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Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
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>> No.42343235
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42343235

I'd betray my home in an instant for a chance at lim pussy

>> No.42343252

Recommend portal/ ‘day of the rape’ stories

>> No.42343255
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42343255

I'd betray my home in an instant for a chance at lim pussy

>> No.42343256

I'm going to abandon my abusive Order human girlfriend and peruse a new life with the monsters!

>> No.42343264
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42343264

trust purple

>> No.42343280

>>42343264
good drawing

>> No.42343299
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42343299

On today's episode of GIWTWM

>> No.42343298

>>42343255
>lim_abs_ritual_post.jpg

>> No.42343307
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42343307

>>42343197

>> No.42343311

bunny lims are very dangerous
extra cute, extra shy, and extra lonely feeling
they need someone to be there for them lest they spiral into deep depression
Just looking them while they are sad and lonely will make any anon wake up to them and whats wrong

>> No.42343322
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42343322

never been this early before
ill take a reqeues
t

>> No.42343339

>>42343322
kuufish

>> No.42343340
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42343340

Eros Hellhounds.

>> No.42343342

>>42343322
Shog assimilates your computer and sees your search history

>> No.42343351

>>42343322
pyrow reading "how to trick your crush"

>> No.42343355
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42343355

I DEMAND MORE EROS GIRLS

>> No.42343358

>>42343322
A Lim getting rejected by a GigaChad Paladin

>> No.42343366
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42343366

>>42343322
Cupid or houri getting frustrated at dense anons on the internet

>> No.42343368

>>42343322
Catgirl scared by a cucumber!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vML9C3PZk

>> No.42343369
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42343369

Nun

>> No.42343382

>>42343264
Purple demon girls are severely underrated and hard to find good art of.

>> No.42343396
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42343396

>>42343046

>> No.42343404
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42343404

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>> No.42343413

>>42343322
/r/ danuki breath

>> No.42343416

>>42343322
Hellhound and Cheshire getting chased by a animal control.

>> No.42343431
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42343431

Gazer says
>If you're tired, you should take a nap in a safe and comfortable place

>> No.42343443

>>42343369
Nuns are best

>> No.42343444

>>42343431
Gazer tail does look like a nice place to sleep

>> No.42343447

>>42343322
Tanuki making tomato sauce

>> No.42343493
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42343493

>lamia coils me up to try and rape me
>her coils are cozy and warm up fast, so I keep falling asleep

heh, that’ll show her

>> No.42343494

>>42343322
A salt water crocgirl getting tacked by Steve Irwin who admires her physique and calls her a beaut while she blushes.

>> No.42343520

>>42343494
*tackled*

>> No.42343537

>>42343322
Dorome walking into a building that says "Mud baths"

>> No.42343564

>>42343493
I want two vanilla lamia wives.

>> No.42343571

Are divorces a thing or will Eros' worshipers come after me?

>> No.42343580

>>42343571
lol
lmao
newfag

>> No.42343586
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42343586

>>42343444
It is

>> No.42343599
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42343599

>>42343351
pyrows one of my most requested but i never drew her because her design is convoluted
hope this still resembles her

>> No.42343606

>>42343322
a sad bunny in your style

>> No.42343613
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42343613

Human women deciding to join Demon Realm armed forces be like:

>> No.42343618

>>42343599
cute, ya got somewhere you post your art?

>> No.42343688
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42343688

>OI CUNT GET OVER HERE!

>> No.42343696

>>42343599
Do you got a album of all your stuff?

>> No.42343697

>>42343322
Draw any MG you want but have her getting mad at playing old school video games.

>> No.42343706

>>42343599
thanks anon it looks great

>> No.42343725

>>42343396
I don't get it

>> No.42343765
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42343765

>Local priestess keeps repeating the same sermon about "multiply and be fruitful yada yada" every day
Is she trying to tell me something? now she is using megaphones to preach like a religious nutcase

>> No.42343773

>>42343688
>stinky yucky parasite-ridden Australian river filled with animal poo, pee, shit, and blood
nah, that bunyip can stay there alone, i'd rather live and not throw up to death while i'm at it

>> No.42343779

>>42343765
Hate to be a single guy in that church.

>> No.42343783

>>42343765
just give her a basket of fruit, that's probably what she means

>> No.42343794

>>42343252
Spidernon did a good one about a shoggoth, just google spidernon sally

>> No.42343800

>>42343779
What do you mean? i am pretty sure other monsters respect anon space,plus they wouldn't get in the way knowing the Echidna has her eyes on him,just holding hands together to pray and all that

>> No.42343805

I don't want to be a sexualized 17.5 inch mega-dong husband with bimbo-tier intelligence, motivated solely by sex from exploitative perverted monsters

>> No.42343818
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42343818

I tried to deliver the reqs, but thread died. Have some scribbles.

>> No.42343828

>>42343818
very cute, love that ushi in the bottom left

>> No.42343844

>>42343818
>Ushi oni webs
FUCK NO

>> No.42343899

>>42343805
>when Renrushka whispers something in his ear, her husband goes berserk like a starving zombie. Forgetting even the words, he ravishes Renrushka. ....... This seems to be a common sighting.
You will be a sex beast and you will like it

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42343906

Eros Wererabbit egg cell chasing after a sperm cell, that I was inspired by that one hellhound image that was posted a few threads back and thought to make my own.

>> No.42343911

>>42343906
love how simple it is

>> No.42343940

>>42343906
not quite the same but I really like the idea of a monster girl swallowing my semen like it's a big treat.

>> No.42343975

>>42343818
beautiful work

>> No.42343979

>>42343805
Mindflayer problems?

>> No.42344051

>>42343805
God i wish that was me

>> No.42344055
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42344055

Being sent to a Eros reeducation camp is the best.

>> No.42344062

>>42344055
I'll be a bad boy and get sent to the camp if I get to make out with jabberwock tentacles

>> No.42344086
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42344086

>>42344055
i want to be imprisoned in the snake pits,for decades at least

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42344094

Gazer loves my cute sleeping face. She tells me all the time.

>> No.42344095

>>42344055
Bachelors will repent of their sins.

>> No.42344131
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42344131

Why are sweaty monsters so erotic?

>> No.42344171
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>>42344131
The implied physical activities. Namely, sex.

>> No.42344219
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42344219

>>42344062
>You and your two warlock bros get sent to a Eros reeducation camp after you caused mayhem across the lands

>Frustration and Annoyance goes on with you and your friends while you three try to find a way out of the camp

>Escape not possible do to how much surveillance goes on in the camp

>Angry scream.png

>Scream catches the attention of the Eros staff and destroy your plans of escape

>Now you three are being pampered and subdued by Eros Monster girls that want to teach you about love and lead you and your friends on a better path and marry loving monster girls.

>You three start to like it eventually and end up marrying the Eros monster girls that gave you the most attention the most

>The End

Video Example of how I imagine it would be like at the Eros camp just replace them with Eros monster girls and warlocks instead.
https://youtu.be/y5jN8PHUgfw

>> No.42344289

>>42344219
>anon never got to makeout with a jabberwock's tentacle
BAD END

>> No.42344319

>>42344289
Who says he didn’t, that I left it unknown which monster girls gave them the most attention so it could be any monster girl that ends up being their wives.

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42344334

I need a yandere, ojousama dark brave.

>> No.42344392

>>42344219
I want to go to the sabbath camp for bad wizards

>> No.42344457

>>42344392
Bad as in evil or bad as in just being awful at magic?

>> No.42344567

>>42344457
I meant the first but having a cute witch handhold me through learning magic sounds like a fun way to spend portal day

>> No.42344574

>>42343197
>divorce
>ex-wife
>ex-girlfriend
>ex-husband
>ex-boyfriend
>crumbling/dying marriage
>loveless marriage
>break ups
>political marriage with no love
>Prenuptial Agreements
>Child Support Payments

>> No.42344576

>>42344219
>reddit spacing
>mobilenigger filename
>posting a fucking winx club clip
Either a faggot or a tranny. Either way get the fuck out.

>> No.42344628

>>42343369
>The Nun infected with a Parasite Slime has converted the Parasite Slime to her religion
>The Slime is now looking for a man to marry

Could be a really cute fiction, a lot of tension, but cute at the same time

>> No.42344632
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42344632

kot

>> No.42344633
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42344633

>>42344567
>Anon is shit at magic
>Every time he casts something it blows up in his face
>Eventually the sheer amount of wasted mana and loud explosions catch the attention of a witch
>Was able to even train an ushi to use magic
>Takes one look at anon and says
>"Shit dude. You only got 10 int."

>> No.42344636
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42344636

>play gacha
>get izanami varient every time theres a "godfest"
>june bride event (characters in wedding stuff)
>get wedding izanami
NGL being stalked through a gatcha by a monster sounds like decent story material
Kinda worried about it being the godess of death though (at least she not the zombie version she tends to be shown as)

>> No.42344644
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42344644

Surprisingly underrated ancient Order Priestess no one talks about

>> No.42344653

dont give a shit
i just want rabbit wurm

>> No.42344658

>>42344632
Fuck off, Chinkboatfag

>> No.42344664

>>42344636
Thought occors
Is there a shinto love goddess?

>> No.42344708
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42344708

How do I become cap'n's first mate?

>> No.42344744
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42344744

Spooned against your will by monstergirls who plan to rape you in the morning, because you said you were too tired for sex that day.

>> No.42344750

>>42344708
Offer to be her "cabin boy"

>> No.42344791
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>> No.42344837

>>42343322
A dorky succ

>> No.42344842

>be me
>juvenile delinquent
>get arrested after some bullshit I pulled
>judge sentences me to 120 hours of community service
>great, now I’m going to have to pick up trash on the side of the highway
>nah
>instead forced to (((volunteer))) at a local orphanage
>run by this old hellhound granny who is blind as a referee
>kids are so sad and pathetic
>mix of all kinds. Most are between 2-5. Oldest is a 15 year old dragon
>kids don’t like me at first. Whatever I don’t like them either. The sooner my 120 hours are up, the better
>dragon girl doesn’t talk to me. She’s very protective of the kids and doesn’t like them being around me
>blind hellhound granny makes me do chores around the place
>cleaning. Repairs. Cooking. Errands
>slowly spend more time with the kids
>these annoying little fuckers are actually kinda growing on me.
>dragon girl still doesn’t like me
>ask blind hellhound granny what’s her deal
>”oh don’t mind her sweetie. She’s been here longer than all the other children. Practically lived here here whole life.”
>end up doing less chores. Spend most of my time now playing with the kids
>now they all wait outside every afternoon for me to come by when I get out of school.
>walk inside
>”yayyyy! Anon is here!!!”
>everyone fighting over who gets to play with me first.
>everyone except the dragon girl
>she just looks away
>soon my 120 hours are finished
>blind old hellhound nun signs my paperwork and wishes me off
>kids start crying that I’m going away
>promise them all I’ll come back and visit
>dragon girl comes up to me
>”t-thanks for all your h-help”
>”it was nice meeting you”
>she starts blushing and walks away
>”w-whatever. Just go!”

