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Maids are olev

>>42393338
Eh? A monoeye? What are you doing? What's that book for? Do you want to die?

simply put, we need to go dorkier.

Monoeyes used to receive a lot of love from these threads.
I wonder what caused their decline in popularity.

>>42393359
>Do you want to die?
Yes.

I think I'm in the wrong cave bros...

8 foot tall emotional support hellhound to shove my face into her chest fluff whenever I start having self deprecating thoughts!

>>42393081
She's bound to be calmer after the first baby is born.
>>42393377
I wonder. Gazer is still popular, but it's a shame Cyclops doesn't get much attention nowadays.

Gazer is cute

Alps are cute and devoted, I would gladly impregnate one with my seed

>>42393392
So I just live in there then?

>>42393406
もふもふ

GEIZAH!

I love Lilims !

>>42393338

>>42393406
Isn't this like really gay

>>42393406
didnt ask

>>42393462
its only gay if you're the Alp

Big Snek

I want to pull a Griffon's ahoge

>>42393338

>>42393398
I'd like one of Gazer's eye stalks to milk me dry

>>42393523
prefection, only thing better would have been her tits almost over flowing the bunny suit

>>42393523
What's the appeal of jabberwocks ?

>>42393614
purple's nice

>>42393338

I WANT TO FUCK A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO CUM IN A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO MARRY A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO HUG A BAPHOMET
I WANT TO SNUGGLE A BAPHOMET

>>42393614
A big lovey-dovey dragon who is purple

>>42393629
>>42393635
Oh I see, thanks for the reply anons

Gunkot

>>42393669
Gunfox

>>42393614
/d/ragon

It is real hag hours

>>42393728

>>42393728
Touch the Hag Cow.

shit thread

>>42393753
>>42393762
perfect softness

>>42393766
Rude.

>>42393766
Found the lolicon.

>>42393785
I'm sorry

>>42393787
No I like hags too
Loli hags

>>42393791
You're forgiven.

>>42393392
Would she look like something like this, that she would be a Eros Hellhound.

>>42393791
Go to the Hag Church and ask the Mother Superior to forgive you.

>>42393452
Same.

>>42393851
I want to enlist in their army...

>>42393421
Fox mofu lovers have a chance to get clean at least, Hellwan mofu addicts are incapable of quiting because it has addictive properties. Plus she has strong paws to prevent you from escaping.

>>42393869
How can I ever hope to beat hags when they're this powerful?

>>42393903
Impregnate them and you'll win.

>>42393882
No! Anon, you're just going to end up as a """morale booster""" for the troops!
Or even worse, you'll be that lilim's bedwarmer she comes back to after a long and stressful day! She'll expect backrubs, and cuddling, and gentle cunnilingus! Anon, don't do it!

>>42393903
Box of wine and an evening of Faye Dunaway films should do the trick.

>>42393916
>impregnate a meaty hag MG
>she gets even meatier and smug

>>42393527
I want to pull a Griffon's tail

>>42393938
And then?

>>42393935
If you consider just how fertile hags are there truly is no hope of beating them

>>42393928
True, nobody would like to be treated in such manner...Ha...haha...ha...

>>42393945
seggs

>>42393928
That's just a myth. I assure you that my monster superiors have the utmost respect for their brave human soldiers and they certainly don't treat them as bedwarmers but as honored equals!

>>42393945
Wing burrito

>>42394035
this is why winged girls are superior

>>42393882
Me too. Being the gunner of a heavy machine gun duo with a kiki would be really comfy

>>42393928
No, not everyone is like you and have no spine.

>>42394035
Do you guys think wing girls have a way they fold their wings? Like when you lace your fingers, and it feels funny when you do it one way but not the other? I imagine that there are left and right wing dominant birbs, where they stack a certain wing higher than the other when they burrito their husbands.

Whsts different in the new python?

>>42394255
She's got new functionality for coiling up around you when she's cold

>>42393892
>try to pull away
>she growls and licks my face more aggressively
Hellwans are scary

>>42393928
I’m going to call this lilim a dork as I massage her.

>>42392448
This guy draws really pillowy and smooth looking girls, fug. Draws some amazing vulva too.

I'm going to reenact racacoonie with my danuki daughteru

>>42394482
looks like AI to me

>>42394482
>>42394600
Same, arm is too long and the shoulder is completely disconnected from the body.

Level drained by a dormouse...

>>42394600
We fuck you too

>>42393570
>I'd like one of Gazer's eye stalks to milk me dry
how

>>42394671
Naw that little mouse bitch just makes you tired and makes you want to sleep with her, they’re too OP man.

>>42394600
>>42394661
lol

lmao

>>42394671
https://youtu.be/0LNZ4S_ToQQ

Why are dogs like this?

>>42394692
Have one of them coil around the shaft

>>42394802
They're horndogs.

>>42394802
>>42394823
>no dog monster to shove her face into you to sniff and lick you all over when she goes into heat

>>42394882
>licking and panting all over while she humps and grinds herself against you

>>42394661
You can tell it's not AI because the sign in the background has legible text. AI just does squiggles that don't mean anything.

I will never lose to succubi

>>42393928
This is written like an Alp

Shoggoth murdering Kiki so she can have master all to herself and be the real best maid!

Shoggoth NTR'd by ordinary household utensils

sorry

>You have to marry me now.

>>42395499
sally always remind me of kyoko and i read anything with dialoge of her in her voice.,

>>42393338
When I die, I'm going to Mofu Heaven.

>>42395499
>nurenonago diligently reading through book of jokes trying to trick anon into smiling at her

>>42395592
Sounds like a very comfy place

>>42395499
>interrupts your lunch to do "battle" with you
>loses to a simple thumb wrestle
>now you have a sally wife
suppose it's better then them carrying swords around the office

>>42395499
>having sex with your salamander wife after you defeated her in thumb wrestling
>she's still trying to grab your hand for rematches while she's getting plowed

>That win doesn't count you used the OP character!

