/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4236431
Well, at least like this Battler has an excuse to cry like a bitch.

>>4236445
And it's even more badass when Battlerko slams heads into tables.

>>4236445
While she's being ganraped by the seven brothers of purgatory.

Bern and Lambda should be trap shotas.

>>4236449
I thought that was Sakutaroko?

>>4236449
Female Ronove would join in as well.

So how does Rosa's wink transfer to Brosa's GAR?

>>4236449
Do not want.

>mantrice

I need to see this.

>>4236464
With Sakura it's rape, with Battlerko it's consensual.

>>4236469

Why is Battlerko such a slut?

http://witch-hunt.com/news.html

Episode 6: Dawn of the Golden Witch

* Translation: 3%
* Editing: 0%

>>4236486
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!

>>4236485
Because Battler is also a slut.

She probably gets it from Rudolfko, who as stated previously, kept her reverse harem whipped and managed to bone Asumu and Kyrie simultaneously. Paternity tests wouldn't have been available, so she couldn't find out who the father was, resulting in the baby swapping mess.

>>4236486
FFFF IT'S NOT A TROLLL

This combined with Lagann-hen...my god, it's glorious.

Most of the cast looks better gender-bent

Too much female-to-male discussion in here, not enough male-to-female.

Hmmm... When Battler is gender bended he looks an awful lot like Ange...

OH SHIT GUYS WHAT DID I JUST STUMBLE UPON.

>>4236504
Mantsuhi is still moe. He's insecure about his impotency and his incredibly stupid retard-moe waifu. Mantrice and Mantsuhi are bros.

bye bye, sexual tension between NatsuhixEva
you were my uncanon OTP

>>4236513
So, as we never see !Real Battler and !Real Ange together, are you insinuating they're one and the same?

>>4236511
Oh fuck, Georgeko (Georgia?) looks above average there.

Ronove needs to be a meganekko with rather prominent yuri tendencies.

So does ManEva want Georgia to go back into his scrotum?

Is female Hideyoshi fat?

>>4236531
now i suspect rape between MANrosa and Mario

The end of EP2 would play out a lot like an eroge, and I'm okay with this.

If we do actually make new sprites and rewrite the translation for this, we need sprites for Furniture!Battlerko. Or CGs.

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>>4236531
>Little tiny top hat

Mio?

>>4236540
It's Brosa, dude. Brosa.

>>4236539
She's only a little bit fat, but since this is Umineko and every non-loli, non-witch is a MILF, it mostly just transfers to tits.

>>4236543
>If we do actually make new sprites and rewrite the translation for this
Now this would be /jp/ project I can support.

>>4236553
Hell yeah, the one thing /jp/ does that doesn't suck ass.

We need to come up with some situations and whatnot to make changes to first, though. We aren't just going to go in and swap pronouns and genitalia.

>>4236557
So if Kinzo is Sean Connery, what other old-but-fuckable female celebrity is there to base Kinzoko off of?

genderbending.

i thought this was /jp/ not /a/

God I wanna fuck Battlerko

>>4236565
Judi Dench

Gender swapped Kinzo

>>4236575
So does Mantrice.

Also, the trap twins will save us so much work if we ever get to bending later games.

>>4236593
no, they won't, you have to redraw them as ambiguous men, not women

>>4236583
That could work.

So does Kinzoko just scream and bitch constantly about Mantrice? ...Actually, there's no difference there. That's what's awesome about genderbending Umineko. The personalities of the characters can stay exactly the same, but achieve so much more asskicking.

>>4236616
Just add pants.

>>4236591
Took me a while to get that.

>>4236616
No you don't, you'd just have to switch which one is the trap.

And we don't know which that is, so yeah.

>>4236593
>So does Mantrice.
>Implying he didn't rape her already in episode 2

>>4236626
Or not. You're basically just continuing the guessing game but switching which one has a penis.

So Kanon will look like a loli now, but will actually be a boy? Or should we put aside Shkannon for now and just make Kanon a loli and Shannon an inept guy whose dick Battler wants to grope?

