/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42382839
>>42382961
>scream "HARPYYYY" out the window
>get several distant calls back of "HUBBYYYY"

>>42383103
Not big surprise.

>>42383109
That's how you get carried off to the nest.

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday!

>>42383133
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>42383109
Reminds me of that time when Homer yells out the window to talk to Milhouse

>>42383114
Yes, sister Mercy, i wont tell that about what happened between me and you
>The whole fuckng church knows we fucked
>How could they not know, so much noise in the confessional booth

>>42383103

i want to listen lame goth-rock songs with the sexy undead lady.

>>42383142
>BIG
No.
>FAT
No.
>VORE
Maybe? To be determined.
>MONSTER
Yes.

Harpy and husband would be the perfect couple for sneaky air dropped infantry

>>42383131
yes please

>>42383167
trebuchet + slimes

>>42383114
What would happen if you visited an eros church as a single man?

Do not take dragons refusing to serve you their strongest drinks as a personal insult.
It’s because they will literally set your mouth on fire. And possibly the rest of you.

>>42383202
divine intervention

>>42383209
and? thats build character, also i drank dragon milk my whole life

Fat-assed monster nerds using your dick as a chair as they use the computer.

>>42383160
I want to play vtmb with a vampire and listen to edgy 2000s goth rock while she huffs about how the game presents an inaccurate representation of vampires. Somewhat related but there was an image of a blonde vampire girl grinning with a bloody mouth that looked like mge fanart but I haven't been able to find it in the archive, anybody know what I'm talking about?

>>42383202
You get taken by an eros girl right there

Typically the way to win a salamander as a wife is to earn her respect in battle. But there's a loophole.
You see, according to the MGE canon, mamono, if they live with a human man for long enough, they'll naturally start to recognize him as their husband, even if they had zero interest in that man before. It takes a couple months, but they'll start to see the man as their husband despite never having even hugged him. So, the plan is to hire a salamander body guard for a couple months, travel with her through some mildly cold land, share a tent, van, or whatever. Make it a long journey. After a couple months in, she'll make a move on you as she naturally sees you as a husband. What better way to consummate your marriage to her than hot, steamy love in a tent on a cool night by a campfire, in the forest, away from any disturbances.

Saves you all the trouble of having to train, fighting, and all the nonsense. This way, you get a long vacation with your wife-to-be, and none of the bullshit.

>>42383284
whoa, building a relationship. that's wild.

>>42383233
Apophis neet being forced to have a shower by her athletic childhood friend anon who refuses to give up on her

>>42383300
Yeah, that's pretty rare nowadays.

I’m going to dote on and treat my kiki like she’s a strong dom monster.

>>42383257
>Eros griffon
OP pls nerf

>>42383338
Get claimed nerd

>>42383284
>Saves you all the trouble of having to train, fighting, and all the nonsense.

B-but that's cool and manly and shit. I would rather steal her panties and leave behind a mysterious as idiotic message.

>>42383321
How do you even get a kiki to rape you? Ignore her long enough?

>>42383356
I like possessive woman that regard me as a trophy.

I live next to the Eros church, AMA.

>>42383371
>she goes on like nothing ever happened
>because she never saw a note
>because she hasn’t worn underwear in five years

>>42383321
Remember to tell your Kiki that you feel safe embraced with her strong arms.

>>42383209
That sounds like a challenge to me.

I want to use Futa potions so I can triple-penetrate one of my wives alongside the other two.

>>42383447
>she hasn’t washed her underwear in five years

this is probably more accurate

>>42383502
futafags get the gas

local farm looking for farmer
apply within

>>42383374
Neglecting your monster waifu’s pussy always leads to rape iirc. But Kiki have a side that’s so servile it loops back around to monster dom, mostly only if you’re a NEET and wasting away though.

>>42383537
I'll take all but 1.

>>42383537

mmh, there's lot of milkin to be done and butts to slapped in that farm. i can the challenge, yes.

Would she turn me into a dragon?

>>42383537
6>3>2>1>5>4

>>42383569
Do you want to be an alp dragon or what

>>42383103

>>42383586
Sure

How warm is whitehorn pussy?

>>42383602
BIG LADY

>>42383586
don't incubi take on some of the traits of their wives' species?

>>42383622
Big wife, happy life

>>42383630
Internally sometimes, but only abyssal monsters do anything noticeable.

>>42383620
'tis as snuggling up with the hearth as a merry fire blazes in its midst

>>42383640
oh, that's kind of lame. all the more reason to marry an abyssal i guess

>>42383622
I hear there a town called tallbourgh

>>42383630
Only stuff like resistance to heat for those that live in hot areas.
And biggus dickus.

>>42383674
Let's start a quest party to go to tallsborough. Who's with me?

>>42383502
Stop slandering my wife (plural), just get a tentacle potion for your triple penetration fantasies. Hell, take an extra strong dose and do that to all three at once.

>>42383635

this heresy doesnt please the bapho

>>42383675
Many Anons won't be thinking about their destined soulmate bapho when this lady is on top of them.
A moment of lust, an eternity of wife.

>>42383630
Not physical ones, it means that if you marry lava golem you now can live around lava, not that you become a fucking golem. Read the wiki newfriend.

gonna bully harpies by shining a laser in their eyes when they're flying

>>42383685
go for a farm. pigs, goats, sheep, cows, chickens, dogs, cats all welcome.
just have to keep those pesky foxes away

>>42383723
And then they fall straight onto your cock.