>a few weeks later
>old hellhound granny sweeping the floors at the orphanage
>a family walks in
>mother father and their son
>”look look anon’s back!!”
>all the kids come rushing towards me and hug me
>old granny hellhound meets my parents. They go off to another room
>”anon! We knew you would come back! We missed you!”
>”I missed you guys too. But unfortunately I’m not here to see you”
>point to the dragon girl
>”I’m here to see you”
>dragon girl starts blushing
>”m-me? But why?”
>”because you’re my sister now”
>dragon girl blushing hard
>parents come out of the back with blind hellhound granny. They’re holding the adoption papers
>”come on sis, let’s go home”

Dragon girls are best girls

>> No.42344849

>>42344791
Will she spit me out if I make a bunch of awful Dune jokes?

>> No.42344853

>>42344842
I'm not reading this.

>> No.42344861

>>42344849
Just tell her your with House Harkonnen/House Corrino and House Atreides is cringe and lame.

>> No.42344893

>>42344842
>15 year old dragon
yeah "15"

>> No.42344905

>>42344055
I feel like any man sent to an Eros camp is going to end up with a harem.

>> No.42344906

>>42343322
Ah fug, I must be late.
But either of the monoeyes, Gazer or Cyclops.

>> No.42344908

>Day in da’ loife of a TRUE Sabbath pedo

>> No.42344932

>>42344055
What exactly *happens* at one of these camps?

>> No.42344933

>>42343818
Cute daughteru

>> No.42344947

Do mainland monster girls colonize?

>> No.42344958

>>42344893
She's 15 in dragon years.

>> No.42344996

>>42343725
The running gag is that whenever she unhinges her jaw she winds up making out with him for hours at a time and he's preemptively stopping her.

>> No.42345045

>>42344664
Yes, her name is Benzaiten.

>> No.42345076

what goes on in MGE Africa?

>> No.42345092

>>42343322
CC succ teacher getting groped by anon in a schoolboy outfit

>> No.42345112

>>42345076
Tribal lionesses kidnap men to become their mates

>> No.42345133

Every day when my Lich wife finally gets home from doing spooky magic things at work (aka the graveyard), she demands I have sex with her for several hours straight, which usually results in me coming over 20 times. I'm beginning to get cramps in my neck and back and I can hardly get it up on my own anymore, mostly because she uses magic to make me ready every time and it's slowly destroying my natural body processes, I think.
I feel like her constant demanding is really putting a strain on our relationship and I think I will have to divorce her.

>> No.42345153

>>42345076
Mokele-Mbembe CC needs a handsome young man to find her.

>> No.42345163
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>trying to ruin Liches with his faggotry now
how embarrassing.

>> No.42345169

>saw the thread on /trash/ while looking for something else and checked it out of curiosity
What a mistake that turned out to be. I need a palate cleanser after that ordeal.

>> No.42345186

>>42345076
Crocodiles in the rivers. There are rumors their queen is a massive and powerful ancient crocodile named Gustava.

>> No.42345188

>>42345163
I keep thinking how does eromancy work
And i just keep coming back to that one powerwolf song about erections

>> No.42345190

>>42345163
I'd ruin a lich if you know what I mean

>> No.42345191

Wight Kikimora

>> No.42345202

>>42345169
Fuck off and stay there.

>> No.42345203

>>42345163
You know what's even more cringe than posts like those? A schizo jumping at thread shadows and larping as a gatekeeper.

>> No.42345212

>>42345169
>He admits to checking trash, a dumping site for degen shit
>Still tries to dunk on other degen shit
holy shit thanks for the laugh.

>> No.42345222

>>42345203
seems pretty based to me desu.

>> No.42345224
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42345224

>seething about "muh gatekeepers"
>suspiciously right around the time shitposting faggots show up
Not suspicious at all.

>> No.42345230

>>42345191
A little Kiki is called a kikkilessa

>> No.42345233
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42345233

Remember Disgaea logic
Everyone can reach Level 9999!

>> No.42345237

>he enforces the imaginary rules of a thread/general on a site where only board rules actually matter and don't prohibit what he seethes at daily
>he likes to envision himself as the school hall monitor
Cringe...

>> No.42345247

>>42345224
They whine about gatekeeping being cringe and ineffectual and yet they'll seethe for hours when it gets performed on them. Very curious...

>> No.42345255

>>42345247
honestly i'm pretty sure it's the same guy that posts some other low-quality content so I wouldn't be surprised he goes to bat for people like him so much

>> No.42345263

>one minute apart
>he agrees with himself to make it look like he has support for his leddit behavior

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>> No.42345277

>>42345271
This shit sucks, keep it where it belongs outside of here.

>> No.42345278

>>42345224
That's kind of a "no shit" Anon, the gatekeeping begins around the same time as the shitposting.

>> No.42345298

>>42345277
Fuck you I like it, some others like it and its on topic

>> No.42345303

>>42345298
It's fucking ugly, you'd have to be fucking retarded to want this gutter trash posted here.

>> No.42345307

>>42345298
Don't mind gatekeeper-kun, he's kind of autistic as you can see from his rampant samefagging and wannabe jannying above.

>> No.42345316

>>42345298
Just falseflagging again, as you can see right above.

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He's actually so mad about it he brought it into an entirely different conversation, but claims it doesn't work. Embarrassing.

>> No.42345319

>>42345271
I do love a girl who laughs evilly

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>>42345318
He's definitely not mad though, of course not.

>> No.42345330

>one minute apart
>U MAD BRO U MAD BRO *samefags some more*
Lmao

>> No.42345336

>>42345324
I'd be mad too if i couldn't count out 60 seconds reliably, he fucked it up twice now. Gotta be rough.

>> No.42345342
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We need more griffons

>> No.42345345

How do people forget about the incubus transformations it’s kinda one of the biggest things in MGE wtf.

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>>42345336
I blame the education system. Thankfully our Ocelomeh overlords would take care of things far better than humans could.

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You're all retarded, can we post Monster Girls now?

>> No.42345359

>>42345342
How can I guard her when she's my treasure?

>> No.42345361
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>>42345271
Oh fuck he finally did a wolf and with the lipstick too, nice.

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>>42345356
Ive been trying to

>> No.42345380

>>42345373
Tell me about the derp snake. Why is she the way she is?

>> No.42345382

>>42345352
I'm going show up to their lands as a big bad colonizer so they can bully me.

>> No.42345461

>>42345345
Most people don't like them or are ambivalent and opt for the human+ most monsters provide.

>> No.42345474

>>42345380
Becuase dungeon explorers tend to be strong, smart or some combo of that, and so its a higher quality of dick to chose from

>> No.42345477

>>42345461
No I’m talking about the regular transformations too not the more stranger ones like Wendigos and Mindflayers where you still keep your human form, but maybe that would be more classified under power up instead of transformation.

>> No.42345497

>>42345461
Not that anon but I was under the impression there wasn't any transformation for incubi. Instead of just breaking that supposed limiter. If there is a transformation that could be cool to hear about a bit.

>> No.42345509

>>42345497
I was under the impression it was something like the spiderman movie
Where peter wakes up with muscles

>> No.42345511

>>42345477
It pretty easily turns into monsterboy faggotry and is otherwise a fairly unremarkable part of the setting so it doesn't get a lot of attention.

>> No.42345526

>>42345497
That was my impression too. You might change into a /fit/ best version of yourself if you want it, I guess.

>> No.42345529
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Imagine all the silly things kiki daughters do

>> No.42345530

>>42345497
I headcanon that Wendigo incubuses can control snow and icy weather better than ice queens so they can entertain their wives with winter wonderlands that they can play in together.

>> No.42345532

>>42345461

TRVE men dont need magic tricks, i want to conquer my monster waifu just with good old butt-spanking. And some romantic fluffy shit here and there.

>> No.42345560

>>42345509
Put in RPG terms, it just removes your level cap. Say you're level 30 and the cap is level 99. You can now go over level 99, but it doesn't make you level up automatically.

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>>42345529
chirping happily when you pick her up so she can reach the top shelf to dust

>> No.42345588

Slipping dangerously close into monsterboy shit, anons.

>> No.42345595
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42345595

Kiss the tailpussy, do it now

>> No.42345603

>>42345595
Kiss only the tailpussy and put your dick only in the Manticore's mouth.

>> No.42345608

>>42345595
kiss the tailpussy
date the tailpussy
propose to the tailpussy
live a happy life with tailpussy
and the manticore can tag along too i guess

>> No.42345610

>>42345595
>Kiss tail pussy
>Propose to tail pussy
>Marry tail pussy
>Ignore manticore and kiss tail pussy at wedding
>Every night kiss tail pussy goodnight
>Sometimes fuck other holes just so you can focus on kissing tail pussy

>> No.42345625

Kids these days are too busy playing "X Box" when they could be playing "Sex Fox".

>> No.42345634

>>42345608
>>42345610
This, but jabberwock tentamouths

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>>42345625
I prefer Box Fox

>> No.42345648

>>42345634
anon, jabber mouths are better with big fat dick sucking lips

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>>42345648
I have a great need, and hope to see art of this someday.

>> No.42345668

>>42345603
a ghoul manticore would have issues prioritizing holes

>> No.42345671

>>42345588
Is it really that bad if there is still a monster girl tied to it especially since those transformations aren’t permanent and you can go back into your human form if you want too, that if you want to be angry at anyone be angry at misery fags since they go against the canon of MGE fully and want the thread to be miserable like them.

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>>42345661
you are in luck for i drew them

>> No.42345676

>>42345671
>Is it really that bad
Yes, not reading any further.

>> No.42345681

>>42345625
Where can I get one of those Sex Foxes?

