright, Druella is hosting this year's Queen of Monsters fighting tournament, this tournament pits teams of three fighters against another to see who will make it to the top! Pick three monsters to form a good fighting team that will be sure to win first place against the other teams!

>>42407135
how did mindflayer-sama end up falling for such a pervert...

>>42406651
>get brought to your overendowed lonely auntster that you were promised to
>think that she is just going to coddle you like you are a child and treat you like a slave because of how long she has been single.
>she is actually quite like you, and likes it when you cuddle up in her lap while you two are playing games (dont ask about the logistics of this)
>parents are afraid that you two wont like each other and decide to pay a visit after a few weeks.
>get really scared when nobody answers the door
>they barge in only to find you both asleep on the couch, with a innocent smile on both your faces.

>>42407136
red oni, blue oni, ushi-oni
team oni

THINK BIG

>>42407136
9 Kamaitachi

>>42407150
think?

>>42407135
>Mindflayer-chan trying to break the Gordian knot that is Anon’s monkeybrain love for thrusting his hips into wet flayer pussy and walking on two legs
>Fails everyday but that won’t stop her from trying

>>42407160
Rude

>>42407154
Hey that's cheating! Druell-er i mean, the mystery final boss, who clearly doesn't have any ill intention of world domination by using the strongest fighters, can't handle taking on 9 fighters in one go!

>>42407135
You're just saying that because you haven't tried being a pleasure-squid yet.

>>42407136
Holstaur healer, Minotaur berserker, Hakutaku battlemage.

>>42407136
>Dark slime because the grappling ability of a slime with actual INT
>A zombie dragon given anon's underwear to sniff between rounds
>One of Druella's sisters who is salty she's mom's favorite

I need Gazer to push me down on the bed and hum a gentle song as she tenderly massages the small of my back. It's a secret weakness of mine that is sure to relax my body and send me into a pleasant and peaceful state. A rare moment of serenity from me is a true treasure in her eyes.

>>42407220
I feel like Selene could solo the entire bracket.

Monsters have very strange taste and architecture.
I go to the government building of a demon realm and there's giant stone penises with broken halos going into disembodied demonic-looking vaginas, stained glass pictures of hellhounds raping men in a burned-down order city on the windows, and chandeliers that look like a bunch of giant pairs of breasts being groped by hands.
Do monsters want to involve sex as a theme for everything or something?

>>42407411
that's why she would host the tournament after the next one after Druella fails to win the second time in her chunni Omega form or something. fighting tournaments really bring the anime edgelords out of these lims, i swear

celebrity monsters, popular with young boys, would use their fame to disarm vulnerable boys and lure them into secluded spaces.

Could I get away with just cuddling if I use a doppelganger potion on my waifu? Sometimes I need love and comfort from many directions at once.

>>42407525
just get big wives for maximum cuddle coverage

wolf before bed

So, incest aside, would momsters and monster sisters condone the boys in their family being raped, or would they form a complex social network to guard them and vet unworthy suitors?

>titania replaces your worn-out, half-destroyed, favorite onahole with a fairy wearing a tight swimsuit with a design that's similar to your old onahole

>>42407579
>Finally I’ll get some cute grandkids
Safe to say momsters are sad to see them leave the coop but happy when they return with their own nest eggs

>>42407579
>or would they form a complex social network to guard them and vet unworthy suitors?
This.
I mean you'd certainly not want your immature, hormonal daughter to get attached to some tattooed unemployed punk who contributes nothing to society, would you? Why would mgs be any different?

>>42407579
maybe pair them off with their hag friends or daughters of friends?

>>42407579
>complex social network to guard them and vet unworthy suitors?
Mhm. Mom-ono are very attached to their sons - d'you think momma Ryu is gonna let her kid get pinned down by a p'orc? Does it make sense for mother Bogey to let her son get frightened, jumped, or raped?

>>42407604
>tattooed
>unemployed
how do you manage it? tattoos are fucking expensive, man

>>42407651
Poor people are often poor because they spend what little money they accrue on frivolities instead of having the foresight to save for the future

>>42407647
But what if the porc really reeeaaallly loves him?

>>42407579
>Arch-succubus tries to autistically engineer her son's bloodline to minmax him with the greatest monsters only to have him fall for his ordinary kejourou childhood friend
>He's happy and she still gets grandkids so arch-succ considers it a victory nonetheless

>>42407665
>le bootstraps
how much money do your parents make, anon
>>42407668
Well, maybe. If she's polite.

>>42407586
I can't think of palm sized fairies without also thinking of the Pale Man scene in Pan's Labyrinth

>>42407579
>incest aside
i will not ever do so. the purest love a young boy will ever receive is from his doting older sister

>>42407668
then she dresses up and meets her future mother in law to demand for anon's hand in marriage

>>42407647
>Be ryu’s son
>Going to inherit shrine and the duties along with it
>Have to find and marry a nice ryu to continue the weather shrine
>Don’t wanna
>Go off into the woods to take a piss
>P’orc jumps out of a bush
>Says she’s gonna smash my pelvis
>Notice how thick and meaty her body is
>Fat in all the right places
>Dick harder than dragon horns
>Bend her over a stump and proceed to pound her till she squeals
>Sound attracts mom and shirohebis
>Turn weather shrine into fertility shrine

>>42407687
>bootstraps
It's literally common sense. I know a guy who constantly whines about not having enough money yet just last year spent $890 on an arm tattoo. If you can barely afford food and rent you shouldn't be buying designer clothes and expensive alcohol.