>>42383537
Oh god I need number 4. I need to see her legs dangle as i slam into her plush ass from behind.

>>42383736
remember never to follow strange monsters unless they're pink. those ones are probably okay

>>42383681
>tfw you cant even reach the desk without being on the balls of your feet

>>42383765
haha true

>>42383630
No monsterboys unless you count wendigo and the abyssals, but even then you can easily revert at will
>most abyssals think your human form is something private, and only for them
>so-so on transformation, but want to fluster mindflayer wife with human form

>>42383537
I am a farmer of sorts.

>So we been bark breaking for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The Hellhound don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR Hellwan.
>This one wan, well she was the peculiar type, she a uh, well she would act up but she wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week she was pretending to take a nap on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or she'd take extra molasses pie, or or or she'd sit her field ass on the front porch.
>Every week she'd do somethin' rascally IN PLain damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the hellwan to get to the Breakin Barn. This hellwans eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, she'd be in the barn.
>This wan would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this hellwan would TELL You what kine mischief she was gone get her midnight black ass into. she hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>She would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BARK AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>42383765

>portals open
>due to toxins men from here taste like chemical waste to monsters
>Pros are you can travel freely and learn magic or whatever pleases you, even get a blessing from a god, and not just the stingy order ones.
>But all your advances will be gently rebuked, maybe after years your system will be purged of impurity.
Sound like hell or still pretty good? You can still join the Sabbath or whatever and just watch.

>>42383826
Sounds like flatty propaganda.

>>42383819
Yeah, monster form is the normal for those girls. So it's extra fun when you turn back into a human and hold her hand in public, she'll get turbo flustered.

>>42383838
sorry bro, he already closed that loophole.

>>42383846
He did?

>>42383810
>tfw can't see over the bar at the tavern in tallsborough to order a drink
>big succubus lifts you up and has you sit on her lap
>order a mug of beer, glass is so big you have to pick it up with two hands

>>42383855
>you cant get inot bed without a jump
>you can look up skirts tho with ease

>>42383888
nice

>>42383855
A megapint

I harvest my wife's shit and sell it as a life-extending drug. The people in the market call it Spice. I just call it powered shit in a tube. That's basically what her shit comes out as, a damp powder. Roll it up, dry it out, and stick it in a glass tube. Boom, $500 per unit. I can usually get 50 units from each shit she takes. Could get more, but if it's contaminated with sand, it's no good. She usually shits once or twice a month. We make mad bank of this setup.

Danukis get pissed when I sell it to friends at a discount. They yell it me for undercutting their profits. Whatever trash dogs, I can get my wife to turn you into Spice if you don't keep your mouth shut. I'm joking of course. She wouldn't do that.

You might think handling sandworm shit is gross, and I guess in a certain way it is, but it's actually sanitary (no harmful bacteria) and smells like cinnamon, ginger, and/or cloves depending on what she's eaten. I don't tell her what she can and can't eat, but when she eats processed human foods, it significantly reduces the quality of the product.

Anyways they say consuming 1 unit can extend a person's lifespan by about 10 years. It's also known to heighten your senses, particularly when engaged in lewd activities with your monster wife. Also, it gives you a quick temporary high for about 5 minutes. Overdosing can kill you. Don't do it unless you want a druggie wisp for a wife. Yes, they exist. Don't ask me how. The taste is different for each person and each time you take it, but it generally tastes good. Worst I've ever been told is that it tasted like stale shortbread cookies. Probably a bad patch after she downed 50 XL meatlovers pizzas.

So yeah, buy some Spice. It's good.

>>42383892
>also tend to get pampered alot for some reason

I’m going to stay cuddled in fox tails, and they won’t be able to remove me!

I found a small ushi, what should I do?

>>42383954
feed her until she becomes a big ushi

>>42383765
the Eros love correction camp for miseryfags that people shitpost about on here sometimes is fuckin' good shit. Hope a writefag gets on it someday.

>>42383954
shibari training is best started early, so she'll stay in it when she's bigger

>>42383954
Throw her in a shed

>>42383954
ask where her mother is and then get blindsided by something

>>42383954

daughter-waifu best waifu, seek a bapho or a witch for some grow stopping potion.

>>42383992
>Ask small ushi where her mom is
>Get tackled by aunty ushi who took small niece ushi to the park
>Aunty ushi says she could sense all the nasty, disgusting, and erotic things you’d do to her niece
>So she’ll take her niece’s place as an outlet for your lust

>>42383992
Good Anon that wants to ask her parents for her hand in marriage first.

>Appalachian Hillbilly Horc playing the banjo while hiker anon gets raped by an eldritch abomination 20 feet away from her

>>42384062
I want a strong 'chauvinistic' amazon to bring my hiking days to an end.

>>42384029
I like the idea of single auntie monsters using their nieces to help pick up a husband the way men will use their dog as an excuse to talk to women irl

>>42384076
>the shape of his hair tuft matches her horn
How could he not realize he was destined to destined to be an amazon's husband?

Congratulations(?) anon, you won the Obligatory Annual Monster Lottery and now you have to live with these two as your rommates.

>>42384096
But I only have a tiny 1 room apartment!

>>42384110
You're the one moving in to their place. They've got plenty of space for you.