>>42395632
>ok, then what's an acceptable character?
>that one!
>the one that get's hard countered by your main?
>I mean, I wouldn't say HARD countered...

・－・・ －－－ ・・・－ ・

>>42395632
git gud scrub

How come no one likes the Elemental girls?

>>42395721

>>42395764

>>42395758
doromes are pretty good

zipangu households often come with a free zashiki warashi

>>42395758
I have no idea. Old art bias?

How do I resist fucking my apophis nemesis? I don’t wanna accidentally knock her up and have to explain to pharaoh mom that I was too weak willed to deny her advances

>>42395914
i'm pretty sure getting your cum inside her counts as a win if seth and horus antics are anything to go by

>>42395914
You can't resist knocking up your enemies, it's natural

>>42395914
>dark mamano realms are dark during the day
Having your kingdom turn into that is actually pretty bad.

>>42395937
i don't know about living there but it's great place for a seedy vacation

>>42395914
Why does a snake need such big boobs

>>42396007
tempting fellows into strike/coil distance

>>42395758
oh, to be a geologist oogled by lava golems, earth elementals and doromes as I become incredibly interested in the age of the local earth.

>>42396007
why not?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42395758
i like ms tsurara's candor

>>42393338

My poor adventuring party full of long-lived monsters has been acting weird for some reason since I showed them that I got my first grey hair.

The mamono occupation was terrible. Hordes of monstergirl barbarians leaving behind schools, hospitals, libraries

>>42396104
the real adventure is visiting every inn and love hotel across the world (and various adjacent spirit realms)

>>42396075
i love akagi in this guy's style

>>42396162
I used to have a job, now I just spend all day chasing hellwan pups getting into everything, at least money is no longer a concern as there is no real economy anymore since these strange plants and wild critters are every where and easy enough to grab some food if you want, sex and mamano manna make it not needed but it's still fun to eat in between rape sessions. I'll never forget the day my wife came in her loin cloth and smashed in my door to marry me.

>>42395914
Just explain to her that you've brought her mortal enemy under your sway, and that you've corrupted the apophis bloodline with your mighty seed.
And pray that she's too tech-illiterate to find the video of you double peace-signing from inside her coils covered in bite marks on SCALED.com

>>42396075
perverted child-sniffing dog!

>>42396379
child-sniffing dogs are essential to cracking trafficking and smuggling rings

>Speak to danuki merchant
>Ask her what her prices per hour are
>She acts upset that I'd think of her as a prostitute, but she also loves money
>She gives me a price per hour
>Hire her for an hour
>Go to secluded place
>She starts undressing
>Tell her to stop; that it's not necessary
>Tell her I just want to sniff her breath
>She confused and weirded out but agrees
>Do just that for an hour
>Thank her for her time and leave
>Repeat this for a few more days

>Ask her for overnight price one day
>She's thinking "finally! I'll get some real action this time!"
>She low balls a price to make sure it can happen
>Pay up and meet her at her place that night
>Some breath sniffing
>Cuddle and go to sleep
>She's disappointed
>Tell her to wake me up when she wakes up
>She gets a glimmer of hope that I'll want to do something in the morning
>Sleep and wake up
>Start the morning off with breath sniffing
>Ask her to lick my face too
>She's thinking "yes! We're getting somewhere now!"
>Leave it at that
>Thank her for her time and leave
Blue balling a danuki while also getting my breath sniffs. I love it!

>>42396306
>in the wake of the monster girl invasion has a moneyless, classless, stateless society is left
druella was the face of the vanguard all along

>>42396397
never change breathsniffing anon

Help! I'm being bullied by mesugakis!

>>42396432
time to be a hero

My eternal wives.

>>42396399
Entirely wrong, money exists, as does class, as it should as it's a natural phenomenon, it's more like Feudalism as if you want you can do trade and business and make money, and the ruling class is The Demon Lord. communism is an abomination.

>>42396458
i guess? even if there's class the pecking order is pretty unclear. some mothman straight out of the forest has a good a chance of snagging a husband as some dum lim

>>42396439
You don't understand! I'm an adult male on my way to work!

>>42396397
I'm honestly shocked you posted a whole coherent story.
It was cute.
Do this more.
Do I wanna sniff Danuki breath! less.

>>42396458
Ms. Hound is way too close in that picture. Humans need personal space

>>42393882
I want to be a lilim general's personal comfort man.

>>42396524
don't worry i'll handle the barracks

>>42396458
the existence of monies suggests the existence of goods to be bought and sold; the need of goods to be bought and sold suggests that the people are not provided everything they need by the bounty of the earth. if all people need is provided to them, monies do not determine access to food, water, and shelter, and thus have no essential use. you will submit to your commie mamono o̶v̶e̶r̶l̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ equals, anon, and you will enjoy it

>>42396547
Need smug phantom gf

>>42393338

>>42396023
>try to take a soil sample
>soil objects
it's difficult being a geologist in the age of monsters

>>42396587
after all, it's rude to ask a ladies age

>>42396388
The friend outfits are too lewd

>I had a dream of a demon lord hag harassing an old fat man feeding ducks on a park.
>She keeps calling him "Hero" and Talking big shit about their future battle to decide the fate of the world
>old bastard doesn't understand what's going on at all and just keeps feeding the ducks
>she keeps insisting that he is the Hero of legend and that he should take his destiny seriously
>old man even more confused about what this random girl is larping about
>the demon lord then spends the rest of her evening trying to keep the ducks and the occasional duck girl away from "her Hero"
>fat bastard just waddles around the park getting increasingly concerned about the crazy old lady following him

Human men must be accompanied by a trusted monster at night hours and they can only travel and commute in open, monitored, public safe-zones during the day, the demon realm government wants to reduce rape cases if they want their city to be attractive to potential businesses in order to boost the local economy

You can tell that Gazer is serious if she swarms you with her stalks. Binding every limb, pulling you in close, and watching you from every angle. You will be cuddled. It will be very comfy.

