/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42365463
Your wife looks like my side chick.

>>42365469
*Rubs my glans on your cheek*
Sorry, what did you say? Open your mouth again, I couldn't hear you.

>>42365482
You are rubbing your clitorious glans on me just like Reimu does.

>>42365469
YOU look like MY side chick, fruity ass nigga.

Hakurei Reimu once again carelessly drinks herself into a stupor and passes out on the floor without so much as changing her clothes or even bathing.
What is your course of action upon discovering this event?

>>42365784
Tongue bath and kissing and when that wakes her up sex for the purpose of both pleasure and procreation, after that the daily shrine duties

>>42365541
10/10 lmao that nigga got OBLITERATED

>>42365463
Wasn't she convicted for domestic violence a couple years back?

>>42367890
Judge Shikieiki let her off easy because she has small tits!

I had a dream where I was crossing a river on stepping stones. Then Reimu appeared floating beside me and told me to "go with the flow." What could it mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHDNQzqqduw

>>42365463
Why her anon
I'm sure you could of done better than this dirt poor, gold digging, grumpy, lazy, shallow, depressed and boring miko.

>>42368706
he fell in love with her AI DEgenerated fingers

>>42368750
I kind of enjoy them

>>42365463
Why is teh Reimers so based and redpilled, /b/ros?

>>42365463
God I want to suck a fat nasty seafood ramen brap out of her asshole

>>42368760
>enjoy

>>42369147
"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension"

>>42365784
carry my wife to our bed and change her into her juban

>>42365784
Take a sample of her DNA to produce a clone that can inherit the Hakurei God.

>>42368706
because i relate a lot to her, and i know that beyond all those flaws, lays a pretty and goodhearted miku. she is just a lonely gril who simply doesn't really has a reason to do things, nor any real help with her struggles and despite that, she never abandoned her job to protect her land despite not receiving any compensation for it and being free to leave at any moment. she just needs a bit of appreatiation and some genuine affection

>>42365784
Reimu is actually only slightly tipsy and is pretending to have passed out so you will "rape" her.

>>42369147
what in the absolute fuck is this body horror 'the thing' tier nonsense???

>>42365784
Give her a comfy blanket.

>>42377324
I'll give (You) a comfy blanket

>>42376324
And when she wakes up she'll use that as blackmail to extort you for cash

>>42376847
typical AI cancer, nothing unusual

>>42377356
P-Prompts and model?

>>42377356
>>42369147
kino

>>42377327
Thanks, anon.

>>42369147
>>42377356
>even deformed, gore AI generated with a bad on purpose prompt is better than what 90% of the guro drawfags can make
UH OH, NOT LIKE THIS PIXIVSISTERS...

>>42372360
I like Reimu's many different outfits, but something about the juban tells me, "this is the sex Reimu".

>>42377356
What's most concerning about this picture is the amount of bang ribbons Reimoo has.
All and all, 10/10

>>42365463
She fucks old men for donations.

>>42379024
>old
I'm in my 20s nigger kys

>>42379801
Old ass fuck

writefag are you here in this thread?

wake up

>>42381714
I'm here, unfortunately as I was prewriting the second half of a two parter my computer died, as I'm tired I'm just going to go to sleep while slightly annoyed from losing my progress. I should be more or less free tomorrow so ill post then hopefully before midday here