>>42383954
feed her meat until she's a beeg ushi

>>42384121
But I like my place.

>>42384096
that is a hairy fox, she better not clog the sink

>>42384110
I don't think monsters would comply about something that forces you both to be closer all the time.

>>42384142
ESL-kun...

>>42384142
complain*

>Lilim tries the life of a common dairy holst for one day
>Gets addicted to the milking and attention she gets from farmer anon

>>42384200
>farmer anon thinks lilim is just some chunni cow
>but its not his weirdest cow like his long cow
>or mofu cow, or many-legged cow, or...
>anon's sole holst is just sitting in the corner chewing hay and wondering if she should tell him about his "cows"

>>42384245
>or his one cow that came from underground and likes shiny rocks
>Or the one with fancy words that make his noggin hurt
>or the cow who also lays eggs and is always running away

>>42384260
>or the cow who also lays eggs and is always running away

>anon gets new "cow"
>Thinks he's getting a great deal that it produces milk and eggs

>>42384292
>and just last night, he got a golden cow that makes golden milk
>she is rather short, so he dont milk her too often so she doesnt get stressed

>>42384260
>"Farmer! I require my milking!"
>hmm?
>"Err...I mean...M-mooo?"
>well shucks, must be time for milking
what a nice life it must be

Hot take but I think lilims are used wrongly when they are mostly meant to be edgy larger than life ocs to drive stories. Using them for normal stuff is interchangeable with a succubus.

Plug a Haku into the milking machines and see what happens

>>42383855
Face at tit level is perfect height mismatch, I need monstergirls to accidentally walk into.

Any more should just be /ss/, manlets don't exist in my headcannon.

>>42384329
>Tfw no mob faced normal lilim working a minimum wage job

>>42384339
INT drain

>Farmer anon doesn't know almost all of his cows are just monsters nor does he notice their feelings for him
>And he has his eyes on a princess that keeps coming by his farm and asks her to be his wife
>And obviously he got rejected, but that once pretty princess destoryed his poor heart into a million pieces
>Anon knew it would hurt and would not happen but not this bad
>He goes back to his ranch, his shoulders hunched. face devoid of any of the smiles he once had on his face as he slinks off to hug the plushie cow as he cries
>All the monsters on the ranch knew what to be done

Monstergirls < MonsterWIVES

>>42384413
Hi /v/, are you lost?

>>42384329
I feel they're overused and underused at the same time. If you can call it that. They're mini Demon Lords in a sense. I feel that involves more than just being a leader of any demon realm. Any powerful mamono can do that. Some ancient demon could fulfill the same role without the lilim baggage. Lilim should represent something, some niche or ideal like the Queen of Hearts or the various baphomet do with their Sabbaths. Instead of a Sabbath though, you have a unique demon realm. Most lilim OC don't really go for that or designs that vary enough from the one in the encyclopedia entry. Even the lilim in the demo has a pretty varied look with her horns.

>>42384413
>>>/tg/
>>>/trash

>>42384391
>INT is stored in the breasts
>As you milk a haku she slowly gets temporarily dumber
>Devolves into wurm tier INT
>Begs for more milking and sex
You can also drink her milk to become smarter

>>42384463
Doesn't compute. All flatties must be drooling retards then.

>>42384472
Yes.

>>42384448
Just say you can't handle a *real* monster girl and go.

>>42384485
How did she even get up there?

>>42383954
Bully and carry around like a stuffed animal

>>42384506
Low INT

>>42384506
Pranked by a Cheshire.

>>42384506
Played upsy daisy with onee-chan

>Plus, heroes anointed by the chief god are fundamentally benevolent. They're mostly excellent in terms of personality too, having noble hearts full of loving kindness, and therefore, not only are they liked by human women, but also monsters as well.

Nooooo, but my edgy 40k Orderwank. When did you realize heroes are just beleaguered, glorified bouncers who want the monstergirls to go away so they can sleep for once?

What's with all the /tg/ shit being spammed right now? They've been quiet for months yet this week they're getting uppity.

>>42384096
I am going to pin that succ on her back and fuck her through the ground. her hips are going to be dust with the speed and relentless fury i am going to fuck her with.

>>42384582
No (You)s makes them desperate.

>>42384582
Often it's one of the /v/ermin or some other undesirables pretending to be them to rile people up. Because having your own thread culture is absolutely hilarious and baffling.

>>42384506
Bad Teleport, despite Mamono Mana autocorrect there are some embarrassing positions it'll put you in.

>>42384582
Valentine’s Day is coming up next month so they’re going to get love correction by Eros monster girls when they get sent to the Eros reeducation camps real soon so they will spam until than before they get taken away and given correction.

>>42384319
! !

>>42384319
! .

>>42384670
Random desert jackal gal>Autistic slave driving anubis

>>42384617
>follow the line into the Eros correction camp
>pretend I'm supposed to be there
>eager to be corrected by delicious brown love monsters
>cupid has us stand in formation, eying us up
>she shouts out warhammer slogans
>all the edgelords respond in kind
>never painted a miniature in my life
>escorted out with some other non-miserable stowaways

>>42384472
>msgk left drooling mess after anon's corrective loving
it's plausible

>>42384760
>escorted out with some other non-miserable stowaways
You guys get the best of the Eros monster girls since Eros blesses you even more do to you having almost no edginess in your heart.