>> No.42345700

>>42345625
I play Lay Station

>> No.42345711
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>>42345681
at the fox store

>> No.42345733

>>42345700
I let my wife play with my Wii.

>> No.42345809

>>42345711
>misclick
>sell self
>ah shit
you think there'd be a confirmation dialog box or something. how'd that get past QA?

>> No.42345816

Doesn't anyone realize the human girl student, Grem, is secretly a green-haired invader from outer space? Her pet "kobold" is a robot too!

>> No.42345819

>>42345816
You mean Mechawan isn't an ordinary dog?

>> No.42345825 [SPOILER] 
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42345825

You should be afraid

>> No.42345832

>>42345819
she totally is, just ask her
she always says that she is "100% organic canine female*" and why would she lie?

>> No.42345833

>>42345825
Why? I'm not a head of lettuce

>> No.42345839

>>42345819
No! She's a robot, that green fur is just a pair of pajamas!

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>>42345833

>> No.42345851

>>42345461
Incubizing is one of the better parts of MGE. I wish the book gave more attention to it.

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42345858

In regards to Orc harems, is it an all or nothing deal? Will all of them be mistresses or will all of them be sows? What if a man is stronger than some of the orcs but not others, will that mean that there are three levels in the hierarchy with the stronger orcs being mistresses and the weaker orcs being sows?

>> No.42345864

>>42345816
No, Dib. Grem is not an alien.

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In regards to Orc harems, is it an all or nothing deal? Does it have to be that all of them are mistresses or all of them are sows? What if a man is stronger than some of the orcs but not others, will that mean that there are three levels in the hierarchy with the stronger orcs being mistresses and the weaker orcs being sows?

>> No.42345884

>>42345858
>>42345880
I don't know man

>> No.42345887

>>42345858
>>42345880
CAUGHT IN 4K

>> No.42345891
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I want to try something with a hero from the age of the former mamono lords, but I worry it might read as too edgy in the opening chapters, or it’ll garner an audience of edgelords who think they’re in good company. It’d focus more on culture shock and juxtaposition humor, but that needs a few drops of self-aware edge to get it rolling. No monstergirls will die.

>> No.42345904

>>42345891
Just do it. It'd be even funnier if you did collect an audience of edgelords and then dropped the "then a monstergirl raped him" right into their laps.

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>>42345891
Will it be a hero or heroine? Because that sounds like it would be pretty important.

>> No.42345916

Weird idea, crazy anons, they believe that since there are soul mates trusting in eros, love is inevitable so anyone who fails to capture/subdue them was obviously not “The one” cause love is inevitable so they fight off anyone till then. Would probably seem mega heretical to cupids/church of eros though.

>> No.42345938

>>42345910
>corrupted version is less appealing
Someone really needs to teach these girls proper fashion sense

>> No.42345944

>>42345711
>how much for that tied-up danuki in the corner?

>> No.42345949

>>42345910
I had a few versions of this idea floating around before, and some included a female hero. Could always do both at some point. Female would be great for a corruption focused one shot, but I think there’s a bit more you can do with a guy in MGE, so that would be for a longer story. Atm leaning towards something longer.

>> No.42345950

I really wish Doctor Lich would stop recommending euthanasia for every little thing.

>> No.42345961

>>42345910
>>42345949
Hero is clearly the way to go. Who the fuck wants to read an MGE story focused on a heroine?

>> No.42345965

>>42345950
She's Canadian?

>> No.42345976

>>42345944
she's one of the mystery options, you have to buy alot to unlock her

>> No.42345982

>>42345950
>Dr. Lich suggests euthanasia
>Dr. Raiju suggests shock therapy
>Dr. Flayer suggests psychoanalysis
>Dr. Bicorn suggests seeing other people
>Dr. Hellhound suggests physical therapy
>Dr. Greenworm suggests a balanced veggie diet
>Dr. Wurm suggests a high protein diet
>Dr. Titania suggests hugs and rest
>Dr. Wisp also suggests euthanasia
>Dr. Shoggoth suggests repeat checkups
>Dr. Kiki suggests house calls
What is with these quacks, where is Dr. Unicorn to get me some help?

>> No.42345988

Foxes make for excellent calculators and computers.

>> No.42345990

>>42345880
It's all or nothing since there'll be multiple porcs to deal with that you'd have to either try to take on or accept with the few you beat down and claim as your wife, unless you defeat the hefty horc of them all. Of course if that sounds too risky to do you could always just try to ambush a lone plump porc out in the woods and claim her as your loving wife instead

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>>42345982
She is too overworked, poor thing

>> No.42345994

>>42345819
Don't be fucking racist man she's a normal dog!

>> No.42345997

ancient mage awakens from his slumber, only to wake up and see all his minions are now all attractive woman?

>> No.42346000

>>42345982
Dr. Hellhound's plan doesn't so bad. What's she going to do recommend weight lifting and cardio?

>> No.42346015
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Warning: shotacon

>> No.42346020

>>42346015
That just means I'm safe. Again

>> No.42346027

>>42346015
I'm 23 and bald, I'm not a shota, why do she keeps starring me ? I'm just doing my deliveries for the mofuza

>> No.42346033

>>42346015
good thing im not a shota, better step away from the shota she is obviously staring at

>> No.42346034

>>42346027
>I'm 23 and bald

cheer up, charlie brown

>> No.42346042

>>42346034
KEK... I'm doomed.

>> No.42346082
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I want a demon to massage my scalp. Their nails are the perfect shape for it

>> No.42346103

>>42346082
Nah, remind me too much of 3d whores with theirs long nails. Chesh's paws would be better, my bald skull is a perfect ground for theirs pads(unless she lick it)

>> No.42346106

>>42346082
That's part of the gloves, but still, how good would that be?

>> No.42346136

>>42346103
You take that back right now or it's the imps for you

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Are my methods unsound?

>> No.42346190

>>42346158
Tbh, I wonder why anybody ever raised a fuss about Lescatie back in the day, knowing what we know about it. Sooner or later it would’ve had a revolt or something anyway.

>> No.42346215

>>42343599
Cute!

>> No.42346250

>>42343818
What big horns

>> No.42346263

>>42346136
I stand true, TOM rules.

>> No.42346314

>>42345982
>Dr. Vamp mosquito/Vampire both recommend lots of bloodwork

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>>42346082
This post sent me down an hour-long binge of watching massage videos on youtube and made me think of using the techniques to relax an overworked demon

>> No.42346325

>trying to search for dive bars since I can't go back to the same one more than a few times before attracting unwanted attention
>corrects to divorce bar before I notice
>hit enter
>computer locks and alerts me that a banned word has entered
>pink helicopter appears over my house shining a spotlight through my window
>extremist monsters surround the house
>Eros negotiator tells me that everything will be alright, and that you can work through whatever issue you're having with your wife
>pick up the phone they threw through your window
>tell them that you don't have a wife and to fix your window
>Eros negotiator talks to the extremists for a second
>squad of extremists start advancing towards your house
>appear on the cover of the latest "Swatted" magazine issue with your new wives

>> No.42346327

If she's not a worm, she's a thot

>> No.42346328

I like to think that the DL acts as a meddler in romnantic situations in her spare time.
Either giving monsters the push to go after their husbands, or transforming human women, or guiding good men to their wives
Then she goes home feeling good about herself and fucks her husband.

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What should be done about cheeky succubi who are barely 4 feet tall but insufferable with their inappropriate advances?

>> No.42346346

>>42346330
I bet they drive a van with free retro games written on the side too

>> No.42346353

I want to __________ a bapho.

>> No.42346357

>>42346325
I'm ready for this scenario. I know that they will still catch me and i happy about it but not before I gun down as many as possible members of the attack team with a demon silver belt fed fully automatic shotgun, naked, screaming like a monkey and running in between the flashbang wired trap i put. I'm still trying to get the raging mushrooms injectors to complete my build.

>> No.42346360

>>42346353

tickle

>> No.42346370

Incubi are just human men
Monster girls are just human women
This is how it is

>> No.42346376

>>42346370
Wut ?

>> No.42346380

>>42346360
Any bapho in particular or just any bapho?

>> No.42346389

>>42346370
Incubi are human men that have been powered-up with mamono mana through constant mating with mamono.

Monster girls (mamono) are either the descendants of former monsters, former monsters (both male and female), human women that have been corrupted and monsterized into mamono, or homosexual human men that've been corrupted and monsterized into mamono. Mamono are not exclusively former humans; that's only a fraction of the number.

>> No.42346391

>>42346353
Build a lego tower

>> No.42346395

>>42346389
Thanks God for that, no one want to get used goods

>> No.42346396
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miseryfags submit to gentle soothing bogey sex

>> No.42346399

>>42346396
This, but sandworm instead.

>> No.42346400

>>42346380

A smug one. Yeah, i know most bapho are smuggy. I'm gonna tie her in her sleep, wait until she's awake, tickle until she piss herself, enjoy the half embarassed half angry look on her face with a smug look on my face. Then run away fast as i can to avoid the just punishment.

>> No.42346405

>>42346396
Where is the miseryfag in this thread ?

>> No.42346406

>>42346389
>>42346376
You misunderstood. They're how humanity should be like. The point when no regular human woman exist and all men are incubi

>> No.42346407

>>42346395
Except NTRfags. They might like it.
Plenty of chance to get a used goods monster girl if she was a former human.

>> No.42346414

>>42346407
Ntrfags should be culled and hang.

>> No.42346417

>>42346400
>Then run away fast as i can to avoid the just punishment.
Unless you bullied Runya, you're not avoiding punishment. But I'm not sure why you'd bully one of the few non-smug baphos that has depression and self-esteem issues.

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>>42346396
>KC makes a Seaport-like girl
>It's an aesthetic I can't fucking stand
Suffering

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>>42345961
You mean like the Fallen Maiden stories?

>> No.42346423

>>42346405
there aren't any... so far. and i want to remind them what will happen to them if they show their faces

>> No.42346430

>>42346406
Rather confusing way to put it, then.

>> No.42346433

>>42346423
Then shut the fuck up.

>> No.42346437

>>42346396
eros-cultist bogey wife (met at the miseryfag rehabilitation center)

>> No.42346441

>Write "uoh" "cunny" or use the ToT crying emoji
>Local Sabbath's special forces raid your House mere moments after you pressed enter

>> No.42346442

>>42346417
>bully

It's not bully, it's just a prank to tease haughty lolies. You have much to learn, son.