>>42407647
Bogey's kid starts crying and every distant family member on the continent teleports to him

You can hear the cooing from miles away

>>42407707
I require warrior monk P'orc in my life.

>>42407707
>shirohebis try to show their disapproval by serving pork dishes
>porc doesn't get it and loves the dishes
>hebis seethe as porc call them her best friends

>>42407707
>>42407724
Does this mean the new shrine matriarch is going to be their porcer daughter?

>>42407707
I wonder if it's nasty being a 'hebi's kid

>>42407729
yes, a very refined and graceful daughter that took lessons from granny ryu
why, she only says WAAGH every 5 sentences

New Isekai animu dropped recently, dude has a cheat tool and is esentially minecraft creative modeing a village, has a vampire wife. Elves and Angels etc, pretty good slow pace animu so far.

Farming Life in Another World

>>42407713
that's crazy. i know a guy who ba ba be bo goo goo ba ba goo ba go be go goo goo ba ba

I'm back, after a comfy Christmas and Newyear's. Hope everyone has been doing well! Voso alt ending finally here.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44342905

I've been in kind of a rut for a while now, and I've got the hankering for something more than just one shots. Planning another long, chapter based work, but I'll probably finish up a few things before then.
On a different note, I hope everyone who plans on entering the contest is busy writing! Haven't seen any entries yet, but I might have just missed them. Whatever you have, don't be afraid to publish it. Only 13 more days!

>>42407765
Ahah not him but don't be so mad about your shitty tattoos, at least everyone can see directly that you're good cattle marked for the slaughterhouse.

>>42407777
I haven't write shit yet, am I in trouble ?

>>42407784
brother ?

>>42407764
Ms. Tanuki please stop shilling your shows

>>42407777
Lucky sevens!

>>42407777
>Voso alt
Fuck yes! The number gods approve.

I’m writing, but like everything I try to write, I overengineer every detail.

>>42407787
No, not even close. I usually dick around for a week or so with the intro before I make any substantial progress anyways.

>>42407738
>dad! dad!
>what is it my daughter?
>I TOLD YOU I DONT LIKE THAT KIND OF MAN, MOM. I WANT SOMEONE WHO IS AN EQUAL.
>mom and older sister are having the husband argument again.
>*sigh* do you want to coil around me while they argue.
>NO! IN THIS FAMILY WE ONLY GO FOR MEN THAT CANNOT OVERPOWER US. IT HELPS KEEP THEM AWAY FROM FILTHY WHORES.
>can i get headpats too?
>of course sweetie.
>WHORE SMHORE. THOSE BITCHES WOULDNT DARE TOUCH HIM EITHER WAY.
>yay!

>>42407095
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
we /vg/ now

I want to sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

I will torn apart every tanuki. You will be left empty handed.

>>42407935
wow. if you did that, then anon wouldn't be able to sniff danuki breath, which would be different from how things are now

How do I get this ending?

what the hell, why is the thread's OP so weird?
>>42407777
hello Magus, thank you

>>42407777
I enjoyed that this was the one alt where Anon "lost" gracefully. It was pretty cute that they were more or less on the same page after she rescued him.

>>42407095
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
the fuck you doing

Remember: Raiju might be a rare encounter (Stormstricken Shrine doesn't count, it's guarenteed there), but that doesn't mean it never happens. Don't dump lightning resist.

>>42407777
If I was going as fast as I wanted, I'd already have it ready, but I should manage it before the deadline. There's also the anxiety of potentially being the first entrant, so I hope others are doing well.

>>42408042
I will dump lightning resist, along with water and dragon. All that matters is fire and ice. Plus her attacks are easy to dodge all you have to do is roll right as she flashes and she’ll never hit you

>>42407150
Slab Bulkhead

>>42408075
>who did you call a "niggherhound", white boy?

SEX

>>42408075
Thank the demon lord for mamano manna making the plumbing fit correctly.

Help me decide
>Anon goes to D&D at his reclusive, old college friend’s house, against the wishes of his shoggoth wife, but things take a dark turn when it’s clear he’s the only non-virgin there
>A lonesome hamlet fiddler rues the arrival of his thirtieth birthday, but he’ll soon find it a Day of Rejoicing

>>42407120
reject Mindflayer, embrace Atlach-Nacha

>>42407971
You really do not get it because it is non-canon. Canon ending is you beat the dark lord (kill) and you instead marry and make love to your plain HUMAN childhood friend.

>>42408150
Neither
>Anon and his shoggoth wife laying on couch in pajamas eating chips while watching Real Housemaids of R’lyeh talking about how their day went

>>42408125
>That hand to paw ratio
That hound is at least 4 times the size of that man

Awful attempt.
I expect you to put in far more effort than that if you want any (You)s.

>>42408188
Optimal breeding size ratio.

>>42408218
10'-14' tall seems a bit big for me to be honest.

I can do 7' or maybe even 8', especially if cow, but anything beyond that is too much

>>42408188
Or she somehow got some Troll genes in her.

>>42408229
>Hound plus troll
The smell would be too much for me.

>>42408188
They have big paws relative to their size yknow.

>Echidna firstborn is always another echidna
>After that it's species gacha
I can only imagine this leads to so many situations like "cat raised in a family of 4 dogs acts like a dog itself".