>>42395764
Cute dork

>>42396729
>demons determine the safest spots for men, force them to stay in those areas at night
>monsters learn that those are prime husband catching grounds
>demons reassess the situation and find new "safe zones"
>the cycle repeats

>>42396175
That's a lot of mana

>>42396104
anon is about to get shota'd

>>42396458
>>42396547
Basically, KC is being optimistic and having things end in a good way instead of realism which is fine cause his intention is a happy world instead of muh realism.

What this means is that in MGE, in Mamono lands you work cause you want to, cause you enjoy it or cause you see it as duty and cause it helps you earn money to buy things that you want rather then need.

That's the distinction. By having a Mamono wife, you are untethered from having to work to live.

This is shown by how farmers can do all sorts of experiments with their lands and if it fails, no bother cause they having a wide will never go hungry or thirsty.

This is working on the idea that people will not just want to sit around and be lazy just cause their needs are taken care off.

Is this realistic? No. But hey, MGE never claimed realism plus maybe becoming an Incubus helps you have a new pov on things subconsciously so you don't have human nature being a thing that can lead to well the being lazy and just doing nothing.

>>42396900
doesn't really seem like anything that bad would happen if everyone with a mamono wife actually did decide to just sit around and be lazy. nothing wrong being a lazy hedon

>>42396900
>This is working on the idea that people will not just want to sit around and be lazy just cause their needs are taken care off.
no, he covers that too. Class is a bit weird too because we know gods are around and pretty approachable.

>>42396933
Absolutely Bacchuspilled. Take your satyrwife and go

>>42396848
Spellcaster anons need party members with large mana tanks so that they can refill their own pools at a moment's notice.

Livestraming yourself walking through a designated raping street as a single man!

>>42396933
>>42396936
KC does include the option to just be lazy and do nothing but have sex but it's quite telling that for his nations, people are doing things rather then doing nothing.
There are even magics that allow it that you an Incubus husband could have sex with all of your harem but barely anytime had passed in tbe outside world like that Dragon Ball chamber thing.

Ultimately, sure you can of your choice so nothing but something will eventually make you want to do things it seems or over time people choose to do things rather then just laze around being hedonistic.

>>42397000
From the greentexts here you can be sure most anons would do that, at least they think they would. I'd like to travel though. I'd like to travel on earth but the only interesting places are also dangerous as fuck.

Giving a homeless man a mana marker and Livestreaming how he magically disappears during midnight!

Need for baphomet wife

>>42393338

>"I'm going to force you to the ground, look you in the eye, and talk all nice to you until you stop being so stupid and go back to being stupid-cute."

Could a Monster girl bring herself to love a human man even if he was older, like say, in his 50s or so without ever having been married before and looked something like pic related? Could a Monster girl come to love an aged man well beyond his prime, who isn't in any condition to be able to bear children anymore? The sort of guy who, at his age, likely has a tendency by now to just doze off if left to his own devices for a bit sitting in a chair since seniors fall asleep more easily?

>>42397082
Yes, boomer. Monsters will still love you and fix your ED

>>42397100
>fix your ED
What the fuck how

>>42397022
giving hedonism a whirl for a decade or two sounds good but i'd probably find something productive to do after the honeymoon period is over

>>42396950
For a religion of drunkards, the Church of Bacchus is actually known to help people get jobs and is also particularly popular among diplomats, traders, merchants, etc. due to the blessings given allowing easier communication:

> Bacchist churches regularly hold wine celebrations for both the congregation and the public, and perform charitable activities that provide food and wine to the starving. Because they disapprove of one-sided charity, however, they also assist derelict attendants in finding employment.

>Bacchus promises believers the blessings of a strong tolerance for alcohol, pleasant times spent sharing wine that fulfills the lives of all involved, and successful friendships and partnerships that cross the lines of nation and race. As such, Bacchus has many adherents among tipplers, winemakers, traders, and diplomats-as well as among humans, dwarves, and goblins.

Or from the online version released with the Satyros profile:

>She is widely worshiped by people with a variety of professions, such as ambassadors, merchants, brewers, and simply those who like drinking, and she also has many adherents among races such as humans, dwarves, goblins, etc.

Though the online version uses "she", the translator notes that the original text doesn't specify Bacchus' gender and Vol. 2 also has a segment on Bacchus' gender being unknown due to several conflicting accounts.

>>42397111
mamono magic

>>42397135
I don't believe you.

>>42397129
How do Bacchus and their followers view straight-edge folk who’ve never been drunk once in their life?

>>42397151
you haven't really tried wine til you've tried bacchus wine anyway. not a huge difference.
might be pushy about getting you to take a sip though

>>42397151
ignored or a long-term project for a satyress who wants you to loosen up

>>42397151
Much like the other anons said, from what I can tell they don't hate such people or anything, but they definitely think that drinking and partying with others to unwind is good for you. Though they also seem to take a dim view when it comes to irresponsible or malicious uses of alcohol.

One of their tenets, for example, is:

>Drink wine to give life, joy, and color, and to feed the energy needed to live each day well and virtuously.

>While Bacchists believe that a good and righteous life is one lived with virtue and dedication, they also think that even the best of people grow weary when they spend all of their effort on acts of charity and take no time for breaks, creating a self-defeating rebound. All humans have a dark side, and living with dedication inevitably catalyzes an accumulation of wrath, sorrow, grudges, and envy. To effectively resolve and eliminate these tensions, life needs the joy and color of wine; as an essential diversion and restorative, it gives life rhythm. This is the most central tenet of Bacchism and the guiding principle of life as a Bacchist.

There's more on their tenets from Vol. 2 which can be found on the wiki, but Bacchus' religion seems to encourage wine as a mean to enjoy life, unwind, and most importantly, to make friends and talk things out with others. They don't shun people who don't drink or anything.

>9 fox tails
>bunyip tail in place of legs
>hellhound body mofu (without paws, human hands)
>jabber gluttony
who will stop me from creating the perfect chimofuera?
every bodypart soft and fluffy, with the ability to wrap you in fluff multiple ways.