Reimu had something on her mind, that much was clear anyways. However she didn't seem to want to broach the subject even when you two were alone and that made the anticipation almost unbearable. It was night now, you and Reimu had some rare alone time out on the veranda while Kasen and Marisa were off in their rooms sensing the atmosphere and giving you two some space. There were few words passed between you two as the heat from the tea drifted gently up into the cold night becoming visible under the weak moonlight.
Letting Reimu compose herself and find her words you let your eyes wonder across the yard in front of you, the snow was thick on the ground in front of you only disturbed here and that by footfalls from earlier that preserved those moments until the next snowfall saw fit to erase them. The light seemed to scatter endlessly upon the the thick powder amplifying the moon's faint glow and letting you clearly make out the smaller details that played across your troubled wife's face as you glanced over. As you sipped at your tea your own thoughts were rather anxious, every man would dread such a situation when your wife would 'want to talk' after all.
You knew her long enough to tell that she was in a rut and while you've never been the best with words like this, you knew you had to hurry things along before you got frostbite through your padded footwraps. You let your arms rest in your lap, teacup in your hands keeping them warm through the pottery and spoke, "Reimu... Its okay to say what you're thinking, i'll hear you out no matter what.". Reimu accepted your words and it seemed to put her at ease a bit as she nodded slightly, after a bit of hesitation she opened her mouth seemingly intent on actually stating her thoughts this time.
"Its just... I can never tell if you're actually happy... With me or with anything anymore..." Reimu shifted a bit uncomfortably where she sat on the cold wood, "The only times I see you smile anymore is when you're around... anyone else but me...". Silence fell at her words as they gently puffed to vapor and before you could form a reply she continued, "I know... I know I don't have any right to say this but I want you to be happy around me again!". Reimu looked up at you with those expectant eyes, eyes that would've once made you drink poison if she asked sweetly enough, but now they moved you little as any emotions you could've let yourself feel were crushed under the leaden weight of the knowledge of the demon that lurked inside her.
You breathed in deeply, enjoying the sting of cold in your lungs before the air was quickly warmed by your body and you exhaled visibly, you knew this talk was coming eventually in some form at least. Despite that the moment still threw you off, you may not have practiced any speeches but you had a general idea of what to say at least. You gazed at the raven haired miko, her hair jet black seemed to absorb the pale glow of the moon only to be contrasted by her fair face and the white bits of cloth on those little hairtubes she habitually wore that shone brightly in spite of the dim moonlight. You opened your mouth, your tone was gentle but unashamed as it was a truth you long accepted, "Honestly, i'm terrified of you. I know that when I turn my back for even a second your true nature will resurface. What scares me the most? Its that I know if I try loving you again then when that times comes i'll once again get caught up in your pace and go back to being a coward...". Your gaze was unflinching, it was something that had to be said after all if you were going to move the two of you past this roadblock.
Reimu's abused eyes hurt you in a way you didn't think you could still be hurt, it reminded you of times past when you came home all those months ago or before she let her demons take control and she was overcome by the horrors of her job. You still had to continue however, "After I came home, after you... tried to kill me..." Reimu's couldn't maintain eye contact at those words and let hers fall to the ground in unmistakable guilt, "I still loved you enough to care, at times I had to pretend otherwise to help you but then you once again started with your old habits.". You felt cold inside much like the wind that sapped your physical warmth as you recalled those times, "It was that night when you were drink... no before that, when you started trying to subtly intimidate me that I realized you wouldn't change." you sipped at your warm tea to wet your drying throat, "Reimu... I want to love you again without having to worry but I know that a year from now or more you'll go back to it if I drop my guard."
You took another sip from your tea warming your body at its core, silence pervaded the area around you as it seemed even the wind lost to the sad and cold words that escaped your mouth. Reimu was silent for awhile after that with her eyes watering, "so thats why... why you keep trying to die... It really is my fault isn't it...?"

She's not your wife OP, she's Marisa's wife.

>>42365463
Your wife looks like my side chick.