>>42408237
Okay, so maybe she's just 2-2.5x bigger

>>42408193
the only thing I want is to sex that dog

>>42408021
>where Anon "lost" gracefully
for some reason all i can think about is a old hero/final boss couple "recreating" their marriage battle for their 1000th honeymoon, but its actually a romanticized version of what actually happened because time and love changed the memories.
>hero's armor is too big as his body's muscles slowly decreased over time because passionate love making isnt suitable to maintain them
>final boss's armor can barely fit over her meaty hag body. next year she will likely need to ditch the breast plate entirely. its already terribly bent and stretched.
>open the battle with a heroic and speech from hero (what actually happened: drunk seething for two minutes because all his friends got married before the final boss)
>entering battle with the two gracefully attacking and parrying eachother (the hero wails on the final boss with his weapon for ~10 minutes, still seething, while she sorta just sits there with 100% physical resistance)
>the final boss lands a blow throw a opening that knocks the hero back (the final boss decides to cast a level 1 spell and it sends the hero flying)
>the final boss swoops in and catches the hero before he lands (the final boss walks up to the hero ready to take him back to the closest village while he's passing out)
>the two have passionate and slow sex (she takes a pity on the broken hero and nurses him back to health for the next few weeks, not trying to do anything lewd)

>>42408276
cuuuute
need a hag wife who's too meaty to fit in her old armor

There is no time to explain, get in her mouth!

>>42408276
made too many mistakes in typing this, i should really go to sleep.

>>42408293
Once I go in, I'm never coming out. She better understand that

>>42408125
don't worry, even if it doesn't fit immediately, you will grow into it, don't get too attached to pants you have
>>42408022
maybe it's some new guy, next one will be normal, and if this happens just make a normal one and ignore weird OPs

weasels.

>>42407095
I forgot this existed:
https://youtu.be/AU28LoI09ms

How would this or similar scenario playout in Monstergirl Encyclopedia instead? And to spice things up:

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for only one monstergirl and how will the monster you got will handle the Isekai "protagonist?"

>>42408441
trying to weasel their way to your pants, beware!

>hey assface, think fast
what's the correct way to avoid this maneuver being done to (You)?

>>42408164
Yeah I've always wanted to be a massive fuck-off spider

I dont know if I can turn into a human again though

>>42408604
>delivering that cake straight to the killzone
she fell for my master plan, time to finish this

>>42408604
Well if it's a holst, I don't want to attempt to outmaneuver this.

>>42408620
>holst that knows her ass is formidable enough to be used as finisher instead of her magnificent cowtits
what kind of an awesome, dreadful, powerful foe must she be

>>42408636
Nah, I'm just a slut for milk cows.

I trust her. I love her. She's quiet and submissive, so if one day she gets a little rowdy, I don't fight it. I just give her what she wants.

>>42408636
One that wears hotpants and plays too much final fantasy

>>42407067
I want an exciting life

Post pics of trustworthy holsts!

>>42408724
>2-for-1 sale

>>42408735
>No horns
>No cow ears
Definitely not trustworthy. I doubt they're even cows. I bet they're just humans larping as cows

>>42408746
If a 3DPD would try to trick me like that, I'm serving her a nice succubus nostrum spiked drink

>>42408766
Go with the holst milk option. Far more entertaining to see a bold girl because a quiet, wanting, needy cow that needs her new, large breasts milked.

>>42408766
>>42408746
human girls wearing costumes to make you think they are mamono only to get secretly nonsterized into said species and only realizing it when their cosplay won't come off is a patrician fetish and one of my personal favorites
>>42408682
truly we cannot hope to save our virginities if these fluid druids exist

>>42408803
It's entertaining, but I wouldn't want a monster girl that was formerly a human girl. Just for the fact that when she was a human, she could've been a turbo slut, sleeping with lots of guys before you. Monster girls that were born monster girls are the best option because you've got a guarantee that they're pure.

>>42408782
It's your duty to save your childhood friend from a lonely life of ugly washboard feminazi

>>42408836
most human girls are not sluts though, I wouldn't have a problem if I knew the girl did not sleep around before becoming a monster, moreover, like >>42408842 says - it's a moral thing to do, monsterizing human girls

>>42408842
Unfortunately, I don't have a childhood friend like that. I moved a lot when I was little.

Reminder that flat Tsundere's are extra vulnerable to Holst milk.

>>42408836
>>42408854
But you WANT that with certain mamono--how else will Miss Devil Bug hand over a premade harem of erotic, horny daughterus for you to impregnate with your incestuous seed?

>>42409029
Or you could just start from one Devil Bug and create your own incest infestation from scratch.
MGE isn't exactly the best setting for your used goods fantasies

>>42409026
Flat tsundere's what?

>The rare and fabled flat chest adult holst

>>42409101
Flat Tsunderes' Chest's.

>>42409101
flat tsundere's arousing washboard chest's

>>42409026
>lich starts guzzing holst milk
>several weeks later and her chest stubbornly refuses to grow
>emits seething frustrated kuu lich noises as I tease her for it while licking her delicious beestings

>Get on the couch loser, I'm playing Boku no Natsuyasumi
I swear, Gazer just keeps getting into more and more obscure games

>>42409201
Sounds like she needs other hobbies in her life, like gardening, cooking, getting head from her hubby, and knitting.

>>42409213
>Gazer tries gardening
>flowers covered in goop
>Gazer tries cooking
>food tastes like goop
>Gazer tries getting head from her hubby
>UWAAAAAH
>Gazer tries knitting
>threads covered in goop
1/4 ain't bad

>>42408854
Are you kidding ? most human girls are indeed, whores of the worst kind.