>>42396432
man how do schools handle the rampant teen pregnancies?

>Grab Randomizer
>First roll is wife
>Second roll is wife's personality
How fucked are you?

Having a waifu makes the randomizers less fun.

I didn't get into MGs by being a normal guy. I want to explore really niche fetishes that get me going with the help of monstergirls.

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to go explore those forbidden jungle kot temples.
They are totally not guarded or anything.

>>42396397
At least you acknowledge you're fucking goofy.

>>42397573
I bet you'd cum instantly from a macuahuitl to the back.

>>42397573
I'm gonna go explore for the real treasure, the soft head priestess kot

>>42395758
their designs arent that great

>>42397573
>The temples have long since been abandoned
>Previous archeologists have married all the kots
>Kids don’t return to their mother’s post because they grow in suburbs and make childhood friends
>Take the fertility totem to sell it because maybe I can buy a jungle kot then
>Fail to notice the undead jinko guard right behind me

>>42397586
Dat stealth bonus damage.

>>42397591
Anon please, you're not ready for that soft a kot.

>>42397600
You've found the final line of defense.
Good luck

>>42397629
I'm ready for the soft kot, put me in coach!

>>42397047
Dreadful things
Mofu things

>>42397560
NOT ENOUGH SCALES OR DRAGON-LIZARD BITS AND FEATURES! LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN WOMAN WITH SHIT GLUED ON TO HER.

MORE SCALES AND SCALY HIDE!

playful ded

I refuse to believe that there are no Cheetah girls in MGE, I bet their emotional support dogirls are hiding them from us, they want them all for themselves

>>42397896
I want to nurse Ms. Lich

And nurse Ms. Lich

And nurse Ms. Lich

>>42397896
Playful ded sounds like a copyright friendly Stand name

Ears down are a sign of domestication in foxes.
You almost never see it in art, it's like every kitsune lover out there is a slut who wants an untamed fox.

>>42397903
cheetahs without emotional support dogs are the ones that are too shy to mate, dogs are there to be their wingmen

Is this the reason why you all are hesitant to talk about modern warfare?

>>42397997
because /tg/fags ruined that prospect, so either get with the program or get out
also modern warfare is gay

>>42398008
>because /tg/fags ruined that prospect, so either get with the program or get out
Or you can still continue to post military stuff like that but with MGE/monstergirl victories and superiority in mind. I do not think monstergirls are so above modern warfare what with demon realm silver boolets and a subclass of succubi literally as designated demon realm marksmen sharpshooters.

>>42397997
it's not hot or sexy and explicitly goes against the perfect idyllic life that mge is supposed to revolve around. also, military larpers are all fags

Every single one of you anons can't survive in MGE with consumerist needs to buy for the sake of buying. You get no more consumer tech, gimmicky gadgets, guns, or whatever useless thing that serves any benefit to your life. Just plain, old-fashioned, simple, great-grandpa world. Every one here is not afraid to be sincere to the point where most monsters will go up to your face and demand you have sex with them or else she'll rape you. How are you going to handle genuine and real human life?

I want to go straight to the cat kingdom and see if they have a cat only Sabbath led by a baphocat. Or a mollymet?
Baphonyaa?

>>42398065
good, i hate consumerism and fake people, and i can still build a gun

>>42397997
MGE is escapist fantasy. Who the hell wants to escape to a warzone?

>>42398032
>also, military larpers are all fags
correct

>>42398065
>you
>you will live in the cabin with me on my spacious farm, work the land, raise a family, and cuddle with me in front of the fire every night
>got it?
>noooooo I wanted to live in a pod and eat bugs and own nothing this is literally hell!

>>42397997
military talk can ONLY lead to larp faggots or grimdark.

>>42398065
Based take! Checkmate Demon Realm Statists!

>>42398108
Cope: L+Ratio+Can't survive without internet and smartphone

Having one of those times where my anxiety is flaring up and I really need Gazer.

>>42398133
good thing monsters are experts at healing, they will have alot of work to do

>>42398108
>and i can still build a gun
>Anon shows up with his shitty blackpowder revolver that took a full year to build and acquire ammo for
>Gets blasted by bandit cowgals wielding magitech guns
>Wakes up hours later hogtied in a barn
>Gets milked by the bandits

marry flat elves

>>42398141
I don’t know about that, chief. Maybe I just want to talk shop about military shit, even the fictional kind. Especially the fictional kind.

>>42398203
>And they all lived happily ever after
Good End

>>42398203
idgf, blackpowder is kino

>>42398203
those cow bandits really need a farmer to set them straight

>>42398218
>not pictured: a monster girl
Maybe you should fuck off? /m/ is an entire board where you can talk about mechs

>>42398216
Instructions unclear, married fat elf

>>42397997
Most people do it wrong 99% of the time.
>see an Xcom / MGE crossover fiction on AO3
>instead of being a fun story about monstergirls opening the portals to save us from ayys, it’s flaccid milwank

One job. If your Xcom squad in such a fanfic are humans instead of monstergirls, you did it wrong.

>noooooo I wanted to live in a pod and eat bugs
Just marry an alraune and eat out the bees that come for her nectar.

I'm going to go to sleep now and hope I feel better in the morning.
I hope I dream of Gazer.

>>42398065
Sure, I’ll miss the internet, but it was always a means to an end: to connect with people. If I can get that in MGE, I’ll manage.

>>42398028
Indont' want to read about women being superior to me. No thanks.

>>42398065
Was good until the last part. Why do you have to insert femdom on everything fucking things...

>>42398028
Or you could adapt to the thread culture and stop trying to force your military autism.
You were told why this shit isn't welcome here last time, keep pushing and you'll only get more negative responses.That's how it ended every time some faggot tried to force /mgt/ to change to his liking.

Lot of retards in the threads lately.

>>42398394
Stop staring at a mirror anon.