>>42395580
Your asshole looks like my cockslot

Sitting there in the cold of that silent night all you could hear was your own heartbeat until the word, "Yes" slipped out of your mouth as you felt it cruel to let her go without an answer, even if she already knew what it would be. You could tell she was crushed in a way you've seen all too often in recent times as she kept her silence simply sitting on the veranda crossleged with her hands clenched and grasping the cloth of her outfit as she stared at the thick winter dress as if it had the solution for your marital problems. Reimu's voice croaked out in that unique way of someone just a hair's breath from breaking down into a wreck, "Can't I do anything... is there no way you'd let yourself love me again...?" she looked up at you her eyes forming tears that glistened in the cold indifferent moonlight yet refused to fall. "I just want us to go back to what we used to have! Just tell me what I have to do... I'll do it! I promise!" the desperate miko was one step from yelling at this point and from her sitting position was half crawling to you as she closed the distance in her plea.
She made it hurt, your heart was pained taking yet more of an emotional toll you didn't know you had to give and you wanted to embrace her and love her like you used too the closer she moved towards you. That couldn't be done however, the more love filled your heart the more the pain did in equal amounts did as you remembered how her face would twist into sadistic grins as she beat you mercilessly into unconsciousness striking at your wounds until they strained and cracked under her assault. It was as if for a second that mask of rage she used to wear superimposed itself onto her pleading sorrowful face and you could vividly remember how she'd leave you battered and broken, not even letting you rest as your body accumulated more and more fractures, welts, and breaks until you were left a pathetic hobbling mess that could barely power through your daily chores without passing out from the pain with only the fear of more violence keeping you going. The memories of how she'd rape you with glee as you lay there concussed and bloody while your body shrieked in pain as she'd exacerbate your injuries completely helpless under her thumb played in your mind the more the lid you on your heart leaked its contents out like a geyser.
For a few moments you felt weak and shaky as a cold sweat formed on your brow as the sights and sounds flashed before your eyes and felt vividly real before you were able to push down those memories and return to the moment. You realized you were shaking and breathing harder almost to the point of hyperventilating as Reimu's expression warped from pure desperation to one of worry, "A-Anon!? Are you alright?!". She hesitated but put her hand on your shoulder shaking you lightly bringing reality back into focus, "A-ah... That..." It took you a long second to regain your composure, "I-I apologize... I lost myself there for a second...". A bit of relief mingled with the worry on her face, "What... what happened to you?" she seemed to already know according to the dread that crept across her eyes. "I... no.. its nothing..." you realized after you said it that it was pointless to hide it, so you took a deep breath to clear your head. "When you got close to me... I really did feel something for you, and when I did... all the bad times came flooding back too like a vision...".
The dispirited miko sat back like all the wind left her sails and her eyes looked hollow as they stared at the ground, "Kasen. Kasen told me about that when you were at Eientei... She said you kept suffering from nightmares when you were recovering, that you would have flashbacks sometimes and get like this.". Her voice was as hollow as her eyes by that point, "I've ruined everything haven't I...?". Reimu stood up slowly, she seemed more fragile then any other time you've seen her, her walk was heavy as if the weight of everything seemed to weigh even on her footsteps as she took a step towards the door when she stopped for a second and without facing you said, "i'm going to take a bath first, the water should still be warm.". You watched her recede into the hallway adjoining the living room through the open doors that she didn't bother closing behind her, your words may have failed you as you knew lying or denying the truth would get you no where but you knew you couldn't let her end the night like this and let the despair consume her soul.
Despite everything that may have happened, despite the trauma you have to endure at her uncaring hands you couldn't let Reimu sink into despair like this, so you followed her inside the dark and gloomy shrine determined to save the heart of the women you gave your life too.

>>42397585
Anon with post-reimu stress disorder!

>>42399869
I warned Reimu about the DV!
I WARNED HER!

Wow Reimu is looking different today!
I think she changed her hairstyle or something... maybe a new ribbon?

Reimu wants a hug. Will you give her a hug?

>>42405234
Oh course i'd hug my wife

>>42405234
Sorry, only give naked hugs to other people's wives, and she's still wearing clothes.

Reimu is going back to page one!

>>42365463
>based reimu

>>42409871
A quote? From whomever do you quote?