>>42409230
>Plants covered in gazer goop
Just gotta learn how to use it right. Can it be used as fertilizer, can it be used to create new flora, does it infuse special power into the plants? She just needs a lich and/or troll gardening buddy to study this stuff as part of her hobby.
>Food tastes like goop
Lots of foods taste like goop if not done well. She just needs to learn to cook with it. Can it be used in sweets and a binding agent? Is it savory and good with meats? I haven't tasted gazer goo, so I don't know. But she could experiment.
>Threads covered in goop
Maybe there's a way it can used as a magical dye for the threads if applied in the correct amounts. Maybe her knitting escapades could put even the most talented arachne seamstresses to shame.

>>42409230
>Here's your controller, bro
>hands you a joypad dripping with goop
If she can game like that, other hobbies should be okay too.

>>42408842
Ahahahahahah, no. Ni oubli ni pardon. They have no rights to be monsterized and should not get a happy ending

>>42409280
Stop tearing apart her paper-thin excuses not to get off the couch

>>42409288
Don't want her to end up fat like her jabberwock friend

>>42409260
Not gonna go further cause I don't want to derail the thread anymore, but I think shitty women are just overrepresented and the system is rigged in their favor, so finding a good girl is simply too risky when a vile cunt can easily ruin you.
>>42409286
It's preferable to give an asshole woman a happy ending by monsterizing her than watch her be the source of bad endings.

>>42409388
Yeah, I head Jabberwocky has one laptop running Dwarf Fortress, one running Factorio and one with 128 porn site tabs open on it all at the same time...

>>42409402
Well duh, she's the owner of the porn site. And she's always adding new tags and categories as her friends in Wonderland think up new, unimaginable, /d/egenerate horrors that only the most perverse minds of Wonderland could think up.

Remember that Loli Saints are for corrupting into demons and having them spend a lovey-dovey life with Onii-chan.
https://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/gallery/loliseijyo_text.htm

>>42409458
I can't read moon speak

>>42409448
So i can find real gore there ?

>>42409468
Yes, Al Gore x George W. Bush is a popular tag among the fujoshi...

>>42409468
I dunno, I wouldn't expect Al Gore to become a porn star.

>>42409477
>>42409479
Goremind

>>42409468
Yes, Miss Jabberwocky's porn site has a gore section. Click the tab for it, and your information definitely won't be recorded, your home raided, yourself taken into custody, and you definitely won't be throw into the rabid matango pit for rape correction.

>>42409504
So her site can't even beat /gif/, she's lame

Let's say Klaus Schwab and his goons win and they gon stuff us all into meat sacks as batteries, but we can live in the matrix MGE style. Would you fight it or surrender?

>>42409566
I'm sorry I wasn't listening, I was look at that woman in the red dress

>>42409566
>portals open
>internet schizos now obsess over Klaudia Schwab from WEF (World Erotic Forum) trying to turn us into mindless cum pumps for mamono

>>42409566
Trick question, they wouldn't give you a nice simulation reaching MGE comfiness.

>>42409566
I don't know, too complicated. Why fight it if it's how I want me to be ? But on the other end, this is at the antipode of what god ask from us so i have to fight it.

>>42409632
MGE*
Not "me"

>>42409617
I going to write a manifesto on how to go from Tom to TOM, glitch through walls, mindbreak cats of all species (expect the furry one) into good Molly and proceed to make an example into the nearest cat kingdom with the willing, or not, help of the local chesh. My only question is : is this seen as domestic terrorism or a normal guide ?

>>42409704
>is this seen as domestic terrorism or a normal guide ?
why not both

>>42409769
You're right, thanks. No cat should be beyond our reach brothers, in the name of Eros.

>>42409769
You're right, thanks. No cat should be beyond our reach brothers, in the name of Eros.

>>42409832
>>42409845
Dumb cats

>>42409864
Mistakes have been made. I tried to correct it as fast possible. Sorry anon.

>>42409878
Not him, don't worry about it, but maybe organize your pic folders better.

>>42409901
Or i should go to bed sooner... In the warmth of a Chesh embrace if possible.

>>42409906
dragoncels are at it again!

>>42409906
Orange tasty in milky ?

>>42409906
Oranges are one of the cutest fruits

>>42409845
Will this work against cat hags?

>>42409906
All you have to do is place an orange on a dragon's head to defeat her? Neat!
I will exploit this.

>>42409972
The age of a cat is damage multiplier

>>42409971
Say the flat gazer while fuming and seething.

>>42409832
>>42409845
you've corrected your mistake, all is well and all is forgiven
>>42409632
nothing bad to give yourself fully to good, everything bad and sad and painful to give yourself fully to evil

>>42410007
Can you make a gold farming guide as well?
I need the cash for a bigger home after getting a max roll crit on hag kot eggs

I like the idea of a dragon being all big, bad, and tough as she terrorizes the villages near her mountain, exacting tribute from there, but when she comes face-to-face with a man that proclaims his love for her, she drops her spaghetti, stutters, and acts like an awkward dork.

>>42410042
Mana cage. Really easy passif income.

>>42409704
> expect the furry one
Thank you! I *do* expect the furry one!

>>42410068
big monsters spilling spaghetti everywhere...

>>42407764
I read the manga so I hope you like generic isekai.

>>42410017
Personally, I like Gazer's bodytype.