>> No.42346448

>>42346441
Okay, but how do I do this but secure a bapho at the same time?

>> No.42346450

>>42346433
Sounds like *someone* needs a rape correction

>> No.42346451

>>42346450
Begone demon!

>> No.42346456

>>42346450
Fuck off

>> No.42346463

>>42346448
You must mention how much you like loli hags

>> No.42346466

>>42346463
That doesn't guarantee a bapho. They might end me up with some loli succ or witch.

>> No.42346475

>>42346466
used to live on a farm - leave out some apples if you want to attract bapho. goats go for those more than anything.

>> No.42346479

>>42346475
Hmmm, apple pie maybe? Do goats like a particular drink?

>> No.42346493

>>42346400
>Yeah, i know most bapho are smuggy.
I had to look them up again to make sure. Kuro, Momo, and Shiro clearly look smug. Bapho-chan, Ropu, and Marune are kinda vague and could be either way. Runya and Greilia don't look smug at all. Renrushka has no official picture, but her description doesn't make her sound smug either.

>> No.42346499

>>42346493
Bapho-chan is most definitely smug.
Ropu is too busy larping as a dog to be smug.
Marune is smug in her heresy.

Who is Renrushka?

>> No.42346513

>>42346499
>Who is Renrushka?
Baphomet of the undead Sabbath, she was mentioned in the last thread. >>42340546

>> No.42346530

Do you nerds have any OCs or similar fun ideas of monster girls and shit?

>> No.42346541

>>42346513
Interesting. I kinda like the idea of a mamono's who's voice is so powerful that she can only speak to her husband. That you'd be the only one to ever hear her voice. Lost me on the "it causes him to lose his mind and ravish her though." Felt a bit unnecessary. This is sorta why I like Bapho-chan so much. No one knows her name. Only her husband would ever know her name.

>> No.42346545

>>42346530
i have a super chimera, she held together with shog glue, with allows her for meiosis between the different composite species

>> No.42346561

>>42346530
>>42346545
I've a baphomet who leads a halloween sabbath. Kinda like the undead sabbath but focuses mostly on the holiday and being spooky

>> No.42346602

>>42346530
Yes, i have some.

>> No.42346622

>>42346530

cricket mm.

>> No.42346623

>>42346530
Aside from my waifu, not much that belongs here.

>> No.42346627

>>42345961
>Who the fuck wants to read an MGE story focused on a heroine?

Shojou and or Josei manga/doujins, ever heard of those?

>> No.42346634

>>42346627
nta but I haven’t read a manga in my life.

>> No.42346653

Oh no! You haven't been in Mamono City for more than a week and you're already being 'proactively dated' by one of the local 'bad girls'. She's a ______ who also happens to be ________! She has the strange trait of ________.

Roll 3d6 or just use whatever to generate three numbers between 1 and 6. Enjoy your new girlfriend.

1 - High Orc
2 - Devil
3 - Medusa
4 - Ice Queen
5 - Thunderbird
6 - Ushi-Oni

1 - Mean, sassy gyaru
2 - Confident gymrat
3 - Biker gang leader with a group of underlings
4 - Your rule-abusing landlady
5 - Spoiler rich girl who thinks money can buy anything
6 - A correctional officer with lots of connections

1 - Becoming very romantic, emotional, lovey-dovey marshmallow when you're alone together. She puts up a front in public because of her reputation.
2 - Being really into artistic bdsm. She does intricate Japanese rope bondage that she wants you to wear under your clothes all day.
3 - Being an affectionate bully who likes to embarrass you. She likes to force kiss you in public while taking selfies. She gushes to strangers about how much she loves you.
4 - Being a little too protective. She checks in on you constantly out of worry and quickly/aggressively neutralizes all threats. This could be anything from carrying you across rain puddles to instantly starting a fight with a woman who looks at you.
5 - Wanting a househusband. She's a Mamono reverse chauvinist who thinks men should stay at home and strong monsters should spoiler him and bring home the bacon.
6 - Being a little baby crazy. She wants a family and she wants you to father that family. She never says 'Let's have sex', only 'Let's breed'. Has a dozen baby names chosen in advance.

>> No.42346663

>>42346530
Yes but you won't like it : Noise marine like warrior praising an old god and using old magi tech (without the grim and gore) who fight as a merc for the extremist with is chesh friend. The chesh try to go through is dense skulls and become is wife but for now he only see her as a familiar gifted to him by the gods.

>> No.42346676

>>42346653
>Ushi-Oni bike gang leader that wants a househusband
She sounds cool, and I'd have a reason to be proud if I manage to turn a gang leader into an upstanding family woman.

>> No.42346688

>>42346653
>Confident gymrat baby crazy Thunderbird
RIP my virginity, you wont be missed.

>> No.42346710

>>42346653
>tfw when no dice

2-1-6, if lady luck asks me.

>> No.42346715

>>42346710
https://www.random.org/dice/

>> No.42346731

>>42346653
>Ice queen
>Biker gang leader with a group of underlings
>Being really into artistic bdsm. She does intricate Japanese rope bondage that she wants you to wear under your clothes all day
Fuck my life... I got the worst possible combination.

I don't like ice queens. I don't like biker anything. I don't like bdsm.
I guess I'm gonna have to skip town and run off to the nearest desert and hope I can get eaten by a sandworm or something. That's probably the only way out for me.

>> No.42346740

>>42346715

Tnx.

3-5-3. What a weird combo. It can be fun.

>> No.42346757
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>tfw an artist or author just doesn’t know how to end a story
>instead dragging things out for five thousand chapters
>inevitably results in all the characters you ever cared about being turned into caricatures of themselves, getting complete character assassination, or just being pointlessly killed/crippled/etc (which can be a blessing compared to the other options)
I am beyond sick of this shit.

>> No.42346767

>>42346740
I dunno, that combination looks pretty fitting to me.

>> No.42346788

>>42346757
a simmiliar thing happened to Kaguya and Sama, perhaps it's better that most romcoms end on the confession

>> No.42346789

>>42346767

A spoiled mm would want to be at the receiving end, to be kissed and flattered, not the other way around. I guess she's a moody tsundere (medusa are indeed tsundere, that's fit).

>> No.42346891

>>42346530
Yeah one of is an edgelord tsundere cursed sword, who hates the government, calls other newfags, trash, and cares mostly only about topping DPS meters.

The second is a power obsessed human strategist in a radicalist army who managed to make himself unlikable to monsters with his annoying, shitty personality.

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>> No.42346904
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>> No.42346937

>>42346789
I was thinking of a bossy rich girl that's basically a younger version of a sugar mommy.

>> No.42346946

>>42346937

Awesome, i never tought before about being a gigolo for a mm. It's a scenario with a lot of comedic potential.

>> No.42347024

>>42346082
Why are they best girls

>> No.42347037

>>42346904
Gib preggo gf

>> No.42347066

>>42345345
>>42345461
>>42345497
The best way to explain Incubus transformation is it just is a symbolization of you "attuning" yourself to your wife. You can change yes, but only if you want to.

TLDR: the best way to think of MGE is a disney movie. It's a shoujo manga where everyone is falling in love, and the most important thing is a world where nobody get's "left out".

>> No.42347114
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I love fucking money

>> No.42347129

>>42346158
>anon keeps sending emails and letters to druella
>nothing sexual, nor marriage proposals
>just actual complaints about logistics, rules/laws, and taxes in mgc or whatever city involves her
>she tries the seduction card to get him to shut up
>doesn't work through the computer or pictures
>after a while she has had enough and invites anon to a private meeting
>he gets there and she's in some skimpy lingerie
>anon is in an actual suit and tie
>shows an actual PowerPoint presentation reiterating the points in his letters and emails
>druella just has to sit there three fourths naked and bored
>actually implements some changes based on anons complaints
>after she raped him silly

>> No.42347171

>>42347129
>Anon not already being happily married to an anubis who helped him put together his presentation
Impossible. An autist like him gets scooped up in seconds

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>> No.42347186

>>42347066
Not if you want to, know. You change based on your wife's preference, likely for a larger dick. There is also a mental change so you see the monster parts as attractive If you got caught by something you don't like.

>> No.42347237

>>42347176
Sandworm version to that
>Okay, I chased you and ate you
>Can we get married now?

>> No.42347300

>>42347186
>Bicorn’s husband incubizes before he gets another wife
>Smug hellhound thinks she’s in for a night of riding anon till he cums and then making cuckcorn eat her out
>Instead gets split open by anon’s giant dick while smug bicorn watches

>> No.42347348

>>42347237
>Can we get married now?

Is it an offer you can refute?

>> No.42347375

>>42347348
I mean, you could try. But I don't think any straight man would want to say no.

>> No.42347477

>>42347176
>no dinner
I am not a slut.

>> No.42347485

>>42347477
Yes you are.

>> No.42347500

>>42347375

It's not like you can walk away from a sandworm's mouth, in a "gone with the wind" style.

>> No.42347525
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42347525

>the automatonic characters here DO get a bit horny at night, but do I blame them? No! If I had to test those same stupid inventions for 20 years and I never got a husband? I’d be a bit irritable at night too

>> No.42347529

>>42347500
Well, if you complained enough and were resolute in your detestation of the situation, she'd spit you up. She'd just be very sad and distraught. The thing is, no straight man would reject a sandworm as a wife.

>> No.42347635

>>42347485
n-no

>> No.42347651

>>42347635
Just admit it, brother. It's okay. We're all sluts for monster girls here.

>> No.42347735

I finally understand. Housekeeping is beneath women, only men should do it. Man should only be concerned with serving his wife, woman serving a man is a disgrace. I can't wait to tell my Shoggoth girlfriend about it!

>> No.42347749

>>42347651
Only for my wife.
>>42347525
>FNAF player finally heeds the advice and decides to spend 5 nights with some bitches instead

>> No.42347896

>>42347735
>How to get introduced to your shog wife's mindflayer friend by the end of the hour

>> No.42348161

>>42346653
>ushi-oni
>confident gym rat
>Wanting a househusband. She's a Mamono reverse chauvinist who thinks men should stay at home and strong monsters should spoiler him and bring home the bacon.
Oh... oh no.

>> No.42348321

>>42348161
How you know how to cook steak, boy.