If I buy a lilim at the monster girl slave auction site, will you guys share her with me? I don't think I can finish her all alone.

>>42384807
how about you kill yourself?

imma just sell myself as some sort of fix me up bodyguard at the human slave auction

>>42384760
Nagash was weak but my love of dead lolis is strong.

>>42384807
We got another one, Tanuki sisters~

>>42384807
>Asking to get cucked

>>42384611
>apprentice wizard practicing teleportation spells
>gets teleported into the neet Otohime princesses's bedroom
>again
>for the third time that week
What an odd coincidence. Surely he'll get it right next time

>>42384329
It's fine if their status is acknowledged accordingly by anyone not horrifically dense. Or the Lilim herself is the one out of her element but wants to claim a guy without resorting to overpowered charm magic.
But they're best used for the fantasy of some kind of heroic figure and a demon lord clashing and eventually falling in love, seeing as the real one is already married.

>>42384807
Miseryfag Detected, send him to the Eros reeducation camp girls.

>>42384815
just get a job, no need to settle as a feudal slave

Warning, a stray Tom has sneaked into the Temple of Bastet and has impregnated all the girls there!

>>42384847
oh no, what if he doesn't leave a girl for me?

>>42383537
Imagine running a Goat Girl farm and one day discovering a rare Black Phillipa (1) has appeared. Filling your goats heads with depraved ideas and corrupting them into becoming satanic goats like her.

>>42384838
I would sooner jump off a waterfall than be near a spidergirl, even if it were an Eros one. That's not trying to be a tryhard edgelord that's what having a massive fear of large spiders can do.

Undead boobies.

gremlin invented a "hammer onahole". It's a onahole that you whack on to a man's penis like a hammer, and you repeatedly whack him until he cums inside the hammer

>>42384861
Than how about Eros birds since there’s a wide range of Eros monster girls to choose from not just spider girls.

>>42384877
Flying in an unsecured position like in the arms of birdwife are too scary. I like having my feet planted on the ground thank you.

How do you tell a raiju to fuck off if she's masturbating to you in public?

>>42384886
Spritz her with water.

>>42384861
Sounds like Anon needs some arachnid correction~

>>42384886
It's like dealing with internet trolls. Do not reply or give them any attention. That's what drives them.

>>42384894
I don't have water on me, and if I did that anyways, she'd fry up and get cardiac arrest or something, or worse, the water travels electricity to surrounding people and we'd all fry, idk about you but i'd like to live

When I see an Eros monster I tell them to put on some clothes.

>>42384886
Get her to explain how electricity and magnetism work. While she's distracted, slip away.

>>42384885
I like to imagine jub jubs to be slightly flightless do to their body weight and other things, that they’re essentially like pink colored Ostrich women that run really fast to catch a mate but sill much slower than the cockatrice.

>>42384886
start masturbating to another monster just to show dominance

>>42384903
For me, this goes for every monster, i want to remind monsters that they're not out to be sexy, they're out to contribute to society and be decent functioning members of society

>>42384897
No that's not a "oh ew gross spider women" it's a "I genuinely don't want them anywhere near me from the bottom of my heart because what if they're all hiding a scary spider face in the crotch region that eats people that get too close" so monsters have to respect my preference!

>>42384886
Start to masturbate to her in public to assert dominance

>>42384901
what if she pulls the rape card like what most monsters do when they don't get their way with men?

>>42384926
Pepper spray and a rape whistle.

>>42384760
but painting models is fun

>>42384916
What the hell are you talking about, nothing what you just said is anywhere in the MGE canon for spider girl races.

>>42384921
Do not race raiju to orgasm.

>>42384943
IT'S NOT CALLED AN IRRATIONAL FEAR FOR NOTHING RTARD

>>42384838
>anon is sitting at a desk while his monster counselor helps him through a lesson
>in front of him are two buttons, one says happy and the other says sad
>now anon, if you could be any one of these which one would you choose?
>anon's hand starts drifting towards sad
>anon, no. we talked about this.
>his hand keeps sliding towards it
>for fucks sake anon, just fuckin-
>she grabs his arm and a struggle ensues
they really are too good for us

>>42384950
Psychologists and hypnose can fix irrational fear of spiders pretty easily.

>>42384960
so you're saying we need some kind of hypnospider whose venom puts anon in a suggestible state?

>>42384911
>a giant, horny, pink colored emu woman

>>42384916
But anon just think! Your bound and blind in her web, utterly terrified, and then you hear the scuttling of her horrific spider legs around you before she starts whispering in your ear! Just imagine the fear induced adrenaline rush!

>>42384971
>very slender, but hairy hypno spiders puts targets into trance by shaking her big tits and ASMR

>>42384960
that's just an excuse for exposure therapy...

>>42384971
I would use every last bit of strength to bite my tongue. That way I can at least be the husband to a non-arachnid undead woman!