>>42410107
Big holst spilling spaghetti

>>42410107
Someone has to clean it up.

>>42410127
Bunyip are made to be hunted down, bringed back home and loved.

I need dragon steak.

>>42410197
It's not actual dragon, right? The tour guide wouldn't lie to us, right?

>>42410221
I'm going to come up to the meatiest dragon around and ask to eat her (tail)

>>42410093
She deserves love too.

>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
Holy mother of fucking vandalized OPs

Fuck all of you for using this shit vandalized thread and validating it. You should've made a real one and told the retarded faggot OP to go kys himself.

>>42407777
Cute story. Thanks again Magus

>>42410326
Unless it gets forced in the next thread, for now I'll settle at calling OP a stupid newfag.

>>42410326
Typo, mb

>>42410400
You need to literally have zero tolerance for faggotry like this. You need to give it zero room to grow. You need to give faggots vandalizing the OP zero benefit of doubt or mercy.

Read every OP
Reject and report every vandalized OP and make a real new thread

>>42407777
I'm excited for whatevee your next long work is going to be. Thanks, magoose.

>>42410483
You don't typo a thread into a different name that people have specifically rejected for years. You don't typo a /***/ part to a thread where it never even existed. It's intentional vandalism.

>/mgt/
I had no idea that ghe Gazerfag was an outsider, please do not let this garbage happen the next thread or simply make another one

>>42409906
why is it on her head?

>>42410551
Please be patient, she suffers from dragontardation

>>42410474
cute, this will be me
>>42410490
I stand with the other Anon, I choose to belive the OP is a retarded newfag, and if this happens again I will ignore the thread.
>>42410582
dragons are wise! (just not very bright)

>>42410551
dragons are a kind of cat so it's fine

>>42410490
I'm only giving him benefit of the doubt because an intentional troll would add even more annoying shit, they're rarely subtle. If the next thread is fucked and I'm awake for it, I can make a proper one then.

>>42410594
There have been multiple vandalized OPs recently with edition shit and other faggotry. It's vandalism, either to troll or retarded crossboarder faggots forcing their shit here. It needs to stop immediedly, not "oh it's just a poor little newfag who didn't lurk, I'll react next time"

Retard this already IS the next next next time and you're still saying it.

>>42410623
first time I see it myself, at least in some time
next one I see from now on I'm making a new one immediately

You know you've permanently lost when she finds your weak spot. You'll never be able to win from the day on; unless you consider getting ravished by monsters winning.

I need some warm cuddles. This winter is unusually cold.

>>42410551
zipangu tradition to place orange on soft thing

>>42410667
that only makes it a dps race

So I'm gonna come out to my parents about liking smol baphomets and devils.

How do I do this without them getting weirded out or angry?

MGERPG UPDATE WHEN?!?!?

>>42410737
>pov: you told chesh that 'all your base' and 'le rage face' are both memes that deserve to stay dead

>>42410737
When pigs fly

>>42410737
I think maybe kc will go down the okayado route

>>42410801
Did he axe his EMG manga?

>>42410737
Who cares. New profile when?

>>42410801
I knew that MGE RPG was a mistake, even if it's a KC's dream.

>>42410846
>two years
>zero new content in the game
This is getting close to monster girl island

>dark mage turns you into a shota and rapes you
>she thinks she may have gone overboard when you start talking like impsie

>>42410857
need mommy's milkies and stick my eenie-weenie into mommy cunny

>>42410784
P'orc would make a good pilot, I think.

>>42410855
funny, isn't it?

there we go, the game, next will be the soulmates, and then and so forth
why not just do something else, if you don't like MGE?
>>42410895
oinkin piggie could never be a pilot with an ass that fat
pilots need to be agile

>>42410916
>here we go, the game, next will be the soulmates, and then and so forth
>why not just do something else, if you don't like MGE?
I am sorry, what do you actually want from this thread?

>>42410895
Time to watch Porco Rosso, again. And to cry when Marco can't go up to Heaven with everyone else, again.

Sorry. My bad. I made an honest mistake because I don't usually make the threads. Nobody noticed for 2 hours, and nobody complained for nearly 9 hours. Where were you people yesterday when Buttfuck McGee was throwing another hissy fit over soulmates and MG compatibility? (You do not need to answer that)

Lesson learned. Calm your tits. I'm never doing this again.
Hopefully next time we don't get a WoW OP image, edition, and—Lilith forbid—a link to the previous thread. And if we do, it's on you guys for not making a new thread sooner.
(You do not need to reply to this post)

>>42410924
discussing cute monster girls, writing about cute monster girls, posting pictures of cute monster girls, writing and reading greentexts and fanfics about cute monstergirls, drawing cute monstergirls, imagining yourself with cute monster girls
but most of all having light fun and posting with my friends from mgt, like I have been since finding this thread on /a/
>>42410932
I replied to your post

>>42410916
Love me some p'orc

>>42410916
thats very mean anon, she's always dreamed of being a pilot since she was a little girl and a dashing airman had to land in a nearby field

>>42410916
>pilots need to be agile
What, is she supposed to do gymnastics in the pilot seat?

>>42410942
>posting pictures of cute monster girls
ok

>>42410996
I too love me some crispy bacon
>>42410997
if that piggy wants to be a pilot, she needs to put in some work, and I can make her just what she wants to be
I got a workout regimen and a strict diet for her, and from that day on she better lives only on these two
>>42411005
she's supposed to do gymnastics on my dick
the pilot seat comes later, when she finally loses some chub and gains some constitution

>>42410997
she gonna be a crop duster? commercial? take to the border with a squadron of Porcs?