Dim yellow light seeped out into the hallway through the sliding door leading into the changing room like a beacon for you to follow. You opened the door finding the room barren of life with only a trace of Reimu's presence in her clothes laying in a pile on the floor where she stripped down not having the energy to place them in the basket like she usually did. You wasted little time in gathering her clothes up and disposing of them properly before removing you own and doing the same, the door to the bathroom proper was shut as you approached it but you could feel a gentle heat leaking out as you reached out to the handle. A warm humid air graced your skin as the door opened, the lamps in the bathroom gave off more of that yellow light casting the area in a warm and homely glow you've grown used to over the years despite the best efforts of the wooden framed windows that lined the upper walls to absorb the light into its pitch darkness.
The tub of water sat over the small fireplace under it, its embers still glowing red and orange despite the air slowly turning its outer coating white as the carbon cooked off and the gentle heat from the tub flowed up into the pitch dark windows where its heat became visible as it rapidly condensed. Sitting next to that large earthenware comfort was Reimu's listless body facing somewhere between the tub and the door. Reimu barely reacted to your entry only giving you a glance as she sat there with her elbows on her knees hiding nothing from you in a stark reminder of what she's become mentally and emotionally. Reimu's hair was entirely undone letting the raven colored hair flow freely down like silk across her contrasting ivory shoulders and back. Her lithe body was a work of art you've grown to adore even through the worst of times but you didn't feel lust as you looked at the emotional wreck shes become.
You pulled up your stool next to her and noted her own basin that sat next her delicate legs was dry without even a drop to fill it as she likely just came in here to stew in the despair that gripped her, you were not unfamiliar with that thought yourself. Grabbing your own basin from a shelf on the wall you scooped up some water from the warm tub and sat down next to her, which seemed to prompt her to bury her face in her hands as if to avoid even the peripheral sight of you. The water from the basin poured down your own head wetting your body and hair to get it ready for cleaning. Honestly you couldn't say she didn't deserve what she was going through, it wasn't sadism or anger that made you feel that way only the purest form of cause and effect as you weren't sure if you'd ever be able to love her again without the terror that resurged alongside it.
"If you stay here too long you'll catch cold." you said with some forced joviality in your voice, you didn't get a response so you continued as you lathered, "Its going to be 5 years by next autumn you know? And for all of those years since I came to Gensokyo i've been with you.". She stirred at your words slightly but that's all, "I-I don't know what our marriage will look like from this winter onwards but it will continue..." you paused to gather your thoughts as you rinsed the suds from your body. Reimu's soft voice spoke up finally, "Its fine... I already gave you up when... when I tried to kill you..." her voice betrayed nothing but resignation, "When you told me about what happened between you three in Kasen senkai I was jealous for a while... but I wasn't mad... I can tell they love you deeply you know? and... and I know you love them the same, they always make you smile and when they're around its the only time you're comfortable with me...".
You rinsed yourself before speaking up, "Its true, I do love them... They've given me strength and love that I haven't had for a very long time. I owe them my life and soul..." with a word of warning you wet Reimu's hair with the basin's contents and began shampooing it. "You're also right that its only when they're around that I feel safe around you... Reimu, you broke me entirely and they were the only ones who were willing to help, if you found me then you would've killed me." Silence filled the bathroom for a short while, "However, the one I came back too, the only one i've touched since then was you and you alone." you wrapped your arms around her from the back, "Reimu, i'm not going anywhere even if I need help i'm not leaving your side until the bitter end.". You whispered into her ear softly, "I don't know how it'll turn out in the future, but I can never leave you" Reimu started shaking slightly as you heard her hiccuping and shaky voice ring out, "Y-you'll really stay here with me...? E-even though i've done such horrible things...?" her voice hung in the air before you answered with a simple, "yes".
The two of you were in the darkness of the hallway, although it wasn't her day you couldn't let Reimu be alone for now and followed her your shared futon.

Well thats a three parter out of the way, i'd estimate about one more chapter before I wrap it up. Maybe an epilogue chapter.
I'm still mad that the first draft I had of that chapter got deleted after some computer fuckery, I will never not be mad. Either way even if anon's broken and the future is uncertain he won't give up!

>>42413791
You're cute

>>42414174
Thank you kindly anon-chan

Walking on the 'mu before she's finished getting ready!

Remember, take it easy!

>>42365463
If she's your wife you should at least know how to say her name

How good at kissing do you think Reimu is?

>>42421372
If her name isn't Reimu what is it

>>42421484
It is Reimu, Hakurei Reimu.
Not Reimu Hakurei

>>42421548

>>42421603
Shitty translation

>>42421703
no you

>>42421484
Grumpy.

My second favorite 'mu pics are when she looks grumpy and stares at (you)

Anon let the thread get dragged to page 9!
Apologize. Apologize to Reimu NOW!

>>42429136
I fell asleep while thinking how pretty she is, if anything she should say sorry

>>42429136
Haha. Bye Reimu!

>>42425522
Not canon, Hagmu has bigger tits

>>42434609
Reimu is super flat! Flattest they come!

Reimu is mad she isn't colored in

Marisa had takes up 1/3 of this entire drawing

>>42365463
kill yourself ai shill

>>42441369
anon are the AI shills in the room with us???

>>42391405
>>42397585
>>42413768
I love this. Keep it coming.

>>42441369
These drawhoes are shook by AI. They know they're on borrowed time.

>>42434887
That'll change the second she turns 60

>>42444909
W-what happens when she turns 60?

Reimu is really trying hard to make her shrine more popular!

I was gonna write a story, but then I go sleep
I was gonna finish the last chapter, but then I go sleep
I was gonna proofread my work, but then I go sleep
but then I go sleep
but then I go sleep
but then i go sleep~

>>42445492
The hagification begins

Page 9 is too close to 10

>>42457546
Page five is dangerous too...