>>4236644
It took me a while to notice that there was text in that image. Battlerko thighs are the best kind.

>>4236636
with the current, we're no supposed to know which is the woman (because they both look like one), so inverting we shouldn't know which is the man

>>4236645
Bulges have gotten bigger since lass time. Shannon stuffs his pants.

>>4236645
Basically.

Also, Jessica is a lot more awesome as a man.

>>4236655
He really is. He's more tolerable now that the Jessikanon fangirls won't swoon over Kanon and love the pairing because he's so ~dark~ and ~deep~.

So basically, Jessie is a shallow lolicon who punches his friends frequently? Moon-kun is kind of awesome now.

>>4236644
I fapped.

>>4236636
So they're like Hansel and Gretel from Black Lagoon?

>>4236665
And suddenly, we need to gender swap Touhou.

>>4236671
That's a pretty good way to explain it.

Nanjoko will be terrifying. Can we beat DEEN at their own game and change all the fat into tits like we did for MILFdeyoshi?

>>4236655
Kanon can't be a woman, he's already a woman.

>>4236683
S/he would be lovely

You should call this new version Golden Girls

>>4236644
I suddenly want to see a pregnant Battlerko.

>>4236645
>should we put aside Shkannon for now

Yes. Yes, we should.

>>4236644
Episode 2 is even better now. Goddamn.

>>4236644
Episode 2 is now a lot better than it is now.

>>4236763
but would lose the whole undressing erotism

>>4236763
There would be the whole issue of Mantrice parading a naked girl around due to loldoublestandards, but fuck it, I think Mantrice would get more brofists for doing so than anything else.

>>4236772
Why? It would be a naked chick undressing mantrice, it's as erotic.

>>4236787
not nearly, for women letting a man undress them is by far more of an intimate act and the whole process is more erotic than with a man

>>4236772
If Beatrice got naked and stripped Battler and proceeded to have glorious hatesex with him, it would be ridiculously hot.

It's the exact same for Battlerko and Mantrice, but possibly even better because Battlerko's an even bigger pervert than Beatrice.

mantrice looks like the dude from logh

>>4236802
For taking off a shirt, maybe. Once Battlerko started undoing Mantrice's belt, though...I think your opinion would change.

Though why would Mantrice need assistance in putting on what's really just a slightly fancier suit? Is he just so awesome that he's making Battlerko strip him for shits and giggles and fucking? Beato had a practical reason.

This is why Umineko is so glorious once genderbent.

Battlerko looks like she can suck a mean cock.

>>4236823
Of course she does. You are now realizing that every Battler fangirl has been thinking that he can eat out like a fucking god.

I don't know why either Battler or Battlerko would be desperate enough for oral sex to have their cousin promise to let them get some in a decade.

>>4236821
>Battlerko started undoing Mantrice's belt
Suddenly, my pants feel a lot tighter.

>>4236821
Dammit, someone write the genderbent ending of EP2 already.

>>4236840
Exactly why genderbending Umineko is such an amazing idea. You trade the quantity of girls for the quality.

>>4236821
it wouldn't, again, for women the act is more intimate,, guys are shy, girls do it for a reason

>>4236846
I would do this if someone could upload a text file of that part. I'm too lazy to write it out on my own, I need something pre-existing to go through and edit and make changes to.

>>4236840
You are now imagining Battlaura taking off your own pants.

>>4236835
No, i'm realizing that Battler can probably suck a mean cock, too.

>>4236867
>>4236835
Battler can suck and eat anything. Like every other Ushiromiya, he's a sex god.

>>4236850
I realize that you're not going to change your mind and I'm arguing pointlessly with a troll, but whatever.

Point is, just shut up for a minute and picture EP2 genderbent. Mantrice smarmily sliding his suit jacket off while giving the order for Battlerko to strip him. She takes off his shirt for him, yeah, that's not revealing tits or anything particularly intimate like it would for a female. Battlerko stops, still having some kind of shame or sense of embarrasment despite being both furniture and a dick-hungry pervert. Mantrice then tells her to start taking off his pants. So she reaches forwards or maybe kneels down, and starts undoing his belt.