Never liked P'Orcs. H'Orcs are good.

>>42411018
fuck off

>>42410678
I could use some too anon
It's a commonly lonely winter, but far colder

>>42411046
just ignore him, and all the game posts, and all the "soulmate" posts and all the order posts, and all the irl politics posts and all the religion posts
schizos are like tulpa, you ignore them till they disappear

>>42410855
>two years
I think it's more than that

>>42410813
I don't know I havnt kept up but last I did it seems he was just going through the motions .

>>42411061
>everyone is one person

PROVE you love p'orcs!
post your family secret pork sauce recipe!

>>42411110
>he was just going through the motions .
What?

>>42411110
They're still doing the shoujou school arc, but the last chapter ended with Darling confronting the culprit (rendered in symbolic fashion ala Case Closed).
And if you missed it, pic related happened a few chapters back.

>>42411144
>do something in a perfunctory way, without any enthusiasm or commitment.

>How the penises of Western men have leapt, for a cetry, to the sight of this singular point at the top of a lady's stocking, this transition from silk to bare skin and suspender!
- Gravity's Rainbow, p. 470.

>>42411184
>for a cetry
for a century goddammit

>>42410855
>This is getting close to monster girl island
Not even close. MGI dev is a fucking scumbag that has milked his audience and then just leave it with "lmao i'm tired of drawing porn, but thx for easy money:)". On the other side - KC who can't put enough effort into his game (and MGE itself) because of full-time job and world events.

>>42411205
you're not discussing with someone who's saying that in good faith, he just wants to bash KC in hopes the regulars of this thread will stop liking MGE

>>42411205
at this point there is no evidence that KC is putting any effort into his game. And assuming he is then it's extremely like that effort has been going to struggling to learn to program.

guys if you don't believe in heaven, you're going to hell. you're going to get brutally molested by sixteen autistic succubi, you're going to get drained in the balls everyday, by a wurm. They're gonna pull your foreskin back, and they're going lick you clean, and throw you into a giant pit of lamias.

>>42411205
Anon in if there's a shred of wisdom I've gained from getting old its this:
Nearly all people are fundamentally the same.

I wanna be a trophy husband for a lilim general

>>42411235
>has been going to struggling to learn to program.
And what's wrong with that?

>lilim's husband is yandere
>she thinks it is adorable when he tries to stop her from going outside despite her being far stronger than him so he just ends up being dragged along while he futilely struggles against her body
>first time she tried using doppelganger potion to keep him busy he panicked because he thought he had accidentally cheated on her
>the frustration of having to regularly reassure him she isn't gonna leave him is outweighed by him acting like a extremely clingy lost puppy

I think the little time our wageslave-boy KC have is spent on lore-stuff and not the game.

>>42410846
Does she like it ? Playing with her fluffy ears and all.

>>42411235
>at this point there is no evidence that KC is putting any effort into his game
And that's why i say "MGE RPG was a mistake". KC literally should become a hikikomori to develop and finish the game by himself. As you can see he can't or won't choose that option.

>>42411205
>world events.
What world events? COVID? Shouldn't it actually be beneficial to game development if he is working from home?

>>42411347
No

>>42407095

>>42411247
because it's not making a game.

>>42411247
People are paying him to make a game. Not paying him so he can learn how to program.
The problem is him getting people's money and him giving nothing in return. If he was making the game without any Patreon money and there was no update, people may bitch about no new content like profiles or books but that would be the end of that. No complaints about the game cause there is no expectations of a delivery cause we are not paying him any money.

>>42410737
>>42411205
MGE RPG will never be finished because it's the 2020s and we're no longer allowed to have nice things.It's time to give up.

>>42411372
Validate your argument.

>>42411205
Then he should say so and stop taking Patreon money. Simple.

>>42411379
>>42411393
It's giving him the skills to make the game .

>>42411372
Working from home is not as efficient as you would think.

>>42411418
You can pay me to learn too if you want, kek.

Having read the Serpent and the shoemaker thanks to some Anon's suggestion, I wonder if there are any stories similar to it?
Would be happy to get any recommendations

>>42411418
Please give me money so I can learn Photoshop then.

>>42411435
>>42411444
We just speaking from my own experience , as an engineer that's pretty much I've been doing my job.

>>42411451
You get crowdfunded to go to college? Pretty good deal.

Normally I don’t like charybdis or any of the aquatic monsters really, but how am I suppose to say no to a face like this?

>>42411407
Don't get me wrong. I've been against Patreon since he created an account.

>>42411451
But that's your job. You are likely paid to learn so that you can do a job. That's not the expectation for the game. He is getting paid to develop a game and release it. There was no mention of you pay me for several years so that I can learn how to code and then still keep paying me for several more years while I develop the game.

my cow is a huge brat and a pain to deal with, but she gives lime milk, so I guess it's okay
>>42411457
the kokoro strike, a formidable weapon in the arsenal of any cute monster!

>>42411477
that's not a cow, that's a womanlet!
you are sexing a green walking onahole!

>>42411477
Cows aren't green.

>>42411487
>>42411483
lies! she goes "moo" and has big bazoongers

>>42411477
You gotta round out her womb a little, that'll calm her down.

I want a heroine's tits on my face.

Hello?

>>42411506
is it memes you're looking for?