>>42398108
Or you can use oil+jar+fire and take as mush as possible on you. You are losing ? Break one of the jar on you and burn yourself and everything around on a big radius. It's not hard.

>>42398255
>Portals open ayys get mamano’d
>Fight between etheral and lich over who is most kuudere
>Muton and oni arm wrestling who gets to smash anon’s pelvis first
>Sectoid and join the sabbath and use subtle mind control to convince anons flat is justice much to mind flayers anger over their schtick being stolen
>Faceless being torn between joining the slimes or doppelgangers
>Chryssalids and echidnas sharing a love for one day having many, many, many children
>Commander in cahoots with lilim to send edgy human supremacy mil-fags into marriagcidal missions with minimal equipment and no ammo

>>42397997
Modern warfare is lame
>sit in a hole/behind a wall shoot a bit at someone 100 meters away, enemy shoots back, hide behind a cover move to a different position repeat 50 times, get taken out by artillery shell
wow much exciting
I want fantasy warfare.
I want Metal Gear Rising/Nier Automata style fights but fantasy.
I want bullet dodging while teleporting around to fire off sword beams. I want to be forced to fight naked because my armor got burned off by dragon fire. I want sweaty girls manhandling me. I want to ride on a dragon not in a tincan.
>>42398032
>>42398124
>>42398141
This

>>42398451
Yeah, you just want to lose because you're one more femdomfag.

>>42398470
If you can't imagine winning then that's on you.

>>42398470
change your tune already, those baits are stale

>>42398502
It's not bait anymore, it's just what I think now. Most of you are spineless bastard who want to get Dom by mommy or whatever and it's tiresome to always read about this here.

After millennia of slumber, Pharaoh has discovered the secret symbols and handsigns of her order in use on the internet, but they're using them wrong and communication with her old gang, the Secret Society of /ss/ is proving difficult.

>>42398549
Praise KEK

>>42398549
>"my goodness why do these people hate this "jew" group so bad? i just wanted to swoon over some little boys"
>(one month later)
>"ma'am! the concentrated mana bombs are ready. are you sure you want to do this?"
>"yes, that shitty "country" is going to learn what REAL love means in about 24 hours. and then earth humans will never suffer again as everyone there will be too busy with their monster wives!"

>>42398603
>Desert kingdom gets bamboozled into ousting Pharaoh and replacing her with a random Mucus Toad
>She has no idea why those autistic dogs want her to eat chicken tenders every day, but it's a comfy living

>>42398665
Oh great. Did little miss Settra just discovered /pol/, /b/, /bant/ and Twitter?

>>42398249
Look out, she's running a STR build!

>>42398699
worse, she took one look and hated how hateful everyone is but saw who's on top pretty easily.
after israel she is going to cleanse the entirety of earth with the power of mamano mana, as much as the DL protests for her to not restart the "not enough males" problem.

>>42398699
worse, /monster/

>>42398722
>The demon lord herself
>telling the pharaoh what to do
I guess even in MGE, the following does still apply;
>"Settra does not serve! Settra rules!!!"

>>42398674
Why are you calling me a dog, i just want to be happy and eat tendies made by a loving wife
>Sadpepoinbedsilentlycrying.png
I can't post the pic you got the idea.

>Feeling lonely. Head to a pet shop with solid reviews in MGC
>There's a reception area, that's weird
>Peppy Succ employee greets you.
>"So, sir, what are you looking for?"
>"Oh, uh...well, I'm not sure, I guess. I live alone and wanted some company, so I g-"
>"Say no more! Just fill this out quick application and we'll get the train moving, so to speak."
>You're confused but take the application and fill it out. Lots of basic questions. Marriage status, housing conditions, personal interests, etc.
>Must be so they can find you the best pet?
>Once it's filled out she takes the form and leaves, telling you to wait for just a few minutes. She's back even quicker than you expected.
>"Good news, sir! We got you a perfect match. You'll get to see your new home today!"
>A collar is locked around your throat. The reality of the situation dawn's on you but before you can say anything you see the one holding the end of the leash...YOUR leash.
>She's one of the smallest adult kobolds you've ever seen. Barely makes it up to your waist.
>She's got a huge, wobbly smile and her eyes are huge, wet, and shiny. She bounces anxiously and happily on her heels, little squeaks of excitement escaping her lips while she visibly fights back tears of joy.
>"Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh, he's PERFECT!"

>>42398760
Pharaoh and apophis war would be really cool and a good way to work as a merc. Only rules is demon silver on everything but military fag should go with this, inter mamono conflit are big airsoft game where you can't cheat and men/incubus soldier would be more than welcome(not as bedwarmer faggots, as a real soldier). For example you could have a Anubis and anon couple being a sniper team, Anubis would make very complicated calcul so anon can make perfect shot.

42398773
Why do you have to shit on the few non femdom races ? Why can't you stick with everything you already have ?

>>42398807
Fuck off already

>>42397896
>when you just finished grading 100 papers and Wight-chan invites you to a party

>>42398815
You can't answer ?

>>42398817
>Lich teaching English
That’s her own damn fault

>>42398542
It's always the ESL posters who complain about femdom. I dont know what being a third worlder does to cause such a rabid aversion to cunnilingus; but I think we should bisect a few to find out

Imagine the slapping noises…

>>42398839
ESL ?

>>42398845
Amerimutt is not his first language.

>>42398839
You have nothing to respond expect dunking on my bad English ?

>>42398845
English Second Language.

>>42398807
I have a highly specific fetish, which is to be 'dominated' by a monstergirl who is also such a gentle wet tissue of a woman that she'd cry if someone raised their voice at a ladybug. It's much more nuanced and pathetic than simple femdom.

>>42398858
Assuming you are actually being sincere, I just think monster girls aren't really for you. Femdom and monster girls are very closely intertwined and you are going to have a lot of difficulty trying to separate the two.
If you aren't being sincere, I'm going to write a 3 page story about a lilim grinding her pussy into my face to spite you.