She probably fucks up and drops it on the ground, and Mantrice rages because it's an expensive belt, worth more than Battlerko herself.

Then Battlerko gives him a blowjob and they have lots of hatesex.

>>4236879

>>4236879
We need fapfiction of this.

>>4236875
I wish Battler sucks my stake of Asmodeus

;_;

>>4236889
I'll start on this as soon as I can.

>>4236894

>>4236879
Notice how the troll hasn't insisted that this isn't adequately hot yet.

Wait, I may not be able to start on it immediately.

Would you rather have this first or the BattlerxOrdeze fap/bawwfic? I said I'd do the Verochia-related one first, but I'm more motivated to do the EP2 genderbent one. However, I'm fine with whichever is wanted more.

So what do you DESIRE, /jp/?

>>4236909
Genderbend. Depressing fapfics never do it for me.

>>4236909
Oh, that's you? Damn...

If you're more motivated to work on the EP2 one, go ahead and do it, just don't abandon the Baawfic please ;-;

>>4236916
I won't abandon the bawwfic, don't worry. I needed motivation for tears and hobo end anyway, so it was going to be a little late no matter what. You'll still get it, though.

>>4236875
I think I'd still prefer him as a sex goddess.

>>4236879
no, I'm not a troll, but I prefer the original
Battler was mindless, therfore he couldn't feel any embarrassment about it, that's why I think it's better because I feel under her cover, Beato would be really embarrassed. A man is usually more secure and at most would have a boner, wich probably would be embarrassing, but the act itself is not embarrassing for a man, while it is for a woman
that's my point, women gove more importance to privacy and intimacy than men, and they usually treasure her body more (especially in those years)
What I don't like about umineko genderbent is that the MC would be the most cliché girl character since ever, that's why I enjoy umineko, MC is a pussy that is dominated by women and focuses in mature women instead of high school girls. For me it would lose so much. BAttlerko being 'Oh I'm generic shoujo heroine that doesn't know anything but the beautiful man I'm surrounded by do know it and take care of me'

>>4236928
>angederp.jpg

>>4236948
Monocles don't really seem to work on females. They're more of a gentleman thing.

Girlnove would be highly fuckable with glasses, though.

>>4236948

>>4236928
You're seriously finding fault in >>4236879?

>>4236957
Male Dlanor gets the monocle, then?

>>4236968
I dunno, he doesn't really seem classy enough for it. Shotas don't really go with monocles anyhow.

He's adorable and almost trap-like when he's not in DKLFJLSK DIE THE DEATH SENTENCE TO DEATH HOLY COCKS I AM AWESOME FUCK WITCHES THEY'RE ALL WHORES mode.

>>4236957
>Monocles don't really seem to work on females.

>>4236879
All over the keyboard, good sir.

>>4236977
Then a monocle it is.

Wait, what would Gaap look like?
Probably Cornelius, I imagine.

>>4236993
Except instead of long straight hair, he'd have have drillhair.

>>4236993
Guygaap would be a dapper motherfucker or a trainwreck.

Where are my Kinzoko and Kraussko?

>>4236977
That is... fucking hot. I need to watch Galaxy Angels.

>>4237000
Kraussko's busy punching the shit out of goats.

Kinzoko is dead.

A whole thread and no Eric? Or Fredrick Bernkastel?

>>4236999
He'd be a mix of both.

Female Sakutarou = Chiaki Minami

>>4237005
Frederick Bernkastel was already discussed more in the last thread, I think. He's a shota, same with Manlambda.

Erik is a terrifying thought. Thank god we still have Battlerko with her red thigh highs to supply footjobs.

...as furniture, should Battlerko keep the socks on?

>>4236993

>>4237015
Furniture does not deserve socks, for it is mere furniture.

question
why can't Battlerko wear pants

>>4237015
> ...as furniture, should Battlerko keep the socks on?
Yes.

And actually, instead of being naked, she'd have a slutty french maid outfit. Because that's how Mantrice rolls.