>>42383103
>An Order City in the Borderlands - progressive to 'human-friendly' Mamonos
>Canon: Rata messengers bring news, clinic visits by medical Unicorns, domestic Kiki-maids, Tanuki traders, probably some undercover Doppels, Eros houris and OldGod Angels at acceptable non-DL Temples, etc
>a Radical Lilim leads her conquer/rape Army against the city
>the City-dwellers shut the gates and try to defend themselves with their pitiful store of weapons
>apart from Medical aid from the few Unicorns assisted by Angel and Houri nurses there is no help, and the defenders are outnumbered and failing
>the Ratas are ready to report the fall of the City
>the Lilim Army starts battering at the walls, firing trebuchets, hurling and dropping boulders, trying to destroy the City's assets and defences to break in
>threatening both the City's Anons and the neatness of their houses was the Lilim's strategic error
>the massed Kikis roll up their sleeves, grab their frying-pans, and jump out over the City walls in a flying-wedge formation, screaming untranslatable slavic obscenities
>the horde of screaming Kikis beat the sh*t out of the Lilim Army, even giant Orcs, Onis and Wurms are swarmed and battered down
>magic Demon-Silver weapons only hurt psychically, but cast-iron has always been an ancient anti-magic and those pans leave real bruises
>one rage-enhanced 4-foot-high Kiki ducks and weaves through the legs of the Lilim's elite guards to beat her senseless with a long-handled omelette-skillet
>and thus ends the invasion
>...

>>42384957
>councilor asks anon to show her a smile
>anon keeps his frown
>councilor happily says that he will smile for her and be happy
>15 mins later
>councilor is on top of anon trying to tug his mouth into a smile
>all the while screaming "SMILE YOU LOVABLE IDIOT!!"
poor things work too hard

>>42384984
That's how a spider gets a sobbing, barely conscious man waiting for death and running out on her if she ever lets him free.

>>42385000
>that's just an excuse for exposure therapy...
I've seen live how a professional treated that fear without exposure therapy. Psychology is mostly a quack field, but they a few things figured out.

Which monster girl or group of monster girls would be the best at dealing with depressed and/or anxious men? People who have died inside.

>>42383103

>>42385021
Undead obviously, who better to handle men that have died inside than women who have died outside! Eh? Eh?

>>42385021
bogey-bait

>>42385021
Mindflayer to brute force it.

>>42385021
kots

>>42385028
I don't care for undead, but being swarmed by a horde of affectionate and warmth starved zombie girls sounds cute.

>>42385026
>>42385033
I'm allergic to cat hair.

>>42385013
Yeah, great isn't it?

>>42384780
Dark Mage child erotic, msgk needs lovemaking correction

>>42385013
I'm surrounded by idiots. Never heard of the suspension bridge effect?

>>42385021
KYS you pathetic loser, you don't deserve any Mamono ever!


>pale wight hands typed this post

>>42385048
noh

>>42385033
I wonder what marshmallows cats would look like IRL

>>42385037
Just apply more cat until you're better

>>42385074
>just stab yourself with a knife more until you feel better

>>42385074
thanks doc

>>42384780
I don't think I have seen this one before

>>42385010
>>councilor asks anon to show her a smile
Geez, that dumb Zombie Mayor is just blindly appointing anybody to the MGC City Council now?


>Ms.Haku says: Counsellor

>>42384935
the rape whistle only summons more monsters to assist the perusing rapist, they banned old rape whistles that alert authorities

>>42385028
I require an emotional support zombie.

>>42385067
The fear makes it hotter

>>42385088
The MGCPD Authorities were joining in on too many rapes.

Welcome to my slime parasite farm, we have slime parasites of various colors, patterns, and even subspecies, as well as slime parasite accessories like a pretty bow-tie to let everyone know your parasite is a girl parasite!

>>42385095
No it doesn't.

>>42385100
Maybe the singles only recruits wasn't such a smart idea.

>>42385087
She's trying her best anon, but she's cold and her bodyguard won't let her hug him

>>42385110
i love the customer testimonials

>>42385087
ms. haku is dumb and probably a virgin, dont care what she thinks

>>42385144
The only good buns I've saved are Tewi and Reisen...

>>42385142
>ms. haku is dumb
she will be anon when you chloroform her and sell her to illicit INT farms

>>42385139
More

>>42385158
>>42385158
but this one is stuck in a library all day and has no friends

>>42385184
Good. Patche smells.

>>42385021
Bogey are made for that. You'll have to call her mommy though.

I like the feeling of being chased by monsters as a single guy, it makes me feel like i'm wanted by mysterious and quirky girls!

>>42385110
Sounds like a wonderful Venture. Me and my wives would love to join in on it and get human girls and boys a nice slimey friend~

>>42385207
I love mommy bogey she makes me feel good and loved.

>>42385236
if i ever get stuck in a sanitarium padded cell i hope dr bogie and nurse cheshire cat are there to support me

>>42385251
Me too anon, me too

>>42384847
Even the siths?

>>42385306
No, they're untouched

>>42384506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpMRV0r08CI

>>42385217
Me too, but I have brain problems and like when they strongarm me into nigh-inescapable engagements and try to put me in my place. Magus's story was pretty good for that. Nauraea revealing that she knew anon's plan at the last minute probably wasn't meant to be sexy, but I liked it.

>>42385085
>I don't think I have seen this one before
It's a new picture. I'll never stop being impressed by how perfect the more womanly MGE girls are as lolis.

Fact: teenage gals love middle aged salarymen

>>42385432
How about useless wizards? Asking for a friend.

>>42385189
but come on, she has big tits

>>42385447
You get a kiki, a shoggoth or some yandere who wants you to stay the way your are so you depend on her for everything.