>> No.42348356

>>42345982
>Dr. Hatter suggests herbal tea and magic mushrooms
>Dr. Dark Mage suggests her own homemade tonics
>Dr. Hebi suggests repeat checkups AND house calls
>Dr. Nurarihyon suggests bringing in a team of experts

>> No.42348404

>>42348161

She's gonna make you wear the naked apron and you better like it, little boy.

>> No.42348731

>>42345950
>wish Doctor Lich would stop recommending euthanasia for every little thing.
>>42345965
>>42345982
>Dr. Wisp also suggests euthanasia

Undead monsters really advocate for Canada style Medical Assisted in Death procedures don't they?

>> No.42348777

>>42346653
>Breed happy Thunderbird that's also my Landlady.
You sure she isn't just a slightly more intelligent JubJub?

>> No.42348846

>>42348731
I'd feel like I'd give my older doctor monster many headaches due to the fact of how I'm gonna train for toughness

>> No.42348930

>>42348777
>breed happy
>landlady

based heavy-drinker hag thunderbirb

>> No.42349077

>>42346891
I like those stories and i hope to read more from you

>> No.42349190

For the Incubus discussion, the reasons no one wants to talk about them are twofold:

People who like MGE are here for the Monstergirls not the Incubus package thus all discussion is about the Monstergirls. As shown by all the waifu posting.

Then there is the belief that this can lead to talk about monsterboys which people hate.

As for the MGE haters, they hate MGE so if they talked about Incubus, they'd just say it's bad bad bad bad aka nothing to say. All strawman bs.

>> No.42349226

>>42345825
Oh no! My garden! Those damn delinquent Greenworms! Always getting into my garden!

>> No.42349234

>>42345833
She has dark sclera, so she's dangerous.

>> No.42349246

>>42349190
But the haters don't actually care about exploring Incubus. Their aim is to shit on MGE, it's fans and KC.

>> No.42349249

>>42349234
No she's not, i can grab her throw a full force on the floor and she will bounce far away like a green basketball.

>> No.42349270

Being a brawler that barely scrapes by in his fights will attract monsters who want to pamper and save you

>> No.42349289

>>42349270
Yes, same for veterans from human to human war, only gruesome slaughterhouse possible in MGE.

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>>42349190
>People who like MGE are here for the Monstergirls
but this is wrong or else you'd just post contextless art only

>> No.42349316

>>42349289
Honest I bet that the moment that monsters hear about it, either they join the fray to make the both of the humans fight them, therefore reducing the causality or they work as nurses that begin to stop the soldiers en masse

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>> No.42349342

>>42349316
Yup, lich and unicorn will have a lot of work, especially if it's something like Verdun.

>> No.42349352

>>42349309
The pics here are all MGs and are lewd or not lewd but comfy aka waifu.

>> No.42349360

>>42349352
You're reaching

>> No.42349365

>>42349352
>comfy aka waifu
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.42349414

>>42349360
>>42349365
Example of comfy that was posted here:
>>42346396

Just an image of an MG:
>>42346082


Now, how am I reaching? I said people just focus on the MGs and people are doing that.

>> No.42349469

>>42349414
Do you know what a waifu is or you learned the concept from social media?

>> No.42349518

>>42346015
Hey, let's be inclusive for our shotocon monster friends, it's not their fault that they greatly desire an under-aged looking boy to groom, molest, and rape

>> No.42349522

>>42349270
>ywn be that brawler that barely scrapes by, stumbling into the guild before passing out
>waking up in that all too familar room with that nice older troll
>Time to her nagging, part of the reason i do this is to come to someone who cares about me but im a bit scared to say that i love her
>But I dont think she would lik e me all that much, what with me barely winning any of the fights and using counters

>> No.42349598

>>42349469
I think I got the disconnect now. You are seeing waifu in terms of those posters on here who have a declared wife like the Wightfag or the Wockfag.

I was using it more in general, talking about posters talking about various MGs and what they like about it or what they want to happen or well the things you see usually posted on here.

>> No.42349625

>>42349598
You didn't answer the question

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>>42349190
incubus or not anytime a post spends most of its time on the man it's a red flag
i'd rather not invite or encourage it

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How much can I milk a cow for?

>> No.42349682

>>42349661
strawberry cow makes strawberry milk

>> No.42349719

>>42349625
No. I don't use Twitter and didn't get waifu idea from social media. It's my own observation. People on /a/ are discussing various girls from a series and they will say this one I like or this one I like also or declare this one is muh waifu.

>>42349661
Sure. I was just giving my perspective on why there is little Incubus discussion.

>> No.42349761

>>42349719
Then you have no fucking idea what a waifu is, if you don't know what a word means don't use it like an ignorant tourist

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>>42349676
Theoretically infinite if you do it right.

>> No.42349805

>>42349289
>try to have a serious human on human war
>monsters do everything in their power to undermine it
>spam both sides with envoys demanding peace
>the danuki call in every political favor to foment dissent and slow government to a crawl
>radical faction plays its hand early in an attempt to convert both nations into a demon realm
>unicorn, kiki, trolls and other monsters cart away the wounded to their own field hospitals

Can’t get away with anything.

>> No.42349820

>>42349761
Was I using the term correctly then when I talked about Wightfag and so on or am I still wrong?

>> No.42349822

>>42349805
good, war is hell

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>Punpun wants to have sex. No. Punpun wants to FUCK.

>> No.42349828

>>42349805
>From rotting in a trench like your favorite 50k army to being healed and have nice kiki wife who help you into civil life
Good ending.

>> No.42349835

>>42349825
>Love can bloom
/Tg/ can be based some time.

>> No.42349841

>>42349820
You are talking with vague examples without knowing a concept, you have no idea what you're talking about and trying to associate instead

>> No.42349890

I never learned the real meaning of waifu either.

>> No.42349893

>>42349841
So I'll take that as a no. Oh well.
Still doesn't change that I'm correct that people don't care about Incubus cause we are here to talk about MGs as shown by comfy MGE posts and images or lewd images or scenarios.

>> No.42349901

>>42349890
watch Azumanga Daiyoh

>> No.42349917
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Spöder

>> No.42349974

>>42349917
It's your primary directive to move closer to that beautiful creature

>> No.42349991

>>42343197
I love Mari. She's the best lilim. I wanna marry her!

>> No.42349993

>>42349805
>tfw you are poor as shit son of a farmer, get drafted to the meatgrinder
>you barely surviving but you kept going, you have to see mom and pops again, no matter what
>End up getting knocked to the ground and getting stabbed in the stomach while you stabbed him in the neck
>You are crawling to get back on your feet
>Now hobbling along to fix your wounds
>Ripping a bit of your clothes to make a bandage and get back to homebase
>As you enter, you see that its filled with monsters "assaulting" men
>You think your end is near and your bleeding is picking up pace
>You start to run as fast as you can, Causing the bleed to get ut of control
>End up falling and then crawling away
>But your body is barely resppnding and as you reach the end of the road, you see her
>A wurm, your last desantion, and your dealer of death
>With the bravest face you can put on, you tell her
>"I want you to meet my parents and tell them thei....."
>You finally passed out from blood loss
>Next thing you know you are back at your home, checking your stomach, you got a scar
>And as you woke up, making so much noise, you stareled the other person. it was that wurm
>And you stare at her fingers and notice there's a ring and look at your hand, you have the same ring on your left hand
>"You did say you wanted me to meet your parents, right?"

>> No.42350065

Mari is love!

>Sexiest lilim.
>Exceptionally beautiful.
>Isn't too over the top.
>Sensible fashion.
>Fun-loving and lewd.
I would breed her hourly.

>> No.42350106

>>42350065
Ok Mari

>> No.42350148

>>42350065
Bro, she's a lilim...

>> No.42350150

Mari is basically a dead OC right? I mean nothing is being produced about her by her creator right?

>> No.42350158

>>42350150
Who is Mari and where do she come from ?

>> No.42350159

>>42349974
I imagine you’d hear that while encountering a flayer or gazer
https://youtu.be/GZ8uNuRk-Bo

>> No.42350163

>>42350158
Some people sat that

>> No.42350182

>>42350148
And?

>>42350150
Her creator literally just released new art of her. See the OP.

She gets new art every couple months or so.

>>42350158
Old lilim OC from 2013 I think, maybe earlier.

>> No.42350197

>>42350159
Below Zero freaked me the fuck out when I was diving in a new area that looked completely different from anything I'd ever seen before, went to scan a Lily Paddler and they started fucking with my mind
Then when I broke away from it I got grabbed by a Spikey Trap
When I got off of that I was disoriented, had no idea where my Seatruck was and my air was running out
Spooky experiences in the sea

>> No.42350200

>>42350182
>2013
>10 years old
Jesus where us the time going

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>>42350200
>where us the time going
So we beat off, boats against the current, being carried ceaslessly into the past

>> No.42350226

>>42350200
Time is meaningless to lilims

>> No.42350228

42350197
>Le lesbian black woman game in water
Fuck off

>> No.42350233

>>42350228
Huh?

>> No.42350246

>>42350228
what lol

>> No.42350248
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>>42350233
The only aliens we're allowed to post are the Ur-Quan

>> No.42350250

>>42350182
Oh. I didn't notice. Thanks.
Is her creator still doing MGE work aside from Mari?
I honestly thought she had left MGE

>> No.42350261

>>42350250
She doesn't art as much as she used to. I think she does occasional commissions, but they're pricey.

>> No.42350262

>>42350065
>Fucks multiple men
>Is a whore

>> No.42350280

>>42350262
You're just mad she told you no while I, a fat, ugly man, got to have a go at her and get to call her my wife. If you ask nicely, maybe I can set you up with one of our future daughters

>> No.42350353

>>42350262
Ah so she's not from mge then.

>> No.42350357
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Why are Vampires like this

>> No.42350366

>>42348356
I can't trust a doctor who smokes.

>> No.42350367

>>42350357
Maybe if humans weren’t filled with such tasty red juice we wouldn’t be so compelled to spontaneously nibble on you

>> No.42350368

>>42350353
She is. Anon's just a troll

>> No.42350375
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I am a simple man with simple needs... future Robot wife is one of them ^^

>> No.42350413

>>42349991
I prefer druella and Selene

>> No.42350422

Fairly certain Mari is one of the few MGE fan OCs that's been formally canonized by KC.

>> No.42350440

>>42350353
Mari is an OC Lilim made by an artist who showed up in the older MGE games. Games made by fans rather then KC IIRC

>> No.42350450

>>42350375
More than meets the eyes

>> No.42350455

>>42350422
She is?