>>42398839
A lot of the time they sound like /pol/tards.

>>42398890
I'm sincere and can see your point. I think you're wrong when thing like raging mushrooms or soul mates are in the setting.

>>42398900
>Don't want to see woman in power positions
>POL
Who could guess...

>>42396007
Because it's hot.

>>42398937
poor snek has to use tools, where can I sign up to be a state mandated bf for lonely monsters?

>>42398900
NTA but idk why cunnilingus is an issue for people, I only ever dislike femdom here when it devolves into MGQ murderfaggotry

>>42398924
Mge does have that stuff, and any monster can be maledom for femdom if you want it to be, so just try to chill out a bit. I dont angrily post when lolifags try to ruin the mature monsters, even though I really want to. this is a battle I am slowly losing with myself every day.
I am going to sleep now, be nice

>>42398995
I will. It won't happen again for a few months until I get too fed up and repeat the cycle.

>>42398844
>you WILL fuck the wet cement

>>42398890
Please write the story anyway.

>>42399023

I hope you know that weasels are rather vicious hunters.

>>42399023
>try to pull out
>she already hardened around your dick and won't let you go

>>42399061
if your wife cannot make you pound her just flexing and relaxing her kegels - is she really a monster girl?

>>42398931
>no you can't want to be ruled by beings that are biologically hard-wired to love you and care about your well-being, are incapable of seriously harming you nor would they want to, and can live for centuries because WAHMEN.

It's really cold outside, help her !

>>42399139
Yup, my inferiority complex is more important.

I love nuns !

>>42398255
Oh yeah, I remember that one. It was incredibly weird because XCOM is allied with Druella and her extremists, somehow, but they also shit on them on every occasion. They also mischaracterized Druella but not in the usual "literally worse than Hitler" way, this time they treat her like a cowardly pacifist and, of all things, a devout of Eros.

> A Biotic Strain X-ray, Lilim Variant - best identified by the striking white hair, similarly colored wings and various dark runes and marking on her exposed skin - Druella is one of the more powerful creatures roaming in the hell-on-earth war-torn world she, Victor and Dawson are living in. Being two heads taller than the demolitionist, owning bat-like wings and a dual of red magical eyes would make oneself rather imposing, but Victor Crawford and his fellow cohorts are the people who KILL said imposing creatures with a rifle, a grenade launcher, or a recoilless launcher loaded with a white phosphorus warhead on a semi-regular basis.

>“And worst of all, we’re here babysitting this…” The team leader then knife-hands the general direction of the Eros ritual in general and Druella in particular. “...shill of Eros, who we have to supply food and water and baby wipes because she’s in command of the entire camp. One more layer of unnecessary bureaucracy and logistics for an out-of-touch officer who managed to delude herself into leading not a roving warband of monster girl extremists, but a humanitarian relief effort that aims to liberate Lescatie by fucking the guards till they either drop dead or brainwashed.”
>"Better yet, when push comes to shove, even you'll pick up a rifle, Alcyone. Druella? She won't cover a sector or bring a claymore, she'd be either hiding behind her followers and take all the fame and glory, or live up Eros' pacifism till she bites it." Finally at his wit’s end, he finishes off thus: “This is a fucking war and XCOM’s here as soldiers and warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag her along and indulge in this make-believe bullshit?”

>>42399172
time to put on "baby it's cold outside" and invite her for a dance in my warm house
dumb squirell won't be expecting that

>>42399172

i'm gonna hide inside her tails, that should help. help me, i mean.

>>42399217
she'll get all hot and bothered having such a manly hunk hop in her tail willingly and without invitation - you'll help her as well

>>42399210
>because XCOM is allied with Druella and her extremists, somehow, but they also shit on them on every occasion
Classic western autism. When it's not straight up murderfaggotry, it's totally cool and reasonable humans teaching mamono about consent and they are always right, while monsters are immature nympho bimbos.

>>42399272
>Sure they keep raping our men but they're still the better option so we pretend not to notice.
Some people value consent a lot more highly than anyone really should in an apocalyptic scenario.

the only time MGE should be mixed with any video games is to make a lewd and comfy parody of said games
>>42399217
>husband acquired, the ruse was a stunning success

>>42399139
You have to be profoundly retarded to be unable to separate femdom in a fantasy wish fulfillment setting with real life. You will get level drained by your succuwife, and you will like it.

>>42399462
Retards on 4chan? Shirley you can’t be serious.

>>42399462
Or don't impose it on people who don't want it ? Double nigger

>>42399340
>getting raped is fine as long as it’s after the apocalypse

>>42399515
It's okay, they will eventually find a wurm wife matching their intellect

>>42399527
>man in MGE but not getting raped
Jejune, cliched, and unrealistic.

>>42399529
Yeah, getting reverse raped is ALWAYS fine

>>42396406
>>42396507
>>42397581
Thanks frens. I hope you all will see the joy of breath sniffing one day.

I just love the idea of breathing in my monster waif, sharing the same air

>>42399544
Nah wurms are for overpowering nerds with love. Morons always get someone slightly more intelligent. It’s so we don’t breed double retards, and can conserve our vital paste and crayon surpluses.

>>42399582
Imagine wurm being the smart one in the relationship.

>>42398549
I like the idea of a pharaoh going to a !Egyptian museum and telling the curators that everything they think about the artifacts is wrong and that their translation of the ancient language is wrong, but the curators are like "eehhh, I don't care. We're rolling with our interpretation," and disregarding the pharaoh completely."