>>4237013
A less grumpy one, pretty much

>>4237015
I like the idea of Battler being dragged around wearing naught but a collar and thigh highs. She should have a one-winged eagle tattoo somewhere, as well...lots of the older members of the family seem to. It could be kind of a coming-of-age thing for the family. Fuck the fact that Battlerko wouldn't have considered herself an Ushiromiya for a third of her life, it's fucking hot.

>>4237018
Because then we wouldn't be able to see her delicious legs.

>>4237016

>>4237018
It's in character for her to want to show off her legs. She most likely is quite aware of the fact that her thighs make men cum buckets.

>>4237023
and that is important because... oh okay, you're just stupid horny chauvinists. If you were real men, you would give her trousers and leave the skirt just to Georgia

>>4237030
...And if you think about it, Battler's attitude with regards to women, when genderbent... Battlerko is a fucking flirt.

Man, it would be awesome if we actually did mod the game. However, this is /jp/, which couldn't complete a project if its collective life depended on it.

I'd do every person here.

>>4237036
I think /jp/ would be pretty good in a bukkake contest.

>>4237035
A cocktease.

>>4237035
Her mother is Rudolfko. Of course Battlerko is a giant flirt.

Was Battler ever said to have actually gone out with girls and actively been a manwhore like Rudolf was? Because it would be kind of adorable if Battlerko was such a flirt but was still mostly innocent.
>>4237036
We've got the most motivation, though! There's no better encouragement than Battlerko.

>>4237040
Her image song would be Chinchin in Love.

>>4237037
Simultaneously, of course.

>>4237043
> Was Battler ever said to have actually gone out with girls and actively been a manwhore like Rudolf was?
Nope. He doesn't do dating; he just likes to hang out.

Just when I thought the Umineko fanbase couldn't get any worse.

>>4237044
FUCKWIN.

Battlerko is wonderfully perverted. It's amazing that she's so hungry for dicks and yet /jp/ still desires her.

>>4237043
I think she's one case where I would prefer her as a slut, to be honest.

>>4237048
Cry me a river.

>>4237043
He doesn't date them, but he did tell Jessica he liked to fool around at times.

>>4237048
>implying the fanbase was even decent to begin with

>>4237046
Perfect. Mantrice will corrupt Battlerko just as Beatrice corrupts Battler.

...and Battlerko will be corrupted just in time to do the same to Moemantrice, who probably was all innocent and baked cookies and had a girly pink apron or something, before Battlerko HNNNNGHed and raped him. Even if he isn't her husbando.

>>4237048
Don't worry, we're aware that we're a shitty fanbase.

At least we're not constantly saying 3dpd or demanding that Battlerko should be pure.

>>4237056
What a manslut.

>>4237048

>>4237065
Not as slutty as Rudolf, mind you.

>>4237056

>>4237048
I agree, but who cares. This is fun. And in the end, isn't that all that matters?
Is what I'd say if this wasn't 4chan, where FUN IS FORBIDDEN

>>4237072
He's obviously lying. Man's a virgin through and through.

>>4237072
Battler is just like Rudolf. Secret harems and all

>female Amakusa

okay, I am sold on this genderbending thing

this thread is so serious business for a silly genderbent fantasy!!!

>>4237081
but female Juuza is the same as Battlerko

So would female Magical Gohda Chef still be a fatass?

>>4237072
So Battler likes orgies?

I...can't complain about Battlerko being a slut. Too busy picturing her taking part in an orgy.

>>4237086
>Magical Gohda Chef
>fatass

No, she wouldn't be. She would end up being a middle aged woman, which in Umineko translates to unbelievable hotness.

Shotadelta trying to get Mankastel to take a marshmellow bath together with him...

don't know if want

>>4236428
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>>4237107
yeah, for the whole ep5 and 6, their conversations would be disgusting

>>4237107
Know what makes me mad? There is STILL no art of Lambda and Bern having their candy baths and marshmallow massages!

>>4237107
Boku no Lambda.

Definitely do want.