>> No.42350459

>>42350357
She waited for him to be 18? Do vampires just keep a shota locked in their basement until he reaches prime drinking age like some kind of sex slave wine cellar?

>> No.42350490

>>42350455
Shes got into the two exet games (cameoing at the end of the first and playing a bigger role in second being the one to corrupt Leah into a dark matter.)
Now days her lore has been tweeked so she as a buff viking sorta dude as a husband and iirc a permaloli daughter by the name of runa

>> No.42350525

Of all the writer/artists that had OC lilims I think Iron Beast is all thats left that still frequents the thread.

>> No.42350526
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Anyone got the summary of "Dying in Love"?

>> No.42350537

>>42350368
>He doesn't know about the art
lol

>> No.42350560

>>42349764
I've seen sew where the woman's legs are dangling, the man's though? This is obscene.

>> No.42350569

>>42350525
And it's the best one so I'm happy with it.

>> No.42350583

>>42350525
>Abba faded out
>Ace left after headpats thing
>Chowder wasn't very liked to begin with
>ELH pops up now and agian but Illassa is 100% dead as a character
>The reboot to Losenis's fic is in purgatory while he draws futa
Is there anything shitty Beast has done?

>> No.42350590

>>42350560
if your mamono wife isnt at least half again as tall as you you need to divorce the loli and find a real woman

>> No.42350599

>>42350583
headpats thing?

>> No.42350608

>>42350250
She does art professionally so twitter art is a side gig.

>> No.42350617
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Thread needs more foxes.

>> No.42350618

>>42350583
Nope, is depiction of mge is my favorite mamonos are strong but you still can win, no rape or brainwash bullshit. Only thing I didn't like is one of his story about casual sex but whatever.

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>>42350599
Single handedly the reason why theres alot of art of this

>> No.42350638

>>42350618
>Casual sex
What story was that?

>> No.42350641

I know there's a lot of lilim ocs but which other races have good ocs?

>> No.42350658

>>42350638
Druella sub time or something like that

>> No.42350668

>>42350658
Might be thinking of the wrong person
Beast hasnt done anything druella related

>> No.42350674

>>42350618
The mental block between different kinds of perversion is funny. Yes, I am fantasizing about a race of bestial half-human all-women rapists determined to bring about the end of the human race through aggressive sex, but only if they marry me first otherwise it's icky

>> No.42350686

>>42350618
I like that all the sex is willing, or that the dudes in question are usually into the women to not be put off about being forced.

>> No.42350715

>>42350674
Yeah, tgtard right here. Fuck off and go back.

>> No.42350726

>>42350715
you have to be 18 to post on here

>> No.42350737

>>42350668
Indeed i just check and it's not him. Mb I'm retarded.
>>42350674
I don't like the rape, mind break or end of humanity non sense. No idea why you're saying that it's not even true
>>42350686
Yes and it's great. It's more about little push making love bloom, not muh rape train you die. MG roulette is also really cool.

>> No.42350783

>>42350737
>not even true
it's in the canon, anon... end of the human race as in 'humans and mamono don't make sons' not 'kill all humans' or w/e
hey, no judgement, the first thing is hot. just weird that 'no sex before marriage' is people's hangup about it

>> No.42350801

>>42350726
>>42350783
Fuck off tgscum and kill yourself.

>> No.42350809

>>42350641
Theres not many
That one greenworm is like the closest in terms of having a personality
Outside of that, theres latenights cast of characters

>> No.42350810

>>42350783
Oh yeah just ignore the part where the chief goddess hold back the birth of sons out of spite but also slowly losing her gripe. It's not even funny trolling, just disgenuine arguments.

>> No.42350829

>>42350783
>it's in the canon, anon... end of the human race as in 'humans and mamono don't make sons
They make incubi sons which are basically humans with a higher sex drive and their power level uncapped like they would be if the chief god wasn't intentionally nerfing the general population to keep them dependant.
Agreed about the sex thing though

>> No.42350865

>>42346653
>medusa
>correctional officer with lots of connections
>becomes very emotional, romantic, lovey dovey when you’re alone together. She puts up a front in public because of her reputation

Nice

>> No.42350928

>>42346627
I haven't, and I'm not interested.

>> No.42350965

>>42346627
Fuck you, everything is already turning around 3d, leave us alone.

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>>42345961
>Who the fuck wants to read an MGE story focused on a heroine?
That is a really bizarre statement.

>> No.42351011

>>42346653
>Spoiled rich Thunderbird who goes full lovey-dovey marshmallow behind closed doors.

Color me shocked. Curious to see how this plays out

>> No.42351038

>>42351007
For you

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>>42346653
A baby crazy, correctional officer Thunderbird who really wants my babies.

Sounds pretty cute.

>> No.42351072

>>42351038
I want a big heroine.

>> No.42351116

>>42346653
>babby crazy spoiled rich medusa
sounds like i found a benefactor

>> No.42351223

>>42351007
Clearly meant a heroine as the protagonist. A story about a heroine and her husband is fine.

>> No.42351239

>>42351072
Big buff heroine, for me.

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>cannibalism

>> No.42351264

Anon, I think we need to have a talk about your heroine addiction.

>> No.42351274

>>42351264
You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.42351317

>>42351264
>Marry human NPC and lead sad life
>Marry random encounter monster and lead boring life
A daily dose of heroine is the only escape.

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UNTAMED SPIRIT

>> No.42351344

>>42350526
Is this KC-approved? She looks legitimately scary.

>> No.42351348

>anubis manager departing from work who just wants to be treated like a naughty dog
>tanuki execuitve who wants to get her tits slapped and her neck grabbed after a long day of bossing everyone around
>chubby werecat from the stock exchange is ready to go into the bad girl room
>dragon general says its her turn to take orders, and she's down to ANYTHING
Do (You) have what it takes to hub up all these hard-working monsters?

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Does evolution exist in the mge world the way it does in ours? I know that KC has stated there was "dinosaur" era so to speak and that many of the things we consider natural occurrences in our world were created by gods or sorcerers. What I mean is does natural selection affect monsters? Would a gyaru be more likely to produce gyaru daughters? Would a tomboy mg? A goth one? A theoretically when mamano can birth sons would their son's taste in women be more likely to matc their fathers in going after gyarus, tomboys, CCs, etc? Can a man literally be evolved to fuck gyaru monster pussy?

>> No.42351377

>>42351354
*no dinosaur era

>> No.42351387

>>42351348
>>tanuki execuitve who wants to get her tits slapped
thats kinda hot

>> No.42351408

>>42351348
>>42351387
Which monstergirl would be the most into breast squeezing and vulva spanking?

>> No.42351443

>>42351264
>>42351317
I won't feel safe without a dark brave wife.

>> No.42351452

>>42351408
Lilims. They're the strongest and no one can ever touch them, so they'd like a little pain with the pleasure.
>you will never gently spank your Lilim wife's vulva until they're rosy red

>> No.42351464

>>42351348
i would and i'd love try edging and playing around wit their bodies

>> No.42351480
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>>42351464
Edging an uptight Anubis sounds fun.

>> No.42351483

>>42350459
Matron vampire deluding herself into thinking 'she's not into little boys' - despite the boy locked in her room getting obsessively licked, kissed, coddled and pampered everyday - because she 'won't suck his blood until he turns 18'

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>>42343197

>> No.42351495

>>42351488
Such troubles are avoided

>> No.42351508

>>42351480
and doing while she is supposed to give a presentation to some new big wigs sounds like even more fun
>>42351483
sounds like heaven

>> No.42351532

>>42346376
Humans were the real monsters all along.

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>>42351348
Nope.
I am incapable of being rough

>> No.42351549

>>42351483
Dhampir baby-making sex between christmas cake vampire and a barely-legal teenager!

>> No.42351552

>>42351543
How can hags be this powerful?

>> No.42351560

>>42351274
>>42351317
>>42351443
I'm sending you all to rehab. I hope you enjoy the level one monster nurses

>> No.42351643
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42351643

>radical faction makes a beeline for city
>fuck fuck fuck
>oh hi, local mamono
>want to freely enter the city and shack up with the men?
>help us drive off the radicals
>they actually do

didn’t expect that to work

>> No.42351658

>>42346530
Dragonia fighting tournament except the dragons are all transformed and the humans all pilot giant robots.

>> No.42351732

>>42351643
I want to have sex with big strong anubus girls that intimidate me with the possibility of rape that their body language suggests!

>> No.42351755

>>42351549
>20 year old anon taking his six and four year old dhampir daughters to school
>troll daycare lady thinks it's cute their older brother is taking such good care of his little sisters

>> No.42351765

>stuck wasting away in order society
>omg Kuroferuru sabbath hi!
>intense cowgirl rape ensues

>> No.42351796

>>42351643
Didn't the Radicals take Leacatie via subversion rather the sieging and storming the City?

>> No.42351846

>>42351354
>What I mean is does natural selection affect monsters?
Young girls developing wide hips and big butts early seems to be a highly successful trait among monsters for some reason.

>> No.42351872

>Baphomet wife who wants others to take her seriously
Baphomet are very strong monsters both magically and physically. Best to remember your bapho wife's power.

>> No.42351879

>>42351796
They did, but iirc that was after a failed direct approach. Most places aren’t Lescatie though, and can probably be taken the old fashioned way.

>> No.42351881

>>42351643
Could work if tweaked a bit
>Peaceful human-ruled city that is friendly to non-aggressive monsters
>Not everything is perfect, but very few go hungry and the ruler is kind
>Ancient evil vampire claims she owns the land and declares war
>She's too much of a NEET to join the battle
>She instead sends some zombies and ghouls to take over the city
>This is when the local Holsts, Kobolds and Weresheep took arms alongside the men to defend the city
Would make a good movie

>> No.42351887

Humans are to be protected by tall, heavily armored Automatons at all times.

>> No.42351889
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42351889

Fire and wind come from the sky - from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the Earth.

>> No.42351896

>>42351879
interestingly that means that the order won in open conflict. Gonna try to remember that.

>> No.42351898

>>42351881
>hero anon takes down ancient vampire with his ultimate mating press move

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>>42349518
>under-aged looking boy to groom, molest, and rape
I'm sorry to break it to you but they want an actual underaged boy to give fluffy time.
Kitsunes have a warped sense of age after all being so long lived.