>>42399361
>monster hunter but you are a single man on an island filled with proud monsters
>live in village that is for only married men and their wives
>it's time for you to start looking for a wife
>your goal is to make a harem of mere'd monsters
>equipment is crafted mostly out of monsters' stolen clothes and demon silver
>the mana from the monsters' underwear seeps into the metal giving it special properties
>also causes embarrassment damage if used against the monster you got it from
>but they also hit harder because they're motivated to steal their clothes back and rape you in revenge
>getting a full set makes them succumb to shame, submit to you, and join your harem

>>42399601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG2jRRCqkk0

>>42399563
All rape is reverse rape in MGE. Even reverse reverse rape is reverse rape in MGE.
>Meet Alice
>Tackle and fuck Alice like a maniac
>As you awaken to the harsh reality of her torn and soiled undergarments, after releasing your seed into her like some filthy animal…
>…she looks directly into your haunted guilt ridden eyes
>She smiles with a bright innocence unsullied by the dirty bodily fluids you’ve covered her with
>”That was a great tea party, oni-chan!”
>She cheerfully skips over to a random spot nearby
>She bends forwards, leaving her bare bottom pointed in your direction
>”Help me lay out the blanket for our picnic, oni-chan!” she calls
>Disgustingly, you feel your flesh harden once more…
It’s pretty terrible for everyone, if you think about it too deeply. KC went full potato with the sexxxo. The rape victim was asking for it, no exceptions. Forced sexxo is the basis, but men being forced is more tolerable for obvious reasons. This is why maledom is the outlier.

>>42399692
Ah, yes. That's one of the scenes I was vaguely remembering when I was writing that post.

>>42399763
rape, reverse rape, maledom, femdom - I don't care about all this nonsense, I just want to stick my dick into mamono pussy

>Wake up
>Thread is already responding to bait

>>42399802
>Come home from work
>See a gazer with a mouth that I want to shove my tongue in

>>42399781
>context is meaningless
So it really doesn’t matter which mamono vagoo your ponos goes in, or how it happens? Pretty based, actually. Your absolute lack of standards is the most appropriate stance for a guy in MGE. Somemamono will rape the correct standards into you, canonically, and you will like it.

I might like a story about a guy doing a 180. The guy starting as totally opposed to the mamono, then she gruelingly mind-breaks him into happy full-hearted compliance. Small differences in opinion are ruthlessly ground into paste as she corrects him. He ends directly opposed to his previous stance, fully recognizing that this is not due to some moral principle. Even his prior prejudices and biases are cast aside in favor of the mamono opinion. No sugar-coating on any of it, but not denying that he’s actually happier either.

Sounds hard af to write, honestly.

How hard do I have to pray to get raped by the Fallen God?

>>42397997
>>42398028
>>42398451
Can Kikimora (and or Shoggoth) meidos clean up and FIX the Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier?

https://youtu.be/dY9NVvKrlMQ
https://youtu.be/e7bvtXx5pZ0

>>42399906
>can meido do complex repairs more suited for engineers
Probably. Telepath and Omni-slime can do anything. Anything except tell us why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Cunt breakfast substitute, part of a well balanced breakfast!

>>42399563
>Fall asleep in Ms. Cheshire's class.
>She teleports next to you.
>Starts whispering lewd things into your ear.

SEX.

>>42400104
Tempting

>>42399591
How much hakutaku milk do you have to give a wurm to make her smart?
Pretty sure wurm milk gives you a temporary +3 Strength , -2 INT buff.

>>42399895
Theoretically, it’s not hard because she’s willing to do any depravity. Realistically you have to make it through her horny followers to find her. It’s implied that she gets off to her followers getting off, so technically getting raped by one of them is like getting raped by the Fallen God. Theologically, it’s impossible because shameless hardcore sex is the prayer. There’s no way anyone willing to do that with gusto will leave anything for the Fallen God to rape. Stopping rape is probably the major sin. The very act of devotion means that you’re getting yeeted into an eternal rape-space and are too busy getting raped for anyone else to join in. Roll_safe.jpeg. You can’t get raped by someone else if someone is constantly raping you.

>>42399591
Now which is better: because her boyfriend is so dumb that she ends up being the voice of reason, or because she actually is really smart.

>>42399881
>Your absolute lack of standards is the most appropriate stance for a guy in MGE.
all anons have standards and monsters respect that, which I think is pretty silly and leans a little too into not giving them any agency but there you have it.

>>42400193
Slightly dumb guy with a genius wurm wife that pretends to be dumb because it's easier than explaining all this stuff to him.

>>42400220
>monsters respect that

the mgs fear the redacted

>>42400220
Hey as long as it means I don't have to end up with a Monster Girl that constantly smokes I'm okay with that addendum.

>>42400104
Reminder: Most angels are domestic species and cannot survive in the wild on their own. If you see a yellow/white angel you need to take her home and feed her your spirit energy immediately. Yellowing is a sign of severe malnutrition in angels and it is your civic duty to rescue these poor girls. Once you feed her enough mana she should begin to turn into a healthy blue color, and her wings will darken. Please continue to care for these girls as they cannot survive on their own. If you see a pink angel, do not worry. Pink angels can live independently just fine, but do not let this discourage you from adopting them. All angels want to live in a loving home, and a pink angel with no owner would happily accept if offered to live with you. Yellow angels may protest do to trauma of being neglected, but she will quickly change their mind once you begin feeding her.

>>42400158
Cow milk gives Con, so Learncow milk would do Con and Int.

Name your favorite monster girl species and name both a pro and a con about being adopted by one of them
>Arachne
>Pro: Never run out of fresh clothes
>Con: Your friends will always have scared boners when they come over and see your mom

monsters canonicaly cannot open jars on their own, even minos or amazons, it's a job for hubby
a monster that loved jarred pickles will have twice the motivation for finding a hub after she leaves the care of her dad

>>42400265
>he doesnt know
part of MGE is that monsters dont go for men that wont like them.

>>42400220
>all anons have standards and monsters respect that
Are you sure about that? I don’t remember them being described as man-standard respecctors. Not like anyone on 4chan has standards worth respecting in the first place.

>>42400316
That’s invalidated by the fact that they can make (you) like them via eye contact.

>>42400288
She locked herself out of her jar again.

>>42400265
Miss Pyrow only smokes to look cool and to make you think about her oral skills.
Maybe if you two were to hang out sometime, just as friends, and you could find something else for her mouth to do?
Something that would let her practice her sucking skills?