>>4237107
And Erika will change from a creepy needy heartless bitch to a creepier needy heartless sex-deprived shota.

I don't know...

>>4237119
and now Featherine would really be ryu

>>4237107
Make it happen

NOW

>>4237107
They're shota traps so it's okay to want it.

>>4237119
Erik should still climb around the mansion in a girl's school swimsuit.

>>4237119
But then Erika would finally have a real DFC.

Man the wedding ring rape is suddenly even more amazing.

And Mantrice bursting in to save Battlerko is very d'awww. Plus loli/trap Kanon zooms through the mansion in long stripy socks for that scene to be badass, too.

>>4237081
Enjoy your lesbian.

>>4236655
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING... Moon-kun?!

>>4237137
and so cliché, it was good because it was a woman

>>4237142
She might be a dyke but goddamn, she would probably have short shorts with rips in them and vertically striped tights. Do want.

>>4237142
>implying Amakusa is gay and not a manly, lady killer man man.

>>4237142
What's she saying? "Ange-chama"?

>>4236655
You know, had Jessica been a dude, she most likely would have come under suspicion much sooner than she did.

>>4237151
I'm not implying that, I know Amakusa gets all the asses he wants.

I'm just saying that Female amakusa looks like a dyke in that picture. She needs longer hair to look more femenine.

>>4237160
Fuckin' crazy.

>>4237160
CIA's got nothing on this guy.

>>4237043
It's better for Battlerko to be a slut than simply acting like one.

Though what's more boner-inducing for you, /jp/? Battlerko taking off Mantrice's belt like a pro or fumbling with it at first? Either will result in sexy, sexy mocking from Mantrice.

>>4237186
I like clumsy Beato better. I think it would lead to a lot more teasing than her being used to it.

>>4237142

Looks like Jill Valentine

>>4237186
Definitely the latter. If the slut levels reach too high of a level, I, and I'm sure others on /jp/, will be unable to fap to it.

>>4237186
Well, the fapfic needs Battlerko to come back, no worse for the wear, to slam Beabro's head into the table. Humilate her all you want, but you need Dread of The Grave and her FUCK YOU to the golden dick at the end.

>>4237186
I'm using the latter in the fapfic. The mocking is admittedly sexy either way, but fumbling with the buckle is much better. Think about it, it just means that her hands will be there for a longer amount of time, her fingertips brushing past things they probably shouldn't.

Slut-Battlerko mocking amounts to "Kuyhaha, Battleeerko, you're really good at this, aren't youuu~? I didn't think you'd be quite so experienced for someone so young, I'm surprised~."

Inept clumsy Battlerko teasing is more like "Oooh? What's thiiis? You're really not used to this kind of thing, are you? You act like you know your way around a man, but really you're nothing but a chiiild, aren't you, Battleeeerko?"

I think Battlerko's name should just stay Battler. It's awkward, but Battlerko is even more so, and it's just another reason for her to be pissed off about getting such a shit name.

>>4237220
Faptastic!

>>4237220
But when I read Battler I think of the gentleman.

>>4237243
Meh, Battlerko would be akin to calling George Georgeko, it really breaks the fourth wall a bit too much.

>>4237243
Just fap enough to Battlerko while thinking that her name is Battler and it'll overwrite your current opinion.

>>4237220
Aww, I really liked the idea of slut-Battlerko.

As long as she's not a virgin, I guess I can live with that.

>>4237249
>brainwashing via fapping

SO THIS IS HOW MOON-CHAN CREATED SHKANNON

>>4237251
>Implying Battler is not a virgin.

>>4237256
Lol, Kanon. How does it feel to be created by a chick, and then said chick who created you can't even say why she likes you?

>>4237269
That's why Jessie > Jessica. Jessica's like HURP WELL I GUESS I LIKE KANON CUZ HE'S DEEP AND STUFF, but Jessie's just a lolicon.

the only genders i'd change in umineko are the Shkanonxjessie/George ones, really the VN gets better with just THAT

>>4237264
Nah, just Battlerko.