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>>42351643
Imagine the gigawatts of seething warrior monsters would generate upon seeing smaller monsters gaining the city before them.

>> No.42352012

>>42351889
I want to roughly manhandle that cyclops.

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>>42351643
>they’re now waiting outside our gates demanding we uphold our end of the bargain
they’re all making that face and giving use those eyes…

>> No.42352078

>>42352048
>Not upholding your end of the bargain
That's not only mean but also extremely dishonorable

>> No.42352087

>>42351909
so foxes are sex-crazed pedophiles?!

>> No.42352097

>>42352087
Yes, but depending on the fox's age they might see adult men as children as well

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>>42352087
They are completely and utterly baby crazy!

>> No.42352106

>>42352087
You'd better believe it. If a boy wanders into a perverted fox's den, he's going to be pampered and smothered in sexual favors until he can't stand up or say anything but 'Onee-san, please more'! Stay vigilant to this menace.

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What about a pair of married adventurers being a buff male wizard and small but strong monster warrior

>> No.42352134

>>42352109
For what purpose is a wizard buff?

>> No.42352138

>>42352109
Good, me like it

>> No.42352153

>>42352109
A muscle wizard specializing in flexing buss and his baphomet warrior wife
I like it

>> No.42352157

>>42352109
Can I get a pair of monsters that are a buff witch and a small strong warrior instead

>> No.42352165

>>42352134
Magic requires a good constitution and if part of it is psychological then already being big and strong would help with effective casting. Kind of like how historically archers were extremely strong with good upper body muscles but in fantasy are twigs because lmao ranged.

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>>42352106
o-oh... is this true?

>> No.42352180

>>42351879
Ah, gotcha. I always wondered why siege talk is there when the most famous example was done by subversion.

>>42351896
Was done by Heroes most likely. Not regular soldiers though they probably were there providing backup.

>> No.42352207

>>42352177
I want to grab her big ears. And then her big dirty pillows.

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>>42352177
Yes

>> No.42352216

>>42352180
I'm really foggy on the hero to human ratio. They can't be that rare, can they?

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>>42352207

>> No.42352261

>>42352234
butt

>> No.42352280
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42352280

>>42352261

>> No.42352297

the sabbath has come to turn all shotas back into adults

>> No.42352324

>>42352297
Based

>> No.42352325

>>42343197
Maybe one day Maritan will draw their Lilim more than once a year, or even draw more times than there are months in the same year.

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>>42352261

>> No.42352331

>>42352280
That'd be a fun position to slam into. Hope she can keep her balance.

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>>42351927
The only monsters allowed to be small are lolis and shortstacks.
The rest are severely disadvantaged.

>> No.42352351

I wouldn't trust these lewd foxes, some of them want to eat your liver.

>> No.42352363

>portals open
>get bapho wife
>"haha, at least one of us has boobs."

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>>42352331
You could always use her tails as a handle bar.
Might have to subdue her though so you don't get singed by a fireball

>> No.42352374

>>42352351
Yes, as in eat the liver you cook them. They heard you are really good at cooking.

>> No.42352377

>>42352363
>Portals open
>Get bapho wife
>Have to explain to your friends, family and the authorities that your wife is a legal adult and is actually like four times older than you are.
Imagine the dirty looks you'd get from people just by walking around with your wife.

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42352383

>>42352109
>a pair of married adventurers
Big powerful wizard + little monster warrior adventuring party is my fetish, except the adventuring being the first meeting and getting to know eachother -part instead of being married because it's a lot more exciting.

>> No.42352396

>>42352372
wew lad anon

>> No.42352427
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42352427

>>42352377
I'd do it just for the seethe. Maybe get a Cheshire wife and have her lolify herself for some good old fashioned trolling around town.

>> No.42352471

>>42352427
when you really look at her she just looks like a human woman with a cat tail

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42352482

>>42352471
You mean like... the majority of monstergirls? It makes sense, lore-wise they're all part succubus.

>> No.42352483

>>42351881
>a bunch of farmers and their monster wives take on the zombie horde
>zombies aren't that smart so it was actually pretty easy
>zombies all herded into a pen and captured
>farmers feel bad because it feels wrong to bully such simple minded girls just following orders
>a few of the young and still single men have an idea
>and thus zombie farming was created
>vampire sees all her zombies living in the village and thinks she won
>she steals a cute farm boy in the middle of the night for herself and goes back to being a neet

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>>42352157
Sure. This is the closest image I could find to what you were talking about

>> No.42352501

>isekai'd to the middle of nowhere
>get found by heroine
>offers to escort me to the nearest settlement
>was hoping for a monster but might as well go with her for now since I doubt I can survive in wilderness
>at night she has a surprise encounter with a lilim
>seemingly has managed to drive her off
>really grumpy when I hear that I apparently missed my chance for lilim wife
>contemplate running away to go find her but I am still lost and I am worried that she might kill me or hand me over to inquisition or something if she finds out I am a monster sympathizer
>with all her blessings she is basically superhuman so if she starts chasing me there is no way I can outrun or fight her
>unknowingly to both us she has been slowly becoming corrupted ever since that lilim encounter
>I expected her to just leave me in the first village she finds but she is staying
>she claims it's because she can't just leave some helpless, lost, weak outsider alone
>she pays for my room, food and clothes then acts like a tsundere and tells me I should be grateful
>after a few days she says I need to pay my debt to her
>starts raping me and transforms into a succubus within a minute then continues raping me until I pass out

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>>42352087
Doesn't matter if you are over 30, they will still treat you like a shota.

>> No.42352512

>>42352483
>and thus zombie farming was created
What do I picture pregnant zombies and lots of milk?

>> No.42352522

If we're going down memory lane
reMember succubus(male) ?

>> No.42352592

>>42352522
Why was that a thing?

>> No.42352594

>>42352482
Let's just say it gives me an appreciation for girls that don't look the same from behind.

>> No.42352606

>>42352512
i see nothing wrong with this, many cows that will live very long, lots of food milk

>> No.42352626

>>42352482
Succubus is the monstergirl for people who don't like monstergirls.

>> No.42352632

>>42352377
>baphomet has to pretend to be your weird adopted daughter in public
>recently she's stopped breaking character for a few hours after coming home

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>>42343197
Steamy hebi
https://imgur.com/a/l8hE65G

>> No.42352673

>>42352632
hot daughter-wifey

>> No.42352700

I want Druella to fix me.

>> No.42352733

>>42352700
Rape correction

>> No.42352745

>>42352733
but with druella, you lose.

>> No.42352748

>>42352632
>Baphomet acts like a little girl all day right down to cutesy outfits and coquettish maiden voice
>Comes home and closes the door before sighing and kicking off her shoes then taking off her clip on earrings
>Lights up a demon herb cigarette before allowing her husband to guide her to her freshly prepared bath
>Lays out her kyyuuuttte magical girl outfit for the next day before having rough babymaking sex with her husband while telling him to fuck her harder with her (genuine) husky older woman voice
I can dig it

>> No.42352749

>>42352078
>an anon within the city takes pity on them
>they look so sad
>lets them in during the wee hours of the morning
>none of the city’s men were able to walk for a week afterwards

good end?

>> No.42352822

>>42352745
Duh. That's the point.

>> No.42352868

Gremlin invented a time machine to study the world of the previous demon lord, would you go with her?

>> No.42352942

>>42352868
No. Dumb idea. I must destroy this machine before she bring the apocalypse into our new Eden.

>> No.42352975

>>42352942
whatever comes into our world gets monsterize, you won't have to worrying about hellhounds and baphomets from the old world coming into our world

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>>42352504
old ladies are strange

>> No.42353081

>>42352504
>tfw even a loli fox who is half your age still treats your 30 year old ass like a brat shota

>> No.42353114

>>42343828
>>42343975
>>42344933
thanks!
>>42343844
She's a lazy neet, you'll be safe, unless you go into her net.
>>42346250
Next time I give her bigger. (when i learn how to draw horns properly.
>>42349077
thanks, lately I have been learning how to draw so I couldn't write, so it'll take some time to see new chapters. (and I procrastinated a lot.)
>>42350525
I have one too.

>> No.42353149

>>42352868
Why go back when we can go forward?
>End up in the nightmare world that you'd expect from going back in time, but somehow even worse
>Now the two of you have to find out what went wrong and prevent this bad future

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42353221

What happens if I tug on an apophis's titty tassels?

>> No.42353251

>>42353221
I want to pull them and yell fire in the hole.

>> No.42353254

>>42349226
>plant chili peppers around the rest of my vegetable garden to keep the greenworms out
>they show up wearing sombreros and throw a fiesta, making salsa with the chilis and playing mariachi music
>they also dragged along a few ocelomehs because they don't know how to make salsa
>they keep calling them "ocelomwees"

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>>42353149
>One long and arduous quest later, find a tombstone
>Here lies Anon, he never scored.

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>> No.42353296

>>42353279
fuck off.

>> No.42353305

>>42353279
Stay here

>> No.42353348

>>42353279
I would give her heapats

>> No.42353354

>>42353221
Cute snake, i could rule an Empire with her on my side.

>> No.42353392

Mad cat

>> No.42353410

>>42353279
I'm going to tease this pussy

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42353421

>>42343197

>> No.42353448

>>42353392
Sorry kikis don't run clanner tech

>> No.42353497

>>42353448
You dare to refuse my batchall?

>> No.42353512

Does drinking milk from a cow count as cheating on a holst?

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>>42353392

>> No.42353572

>>42353497
Refuse your what?

>> No.42353573

what is the endgame of these threads?

>> No.42353622

>>42353573
Fill the void left by loneliness, free opium.

>> No.42353623

>>42353573
portals

>> No.42353636
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42353636

Lamias are busy sunbathing. Post fat snakes

>> No.42353666
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42353666

>>42353636

>> No.42353685

>>42353262
>Gremlin, were we in a simulation this entire time?
>Gremlin, did you design a massive scenario about saving the Demon Lord from an unknown threat entirely to call me a virgin?

>> No.42353686

>>42353354
How would an apophis treat her son? Overprotective or groomed for success?

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>>42353392

>> No.42353763

>>42353686
Depends on the grape and what her current situation is

>> No.42353797

>>42353686
Like a little too over protective mother while the father makes a man out of him.

>> No.42353905

Millions of monsters to mingle with and Anon decided to hang out with the big scary mafia cartel Stacies with a notoriously high streak of crime schemes. When will Anon stop being a dumb sex'd up rape-addict whore and settle for a wholesome proud traditional elf to be a trad husband for?