>>42458954
Page 7? Right out

>>42445492

It was a usual day at the shrine, the winter was slowly waning outside as January was nearing its end but it was more then cold enough for even the stubborn hermit to be planted firmly under the kotatsu. You understood her as you just finished up with your training session with her and rinsed yourself off before almost beelining it to the humming heater yourself letting the remaining moisture from your skin evaporate and your body finally warm up. Everyone was gathering into the living room slowly today, Reimu just came back from the village market with some supplies and Marisa beat her home a good half an hour after her own business was concluded, whatever that was, and Aunn as always was camped in the deepest part of the kotatsu. Aside from the fact that it was soon to be lunch there was a reason everyone was making themselves at home in the living room, that is this morning over breakfast you asked for them all to be present as you and Reimu wished to speak to them both.
It didn't take long for you finish up lunch even if it was from scratch, and it took even less for everyone to start digging in as the hunger from this morning's labors made the best seasoning even for the rather simple lunch you all shared. Soon everyone finished and you to get some hot green tea served in everyones' cups before taking your spot at Reimu's side. You sat cross legged on the small cushion not tucking your legs into the already cramped kotatsu only a few short inch from the miko's side and thanks to the size of the table you were practically within arms reach of everyone. You took a sip of your flavorful tea enjoying its aroma and heat before the words you practiced in your head came to the forefront of your mind.
You placed your teacup down on the table and addressed the room, you were calm and composed squeezing Reimu's hand softly as you began, "Last night I was talking to Reimu about our future, about how life would be for us after this winter is over..." you glanced between Marisa and Kasen who gave you their attention with a knowing gaze, you wouldn't be surprised to learn later that they both were eavesdropping the entire time, and Aunn naturally was sleeping unaware of the conversation entirely. You didn't have to look at Reimu's face to know her expression was conflicted, despite her proposing this course she still didn't like it entirely but knew the gravity of her actions left little other choice. "Kasen, Marisa... I love both of you, I love you both deeply and wholly and I can't imagine living life without you both!" you bowed your head, brazenly disregarding their honorifics, "I greedily want you both to stay by my side forever so I can love you as my wives till the end!".
You lifted your head unable to keep a bit of red embarrassment from creeping up into your cheeks before Reimu followed suit, her voice was meeker than your loud and confident request, "I... I want you to please support Anon as you have been... I've been unreasonable before... but I hope you can forgive me just this once and listen to my request...". Reimus voices petered out to nothing and a brief silence filled the room where only the sounds of Aunn's snoring and the humming from the heater filled the room before you heard Marisa sigh, she turned to Kasen, "So I guess you owe me one, It wasn't romantic at all like I said ze!". "It seems your right, I should've known to expect such an awkward confession.".
Kasen turned to you her face betraying a note of amusement despite the seriousness tried projecting, "I believe both me and Marisa-san have already expressed our interest but I'll say it once more, we have had no intention of leaving you to alone from the start. Honestly you should really consider the situation more, you know this is a problem you've always had in your straightforwardness. You get tunnel vision an-" Kasen clears her throat stopping herself in her tracks before she slips deeper into lecture mode. Marisa who was nodding along speaks up as well, "Its true anyways, we were planning on hanging around unless you chased us out with a broom daze~. I suppose its nice to be asked though..." a small blush crept along her face as she considered her next words, "Well as for becoming your wife... sheesh I was right the first time ze~ you really are a playboy... anyways! you gotta ask a girl more nicely then that, get a good mood going and all ze!.".
You couldn't hold back a smile from creeping across your face from joy and judging from Reimu's expression a nontrivial amount of relief was felt. "You're right of course, i'll ask properly soon enough and propose to both of you the right way!".
It was a couple of days later that you were reminded of the importance never underestimating the tengu as you found a newspaper sitting under the torii as you shoveled the snow one morning. It read, "Harem master Anon?! famous playboy Anon-kun set to marry the famous Marisa Kirisame and stoic Kasen Ibaraki! Jilted wife Reimu tells all!".

So ideally I could've split out this scene into three different chapters, one being a marisa confession, a Kasen confession, Reimu accepting it, and maybe a lewd scene but for now I feel this can settle anon-kun's story arc in a satisfying enough way without turning the whole thing into a proper novel. Thank you for reading and putting up with my inconsistent releases and sometimes rough chapters!
I'll probably make an epilogue chapter or something and maybe a lewd scene but its not set in stone, i'll probably expand on this last chapter on Ao3 so please look forward to it and thank you for enjoying anon-kun's struggles! and remember to luv ur 'mu!