>>42384582
I think it's just one guy cycling through all the different baits he's collected. I guess the siths were getting stale so he's going back to 40k for a while.

>>42385460
h-haha

>>42385460
Going to be hard to spin that toward a baphomet or something. Maybe a redcap?

>>42385458
Just like around one third of the mamono population.

>>42384582
the post above yours is from world guide III, unless you meant in general

>>42385497
anon, just sleep with this old mage. she is gonna die alone

>>42385432
>>42385447
JKs, JCs and JSes all like men older than themselves

>>42385586
Just summon some tentacles from the void.

>>42385617
>tentacles be like 'nah, you're not my type' and go home

>>42385640
>implying it's my problem

>>42385251
>"padded cell"
>it's just being forcefully cuddled by a bogey

>>42385586
Hag patche...

>>42385460
I'd take a shog

>couple of rabbits run into anon being lonely
>immediately perform lifesaving companionship
that was a close one, you were almost a goner

>>42385460
>tfw shog sternly uses your name instead of calling you master, because you decided to order takeout for the both of you
>rants that the chopsticks are going into your mouth like you just kissed another woman's cunt

I just wanted to do something nice for her...

The bad end bar is empty for once.
Wonder what happened.

monstergirls to roleplay FATE master-servant nonsense with?

>>42385793
they are just repairing the damage from last night
who knew $1 drinks for couples would cause such a riot?

>>42385819
Holstaur and raikou
Raicow

>>42385751
Rabbits are always very nice and upstanding monsters with no exceptions.

>>42385586
im taking this old lady and no one is gonna stop me

>>42385751
But aren't rabbits known for dying when they get too lonely? They're one to talk...

>>42385847
That's exactly why they did it, they know the dangers better than anybody.

>>42385843
hope you brought a forklift

>>42385859
thats why i train everyday, lifting heavier and heavier weights till my body gives out

i'm an absolute rapebeast with a 72 inch mega dong, capable of impregnating 9 trillion women per nanosecond, what is the perfect monster for me?

>>42385916
There is no woman good enough for you so you alp

>>42385916
pixie

>>42385916
human w*man

>>42385916
>>42385922
>tfw no former gigachad alp gf

>>42385916
Only the manliest men can take on an Alp and survive

>>42385934
Technically you could get one like that if you get an old enough pharaoh o vampire

>>42384582
I like it when /vg/ is here, at least they post monster girls.

>>42385751
small enough to carry too, one for each arm!

>>42386000
did you fall from heaven?
because you look heavy

>>42386000
I always figured MGQ was allowed here in smaller doses. Just as long as it doesn't dominate the thread discussion or go into the /d/ parts.

>>42385950
That's a really hot profile though

What if you got sent to a prison ran by monster girls

>>42386042
whore it up

>>42386042
I rather be a prison guard who lets monsters out cause they asked nicely

>>42386083
modern evils need unsealing too

>>42386042
What if you got sent to a prison ran by monsters but your cellmate was also a monster?

>>42386027

>>42386027
harpy village best life

Demons.

>>42386176
blueberry demons

>>42386185
shes way too old to be in highschool

>>42386201
Hags make the best high schoolers.

>>42384571
But why are the noble benevolent heroes and Shonen protagonists work for and align with a dgomatic religious theocracy? Why do these heroes and noble men and women work alongside the Order Inquisition and the nasty mean inquisitors?

Do you think lilim have trouble fitting in? They're essentially princesses.

>>42386201
she's young inside, and isn't that what really matters?

>>42385432
>teenage gals
but their uniforms are outdated by 30 years!

>>42386209
yeah, its always better to have a guiding hand in your early years
>>42386221
anon, she skips gym

>>42386219
fitting in? nah.
blending in? maybe

>>42386231
the only gym she needs is your bed with you and her in it

>>42386201
School is less about learning and more about being hunting grounds for monsters

>>42386254
>habitat: alleyways, office buildings, schoolgrounds
oh no!

>>42386201
>have to change schools because your dad got relocated for his job
>get put in Hakutaku And Greenworm High
>all of the girls make old jokes and gossip about old movies and tv shows
>the Gyaru girls all wear legwarmers and miniskirts
>can't quite understand why the freshman Dullahan speaks Old Norse
>and there are no loli MGs on campus at all

So say the Order starts putting explosion runes that activate on death for new recruits in some kind of suicide bomber tactic. How long would it take before they turn into pleasure runes that only activate when their wives/husbands touch them after they finally enter monster territory?

>>42386254
But my thesis is due!

>>42386254
>the manosphere, after fading away in the wake of monster love, reforms so that men have some place to safely regenerate their sperm

>>42386222
>but their uniforms are outdated by 30 years!
The MGC school system exists in a perpetual state of that soft golden glow of an ideal 80s/90s Japan that can currently only be seen through things like the screen of PC-98 games anymore.

>>42386279
If your classmates don't claim you, your teachers will after seeing such good work

>>42386210
Fallen Maidens goes into that. Inertia, grooming and ignorance mostly. Most humans worship the Chief God. The Chief God also seems to promotes more benevolent things like love your neighbor and turn the other cheek. The religion just so happens to involve monster hate. This is conjecture, but I imagine most heroes operate like
>well the Church who houses and equips you says you must drive away these mamono
>you don't want to anger them, or the Chief God, surely they can't be wrong
>realize these monsters are good people, but you can't just let them kidnap the townsfolk
>wave your sword, blast a couple trees, make a big show of spooking them so they get the hell out of here
>rough up their stubborn leader a bit, and hope they take the hint and run
>they mercifully do, but no time to celebrate or to follow those heretical thoughts
>pulled into yet another crisis since the Order can't win anything without you
Repeat until they get corrupted.