>>4237275
Well, Jessica is lucky she isn't Jessie, because if she was a guy people would be on to her in an instant.

>>4236431
That picture of Battlerko would be so much hotter if she had cum dribbling out the corner of her mouth.

Considering Battler is already the heroine of Umineko, it would work.

I'd much rather the genders stay the same, and Ryukishi just learns to write a protagonist with a pair.

>>>/a/30292175

So I guess Mantrice is now Bertram?

>>>/a/30292175
Great, now you have /a/ doing it too.

>>4237354
>>4237361

/A/MIND

>>4237361
>implying it's not some fucking retards from /jp/ "spreading the awsum x3"

/a/ here. fuck all you /jp/fags

should be called bettler

>>4237376
I think you forgot your sage.

>>4236428
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>>4237320

>>4237424
Needs more hot glue.

what would happen to the sucker my barrells joke?

>>4237424
Looks like she's drooling.

>>4237450
Close enough.

There should be a Rifyu 4koma where Mange is hugging Battlerko to bring her back from ultra-despair in EP4.

And Battlerko feels something press into her back.

>>4237469
Angus's death was fucking GAR. I don't want anything ruining that.

>>4237475
>Angus
oh u

Can not decide if want genderbent ...

>>4237475
I thought the /a/ thread was for pretending the series originally had Battlerko and whatnot.

</ stop having fun, guys>

>>4237480
It would be twice as hot, trust me.

>>4237480
Do want. Too much want, as a matter of fact.

Just picture Battlerko dominating Mantrice and focus on the fapping, not the thinking.

>>4237480

kinzoko humillating and raping Bertram... sure, why not

>>4237504
You'd feel very different about Kinzo if he were an old crone unable to get over a young bishonen that "she" had imprisoned through magic in a flesh body.

>>4237530

you´re right, suddenly i want brain bleach... or more battlerko porn

Battlerko is pretty good. Still, this is the Queen.

>>4237554
>implying that the queen is not Midori

ASfaggotry aside, Battlerko is indeed high tier. Not Kyonko's god tier, but high tier.

Battlerko is the only girl I will accept as a slut.

>>4237582
It really is a miracle, for /jp/ to be so accepting of her, with no cries of NO SHE ISN'T PURE DO NOT WANT.

The only conclusion I can come to is that /jp/ is in denial of how much they want Battler's cock.

Your male Beato isn't fabulous enough.

Let me fix that for you.

>>4237592
One person a consensus does not make.

>>4237592
who said i was in denial?

>>4237596
>Golden Witch
>Gold Experience
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>4237592
>Denial

>>4237592
I want Battler's cock to go in Battlerko's pussy.

>>4237592
It's not that we're in denial so much as it's so obvious it goes unsaid.

No human being can resist a Battler of any gender.

>>4237622
Self-cest?

>>4237574
Battlerko has one edge, and that is the mood of seacats if it were genderbent. Female abuse of men is nothing particular (except hot) but the terror Mantrice and the Seven Brothers bestoves upon Battlerko would be pretty horrible.

Just the humiliation of Ep. 2, Battlerko being forced around naked in a leach and being torn to bits before the laughter of Mantrice. What age rating would we be talking here?

>>4237644
It would be the hottest thing ever, that's for sure.

>>4237592
>>4237630
its the cape man

>>4237656
The torture from the Stakes isn't that bad, because just like Battler, Battlerko is pretty optimistic about it. Yeah, she's getting tortured and killed, but it's by seven hot guys, she's pretty cool with it.

The furniture parts would be more serious, though. No matter how 'roided up Battlerko is, she's not going to be able to fight off hungry goats/an explosion.

Instant M-rating, pretty much.

>>4237684
But how would she feel about being raped by those guys? Although I guess the sisters can grow penises and do the same to normal Battler.

>>4237656

What would we do for EP6, give Battlerko a dress or something?
As opposed to what she would have been wearing before...which is?

>>4237424
Somebody do a better version of this, with cum splattered all over her face, dripping onto her chest.

>>4237656
>naked in a leach
Naked in a leech? That would suck.