>>42465435
Personally I would've enjoyed something more wholesome involving the relationship actually being fixed by it's nice to see it come to end after 2 months

>>42365482
*opens wide while sticking tongue out*
Aaaaaaaaaaah~

>>42465461
Can't lie that I would've enjoyed it as well but I was setting up some form of competition all the way back from from last spring and realized I wrote myself into a corner during anon's autumn and the start of last winter. Reimu was a genuinely horrible person from the get go of the OG stories and only became worse naturally. I couldn't shake the feeling that simply having them patch things up would only cheapen Anon-kun's character and story arc and have it become a story of Reimu learning nothing as everything she's done is forgiven despite the hell she put him through.
By the time of Kasen and Marisa's proper involvement in the story I simply couldn't dismiss them especially as critical as they were to Anon-kuns recovery in the last arc. They did serve their purpose to me, which was to show that Anon-kun had options and didn't have to live like this as well as becoming a lasting and permanent consequence to Reimus horrible actions.

Overall I'm satisfied with how the story came out in the end, Anon-kun expanded his horizons, Reimu got some form of punishment, and Kasen and Marisa were rewarded as I quickly realized that monogamous marriage probably isn't widely practiced in shintoism and having mistresses would be rather normal so it isn't a stretch to have things turn out like this

>>42465506
She looks like she lets White men fuck her exlusively.

>>42466197
Is this what makes you happy anon-chan? Race Racebaiting on weeb forums?

camping with Reimu
Yes?
No?
what treats will you bring for her?

>>42470653
Yeah I would but I doubt she likes camping, you gotta walk to where you're camping and then set up the tent and fire and all. I like to bring those cheese and cracker snack packs and beef jerky so she can have one of those

Reimu's looking kinda different today...

>>42462711
Reimoo...

Mu bump

>>42432814
She looks so comfy

I see you're not bumping my thread anon
Why is that?

REIMU NO

She's had enough of this Gensokyo shit!

>>42489240
Reimu going on an extermination spree!

>>42488375
Made me smile

wtf is this real????

>>42502829
>mfw it works
fucking wild

>>42485920
But I am!

>>42472534
Yuyuko wouldn't last as the Hakurei shrine maiden. When the donations run dry, Reimu has to start skipping meals...

>>42514494
Yuyuko is a rather studious girl despite the aorheadedness she fronts. She'd do 10x better then Reimu in gather donations and faith and would never have an empty belly!

>>42514494
Reimu has one last trick up up her sleeve to keep herself fed

Reimu is an avaricious, lazy, racist, and incompetent shrine maiden who wastes all her money on flower viewing parties and sake.
Only filthy neets would like a girl like her.

>>42521947
I'm not filthy, but I am a neet and love her very much

>>42522156
>I'm not filthy
Don't lie, I can smell you and your room from here

>>42521947
I love Reimu and I WISH I was a NEET.

>>42522172
I would never lie in my wife's thread

>>42522186
How do I know you aren't lying right now anon

>>42522561
Because I never lie

>>42522668
You promise?

>>42522852
How can I promise I wont lie when I never lie

today is my birthday, and all I want is a reimu gf

This is a jpeg but i could of sworn she blinked
Am i going schizo? Is it over?

>>42528514
Break the glass anon, let her out

>>42528514
she didnt blink, she winked (at me)

>>42532146
she couldn't have winked at you through my phone anon.
>>42528614
I don't have a job anon breaking my phone isn't a wise thing to do. shell have to stay there for some time. One day i will have money and i will let her out.

pageu ten

I love her so much

>>42551516
I see reimu wanted to roleplay today

>>42551516
Reimu after being conquered by the Moriya shrine and being sold off and held in a warehouse in the bad part of the human village

>>42552115
delete that

>>42365463
thats my wife though

reimu

Reimu picking fresh fruits for her dinner!

>>42570380
Wow, my wife is so frugal!

>>42550640
Please don't teach your softs to smoke, its not good for them!

>>42581833
I can't believe you spoiled Reimu's innocence...

>>42587781
What fucking game even is that?

>>42591085
the best one

>>42452058
Imagine. The. Fucking. Smell.

>>42596555
anon please I can only get so hard

>>42566057
hates the antichrist

>>42610044
Dr Pepper tastes weird, I pick Reimu.

>>42613130
Based.

>>42602595
You like some stinky miko don't you?

reimu!

>>42365463
>My wife Reimu Hakurei is so cute
Just don't piss her off.