>> No.42353931

>>42353905
Why would I be a 'trad husband' when I could settle down with a wealthy, powerful mamono who would let me quit my job while I pursue my artistic and scholarly inclinations?

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>> No.42353970

How do I convince shog that I'm not cheating on her with my phone?

>> No.42353975
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>>42345342
they are very cute

>> No.42354007

>>42353686
>marry pharaoh
>stop repeated attacks by apophis
>eventually you grab some random adventurer and send him on a quest to defeat her
>the attacks stop shortly afterwards
>many years later, your daughter brings home a boyfriend
>you get along well
>he's smart, ambitious, always knows the right thing to say
>almost as if he'd been trained for this
>a few days later, you go to meet his parents
>it's that purple bitch again and she looks smugger than ever
>how long has she been planning this?

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>>42345342
>>42353975
Yes, we need more.

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>>42354031
hooray, Griffon is being posted, I'm having a wonderful time

>> No.42354045

Gonna steal griffy's treasure, and there's nothing she can do about it!

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>>42354045

>> No.42354069
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42354069

Real griffon hours

>> No.42354083

>>42353975
>>42354031
>>42354039
I'm gonna tell that dumb Griffon to give back my family artifacts! It's been in my family for generations and she has no right to just steal them!

>> No.42354091
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>>42354083
you let her take the artifacts and that's basically marriage so she's part of your family so those are now her family artifacts too

>> No.42354105

>>42354091
She stole it though! She took up roost in an old castle my ancestors lived in that was abandoned after monsters started taking over she can't just claim ownership over something like that!

>> No.42354110

>>42354105
But anon you're married now!
It's her family trinket! She's just doing her duty as your wife!

>> No.42354131

>>42354110
That's not fair! The castle has been abandoned for almost a hundred years she can't just steal things that aren't hers because we haven't lived there in a while! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to pay this strange feathered knight lady who apparently is very knowledgeable about Griffons to get rid of that squatter!

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Do griffions test positive on the cat detector?

>> No.42354220

>get halfway through writing erotic mamonofic
>jerk off
>no longer want to write erotic mamonofic
the earth is a harsh mistress

>> No.42354279

>>42345342
>>42353975
>>42354031
>>42354039
>>42354083
>>42354091
>>42354207
>>42354110
I see The Empire of Man's citizens and elector counts are mamono lovers too. Even though they're an Order-allied state, then again anyting Griffon related and they go horny about it

>> No.42354285

>>42354207
I put Griffons in my "kot" folder so I assume yes

>> No.42354289

If you're an archaeologist/treasure hunter in a desert kingdom you know what type of monsters you can find in ruins, but what monsters would you find in ruins in other kingdoms?

>> No.42354295
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>>42343197

>> No.42354315

Everyone is going about it wrong. We need to contact hostile, civilization-ending ayys, so that mamono will open the portals and save us.

>> No.42354343

>>42354279
I don't get what any of this means.

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>>42353573
Comfort.

>> No.42354353

>>42354343
Warhammer fantasy

>> No.42354366

>>42354353
Ah, stop being a fag then

>> No.42354385

>>42343197
>A monstergirl is a Gamer
>She buys and consumes Gamer products
>Has RGB in the shit she consumes and buys

HAHAHA! ANY monstergirl that is a Gamer like this is someone who will never cuddle, date, love and marry. Ever.

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>>42354353
>>42354366
I personally enjoy the meme of all the men in that state being griffon fuckers. I like to believe they exist in mge and have the largest growing population of griffons anywhere in the world.

>> No.42354418

>>42350617
Is this how Foxes age per century?

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How well do you think you'd do if you were to isekai deep into Order lands? Do you think you'd have the resolve, patience and luck to afford a covert migration into a demon realm?

>> No.42354493

>>42354289
Slimes, skeletons, mimics, giant ants, goblins, minotaurs, master lichens, quantum mechanics, and Rodney.

>> No.42354563

>>42354475
Who's to stop me if I just start walking? Why would Order guards or paladins give a fuck about the reason some random peasant is walking down the road?

>> No.42354587

>>42354493
>Poor minotaur has been stuck in the maze for years
>Help her get out thanks to the ball of twine that leads us back to the entrance
>Turns out she’s the daughter of the king

>> No.42354597

>>42354563
It's less about being stopped, and more that you don't have money, shelter, transportation or food. Possibly a language barrier, if you want that extra challenge too. The risk of being stopped for suspicions might come about after you establish yourself in the community, and seem too gung-ho about heading in a particular direction. You would also be deep in Order territory, so you might not luck out if your plan is to just beeline into a forest and hope for any mamono to snatch you up.

>> No.42354639

Cheshire cat is my girlfriend

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>>42354639
>anon finally gives into a cheshire's tomfoolery after several months of meme-based mental abuse

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42354730

thinking 'bout those dragonslimes

>> No.42354831

>>42354730
We need metal slime, flan slime, and heal slimes, like the ones from Dragon Quest

>> No.42354848

>genie has a good amount of fanart
>all the ones with dialogue are in russian runes

Ree

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>>42354848
good girl but wasted on me with my lack of ambition

>> No.42354930

>>42354873
>My first wish? A ham sandwish
>Hey wait, this ham is a little dry, for my second wish...
>Wait now the bread's all soggy.... Three is....

>> No.42354944

>>42354873
>genie asks what your 3 wishes are
>spend 10 min thinking
>she gets annoyed and offers potential wish ideas
>shush her and tell her you can think for yourself
>spend 10 more min thinking
probably the 1st wish would be wishing the genie would stop hate raping you

>> No.42355037

I love her plum thighs and round butt.

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ded

>> No.42355279

Men belong inside snek tails

>> No.42355281

Is it me or has this place been moving a lot slower lately?

>> No.42355285

>tfw i just read the end to ashita no joe and am thinking about what a monster would think about said charactertype
>A man who will keep on going till hes left like nothing but ash all burned away as fuel
>Then i remembered about how much of a savior complex monsters would get

>> No.42355288

>>42355281
Seems

>> No.42355290

>>42354873
I wish I had more time to come up with a wish!

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>>42355281
the rabbitposting's been pleasant

>> No.42355309

How many jubjubs are you man enough to handle?

>> No.42355316

>>42355309
one large jub or two small jubs

>> No.42355320

>>42355281
fine

>> No.42355325

>>42355316
Define large jub and small jub

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>>42355325
this but pink

>> No.42355345

>>42355325
small jub <5'
large jub >7'
women in between these heights are largely invisible

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>>42355302
Indeed

>> No.42355354

>>42355338
Understood

>>42355345
Jubjubs can reach over 7'?

>> No.42355363

>>42355354
wonderland is a magical place

>> No.42355371

>>42355363
It's why it's the best mamono realm of them all

>> No.42355411

>>42355363
>date] [Auto] 7
is that true?

>> No.42355415

what are your wife's favorite swear words?
hard mode: no racist words

>> No.42355452

>>42355302
>>42355347
buns are fun on a buns

>> No.42355486

>>42355281
it's a little slow today, sure

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>>42355411
very much so

>> No.42355526

Do you think a demon would sign a contract made by anon?

>> No.42355534

>>42355526
she'd hang it on the refrigerator too

>> No.42355547

>>42355526
probably, what you put on yours?

>> No.42355597

I wonder what a monster might do if I told her I have nothing, not even a name

>> No.42355598

>>42349333
this is a very nice picture by the way

>> No.42355611

>>42355415
She doesn't swear, but she does call me worm food in a condescending way when she's feeling extra smug. She's too pure and kind for actual swear words.

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>>42355281
The cell connection at my job has somehow gotten worse, so I basically can't post at all during the day. Aggravating.

>> No.42355703

>>42355281
its ogre

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some BODY once told me the Order’s gonna roll me, I ain’t the lewdest gal in the heaaaad

>> No.42355793

>>42355281
the thread is only about a day old. The board is still just moving fast.

>> No.42355806

>The mysterious desert kingdom that's ruled over by an ancient sandworm
>Her palace just consists of walls around a few sand dunes and an inner court where she can surface and speak to the peasantry
>Has numerous anubi, sphinxes, mummies, and girtablilus serving her

>> No.42355817

>>42355758
>Anon does not realize or completely forgets he lives in an Order State
>He shitposting gets him in trouble as the State's Internal Services monitored and sees his online activity
>Civil protection kicks his door open "CIVIL SECURITY!!! HANDS IN THE AIR, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!"
>Anon is arrested in suspicion of heresy

Bad end

>> No.42355838

>>42355806
>o great worm of the sands, what wisdom may you offer?
>she rotates 3 times, thumps her tail vigorously and retires for the day
fascinating creatures

>> No.42355854

>>42355838
Translation:
>Fuck her
>If she resists, eat her then fuck her

>> No.42355888

>>42355817
>mge is escapism for us
>but nightmare world for the average Order man who might not ever even see a monstergirl

>> No.42355892

>>42355838
clockwise or counterclockwise? this is important

>> No.42355911

>>42355892
>clockwise or counterclockwise?
use the right hand rule anon

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>> No.42356002

>>42355968
and good moo to you too young lady

>> No.42356019

>>42355758
and they don't stop cummin' and they don't stop cummin' and they don't stop cummin' and they don't stop cummin' and they don't stop cummin'...

>> No.42356031

>>42355968
>When your holst gets a little too much into the cow roleplay

>> No.42356062

it's important for animal girls to have corresponding animal pajamas

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>>42356062
of course

>> No.42356104

>>42355888
the order was a mistake and the whole world should be under monster girl rule. Society should just be monster girls and human men only forever

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monk

>> No.42356113

>>42356062
my centaur wife gets horse pajamas, hopefully ones that she, her human boobs, and her horse boobs can fit in.

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>>42343197

>> No.42356137

>>42356123
Sneks and sandworms will contest this

>> No.42356154

>>42355888
>Be order fag
>Spend your life training to be this silly kill em all warrior
>First Monster village you encounter is filled with Human Men and Their monster wives
>Declare your intentions to fight and they largely ignore you or just shake their heads
>Go home in shame as some corn fed monster girl could easily just put you in a tree you can't climb down from

>> No.42356193

>>42356123
Fuck off back to /vt/

>> No.42356210

>>42356123
You could have posted this fact without some shit streamer picture.

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