>>4237696
>leech
>suck
Badumtsch

>>4237689
No. See >>30294854

>>4237687
But it wouldn't be rape, she'd be pretty okay with it.

>>4237734
*>>>/a/30294854

>>4237689
The cape stays. You don't give the motherfucking brand new Endless Witch Battler some pussy dress. She gets the fucking cape.

>>4237764
...Alternatively, you give her Beatrice's dress.

>>4237772
Or a scarf a-la AuAu

>>4237772
>>4237782
The cape is unf. You don't question it.

>>4237772

>>4237788
>>4237772
The cape is sex, as is Beatrice's dress. Combine the two.

Battlerko is a pure girl, right?

Well, goddamn, the /a/ thread 404'd.

Which was odd because it was on the front page.

>>4237820
No, she's a dirty slut, and we love her for it.

>>4237820
The REAL Battora-chan probably was. But not the slut we're seeing in this thread.

>>4237822
Right when we were discovering the truth about Pulp Fiction, too.

>>4237737
Still man ... a woman being stabbed to death by a gang of men who enjoy it damn near sexually, all while the golden wizard stands there laughing ... That's some pretty dark shit

>>4237829
You don't seem to love other dirty sluts, though. What makes her so different?

>>4237850
Because her sluttiness is actually awesome.

>>4237834
Fuck, we were so close!!

Cape look better on Battlerko imo.

>>4237873
Explain. I'm not sure how that's possible.

>>4237886
When it's been put to a good cause, it can be awesome, for example, when trying to outfox a master troll like Bertram.

>>4237829
Come on, Battler has never tasted the juices of a girl and you know it.

>>4237843
>>4237656
That's way too fucking dark. That wouldn't fly even with R07.

Bertram/Mantrice has to have Battler-ko submit to him in a way that's still humiliating and sexually degrading sans the whole rape and cannibalism thing.

Maybe have Battler-chan paraded as Bertram's newest furniture as a Stake to be abused by the seven Bros.

>>4237904
I'm sorry, but if Battlerko is a sexually active woman, I cannot love her.

>>4237886
It's good because she's got the perfect amount of sluttines to create awesome situations.

She's innocent enough to fumble with Bertram's belt buckle, which pisses him off. He tells her to kneel down if she's having that many issues with it, seeing as how Battlerko still took all those steroids and is ridiculously tall for a Japanese girl, so she's not at crotch level while standing.

She's innocent enough to still be slightly flustered and have trouble with the belt, dropping it on the ground and pissing Mantrice off enough for him to just grab her by the hair and shove his dick in her face.

She's slutty enough to start sucking.

>>4237950
...That is an awesome idea.

>>4237950
Stake, you say?

>>4237965
Does she swallow?

>>4237965
LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD, HOLY TITS

>>4237947
I think you're confused.

>>4237965
Oh jesus, fappin' like the fist of the north star.

>>4237967
Seconded.

>>4237996
But of course. Once again, the whole perfect-level-of-sluttiness comes into play here. She's whorish enough to swallow, innocent enough to make a slightly grossed out face while doing so...and slutty enough to lick her lips once the disgust has faded away.

>>4238010
If she smiles and asks for more afterwards, she is perfect.

>>4237965
>>4238010

>>4238010
>perfect-level-of-sluttiness

Didn't think this kind of thing existed, but...damn.

>>4238024
Not only does she smile and ask for more, she lets out an "ihihi~" as well. Maybe she winks, too.

>>4237950
>>4237989
Oh man, that's... wow. That would actually being kind of more degrading on a different level than being leashed and made to crawl naked.

>>4238040
No need to drop the leash, buddy. She could still be tarted up in the seven stakes get-up and ALSO be wearing a leash.

>>4238038
I'm in love.

How about sex? How does she handle that?

>>4238057
Stake costume and collar. Shirt unbuttoned, tie loosened, hair messy. Final destination.

>>4238061
Like a startled hedgehog.

She is a virgin, after all.

>>4238066

>>4238071
I thought her perfect-level-of-sluttiness would at least make her fun to fuck.