Wouldn't green goblins be closer to a subspecies of Ogre?

>>42411547
I always liked g'orcs
I still have some hope they will show up in MGE, but that would mean poor regular Ogres wouldn't get any attentnion at all

>>42411556
>I still have some hope they will show up in MGE
Nah, too /weg/.

>Oh, you think you're a wiseguy, eh?Tony, go take this clown for a boat ride. Yeah, let 'im sleep with the fishes.

>>42407777
VERY based. I'm looking forward to your next long epic.

Monster most likely to have the lowest libido?

>>42411534
I thought she looked familiar, are there more?

>>42411593
Dormouse or Unicorn

>>42411257
Literally me.

>>42411581
>Mafia guy just wants his wife's sister to get a good husband

Random thought, the panty industry in MGC is probably worth billions.

>>42411596
>Unicorns only have sex with their husband ones to twice per day
>Succubi think that this should be considered husband abuse

>>42411297
It's not even that.

>I bought this strange sex doll from a shady garage sale and now its oozing hyper realistic pussjuice at me pls halp

If you and your wife unintentionally get a son instead of a daughter, you can just give them to the dark mage shotacon cult. The beautiful daughters of Lilith will raise and groom your sons well, so you don't have to!

I love succubus !

>>42411773
>it was 8 ft tall and extra thicc
>Poor anon though he could have a sex doll and not worry about kids or a gf

>>42411784
MY SON WILL NOT BE A CULT BOYTOY
he belongs to that werewolf pack that borrowed me cash so I could buy my house - a deal's a deal

>>42411772

I want to believe. In the few nights he doesnt just drunk himself to sleep contemplating his futile wageslave existence, he thinks about portals and mge, and maybe actually write/draw something.

I have a question for you anons.
I you make a mamono family, your daughters, would you be more at ease if they are married to a /mgt/ anon or to a regular guy ?

>>42411784
nah, my son will fight in the arena, i'll train my boy up well to dominate his older, larger, monster opponents with beautiful footwork and persistance, wearing them down

>>42411822
I trust my daughterus' judgement regarding my future sons-in-law regardless of where they're from, and that they can keep them in check if there's any problem with them.

>>42411822
Just a regular guy.

>>42411455
I get grants from the government to pay for college. So, yeah, I guess you could say I'm crowdfunded.

>>42411785
>succubus
They are shit moms though

>>42411455
No
Not a single thing I learned in university was used in yhe job

>>42411822
Anon, you are way too far away with family stuff, I dont even talk to human women.

>>42411886
I wish you mge cultists would just fuck off.

Hellhound chan tries to pounce me, says "Fuggin time :D"
I go NO! NO! BAD DOG, DOWN GIRL, DOWN!
I spray Hellhound chan with water and hit with newspaper. She whimper and go ":C"
Monster Girls are feisty, yes? Is simple solution blin, just tell "No." and show them who boss is.
Is easy.

>>42411920
At least this thread is diverse enough to include someone with downs.

How do free hug stands work? Do I hug the snake or does the snake hug me?

>>42411920
Ivan...

>>42411920
Finnish Hellhound?

>>42411930
It's a trap anon...she's gonna rape you...

>>42411927
Wendigo dog didn't like that

>>42411920
Lay off the vodka, Boris. It's making you mistreat your Hellhound.

>>42407777
>blessed quads
Nice, I liked the contract part especially where she wrote part of it in English. I wonder how scandalous having sex before signing a contract is for demons. Is it like being a Christian and having premarital sex? It's cute to think they're so particular about something that most monsters don't really worry about too much. I feel like demons in general would want their first time with their husband to be really special which is really adorable when contrasted with their reputation as corruptors and followers of the Fallen Goddess.

>>42407095

>>42411596
>Unicorn
>low libido
Anon...

>>42412068
MOMMY

Is the centaur in pic related a threat? It’s hard to differentiate raw maternal urges from thirsty cradle robbers

>>42409596
She's turning red.

>>42412105
>Ride on my back
How about you ride my lap instead miss centaur?

Drunk, no chehs, feel bad. Why no portal ?

>>42412138
>Why no portal ?
Because life is unfair bro...

>>42412138
Because Hitler couldn't finish the job.

>>42412142
Wisp, not like them. I want tendies and funny kot pussy
>>42412145
I hate kikes so much it's unreal.

>>42411939
>hobey it's time for yuor rep :DDDDDDD
>no
>perkele

>>42411297
All he's doing is playing Uma Musume and video games

>>42408185
>Real Housemaids of R’lyeh
I've heard watching this show without an eldritch monster wife gives you an automatic -5 san points per episode. Once you get to -20 the show starts watching you back

Oh to be a whimsical mage making magical, mystical potions and spells alone in the forest with an adorable, intelligent owl wife…

>>42408246
>echidna raised with kakuen sisters uses her tail to swing from tree to tree
That sounds horrifying and hilarious

>>42412183
>Sauna gets even hotter with hellwan inside
>it alyws reeks of wet, sweaty dog in there
>when you jump out in the snow to cool down you have a quick session with her before going back inside

>>42407095
>/mgt/ - Monster Girl General
Is this some fucking bizarre joke? how was this thread allowed instead of making a new one?
And don't come with a fucking retarded excuse like "a newfag did it", why is a newfag allowed to make a thread with an established culture that he doesn't know or give a shit about?