>>42386268
>Greenworm High
God just imagine being in an area with a fuckton of Greenworms

TONIGHT IT'S THE MAIN EVENT HERE ON MAMONO WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! A REAL GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN THE TWO MOST FIERCE AND OFFICIOUS CONTENDERS YET!

IN THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 180 POUNDS. KIKIMORAAAAAA!

IN THE RED CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT ???. SHOOOOOOGOOOOOOTH!

THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S MATCH GETS TO CLAIM THE ULTIMATE PRIZE. A DEXTROUS, YOUNG ANON WE GRABBED UP FROM HIS HOME VILLAGE AGAINST HIS WILL, WHO THE WINNER GETS TO CLAIM AS THEIR HUSBAND IF THEY WIN! YOU CAN JUST FEEL THE DETERMINATION FROM THESE TWO BOXERS! I SURE HOPE THEY DON'T HIT EACH OTHER TOO HARD!

LET THE MATCH BEEEEGIN! *ding ding ding*

>>42386302
but they're all smugging at me

>>42386296
Well it's a good thing I was an utterly mediocre student that flew under the radar outside of teachers doing the mandatory "you can be so much better" talks. I'd never have gotten molested at Monster School!

>>42386275
>>>/tg/

No really, they made a whole subfaction around that. I'm sure they have plenty to say on the topic. Not here.

>>42386307
The MWEHs would be deafening

>>42386268
>Hakutaku And Greenworm High
>HAG High

yes please

>>42386254
The I class "I have a girlfriend you don't know her because she goes to another school" lie should really come in handy

>>42386310
then you will be corrected by the class president, she is going to save you

>>42386327
>reddit spacing
nah, you first, nigger.

>>42386302
>Greenworm High
>it's nothing but botanical classes and ,maintaining a garden in the back
It's just the woods connecting to Farmer Anon's garden. The "classes" are basically them eating random vegetation in the woods and seeing what happens.

>>42386350
>try to use that "have a gf" excuse
>classmates start sniffing you and claiming you reeked of virgin and lies
>dogpile you in order to punish/claim you
>teacher doesn't help you as she locks the door and starts to record

>>42386355
That's the Senior class President! The Junior class President is a Blue Oni who's a total ice queen!

>>42386297
And for more drama!

>Heroes having to work with the Inquisition and individual inquisitors
>individual inquisitors start noticing the heroes and shonen-stereotype characters are suspiciously not doing any real damage against monstergirls
>until one day the hero bests the monstergirl but releases her since she's beaten but the monster is so weakened and is defending monster children and even some human kids under her care
>Order Inquisitor walks up to the hesitant hero":
>"Well hero... What are you waiting for? That wretched creature is beaten. Finish it!"
>"But Lord Inquisitor, there are children and even human ones. I can't-" The hero insists but is cuttoff
>"HERO. You know what must be done. Purge the unholy menace, purge the heretics, and as tragic as it is those human children have been forever tainted. YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE." Says the inquisitor

after playing with ai art for a month im now having an existential crisis.

What kind of monstergirl would go for a 30-something loser-ish guy who lives alone in a small apartment and drinks too much?

>>42386408
blue oni might appear an ice queen, but in her head is all sorts of lewd things she wants to do to anon

>>42386491
undine will make you stay hydrated

>>42386306
>Oooh and Kikimora dazes her opponent with a stunning manuever, blinding her by waving her duster into Shoggoth's eyes so she can go for the top turnbuckle elbow drop!

>>42386383
Anon just needs to buy the right bottle of fake pheromones and they'll all be fooled.