>>4238085
Only once the mystery of Rokkenjima has been solved, can you plow the unbeaten path!

>>4238061
Slightly awkward at first. Probably gets caught up in foreplay for a while, is enthusiastic about giving Mantrice a blowjob but is kind of flustered and embarrassed when he's like WHELP, TIME TO EAT YOU OUT. She probably digs her feet into his back and shoulders, which is fucking awesome because she keeps her socks on. She'd probably take a while to get on top of Mantrice and J-J-JAM IT IN, but once she got past that WHOA NELLY RIDING HIM LIKE FUCKING SEABISCUIT. Afterwards Mantrice probably tries to instigate some cuddling because he is a moeblob, but after roughly five minutes of that Battlerko gets up and runs away...

...and promptly comes back with a collar and chains.

>>4238117

>>4238117
You left out something important.

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>4237950
>as a Stake to be abused by the seven Bros
First it interpreted this to mean the bros would take turns using the stake, you know ... on themselves

so yeah

>>4238117
>WHOA NELLY RIDING HIM LIKE FUCKING SEABISCUIT

I think I love you.

>>4236518
Don't be silly. Mantsuhi and Evan would have raging homolust.

>>4238071
Seconded. Battler is such a virgin you.
That's half the fun of the abuse from Beato.

>>4238137
There's not much to proceed with, aside from just repeating the same stuff but in various locations/with various objects being used.

Battlerko would come back with the chains and Bertram would shit a brick for a second, all like NO WAY ARE YOU FUCKING COMING NEAR ME WITH THAT YOUR CRAZY GRANDMA PUT ME THROUGH ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT, but when he sees her putting the collar around her neck with a giant grin on her face, he realizes that she's like the monsters in B-movies - once they get a taste of human, they keep coming back for more. But in this case, Battlerko just is hungry for his dick.

>>4238149
I did mean that. Just like how we don't see Battler's full tortures at the hands of the seven sisters in the real VN, in the genderbent version a mentally and physically broken Batter-chan, tear stained and wearing a tattered and ripped Stake costume, would be delivered to Bertram for the end of the game, but she'd have endured the Brothers' attentions for quite a while in the "Golden land".

That's how you get that shit past the radar. Imply it rather than outright describe it.

>>4238139
Of course she gets cummed inside. Might even get pregnant.

Guys, you went to far. Battlerko acting a slut is like every fucking tired doujinshi out there; it's not sexy or funny.

Rewrite.

>>4238247
Then you want her to be pure? Like that's not overdone?

>>4238247
Unless I see evidence of this, your assertion carries little wait.

tl;dr

Linkz plox!

>>4238279
Fuck year you win...something.

What do you want to win? Preferably genderbent-Umineko related.

>>4238247
Until we have proof of these doujin, it's neither tired nor overdone.

Glorious, full-colour, high resolution proof.

Someone better make some good Battlerko porn. I can't fap to these worksafe images forever.

>>4238261
No, I want her to be like Battler; a lot of talk.

>>4238308
I'll...try to draw some shit. Can't promise anything, though. Any specifics?

>>4238279

>>4238308
Then fap to:
>>4238196
>>4238117
>>4237965
>>4237965
>>4237220
>>4236879

>>4238319
As long as she looks like she's enjoying it, it's fine.

>>4238347
That's yet another awesome thing about Battler's sluttiness - even when she's getting tortured by the Stakes, she enjoys it. She takes the whole furniture thing as an opportunity to stare and drool at Mantrice's junk. She swallows.

Somehow, the slutty girl ended up being the one /jp/ could mostly love.

Do we need a new thread?

>>4238366
>about Battler's sluttiness - even when she's getting tortured by the Stakes, she enjoys it.

She inherits that kinkiness from Kinko.

>>4238370

No, this is shit and should be dropped here and now.

>>4238394
Well, it sucks to be you.

New thread: >>4238396

>>4238370
Feel free to make one.

>>4238366
I never thought I'd say this... but I'm in love with this slut.

>>4238394

>>4238404
See >>4238399.