>>42412224
I did it, now what ?
Not really

>>42412214
imagine how the entire tree creeks from protest after a 300kg gigantic snake swings from it, only to bounce away like a catapult when she leaps forwards with a "yupee", swating some poor harpy off the skies

>>42412224
Gazerfag had a brainfart, we already went through this few hours ago and it won't be allowed to happen again

>>42412224
Fuck off

>>42409596
https://youtu.be/T9Jcs45GhxU

>>42407579
>anon with a bully fetish
>does everything possible to get bullied
>chess club, teacher's pet, virgin walk, the works
>baffled and dismayed that all the jock and sadist mamono won't bully (flirt)
>passes their lunch tables and sports practice often
>not even a wedgie
>hasn't pieced together that it might have something to do with anon's tall, ripped jinko sisters

>>42412105
>there actually exists art of a centaur who wants you to ride her back just a bit too much

My stupid fetish is vindicated. Saved saved saved saved saved.

>>42412236
I assume the mge world has giant fantasy prehistoric trees that can handle her weight. Or her mother helped her work out some spells to let her keep up with her sisters. Makes me think of teenage lamia getting complexes about how their tails have or haven't grown in the same way human teenagers get complexes about their bodies

>>42412265
He's asking for an especially stupid gyaru werewolf to become his forced girlfriend. While considering herself lucky to snag a single guy in time for teenage romance and being blissfully ignorant of why no other monster has tried so far

Bros...I...
I should not have gone to that abandoned military complex...why did I even agreed to do this fucking Urbex...

I cummed too hard in my daughter and twisted my left nut, currently in the hospital, being treated by unicorn lolis, wish me luck

loliwans and lolinyans on my face pls

>>42412282
Holy shit thats a BEEG snake

I LOVE KEJ !

>>42412236
>300kg
closer to 1000kg

>>42412378
I want to turn into a beastly tentacle monster and force myself on a kejourou!

>>42412399
you'd need a group of people to untangle you afterwards

>>42412378
I want a curly haired kej. She'd have to pry me off her hair whenever we're not washing or bathrooming.

>>42412312
>tfw no undead gf to liberate me from international cliques and financial profiteers

>>42412486
Ms danuki will take care of you, just eat the bugs.

The portals have opened and you now have your monster wife.
What are the challenges that come with having a monster wife like you? Are strairs a problem? Doorways too narrow? Ceilings too low?
Or do you have some problems adjusting to the life in the land where the monsters originate from?

>>42412520
I have to explain to my christian parents, that their granddaughters will be manticores.

>>42412520
I don't see problems besides minor things like opening jars, which she leaves to me.

>>42412520
The monsters I like are humanoid for the most part so I doubt there would be much turmoil. Apophis may cause issues especially because I live in a cold country. I do wonder how lamia and other similarly shaped species would cope with how dirty and rough modern urban roads are, can't have an echidna or tritonia trying to navigate through broken glass.

>>42412520
>Raiju
I dunno, maybe aside from a blown fuse every now and then, it seems rather simple compared to a spiderfucker or something

>>42407777
OMG, it's finally here. You are a gentleman.

If you wouldn't marry a titanoboa lamia you're a pussy

>>42407095
Hors

Lil' magic hugs!

Taking your cu sith for walks!
Getting her a nice collar!

>>42412684
Loli witch wife...

I see we let the /v/niggers have a thread.

Big booby baphs

>>42412782
?

>>42412785

>>42412805
Greilia's research is really paying off, she should keep up the good work.

>>42412785
>>42412805
The only kind of baphs I'm interested in

Oppai occultism, the forbidden tome

>>42412789
they're pissy about the thread OP despite it probably being done by the gazerfag.

Even though no one asked for It, here's an Eros mode Manticore

>>42412854
they might have a point but this is the only 'general' i frequent so the deeper meaning is lost upon me. still, one doesn't need to understand things to comply with them.

>>42412857
my dreams asked for it

>>42412857
bet she'll forcefully take your out on nice dates

>>42412857
Made for kissing both the mouth and the tail.

>>42412857
Now we have eroscore, we need a maracore!

Finding your succ wife old schoolbook containing her chuuni womb tattoos doodles she did while bored in class and draw it on her while she recovering from a post sex afterglow for her to see in the morning.

>>42412927
What's this bun doing on the dirt?

What cliques are there in MGC High?

>>42413004
beware the group the pharaoh leads

>>42412857
>Some manticores who worship Eros hold the belief that a man's essence tastes better when "aged" by plenty of romantic dates and courtship. They consider themselves sommeliers, and can sometimes act snobbish compared to their normal counterparts, who don't understand why they would go to such lengths to bed a man when rape is much faster. Though there is much debate on the subject, there's no conclusive evidence that either side is right or wrong.
>Those devoted enough to receive a gift from the goddess change physically. Aside from the obvious change in color, their tail will no longer produce venomous spines, but the fluid inside will start carrying the same effects on skin contact as the venom does when injected. It's a true reflection of their personality, cruelty being replaced with affection, while keeping the same ravenous desire to milk their husband endlessly.

>>42413034
I have seen the pharaoh and she is cute.

Best mg of 2023?

Maybe kc doesn't like mgs anymore

>>42413138
(You)

>>42407777
I'm very sad that it's over, but I'm glad I got to read it. I really liked Voso. She deserved a happy ending.

>>42413113
that sort of talk is gonna end with you stuck on a bed whilst she uses her god voice to whisper in your ears

>>42413142
and then Anon was a alp

>>42413034
gyaru or student council pharaoh?