>>42386516
>hydrated
side effects may include GLOWING SWEAT

>>42386042
>get sent to Wantanamo bay
>a place that only hires the baddest bitches to work for it
>only way out is through getting married or serving your sentence
>not a single man has successfully finished his time
>you were given the option of taking a plea deal and marrying a cu sith or go here
>you decided to take your chances here
>it's been a few months and you've learned how to survive here
>the anubis warden is a hardass so if she says to do something you do it immediately
>she won't hesitate to send you to the kennel
>you don't know what the kennel is but no man has ever came back
>stay in the center of crowds to not get spontaneously grabbed by a werewolf gaurd
>They'll drag you away and make you their alpha
>don't grab the kiki cleaners
>last man who tried got sent to the "master" section of the prison
>if you see a hellhound hide and pray
>if they see a man they like, he isn't going to last long in here
>these rules has kept you safe so far
>until you got unlucky one day
>just minding your own business in the cafeteria and then it happens
>a hellhound walkes into the room and immediately makes eye contact with you
>she smiles
>oh fuck no
>it's clear your days are numbered
>if you want out you're going to have to break out
>your best bet is to sneak onto one of the ships that come in and put of the bay
>after some very creative prison diy, you managed to make a very crude screwdriver and pop off a ceiling vent
>you're gettimg out tonight!
>you felt pride in your plan until you hear gaurds open your door
>you quickly hide the screwdriver in your pants
>the warden anubis and a kobold step in
>suprise inspection
>the kobold sniffs all over the room while you are held against the wall by the warden
>the kobold gets to you and freezes
>she sniffs your pants
>oh god she knows
>she sniffs your crotch
>the warden yanks her off and admonishes her for molesting on the job
>the kobold sulks and they leave you to yourself
>that was too close
>need to get the hell out of here
>that night a hellhound barges into your room
>only to find it empty
>you sprint towards the docks as alarms blare and distant barking can be heard
>you see a ship leaving port
>you can make it
>something catches your leg and you slam to the ground
>it's the kobold
>shit she must remember your scent
>you try to pry her off but she clings to you hard
>the ship sails away and shortly you are surrounded by wolf girls
>3 weeks in the kennel
>you are dragged to your new cell
>it's not likely you'll ever come back
>the kennel's door opens and you see...
>a fairly luxurious room
>what
>it's been a few hours and you don't understand what's happening
>this is a punishment?
>the food is better than what you ate BEFORE prison
>half way through your meal though, you feel funny
>you feel hot
>you pick through the food to see what caused it
>there's mushrooms in this food
>rage shrooms
>the kennel door opens
>it's the warden again and that damned kobold
>the warden lightly pushes the kobold inside
>"have a nice honeymoon"
>the door shuts
>the kobold runs into your arms
>another man is lost to Wantanamo bay

Everybody gangster until the cats start breaking out the mollytom cocktails

>>42385100
>police dullahan hears a rape whistle
>quickly arrives at the scene
>finds a ghoul trying to take Anon's pants off
>ghoul tells her that she can join in if she holds him down
>dullahan looks into Anon's pleading eyes
>the lonely nights are too much for her
>tag teams him with the ghoul
>shenanigans ensue as the straight-laced cop now has to live under the same roof as a ghoul criminal
>both of them demand Anon take their side and participate in their hijinks

>>42386491
Young amazons have a thing for wizards. It’s like when a teenage boy watches Eva, sees Misato and goes
>I want that

Post your sleepiest dormice please!

>>42386663

cat

>>42386676
old cat

>>42386675
Comfy snuggle mouse

>>42386676
>>42386691
love kots

>>42386693
sleepy time...

>>42386699
and kots love you

>>42386691
Time to show her the power of youth.

>>42386691

>>42386663

>>42386663
I’m going to defeat them!

>>42386744
>Anon, moments before getting SNUGGED

Cats are not loyal.

>>42386663
>>42386675
>>42386738
>"*yawns* All tunnels lead to Skavenblight, Onii-chan. *yawns back to sleep*"

>>42386774
>smelly dog paws typed this

>>42386735
making old MGs feel young again is the greatest thing ever and that's why all three of my waifus are over 5000 years old!

>>42386691
>>42386735
This is why unead girls aren't that great. Why do I want a woman who's ancient and well over a millennia old but still only looks like she's 23? I want the bags, the sags, the veins, this is what makes my brain go into a breeding frenzy.

>I want a harem of exotic girls!
>I want a noble 2000 years old powerful wife!
>I wa-
No. You will all marry a couple of common succubi and you will like it.

Cat women rape men. Kittens, old cougars, tiger moms, jaguar queens, you name it, you're a living, breathing, priceless, ultimate-quality dildo to them. Get over it, they run your life, as god intended, cry about it.

>>42386848
can I at least get triplet gyaru common succs?

>>42386848
Can I just have the blue one?

>>42386848
see that's why i follow trails of candy into the forest

>>42386848
of course? succs are the best

>>42386848
Succubi keep the mamono world running. But if I don’t get my amazon waifu, I’m going to treat them like muscle doms.

>>42386873
Wow lady, you must be super powerful with that giant hat!

>>42386851
But my name isn’t Thomas!

Love is expressed in bitemarks

>>42386944
Lip stick marks are infinitely better. Fight me.

>>42386944
bites and scratches are the best, even more when you show off your "battle wounds" to embarrass her

>>42386848
Nah, I still want a much younger super rare species wife.

>>42386924
More like super ugly lmao

>>42386964
YOU'RE FUCKING THE HAGCUBUS AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!!!

>>42386987
ok but i won't respect her

>>42386987
I would rather fuck a young Alp than a washed up Succ

>>42386964
i want a much older rare species wife. we should team up and look for a mother/daughter combo

>>42386956
How undignified!

>>42386987
oh no?!

>>42387045
aw frig dude, my levels

>>42386987
She’s gonna put on the cosplay and like it.

>>42386848
I don't care if she's common or noble, if she gets with me she's my slave.

>>42386944
Biters get the ball gag.

>>42386835
And infertile

>>42387105
found the necrophile

>>42387052
its ok, she can hold onto them for you

Snuggling with Kiki.

>All the poor succ fuckers losing levels
Thankfully I am a catfucker, so my levels are nice and safe.

>>42387133
familiarity breeds contempt

>>42387141
>go to cat kingdom
>keep all your levels but are instead a literal slave instead of just figurative.

>>42387141
hope you like having your class changed to Tom

>>42387121
succu wife sucking away all my adventuring levels and bringing me on missions with her as a cute healer/mascot <3

>>42387151
What does earning a level in Tom mean.

>>42387141
God I love ribbed sweaters.

>>42387143
I would never hold Kiki in contempt.