Remember to have your miko not wash for about three days for the ideal level of maiden aroma

>>42610044
The Dr.Pepper has more value.

>>42626638
It's just carbonated water with sugar

Chinkmu!

>>42626733
Do you honestly think that Reimu has more value and a can of carbonated sugar?

>>42623703
slutty miko

>>42610044
What if I force her to drink Dr Pepper?

I understand Reimu, entirely!

she single haha?

>>42658525
>>42658518
>>42658509
Dining and dashing with Reimu!

>>42658845
is that euphemism for running away without paying

>>42658914
it is indeed

>>42659161
wow i got the joke

>>42659240
Proud of you

>>42658914
I don't think dine and dash is a euphemism. It's pretty literal.

>>42666332
I unironically thought it was an american chain restaurant or something which serves food very quickly

I love my starving wife!

>>42658525
>>42658518
>>42658509
What AI model is this?

>>42672884
It's stable diffusion, the checkpoint(model) can be found here:
https://mega.nz/file/uc8nGBDI#ByYr79zuzIpas4bye-K-XAX6e-RXTZFxfM_zfegc4qY
Even as the person who trained the model I find it mediocre, but you judge it yourself.

>>42673682
>>42365463
kill yourself ai shill

>>42673682
>>42672884
Live yourself ai shill

What do you think of the Reimu I just drew?

>>42676332

>>42676355
nice nice
looks very horny though

>>42676355
I enjoy

Hey if I were to leave an offering for Reimu, what should I leave? A good chunk of change, a bag of nonperishables, or a bottle of booze? Asking because she deserves all three really, but I want to impose choices.

>>42677200
I'd offer one of those fake 20's that's actually just some Christian prayer

>>42677200
Go to your local river and cut of a kappa's arm and donate it to reimu.

>>42673682
damn

>>42677200
if you leave the money she'd just spend it on booze.
Leave the food

>>42684831
oh sorry i didn't realize this was an ai shill thread, please ignore my post

>>42684831
>what are you excited about
ahh she's so innocent...

>>42684871
No she's isn't.

Describe Reimu's scent for me.

>>42689625
proof?

>>42691527
bags of sand

>>42691527
wet dog and sake

I need the full Lost Word sprites for the purpose of imaginary tummy kissing.

cleared Wily Beast and Weakest Creature with Reimu Eagle today

>>42691527
Marisa. Reimu smells like Marisa.

>>42708287
wow, i'm suprised my wife is such good friends with my good friend Marisa that they smell like each other!
they must cuddle a lot!

I'm about to go to bed, but I wanted to leave this here
https://files.catbox.moe/jzmy6u.png

>>42365463
she only cares about you due to donations, kek.

>>42708287
Reimu's salty pits!

Reimu is too powerful! Who can stop her?!

>>42365463
congratulations on your cute jobber wife

>>42715858
elaborate...

>>42730247

>>42740967
Full prompt, may you sir?

>>42741077
ignore the weird negatives I copied them from one of my old prompts and was too lazy to get rid of the weird stuff

Masterpiece, best quality, best work, reimu, brown hair, (headpat:1.2), another's hand,
Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, mutations, bad proportions, extra head, ugly, imperfections, disfigured, fake, broom, (thigh boots), japanese train, microphone, animal ears, witch hat, white hair, pointy ears, bodysuit, tight clothes,
Steps: 30, Sampler: DPM++ 2M Karras, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 3074181614, Size: 768x1024, Model hash: 44619ac1, Denoising strength: 0.51, Clip skip: 2, First pass size: 0x0

I'm using the model from here:
https://civitai.com/models/11685/kamelewd

>>42722611
*reimu reaches for her sake cup* "Where's my sake" reimu wonders. The focus pans to Suika drinking her sake. "SUIKA!!"

>>42744348
Dammnit anon you make me want something that I didn't know I wanted

>>42365463
She's barren.

>>42748128
WTF anon you can't just say that about a girl's chest!

>>42748684
What am I allowed to say about Reimu's chest?

Fuck Reimu.

>>42755375
delete

>>42755375
don't mind if i do

>>42755375
I already did.

Reimu has made many men happy, if you know what I mean.

I love my wife Reimu!

>>42771012
Yes of course I know, she's saved many villagers from youkai after all

>>42771121
Tw reimu is a real treat

>>42778551
Silly 'mu forgot her sarashi wrap

Reimu is sleeping...