>>42400349
why do you think all these jinns lie around in jars instead of going around looking for a husband?
always open all the jars, save the good spirits

>>42400288

i can also make coffee with a moka. useful to wake the undeads.

>>42400346
and again, that only applies if you actually like their race.
a fox hag wont go for you if you like sabbath girls.
to miss the concept of "happy ending for everyone" this hard makes you retarded.

>>42400321
all that fated soulmate stuff kc tweets about

>>42400358
you really know how to sell yourself to all the haughty wight and vampire Office Ladies

>>42400515
>vampire Office Ladies

>>42400515

let's not forget scholars mm like liches or haku-takus. coffeemaker is a very useful perk.

>>42400287
Rolling instead.
>Devil Bug
>Pro:30 or so attractive and devoted women
>Con:That don’t understand personal space
>Pro:A loving orgy focused on you
>Con:The orgy doesn’t have an off switch
>Pro:Very honest and straightforward with their desires
>Con:Their desires revolve around fucking you and eating food, probably both at the same time

>Automaton
>Pro:Perfect servant
>Con:Emotionless, no personal desires
>Pro:Fully equipped with armor and weaponry
>Con:Nonlethal weaponry and moral programming
>Pro:Perfect bodyguard
>Con:Electrical malfunctions and residual programs

>>42400366
Stop being retarded, she can charm a guy with a glance. They can change what you like and desire.

>>42400355
We need to relocate them and open up one of those gambling minigames in the starting town. Pick a jar, it could have some cool starting gear or gold if you're lucky. If you're unlucky you get nothing. Really lucky people get the "grand prize."

>>42400724

what if i change the colour of her butt trough some manly buttspanking?

>>42400463
Soulmate bullshit is a contradictory mess.

>>42400768
You fell for her trick, she’s into that.

Mamono have a 6th sense for compatibility. Just run away from girls you don't like, and let the universe take its course.

>>42400856

A good onii-chan must correct the mischievious ways of his lolibaba imouto.

>>42397997
>Modern Warfare

>"Your men have been *lip smack* detained. Your base belongs to us now... And General Shepard, sends his regards."
>t.Phillipa Graves, Commander and leader of the monstergirls private military contractor group Shadow Company

>>42400346
KC will wind up handwaving all of that away if he ever gets around to making another book.

hot take
the best move for kc right now is to sell out.

>>42400875
>When you're compatible with everyone in the town

>>42400894
Someone needs to wave a hand at his face when he goes Twitter schizo. If you combine it with his soulmate thingy, only your soulmate can make you attracted. So any girl that gets you horny is your soulmate…KC thinks everyone is a eunuch until bumping into a soul-bond. What about the married humans? Shit falls apart.

>>42400934
A little force of nature

>>42395609
>sally gets handholded
>immediately aheagos

>>42400884
Hide her muesli and preparation h to correct her!

>>42400986
>preparation h

i wish you were an alp so i could buttspank you without being too gay. dont joke about that shit, please.

>>42400970
I think that soulmate thing was talking about it from Monsters end rather then humans.
It's why monsters can go for specific men rather then just anyone that makes them horny.
Just like the video game has a group of random men dropped off into some random area and wow, they now all have wives that they can be happy with and the MC meets up with how wives that he seemingly has the scent or magic signatures in him already.

The humans are not.partt of this system and thus can cheat.

>>42400905
God no. They will turn it to shit.

>>42400905
>implying anyone wants to buy

>>42401040
don't bother

>>42401034
Didn’t mean to strike a nerve, grandpa.

>>42401059
Was just giving my idea on it. It's ultimately magic whatever system so it will of you were in MGE find a way to make things work out. Even if logically it makes no sense whereas outside of the setting, it's just KC being KC. Whatever ultimately.

>>42401034
Found the hag larping as a human man

>>42400970
I know you're just trolling, but it's a fantasy setting where happy endings are the norm. Making it work is left as an exercise for the readers, and it's incredibly easy.

>>42401077
that's why you don't need to bothering talking to someone engaging it in bad faith

>>42401040
Thanks for trying, but it’ll be contradictory somewhere else. The soulmate thing has too many loose ends, even with that explanation. Does a monsterized human get a soulmate assigned? If a guy meets his soulmate then he can’t resist iirc, not really the same as having your opinion respected. Is the soulmate thing the default for all monsters?

>>42393338

>>42401112
You are a discussion-aversive troll. If everything is left as a exercise for the reader, then why are there any rules. Don’t get mad at me because the rules are contradictory or incomplete. That’s a sign of retardation. Check with your doctor as soon as you can.

>>42401140
Please just spare us the troubles and start talking about cuckoldry and used goods, so we can all ignore you.

>>42401040
>They will turn it to shit.
indeed,
but financially for his own benefit this is probably the time he needs to cash out.

>>42401185
Personally I’d rather not discuss your mother, and would prefer that you stop bringing her up.

>>42400738
this financial and matchmaking genius you've shown would make every anubis wet her panties, you're the prime efficiency dog bait, congratulations

>>42401188
this is where the west cannot understand the east

Today, I'm gonna stand up to my demon bully! I'll stand my ground and make her apologize for all the teasing she's put me through!

>>42401177
Don't blame the setting if you can't even comprehend the genre, spoilsport. And I sure as hell won't take advice from an anal retentive scum sucker that needs his erotic fantasies to be Turing complete.
Do yourself a favor. Take your meds, hit the showers, touch grass, and then fuck off to some backwater where you can be miserable on your own time. Got it? Good. Great. Cool. Get your bitch ass out of here.

normal rabbit stuff

I want a dark brave that was corrupted by the DL personally.

>>42401285
Who would dare scar this wonderful rabbit's magnificent mammaries?

>>42401219
capitalism has not borders

>>42401222

i'm afraid your level must be high as your trips to stand up to a demon bully. cant blame a man for trying, though.